KaBlam!

KaBlam! (stylized as KaBLaM!) is an American animated sketch comedy that ran on Nickelodeon from 1996 to 2000.

Season 2

Won't Stick To Most Dental Work

June: (referring to Henry) Fine, who needs him, I hope he chokes on his action fries!

Season 3

More Happiness Than Allowed By Law

Henry: June, look, see? I told you it’s a birthday cake.

June: Get a grip, Henry, you forgot my birthday, let’s just move on with our lives, as I was saying, choking is a very serious problem, that’s why we are proud to be part of a nationwide anti-choking campaign.

Helen: There he is! (Weeping Uncontrollably)

Jack: So you like wedding cake, huh, punk?

(Splat!)

Henry: (Choking Sounds)

June: Ah, very good, Henry is exhibiting some of the classic signs of choking!

Henry: (Chokes And Gags)

June: Turning blue, (Henry Gasping For Breath) gasping for air [Gurgling Sounds] and clutching his throat.

(Henry Choking And Groaning)

June: If you ever see someone choking, help them by using the Heimlich Maneuver, which I will now demonstrate with the aid of my assistant, Mr. Foot.

(Splat!)

June: Remember, guys, only nimrods choke, now, here’s two guys who never forget each others' birthdays, ‘Prometheus and Bob’. (To Henry) You should really eat that before it gets soggy.

See also

• Action League Now!
• Weinerville
• All That