Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

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Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (or simply Borat Subsequent Moviefilm or Borat 2) is a 2020 film in which Borat returns from Kazakhstan to America and reveals more about the American culture, the COVID-19 pandemic and the political elections.

Directed by Jason Woliner. Written by Sacha Baron Cohen, Anthony Hines, Dan Swimer, Peter Baynham, Erica Rivinoja, Dan Mazer, Jena Friedman, and Lee Kern.
A legend returns.  taglines

Borat Sagdiyev

  • [working in a gulag] Jak sie masz? My name-a Borat. My life is nice, NOT! But how I end up like this?
  • [Back in his village] Jak sie masz! Kazakhstan now feminist nation, like US&A and Saudi Arabia. Bride exports declared misogynist, so we now traffic grooms.
  • The vice premier was known to be such a pussy hound that he could not be left alone in a room with a woman.
  • [voice-over] Finally the time had come to deliver my daughter to the vice pussy-grabber.
  • [as his daughter is riding on the roof] Only men and bears are allowed inside car.
  • Since I did not have money to buy a gun I went to the nearest synagogue to wait for the next mass shooting.
  • [Being escorted out of CPAC] If you release me, I'll give you my klan robes!
  • We use my iPhone 4's hotspot and steal password from assholes Uzbekistan.
  • This is the worst story that ever happened to any human being... or Jew.

Tutar Sagdiyev

  • My daddy is the smartest person in the whole flat world!
  • I found a new book which only tells the truth. It's called Facebook. I learn so many facts there. Like, our nation's proudest moment, the Holocaust, never happened!


Borat: Best of all, I am reinstate as number four journalist in all of Kazakhstan. Who number three?
Tutar Sagdiyev: [enters] Tutar Sagdiyev.
Borat: Why not? May the patriarchy go to hell!
Tutar Sagdiyev: Nice.
Borat: No, niiiice.
Tutar Sagdiyev: Don't mansplain to me.
Borat: [shrugs] Feminist.

Tutar Sagdiyev: Do you love me as much as your sons?
Borat: No, more.

Tutar Sagdiyev: Can you come with me to the hairdresser?
Borat: No, what if they recognize me?
Tutar Sagdiyev: Just disguise yourself as an American.
[They arrive at the hairdresser and Borat has disguised himself in denim jean and pants with a cowboy hat on]
Melinda: I'm Melinda.
Borat: [failing to hide accent] My name John Chevrolet.
Melinda: Nice to meet you.
Borat: I want you to make a hotsie out of this notsie.
Melinda: We can do it
Borat: [Pointing to his daughter] You want to see the hair?
Melinda: I would like to see her hair, yes.
Tutar Sagdiyev: [Lifting up her skirt] Okay.
Melinda: No, ma'am. Not that hair.

Borat: [at a dress shop] I need dress with real sexy peels.
Michelle: Okay.
Borat: Where is the "no means yes" section?


  • A legend returns.
  • Wear mask. Save live.
  • He's back, and he's not alone.


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