D2: The Mighty Ducks

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D2: The Mighty Ducks is a 1994 American sports comedy-drama film directed by Sam Weisman that was released on March 25, 1994. It is a sequel to the 1992 film, The Mighty Ducks.


Gordon: [to Jan] Hans couldn't make it?
Jan: Now don't get me started with that strudel-head. He went back to the old country for the summer, left me to run the shop all by myself. He wanted to see our mother. She loved him more, you know.

Jan: For breakfast, my specialty: Jan's has-
Gordon and Charlie: -enpfeffer and eggs.
Jan: Ja.
Gordon: Thought I'd smelled something burning.
Jan: [referring to Charlie] I see you've met my new apprentice.
Charlie: Jan told me you did this job when you were my age.
Gordon: That's right, and I hope he pays you more than he paid me.
Charlie: You got paid?
Jan: [quickly] Eat everybody, before the hasenpfeffer gets cold.

Gordon: Haven't you guys been training in the off-season?
Averman: You know, I knew we forgot something.

Dwayne: Yee-haw! How's everybody? Y'all ready to play some puck?
Jesse: Hey, look, it's Hop-Along Gretzky! [rest of the Ducks laugh]
Tibbles: That's Dwayne Robertson, from Austin. He's the best puck handler I've ever seen.
Gordon: You mean, for his age.
Tibbles: No, I don't.

Gordon: [Sees Portman for the first time] That guy's a teenager?
Portman: [Skating along, singing to music on his headphones, knocking Ducks players over as he does so] "Don't you know that everything's on FIRE?"
Tibbles: Uh, yeah, hormones.
Gordon: He's a goon!
Portman: [Knocks another player over and puts his arm around Dwayne] C'mon, Tex, sing it with me! [Dwayne shakes his head, Portman continues on] "Everything's..." [pushes another player over and tosses his stick to Julie] Here you go, sweetie!
Gordon: My kids don't play that kind of hockey.
Tibbles: I believe they're called "enforcers", Gordon. And when you play Iceland, you're gonna need him.

Dwayne: Great day for hockey, ain't it?
Jesse: Sure is, cowboy.

Averman: [to Gordon] Nice haircut. What, ya lose a bet?

Russ: Hey, Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it! [laughs]

Gordon: This isn't a hockey game. It's a circus.

Averman: [about Team Iceland] We can't make it. Iceland's bigger, stronger, faster, they got more facial hair.

Dwayne: Where I come from, we treat ladies with respect!
Connie: Thank you, Dwayne, but I'm no lady. I'm a DUCK!

Wolf "The Dentist" Stansson: Gunnar, you lost it for me.
Gunnar Stahl: You lost it for yourself.


  • The puck stops here! The Mighty Ducks are back.


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