Casper: A Spirited Beginning
Casper: A Spirited Beginning is a 1997 direct-to-video prequel to the 1995 film Casper.
Kibosh
[edit]- Did you say "missing", you little runt?
- I'm in charge here and nobody skips training, especially little snot noses named Carter!
- Silence!
- Now, about this Caster.
- I HAVE no blood!
- This better be important.
- I hate guessing!
- You'd better not be wrong.
- A human teaching haunted techniques? It's unorthodox! It's... it's unheard of! It's... (Snivel: Un-American?) disgusting! Keep your eye on them. I'm on my way.
- Silence! I've been searching for you slackers far too long!
- Once I grab that brat Capper, it's back to processing for all of you for some radical retraining.
- Make sure you four never darken my tomb again. Hahahahahaha!
Tim Carson
[edit]- That's it! You have a overactive imagination, it is time to grow up!
Dialogue
[edit]- Kibosh: I'm in charge here and nobody skips training, especially little snot noses named Carter!
- Snivel: That's uh, Casper, sir.
- Kibosh: Silence! When I want your help, I'll beat it out of you!
- Snivel: Of course, oh mellow one.
- Kibosh: Now, about this Caster.
- Snivel: Casper. Sorry.
- Kibosh: How would it look if I, the mighty Kibosh, let some wide-eyed rookie run loose without any schooling?
- Snivel: Very embarrassing, sir.
- Kibosh: Embarrassing? It's disgraceful! Almost as bad as losing track of those three worm-headed deserters! What were their names?
- Snivel: Stinky, Stretch and uh... Fatso, sir.
- Kibosh: When I find those slackers, I'll tie a sheepshank on their bedsheet butts!
- Snivel: Your blood pressure, oh stupendous one.
- Kibosh: I have no blood! Now, find me this Casper and bring his sorry hooky-playing tush back here immediately!
- Kibosh: This better be important.
- Snivel: [on the payphone] Casper's in Deedstown and you'll never guess who's with him!
- Kibosh: I HATE GUESSING! [he slams his table] Snivel?
- Snivel: I'm sorry, your playful one. How foolish of me. The answer is the Ghostly Trio.
- Kibosh: You better not be wrong.
- Snivel: There's more! They're teaching Casper their own unorthodox... oh, may I say illegal ghostly techniques. They hope to use Casper to put you in your place.
- Kibosh: Don't even say those words! Those halloweenies can't out-teach me! Check on their progress. I want a full report tomorrow.
- Kibosh: Oh, it's worse. Way worse!
- The Ghostly Trio: Kibosh!?
- Kibosh: Count on it!
- Snivel: See? I told you they were here. I caught 'em red-handed!
- Kibosh: So, where is Chrysler?
- Snivel: Casper. Um, he's uh...
- Kibosh: Find him!
- Snivel: Ow! Yes, your backhandedness!
- Stinky: Big K. What a surprise!
- Stretch: You're looking eh... trim.
- Kibosh: Silence! I've been searching for you slackers far too long!
- Stretch: Not the cage!
- Stinky: I hate the cage!
- Fatso: No legroom!
- Kibosh: Now to find your little protege Kanker. Hahahahaha!
Cast
[edit]- Jeremy Foley as Casper
- Brendon Ryan Barrett as Chris Carson
- Steve Guttenberg as Tim Carson
- Lori Loughlin as Sheila Fistergraff
- Jim Ward as Stretch
- Jess Harnell as Fatso
- Bill Farmer as Stinky
- Michael McKean as Bill Case
- James Earl Jones as Kibosh
- Pauly Shore as Snivel
- Rodney Dangerfield as Mayor Johnny Hunt
