ICarly (season 7)

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The following is a list of quotes from the seventh season of iCarly.

iShock America[edit]

Jimmy Fallon: Thank you, Internet for giving us iCarly.
Gibby: How many times do you want me to say I'm sorry?
Carly: 500,000!
Gibby: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
Freddie: Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, STOP IT!!

iGet Banned[edit]

Sam(to Carly): Freddie and Gibby are in a band.
Carly: Oh my God.

Carly (to T-Bo): You're T-banned!

iFind Spencer Friends[edit]

Gibby: I used to know a guy named Darnell.
Freddie: And?
Gibby: You know, not every story has to be interesting.

iRescue Carly[edit]

Gibby: You throw like a girl!
Stranger: I am a girl!
Gibby: Oh... and a very pretty one too.

Sam: Mama don't like saying chiz twice.

iLost My Head in Vegas[edit]

Carly: Sam's mom's in jail in Vegas and we gotta get her out.
Freddie: [as he helps Gibby walk over to the Shays' couch] How much is gonna cost to bail her out?
Sam: 2500.
Freddie: Dollars?
Sam: Uh huh.
Freddie: Ooh, girl.

Chumlee (to Gibby): Dude, is there something wrong with your brain?
Gibby: Yeah. Yours?
Chumlee: Yeah.

iBust a Thief[edit]

Sam (about her missing laptop): It was a Bat Mitzvah gift from my grandmother.
Freddie: You're not even Jewish.
Sam: [grabs Freddie by the collar & pulls his face up to hers]: You tell my grandma that and I'll break you.
Freddie: [nervously] Shalom!

Carly (to Sam as she destroys Carly's apartment looking for her laptop): I know you wanna find your laptop, but you're kinda destroying my house.


Note:This episode was an hour long.

[the gang are about to start the last iCarly show]
Freddie: In five, four, three, two...
Carly: I'm Carly!
Sam: I'm Sam! And this is a very special...
Freddie: And I'm Freddie. Yeah, that's right. I interrupted and introduced myself. What are they gonna do, fire me?

Carly: I'm leaving in a few minutes.
Freddie: Yeah, I know. Better not be late, or your dad's gonna be wazzed off.
Carly: You know, you don't have to take all your tech stuff home tonight.
Freddie: Yeah, but I figured I might as well get a head start. Tomorrow, I promised Gibby I'd help him do some research on the proper care and feeding of weasels, so... I figured the sooner I get this equipment out of here, the sooner I can take it down to...
[Carly takes his hand and he stops talking. Then she leans in and kisses him. They have an awkward moment afterwards]
Carly: So, I'll get my bags and take them downstairs.
Freddie: Why don't I help you with those bags?
Carly: Yeah, that'd be nice.
[when Carly turns around, Freddie throws his hands victoriously up in the air, knowing he finally succeeded in getting Carly to kiss him]

Carly: I'm Carly.
Sam: I'm Sam.
Carly: And this has been...
Carly and Sam: iCarly.

[Last lines of the series]
Freddie: [voiceover] And... we're clear.

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