Jackass Number Two

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Jackass Number Two is a 2006 comedy film. It is the sequel to Jackass: The Movie (2002), both based upon the MTV series Jackass. Like its predecessor and the original TV show, the film is a compilation of stunts, pranks and skits with essentially no plot. The film stars the regular Jackass cast of Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Chris Pontius, Steve-O, Ryan Dunn, Dave England, Jason "Wee Man" Acuña, Preston Lacy and Ehren McGhehey.

WARNING: The stunts in this movie were performed by professionals. So neither you nor your dumb buddies should attempt anything from this movie.


Johnny Knoxville: Rectal bleeding... another first for Jackass.

Chris Pontius: I can't believe I'm fishing for sharks with Steve-O as my bait! It's like a dream come true!

Bam Margera: I'd rather rip my dick off and throw it in the river than do that again.

Johnny Knoxville: It's going to hurt a lot, but it's just loud.
Ryan Dunn: You're nuts!

April Margera: Why would you burn him in the first place, Dunn?
Ryan Dunn: Because it was funny...

Steve-O: This is one of those moments when you know Johnny Knoxville is one gnarly dude.

Chris Pontius: I'm so glad I'm not the star of this movie.

Johnny Knoxville: If your asshole can't see the camera, the camera can't see you asshole.

[first lines]

Johnny Knoxville: Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!

Bam Margera: Please God, don't let there be a "Jackass 3". I don't even like 2!

Chris Pontius: [after drinking the horse semen] I'm ashamed of myself. I really am. I'm completely ashamed of myself.

Ryan Dunn: Ow, my hip! I think I just gave birth!

Bam Margera: I'm a fucking skateboarder, I don't get shot!

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