Jackass Number Two
Jackass Number Two is a 2006 comedy film. It is the sequel to Jackass: The Movie (2002), both based upon the MTV series Jackass. Like its predecessor and the original TV show, the film is a compilation of stunts, pranks and skits with essentially no plot.
- Directed by Jeff Tremaine.
WARNING: The stunts in this movie were performed by professionals. So neither you nor your dumb buddies should attempt anything from this movie.
- Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!
- Rectal bleeding... another first for Jackass.
- If your asshole can't see the camera, the camera can't see you asshole.
- Please God, don't let there be a "Jackass 3". I don't even like 2!
- [Regarding the Riot Control Test] If Knoxville goes in there...I'll French-Kiss him.
- I'm a fucking skateboarder, I don't get shot!
- [after completing Medicine Ball Dodgeball] That was fun. Let's never do that again.
- I can't believe I'm fishing for sharks with Steve-O as my bait! It's like a dream come true!
- I'm so glad I'm not the star of this movie.
- [after drinking the horse semen] I'm ashamed of myself. I really am. I'm completely ashamed of myself.
- It's times like these when you know - Johnny Knoxville is one gnarly dude.
- [chuckling] You just pleasured a horse.
- Ow, my hip! I think I just gave birth!
- Son of a–fuck you!
- Johnny Knoxville: It's going to hurt a lot, but it's just loud.
- Ryan Dunn: You're nuts!
- [Bam has just been branded with a penis-shaped branding iron]
- Bam Margera: You gave me a hologram dick! There's three solid dicks, there's one half-assed one right here, and then you gave me a set of balls.
- Johnny Knoxville: But a sweet set of balls!
- Bam Margera: Rad... I'd rather rip my dick off and throw it in the river than to do that again. Goddamn!
- April Margera: [after seeing the brand on Bam's ass] You're going to have that for life!
- Bam Margera: No shit!
- Bam Margera: Ape, I got a muffed-up ass butt!
- April Margera: I know, and you had the cutest butt ever and now you ruined it!
- Bam Margera: No, Dick Farm Dunn ruined it.
- April Margera: Why would you burn him in the first place, Dunn?
- Ryan Dunn: Because it was funny...
- Bam Margera: So the guys think they're coming here for a photo shoot, but little do they know we've got a shitload of bees we're gonna put through the sunroof and we've rigged the locks so they can't get out.
- Johnny Knoxville: And when they do get out, we got some marbles waiting for them.
- Bam Margera: This is the Beehive Limo.
- Manny Puig: The anaconda is the largest snake in the world. It feeds on large animals and can kill grown men within minutes. Wee-Man, probably in seconds.
- Johnny Knoxville: Why would you say that right before we film?
- Ryan Dunn: This isn't the best idea ever.
- Bam Margera: Yes, it is.