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Spider-Man: Far From Home is a 2019 American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics character Spider-Man, co-produced by Columbia Pictures and Marvel Studios, and distributed by Sony Pictures Releasing. It is a sequel to Spider-Man: Homecoming, and the 23rd film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU). It stars Tom Holland as Peter Parker / Spider-Man, Samuel L. Jackson, Zendaya, Cobie Smulders, Jon Favreau, J. B. Smoove, Jacob Batalon, Martin Starr, with Marisa Tomei, and Jake Gyllenhaal.

Directed by Jon Watts. Written by Chris McKenna and Erik Sommers.

Peter Parker / Spider-Man

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  • The world needs the next Iron Man.
  • I think Nick Fury just hijacked our summer vacation.
  • "For the next Tony Stark, I trust you. Say E.D.I.T.H."
  • Everywhere I go, I see his face. And the whole world is asking who's gonna be the next Iron Man. I don't know if that's me, Happy. I'm not Iron Man.
  • You can't trick me anymore.
  • I've kept my identity pretty guarded these past couple of years. I've faced a lot of deception, and I'm tired of the lies. So it's time for the truth to be out there. Are you dating?

Nick Fury

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  • [Last lines] Everybody back to work! Who's got my shoes?

Talos

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  • [After shooting Ned in the neck with a tranquilizer gun] You're a very difficult person to contact, Spider-Man.
  • I used to know everything. Then I come back five years later, and now I know nothing. No intel, no team, and a high school kid is dodging my calls.
  • Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. Stark said you wouldn't get that because it's not a Star Wars reference.
  • You got gifts, Parker, but you didn't wanna be here. [Peter Parker: Mr. Fury, I–] I'd love to have you in Berlin, too, but you've got to decide whether you're going to step up or not. Stark chose you. He made you an Avenger. I need that. The world needs that. Maybe Stark was wrong– was he? The choice is yours.

Michelle "MJ" Jones

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  • [Peter Parker: MJ, I–] "–Am Spider-Man." [Peter Parker: What?] That's what you were gonna say, that you're Spider-Man.
  • You know, Susan Yang thinks you're a male escort. [Peter Parker: What?! No! Of course I'm not a male escort.] Well, then, you're Spider-Man.
  • IF YOU SAVED US, THEN WHY ARE WE ABOUT TO DIE?! [Ned & Betty: MJ!] [Happy Hogan: Stop it!] I'm sorry, okay?! I'm just– I'm obsessed with telling the truth even if it hurts other people's feelings!

Soren / "Maria Hill"

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  • The Elementals are here now, attacking the same coordinates. Our satellites confirm it.

Harold "Happy" Hogan

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  • You're not Iron Man. You're never gonna be Iron Man. Nobody could live up to Tony. Not even Tony. Tony was my best friend, and he was a mess. He second-guessed everything he did. He was all over the place. The one thing that he did that he didn't second-guess was picking you. I don't think Tony would've done what he did, if he didn't know that you were gonna be here after he was gone.
  • [Flash Thompson: You work for Spider-Man?] I work with Spider-Man, not for Spider-Man! [The jet suddenly explodes] New plan!
  • I'm in love with Spider-Man's aunt! [The other kids shoot him a "WTF" expression.] We're sharing, right?

Julius Dell

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  • We came for science, we're leaving because of witches. Welcome to the new Dark Ages.

Ned Leeds

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  • [To MJ after she finds out Spider-Man's identity] So you know too. It's cool. Um, I mean, I've known first and I've known longer, but it's not a competition.
  • I wasted my life playing video games, and we're gonna die!

Roger Harrington

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  • Did I tell you how my wife pretended to blip out? Turns out she ran off with a guy in her hiking group. We had a fake funeral for her and everything. Well, the funeral was real. 'Cause we thought she was really dead.

May Parker

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  • Hungry? [Throws a banana at Peter which hits him in the face] Oh, so sorry. I thought that you could sense that with your Peter-Tingle. [Peter Parker: Please do not start calling it my "Peter-Tingle".]
  • Let's go. Where are your bags? Oh, right. They got blown up.

Quentin Beck / Mysterio

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  • There is a window of opportunity, and someone will step up. But these days, you can be the smartest guy in the room, the most qualified, and no one cares. Unless you're flying around with a cape, or shooting lasers with your hands, no one will even listen. Well, I've got a cape and lasers. With our technology, and with E.D.I.T.H., Mysterio will be the greatest hero on Earth! And then everyone will listen! Not to a boozy manchild! Not to a hormonal teenager! To me! And to my very wealthy crew.
  • [learning that one of his drones is missing a projector] That projector is evidence! It's going to tell people what we're doing and how we're doing it. I am trying to fool seven billion people here, including Nick Fury, who happens to be the most paranoid and most dangerous person on the planet. And if he catches on before I've killed him, then he will put a bullet in my head. And nobody wants a bullet in their head, right? [his drones take aim at his crew] Right?!
  • I don't think you know what's real, Peter. You need to wake up! I mean, look at yourself. You are just a scared little kid in a sweatsuit! I created Mysterio to give the world someone to believe in! I control the truth! Mysterio is the truth! If you were good enough, maybe Tony would still be alive. Deep down, you know I'm right. You made your choice, and all you had to do was step aside. And now you have– [Gets shot in the back by Fury]
  • It's easy to fool people when they're already fooling themselves. But for what it's worth, Peter– I really am sorry.
  • [Last words] You'll see, Peter. People, they need to believe. And nowadays... they'll believe anything.

Eugene "Flash" Thompson

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  • [Betty Brant: Who is that guy?] [Brad Davis: He's like Iron Man and Thor rolled into one.] He's alright. He's no Spider-Man. [MJ: What is it with you and Spider-Man?] What? He's just awesome, okay? He protects the neighborhood and, you know, he's inspiring. He inspires me to be a better man. [To Peter] 'Sup, dickwad? Thought you drowned.
  • I post stupid videos daily for people to like me! [Happy Hogan: Hey, if it wasn't for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would've never found you.] Spider-Man– Spider-Man follows me?! I saved us, guys!

Betty Brant

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  • Over five years ago, half of all life in the universe, including our own Midtown High, was wiped from existence. But then, eight months ago, a band of brave heroes brought us back. They called it the Blip. Those of us who blipped away came back the same age. But our classmates that didn't blip had grown five years older. [Jason Ionello: Yeah, like, my little brother is now older than me.] Yeah, it's math. And even though we had blipped away halfway through the school year, and had already taken midterms, the school made us start the whole year over from the beginning. [Jason Ionello: It's totally unfair. It's not right.] Tigers, it's been a long, dramatic, somewhat confusing road. As we draw this year to a close, it's time to move on to a new phase of our lives.
  • I have a fake ID, and I've never even used it!

Brad Davis

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  • Look, Peter. I'm not here to judge your life choices, dude. If you wanna hook up with some random European chick on our school trip, that's on you. [Peter Parker: That's not what that was, honestly.] I can't pretend that I didn't see what I just saw. I know you're trying to get with MJ. It's obvious. But I like her, too.

Jason Ionello

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  • Pray nothing crazy happens again. Because are the Avengers even like a thing anymore? Does anyone even have a plan?

Seamstress

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  • Take off your clothes. [Peter Parker: Excuse me?] You told Fury Spider-Man cannot be seen in Europe. So I made you this: another suit.

E.D.I.T.H.

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  • E.D.I.T.H. stands for "Even Dead, I'm the Hero." Tony loved his acronyms. [Peter Parker: Yeah, he did.]

J. Jonah Jameson

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  • There you have it, folks: conclusive proof that Spider-Man was responsible for the brutal murder of Mysterio, an interdimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet, and who will, no doubt, go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time! But that's not all, folks. Here's the real blockbuster! Brace yourselves, you might wanna sit down.

Dialogue

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[After a video tribute to Iron Man, Captain America, Black Widow, and Vision, Betty and Jason are hosting Midtown News.]
Betty: Gone, but not forgotten.
Jason: Thanks to Kenneth Lim and Vihaan Ramamurthy for their help with that touching video tribute.
Betty: This year has been nothing short of–
Jason: **** is crazy. It's, like, insane.
Betty: Jason.
Jason: What?
Betty: No swearing.
Jason: Yeah, it's the last day of school, we're good.
Betty: Historic. Over five years ago, half of all life in the universe, including our own Midtown High, was wiped from existence.
[In the gymnasium, the students are watching the marching band when they and them dissolve into dust.]
Betty: But then, 8 months ago, a band of brave heroes brought us back.
[In the gymnasium, the basketball players are playing basketball when the students and the marching band appear in the gymnasium and the marching band knock down some of the basketball players.]
Betty: They called it the Blip. [A photo of Sue Lorman from 2018 appears on the screen and turns into a photo of Sue Lorman from 2024] Those of us who blipped away came back the same age. [A photo of Brad Davis from 2018 appears on the screen and turns into a photo of Brad Davis from 2024] But our classmates that didn't blip had grown five years older.
Jason: Yeah, like, my little brother is now older than me.
Betty: Yeah, it's math. And even though we had blipped away halfway through the school year, and had already taken midterms, the school made us start the whole year over from the beginning.
Jason: It's totally unfair. It's not right.
Betty: Tigers, it's been a long, dramatic, somewhat confusing road. [Dell walks by a television that is broadcasting Midtown News] As we draw this year to a close, it's time to move on to a new phase of our lives.
Jason: Pray nothing crazy happens again. Because are the Avengers even like a thing anymore? Does anyone even have a plan?
[Peter and Fury are riding a boat.]
Fury: Stark left these for you.
Peter: Really?
[Fury gives Peter a glasses case. Peter takes it and opens it to reveal a pair of sunglasses. He turns to Fury.]
Fury: Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. Stark said you wouldn't get that because it's not a Star Wars reference.
[Peter and the class are riding a bus. Peter is reading an article called "Top 10 Romantic Places in Prague" on his phone. He picks up the glasses case from his bag and opens it to reveal the sunglasses. Peter puts them on, then picks up the note.]
Peter: [Reads the note] "For the next Tony Stark, I trust you. Say E.D.I.T.H."
[The sunglasses light up.]
E.D.I.T.H.: Stand by for retinal and biometric scan. [The glasses scan Peter's face] Retinal and biometric scan accepted.
Peter: Hello?
E.D.I.T.H.: Hello, Peter. I am E.D.I.T.H., Tony Stark's augmented-reality security and defense system.
Peter: So he made you for me?
E.D.I.T.H.: No, but you have access to all of Tony's protocols.
Peter: Cool.
E.D.I.T.H.: Would you like to see what I can do? E.D.I.T.H. stands for "Even Dead, I'm the Hero." Tony loved his acronyms.
Peter: Yeah, he did.
E.D.I.T.H.: I have access to the entire Stark Global Security network, including multiple defense satellites, as well as back doors to all major telecommunication networks.
[Peter sees what everyone is doing on their phones. He sees Flash texting "Mother, have not heard from you or father in days", Brad searching "Prague romantic spots", a student texting "Hey Mom, Venice was crazy! Can you transfer me more money?", Harrington texting "Looks like things are finally looking up! Finally some good luck", and Dell reading "The History of Witchcraft".]
Peter: Is MJ texting? No. Don't look at it. Don't look at it. That's– that's wrong. That's wrong.
[Peter looks over to see Ned and Betty texting each other, Ned texting "Miss you" and Betty texting "Miss you more".]
Peter: [Using Happy's phone] What's your password?
Happy: "Password".
Peter: No, what is your password?
Happy: "Password", the word-spell that-"password".
Peter: You're the head of security and your password is "password"?
Happy: I– I don't feel good about it either.
Peter: I need a suit.
Happy: Suit? [Gives a knowing smile and goes to the cockpit, pressing a button. The back of the jet opens up to reveal a workshop. Peter goes in, puts his hand on the scanner and the console activates]
Peter: [Both surprised and initially aprehensive] Okay, um– bring up everything you have on Spider-Man. [Console shows each of the holograms of different Spider-suit designs. Peter opens one of the secondary files] Yeah, open that. Okay, no, no, no– [Scrolling through different weapons as Happy proudly looks on. Peter opens a holo of a web-shooter and puts his hand through it, causing the holo to attach to his arm. Peter notices Happy looking at him] What?
Happy: Nothing– you take care of the suit, I'll take care of the music. [Goes back to the cockpit and turns on "Back In Black" by AC/DC]
Peter: Oh, I love Led Zeppelin!
[At St. Pancras International, Harrington, Dell, and the students are walking.]
Roger Harrington: Okay, guys, the company set up a city tour, and then we'll grab a bite, and head to the airport.
[Brad takes off his sunglasses and stops walking.]
Brad: Is no one else gonna acknowledge how crazy this is?
[Harrington, Dell, and the students stop walking and turn to Brad.]
Dell: Oh, yeah, I get it. There's been nothing scientific about this science tour at all.
Brad: No, no, no. I'm talking about Peter. Has no one else here noticed how shady he is? Because I saw in the back room of a rest stop with some woman in his underwear, and he's always sneaking away, like back at the opera, huh? And now what, he's suddenly off the trip, like, with his family in Berlin? Is no one else here interested in the truth?
[Ned starts to speak up, but MJ stops him.]
MJ: "The very concept of objective truth is fading out of the world."
Brad: George Orwell. Thank you, MJ.
MJ: Yeah, well, I mean, since Peter's not really here to tell his truth, what about you, Brad? Why do you think it's cool to take pictures of people in the bathroom?
Flash: [Holding his smartphone] Yeah, dude. What's that about?
Brad: No, no, no. It wasn't like that. It was– I was trying to take a–
Harrington: Let's just put all this craziness behind us and have a nice, peaceful afternoon. "Sounds great, Mr. Harrington." said the class. Okay.
[As Harrington and the class walk away, Dell turns to Brad.]
Dell: I'm gonna be a cool teacher right now. You gotta stop doing that, okay? It is weird. No more photos in the bathroom. Urinal or stalls, okay?
[Brad wipes his nose. Harrington, Dell, and the students approach a double-decker bus where Guterman is waiting.]
Harrington: Look at this, guys.
Guterman: Mr. Harrington, this is your bus.
Harrington: We got a bus all to ourselves.
Guterman: Nice to see you all. Come along.
[Harrington and a student give Guterman their bags. Guterman takes them. While Harrington, Dell, and the students get into the bus, Guterman talks to Beck on his earpiece communicator.]
Guterman: I have the kids.
[Mid-credits scene.]
Pat Kiernan: We come to you now with revelations about last week's attack in London. An anonymous source provided this video. It shows Quentin Beck, aka, Mysterio, moments before his death. A warning: You may find this video disturbing.
[Cut to altered footage of the Tower Bridge battle.]
Beck: I managed to send the Elemental back through the dimensional rift, but I don't think I'm gonna make it off this bridge alive. Spider-Man attacked me for some reason! He has an army of weaponized drones, Stark technology. He's saying he's the only one who's gonna be the next Iron Man, no one else!
E.D.I.T.H.: Are you sure you want to commence the drone attack? There will be significant casualties.
Spider-Man: Just do it. Execute them all.
[The faint sounds of rocket fire and explosions echoed through the bridge. Cut to voice-over as Peter and MJ watch.]
Pat Kiernan: This shocking video was released earlier today on the controversial news website, 'TheDailyBugle.net.'
[Cut to J. Jonah Jameson news screen.]
J. Jonah Jameson: There you have it, folks: conclusive proof that Spider-Man was responsible for the brutal murder of Mysterio, an interdimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet, and who will, no doubt, go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time! But that's not all, folks. Here's the real blockbuster! Brace yourselves, you might wanna sit down.
[Cut back to altered footage of the Tower Bridge battle.]
Beck: Spider-Man's real– Spider-Man's real name is– [The footage cuts out for a second, before it abruptly restores] Spider-Man's name is Peter Parker!
[Peter's picture appears on screen. Cut to Peter.]
Spider-Man: [Horrified] What the fu-?!
[Post-credits scene. Nick Fury and Maria Hill are driving. Nick Fury and Maria Hill smile at each other before they transform into the Skrulls Talos and Soren.]
Soren: You gotta tell him.
Talos: It was fine. The little boy handled it. We helped.
Soren: Talos.
Talos: Come off it. How was I supposed to know that the whole thing was fake? (Soren scoffs) I mean, that was all very, very convincing, you know? The performances, the illusion, that costume, the craftsmanship in that. I mean, this is just embarrassing for a shapeshifter. Fine.
[Talos picks up his smartphone and uses it to call Nick Fury.]
Talos: Hey there. I hope your mission is going well. We gave the glasses to Parker about a week ago, like you said. And, uh, it was very touching, you know? Really, really quite touching.
Soren: Talos.
Talos: Um, and, uh, you know, shortly after that, everything kind of went off the rails, and so we need you to come back. Because everyone kept asking me where the Avengers are, and I don't know what to say to that. So you're lucky that Spider-Man won–
[On a Skrull spaceship, the real Fury hangs up on Talos and puts his smartphone on the table, then gets up and leaves the room where a hologram of a beach is being projected.]
The real Fury: Everybody back to work! Who's got my shoes?

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