Kerry Jackson

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Kerry Jackson is one of the three hosts on Salt Lake City's Radio From Hell show.

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  • Goodnight everybody!
    • Daily Sign-off
  • Goodnight mom.
    • Past Sign-off
  • If Harry's wearing his cloak of invisibility, I guarantee he's not planting his wand.
  • I'm getting screwed today. Right in the mouth.
  • If you want to happy for the rest of your life, make a crack-whore your wife.
  • Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
  • Why do you think I always have a rubber glove?
  • At what point do you shake it all about?
  • Who is this man taking a crap in my bathroom!?
  • Where I come from they're just 'fun bags.'
  • Oh no! He's got him in the deadly Egyptian burger!
  • I'm a second-tier troll with powers to bewilder!
  • Don't spend another evening with the sex cantaloupe.
  • This is discrimination against gay, nautically-themed cupcake mascots.
  • I'm not mad at you I'm mad a the cheese-steak.
  • When it came right down to it, the reindeer would eat you.
  • The power of Christ compels you to parry.
  • My proctologist has The Thumb of Doom too.
  • You get first crack at the chicken balls if you get there early.
  • Never stick your hand out and let someone squirt something into it unless you know what it is.
  • It's like you put a turd in her mouth.
  • And now, the ABC After School Special, Raisins For Festus.
  • I'm on the 'Don't Spill The Margarita' ride."
  • You put this finger in the middle and wiggle it.
  • Is that an ear trumpet in your lava-lava?
  • If it's a pain in the ass, you're shaving the wrong place.
  • I hope he slams into the side of the mountain and cougars eat his face.

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