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Barnyard (also known as Barnyard: The Original Party Animals) is a 2006 CGI-animated family-comedy film, distributed by Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies, that was released on August 4, 2006.

The film is the second Nickelodeon film to be spin-off into a TV series, since Back at the Barnyard.

Otis the Bull

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  • Put the chick down, Dag.
  • Okay. All right. Well, first, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take the chick from you, then while you're picking yourself off the ground, I'm gonna gather up the hens and I'm gonna leave.
  • HEY!!!! [Lord of the Hoof horses stopped dancing, one goes off the stage] Have you all lost your mind? It's daylight, the farmer is gonna be back. This is so off-limits!
  • [after seeing the farmer come in after dancing with Wild Mike on stage] Uh, moo?
  • [after pushing Snotty Boy off his bed] That's called boy tipping! Hahaha!
  • [after Miles kicks the farmer the third time] Will you...stop...doing...that?! [Miles: Well, unless you give him a blindfold, I'm going kick him!] OK, let's go.
  • [walks to Ben's grave] Hey, Pop. I, uh, wanted to come by and, uh... Look, you-you were just a great dad. You see, I... I don't know what I was thinking, but for a minute, I actually thought I could take your place. But those coyotes... I-I mean, you would've stood up to them and y-you wouldn't have backed down now. I gotta tell ya, I was...so afraid. [sighs] Ya know, I know I always said that I-I wasn't you, and-and I'm not. But I wish I was. [sighs] I-I-I can't do it, Pop. I gotta go. I'm sorry. [walks away]
  • [as Dag jumps to attack Otis, he grabs Dag] Remember me? I'm Ben's kid. [He slams Dag to the car window and threatens to punches him. (Same thing Ben did before his death.) He glares closer to whimpering Dag] Never... come... back. [drops Dag] Pip? [Pip: Eh, I'd have to go with the iron, man.]
  • Then I said I was gonna hit him with the stick.

Ben the Bull

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  • [first words] Thanks, Miles. Let me know if you see Otis.
  • [seeing 3 Jersey cows by the fence] The Jersey Cows.
  • Second item: lest I remind you, this is coyote season. [animals chatter concernedly] There are ruthless and desperate creatures. Rule #1: stay in groups. Rule #2: stay inside of the perimeter of the fence at all times. And #3: be careful out there. Okay, let's hit it. MOOOOOO!
  • [from trailer] Rule Number I: There swimmin' in the pond.
  • [last words] Put the hen down, Dag.
  • [resume words] Otis, fear nothing.

Others

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  • Miles: [as he's cornered by coyotes] Well, well, whatever will I do? [kicks 3 coyotes, 1 coyote shivers in fear] Oh, don't worry. I've got someone special for you. [the crate unlocks revealing Wild Mike, who rides the back of the coyote] Heh-heh-heh-heh! I just love that little guy!
  • Freddy: The meeting's about finding someone to run the meeting? Is that a good idea?
  • Peck: Never! You're all gonna die.
  • Pip: Otis, are we supposed to not yell "rock"?
  • Pig: All clear! SWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEET!
  • Duke: [chewing on peanut butter] This...doesn't...mean...anything.
  • Daisy: [thinking of a name for her newborn son] I was thinking I kind of like...Ben.
  • Bessy: [pulls chairs from under bulls] Whatchu lookin' at? What, y-you want some o' this? Oh yeah, I didn't think so.
  • Dag: What, do you wanna be a hero, cow?
  • Etta: [to Dag, who's about to eat Maddy] Leave her alone.
  • Snotty Boy's Mom: Now, remember, honey, I told you, we can't be staying out this late on a school night.
  • Snotty Boy: That's called cow tipping! Hahaha!
  • Farmer: I'm just heading to the fields, Duke. I'll be back.
  • Snotty Boy's Dad: Okay, no more Red Bull.
  • Igg: Talkin' the talk and walkin' the walk.
  • Bud: Let me out, you got to let me out.
  • Officer O'Hanlon: [on speaker of police car] Pull over to the side of the road.
  • Eddy: [seeing helicopter with a spotlight flew over them] It's a chopper, it's a chopper, we're gonna die.
  • Helicopter Pilot: [on radio] This is Gray Badger in Chopper 219, we've got suspects in sight.

Dialogue

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[Miles kicks the farmer in the face with his leg]
Otis: What did you do that for?!
Miles: What else was I gonna do? He saw you.
Otis: You coulda killed him!
Pip: [jumps on the farmer's arm] I got a pulse. Whee!
Otis: Oh, this is bad. This is bad. This is so bad!
Sheep: Baaad.
Pig: [panicked] Everybody, just calm down! Just calm down, alright? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?!
[everyone looks at Otis]
Otis: What?
Pip: Come on. You're our leader. Lead us.
Otis: That does not apply to this. This is a totally, situationally different suspect. Hey, whoa, no.
Freddy: [sees the farmer unconscious] Oh, we gotta ditch the body.
Otis: Stop it!
Freddy: He knows too much! We gotta take care of him. We gotta whack him!
Otis: There will be NO WHACKING! Okay? The farmer's a good guy! He's been good to us.
Miles: He's a vegan! God bless him.
Pig: And uh... what is a vegan again?
Freddy: Oh, I know this one...
Pip: Naw, I got it... it means you can't eat anything with a face.
Peck: No, no, that's a vegetarian.
Pig: Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right?
Duke: That's a vampire! Come on!
Pip: You can't eat cheese?
Bessy: [as the farmer awakens] It's not just cheese, vegans can't have ANY dairy products.
Peck: Cake?
Duke: Cake has egg products.
Pip: But you can't have any dairy!
Otis: I-I-I-I-I...
Freddy: No dairy? But I LOVE dairy! Does that mean I can't be a vegan?
Pig: I love the smell of bacon! There, I said it.
[all farm animals gasp to see the farmer awakened, Miles kicks the farmer again]
Otis: WOULD YOU NOT DO THAT?!
Miles: It's not like we have a lot of options.
Pip: Boy, that's a doozy. That thing's bigger than me.
Pig: Push it.
Pip: He wakes up, you got my back, right?
Pig: Yeah.
Freddy: Yeah, hi. Hey there. Having a good day? So, uh, this was Otis' idea?
Peck: Oh, yeah. We're like the second line of defense. We see or hear anything suspicious, and I just signal Otis with a crow. Oh, oh, and I've really been working on it. Listen. [he clears his throat, then crows weakly for much longer, then squeaks] Well, you-you know, in the moment, it'll be really strong. But for now, we just stand watch.
Freddy: Yeah, watch.
[Freddy has a vision, the hens turn into rotisserie-style whole chicken meats]
Vision Freddy: Come and get it! [dings the triangle]
[the camera zooms back into reality]
Pip: Freddy? You okay?
Freddy: BONELESS WHITE MEAT! What?! I'm not hungry! I mean, I don't wanna eat anyone...thing...you...uh... [slaps himself in the face] What happened? What? What, what?
Ben: Okay. First off, I don't even wanna know who was on the other end of that phone. It was the gophers, wasn't it?
Otis: Well, I...
Ben: [interrupts Otis] No, I don't wanna know. Was it the gophers?
Otis: Here's...
Ben: [interrupts Otis again] No, don't. I don't wanna know. Why do you do this to me? How do you think that makes me look?
Otis: So this... This is about you?
Ben: [sighs and turns his back] Where were you this morning, Otis?
Otis: I was having a little fun. I mean, you should try it. Okay, it starts with a smile, then it slowly...builds and...
Ben: You promised to help me with the brush around the fence. You know it's coyote season.
Otis: Geez, coyotes. I-I don't get it. What's the big deal? They're coyotes. Them tiny, us big! What are they gonna do?
Ben: You have a lot to learn.
Otis: And y'know, I-I don't get the fence thing. Really, it-it can't keep 'em out.
Ben: That fence defines our space. And as long I'm still kickin', no animal will be harmed inside that fence.
Otis: Okay, but that's what you do. [stands up] YOU, okay? If you're tryna groom me to be the big leader, just give it up. It's not me, Pop. I mean, if I was in charge, things would be different. Every animal for himself. That's the way it should be. [begins to walk out]
Ben: Otis... [Otis turns around] A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others.
Otis: Oh, shoot. Ya know, I-I forgot my pen.
Ben: And your shift tonight?
Otis: I'll be there.
Ben: Otis, you're gonna have to grow up one day. You'll never be happy if you spend all your time goofing off.
Otis: No? Just watch me. [walks out, Ben crosses his arms]
Dag: What, do you wanna be a hero, cow? [Otis dodges the coyotes' attacks, snarls then thinks for a moment] Hey, you're Ben's kid. Otis, right? So, they left you in charge. [snickers] Oh, that's precious. [laughs then refers to Ben] You thought you could fill his shoes? [Otis sulks briefly] Otis, where were you? Were ya off havin' fun, laughin' with your barnyard buddies? Yeah, you coulda made a difference had you been there for him. But you weren't, were ya? [Otis begins to despair] Okay, from here on out, this is the way it's gonna work. We show up, you look the other way. A few animals missing here and there. Hey, it's the natural order of things. It'll be our little secret. [winks] Oh, and, Ben's kid, if you should think about getting a sudden burst of courage... [snarls] ...we slaughter every animal in sight. Now you go back, make everyone feel all safe, and we'll be seeing you tomorrow night. That's a date. [snarls at Otis in the face] See you around. [laughs] "Round"? You're fat. [laughs again, then runs off and the other coyotes follow]
Otis: Chicken farm!
Pip: Oh, I get it. We can't yell "Tree" or "Rock", but you get to yell "Chicken farm".
Pizza Twin #1: Dude, I got an ARM!
Pizza Twin #2: Yeah! Righteous! [gibbers incoherently]
Nora Beady: [gasps] Randall, there is a cow outside.
Nathan Randall Beady the Third: This is a cow farm. You're going to find cows outside.
Nora Beady: No, I mean, right outside. Right outside this house. Looming like a ghost, like a...like a reaper.
Nathan Randall Beady the Third: No, cows don't like houses much. They prefer it out in the meadow where they can get a graze on.
Nora Beady: Nathan Randall the Third, I am not crazy. I am medicated for a chemical imbalance. Don't you sit there and think that I am crazy.
Nathan Randall Beady the Third: [sighs] Your mind's gone, woman. Where did it go? I don't know. It's gone!
Ben: Okay, first matter at hand: grey market goods. As if I needed to say it again. The purchase of human articles from the gopher underground is strictly prohibited.
Otis: [Otis cellphone] Hello, motto! [start to play the Motorola tune, Otis coyly answers]
Gopher: Hey, Otis! [giggles] Yeah, listen, I think your Nikes are...
Otis: [whispering] Yeah, this really isn't the best time.
Gopher: Hang on a second. Frankie, c'mere. Frankie, c'mere. No, I'm not... C'mere, I'm not gonna hurt you. Frankie, c'mere. [slaps landing] I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE! NOW PUT IT OVER THERE! NOW! [walks back onscreen] Sorry about that. Frankie's outta hand. Uh, the Nikes, what's the make again?
Otis: Yeah, I really should go, Mr. Jordan Air. [hangs up] Wrong number. [pretends to yawn]
Pip: [grabs the phone] Thank you.
Daisy: ["feels" her stomach] Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, the baby's coming!
Otis: WHAT?
Daisy: [giggles] I made you jump.
Otis: Nice! Nice, thank you. I swallowed my cud.
Daisy: [laughs, then looks up at the stars] It's so...beautiful.
Otis: My cud?
Pig: [watching Daisy giving birth] Man, that looks like it hurts.
Duke: Oh, that's very profound, "Insight Man".
Pig: Well, excuse me for being a pig!
Pip: How come nothing's happened yet?
Peck: She's, uh... She's gonna be alright though, huh?
Pig: Yeah, like, like, what if it gets...stuck or something?
Freddy: What? You mean, like, stuck halfway? So-so she'd be a cow and a half?
Pig: I didn't say "cow and a half".
Freddy: Yes you did. You just did.
Pig: Hey, Duke, did I say "cow and a half"?
Duke: I'm not doing this.
Pip: No, look!
[Otis and the jersey bulls are driving recklessly in a car]
Eddy: Put crowns on our heads, 'cause we are the kings! [turns on the radio, the song "You Got to Move" plays. The cows start banging their heads, Eddy honks the car horn]
Cows: [singing] You got to MOVE!
You got to MOVE!
You got to MOVE!
You got to MOVE!
Dag: [grabs a hen and shushes her, turns around] Good evening, ladies. Sorry to call on you so late in the evening, but we did have a previous engagement. [laughs evilly and takes out a chicken feet keychains] Now we're gonna take 6 of you. Anyone makes a sound, we don't mind the extra company. [turns to his coyotes] Boys, take your pick.
Etta: You won't be taking any hens tonight.
Dag: [growls at Etta] And you're gonna stop us? Hmm? Is that what's gonna happen? Are you gonna stop us, hen? How are you gonna do that, huh? [laughs evilly]
Etta: No. He is. [points at Ben]
Dag: [turns his head to find Ben] Ben. How are you, Ben? Yeah, we would've said hello had we seen ya.
Ben: Put the hen down, Dag.
Dag: Sure, Ben. Whatever you say. We're just doing a little courting, that's all. You know how much we like the hens. [laughs evilly] You know me, ladykiller. You have us at a bit of a disadvantage here, Ben. [the coyotes gather] There's 6 of us and only 1 old fat you.
Pip: [jumps on a coyote's back] Yoohoo! [coyote growls] You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to go right in your ear! [goes inside the coyote's ear]
Coyote: Aaaaaah! There's a mouse in my ear! There's a mouse in my eeeeaar!
Dag: Well, look at the hero. You thought you could come into my den! Now, why don't you lay there and watch while we eat your friends? [laughs evilly]
[Otis gets up slowly with much courage to do so]
Dag: [turns around] What's this?
Otis: [exhausted] A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others.
Dag: [laughs evilly] This should be fun. [sniffs the air and looks around to find Miles, Pip, Peck, Freddy, and Pig atop a junk pile] I smell fear.
Peck: Shoot! I told you they can smell it.
Freddy: They can smell it? [sniffs himself] Oh yeah, I have it. I have a lot of it!
Miles: Just stick near me, guys, and you'll be alright.
Freddy: [regains confidence] Yeah, I'll watch your juicy back! [realizes what he just said] I mean, your regular back.
Pig: [Pip poops on his head] Hey!
Pip: Sorry, man. It's just pellets. I'm nervous.
Otis: Remember me? I'm Ben's kid. [threatens to punch Dag. Dag starts to quiver, and Otis does not punch him, (same things has Ben before his death), but gets in his face] Never...come...back. [Dag whimpers while nodding his head. Otis drops Dag] Pip?
Pip: Eh, I'd have to go with the iron, man.
[Otis takes a iron golf club and whacks Dag with it, Dag goes flying out of the junkyard while howls]
Duke: Hey, Otis. We were all talking and we know you may other plans, we understand that, but we really, really appreciate what you did around here. And, well, we were wondering, I don't know, if maybe you planned on staying around a little longer.
Otis: [stands up] I'll just say this: [quoting his late father] As long as I'm still kickin', no animal will be harmed inside that fence!
[the animals cheer]

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