- My machine will take off a head in a twinkling and the victim will feel nothing but a refreshing coolness. We cannot make too much haste, gentlemen, to allow the nation to enjoy this advantage.
- Joseph-Ignace Guillotin, Statement to the French Assembly, 1789.
- In the social equation, the value of a single life is nil; in the cosmic equation, it is infinite... Not only communism, but any political movement which implicitly relies on purely utilitarian ethics, must become a victim to the same fatal error. It is a fallacy as naïve as a mathematical teaser, and yet its consequences lead straight to Goya's Disasters, to the reign of the guillotine, the torture chambers of the Inquisition, or the cellars of the Lubianka.
- Arthur Koestler, The Invisible Writing.
- There is more than one way to burn a book. And the world is full of people running about with lit matches. Every minority, be it Baptist/Unitarian, Irish/Italian/Octogenarian/Zen Buddhist, Zionist/Seventh-day Adventist, Women's Lib/Republican, Mattachine/FourSquareGospel feels it has the will, the right, the duty to douse the kerosene, light the fuse. Every dimwit editor who sees himself as the source of all dreary blanc-mange plain porridge unleavened literature, licks his guillotine and eyes the neck of any author who dares to speak above a whisper or write above a nursery rhyme.
- And if my thought-dreams could be seen, they'd probably put my head in a guillotine.
- Bob Dylan, "It's Alright, Ma".
- As the trend in the ballots slowly made me realize that — in a manner of speaking the guillotine would fall on me — I started to feel quite dizzy. I thought that I had done my life's work and could now hope to live out my days in peace. I told the Lord with deep conviction, 'Don't do this to me. You have younger and better (candidates) who could take up this great task with a totally different energy and with different strength.' Evidently, this time he didn't listen to me.
- Pope Benedict XVI, Comments on his election as Pope during his first audience with German pilgrims, original comments given in German.
- Leela: Is this some sort of brain scanner?
- Professor Farnsworth: Some sort, yes. In France it's called a guillotine.
- [Leela dodges the blade as the professor drops it.]
- Leela: Professor! Can't you examine my brain without removing it?
- Professor Farnsworth: Yes, easily.