Kerry Jackson

Kerry Jackson is one of the three hosts on Salt Lake City's Radio From Hell show.

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• Goodnight everybody!
  • Daily Sign-off

• Goodnight mom.
  • Past Sign-off

• If Harry's wearing his cloak of invisibility, I guarantee he's not planting his wand.
  • Radio From Hell (June 8, 2005)

• I'm getting screwed today. Right in the mouth.
  • Radio From Hell (July 8, 2005)

• If you want to happy for the rest of your life, make a crack-whore your wife.
  • Radio From Hell (July 27 2005)

• 'Fetus in Uterus' I get.
  • Radio From Hell (August 24, 2005)

• We’ll eat your gum.
  • Radio From Hell (September 6, 2005)

• Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
  • Radio From Hell (September 6, 2005)

• Why do you think I always have a rubber glove?
  • Radio From Hell (September 8, 2005)

• At what point do you shake it all about?
  • Radio From Hell (September 20, 2005)

• Famous people are delicious.
  • Radio From Hell (October 7, 2005)

• Who is this man taking a crap in my bathroom!?
  • Radio From Hell (October 11, 2005)

• You love the bidet more than me.
  • Radio From Hell (October 11, 2005)

• Where I come from they're just 'fun bags.'
  • Radio From Hell (November 14, 2005)

• It's revved for her pleasure.
  • Radio From Hell (January 25, 2006)

• The baby is leaking!
  • Radio From Hell (January 30, 2006)

• Oh no! He's got him in the deadly Egyptian burger!
  • Radio From Hell (January 30, 2006)

• Even Beyonce's booty can't save that.
  • Radio From Hell (January 30, 2006)

• Food should not be origami.
  • Radio From Hell (March 10, 2006)

• I don't need to see Paxton's sack.
  • Radio From Hell (March 20, 2006)

• Clam jacket.
  • Radio From Hell (March 21, 2006)

• I'm a second-tier troll with powers to bewilder!
  • Radio From Hell (April 12, 2006)

• It smells funny, but it works.
  • Radio From Hell (April 20, 2006)

• Don't spend another evening with the sex cantaloupe.
  • Radio From Hell (April 25, 2006)

• This is discrimination against gay, nautically-themed cupcake mascots.
  • Radio From Hell (April 28, 2006)

• I'm not mad at you I'm mad a the cheese-steak.
  • Radio From Hell (June 9, 2006)

• You knew I was a pornographer when I climbed on your back. - as Larry Flynt
  • Radio From Hell (June 9, 2006)

• He's prejudiced against the toothless.
  • Radio From Hell (June 12, 2006)

• When it came right down to it, the reindeer would eat you.
  • Radio From Hell (September 20, 2006)

• The power of Christ compels you to parry.
  • Radio From Hell (October 3, 2006)

• Oh! My proscenium is killing me!
  • Radio From Hell (October 21, 2006)

• I'm so goth I crap bats.
  • Radio From Hell (November 1, 2006)

• Oh! I need Syphilis!
  • Radio From Hell (November 15, 2006)

• My proctologist has The Thumb of Doom too.
  • Radio From Hell (January 4, 2007)

• You get first crack at the chicken balls if you get there early.
  • Radio From Hell (January 10, 2007)

• The fate of the nation is in my hands and I've got a booger. - as George W. Bush
  • Radio From Hell (January 11, 2007)

• Never stick your hand out and let someone squirt something into it unless you know what it is.
  • Radio From Hell (January 18, 2007)

• I have a fresh muff.
  • Radio From Hell (January 23, 2007)

• Then your muff would be all wet.
  • Radio From Hell (January 23, 2007)

• I gotta go make norbit.
  • Radio From Hell (February 8, 2007)

• It's like you put a turd in her mouth.
  • Radio From Hell (February 9, 2007)

• My 'down-there' is angry!
  • Radio From Hell (February 12, 2007)

• Sometimes the future isn't funny.
  • Radio From Hell (March 8, 2007)

• I can see it, but I can't make it move.
  • Radio From Hell (April 5, 2007)

• And now, the ABC After School Special, Raisins For Festus.
  • Radio From Hell (May 15, 2007)

• Sergeant Scruffy is very upset!
  • Radio From Hell (June 8, 2007)

• I'm on the 'Don't Spill The Margarita' ride."
  • Radio From Hell (June 26, 2007)

• You put this finger in the middle and wiggle it.
  • Radio From Hell (July 9, 2007)

• Is that an ear trumpet in your lava-lava?
  • Radio From Hell (July 12, 2007)

• If it's a pain in the ass, you're shaving the wrong place.
  • Radio From Hell (July 23, 2007)

• I've got no hair on my danglies.
  • Radio From Hell (August 14, 2007)

• I hope he slams into the side of the mountain and cougars eat his face.
  • Radio From Hell (September 11, 2007)