Kablam!

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KaBlam! (stylized as KaBLaM!) is an American animated sketch comedy that ran on Nickelodeon from 1996 to 2000.

Season 2[edit]

Won't Stick To Most Dental Work[edit]

June: (referring to Henry) Fine, who needs him, I hope he chokes on his action fries!

Season 3[edit]

More Happiness Than Allowed By Law[edit]

Henry: June, look, see? I told you it’s a birthday cake.
June: Get a grip, Henry, you forgot my birthday, let’s just move on with our lives, as I was saying, choking is a very serious problem, that’s why we are proud to be part of a nationwide anti-choking campaign.
Bride: There he is! (Weeping Uncontrollably)
Groom: So you like wedding cake, huh, punk?
(Splat!)
Henry: (Choking Sounds)
June: Ah, very good, Henry is exhibiting some of the classic signs of choking!
Henry: (Chokes And Gags)
June: Turning blue, (Henry Gasping For Breath) gasping for air [Gurgling Sounds] and clutching his throat.
(Henry Choking And Groaning)
June: If you ever see someone choking, help them by using the Heimlich Maneuver, which I will now demonstrate with the aid of my assistant, Mr. Foot.
(Splat!)
June: Remember, guys, only nimrods choke, now, here’s two guys who never forget each others' birthdays, ‘Prometheus and Bob’.
Henry: You should really eat that before it gets soggy.

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