Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves is a 2023 fantasy heist action comedy film, based on the tabletop role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons, about a charming thief and a band of unlikely adventurers who embark on an epic quest to retrieve a long lost relic, but their charming adventure goes dangerously awry when they run afoul of the wrong people.

Directed by Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis Daley. Written by Goldstein, Daley and Michael Gilio.

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Edgin Darvis

Here's the thing. We're a team of thieves. And when you do know, you're bound to make enemies. Sometimes those enemies come looking for revenge.

Truth be told, we helped the wrong person steal the wrong thing. We didn't mean to unleash the greatest evil the world has ever known. But we're going to fix this.

Doric: What is it, exactly, that you bring to this?

Edgin: I'm a planner. I make plans.

Doric: You've already made the plan, so...

Edgin: If the existing plan fails, I make a new plan.

Doric: So you make plans that fail.

Edgin: No.

Holga: He also plays the lute.

Edgin: Not relevant.

Edgin: Holga, I could kiss you!

Holga: Try it.

Edgin: [they can ask a revived corpse five questions before it dies again] Were you killed in battle?

Revived corpse: Yes.

Edgin: Great! [to Simon] Four more questions, right?

Revived corpse: Yes.

Edgin: No, no, no, that wasn't for you. [to Simon] Did that count as a question?

Revived corpse: Yes.

Edgin: Dammit! Only answer when I talk to you, okay?

Revived corpse: Yes.

Simon: Why did you say "okay?" at the end of that?

Revived corpse: I didn't. [lies back in its coffin, dead]

Edgin: Fantastic. Where's the shovel?

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