Guardians of the Galaxy (film)

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You said it yourself, bitch: We're the Guardians of the Galaxy.
It's time we stand up for what is right.

Guardians of the Galaxy is a 2014 American comedic science-fiction film based on the Marvel Comics superhero team of the same name. It is the tenth installment in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Directed by James Gunn. Screenplay by James Gunn and Nicole Perlman.
All heroes start somewhere.
See also:
Guardians of the Galaxy (2008 team)

Star-Lord / Peter Quill[edit]

I was only a kid when I left Earth, and I had no idea what the universe had in store for me.
  • Bereet! Okay, I'm gonna be totally honest with you ... I forgot you were here.
  • They got my dick message!

Gamora[edit]

  • I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.
  • I know who you are, Peter Quill, and I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your... your...pelvic sorcery!
  • I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends.
  • We're just like Kevin Bacon!

Rocket Raccoon[edit]

Ain't no thing like me, except me!
  • Ain't no thing like me, 'cept me.
  • Look at this guy. Can you believe they call us criminals when he's assaulting us with that haircut?
  • You just wanna suck the joy outta everything.
    • After Gamora tells him there will be no moons blown up

Drax the Destroyer[edit]

  • Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.
  • YES! AGAIN! [after the Milano blows a hole in Ronan's ship and crash-lands inside]

Groot[edit]

  • I am Groot.
    • His only statement throughout most of the film, with various inflections.
  • We are Groot.
    • His statement as he sacrifices himself to save the group.

Dialogue[edit]

Korath: Drop it! [aims his rifle at Quill]
Quill: Uh... hey.
Korath: [gives an order to his men in his native language, then speaks to Quill] Drop it now!
Quill: [Dropping the orb] Hey, okay. Cool, man. No problem. [the Sakaaran soldiers start to poke him with their Necroguns] No problem. At all.
Korath: [picks up the orb] How do you know about this?
Quill: I don't even know what that is. I'm just a junker, man. Just checkin' stuff out.
Korath: You don't look like a junker; you're wearing Ravager garb.
Quill: This is just an outfit, man. [aside, to a Sakaaran soldier] Ninja Turtle, you better stop poking me!
Korath: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?!
Quill: My name is Peter Quill! Okay? Dude, just chill out!
Korath: MOVE!
Quill: Why?
Korath: Ronan may have questions for you.
Quill: [stalling] Hey, you know what? There's another name you might know me by! ...Star-Lord.
Korath: [confused] Who?
Quill: [disappointed] Star-Lord, man! The legendary outlaw? [Korath simply shrugs] Guys?
Korath: MOVE!
Quill: Oh, forget this.

Ronan: With all due respect, Thanos, your daughter made this mess, and yet you summon me.
The Other: I would lower my voice, Accuser.
Ronan: First, she lost a battle to some primitive.
The Other: Thanos put Gamora under your charge!
Ronan: Then she was apprehended by the Nova Corps.
The Other: You are the one here with nothing to show for it!
Ronan: Your sources say that she meant to betray us the whole time!
The Other: Lower your tone! I may be your--
[Ronan swings his hammer at the Other, killing him. He stares at Thanos, sitting on his floating throne, his back to the Accuser.]
Ronan: I only ask that you take this matter seriously. [Thanos' throne turns, revealing him.]
Thanos: The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me. Your demeanor is that of a pouty child. And, apparently, you alienated my favorite daughter, Gamora. [Nebula scowls] I shall honor our agreement, Kree, if you bring me the Orb. But return to me again empty-handed, and I will bathe the star-ways in your blood.

Drax: [to Quill] You! One who has lain with an A'askvarian!
Quill: It was just one time, man.

Gamora: And Quill? Your ship is filthy.
Quill: Oh, she has no idea. If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.
Rocket: [disgusted] You got issues, Quill.

Gamora: I'm a warrior, an assassin. I do not dance.
Quill: Really? Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It's called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is.
Gamora: Who put the sticks up their butts? That is cruel.

[Quill and Gamora break up a drunken brawl between Drax and Rocket]
Drax: This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about!
Rocket: That is true!
Drax: He has no respect!
Rocket: That is also true! Keep callin' me vermin, tough guy! You just wanna laugh at me like everyone else!
Quill: Rocket, you're drunk, all right? No one's laughing at you.
Rocket: He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He does! [crying] Well I didn't ask to get made! I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over and turned into some... Some little monster!
Quill: Rocket, no one's calling you a monster.
Rocket: HE called me vermin! SHE [Gamora] called me rodent! Let's see if you can laugh after five or six good shots in your FRICKIN' FACE! [draws his rifle]

[after the Infinity Stone contained in the Orb destroys Tivan's museum]

Gamora: How could I think Tivan could contain whatever was within the Orb?
Rocket: [altogether shocked and shaken] WHAT DO YOU STILL HAVE IT FOOORRR?!
Quill: Well, what were we gonna do? Leave it in there?
Rocket: [ignoring Quill] I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAD THAT IN YOUR PURSE!
Quill: [defensive] It's not a purse; it's a knapsack!
Gamora: We have to take this to the Nova Corps. There's a chance they can contain it.
Rocket: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! We're wanted by the Nova Corps!! Just give it to Ronan!
Quill: What, so he can destroy the galaxy?
Rocket: What are you? Some saint, all of a sudden? What has the galaxy ever done for you? Why would you wanna to save it?!
Quill: BECAUSE I'M ONE OF THE IDIOTS WHO LIVES IN IT!

Nebula: You are a disappointment, sister. Out of all our siblings, I hated you least.
Gamora: Nebula, please. If Ronan gets this stone, he'll kill us all.
Nebula: [smiles cruelly] Not all of us. You will already be dead.

Quill: If you kill me, you're saying goodbye to the biggest score you've ever seen.
Yondu: The Stone? I hope you got a better idea, 'cause ain't no one stealin' from Ronan.
Quill: We got a ringer. [glances at Gamora] She knows everything there is about Ronan. His ship, how to get in…
Gamora: He's vulnerable.
Quill: So what do you think? Me and you, taking down scores, side by side, like the old days?
[Yondu glares at Quill...then calls off his dart and hugs Quill]
Yondu: [laughs] Ya always had scrote, son! That's why we kept ya up as a kid!

[Drax, Groot and Rocket track down the Ravagers who took Quill and Gamora]
Rocket: Attention, idiots! The lunatic on the top of this craft is holding a Hadron Enforcer, a weapon of my own design.
Yondu: What the hell?
Rocket: If you don't hand over our companions now, he's gonna tear your ship a new one. A very big new one.
Yondu: I ain't buyin' it.
Rocket: I am giving you to the count of five. [Quill and Gamora start to panic] Five, four, three--
Quill: No, wait! Hold on! Rocket, it's me! For God's sake! We figured it out! We're fine!
[pause]
Rocket: [nonchalantly] Oh, hey, Quill. What's going on?

Gamora: We have to stop Ronan.
Rocket: How?
Quill: I have a plan.
Rocket: You've got a plan?
Quill: Yes.
Rocket: First of all, you're copying me from when I said I had a plan.
Quill: No, I'm not! People say that all the time, it's not that unique of a thing to say.
Rocket: Secondly, I don't even believe you have a plan.
Quill: I have... part of a plan!
Drax: What percentage of a plan do you have?
Gamora: You don't get to ask questions after the nonsense you pulled on Knowhere.
Drax: I just saved Quill!
Quill: We've already established that you destroying the ship that I'm on is not saving me.
Drax: When did we establish that?
Quill: Like, three seconds ago!
Drax: I wasn't listening, I was thinking of something else.
Gamora: [frustrated] Aaugh...
Rocket: [to Drax] She's right, you don't get an opinion. [to Quill] What percentage?
Quill: I dunno. Twelve percent.
Rocket: "Twelve percent"? [breaks into raucous laughter]
Quill: That's a fake laugh.
Rocket: IT'S REAL!
Quill: Totally fake!
Rocket: That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life, because that is not a plan!
Gamora: It's barely a concept.
Quill: You're taking their side?
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: So what, "It's better than eleven percent"? What the hell does that have to do with anything?
Quill: [To Groot] Thank you, Groot. Thank you. See? Groot's the only one of you who has a clue. [Groot starts eating a leaf on his shoulder]

Quill: I look around at us and you know what I see? Losers. [the others give him an off look] I mean like, folks who have lost stuff. And we have, man, we have, all of us. Our homes... Our families... Normal lives. And usually life takes more than it gives, but not today. Today it's giving us something. It is giving us a chance.
Drax: To do what?
Quill: ...To give a shit, for once, and not run away. I for one am not going to stand by and watch as Ronan wipes out billions of innocent lives.
Rocket: Quill... Stopping Ronan... It's impossible. You're asking us to die.
Quill: ... Yeah. I guess I am.
[A pause]
Gamora: [stands up] Quill, I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends.
Drax : [stands up] You're an honorable man, Quill. I will fight beside you. And in the end, I will see my wife and daughter again.
Groot: [stands up] I am Groot.
[they look expectantly at Rocket]
Rocket: [resigned sigh] Aww, what the hell? I don't got that long a lifespan anyway. [stands up] Well, now I'm standing. Happy? We're all standing up now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle.

Rhomann Dey: He said that he's "an a-hole". But he's not, and I'm quoting him here, "100% a dick".
Nova Prime: Do you believe him?
Rhomann Dey: Well, I don't believe anyone is 100% a dick--
Nova Prime: I mean, do you believe he's here to help?
Rhomann Dey: ... Yeah.

[inside Ronan's ship, the Dark Aster]
Drax: I can barely see.
[Groot releases a cloud of firefly-like spores, illuminating the hallway]
Drax: [awed] When did you learn to do that?
Quill: Pretty sure the answer is "I am Groot."

Drax: I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you've accepted me despite my blunders. You, Quill, are my friend.
Quill: Thanks.
Drax: This dumb tree, he is my friend.
[Groot grunts]
Drax: This green whore, she too is my--
Gamora: OH, YOU MUST STOP!
[Nebula ambushes the team, bent on killing Gamora]
Nebula: GAMORA! You've always been weak! You stupid, traitorous--
[Drax hits her point-blank with a shot from a bazooka]
Drax: Nobody talks to my friends like that.

Korath: Star-Lord!
Quill: Finally!

[Groot intends to sacrifice himself to protect the others]
Rocket: No, Groot! You can't. You'll die. [starts crying] Why are you doing this?! Why?
[Groot wipes away Rocket's tears]
Groot: We...are...Groot.

[Quill, Gamora, Drax and Rocket all touch each other after Quill holds the Stone, and with all sharing its burden]
Ronan: [horrified] You're mortal! How?!
Quill: You said it yourself, bitch. We're the Guardians of the Galaxy.
[Ronan attempts to attack them with his warhammer, but Quill opens his hand with the Stone, releasing its energy into Ronan and destroying him. Then Quill and Gamora seal the Stone in the container]

Gamora: Your wife and child shall rest well, knowing that you have avenged them.
Drax: Yes. Of course Ronan was only a puppet. It's really Thanos that I need to kill.

Quill: What should we do next? Something good? Something bad? Bit of both?
Gamora: We'll follow your lead...Star-Lord.
Quill: Bit of both!
[The Guardians leave to their next mission in their ship as the song "I Want You Back" from the Jackson 5 plays]

[In a Post-Credit scene set in the Collector's destroyed museum, a battered, beaten-up Collector in seen drinking in a green cup as Cosmo the Space Dog licks him.]
Howard the Duck: What do you let it lick you like that for? Gross. [takes a drink] Yeah! But it burns going down.

Quotes about Guardians of the Galaxy[edit]

I was a little worried that I was going to look like an overgrown fetus. ~ Karen Gillan
  • Here, a pulse, wit, beauty and a real sensibility have been slipped into the fray, alongside the clockwork guffaws, kabooms and splats.
    Lifted by a cast of professional charmers and a “What, me worry?” vibe, Guardians of the Galaxy is one of those interstellar westerns about a motley group of appealing baddies who rise to the heroic occasion and ride to the rescue, on spaceships rather than Appaloosas. The John Wayne role here — or, really, the 1970s Harrison Ford one — belongs to Chris Pratt, an easygoing, comic performer who’s very good at putting up a persuasive cute-dumb front and then shifting into a slyer, more knowing register. … There are different ways to get lost in a movie, and while Guardians takes you down one after another crazy narrative turn, it also pulls you into — and, for the most part, keeps you in — a fully realized other world.
    • Manohla Dargis, in "Yee-Ha! Space Cowboy Rides to the Rescue" The New York Times (31 July 2014)]
  • Gamora is a green-skinned assassin known throughout the universe as a fearless warrior and the foster child of big bad Thanos. Sci-fi veteran Zoe Saldana steps into the character's boots for the film and says she learned more about the character from her 11-year-old comic-reading nephew than anyone else.
    “He goes, 'Who do you think Gamora is?'” Saldana recalled. "And I said, 'She’s a warrior.' He goes, 'Yeah, but not only is she a warrior, she’s an assassin and she’s very lethal but what saves her is the same thing that can doom her. She has a sense of righteousness. She’s a very righteous individual… and that was coming from like an 11-year-old boy and I was just like that’s it. That's gonna be like the overall like mojo of Gamora is her sense of always wanting to do the right thing, which is why she compels, she’s trying to ask the Guardians not to sell their souls for money, because if it means that a lot of people will lose their lives then it’s not really worth it, because she’s sort of like the one that kind of starts going in that direction and then everybody else kind of follows too, which is what I like the most about this movie is that we’re all starting like inmates.
  • Guardians of the Galaxy’s box office exploits have been highly touted, but the film has also cracked into the music realm in a big way.
    According to Billboard, the film’s soundtrack, titled Awesome Mix Vol. 1, is the first soundtrack to claim the No. 1 spot on the Billboard charts without featuring a single new, previously unreleased track. Awesome Mix Vol. 1 consists of classic ‘60s and ‘70s pop tunes, including cuts from the Jackson 5 and the Runaways.
    The soundtrack plays a central role in the film’s plot as well, with the collection of tunes constituting a mix given to main character Peter Quill by his late mother.
    • Chris Powers, in "Guardians of the Galaxy Soundtrack Tops Billboard Charts" in Paste magazine (14 August 2014)
  • Director James Gunn has confirmed fan suspicions that Marvel hero Adam Warlock makes a cameo (in cocoon form) in Marvel's latest offering Guardians of the Galaxy. … Adam Warlock is a character created to be the perfect human at a scientific installation called The Beehive. … We know that Marvel are working towards a film which will bring everyone together as Thanos (Josh Brolin) threatens existence itself once he acquires the Infinity Stones and places them in the Infinity Gauntlet.  … This is believed to be Marvel's plan for Avengers 3, which is still some years off. When it does happen it will be an adaptation of Marvel's The Infinity Gauntlet comic, in which Adam Warlock plays a pivotal role.
    His cocoon was first spotted in the credits scene of Thor: The Dark World,
    which saw characters from that film visit The Collector's base aboard the space station Knowhere. 
    During the course of Gunn's movie, the Guardians encounter The Collector and bring to him an orb which he reveals to be an Infinity Stone. While explaining their origins, The Collector's red-skinned assistant touches the stone, levelling the entire room and destroying most of what is inside. … The film's post-credits scene shows The Collector sitting among his ruins … In the background of this scene we see that the cocoon is broken, meaning Adam Warlock has escaped and is now walking around Marvel's cinematic universe — most likely to show up Gunn's 2017 Guardians sequel.
  • Hard as it is to believe, within the memory of those still living, Marvel was not always the movie establishment's billion-dollar behemoth but a scrappy, iconoclastic comic book gadfly. So one of the most pleasant surprises of the altogether pleasant and surprising Guardians of the Galaxy is that it takes us back to Marvel's roots and the subversive satisfactions those early days provided. … Blessed with a loose, anarchic B-picture soul that encourages you to enjoy yourself even when you're not quite sure what's going on, the scruffy Guardians is irreverent in a way that can bring the first Star Wars to mind … This Five Against the House ragtag bunch of misfits, rascals and rebels, a kind of garage band of the universe, form an alliance of the dispossessed that makes up in attitude what it lacks in status.

Taglines[edit]

  • You're Welcome
  • All heroes start somewhere.
  • When things get bad, they'll do their worst.
  • From the studio that brought you "The Avengers"

Cast[edit]

External links[edit]

Youtube videos