Horton Hears a Who! (film)
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Horton Hears a Who! also known as Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who!, is a 2008 American CGI-animated movie based on the book of the same name by Dr. Seuss.
- Directed by Jimmy Hayward and Steve Martino. Written by Cinco Paul and Ken Daurio.
One elephant. One world. One story.
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Horton the Elephant
[edit]- A person's a person, no matter how small.
- [in Henry Kissinger's voice] I feel the diplomatic process is beginning to breakdown.
- I meant what I said, and I said what I meant, and an elephant's faithful one-hundred percent. That's my code, my motto.
- Come on guys, we're all mammals!
- HOW ABOUT THIS?! IF I GET UP REAL CLOSE, CAN YOU READ ME?!
- Hold on, Mr. Mayor. I may have to put up a fight! A frightened elephant can be very dangerous! All right, you've called down the thunder, buddy! Are you hungry for trouble? I'm an all-you-can-eat salad bar, take a bite!
- All right, I need to get this speck up to the top of Mount Nool A.S.A.P., whatever that means. Probably "act swiftly awesome pachyderm"! I mean, how hard can that be? [sees a loose rope bridge over a deadly chasm] It's a sheer plummet to certain death.
- I love the smell of bananas in the morning!
- Oh, hi Vlad. [Everyone gasps at this, assuming it to be Vlad Vladikoff the vulture, but it's actually the cute bunny who bakes cookies]
- [Watching the clover about to go into the pot of boiling beezelnut oil] NO!!!
- And most of all, I want to say thank the Mayor of Whoville who believed in me from the beginning.
- Knock-knock. [chuckles, whimpers] This is where you'd say "who's there" if there were any Whos there! Get it? "Who's there!" Heheh! [sobbing, babbling]
- Mayor, are you there? Mayor? [slumps to the ground] Mayor! [view of the shambled city as Horton's voice echoes through the pipe] Mayor, are you there? Mayor? Mayor? [cut back to the depressed Horton] Mayor? MAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOR!
Mayor Ned McDodd
[edit]- Horton is a giant elephant in the sky! [everyone looks up] Don't bother looking. He's invisible. And he's the one risking his life to get Whoville, which by the way is a speck on a clover, TO SAFETY!
- [Speaking to JoJo in the Featured Photos Gallery] You know what's awesome? This is awesome. Just look at the men and women hanging on these walls. You, my boy, are part of a family legacy that spans centuries. You know what? Your grandfather was Mayor of Whoville, mm-hmm. And your great-grandmother, that's right, all the way down to your... [cut to featured photos of his ancestors, including one at Lewis Ginter Botanical Garden Buffalo, which he calls "not-so-great", with the last one depicting a cave Who] ...Great-great-great-great...not-so-great...great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greeeaat...grandfather. Someday, I hope to join them, and be one of the greats.
- [after being called a "boob" by the Chairman] He has the nerve to call somebody a boob? I would never call somebody a boob. He's a boob. Look at you. Yuck! Look at your face...and I bet you don't look so good with a stapler in your head! [throws a stapler at a painting of the Chairman, which bounces off and hits him in the face, leaving a staple implanted on his forehead, causing him to scream in pain]
Sour Kangaroo
[edit]- If you can't see, hear or feel something, it doesn't exist. And believing in "tiny, imaginary people" is just not something we do.[takes her son's clover he was examining after hearing Horton] Or tolerate here in the Jungle of Nool.
- [Horton suggested that he'd be able to get someone to believe him] You could do nothing of the sort, you won’t breathe a word of this lie to anybody else, especially the children, I don’t need you to poison their mind with nonsense. Our community has standards, Horton, if you want to remain a part of it, I recommend you follow them, and have a nice day.
- Horton is a menace, he has those children using their imaginations, it's sick.
Sally O'Malley-McDodd
[edit]- You exist! This means my husband isn't crazy. Hooray!
Vlad Vladikoff
[edit]- Yes! Score! Thanking you! You won't regret!
- I've got you now, elephant.
- Chess mate. Now it's time for me to take clover and crush all the little people on it.
- What a burn on you, Horton! Ha, Ha!
- Oh man, that is nice touch. I'm a mess of this, right? Emotional! Here come the water slide. [crying]
- Whoa! Come on, I'm your bro. It's me you're talking to. We have history! Come on, let's not forget, I did this for free.
- You should've been seeing me. I really let elephant have it. I chase him, i torment him. And then I break him into million little elephant pieces. It was thing of beauty, really. My best work. Classic Vlad.
Thomas "Tommy" Cow-Bear
[edit]- It's good.
Jessica Quilligan
[edit]- My world is called Jessica land. Everyone worship queen Jessica because Jessica is so beautiful.
Angela Glummox
[edit]- Jessica, that was awesome.
Dialogue
[edit]- (After the Blue Sky Studios logo, the film opens up on a close up of a drop of water on a leaf. But though it may be wet, a few drops of water on the leaf have merged to one and has began its drop off from the leaf then splashed a sweetgum seed pod from a sweetgum tree. That ball fall down from the tree then rolls through a field of dandelions. The ball then rolls down through a crack and went inside a cave where in this cave was a single sunflower standing in the sunlight. The sweetgum seed rolls closer and closer to the sun till when it hits it and rolls off, the sunflower dislodges a small speck and it starts to drift off from the flower to the open crack on the wall. But when we went through it, we discover a strange jungle full of bizarre plants and beautiful trees. This is the Jungle of Nool. A vast jungle of strange and weird creatures all great and small. The speck drift over the water then drift down from a waterfall. However, we did hear some shakin goin on. We then cut to where the shaking comes from. It was coming from a grey elephant with no horns on its mouth. He blends down a tree to make it like an diving board and he gets on it, he stands on his two feet with pride… then sighs in relief. He made his ears into a swimmer’s net then starts to jump off the tree like a swimmer and into the water with a swan dive but splashed in the water instead.)
- Narrator: On the fifteenth of May
- in the Jungle of Nool,
- in the heat of the day
- in the cool of the pool,
- He was splashing enjoying the jungle's great joys... (Horton was watering his back by squirting water out of his trunk)
- when Horton the Elephant heard a small noise.
- (The speck flew by Horton, uttering a small cry for help.)
- Speck: Help!
- (The elephant looks around, and he blows water out of his ear, as well as a fish.)
- Animal Kids: (offscreen) Horton!
- (He looks up to see some Angela Glummox, Jessica Quilligan, Thomas "Tommy" Cow-Bear and Katie the Yak)
- Horton the Elephant: Good morning, class. Are you ready?
- Animal Kids: Yeah!
- Horton the Elephant: Jump on board!
- (The strange jungle animals drop down onto his back.)
- Tommy Cow-Bear: (offscreen) Look out below! (He lands hardly on Horton’s back.)
- Horton the Elephant: Tommy’s on board. Katie, you there?
- Katie: (lands on his back) Ha-ah-a.
- Horton the Elephant: Okay. (The kind elephant escorts the kids to a lush tree, then stops.) Shh. There it is. (refers to a leaf on a twig) This is one of the jungle's most amazing creatures. The Leaf Bug. In order to protect itself from predators, it disguises itself as a leaf. (He pokes at it, with no response from the leaf. And then he climbs on the tree and tries to pull it off.) This one's got quite a deep grip. Come on, little buddy! Don't be shy! (He falls back from the tree.) I guess I was mistaken, kids. (Leaf Bugs were all over him) There are obviously no Leaf Bugs in this area. Even if they're... (notices the Leaf Bugs) OH! THEY’RE ON ME!! (rolls around) Get them off! (accidentally sucks up a Leaf Bug, which gags in disgust, and bangs his head) I think I swallowed one. (He blows his trunk, and slams it on the ground, trying to get the Leaf Bug out, before turning to Tommy.) Tommy! PULL IT OUT!!!
- Tommy Cow-Bear: (unsure) Uh... okay.
- (The animal kids pull on Horton’s trunk and he swings them around. Meanwhile, a purple kangaroo and her son were hopping through the Jungle of Nool.)
- Narrator: Then, hopping a “humph!" was Sour Kangaroo,
- the type who's convinced(buffalo-like animal from species of Yawling Yak notices Sour approaching and hides in the grass) she knows better than you.
- (A Deer-whose-horns-are-connected-from-one-to-the-other full of chicken-like birds from species of Sala-ma-gooxes sees Sour coming as the birds on the Deer-whose-horns-are-connected-from-one-to-the-other's antlers flied off while the mammal hides in the water.) She made every law and then forced every rule
- as self-proclaimed head of the Jungle of Nool. (Sour humphed when she sees the kids try to get the Leaf Bug out of Horton. Her son, Rudy, looks at them in confusion.)
- Rudy Kangaroo: Why can't I play with the other kids. Mom?
- Sour Kangaroo: How many times have I told you that the jungle is no place to act like a wild animal?
- (The young animals then flew into the bushes and Horton spits out the Leaf Bug. As it tries to fly, Katie catches it with her tongue and eats it like a frog. Jessica's and Angela's mothers look at it and talk to Sour)
- Mrs. Glummox (amused): My, that Horton certainly is eccentric.
- Mrs. Quilligan (pointing at Horton): And that children are learning so much from him.
- (Sour looks at her angrily)
- Sour Kangaroo (sarcastically): Learning to be a bunch a hairbrain half-wits. (proudly; she pats his son on the head) And that's why my Rudy is pouch-schooled.
- Narrator: So, while Kangaroo stood there sneering a sneer...
- Tommy Cow-Bear: Horton, that was the best time I've ever had in my life! What are you gonna show us next?! (Soon, a speck arrived near Horton.)
- Narrator: Once again the speck floated right by Horton's ear.
- Speck: Help!
- Narrator: And he heard it again! Just a very faint yelp,
- as if some tiny person were calling for help.
- (He imagines a helpless Who hanging onto the speck in Dr. Seuss illustration, then cuts back to Horton.)
- Narrator: And you know what he thought? What he thought there must
- be someone on top of that small speck of dust.
- Or even a family. It just might be so.
- A family with children just starting to grow.
- (He then imagines a helpless Who family hanging onto the speck.)
- Who-Boy: I WANNA LIVE!
- (Out of his thought, Horton decides to quickly save that speck.)
- Horton the Elephant: Uh… i gotta go! Katie, you’re in charge! (He runs off)
- (As he runs off. Katie she opens her mouth to release the Leaf Bug, which chases after the other kids, who run away from it. Soon, Horton ran pass the mothers.)
- Horton the Elephant: Wait! Come back.
- (Cuts to chimpanzee-like apes of the species The Wickersham as they are chanting for Yummo Wickersham)
- Wickershams: One more, one more, One more, one more.
- (Yummo Wickersham has a bunch of bananas in his mouth, managing to fit one more as one of the bananas stick out their nose, splitting open, and they all cheer. Cuts to the two Yummo's younger brothers named Nuts and Nits at the top of the tree)
- Nits Wickersham: Hear someone coming!
- Nuts Wickersham: Get me those!
- (He takes the bananas and can see Horton running by the bananas, blocking his view.)
- Horton the Elephant: Wait!
- Nuts Wickersham: Sound the alarm!
- (Nits Wickersham reaches higher into the tree and grabs another Wickersham's leg, biting it and causing them to scream out in pain, alerting the other Wickershams of Horton's presence.)
- Horton the Elephant: Excuse me! Pardon my stampede!
- (The Wickershams are flung above the trees)
- Horton the Elephant: Sorry, Wickershams. I promise I'm gonna clean all this up later!
- Yummo Wickersham: Bring the ammo!
- (Two Wichershams by his sides grab some bananas with a mischievous chuckle, and stick them under Yummo's armpits, and in slow motion, shows as he crushes the bananas with his armpits, like a minigun. Then back to real motion to show how fast the bananas are being launched at Horton.)
- Horton the Elephant: I love the smell of the bananas in the morning.
- (The Wickershams reveal from the leaf tree to show a big ball that's made of bananas)
- Wickersham: Banana in the Hole!
- (The big banana ball is being launched at Horton.)
- Horton the Elephant: Come on, guys! We're all mammals! (in slow-motion) Woah! (As Henry Kissinger) I feel the diplomatic process is beginning to break down. (In regular motion, he slips through a pile of banana peels, sliding through until he sees that speck) There you are. I got ya. I got ya. (He tries to get that speck with his trunk, but to no rescue; while running after the speck) Hi, kids.
- Horton the Elephant: Wow! There, now you're safe. I know I heard you say something. I just know it. Where are you? :(Has a bit of the speck on his eye and gets it out)
- Sour Kangaroo: Horton?
- Horton the Elephant: Uh, ooh! Sorry. I just...ah. There was this speck. And the... they called up for help. And I was...
- Sour Kangaroo: The speck... called out for help?
- Horton the Elephant: Well not the speck. I mean, that's ridiculous. Is what you thought I've been? No, the speck can't call out for help. Come on. Get real! No. There's tiny person on that speck and needs my help.
- Sour Kangaroo: Absurd. There aren't people that small.
- Horton the Elephant: Whoa, maybe they aren't small. Maybe... We're big.
- Sour Kangaroo: Horton!
- Horton the Elephant: No! Really, think about it. What if there is someone way out there, looking down on our world right now. And to them, we are the speck. And then maybe someone else will come along and say, "Oh, there can't be people that small", and the first guy would say, "Are you calling me a liar?" And the second guy would say "If the shoe fits, wear it!" And now the fists are flying, and the first guy picks up a brick, and you might wanna zip up the pouch for this next part. (Uses his ears as a hat) "Alright, Fat boy! You want some of this?"
- Sour Kangaroo: Horton?
- Horton the Elephant: What?
- Sour Kangaroo: There is nothing on that speck.
- Horton the Elephant: But I heard.
- Sour Kangaroo: Did you? Really? Oh my! Then how come I don't hear anything?
- Horton the Elephant: Well...
- Sour Kangaroo: If you can't see, hear, or feel something it doesn't exist. And believing in tiny imaginary people is just not something we do. Or tolerate here in the Jungle of Nool.
- Horton the Elephant: Really? 'Cause I verified I really tried I can find somebody who believe what I'm saying.
- Sour Kangaroo: You will do nothing of the sort. You will not breathe the word of this lie to anyone else. Especially the children. I do not want you poisoning their minds with this nonsense. Our community has standards, Horton. If you wanna remain a part of that, I recommend you follow them. Have a nice day.
- (She jumps through the water and makes a splash through Horton, who he quickly uses his ears to cover the speck)
- Horton the Elephant: All right, then, I'll, uh, take that under advisement. Certainly appreciate your input.
- Horton the Elephant: (To the speck) I don't understand. I know I heard you. It was just clean as nose on my face. (Has an idea) That's it. Maybe you can't hear me! Of course your ears must be tiny. I need to speak up! H-E-E-E-L-L-O-O-O-O!
- Narrator: Now some people out there, I think I know who,
- may find they agree with that Sour Kangaroo.
- "There can't really be people as small as a mite."
- Well, there can, and there are, because Horton was right.
- (?)
- Narrator: That single "Hello" traveled all the way down
- to the speck, to the clouds, till it found a small town.
- A town known as Whoville for there live the Who's,
- Really happy in safe, knowing only good news,
- unaware that their world was a speck on a clover,
- unaware the sweet life they knew might be old. (There in the Ned's house)
- The Mayor of Whoville, a man named McDodd,
- who's devoted and faired and little bit odd. (The Mayor drinks his coffee, then realizes it's gone, then later forget that happened. The scene then cuts to the kitchen)
- The Mayor and his wife they had children to spare.
- 96 daughters some here and some there. :96 girls to love. 96 girls to teach?
- But the Mayor had only a few seconds for each.
- Helen McDodd: Daddy. I got better than best on my Whostory test.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Ah, Whostory. I remembered well.
- Sally O'Malley-McDodd: That's one of my girls. (There are two daughters. She is named Hooly younger sister and Hedy older sister)
- Hooly McDodd: Hedy's been using my blue hairbrush!
- Hedy McDodd: Hooly's been using my pink hairbrush!
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Look, over there! (They both look and Mayor switched the pink & blue hairbrushes) There, all better. (They both sisters hugged at each other)
- Heather McDodd: Can I please have a Whophone, dad? Everyone else has one.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Oh, really? Everyone? (Heather holds up a picture of her class, where everybody is talking away on their phones except her, looking sadly at the camera.) Oh! I will think about it.
- Holly and Hildy McDodd: Daddy, look! Daddy look!
- (The twins have their hair tied jumping rope together swinging it in loops, when their father jumps between it's like a jump rope, before returning to his seat as the bell rings. A baby girl she is named Hanna 1 year old)
- Hanna McDodd: Toof!
- Sally O'Malley-McDodd: It's "th" sweetheart. It's "Tooth"
- Narrator: In Whoville tradition, unlike yours or mine,
- the Mayor's oldest is next in the Mayoral line.
- And who was the oldest? To lead and stand tall?
- It was JoJo, his son, the smallest Who of all.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: (trying to sound more hip) So, JoJo, what's shaking? What's happening? What's the word? (JoJo cringes at him)
- Narrator: Now to you or to me, it's finally clear
- that JoJo did not want his father's career. But the Mayor pressed forward completely illuded.
- And JoJo just sat there in silence and lude it.
- (JoJo gets up from his seat and leaves.)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Oh, JoJo! (He rushes to Jojo)
- McDodd Sisters: Hey! Why this he get more time?
- That's not fair!
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Son! Hey!
- Narrator: And why didn't he speak? Well, I think the lad
- was frightened if he did, he might let down his dad.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: You know what's awesome? (Shows Jojo his past portraits of past Mayors) This is awesome! Just look at the men and the women hanging on these walls. You, my boy, are part of family legacy that spans centuries You know what? (Shows a portrait of his grandfather who happens to be Dr. Seuss) Your grandfather was Mayor of Whoville. And, your great grandmother, (Shows a portrait of his great grandmother, who happens to be Mona Lisa) that's right. All the way down to your... (Breaths as his chest expand and his arm rolls like a roll-up) Great, (Shows a portrait of a Who in a soviet hat) Great, (Shows a portrait of a Shakespeare-style Who) Great, (Shows a Who with a very long beard) Not so great, (Shows an ugly who in a ballerina with other ballerinas) Great, (Shows a portrait of a Who in a boxing match in black and white with a signature) Great, (Shows a portrait of a Mexican Who in a sombrero) Great, Great, Great, (shows a portrait of a fat Who eating a turkey leg with the other Who fanning on a leaf) Great, Great, Great, GREAT... (goes all the way back to the very first portrait, which is a cavemen) Grandfather! Someday, I hope to join them. Be one of the greats. I tell you, JoJo, there is nothing like being Mayor. I get to sign resolutions, approve ordinances, submit budgets, and in the Edible Parade, I'm the one sitting on top of the giant meatball. Some day, that can be you too, JoJo. Some day you'll be the one wearing the Mayoral Crest. You just... You just need to... You know what I mean? (sees Jojo walking away) Okay Good chat! I'm glad that we had this talk... that I'm continuing now by myself. Good. (Something shakes the hall as the portraits start shaking as well, before returning to the original format, much to Ned's confusion)
- (In the jungle, it was actually coming from Horton trying to position the clover and the speck near a coconut drink.)
- Horton the Elephant: There. That ought to be comfy.
- (Horton sips from a coconut, and sighs in relaxation.)
- Horton the Elephant: Nothing wrong with this, Morton. Nothing wrong with this. Just you, me and the speck, shooting the breeze. We're a club. We're a group. We can take a vote on the issues. (mock evilly) We can be a secret society that controls the balance of power in the world.
- Morton Mouse: Horton.
- Horton the Elephant: And no one else can join, (uses his ears as a hat) unless they wear funny hats! (He laughs goofily, before sipping his drink.)
- Morton Mouse: Listen, Horton!
- Horton the Elephant: The Chair recognizes Brother Morton.
- Morton Mouse: I'm really happy you found this speck...but you might wanna keep it to yourself.
- Horton the Elephant: Hm? What? Why?
- Morton Mouse: Well, you're talking to a clover. That doesn't look good.
- Horton the Elephant: You know what doesn't look good? You talking about the speck like the speck isn't even there. The speck never said anything bad about you. But, hey! Good luck with your illusion of superiority.
- Morton Mouse: You know, the speck can think anything it wants about me. It's a speck.
- Horton the Elephant: Whoa! I see what's going on here. Morton, no matter how tight the speck and I get, the speck could never replace you. I'm only sad that I would have to explain that, at this point.
- Morton Mouse: Well, that's awesome, Horton. That really helps. Just try to keep this to yourself. I'll see you later. Try.
- (As Morton leaves, Horton shrugs and looks closer at the speck, until the his class arrive.)
- Jessica Quilligan: Hey, Horton! What you got there?
- Horton the Elephant: What? Nothing! We're not doing anything! Do-do-dum dum dum, we're totally alone!
- Jessica Quilligan: Who's we?
- Horton the Elephant: "We"? What? "We"? Did I say that? I just... oh. No, I would never say that. because that would imply that I was with someone, and not alone. (He giggles, before trying to keep his mouth shut to avoid spilling the beans about the speck, until...) Okay, seriously, you can't tell anybody! I mean it. If anybody finds out about this, it could be very, very bad. I'm not sure why.
- Tommy Cow-Bear: We won't tell anyone. And if we do, we'll tell them not to tell anyone!
- Horton the Elephant: Perfect! Okay, so I'm taking a bath, right, cause my skin gets kind of dry and a little bit ashy.
- Narrator: While Horton came clean about the speck that he'd found
- and how he had saved it when it nearly drowned,
- (cuts to Whoville) on his morning commute and noticed things weren't quite the same on his route.
- (Back in the jungle, as Horton continues his story.)
- But please don't blame Horton, for he didn't know that a small bump above...
- Horton the Elephant: ...and I dove into the water like this!
- (As he jumps and lands on the ground, Whoville and its buildings jump up in a giant tremor.)
- Narrator: ... was a big bump below.
- (At the construction site)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Hey, Joe, don't work too hard.
- Joe: Ah, these luxury condos, they don't build themselves. (Another big bump sends everything in the air, allowing the condo building.) Hey, look at that. I guess they do build themselves.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Oh~kay, that happened.
- Narrator: Now, the Mayor knew it was his job to convey the unusual things that he'd noticed that day, but there was one problem. Though his will was strong...
- Miss Yelp: You're late.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Thank you, Miss Yelp.
- Narrator: ... nothing in Whoville had ever gone wrong.
- Everyone: We have all that we need. We need all that we've got.
- We like it in Whoville. We like it a lot!
- Chairman: We're all very busy with the Who-Centennial coming up, so (bangs the gavel) let's bring this meeting to order. Mr. Mayor, I presume you have some good news for us.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Well, it's news. I don't know if we need to go labeling it "good" or "bad" or anything like that. The thing is, I have noticed some odd goings-on in Whoville lately.
- Chairman: Good "odd goings-on"?
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Well, you know, tremors, clouds swirling in the sky. And it seems to me, just to be safe, we might want to consider (mumbling) postponing the Who-Centennial.
- Chairman: Consider what?
- Mayor Ned McDodd: (even quieter) postponing the Who-centennial...
- (The stenographer can't hear him probably, so she just types gibberish)
- Chairman: What?? Speak up, man!
- Mayor Ned McDodd: ...POSTPONING THE WHO-CENTENNIAL, ALL RIGHT?!
- (Mummers and gasps of worry spread throughout the court, and the Chairman presses a smiley button his desk which puts his co-men and the mayor in a glass dome, and the onlookers relax as elevator style music plays. The enraged Chairman chases the Mayor around the dome, strangles him, and illustrates him as a donkey-like animal's behind in complete silence, much to concerned looks.)
- Chairman: We are about to celebrate 100 years of Whoville happiness and harmony, and you want to postpone the celebration?!
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Well, what if Whoville's not safe?
- Chairman: Nothing ever goes wrong in Whoville. Never has, and never will, you blathering boob.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: (whispers) Boob...?
- (The chairman presses the button again as the glass dome puts back off, the music also stops.)
- Chairman: The Who-Centennial will proceed as planned! (the people cheered) The Mayor was merely being an idiot. It will be all smiles from now on.
- (A machine with gloves makes the Mayor smiles and later escorts him out by kicking him in the back with a boot)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Ow. Ow. That hurt!
- (As the machine keeps kicking him out)
- (The scene cuts to Miss Yelp's desk with her computer)
- Miss Yelp: (laughing) Girl, I got 15,000 friends already. (serious) What? What do you mean, it don't look like me? (Shows an old picture of her on WhoSpace, a parody of MySpace) That looks just like me; 10 years ago. (looks at her watch) Wait a minute. Hold on for one second.
- (Grabs a purple drink with a liver for a label and pours it on a cup as the Mayor arrives in a air-themed elevator and slams it to stop. He later walks and grabs the cup)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Treats me like an idiot. I am not an idiot... (drinks the whole cup, then rushes to Miss Yelp) Do I look like an idiot?!
- Miss Yelp: You don't want me to answer that.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: I am not an idiot. (In his office, still angered about recently) Has the nerve to call me a boob? I would never call somebody a boob. He's a boob. (looks at a portrait of the Chairman) Look at you. Yuck! Look at your face. And I bet you don't look so good with a (throws his stapler at the portrait) stapler on your head!
- (The stapler miss the portrait as it bounces right back at Ned, stapling him in the forehead, to which he screams in pain at the top of his lungs, loud enough for even Horton to hear)
- Horton the Elephant: Whoa! Who-ho-hoa!
- (Back in Whoville, Miss Yelp removes the stapler on Ned's forehead)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Ow, ow, ow... yagh! Thank you, Miss Yelp.
- Miss Yelp: You're welcome.
- (?)
- Horton the Elephant: Hello??
- (?)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: (slurred) Who said that!? Back off! I'll punch you! Wagh!
- (He falls over onto his gramophone, grabbing the horn in self defense as he follows the voice outside, coming out of the burst drain pipe from earlier.)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Hello?
- (At the Jungle of Nool)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: (high pitched and silent, from the speck) Hello?
- Horton the Elephant: (excited) Hellooooo?
- (Back in Whoville, his speech is unintelligible due to the drain pipe. Ned ponders in confusion about this but seeing the horn in his hands, he puts it in the drain pipe and...)
- Horton the Elephant: (through the horn) Who's there?
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Um, this is the Mayor.
- (In the jungle…)
- Horton the Elephant: The Mayor? The Mayor?! (looks to a passing bird in hysterics) I'M TALKING TO THE MAYOR!!! (the bird's nose go down and walks away) I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew there was life on this speck!
- (In Whoville…)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: "This speck?" (chuckling doubtedly) What speck?
- (In the jungle…)
- Horton the Elephant: Well, um... (leans on a tree) I don't exactly know how to tell you this, but...
- (In Whoville…)
- Horton the Elephant: (through the horn) You're living on a speck.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Well, I hate to disagree with you, Oh, voice from the drainpipe, but I live in Whoville.
- Horton the Elephant: Well, then, Whoville's a speck.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: (from the speck) Right, o- (In Whoville…) -kay, seriously, who is this? Is this Burt from accounting?
- Horton the Elephant: Uh, no. This is Horton. I'm an elephant.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Okayyyy... Hor-ton, fake name. Where are you?
- Horton the Elephant: Well, from where you standing? I guess I'm... in the sky. Which is saying something, because I've slimmed down quite a bit. I swim. You're whole world fits on a flower in my world.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Oh, man, this is even inclusion for you, Bert.
- Horton the Elephant: Don't believe me? Watch what happens when I put you in the shade.
- (In Whoville…)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: This is absolutely impossible-
- Horton the Elephant: (through the horn) Dark.
- (The sky turns dark, The Mayor eyes widened as he saw the sky. Then cuts to Horton who uses a tree to cover the speck)
- Horton the Elephant: Light.
- (The Mayor looks down)
- Horton the Elephant: (through the horn) Dark.
- (Horton uses his ears to cover the speck)
- Horton the Elephant: Light.
- (The Who-ville people put on their night shades repeatedly every time it goes from night to day)
- Horton the Elephant: (through the horn) Dark, light, dark, light, dark, light, dark, light, dark. Light. (Back at the jungle) Don't you see?
- (In Whoville)
- Horton the Elephant: (through the horn) We're in the middle of some kind of amazing cosmic convergence. Two vastly different worlds, miraculously crossing paths! Mine, COLOSSAL! Yours, miniscule. Yet somehow, we've managed to make contact.
- (In Whoville…)
- Horton the Elephant: (through the horn) If you think about it, it's pretty amazing.
- (The Mayor looks up at the sky as the camera zooms upwards)
- Horton the Elephant: Is everything okay down there?
- (In Whoville…)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: (speechless) I... I don't know. You tell me. You're the one holding the speck.
- Horton the Elephant: I'm the one holding the speck. (gasp, realizing what the Mayor said) I'm the one holding the speck! (through the horn) Don't you worry, Mr. Mayor.
- (The Mayor rushes to his desk and plays some music on his telephone, with a beeping sound; to Horton)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Hold, please!
- (He rushes to an air-filled elevator, but he got hit and fell down. Miss Yelp, on her computer, grabs an ice pack to him and he puts it on his head and later enters the elevator)
- Narrator: What did all of this mean? The Mayor hadn't a clue.
- So, he ran to the office of Dr. Larue,
- the brainiest brain on the staff at Who U.
- (At Larue's office)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Dr. Larue! Oh, this is crazy...!
- Dr. Mary Lou Larue: (lisp voice) Oh! Mr. Mayor! How may I be of assistance?
- Mayor Ned McDodd: I don't know. Hey! You know, I was just wondering if our world were, say, a tiny speck, mmm, floating through space... how would we know?
- Dr. Mary Lou Larue: Well, why would you ask something like that?
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Oh, no reason. No reason at all. I don't even remember. Yes, I do. Ah, you know what? Some guy was talking to me. Not an elephant in the sky. A guy on the ground.
- (A round glass containing green acid starts to roll over and the Mayor noticed it and quickly grabs it)
- Dr. Mary Lou Larue: There would be several ramifications.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Good ramifications?
- Dr. Mary Lou Larue: A tiny speck?
- (The acid then pours on the desk while Dr. Larue puts a popcorn kernel and starts experimenting with it using a laser-like experiment)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Uh-huh, yeah. Tiny speck.
- Dr. Mary Lou Larue: Floating around. (While Larue uses her laptop and types about the "speck", The Mayor looks at the acid and quickly hides it with a book before it sinks itself) Well, we'd have inexplicable tremors, dramatic changes in the weather, (Dr. Larue reads at a very long paper containing results) and if we didn't eventually achieve some sort of stability, our world would be... (She removes her glasses for dramatic effect) destroyed! (A kernel later becomes a popcorn)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Destroyed?! (slurred) Destroyed, Oh destroyed. Oh, trouble! (As the Mayor leaves, Dr. Larue quickly stops the acid bottle with her finger from pouring. At Mayor's office, he hangs up the telephone and rushes to Horton) Horton!
- Horton the Elephant: (in a nasally voice) Um, no, uh, this is... uh... Benny. Horton is busy right now. (In the jungle, Horton holds his trunk to change his voice, before going back to his normal voice, chuckling.) No! I'm joking. That's me.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: (to himself) Oh, we're doomed.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: (to Horton) Listen, Horton, turns out I need your help a little bit. Apparently, if that speck keeps moving around, our whole world… could be obliterated. So I need you to find us Whos a safer, more stable home… and fast.
- Horton the Elephant: No problem, Mr. Mayor. Let's see… (looks at a flowers on palma) Wow! That's a nice view.
- (A giraffe-like creature of the species Zatz-It eats the flowers. Horton gets scared.)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Hello, is everything okay?!
- (A grape falls on Horton's head. He looks to find out where the grape came from, and it was two woodpecker-like birds who are pecking a pile of grapes, taking turns trying to knock them down, causing them to fall and hit Horton, Horton then dodges 2 more, and a anteater-like creature with a vacuum-like snout of the species Nink walks by consuming flowers, nearby some termite-like insects with bladed teeth. Horton gasps in fear.)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: What's going on up there?
- (A Zatz-It eating the flowers, the two birds who are now pecking the grapes at the same exact time, just slightly off from each other, Horton gasps in shock.)
- Horton the Elephant: (freaking out) OH NO!
- (The same thing loops every time and it cuts to the insects eating what it looks like a tree, but is actually just a flower. Horton screams then runs to a hill)
- Horton: THIS ENTIRE JUNGLE IS A HOUSE OF DEATH!!! (he stops panicking and looks up) Oh, wait. There's a good spot.
- Narrator: And it's then Horton saw at the top of Mount Nool
- (the camera flies to Mount Nool's cave with a sunflower, the one that started this whole mess in the first place) a small cave that looked peaceful and quiet and cool,
- where a sunflower grew proud and tall from the ground.
- There, he knew every Who would be safe. Would be sound.
- Horton the Elephant: I found it, Mayor. The perfect place. Right up there. At the top of Mount Nool.
- Miss Yelp: Mr. Mayor?
- (The mayor was startled when Miss Yelp entered the office)
- Horton the Elephant: I wish you could-
- (The mayor muted the horn, then starts rubbing it)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Haha, oh, shiny. Haha...
- Miss Yelp: The Who-Centennial Committee is waiting for you to look over the giant meatball for the Edible Parade. Oh, and then you're due at the dentist for your Who-root canal.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: You know, sticking “Who” in front of everything doesn’t make it hurt less. Just wastes time! (Miss Yelp closes the door) I don’t… wanna go. (to Horton) Listen, Horton, I gotta go. (packs most of his things in his suitcase, including his coffee and his goldfish) Apparently, there’s a problem with the giant meatball.
- Horton the Elephant: You just take care of that meatball, sir, and leave the freaking out to me.
- Narrator: So then Horton began his long, perilous trek,
- determined to save the small world on the speck.
- Horton was faithful and stalwart and kind.
- Horton the Elephant: I got you. Don't worry. I'll protect you!
- Narrator: He was a brave hero... at least in his mind.
- Horton the Elephant: (uses his ears as a ninja hood) We must become invisible. Travel silently. For there are forces that would seek to destroy us.
- (The camera zooms in on Horton's head as it transitions into an anime-style sequence. A giant tree sprouts up from the ground, blocking his path.)
- Horton the Elephant: Huh?! So you think you can sneak up on me, huh?! (combat noises) It is clear that you are no match for my technique. Hey! (kicks a branch, but it snaps back and smacks his butt with an awkward shot of a red mark from below.) I see you have mastered the way of the snapping branch. Watch me tumble! (He jumps from branch to branch to the top of the tree.)
- Off-Screen Voice: Morton Mouse, go!
- Morton Mouse: You are fast, Horton, but the Kangaroo has monkeys! (Monkeys can be seen flying in from the distance.)
- Horton the Elephant: Hm? I will make monkeys of these monkeys. It is their destiny. (He does a Dragon Ball-style to fire a beam of energy at the monkeys.) For the clover!
- (cuts to a cute, anime style, with Morton looks in awe.)
- Clover: Horton is the greatest hero of them all, haaaa!
- (Cuts back to the same anime style)
- Horton and Morton: Horton! Morton! GO! (Horton runs forward, screaming, but is stopped by Morton.)
- Morton Mouse: But Mount Nool is that way! (Horton felt dumb-founded for a sec.)
- Horton the Elephant: Ha-ha-ha! To the top of Mount Nool! As fast as lightning! Away, I go. (He starts to jumpkicks, but snaps back to reality as he trips, landing on a flower.) Oh, sorry little fellow. You'll be fine. Just think healing thoughts.
- Animal Kids: Horton, Horton! Look!
- (Katie gets bumped by a log repeatedly)
- Jessica Quilligan: We've all got our own clovers with worlds on them!
- Angela Glummox: Yeah!
- Horton the Elephant: Oh...
- Katie: In my world, everyone's a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies!
- Horton the Elephant: That's beautiful, Katie ! (Katie she puts her flower on the top of her head and walks away)
- Katie: Ha-ah-ah.
- Horton the Elephant: In a... really weird way.
- Jessica Quilligan: My world is called Jessicaland, and everyone worships Queen Jessica because Jessica is so beautiful.
- Angela Glummox: Jessica, that was awesome.
- (Unbeknownst to them, Rudy is watching them from a distance. His mother is picking some fruits from a tree and she saw his son, with an orange flower and grabs it to her)
- Sour Kangaroo: Rudy!
- Rudy Kangaroo: Mom, be careful! My best friend Thidwick lives on that!
- Sour Kangaroo: Rudy, no one lives on this, it's not possible. (She crushes the flower in front of him.)
- Rudy Kangaroo: What...?
- Sour Kangaroo: That Horton is a menace.
- Rudy Kangaroo: Mom, Mom, please, you're so weird! Don't do this to me!
- Sour Kangaroo: Honey, go to your room. (Pushes Rudy's head to her pouch)
- Horton the Elephant: All right. I got to get this speck up to the top of Mountain Nool A-S-A-P! Whatever that means. Probably "Act Swiftly, Awesome Pachyderm!" I mean, how hard can it be? (looks at a really, really long rickety bridge, shocked) It's just a straight plummet to certain death. (?) This looks... kinda precarious. Well... no need to worry. Obviously when they build a bridge like this, they take into account that elephants will be crossing here. (Horton reaches his foot out and puts his weight onto the bridge, which bends good.) Alright. Feel good. I'll just get... whoa! (He steps onto the bridge with his whole body, making him lose his balance. And each step causing him to wobble on the bridge.)
- (Meanwhile, back in Whoville, the Mayor is at the dentist for his Who-root canal, feeling stressed as he sits into the chair. Looking around, he spots a portrait of a whale tail dipping out of the water, and a label saying "Courage.")
- Mayor Ned McDodd: W- Uh yeah, that's true. (He lays back into his chair with a sigh, trying to calm his mind and relax, thinking it's gonna be okay, when he hears a scream from a room over, followed by a higher pitched scream. Panicked, he gets up and attempts to run out) Alright! (but is stopped by the operating dentists.)
- Dentist: Hello, and how are we today, Mr. Mayor? (grabs an water flosser) Say aaaaah.
- Horton the Elephant: (He finds what looks like stable footing,) Ah! (takes a step, but falls right through the plank, causing the dentist to miss the Mayor's mouth, but instead hit his eye with the stream of water, much to his discomfort. Looking around confused, the dentist forgets the weird shake, and proceed.)
- Dentist: Rinse, please. (The Mayor fountains the water out of his mouth and into the cup, prompting the dentist to scrape a little dollop of water off his lip.)
- Horton the Elephant: Huh, I think a few of these boards could stand to be replaced. (He takes a step back, but the plank behind him breaks, causing every single plank behind him to fall off and crumble.) I just need to think light. I'm light as a feather. I'm light... as a feather. (He watches as a passing bird drops a feather, which lands on a board, causing it to break and fall.) Heavy feather.
- Dentist: Okay! (He taps a syringe.) This will just pinch a little.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: (nervously) Uhh...
- Horton the Elephant: I'm lighter than a feather. What's lighter than a feather...? (gasp of idea) Air! There's nothing lighter. So, it stands to reason... (He takes a breath in.) That the more air I have... (He takes another breath, his talking strained.) The lighter... (And another.) I'll be...!
- (The music, "The Blue Danube" plays as Horton holds his breath with an inflated trunk, thinking for him to be floating in air, but he quickly steps across the bridge, breaking each plank he steps on. The scene switches between the dentist getting closer with the syringe to the Mayor's tongue, and Horton getting closer to the end of the bridge, but as he runs out of breath, he exhales powerfully enough to send him barreling back down to the middle of the bridge with nothing but the support ropes keeping him from falling. While in response to the fall, the dentist misses the Mayor's tongue, and somehow jabs his arm with the needle instead, prompting the Mayor to scream in pain as his arm is now longer and limp from the shot. He gets up and runs away, but struggles to open the door with his bad arm until he uses his other arm to open the door, running out and slapping the people in the waiting room with his numb arm.)
- Dentist: Next, please.
- Horton the Elephant: Alright. That was absolutely terrifying. If I just pull myself UP- (His legs spread out as he tries to hold onto the ropes and looks down at the abyss beneath him.) Try not to panic! (Painstakingly, he manages to pull himself back up to the end of the bridge, grabbing onto the posts when they jolt downward. He starts screaming as he believes for him to be falling, but as the camera zooms out, he's not falling, and he just acted pre-emptively. He hums, and pulls himself all the way back onto solid ground.) Whew. That could have been a disaster! (As he walks, his bottom begins to bounce and bop, getting into a giddy groove.) Wow, I feel really good right now. Maybe it's my new sense of purpose. (He begins ballet dancing, grabbing a vine off of a tree and twirling it like a ribbon, before the theme changes to a rap-themed, twerking in motion and spin, which sends him crashing into a tree with a "Whoa!")
- (The Mayor runs home from the dentist with his numb arm flailing behind him. He enters and closes the door on his arm, struggling to pull it out, before noticing JoJo holding a pile of various objects.)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Alright...! Heeey, JoJo, I need your help. Can you help me? Okay, great! Okay, first! I need you to go to the girl's room! (His numb arm rubberbands back at him and slaps him in the face.) Ahh! Take down Hannah's china doll collection, and then- stop looking at my arm. Put away Holly's light bulb collection, and then- you know what? Just take care of anything that might break or shatter! Okay, take a good long look. (grabs his numb arm and starts shaking at it) Got it? Thanks JoJo! (He runs up the stairs, and starts shouting some gibberish nonsense as he shakes his arm, before throwing it against the wall, where he screams in pain. But in realization, his arm is no longer numb and works perfectly again. He goes to his room and grabs some stuff from his room) Here. I'll take that, and- whoa. Yah! (He starts putting his stuff to the top of his room)
- Sally O'Malley-McDodd: Hi! You're home late!
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Oh, sorry Hon, I was just... having some dental work done. On my... arm.
- Sally O'Malley-McDodd: So, what was that- Ned! What are you doing?
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Wha- What do you mean?
- Sally O'Malley-McDodd: Well, I'm no detective, Ned, but you are hanging from the chandelier.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: I just thought it might look better somewhere it can't fall on us and crush us in our sleep. (The chandelier starts falling down as he screams until it closely hits the ground, with him chuckles nervously)
- Sally O'Malley-McDodd: What is going on?
- (He starts getting out of the chandelier)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: ... Hey, Hon... Did you ever get the feeling that you were being watched?
- Sally O'Malley-McDodd: Um... yeah. Sure. I suppose.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: And then you get the feeling that maybe that thing watching you is, aaauuuhh- a giant elephant!
- Sally O'Malley-McDodd: Um...
- Mayor Ned McDodd: And- You know how you get that weird feeling that your world is actually a tiny speck? And that elephant... that I talked about earlier, is carrying it around on a flower. And you realize that if you tell anybody, they'd think you were crazy. But you still feel the responsibility to keep everyone safe... You know that feeling?
- Sally O'Malley-McDodd: Um... you know, I'm gonna have to say no... do you know that feeling?
- Mayor Ned McDodd: ... dah! Pfft, hohohoho, no! (yawn) Wow, I am beat. Time to hit the hay, I guess.
- Sally O'Malley-McDodd: Sweetheart, I know you're under a lot of stress. And if you're seeing elephants and flowers, then fine. Just don't tell anyone else that story, okay? And remember, it's not the end of the world.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: The end of the world...?
- (Back at the jungle)
- Horton the Elephant: Horton to Mayor. Horton to Mayor. Come in Mayor, over.
- (Back at Who-ville, the Mayor is at the rooftop, carrying the horn up high)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Horton? I get terrible reception here.
- Horton: HOW ABOUT THIS?! IF I GET UP REAL CLOSE, CAN YOU READ ME?!
- Mayor Ned McDodd: (screams while falling off the roof) Yep! Roger that! Are we at that safe place yet?
- Horton the Elephant: Almost. I'm pretty sure the worst part's over. This is your elephant speaking. Just sit back, enjoy the ride, and we'll have you to Mount Nool in no time.
- Sally O'Malley-McDodd: (off-screen) No, you can't have ice cream for breakfast.
- McDodd Sisters: (off-screen) Pleeaase?
- Horton the Elephant: Who's that? Is there someone else there?
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Well, that's my wife and kids.
- Horton the Elephant: You have a family...
- Mayor Ned McDodd: I do indeed. (reveals his wallet and shows a really long pictures of his children) A beautiful wife, 96 daughters, and 1 son. (shows a picture of Jojo through his wallet)
- Horton the Elephant: Hohohoho! Busy guy, haha.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: And we all share one bathroom. You know how that is.
- Horton the Elephant: Yeah! Don't I know it, heh. (whispered; to himself) Bathroom?
- Sally O'Malley-McDodd: Ned?
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Ahh- What?
- Sally O'Malley-McDodd: Sweetheart, you know you're on the roof, right?
- McDodd Sisters: (off-screen) Please, Mom.
- Sally O'Malley-McDodd: (to her daughter) What's that? No, you need to go to bed, Daddy's having a breakdown. (to the Mayor) Ned? What are you up to now?
- Mayor Ned McDodd: I was just about to put the kids to bed when I got off the roof. And I- That's the- That's what happened, right.
- (Girls Bedroom)
- Helga McDodd: Daddy?
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Yes?
- Helga McDodd: Can I have a glass of water?
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Of course.
- McDodd Sisters: Good Night. Me too! Me three! Me four! Me five! Me nine! Me twenty-eight! (And so on.)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Okaay.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Heey, JoJo. Wooooow, lotta liquid. Loottta liquid. Just the person I wanted to see. Yeah, I realize that we have not been seeing eye-to-eye lately, and most of it is my fault. It's true. You know what I've been trying to do? I've been trying to impose my vision of your future on you. Let me make this perfectly clear. JoJo... you can be whatever kind of Mayor you wanna be. Hands on, strong and silent, outspoken, it's up to you. Well, good. I feel so much better. I am expecting big things from you, young man. Big things! Alright. Good night. Good stop! Good talk.
- Narrator: Then, JoJo snuck out, feeling lonely and sad,
- and tragically misunderstood by his Dad. And where was he going at such a late hour?
- Up to Whoville's abandoned star study tower.
- A place where the boy felt contented and free.
- A place he could be what he wanted to be
- (JoJo enters the abandoned observatory) And what was inside there, I'd say if I could. But up above, the Kangaroo was up to no good.
- (?)
- Rudy Kangaroo: Can I come out now, Mom?
- Sour Kangaroo: No, Rudy. Stay in your room.
- Rudy Kangaroo: But Mom...
- Sour Kangaroo: Stay inside. ahem... Mr. Vladikoff? (gets jumpscared by vulture-like monster and yelps.)
- Vlad Vladikoff: Eating. Go.
- Sour Kangaroo: Yes, I realize you're busy. But I need your help. It's Horton. He's become obsessed with a clover. And he actually thinks there are little people on it. I want that clover destroyed!
- Vlad Vladikoff: Sure, what a big deal this is… for you, bro.
- Sour Kangaroo: I'd do it myself, but being a lady, I prefer not getting my hands dirty. But I hear you have no problem with that.
- Vlad Vladikoff: No. No problem. Easy peasy. But... I will only do this for a price. In exchange for a brand new pair of- No... this. Little Kangaroo.
- Rudy Kangaroo: Mom?!
- Sour Kangaroo: Quiet, Rudy. Mommy's thinking it over. (to Vlad) Huh... well thaaanks, but on second thought, I think I'm going to have the Wickersham Brothers take care of this for me.
- Vlad Vladikoff: Yeah, of course, Wickersham. I mean they're-they're classy operation, y'know they did- WAIT, NO! YOU CAN'T GO WITH WICKERSHAM!
- Sour Kangaroo: No no, no no, the Wickershams would be perfect for this job.
- Vlad Vladikoff: But... they're monkeys! Is not scary!
- Sour Kangaroo: Uhh, thanks anyway. Maybe next time.
- Vlad Vladikoff: Wait! Here is what I will do to precious clover. I will take it, I will crush it… …And I will devour it. (He begins to choke on a bone he swallowed) Bigger than it look! One second! (retch) Holy moly! (He manages to cough it up and pull it out.) Then I will regurgitate it… …And then, I will devour it second time! So… two times devoured!
- Sour Kangaroo: Sounds nice... But I think I'll talk to the Wickershams.
- Vlad Vladikoff: Here is best part. I do all... (mispronounced) g-g-gratis. That's free, bro. What do you think? (He nods excitedly, knowing he wants the deal)
- Sour Kangaroo: Deal.
- Vlad Vladikoff: YES! SCORE! Thanking you! You won't regret! (He flies away laughing, forgetting to flap and falls for a moment, before getting back up with a cackle.)
- (Back to Horton as he is sleeping alone with the clover and he feels cold so he warm himself. Fade to black.)
- (At Whoville, with Mayor's bed)
- Dr. Mary Lou Larue: Mayor? Mayor? Open up, Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor! It's snowing in the summer!
- (We then see Whoville, now covered in snow)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Yes. Yes, it is.
- Dr. Mary Lou Larue: It's a dramatic change in the weather. As if we're on a speck floating to space. I don't know how you knew. But, somehow you did. And Whoville is headed for disaster.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Oh, Horton.
- Dr. Mary Lou Larue: What?
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Ah, nothing. I'm on it.
- Dr. Mary Lou Larue: It's up to us to save the people of Whoville.
- (Just then, a rustling is heard at the jungle)
- Horton the Elephant: Uh-oh. Hang on Mr. Mayor. I may have to put up a fight. A frightened elephant could be very dangerous. (to the rustling sound) Alright! You've called down the thunder, buddy. You hungry for trouble? I'M AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT SALAD BAR! TAKE A BITE!!!
- (The rustling noise stops to reveal it was Morton, who was tired of running)
- Morton Mouse: I hate running.
- Horton the Elephant: Morton! (gritting teeth goofily) Don't do that!
- Morton Mouse: Horton! Horton? (turns around to see Horton's eyes) D'oh! There you are. We got trouble! Wait. Stay. Wait. Did you hear that? No, I'm here. Okay. Listen. No, go. Kangaroo has gone nuts. Bananas. She's telling everyone that you should be kicked out of Nool.
- Horton the Elephant: She said that? I thought we were friends.
- Morton Mouse: Word is, she's gone to Vlad's.
- Horton the Elephant: Vlad. Vlad. I know two Vlads. Is it the bad Vlad or the bunny Vlad that makes the Cookies?
- Morton Mouse: Yeah, Horton. She's sending you a bunny with cookies. I think we can assume it's the bad Vlad.
- Horton the Elephant: Yeah, that's a good call.
- Morton Mouse: So, unless you're cool with giant razor sharp claws (pulls Horton's eyes) ripping the flesh off of your body, I get rid of the clover.
- Horton the Elephant: I can't. I promised the Mayor. I meant what I said and I said what what I meant. And an elephant's faithful 100%.
- Morton Mouse: Please, for me, just this once, be faithful 99% of the time. I've never gone 99% on anything. They think I'm awesome. So, come on.
- Horton the Elephant: I meant to what I said and I said what I meant.
- Morton Mouse: I'm not gonna say it. (Horton wants Morton to say it, but fails) You can do that all day it's not happening. (Still waiting to finish the sentence, Morton sighs) An elephant's faithful 100%.
- Horton the Elephant: That's right. That's my code. My motto. Thanks for the warning, Morton.
- Morton Mouse: Okay, but watch the skies. (pulls Horton's eyes again) Keep watching the skies.
- (Morton runs away before looking at Horton then runs away. In fear, Horton looks up at the sky, knowing something bad will happen)
- Horton the Elephant: Mayor, you need to get everyone underground, NOW!
- (Mayor is performing CPR to Finwick)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Two, Three, four...
- Horton the Elephant: I don't wanna sound the alarm. (Mayor starts doing mouth-to-mouth at the fish before the fish inflates, eyes open wider) There's a good possibility we maybe attacked by a giant, carnivorous bird.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: What?!
- Horton the Elephant: There's a small chance it could be a bunny with cookies, but, I wouldn't count on it.
- (Mayor looks at the the Chairman's portraits)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Oh, they are formidable.
- (He loses grip of Finwick and tries to grab it before the fish went back to his bowl, panting)
- Horton the Elephant: Mayor, are you there?
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Yeah, no. That's a great idea. It's just... in order to get everyone mobilized, I need the "Okay" of the city council. And they never listen to me. I've been called a boob. Several times. I can't do it.
- Horton the Elephant: You have to talk to them, Mayor. Okay, listen...
- (Just as he talks to the Mayor)
- (He saw Vlad who is attempting to get rid of the clover, thus led to a big chase)
- Horton the Elephant: Bad Vlad. Bad Vlad. BAD VLAADD!!!
- (Back at Who-ville, The Mayor's office starts sliding from left to right. Back at the Nool, Horton starts hiding behind a tree and starts to breathes)
- Horton the Elephant: That is definitely not a bunny. (He turns around to see any signs of Vlad, but to no appearance, then breathes as relief) Lost him. Meant to lose him, and I lost him.
- (It was fine until Vlad came back, and Horton screams as Vlad's about to kill the clover, with his razor sharp claws. Horton dodges and Vlad has his claws stuck to a tree, struggling to get off and saw Horton running away)
- Vlad Vladikoff: This tree for real, come on!
- Horton the Elephant: Hang on, Whoville! This is gonna get rough!
- (He falls down as we cut to Who-ville which the office then slides to the left, with the Mayor landed on the Chairman's portraits, then slides back as he grabs from the exit and dodges everything from his office, including his desk, and Finwick's bowl, which landed on his crotch, with another object on the fishbowl, which Finwick dodges. Back at Nool.)
- Vlad Vladikoff: Now you're going to get it. Get ready for the best.
- Horton the Elephant: Leave me alone!
- (He enters the Bamboo forest to avoid him and Vlad enters as well, with one of the bamboo being hit on him and trapped)
- Vlad Vladikoff: No! Horton!
- (As Horton exits the Bamboo forest, he looks to see any sightings of Vlad, but to no appearance again and Horton breathes as relieve again)
- Horton the Elephant: I just know he's gonna jump out somewhere.
- Vlad Vladikoff: Hello.
- (Horton screams as he saw Vlad, still here, and back up slowly till he reaches a branch and keeps backing up until he trip and grabs the branch with his nose. Back at Who-ville, the residents notice the weird shaking before it slides back to the left. We then see the Mayor rolling around through the podium and later got banged by a chair, a refrigerator, and a table, which causes him to scream in pain before he saw the same stapler and staples him again in the forehead, to which he screams in at the top of his lungs. Back at Who-ville...)
- Vlad Vladikoff: Chess mate. Now it's time for me to take clover and (baby-voice) crush all the little people on it...
- Horton the Elephant: Sorry. This is where we get off.
- (Horton let go of the branch and it launches at Vlad, who is landed on a big rock)
- Vlad Vladikoff: Ow, in the my beak!
- (He moves like a domino and falls to the trees)
- Horton the Elephant: Cool line. Usually I can't think of those things til later.
- Horton the Elephant: (Back at Who-ville, The Mayor pushes the desk back to his office) Mayor?
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Ah, Horton.
- Horton the Elephant: Are you okay?
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Ah. (He later looks outside to see the residents standing, then he saw an orange Who grabbing on a machine, with a green Who getting out) Well, more or less. What happened? The bird?
- Horton the Elephant: Yeah, it attacked me. (more serious) Mayor, your people are in danger.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: You know what, I'm gonna do it. I'm going to go out there. And tell them what is going on.
- Horton the Elephant: Perfect. Now quick, get going.
- (The Mayor goes outside, babbling, as he is about to make his announcement)
- Who 1: Hey, Mr. Mayor! Something's wrong!
- Who 2: My basement is in the attic.
- Who 3: The science museum is history.
- Who 4: The Lost and Found is missing.
- (We then saw Jojo who is on the car-like machine and exits to see his father)
- Who 5: What's going on Mr. Mayor?
- Mayor Ned McDodd: I'm declaring a state of emergency.
- (The chairmans arrive)
- Chairman: Don't worry. Don't worry. The Mayor is just being a moron. (All of the Who residents all leave as they're nothing happening)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: No, wait! Whoville is in terrible danger. Everyone needs to get down to the underground storage area immediately.
- Chairman: Fine, fine. Let's do this democratically. Who wants the joy and glory and festivity of the Who-centennial to proceed as planned? (They all cheer, except for Sally) And who, like the Mayor, (A beach ball is thrown to the Mayor) thinks it would be better to spend the Who-Centennial in an underground storage area?
- Obnoxious Who: YEAH!!! (Tries to high five somebody, much to no one's answer)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Wait! You got to listen to me. Our whole world could explode! (grabs a beach ball as example. The Whos gasp in shocked. The Mayor grabs a pen and stabs the beach ball, with a little air coming out of the ball) Much more quickly. (Squeezes the beach ball to understand his point more quickly) And our world wouldn't make that noise.
- Chairman: The people have spoken Mr. Mayor. You're finished. No one believes you. No one supports you.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Horton believes me.
- Chairman: Horton? Who's Horton?
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Horton is a giant elephant in the sky. (points up to the sky, much to the Who's confusion) Don't bother looking, he's invisible. And he is the one risking his life to get Whoville, which by the way is a speck on a clover, to safety.
- (Silence, Sally facepalms in shame. Then the Chairman laughs loudly as well as the Who-ville residents, except Sally and Jojo)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: I can prove it. Horton's voice comes out of this horn. (Who-ville residents uses their stuff to hear Horton's voice from the horn.) Horton! (At the jungle, Horton stops walking and hears Mayor's voice) I have all the Whos gathered in town square. Let them know you there.
- Horton the Elephant: Gee. It's a kind of high pressure situation then. Wow. I'm really running a blank here. (He has an idea) I know. (But the Vlad yanks the speck, much to Horton's horror)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Horton? Horton, We're waiting. Time to show everyone that you exist and... By extension what a non-boob I am. (chuckles awkwardly, and everyone laughs at him once again, until heavy wind swept around) Wait! Everyone, look at the wind. What do you think that means?
- Chairman: It means, Um, it means... obviously, uh... Let the Kite Flying Race begins! (They all cheer and began the kite race)
- (Back at Horton chases Vlad at a grey, cracked desert, until he got hit by a wall and looks up)
- Vlad Vladikoff: What a burn on you, Horton! Ha, Ha!
- (Horton climbs the wall and reaches the top. He grabs on a plant to pull his feet up. He falls forward, puts the plant down and runs through the dirt path in determination. While running, he noticed Vlad's black feather on the branch, grabbing it before glaring at it angrily. He charged through the snow, another feather falling, which he catches up, glancing at it before looking up. He saw the vulture before charging through the snow, he smokes snow air through his trunk like a train and jumps over a gap before landing in the snow, swimming through it and out)
- Horton the Elephant: Woo, brain freeze!
- (Horton reaches to the top of the mountain, without snow, and rushes to Vlad)
- Horton the Elephant: Give me back my speck. (Horton jumps and tries to grab it. But Vlad quickly dodges)
- Vlad Vladikoff: Not this time guy.
- (Horton falls and screams as he landed through snow, later runs through it and chases Vlad.)
- (Back at Who-ville)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: I'm so sorry that I let you down, but... this... this is bigger than me. Get the family together and get somewhere safe.
- Sally O'Malley-McDodd: I will! I believe you.
- (Horton starts running fast, more angrier as he yells at Vlad stares waiting for the moment)
- Vlad Vladikoff: I've got you now, Elephant.
- Horton the Elephant: No! No! NO! (Vlad he drops the speck, much to Horton's horror, as it shows that it will be dropped at a million specks) Oh, no. (Horton covers his eyes as the speck is about to be dropped, and cuts to Who-Ville being jumped harder)
- Vlad Vladikoff: YEAH!!!
- (Vlad laughs evilly as his mission completed. As the screen fades to black)
- (He see a pink-style field that's all nothing but clovers as Horton searches for the one with the speck)
- Horton the Elephant: Mayor? Anybody there? Hello? Anyone?
- Narrator: But clover by clover by clover he found,
- that the one that he sought for was just not around.
- Horton the Elephant: Mayor? Hello?
- Narrator: And by noon, poor Horton, more dead than alive,
- had picked, searched, and piled up 9,005.
- Horton the Elephant: (tired) Hello. Sorry to bother you, nobody. Knock knock. This is the way you say, "Who's there?" If there were any Whos there. Get it! "Who's there?!" (babbling)
- Narrator: All day he looked, looked on and on,
- till his hope was almost gone.
- (Just then, a wind blew a pile of pink clovers. Horton noticed this and begins to panic)
- Horton the Elephant: No. No. No. Please, No! This isn't fair!
- (As Horton looks at the wind-blowing clovers, he saw the actual clover, the one with the speck)
- Narrator: But wait! Could this one be the one?
- Was all his searching finally done?
- (an excited Horton runs through the clover and grabs it and later jumps through a pile of clovers)
- Ah, yes! For this was the hour,
- Horton have found them on the three-millionth flower!
- Horton the Elephant: Mayor? Mayor! I found you! (Silence; Horton's face goes nervous as the speck didn't answer) Mayor? Are you there? Mayor? (Horton lies down in defeat) Mayor! (Cuts to Who-Ville, being destroyed due to Vlad dropping the speck) Mayor, are you there? Mayor? Mayor? (Cuts back to the clover field) Mayor.... MAYYOOR!!!!!! (He falls down and begins to cry, covering his eyes with his ears, until he hears something)
- Mayor the Elephant: (nasally voice) Uh, no. This is Floyd. Can I take a message?
- (Horton's face goes excited as he hears the Mayor and starts to jump in ecstatic)
- Horton the Elephant: Mayor! You're Okay!!
- (At Who-Ville, the people and the buildings jumps and shakes due to Horton's ecstatic jump)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Horton! Horton! Stop! Stop it!
- (The jumping and shaking stops)
- Horton the Elephant: Sorry. (Back at Who-Ville) It must've been rough down there. I can't believe I found you. You really have me worried.
- Old Who: Say, the Mayor was right!
- (The sisters and baby arrived to hug his father)
- McDodd Sisters: Daddy, daddy, daddy.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Okay, I'm alright. And so are you. (Sally arrives and she and Ned both smile at each other before he talks to the Who's and clear his throat) Citizens of Whoville! I'd like you to meet our friend, Horton. (The Who's all cheer for Horton, with him being in touched, then back to Whoville) He's going to help us.
- Chairman: I've got this. This is the chairman-
- Horton the Elephant: IDIOT!!! You're finished in this town. Is that understood? Finished. You boob!! (The chairman was too appalled to speak, before Horton laughs) I'm just joking.
- Chariman: Good one.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Horton, this is my wife Sally.
- Sally O'Malley-McDodd: You exist! This means my husband isn't crazy. Hooray!
- Mayor Ned McDodd: And... off you my daughters. Haley, Holly, Hooly, Hedy Hilda and Hanna.
- McDodd Sisters: Hi!!
- Mayor Ned McDodd: And here is Miss. Yelp, my loyal assistant. And here's Dr. Larue...
- Dr. Mary Lou Larue: You saved us.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: And Bert from accounting. And Mrs. McGilicuddy. (a cat yowl can be heard from the speck) And Mr. Farfoogan from the Cloogan Farfoogans. And the Oldman in the bathtub.
- Sally O'Malley-McDodd: Let's not overwhelm the poor fella. He's never gonna remember all these names.
- Horton the Elephant: I'll try my best. Sally. Chairman. Haley, Holly, Hooly, Hilda, Hedy & Hanna. Miss Yelp, Dr. Larue, Bert from Accounting, Mrs. McGilicuddy, Mr. Farfoogan of the Clugan Farfoogans. And wasn't there an old guy in a shower?
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Mmm, Bathtub.
- Horton the Elephant: Oh, yeah.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: We're all here, Horton. And we all believe in you.
- Horton the Elephant: Wow! That's awesome. And it's a responsibility, I do not take lightly. I promise you a future that it's safe, sound, and stable. We will create a world where every Who is endowed with three inalienable rights to be determined that a later date.
- Horton the Elephant: (as John F. Kennedy's voice) And, uh, we will, uh, put us back on Mount Nool before the end of this, uh, decade.
- (Just as Horton arriving to Mount Nool, Mrs. Quilligan, who is lying on a tree, noticed Horton's speck is still alive. Shocked, she flies in panic, although her wings are disproportionately small for her body.)
- Mrs. Quilligan: (rapidly) Oh! This-this Elephant, he's crazy. Oh my goodness! I gotta tell everybody. I need to get to the Kangaroo. Whoo! Wait til they find out about...
- Vlad Vladikoff: Oh! You should've been seeing me. I really let Elephant have it. I chase him, i torment him. And then I break him into million little Elephant pieces. (Rudy gasps in shocked, hearing about it) It was thing of beauty, really. My best work. Classic Vlad.
- Sour Kangaroo: And the clover?
- Vlad Vladikoff: Clover is finished. No way in million years Horton find it. Read my beak: Clover is gone forever.
- (Mrs. Quilligan lands and fell off, Vlad laughs as he sees her)
- Mrs. Quilligan: I just saw Horton and he is still talking to that CLOVER!
- (Sour looks at Vlad, who chuckles nervously, in anger, thinking he was lying to her)
- Sour Kangaroo: Idiot! (storms off)
- Vlad Vladikoff: Whoa! Come on, I'm your bro! It's me you're talking to! We have history! Come on, let's not forget, I did this for free!
- Sour Kangaroo: (she wipes through large leaves) What is happening to the Jungle of Nool? (she jumps towards the animals in the clearing) There once was a time when people were people, (Tommy, his father Willie, and another cow-bear standing next to them look at Sour in surprise with other animals), and specks were specks. (three Zatz-Its look on her, and these on left slowly shakes his head yes) Well I say if you can't see it, hear it, or feel it (jumps onto the central rock), it doesn't exist. Our way of life is under attack. And who's leading that attack? (turns gently, then turns abruptly and raises her hands in a gesture of haunting) Horton!!
- (The animals gasp in shocked and horror, then Morton arrived, interrupting the speech)
- Morton Mouse: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a minute! This is Horton we're talking about, you know about him. He wouldn't hurt a fly. Except for that fly city he sat on. But he didn't do that on purpose.
- Sour Kangaroo: (coldly and angrily) SHUT UP, Mouse!
- Morton Mouse: Oh, yeah. That's weird. My brownies are burning. I got to go. (He runs off quickly)
- Sour Kangaroo: Are we going to let troublemakers like Horton (grabs Rudy as an example) poison the minds of our children?!
- Yummo Wickersham: Not the children!!
- (The Wickershams arrives to all the animals hear Sour's speech too)
- Sour Kangaroo: When Horton tells our children about worlds beyond the jungle, he makes them question the authority. Which leads to defiance, which leads to ANARCHY!!!
- Yummo Wickersham: Yeah!! Horton must pay!
- Mrs. Glummox: It's that speck!
- Willie Cow-Bear: Now, we have to do something!
- Mrs. Quilligan: For the children!
- Yummo Wickersham: For the children!
- Sour Kangaroo: ARE WE GOING TO LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THIS??!!
- Various Residents: NO!!!
- (They all start to run, attack, and charge at Horton as a mob)
- Yummo Wickersham: Let's get him!
- (As the animals start charging which making a stampede, cuts to Horton as he is heading to Mount Nool when he stops to hear something from the ground. He lifts up and he sees Morton running to him)
- Horton the Elephant: Morton. I told you, 100%!
- Morton Mouse: (Panting while running) Horton.
- Horton the Elephant: Morton, pick up your feet. Jeez!
- Morton Mouse: It’s not me!
- (The rumbling gets louder as the stampede of the various animals appears.)
- Horton the Elephant: Oh, ho, ho. I see, it’s an angry mob. Sorry, Morton. I thought it was you that was making all that… (he then realizes it) but it’s… (shocked) oh, darn.
- Animal: Everybody, come on!
- Morton Mouse: (jumps into the air.) 'RUN, HORTON!!! (gets stepped on by the giant animals)
- Yummo Wickersham: There he is!! (The large crowd of animal stampede runs as Sour gets up on a rock, watching, Yummo jumps through it.) Let's rope him!
- Wickersham: (on the running Yawning Yak) Let's cage him!
- (Horton tries to run away from enraged animals in, but is stopped by an angry mob of animals, blocking his path)
- Sour Kangaroo: STOP!!!! (the running animals stops)
- Horton the Elephant: Hey, fellas. Good to see ya, all at once. You look really great as a horde.
- Sour Kangaroo: Horton, Horton, Horton, look at the mess you created for yourself. All this hullabaloo over a silly little flower.
- Horton the Elephant: It's a speck.
- Sour Kangaroo: Right. I mean it's silly, really, all this talk of roping you and caging you and... well, we don't need to go into the details. The point is, this angry mob, of all the trouble you're in, it can all go away.
- (The Wickershams look at Horton and goes "Aw!")
- Horton the Elephant: Really?
- Sour Kangaroo: Of course. All you have to do is admit to everyone that there are no small people living on that speck, that you were wrong and I was right. You do that, and things can go right back to the way they were. But, if you don't, You're going to have to pay the price.
- (The Wickershams grabbed a big cage, much to Horton's fear, as an example)
- Horton the Elephant: So I just have to say it isn't true? (the residents were silent, hearing about what Horton will have to say) Go ahead! Rope me! Cage me! Do whatever you want! But there are people on this speck. And they have a Mayor, who has 96 daughters and one son name JoJo, who all share a bathroom, whatever that is. And even though you can't hear or see them at all, a person's a person, no matter how small.
- (Much of the Jungle's resident's, including the Wickershams, felt touched by Horton's speech. One of the Wickersham scratches another Wickersham's back and looks at a dandruff, before he realizes and looks up, puppy eyes)
- Sour Kangaroo: (touched) That was beautiful, Horton. (enraged) Rope him! Cage him! (All of the residents she grin) Burn that speck in a pot of boiling beezle-nut oil!
- (The same Wickersham eats the dandruff instead)
- (Back at Who-Ville, every Who, including the Mayor, heard what Sour said about through the horn, gasps of shocked)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: They don't believe we're here. (to the Who's) We got to make some noise! We are here! We are here! We are here!
- Men Whos: We are here! We are here! We are here!
- ladies Whos: We are here! We are here! We are here!
- Mayor Ned McDodd: (to the Charimans) Come on! (to the Whos) Everybody! (All of the Who's start saying "We are here!" repeatedly) We are here. We are here. We are here.
- (Back in Nool, the Wickershams brings in a cauldron of Beelzenut Oil through the angry mob. When dropped on the ground, Horton sees a splash of it killing a flower near it)
- Sour Kangaroo: (enraged) THIS WILL TEACH YOU NOT TO MAKE UP STORIES ABOUT PEOPLE ON SPECKS!!!!
- (as the mob comes closer to Horton.)
- Horton the Elephant: Listen. There they are!
- (He holds the clover to let them listen. Willie Cow-Bear, tilts his head and lifts his right ear in confusion, while Mrs. Glummox, Mrs. Quilligan, and one of the Wickershams also look at him in confusion. However, he hears nothing because, looking at Quilligan, he shakes his head no. They become furious again)
- Wickersham: Rope him!
- Willie Cow-Bear: Cage him!
- (The animals in Jungle of Nool start to surround Horton)
- Horton the Elephant: (to the speck) It's not working. I can hear you. But, their ears aren't strong enough.
- (Back in Whoville)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: We need to be louder. Get every Who to make noise! Everyone!
- (All Whos start getting louder while shouting "We are here!" with horns and anything to make noise. Jojo, taking noticed, starts running off before the Mayor takes noticed.)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: JoJo, where're you going? We need every voice, JoJo!
- (The Wickershams start roping Horton up to be pulled to the cage)
- Horton the Elephant: You need to make some noise down there. Or we all be destroyed.
- (The Mayor starts playing the tom-toms, with the Chairman's confusion)
- Narrator: The Mayor grabbed the tom-toms and starting to smack it.
- (A female Who says "Here!" in an high opera voice with the horns playing)
- Narrator: And all over Whoville, They whooped up a racket!
- (Dr. Larue was about to knock the door, until it opens itself to let a really long horn playing, with much of the Who's playing it. Cut to a montage of Whos making noises)
- They rattle tin kettles, they beat on brass pans!
- On garbage pail tops and old cranberry cans!
- They blew on bazookas and blasted great toots!
- On clarinets, oom-pahs, boom-pahs and flutes!
- (A green, overweight Who plays a really small flute before a symphony of horns plays. Cuts to the Who's still being louder and saying "We are here!" repeatedly)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: There! (to Horton) Can they hear us now?
- Horton the Elephant: Listen! Please! It's the most beautiful thing ever.
- Yummo Wickersham: I don't hear nothing!
- Horton the Elephant: I don't think so. But, keep trying. (The Wickershams starts pulling Horton to get on the cage) Never give in! (tries to struggle, but the Wickershams pulls him harder) Are you sure that every Who down in Whoville is trying?
- (The Mayor looks at every Who still saying "We are here!" and making noise, then he sees Sally with a megaphone)
- Sally O'Malley-McDodd: We are here! We are here!
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Where's JoJo?
- Sally O'Malley-McDodd: Probably up the old observatory.
- (As the Mayor runs to the observatory, we then cut back to Horton, who is still struggling to get in the cage. The Wickersham inside the cage looks horrors as he is crushed by Horton's butt. The Wickershams then pokes Horton through the closing gate)
- Horton the Elephant: Hey, there's a limit.
- (We then cut to the Mayor, blessing for his godspeed, as he is catapult through the observatory)
- (Back at the Jungle, the Wickershams keep poking Horton's butt, and pulls his nose longer)
- Horton the Elephant: That's not supposed to STRETCH THAT FAR!!! (His tail is also being stretched as well)
- (Back at Who-ville, The Mayor struggles to open the door with wood planks until he noticed a tiny door and opens it to see a bunch of instruments playing inside, with him being amazed and saw Jojo, who is adjusting an instrument)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: JoJo! You built this?
- (Horns kites violins bells drums cymbals)
- (Back at Nool, Horton is still struggling. But Sour walks to Horton and yanks the clover. She angry on her face.)
- Horton the Elephant: (sadden) You're making a mistake.
- (As Sour walks to the pot, she shows the residents of the Jungle of Nool the speck, with the residents all cheer as they're preparing for this moment.)
- Rudy Kangaroo: But Mom!
- Sour Kangaroo: This doesn't concern you, sweety. BACK IN THE POUCH!
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Everybody, don't stop! Keep going! This is gonna do it! (to Horton) Can they hear?
- Horton the Elephant: No
- (Most of the Whos stop after realizing it's not louder enough)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: (to JoJo) No matter what happens, I couldn't ask for better, son. (Because of his father's advice, he takes the horn and runs through the stairs) Hey, JoJo? (To the Whos) Come on! Keep going!
- Horton the Elephant: NOOOO!
- Horton the Elephant: (Crying) Nooo.
- (As they reach the top of the stairs, JoJo lets out a really big noise through the horn)
- JoJo McDodd: Y-Y-Y-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-P-P-P!!!!
- (She drops it. But the Rudy he grabbed and i caught it)
- Rudy Kangaroo: I hear it! I hear it! They are there!
- (The crowd looks at Rudy as roping and caging stops)
- Narrator: And that "Yopp!", that one small extra "Yopp!" put it over.
- (as the Wickershams let Horton out of the cage) And all the Who noises burst out of the clover.
- Wickersham 1: I hear it.
- Wickersham 2: Me too.
- Wickersham 3: So do I.
- (Sour looks at son)
- Sour Kangaroo: Rudy. (She tries to give Rudy the clover) Give me that! Come, Ru...
- (Rudy jumps out of mother's pouch, away from his mother.)
- Sour Kangaroo: (smiling nervously) Rudy, get back in the pouch, now.
- Rudy Kangaroo: (he turns his head to his mother) No, Mom. (Horton is suprised)
- Sour Kangaroo: Uh, Wickershams! Get that clover!
- (Rudy stops in front of the Wickersham Brothers. They let him pass while glancing at the Rudy's mother)
- Sour Kangaroo: (shocked) Well...A..Anybody take it from him.
- (The crowd all glances and growls of the Sour. Yawling Yak, Deer-whose-horns-are-connected-from-one-to-the-other and Cow-Bear looking at her with angry. Sour sighs in humiliation. Her son approaches Horton and gives him his clover)
- Horton the Elephant: (to the speck) You did it, Mayor. You did it.
- (Back in Whoville.)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: We did it!
- Obnoxious Who: YEAH!!! (Tries to high five somebody, but one Who high fives him)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Well done, son.
- Who: Alright, Mayor!
- JoJo McDodd: Dad, you're one of the Greats!
- (Back at the Jungle of Nool)
- Horton the Elephant: Wow! Easy, everyone. Easy! (looks down) Oh hi, Vlad. (The animals gasp in shock, knowing. But, out of nowhere, it's actually a bunny named Vlad. He holding the cookies, the one Horton was confused about earlier, and wants him to have one) Well, I shouldn't. But...
- (He takes a cookie, but when he starts to eat it. But Sour, she defeated. He later shows up to her and wants her to have a cookie. Sour then smiles and uses his umbrella at the speck, knowing to let go of her past)
- Vlad Vladikoff: Oh man, that is nice touch. I'm a mess of this, right? Emotional! Here come the water slide. (starts to cry)
- Horton the Elephant: Wow. (chuckles) There are so many people to thank. The good people of Nool who put me on a cage and poke me with sticks...
- Yummo Wickersham: That was me!
- Horton the Elephant: My buddy, Morton, for being the only who stood by me. Well, not right by me. He's hidden in the bushes sending me good thoughts. He's small.
- Morton Mouse: Dude, you are a warrior poet.
- Horton the Elephant: And most of all, I'd like to thank to the Mayor of Whoville. Who believed me from the beginning.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Oh, Horton, we're going to miss you.
- JoJo McDodd: What are we gonna do without you, Horton?
- Horton the Elephant: Ah, don't worry. I'll always be around. (sings to the lyrics of "I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore" by REO Speedwagon) (He holds Willie Cow-Bear in a dancing gesture, stroking his head) And even as I wander, (he puts her arms around him and Mrs. Quilligan) I'll keep you in sight.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: (sings) You're a candle in the window.
- Sally O'Malley-McDodd: (sings) On a cool dark winter's night.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Beautiful metaphor.
- Horton and Mayor: (singing) And I'm getting closer than I ever thought I might.
- Horton the Elephant: Whoo, little too high for me.
- (sings) Baby, (He, Sour Kangaroo and Mrs. Quilligan go in the direction of snapping their fingers)
- I can't fight this feeling any more.
- Yummo Wickersham: (sings) I've forgotten what I started fighting for.
- (Katie then starts flying out of existence)
- Morton Mouse: (sings) And if I have to crawl upon the floor.
- Sally O'Malley-McDodd: (sings) Crawl upon the floor.
- Vlad Vladikoff: (sings) Come crashing through your door.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: (sings) Crashing through your door.
- Whos: (sings) Baby, I can't fight this feeling anymore.
- JoJo McDodd: (sings) I can't fight this feeling anymore (Cut back to the Jungle of Nool, where Horton, along with Rudy's mother, who is holding an umbrella over the clover, are walking towards Mount Nool to set up Who-ville, with the other animals following them. The camera zooms out)
- Narrator: And so, all ended well for those, Horton and Whos.
- And for all in the jungle, even Kangaroos.
- So let that be a lesson to one and to all.
- A person's a person...
- (As it zooms out, turns out that the Jungle of Nool, like Who-ville, is a tiny speck (and only one of many) in spacewith)... no matter how small.
- (Katie still flying out of existence, ending the film)
International credits scene
[edit]- (In the international credits, the song still plays, but in a different version)
- Vlad Vladikoff: (sings) And I can't fight this feeling anymore. Yeah, I like-like this, faster, more up-tempo.
- Sally O'Malley-McDodd: (sings) I've forgotten what I started fighting for.
- Yummo Wickersham: (sings) I can't fight this feeling.
- Morton Mouse: (sings) It's time to bring my ship into your shore.
- Mayor the Mouse: That's a metaphor!
- Vlad Vladikoff: (sings) And throw away the oars.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Another metaphor!
- Vlad Vladikoff: (sings) By engine.
- Horton the Elephant: (makes scatting noises)
- Katie: Ha-aa-ah!
- Sally O'Malley-McDodd: (sings) I've forgotten what I started fighting for.
- Horton the Elephant: (sings) And I can't fight this feeling anymore.
- Mayor Ned McDodd: (sings) I've forgotten what I started fighting for.
- Sally O'Malley-McDodd: Well, you shouldn't be fighting anything, enjoy yourself.
- Horton the Elephant: (sings, crying) And if I have to crawl upon the floor.
- Vlad Vladikoff: (sings) And break down your stupid door.
- Yummo Wickersham: Crashing through your door.
- Vlad Vladikoff: (sings) Baby, I can't fight this feeling anymore on an empty stomach.
- Sally O'Malley-McDodd: (sings) I can't fight this feeling...
- (Yummo makes monkey noises)
- Sally and Sour Kangaroo: (sings) I can't fight this feeling anymore.
- (As the song ends, Mayor holds down the final note and Horton makes more noises, then laughs)
- Horton the Elephant: Sorry, just faking words.
- (Mayor still holds down, then breathes)
- Mayor Ned McDodd: Oh, that felt good. Cathartic! What?
About Horton Hears a Who! (film)
[edit]- On the design of the movie, I really felt that Dr. Seuss was our production designer. I got to travel to Audrey Geisel’s (Dr. Seuss’ wife) home where Dr. Seuss penned many of his later works. She gave us a wonderful tour and I saw a lot of his artwork on the walls. I saw a couple of sculptures he had done from characters he had drawn. They almost looked like mounted trophies on the wall.
- Steve Martino, "Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who": Steve Martino", Christian Cinema, December 1, 2008.
Cast
[edit]- Jim Carrey — Horton the Elephant
- Steve Carell — Mayor Ned McDodd
- Carol Burnett — Sour Kangaroo
- Will Arnett — Vlad Vladikoff and Bunny
- Seth Rogen — Morton the Mouse
- Dan Fogler — Chairman, Yummo Wickersham
- Isla Fisher — Dr. Mary Lou LaRue
- Jonah Hill — Tommy Cow-Bear
- Jaime Pressly — Mrs. Quilligan
- Amy Poehler — Sally O'Malley-McDodd
- Charles Osgood — The Narrator
- Jesse McCartney — JoJo McDodd
- Joshua Alexander Flitter — Rudy Kangaroo
- Niecy Nash — Miss Yelp
- Laura Ortiz — Jessica Quilligan
- Colleen O'Shaughnessey — Angela Glummox
- Joey Lynn King — Katie
- Selena Gomez — Helga McDodd
External links
[edit]- Horton Hears a Who! quotes at the Internet Movie Database
- Horton Hears a Who! at Rotten Tomatoes
- Horton Hears a Who! at Metacritic
| Dr. Seuss | ||||||||||
| Feature films | Animated | Horton Hears a Who! (2008) · The Lorax (2012) · The Grinch (2018) | ||||||||
| Live-action | How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) · The Cat in the Hat (2003) | |||||||||
| Short films | Horton Hatches the Egg (1942) · Gerald McBoing-Boing (1950) | |||||||||
| Television specials | How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966) · Horton Hears a Who! (1970) · The Cat in the Hat (1971) · The Lorax (1972) · Dr. Seuss on the Loose (1973) · The Hoober-Bloob Highway (1975) · Halloween Is Grinch Night (1977) · Pontoffel Pock, Where Are You? (1980) · The Grinch Grinches the Cat in the Hat (1982) · The Butter Battle Book (1989) · In Search of Dr. Seuss (1994) · Daisy-Head Mayzie (1995) | |||||||||
| Television series | The Gerald McBoing-Boing Show (1956-1957) · The Wubbulous World of Dr. Suess (1996-1998) · Gerald McBoing-Boing (2005-2007) · The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That! (2010-2018) · Green Eggs and Ham (2019-2022) · Red Fish, Blue Fish (2025-present) · Horton! (2025-present) | |||||||||
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