Man on the Moon

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Man on the Moon is a 1999 film About the career and life of the late Andy Kaufman.

Directed by Milos Forman. Written by Scott Alexander.
"Hello, my name is Andy and this is my Wikiquote page." taglines

Andy Kaufman[edit]

  • I'm not a comedian. I don't wanna go for cheap laughs.
  • Those are dead people laughing. You know that? Those people are dead!
  • I'm sick of this shit, Lawler. I'm gonna sue you, I'm gonna sue you for everything you got, I swear to God. Fuck you! Okay? Okay, Lawler? FUCK YOU! I'm sorry, Dave. I know I'm not supposed to use those words on television. I can't say those words. I'm sorry, I'm sorry! But, you, you are a (bleep)ing, (bleep)ing (bleep)hole! Okay?!
  • Do you want to move in with me?

Tony Clifton[edit]

  • Whoopdie doo, whoopdie die...stick a needle in your eye!
  • You almost sat in some cottage cheese. Oh pardon me, that's your ass.
  • OK, bullshit bullshit my line, bullshit bullshit my line, AHHHHH!
  • How about a bathroom? I may of shit my pants!
  • If you guys ever go to Vegas...YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' IN!
  • So... ya wanna see Andy? Anybody gotta flashlight and a couple of shovels?

George Shapiro[edit]

  • You're insane...but you might also be brilliant.
  • I've been in this business for 20 years Andy, I've seen this...I KNOW this...if you pass up an opportunity like this one, I promise will NEVER see another one like it again...EVER!
  • If I find out you're behind this I will KILL you, Zmuda.
  • Look at're so look like some stupid kid walking home from school and saying, "Look Dad, I got an F!"
  • Andy, you have to look inside and ask this question: who are you trying to entertain - the audience or yourself?


  • Andy: Women are superior to men in many ways.


  • Many Loved Him...Many Disliked Him
  • Whatever he did...Whatever he made us believe...was all just a part of the act.
  • "Hello, my name is Andy and this is my (insert medium here)."


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