D2: The Mighty Ducks

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D2: The Mighty Ducks is a 1994 American sports comedy-drama film directed by Sam Weisman that was released on March 25, 1994. It is a sequel to the 1992 film, The Mighty Ducks.


Russ: Hey, Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it! [laughs]

Gordon: [to Jan] Hans couldn't make it?
Jan: Now don't get me started with that strudel-head. He went back to the old country. He wanted to see our mother. She loved him more, you know.

Gordon: Haven't you guys been training in the off-season?
Averman: You know, I knew we forgot something.

Averman: [about Team Iceland] We can't make it. iceland's bigger, stronger, faster. They got more facial hair.

Dwayne: Yee-haw! How's everybody? Y'all ready to play some puck?
Goldberg: Hey, look, it's Hop-Along Gretzky!

Averman: [to Gordon] Nice haircut. What, ya lose a bet?

Gordon: This isn't a hockey game. It's a circus.

Dwayne: Great day for hockey, ain't it?
Jesse: Sure is, cowboy.

Wolf "The Dentist" Stansson: Gunnar, you lost it for me.
Gunnar Stahl: You lost it for yourself.

Dwayne: Where I come from, we treat ladies with respect!
Connie: Thank you, Dwayne, but I'm no lady. I'm a duck!


  • The puck stops here! The Mighty Ducks are back.


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