Archer (season 9)
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The following is a list of quotes from the ninth season Archer Danger Island.
Archer: Danger Island – Strange Pilot
[edit]- Reynaud: "Everyone one out! This hotel is closed until further notice!"
- Malory: "How can you close me up? On what grounds?"
- Reynaud: "I am shocked - shocked! - to find out that gambling is going on in here"
- Malory: "Oh for…"
- Whitney: "Ah-hah! Not to mention adultery. [points at Sterling] He seduced my wife: arrest him!"
- Reynaud: "Monsieur, this is French territory: of course adultery is not illegal."
- Sterling: "What about consensual buggery?"
- Whitney: [sharp inhalation of breath]
- Sterling: "Ahem...asking for a buddy.
- Charlotte: "You destroyed my marriage!"
- Sterling: "Hey, it takes two to tango!"
- Pam: "And obviously you guys already had some problems, so…."
- Ray: "Zut alors!"
- Charlotte: "You wanna talk problems?!" [drinks deeply from decanter]'" "My marriage is ruined: when my family find out why, they will disown me, as will all of New York society. I have no money, no job, no skills and no prospects - and it's all your fault! And so right now the only thing I want in this world - besides for you to die of some heretofore unknown form of eye-hole cancer - is to get off this god-forsaken island!!!"
- [cut to plane leaving the island]
- Charlotte: "And when does it come back?"
- Pam: "2 weeks"
- Charlotte: "And Whitney's on it?"
- Pam: "Uh-huh"
- Charlotte: [Cries]
- Pam: "Ah, come on now, it's not that bad…"
- Charlotte: "He has my passport…" [irony no.2]