Jackass Number Two

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Jackass Number Two is a 2006 comedy film. It is the sequel to Jackass: The Movie (2002), both based upon the MTV series Jackass. Like its predecessor and the original TV show, the film is a compilation of stunts, pranks and skits with essentially no plot.

Directed by Jeff Tremaine.

WARNING: The stunts in this movie were performed by professionals. So neither you nor your dumb buddies should attempt anything from this movie.

Johnny Knoxville[edit]

  • Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!
  • Rectal bleeding... another first for Jackass.
  • If your asshole can't see the camera, the camera can't see you asshole.

Bam Margera[edit]

  • Please God, don't let there be a "Jackass 3". I don't even like 2!
  • [Regarding the Riot Control Test] If Knoxville goes in there...I'll French-Kiss him.
  • I'm a fucking skateboarder, I don't get shot!

Chris Pontius[edit]

  • [after completing Medicine Ball Dodgeball] That was fun. Let's never do that again.
  • I can't believe I'm fishing for sharks with Steve-O as my bait! It's like a dream come true!
  • I'm so glad I'm not the star of this movie.
  • [after drinking the horse semen] I'm ashamed of myself. I really am. I'm completely ashamed of myself.


  • It's times like these when you know - Johnny Knoxville is one gnarly dude.
  • [chuckling] You just pleasured a horse.

Ryan Dunn[edit]

  • Ow, my hip! I think I just gave birth!
  • Son of a–fuck you!


Johnny Knoxville: It's going to hurt a lot, but it's just loud.
Ryan Dunn: You're nuts!

[Bam has just been branded with a penis-shaped branding iron]
Bam Margera: You gave me a hologram dick! There's three solid dicks, there's one half-assed one right here, and then you gave me a set of balls.
Johnny Knoxville: But a sweet set of balls!
Bam Margera: Rad... I'd rather rip my dick off and throw it in the river than to do that again. Goddamn!

April Margera: [after seeing the brand on Bam's ass] You're going to have that for life!
Bam Margera: No shit!

Bam Margera: Ape, I got a muffed-up ass butt!
April Margera: I know, and you had the cutest butt ever and now you ruined it!
Bam Margera: No, Dick Farm Dunn ruined it.

April Margera: Why would you burn him in the first place, Dunn?
Ryan Dunn: Because it was funny...

Bam Margera: So the guys think they're coming here for a photo shoot, but little do they know we've got a shitload of bees we're gonna put through the sunroof and we've rigged the locks so they can't get out.
Johnny Knoxville: And when they do get out, we got some marbles waiting for them.
Bam Margera: This is the Beehive Limo.

Manny Puig: The anaconda is the largest snake in the world. It feeds on large animals and can kill grown men within minutes. Wee-Man, probably in seconds.
Johnny Knoxville: Why would you say that right before we film?

Ryan Dunn: This isn't the best idea ever.
Bam Margera: Yes, it is.

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