Guardians of the Galaxy – Mission: Breakout!
Guardians of the Galaxy – Mission: BREAKOUT! is an accelerated drop tower dark ride attraction at Disney California Adventure. Inspired by Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy film series, the attraction depicts Rocket Raccoon recruiting guests to attempt to free the remaining Guardians of the Galaxy from display within the Collector's fortress. Mission: Breakout! features several cast members from the film series reprising their characters. The attraction opened on May 27, 2017, twenty-two days after the release of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2.
Dialogue
[edit]- Krylorian Slave: [first lines during the pre-show] Attention, terrans: May I present to you... Taneleer Tivan, the collector.
- [The Guardians are prisoners as they are trapped by the Collector]
- Gamora: [to Peter] This is all your fault.
- Peter: Well, at least we got a really cool sign, check it out...! [Gamora looks down at the sign. Peter looks at the words: "Name: PETER QUILL", "Known as: THE LEADER OF THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY" and "Species: TERRAN"] Aw, man! They got my name wrong! It's not Peter Quill... it's Star-Lord, dude. Although they do call me the leader. That's pretty cool.
- Gamora: Yes, because you lead us into this trap.
- Peter: Hey, I thought the tour sounded fun.
- Drax: And what name do they call me?
- Peter: [reads the words as it says "Name: DRAX", "Also known as: THE DESTROYER", "Skills: FIERCE WARRIOR SKILLER IN HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT"] Uh... Drax the Destroyer.
- Drax: Ha! That is correct.
- Peter: Got his name right.
- Gamora: That's what bothers you?
- Peter: Sorry. [reads as the words read: "Name: GAMORA", "Known as: DAUGHTER OF THANOS", "Species: ZEHOBEREI"] Gamora, daughter of Thanos.
- Gamora: [suddenly angry] I AM NOT THE DAUGHTER OF THANOS! [punches her glass cage but suddenly gets her hand zapped] OW! Ow, ow, ow!
- Peter: You're not supposed to attack the glass!
- Gamora: [still angry] DON'T even start!
- Rocket: [off-screen] Hey, would you two keep it down over there?! [camera pans over to Baby Groot and Rocket in their cages]
- Baby Groot: I am Groot!
- Rocket: I know! They're so inconsiderate.
- Baby Groot: I am Groot.
- Peter: According to that, you're not Groot. You're a Flora colossus. [The words read "Name: FLORA COLOSSUS" and "Origin: X"]
- Baby Groot: [turns to Star-Lord, angrily] I am Groot!
- Rocket: [to Baby Groot] Don't listen to him. You are Groot.
- [Rocket's description appears next]
- Peter: Hey, you wanna know what they call you, Rocket?
- Rocket: I know what they call me: Cybernetic, genetic experiment...
- Peter: [amused] "Pet Rodent!"
- [Drax and Gamora laugh as Rocket's description is shown to read "Name: PET RODENT", "Also known as: SUBJECT89013", and "Temperament: ARROGANT AND EGOCENTRIC"]
- Rocket: [angry] PET?! Who wants to pet my fist?!
- Peter: I thought you'd be more upset about the rodent part.
- Rocket: Ain't nothin’ in the universe like me, 'cept me!
- Rocket: [to the viewers on the ride] (Rocket imitating collectors video) I know... carefully scrutinized, each and every piece that comes to me from different parts of the galaxy, da-da, da-da, let's mute this guy! Hearing your incessant blathering on a constant loop was big motivation for me to escape. I go.. [gets shocked] OUCH! [hits his head on a pipe] OW! What the? That was not part of the plan! [pause] What?! Of course, I escaped! For those of you who have not been paying attention, the name's Rocket, one of the Guardians of the Galaxy. The smart one. Listen up! He's gonna put you on a gantry-lift for your tour. I'm gonna sneak on top of your lift, and take us all the way to the big ole generator control room. I'm gonna blast that thing, and destroy all the control systems, which will open up every cage in this freak show and free my friends. Our buddy, Mantis, is in the getaway ship, waiting for my signal. And then we'll be on our merry way! BUT... this plan won't work unless YOU help. I don't have clearance: My hands don't scan, yours do. If you raise your hands, I get the clearance and the chaos begins! [laughs] It's a fool-proof plan! [looks down] Ahh! And I'm gonna take this. [takes a collectible from The Collector which is Peter Quill's Walkman] NOW, MOVE IT!
(alternate pre-show in case of the animatronic Rocket Raccoon is not working)
- Rocket: (Infiltrating and imitating Collector's video) I know... carefully scrutinized, each and every piece that comes to me from different parts of the galaxy, da-da, da-da, enough of this guy! What? Of course, I escaped. A billion bolts may be a good deterrent but it also turns an electric toothbrush into a very aggressive drill. For those of you who have not been paying attention, the name's Rocket, one of the Guardians of the Galaxy. The smart one. Listen up. He's gonna put you on a gantry lift for your tour. I am sneaking through the docks and I'll meet you on top of your lift and take us all the way up to the big ole generator control room. I'm gonna blast that thing and destroy all the control systems which will open up every cage in this freak show and free my friends. Our buddy, Mantis, is in the getaway ship, waiting for my signal. And then, we'll be on our merry way! BUT... this plan won't work unless YOU help. I don't have clearance: My hands don't scan, yours do. If you raise your hands, I get the clearance and the chaos begins! [laughs] It's a fool-proof plan! Oh, and looked what I swiped! [shows Peter Quill's Walkman while playing Pat Benatar's "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"] NOW, MOVE IT!
- [Elevator doors close and ride begins to move]
- The Collector: [to the riders as the ride begins] My dear friends, this is the moment you have been waiting for.
- [As the elevator continues to move, a shadow of Rocket Raccoon pops out]
- Rocket: Yeah, when Rocket unplugs you, AND STARTS THINGS ROCKIN!!! [Rocket unplugs the system and picks a random song] Now show me those hands, people! [people on the ride raise their hands for clearance as the elevator doors close] You've got clearance, let's roll! Okay! Woah! [elevator begins to go up]
- [As Give Up the Funk by Parliament is heard, the people on the ride stop where they see Star-Lord, Gamora, Drax, Rocket and Baby Groot with Cosmo the Spacedog meeting up with Mantis so they can go]
- Mantis: [standing by the Milano] Hey guys, ready to go?
- Peter: [to the audience as everyone start waving good-bye] Thanks, everybody!
- Rocket: See ya! [the Guardians leave as the audience goes back up]
