Lethal Weapon 3

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Lethal Weapon 3 is a 1992 action film starring Mel Gibson, Danny Glover and Joe Pesci. It is the third film in the Lethal Weapon series.

Roger Murtagh[edit]

  • I'm getting too old for this shit

Martin Riggs[edit]

  • We can't shoot a dog. People? Okay, but not dogs.
  • You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say ain't gonna be much.

Lorna Cole[edit]

  • Close is a lingerie shop without a front window.

Jack Travis[edit]

  • You know what a future a cop has, Murph? None. You punch a clock for 30 years, retirement, pension... nothin' to do. Drunk at noon, bullet in the brain by evening. Well, not for this kid! The police department's got it all: guns, ammo, drugs, cash... it's a one-stop shopping center. If you've got the balls and the brains, there's not a fucking thing anyone can do about it!
  • (Buries a henchman in cement) Now we've got a relationship we can build on.


Murtaugh: Riggs, everyone else is outside. Only me, you and this cat are dumb enough to be in here.
Riggs: Nearly a CAT-astrophe, huh?

Travis: Go to hell, Riggs.
Riggs: You first.

Riggs: Rog?
Murtaugh: Yeah?
Riggs: Grab the cat!
Murtaugh: Grab the cat!?

Riggs: Hiya, Hubie! We're lookin' for a friend of yours named Travis.
Hubie: I never heard of him.
Riggs: Never? (jabbing Hubie in the eyes)Errr! Errr! Errr! Wrong answer? Wrong answer? Errr! Errr! Errr!

Tyrone: What the hell! It's Jack Travis!
Murtaugh: That's what I wanted, baby.

Murtaugh: Do you have to solve everything with your fists?
Riggs: Well, I couldn't use my gun, there were people around.

Murtaugh: I knew you couldn't stop smoking.
Riggs: I'm only smoking to take my mind off my dog biscuit problem.
Murtaugh: What dog biscuit problem?
Riggs: Well, I've been chasing more cars lately, and uh, y'know , when I try to lick my balls I keep falling off the couch.

Internal Affairs Guy:I looked at your record for all the chaos and mayhem you cause.
Riggs:No, no, I'm chaos and he's mayhem, we're a double act. [annoyed] What are we, required reading or something?
Lorna: As a matter of fact you are; somewhere between Police Gazette and Mad Magazine.

Riggs: Nice of you to steal that information.
Lorna: Semantics, Riggs.
Riggs: Some antics? I'm always up for some antics!


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