D2: The Mighty Ducks
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- Russ: Hey, Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it! [laughs]
- Gordon: [to Jan] Hans couldn't make it?
- Jan: Now don't get me started with that strudel-head. He went back to the old country. He wanted to see our mother. She loved him more, you know.
- Gordon: Haven't you guys been training in the off-season?
- Averman: You know, I knew we forgot something.
- Averman: [about Team Iceland] We can't make it. iceland's bigger, stronger, faster. They got more facial hair.
- Dwayne: Yee-haw! How's everybody? Y'all ready to play some puck?
- Goldberg: Hey, look, it's Hop-Along Gretzky!
- Averman: [to Gordon] Nice haircut. What, ya lose a bet?
- Gordon: This isn't a hockey game. It's a circus.
- Dwayne: Great day for hockey, ain't it?
- Jesse: Sure is, cowboy.
- Wolf "The Dentist" Stansson: Gunnar, you lost it for me.
- Gunnar Stahl: You lost it for yourself.
- Dwayne: Where I come from, we treat ladies with respect!
- Connie: Thank you, Dwayne, but I'm no lady. I'm a duck!
- The puck stops here! The Mighty Ducks are back.
- Emilio Estevez as Gordon Bombay
- Michael Tucker as Tibbles
- Jan Rubeš as Jan
- Carsten Norgaard as Wolf "The Dentist" Stansson
- Kathryn Erbe as Michelle McKay
- Joshua Jackson as Charlie Conway
- Elden Henson as Fulton Reed
- Shaun Weiss as Greg Goldberg
- Brandon Adams as Jesse Hall
- Vincent Larusso as Adam Banks
- Marguerite Moreau as Connie Moreau
- Matt Doherty as Les Averman
- Kenan Thompson as Russ Tyler
- Aaron Lohr as Dean Portman
- Colombe Jacobsen as Julie Gaffney
- Mike Vitar as Luis Mendoza
- Ty 'O Neal as Dwayne Robinson
- Justin Wong as Ken Wu
- Scott Whyte as Gunnar Stahl