Rosie's Rules

Rosie's Rules is an animated flash preschool sitcom on PBS about a Texan toddler named Rosie Fuentes who learns everything around her.

Running gags

Rosie Fuentes: Mama macaroni!

Rosie Fuentes: Well, that's new information!

Rosie Fuentes: I need to flop. (lies down or up) Breathe in. (inhales) Breathe out. (exhales) Wiggle about (wiggles) Now I'm ready to figure this out! (gets up) Vamos a ver.

Rosie Fuentes: Wait a secamadoodle.

Crystal Fuentes: I'm creaaating~!

Crystal Fuentes: Take it from me, I'm 12.

Marco Fuentes: Que pasa, calabaza?

Rosie Fuentes: Nada, empanada.

Beatriz Fuentes: Adios, granito de arroz.

Rosie Fuentes: Ciao, bacalao.

Rosie Fuentes: I've Gotta Know! (Sings and dances) I have a great big question and I just can't let it go. Yo quiero saberlo! I really gotta knooooow! (Ponders) Now...(wonders) Maybe... (Sings and fantasizes)

Episodes

Abuela's Birthday [1.01a]

Rosie Fuentes: Sometimes flopping helps you get your feelings out.

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. There's a way to celebrate with the people you love. Even if you're far away... or really close.

Cat Mail [1.01b]

Rosie Fuentes: Bye, Gatita!

Iggy Fuentes: Bye, Tita!

Marco Fuentes: Bye, Gatita! (pause) Wait, what?!?

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Instead of mailing your soft and fluffy cat, you can mail a soft and fluffy picture and keep your real cat at home.

Rosie the Dog Sitter [1.02a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Supplies help people do their jobs.

Chef Rosie [1.02b]

Rosie Fuentes: Iggy! Did you eat one of our ingredients?!

Iggy Fuentes: Lote did it.

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. A job is more than just one thing.

Sister Surprise [1.03a]

Crystal Fuentes: Surprise to meeee! (looks around and sees no one is there) Huh? Well, this is awkward.

Liz Fuentes: Whoa! What are all these decorations for?

Marco Fuentes: (points at Margarita) Isn't that the poofy dress Rosie was wearing?

Tia Margarita: Si. I wish someone would tell me why I'm wearing it, hmm?

Rosie Fuentes: Because of the sister surprise!

Liz Fuentes: Sister surprise? Marco, Margarita, what's going on?

Marco Fuentes: Ves? Te dije. Come in the back door with the cake!

Tia Margarita: I didn't do it, you were going—

Marco Fuentes: You came in the front, made a big production out of it! Now she knows.

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. You can be more than one thing in a family.

Rosie's Twin Day! [1.03b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Having a twin is super-tasitical but also so is having a big sister and little brother.

Movie Night [1.04a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Watching an outside movie is wow-mazing! Especially when you have cheesy popcorn.

Rosie's Seashell Museum [1.04b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. You can trade by doing something for someone else.

Family Sports Day [1.05a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Voting is a way for everyone to make a choice.

The Cake-Off [1.05b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. When there's a tie, you can vote again.

Rosie Rocks Mariachi [1.06a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Sharing your culture with your friends is supertastical.

Rosie Canta un Corrido [1.06b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. A great story for your corrido can be happening right in front of you.

Rosie Maps it Out [1.07a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. There are lots of ways to celebrate Mother's Day. Especially if there are lots of reasons why you love her.

Merry-Go-Rosie [1.07b]

Javi Fuentes: Maybe we should just go on the spinny ride again.

Marco Fuentes: Uh, I don't think my legs like that idea.

Crystal Fuentes: How about you take Iggy to the train, and I'll take Rosie and Javi to the merry-go-round?

Marco Fuentes: Are you sure, Crystal?

Crystal Fuentes: Marco, I'm 12, and I'm very grown up (one second later) And look at those adorable balloon animals! (pause) What was I saying? Oh, yeah. Me, very grown up.

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. You can follow a route to get wherever you want to go.

Iggy's Bedtime [1.08a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Doing things in order can help you put your little brother to bed.. and help you finish your puzzle with Mom.

The Great Crystalini [1.08b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Sometimes you have to do steps in order to get it right.

Lights Out Rosie [1.09a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. You can do lots of things without electricity.

Rosie Goes Camping [1.09b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. You can use tools from nature to do all kinds of things!

Mom's Snowy Day [1.10a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. There's always a way to have wintertime fun, no matter where you live.

Rosie's Nature Adventure [1.10b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. There are all different kinds of water.

Fun House [1.11a]

[Rosie and Jun finally arrive at the Fun House, then Crystal arrives in a new uniform.]

Crystal Fuentes: Hello! I am Crystal, the colorful clown!

[Rosie and Jun giggle at the moment]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Some things cost more than other because they have more value.

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Big sisters are definitely not spooky.

Tia Margarita: I'm Tia Margarita, world famous face-painter extroardinaire. Para Servirles.

[Rosie and Jun giggle]

Rosie Fuentes: Hola, Tia. can you paint my face like a tiger?

Jun Liu: (gasps) Maybe I could get a rainbow. No, an owl! No, a dino! Wait! I wanna be a fluffy koala!

Tia Margarita: Oh, of course! That will be one ticket each, please.

[They give her the tickets for this.]

Jun Liu: There you go!

Tia Margarita: Gracias. Now, prepare to be transformed!

[They cheer, then Tia paints their faces the said choices.]

Tia Margarita: There you are! One fluffy koala... ?¡Y un tigre feroz!

[Rosie does a tiger growl for Jun and they share a laugh.]

Crystal's New Bunny [1.11b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. When you get a new pet, there are things you want, like toys, and things you need, like food and water.

Super Rosie [1.12a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. It's fun having a nighttime job. But even nighttime super kids need to sleep.

On with the Show [1.12b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. People can have different jobs, but they all work together to make something... theatre-tastical!

Dino Day Delayed [1.13a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Tomorrow is the day after today. And sometimes you might not want today to end!

Rosie's Walkie Talkie [1.13b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Sometimes remembering yesterday can help you have super-tastical time today.

Royal Rosie [1.14a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. The best part of Purple Knight storytime is the story.

Rosie's No-Strawberry Stand [1.14b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. It’s fun to make a yummy drink to share with your neighbors. Even if it takes a little longer to find the ingredients.

Rosie Gets Moving [1.15a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Transportation can take you from one place to another.

The Flying Disc Dilemma [1.15b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. You can travel in the air, or on land, or on the water. As long as you have the right transportation to use!

Trouble in Chalk Town [1.16a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. There are spaces that we all share and that makes them wow-mazing for everyone!

Storytime Garden [1.16b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. When everyone takes care of a shared space, everyone can have a super-tastical time together, too!

Rosie's Pirate Adventure [1.17a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. You can go around the world to look for pirate treasure... or you might just find treasure in your own backyard!

Time Trouble [1.17b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. You can have breakfast with your friend even if they're on the other side of the world!

The Doggie Detectives [1.18a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. You might live in a house, an apartment, or townhouse. And they're all perfect for a popcorn party!

A House for Gatita [1.18b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. A house has a roof, windows, walls, and a door to keep you safe and cozy and sometimes it also has a kitty cat who LOVES playing Wonder Walrus!

An Anniversary Tradition [1.19a]

Rosie Fuentes: So, what is your anniversary tradition?

Marco Fuentes: Every year on our anniversary, we go to the beach where we got married and do all the things we did on that special day.

Liz Fuentes: We stand under a beautiful flower arch.

Marco Fuentes: and we dance to our wedding music.

Crystal Fuentes: And don't forget about the cake, that's the best part, take it for me, i'm 12.

Rosie Fuentes: (gasps) what are we waiting for, anniversary beach tradition here we come.

Marco Fuentes: Oh no.

Liz Fuentes: What's wrong?

Marco Fuentes: It says the beach is closed for another wedding.

Liz, Crystal, and Rosie: On no!

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. The best part of a family tradition is the family part!

Chiles en Nogada Day [1.19b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Traditions can be in your family for many Many Many MANY years! And that makes them super-tastical! And yum-mazing!

Dragon Drama [1.20a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. You can learn about lots of things from books. Like bearded dragons aren't dragons at all! They're lizards!

Rosie's Lucky Charm [1.20b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. You can learn about all kinds of things in a museum. Like sharks, and space, and old toys too!

Rosie in the City [1.21a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. The city is super-tastical! Especially when you rescue a purple dragon!

Rosie in the Country [1.21b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. There are so many wow-mazing things about the country. But the bluebonnets are super-flower-tastical!

The Great Robot Picnic [1.22a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Before you throw something away, you can repurpose it and make something new.

Rosie's Car Wash! [1.22b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. You can reuse water for lots of things. Like washing your brother's brand new car.

Fort Fuentes [1.23a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Finding a way for everyone to fit is the best way to sleep in a fort.

Rosie's Derby Car [1.23b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. If you listen to each other, you'll hear super-tastical ideas from everyone!

The Ice Pop Truck [1.24a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Four quarters is the same as a dollar.

Rosie's Dollar Dilemma [1.24b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. You can spend a dollar on one thing, or you can spend parts of your dollar on different things.

Rosie the Message Delivery Kid [1.25a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. You can deliver a message by talking, writing it down, and lots of other ways! And then you can celebrate with a party!

Javi's Growl [1.25b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. There are lots of ways to communicate besides talking. And they're all super-tastical!

President of the Sandbox [1.26a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Having a president of the sandbox is sand-tastical!

Dino Parade [1.26b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Sometimes one kid can make a big difference. Like saving a dino parade.

Neighborhood Market Day [1.27a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Goods are things you can buy and sell. And sometimes goods are not just good, they're great!

Rosie and Javi's Slime Store [1.27b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Supply is how much or how little of something you have to sell. And a supply of slime is slime-tastical!

Rosie on Ice [1.28a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. When you adapt, you do something that makes you feel more comfy. Like putting on your puffy coat to skate with The Purple Knight.

The Meteor Shower [1.28b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. You can adapt by making changes so that you're comfy wherever you are!

Dance Party Island [1.29a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Flags can show what makes a place special.

Rosie the Mascot [1.29b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. A symbol is something that stands for something else.

Purple Sweet Potato Buns [1.30a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Signs can help you get to where you want to go, and I want to go... eat.

Tia's Big Break [1.30b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Signs can give you important information.

Rosie's Switcheroo [1.31a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Family roles can help everyone in your family, even kitty-cats.

Rosie's Family Tree [1.31b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. A family tree can show how the people in your family are connected.

The Catrina Mystery [1.32a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. On Dia de Muertos we make an ofrenda to remember our family members who lived before us.

The Lucky Dragon Dance [1.32b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Celebrating Lunar New Year with my friends is super-lucktastical.

Donating Day [1.33a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. When you donate, you help people by giving them things they might want or need.

Gatita the Volunteer Cat [1.33b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. There are lots of wow-mazing ways to volunteer, like teaching everyone your hurray dance.

Rosie the Reporter [1.34a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. News is something that's important for everyone in the community to know.

The Jalapeño Giant [1.34b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Sharing news is supertastical, as long as you make sure it's true first.

Catch That Watermelon [1.35a]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. Transportation can move goods from one place to another.

Dino Cave [1.35b]

Rosie Fuentes: Rosie's Rule. There are so many things to move materials from one place to another.