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- For other uses, see Car wash (disambiguation).
A car wash (also written as "carwash") or auto wash is a facility used to clean the exterior and, in some cases, the interior of motor vehicles. Car washes can be self-serve, fully automated, or full-service with attendants who wash the vehicle.
Quotes from film
- Jerry: Ah, w-what's the problem, officer?
Cop: Well, I was about to ask you.
Jerry: Uh…m-m-my-my radiator must be leaking. I'm sorry about that. [opens car door; water copiously pours out of the vehicle; closes door]
Cop: A radiator doesn't hold that much water.
Jerry: Oh, uh…I-I-I-I'm-I must have drove through, uh, a car wash wi-with my windows open?
Cop: Oh, well. That would do it.
Cop: Well, roll up the windows next time. [returns to his car]
- It is so fucking typical of you to create a problem like this when I finally have a chance to accomplish something—when I'm really into my work! I could really write my own ticket if I went back to Boulder now, couldn't I? Shovelling out driveways? Work in a car wash? Any of that appeal to you?
- You see, I can not go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. [Van Wilder spits out his water] To-to-to smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby, you know? And get it waxed. You know, I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. You know, air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.
Quotes from television
- Phineas: We're gonna make the best dang car wash in the dang tristate area, dangit! …I can't really pull that off, can I?
Ferb: You're not very "street".
Quotes from music
- Working at the car wash
Working at the car wash, yeah
Come on and sing it with me, car wash
Sing it with the feeling now, car wash, yeah
- We are drinking beer at noon on Tuesday
In a bar that faces a giant car wash
The good people of the world are washing their cars on their lunch break
Hosing and scrubbing as best they can in skirts in suits
- Otherwise the bar is ours
The day and the night and the car wash, too
- Robots fucking in the middle of the car wash
- Encyclopedic article on Car wash at Wikipedia
- Media related to Car washes at Wikimedia Commons
- Media related to Car washing at Wikimedia Commons
- Car Washing Techniques at Wikibooks
- The dictionary definition of car wash at Wiktionary
- The dictionary definition of jetwash at Wiktionary
- International Carwash Association