Car wash

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For other uses, see Car wash (disambiguation).
I want to take it through the car wash, baby, you know?  And get it waxed.  You know, I want to wax it.  Wax it!  You know, and air dry.  You know, air dry that shit, yeah!
Taj Mahal Badalandabad
in National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002).

A car wash (also written as "carwash") or auto wash is a facility used to clean the exterior and, in some cases, the interior of motor vehicles.  Car washes can be self-serve, fully automated, or full-service with attendants who wash the vehicle.

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I could really write my own ticket if I went back to Boulder now, couldn't I?  Shovelling out driveways?  Work in a car wash?  Any of that appeal to you?
Jack Torrance
in The Shining (1980).
Oh, uh…I-I-I-I'm-I must have drove through, uh, a car wash wi-with my windows open?
Jerry Landers
in Oh, God! (1977)
  • Jerry:  Ah, w-what's the problem, officer?
    Cop:  Well, I was about to ask you.
    Jerry:  Uh…m-m-my-my radiator must be leaking.  I'm sorry about that.  [opens car door; water copiously pours out of the vehicle; closes door]
    Cop:  A radiator doesn't hold that much water.
    JerryOh, uh…I-I-I-I'm-I must have drove through, uh, a car wash wi-with my windows open?
    Cop:  Oh, well.  That would do it.
    Jerry:  Yeah.
    Cop:  Well, roll up the windows next time.  [returns to his car]
  • You see, I can not go home a virgin.  I came here to study the great American art of muff diving.  [Van Wilder spits out his water]  To-to-to smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand!  You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise.  You know?  I want to take it through the car wash, baby, you know?  And get it waxed.  You know, I want to wax it.  Wax it!  You know, and air dry.  You know, air dry that shit, yeah!  And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.

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