Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder
Into the Wild Green Yonder is a 2009 direct-to-DVD animated film based on the Futurama series.
- Directed by Peter Avanzino. Written by Ken Keeler, based on a story by Keeler and David X. Cohen.
Dialogue
[edit]- Number 9 Guy: The fate of the universe is in your hands.
- Fry: I get that a lot.
- Leela: Crudnuggets! We de-spaced right next to the Nimbus!
- Zoidberg: Just when you think the chase is over, it gets twice as exciting!
- Bender: All in.
- Fry: But you didn't even look at your cards!
- Bender: Looking at one's cards is a crutch for players who rely on skill.
- Number 9 Man: For the sake of those you love, you must keep this secret! Do you footswear?
- Fry: Hmm. Okay. I footswear.
- Bender: What's the matter with big-butt?
- Leo Wong: Ah, don't worry about her, she just hungry.
- Leela: Everyone put your hands in the air.
- Snoop Dogg: Should we wave them like we just don't care?
- Leela: That's optional.
- Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth,, so help you God?
- Richard Nixon: [nervously] Uhh...Am I under oath when I take the oath?
- Fry: That sounds good.
- Hutch: It's better than good. It's better.
- Professor Farnsworth: Planet Express is done for. What with our delivery crew missing, and the abysmal sales of "Tickle Me Bender"...[holds up said doll, tickles it]
- Bender doll: [giggles, then angrily] QUIT TOUCHING MY JUNK, PERVERT!
- Leela: I can't believe you ratted me out, Fry.
- Fry: I'm not a rat, I swear! If I'm any rodent it's the loyal Capybara, king of the rats. No, wait—
- Zapp Brannigan: How many men did we lose, Kif?
- Kif Kroker: All of them, sir.
- Zapp: Well, at least they won't have to mourn each other.
- Bender: My arms! I'll never paint again!
- Kif: You can't sue the military.
- Bender: Oh, I'm okay then.
- Kif: Shall I initiate a pointless and potentially fatal pursuit?
- Zapp: Make it so!
- Bender: It's gonna be fun on the bun...in space!
- Leela: [to Bender] Why are you breaking us out? You're the one who put us in here!
- Bender: Ah, but I'm Bender, baby, king of the combination shot. I put you in so that by busting you out, I could commit 50 felonies at once, putting me miles ahead of you for all-time longest wrap sheet.
- Leela: You're one devious bastard.
- Bender: That's what it says on my vanity plate!
- Vanity plate reads: 1DVSBSTD
- No. 9 Guy: We’re on Mars, in a forgotten cavern abandoned by the native Martians a million years ago.
- Fry: Actually, it was five years ago. I remember ‘cause they washed my socks.
- No. 9 Guy: You must not let that happen.
- Fry: [writing] "Must let happen."
- No. 9 Guy: Not happen!
- Fry: "Must let occur."
- Fry: Well, this is the end. There's so many things I wanted to say to you.
- Leela: Like what?
- Fry: Like: "This is not the end". But mostly just... I love you, Leela.
- Leela: Maybe I waited too long to say this, but... I love you too. WORMHOLE!
- Zoidberg: I don’t quite know how to say this. Fry is dead!
- [everyone cries]
- Fry: [sitting up] Ow...
- Zoidberg: Wait, not dead, the other thing.
See also
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Categories:
- 2009 American animated films
- 2009 American adult animated films
- Traditionally animated films
- American adult animated action films
- American adult animated adventure films
- American adult animated science fiction films
- American adult animated comedy films
- Direct-to-video animated films
- Futurama films
- Films based on adult animated television series
- Animated satirical films
- 2009 English-language films
- Films directed by Peter Avanzino