Avengers: Infinity War

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Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives, all the same.

Avengers: Infinity War is a 2018 American superhero film in which the Avengers and the Guardians of the Galaxy attempt to stop Thanos from collecting the powerful Infinity Stones. It is the sequel to The Avengers and Avengers: Age of Ultron, and the nineteenth film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU).

Directed by Anthony and Joe Russo. Written by Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely.
Destiny arrives.taglines

Tony Stark / Iron Man[edit]

  • [knighting Peter Parker into the Avengers] Alright, kid. You're an Avenger now.
  • [Bruce is unable to change into the Hulk] Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.
  • [The Cloak of Levitation taps Tony on the shoulder] Wow, you are one seriously loyal piece of outerwear, aren't you?
  • [to Thanos] I'll do you one better, who is Gamora?

Thor[edit]

  • You know, I'm 1,500 years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I'm only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance – fate wills it so.
  • BRING ME THANOS!

Bruce Banner / Hulk[edit]

  • [trying to change into the Hulk] Come on, Hulk! What are you doing? [slaps himself] Come on! Come on! COME ON... [Hulk: NOOOO!] What do you mean, "No"?!
  • [trying to change into the Hulk while fighting Cull Obsidian in the Hulkbuster armor] Hulk. Hulk, I know you like making your entrance at the last second, well, this is it, man. This is the last last second. Hulk! HULK! [Hulk: NOOOO!] Oh, screw you, you big green asshole! I'll do it myself!

Steve Rogers / Captain America[edit]

  • I am Steve Rogers.

Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow[edit]

  • We don't want to kill you. But we will.

Stephen Strange[edit]

  • [to Thanos, who was going to kill Stark] Spare his life and I'll give you the Stone.

James "Rhodey" Rhodes / War Machine[edit]

  • If it weren't for those Accords, Vision would have been right here.

Peter Parker / Spider-Man[edit]

  • Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.

T'Challa / Black Panther[edit]

  • Evacuate the city, engage all defenses, and get this man a shield. [points to Steve Rogers]
  • WAKANDA FOREVER! [runs to battle as the others follow]

Vision[edit]

  • Wanda, for two years, we've stolen these moments, trying to see if this could work.

Wanda Maximoff / Scarlet Witch[edit]

  • I just feel you.

Sam Wilson / Falcon[edit]

  • We have a Vision situation here!

Bucky Barnes / Winter Soldier[edit]

  • Not bad, for the end of the world.
  • It's not for sale.

Loki[edit]

  • [last words; to Thanos] You will NEVER be a god!

Wong[edit]

  • Attachment to the material is a detachment from the spirtual.

Mantis[edit]

  • KIck names, take ass!

Nebula[edit]

  • He did it.

Drax the Destroyer[edit]

  • I'll do you one better, why is Gamora?

Gamora[edit]

  • The entire time I knew Thanos, he only ever had one goal: To bring balance to the universe by wiping out half of all life. He used to kill people planet by planet, massacre by massacre. [Drax: Including my own.] If he gets all the Infinity Stones, he can do it with the snap of his fingers. [snaps her fingers] Like this.

Groot[edit]

  • I am Groot.

Rocket Raccoon[edit]

  • How much for the gun?
  • How much for the arm? Oh, I'll get that arm.

Thanos[edit]

  • I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail, nonetheless. This feeling, it turns the legs to jelly. I ask you, to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives, all the same. And now, it's here. Or should I say: I AM.
  • [Thor nearly manages to kill Thanos through the chest] You should have gone for the head. [snaps his fingers, wiping out half the life in the universe]

Peter Quill / Star-Lord[edit]

  • [Mantis: We are arriving.] Alright, Guardians. Don't forget this might be dangerous, so let's put on our mean faces. [Mantis tries to grimace in the background]
  • I like to think of myself as a Titan killing long-term booty call. Let her go, or I will blow that nutsack of a chin right off your face.
  • [giving Thanos the finger] Boom! [jumps backwards into Stephen Strange's portal]

Dialogue[edit]

[First lines; Thanos, alongside with his children the Black Order, have just attacked the Statesman]
Ebony Maw: Hear me, and rejoice! You have had the privilege of being saved by the Great Titan. You may think this is suffering. No...it is salvation. Universal scales tipped toward balance because of your sacrifice. Smile, for even in death, you have become Children of Thanos.
Thanos: [Loki is surrendered by the Black Order] I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail, nonetheless. [grabs Thor by the head] This feeling, it turns the legs to jelly. I ask you to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives, all the same. And now, it's here. Or should I say: I AM.
Thor: [grunting] You talk too much.
Thanos: [to Loki] The Tesseract, or your brother's head. I assume you have a preference.
Loki: Oh, I do. Kill away!
[Thanos sets the Power Stone on Thor's temple, which suffers him to wail in pain]
Loki: ALRIGHT, STOP!
Thor: We don't have the Tesseract! It was destroyed on Asgard! [Loki reveals the Tesseract with his hand] You really are the worst, Brother!
Loki: I assure you, Brother, the Sun will shine on us again.
Thanos: Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian.
Loki: Well, for one thing: I'm not Asgardian. And for another: We have a Hulk.
[Hulk attacks Thanos]

Wong: From the dawn of the universe, there was nothing. Then...boom. The Big Bang sends six elemental crystals, hurtling across the virgin universe. These Infinity Stones each control an essential aspect of existence.
Stephen Strange: Space. Reality. Power. Soul. Mind. And Time. [opens the Eye of Agamotto, revealing the Time Stone]
Tony Stark: Tell me his name again.
Bruce Banner: Thanos. He's a plague, Tony. He invades planets, he takes what he wants, he wipes out half the population. He sent Loki. The attack on New York, that's him.
Stark: So this is it? What's our timeline?
Banner: No telling. He has the Power and Space Stones. That already makes him the strongest creature in the whole universe. If he gets his hands on all six stones, Tony...
Strange: He could destroy life on a scale hitherto undreamt of.
Stark: Did you seriously just say "hitherto undreamt of"?
Strange: Are you seriously leaning on the Cauldron of the Cosmos?
Stark: Is that what that is?
[the Cloak of Levitation smacks Stark; Stark looks confused at Strange]
Stark: ... I'm going to allow that. If Thanos needs all six, why don't we just stick this one down the garbage disposal?
Strange: No can do.
Wong: We swore an oath to protect the Time Stone. With our lives.
Stark: And I swore off dairy, but then Ben & Jerry's named a flavor after me, so?
Strange: Stark-Raving Hazelnuts.
Stark: [defensively] Not bad.
Strange: Bit chalky.
Wong: We prefer "Hunk-a Hulk-a Burnin' Fudge".
Banner: That's a thing?
Stark: Whatever. Point is, things change.
Strange: Our oath to protect the Time Stone cannot change. This Stone may be the best chance we have against Thanos.
Stark: And still conversely, it may also be his best chance against us.
Strange: Well, if we don't do our jobs.
Stark: What is your job exactly, besides making balloon animals?
Strange: Protecting your reality, douchebag.
Banner: Okay, guys. Can we quick cable this discussion right now? The fact is that we have the Stone. We know where it is. Vision is out there somewhere with the Mind Stone, and we have to find him now.

Peter Parker: [on his school bus] Hey! Ned, I need you to cause a distraction.
Ned Leeds: [seeing the Q-Ship] Holy shit. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Maw: Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hands of the Children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributing to...
Stark: [cutting off Maw's speech] I'm sorry; Earth is closed today! You need to pack it up and get outta here.
Maw: Stonekeeper. Does this chattering animal speak for you?
Strange: Certainly not. I speak for myself. You're trespassing in this city and on this planet.
Stark: [to Maw, nonchalantly] It means "Get lost, Squidward.".

Thor: There's six stones out there. Thanos already has the Power Stone because he stole it last week, when he decimated Xandar. He stole the Space Stone from me, when he destroyed my ship and slaughtered half my people. The Time and Mind Stones are safe on Earth. They're with the Avengers.
Peter Quill: The Avengers?
Thor: They're Earth's Mightiest Heroes.
Mantis: Like Kevin Bacon?
Thor: He may be on the team, I don't know. Haven't been there in a while. As for the Soul Stone, no one's ever seen that. No one even knows where it is. Therefore, Thanos can't get it. Therefore, he's going to Knowhere. Hence, he'll be getting the Reality Stone. You're welcome.
Gamora: Then we have to go to Knowhere now.
Thor: Wrong. Where we have to go, is Nidavellir.
Drax: That's a made up word.
Thor: Oh, what's made up?
Rocket: Nidavellir is real? Seriously? I mean, that place is a legend. They make the most powerful, horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. I would very much like to go there, please.
Thor: The rabbit is correct, and clearly the smartest one.
Rocket: ... Rabbit?
Thor: Only Eitri the Dwarf King can make me the weapon I need.

Thunderbolt Ross: Still no word from Vision?
James "Rhodey" Rhodes: Satellites lost him somewhere over Edinburgh.
Ross: On a stolen Quinjet with four of the world's most wanted criminals.
Rhodey: You know, they're only criminals because you've chosen to call them that, right sir?
Ross: My God, Rhodes. Your talent for horseshit rivals my own.
Rhodey: If it weren't for those accords, Vision would've been right here.
Ross: I remember your signature on those papers, Colonel.
Rhodey: That's right. I'm pretty sure I've paid for that.
Ross: You having second thoughts?
Rhodey: Not anymore.
[Rogers, Romanoff and Vision enter the room in the New Avengers Facility]
Steve Rogers: Mr. Secretary.
Ross: You've got some nerve, I'll give you that.
Natasha Romanoff: You could use some of that right now.
Ross: The world's on fire, and you think all is forgiven?
Rogers: I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission. Earth just lost her best defender, so we're here to fight. And if you want to stand in our way, we'll fight you, too.

[The Quinjet carrying Rogers, Romanoff, Banner, Rhodey, Wilson, Maximoff, and Vision flies through the barrier protecting Wakanda and lands at the airfield outside the palace. T'Challa and his guards approach to greet the arrivals.]
Okoye: When you said we were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined.
T'Challa: And what did you imagine?
Okoye: The Olympics. Maybe even a Starbucks.

Maw: Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine.
Stark: Yeah, but the kid's seen more movies.

Eitri: You were supposed to protect us. Asgard was supposed to protect us!
Thor: Asgard is destroyed. Eitri, the glove. What did you do?
Eitri: Three hundred dwarves lived on this ring. I thought if I did what he asked, they'd be safe. I made what he wanted: a device capable of harnessing the power of the stones. And he killed everyone anyway. All except me. "Your life is yours," he said. "But your hands...your hands are mine alone."
Thor: Eitri, this isn't about your hands. Every weapon you've ever designed – every axe, hammer, sword – it's all inside your head. Now I know it feels like all hope is lost. Trust me, I know. But together, you and I, we can kill Thanos.

Rocket: You speak Groot?!
Thor: Yes, they taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.
Groot: I am Groot?
Thor: You'll know when we're close. Nidavellir's forge harnesses the blazing power of a Neutron Star. It's the birthplace of my hammer; it's truly awesome.
Rocket: [to himself] Okay, time to be the Captain. [to Thor] So, dead Brother, huh? That can be annoying.
Thor: Well, he's been dead before. But this time... I think it really might be true.
Rocket: And you said that your sister and your Dad...
Thor: ... Both dead.
Rocket: But, still got a Mom, though?
Thor: Killed by a Dark Elf.
Rocket: Best friend?
Thor: Stabbed through the heart.
Rocket: You sure you're up for this particular murder mission?
Thor: Absolutely. The rage, vengeance, anger, loss, regret, they're all tremendous motivators. They truly clear the mind.. so, I'm good to go.
Rocket: Yeah, but this Thanos we're talking about, he's the toughest there is.
Thor: Well, he's never fought me.
Rocket: ... Yeah, he has!
Thor: Well, he's never fought me twice. And I'll have a new hammer, don't forget.
Rocket: Well, it'd better be some hammer.
Thor: You know, I'm 1,500 years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that, and every one of them would have rather killed me, but none succeeded. I'm only alive because Fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest in a long line of bastards, and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance. Fate wills it so.
Rocket: ... And what if you're wrong?
Thor: If I'm wrong, then ... what more could I lose?

Stonekeeper: Welcome, Thanos, son of Eros, Gamora, daughter of Thanos.
Thanos: You know us?
Stonekeeper: It is my curse to know all who journey here.
Thanos: Where is the Soul Stone?
Stonekeeper: You should know: it extracts a terrible price.
Thanos: I am prepared.
Stonekeeper: We all think that at first. [his face is revealed as the Red Skull] We are all wrong.
Thanos: How is it you know this place so well?
Red Skull: A lifetime ago, I too sought the stones. I even held one in my hand. But it cast me out, banished me here, guiding others to a treasure I cannot possess.

Thanos: [offering a cup of pudding] I thought you might be hungry.
Gamora: [looks at the cup for a moment, then throws it at Thanos' throne] I always hated that chair.
Thanos: So I've been told. Even so, I'd hope you would sit in it one day.
Gamora: I hated this room. This ship. I hated my life.
Thanos: You told me that too. Every day. For almost twenty years.
Gamora: I was a child when you took me.
Thanos: I saved you.
Gamora: No, no, we were happy on my home planet.
Thanos: Going to bed hungry, scrounging for scraps? Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I was the one who stopped that. You know what's happened since then? The children born have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies. It's a paradise.
Gamora: Because you murdered half the planet!
Thanos: A small price to pay for salvation.
Gamora: You're insane.
Thanos: Little one, it's a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources ... finite. If life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correcting.
Gamora: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!
Thanos: I'm the only one who knows that. At least, I'm the only one with the will to act on it. For a time, you had that same will. As you fought by my side, daughter.
Gamora: I'm not your daughter. Everything I hate about myself, you taught me.
Thanos: And in doing so, made you the fiercest woman in the Galaxy.

Gamora: All my life I dreamed of a day, a moment, when you got what you deserved. And I was always so disappointed. But now you kill and torture and you call it mercy. The universe has judged you. You asked it for a prize and it told you no. You failed. And do you wanna know why? Because you love nothing. No one! [Thanos sheds a tear] Really? Tears?
Red Skull: They are not for him.
Gamora: No! This isn't love!
Thanos: I ignored my destiny once. I cannot do that again. Even for you.
[Gamora tries to kill herself with the double-edged knife Thanos had given her, but it turns into bubbles]
Thanos: I'm sorry, Gamora.
Gamora: No! [realizes what Thanos is about to do] NOOO!!!
[Thanos drags Gamora from a cliff and throws her to her death, which soon grants him the Soul Stone]

Quill: I'm gonna ask you this one time: Where is Gamora?
Stark: Yeah, I'll do you one better. Who is Gamora?
Drax: I'll do you one better. Why is Gamora?

Parker: What do you guys do exactly?
Mantis: We kick names, and take ass!

[Thanos emerges from a teleport on the ruined Titan]
Strange: Yeah, you're much more of a "Thanos".
Thanos: I take it that Maw is dead? This day extracts a heavy toll. Still, he accomplished his mission.
Strange: You may regret that. He brought you face to face with the master of the mystic arts.
Thanos: Where do you think he brought you?
Strange: Your home?
Thanos: It was. And it was beautiful. Titan was like most planets: too many mouths, not enough to go around. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution.
Strange: Genocide.
Thanos: At random. Dispassionate, fair. Rich and poor alike. They called me a madman. And what I predicted came to pass.
Strange: Congratulations, you're a prophet.
Thanos: I'm a survivor.
Strange: Who wants to murder trillions.
Thanos: With all six stones, I could simply snap my fingers and they would all cease to exist. You know what I call that? Mercy.
Strange: Then what?
Thanos: I finally rest. Watch the sun rise on a grateful universe. The hardest choices require the strongest wills.
Strange: [summons his Mandalas] I think you'll find our wills equal to yours.
Thanos: Ours? [Stark crushes him with a pillar of wreckage]
Stark: Piece of cake, Quill.
Quill: Yeah, if your goal is to piss him off!

Parker: Magic! More magic! Magic with a kick! Magic with a punch!
Thanos: INSECT!

Stark: You throw another moon at me, and I'm going to lose it.
Thanos: Stark.
Stark: You know me?
Thanos: I do. You're not the only one cursed with knowledge.
Stark: My only curse is you. [they fight]
Thanos: [wiping at wound on his cheek] All that for a drop of blood. [Thanos impales Stark] You have my respect, Stark. When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope they remember you.

Stark: [turns to Strange with tears in his eyes; realizing what's happening] Why did you do that? [referring to Strange giving Thanos the Time Stone earlier in exchange for Stark's life]
Strange: We're in the endgame now.

Thanos: Daughter.
Young Gamora: Did you do it?
Thanos: Yes.
Young Gamora: What did it cost?
Thanos: [weakly] ... Everything.

[Thanos, having gathered all the Infinity Stones, has snapped his fingers and disappeared using the Space Stone]
Bucky Barnes: Steve? [he stumbles, collapses into ash]
[On the battlefield, Wakankan soldiers disintegrate to ash, much to M'Baku's horror]
T'Challa: [reaching for a fallen Okoye] Up, General, up! This is no place to die. [suddenly disintegrates into ash]
Groot: [weakly] I...am...Groot? [Translation: "Dad?"]
Rocket: [watches Groot disintegrating; tearfully] No...no! No, Groot...no.
[Scarlet Witch is mourning over Vision. She turns into ash]
[An injured Falcon turns to ash, hidden in the brush]
War Machine: [searching for Falcon, missing him by only a few feet] Sam? Sam, where are you at?
[Back on Titan, a thunderstorm begins]
Mantis: Something is happening... [suddenly disintegrates into ash]
Drax: [to Quill; noticing his arm starting to disintegrate] Quill?
[Drax disintegrates to ash. Quill stares in terror]
Stark: Steady, Quill...
Quill: Oh, man. [disintegrates into ash]
Strange: Tony? [Stark turns to Strange] There was no other way. [turns to ash]
Parker: [feels himself starting to disintegrate] Mr. Stark? I don't feel so good...
Stark: [trying to be calm] You're all right.
Parker: [stumbling] I don't – I don't know what's happening! [grabs onto Stark in desperation and fear, tearfully] I don't wanna go, I don't wanna go. Mr. Stark, please. Please, I don't wanna go. I don't wanna go...I'm sorry.
[Parker turns ash in Stark's arms]
Nebula: [referring to Thanos] He did it...
[Stark mourns silently]
[Back on Wakanda, the remaining team members are left mourning near Vision's deactivated body]
War Machine: What is this? What the hell is happening?
Captain America: ... Oh, God.

Nick Fury: Still no word from Stark?
Maria Hill: No, not yet. We're watching every satellite in both hemispheres, there's still nothing. [receives three beeps from her device]
Fury: What is it?
Hill: Multiple bogeys over Wakanda.
Fury: Same energy signatures as New York?
Hill: Ten times bigger.
Fury: Call Clint. We'll meet him…
Hill: Nick! Nick!
[Suddenly, a car crashes into them; Hill goes over to check on the driver of the car, but sees no one in there]
Fury: Are they okay?
Hill: There's no one here.
[Suddenly, a helicopter, with ash flying out, crashes into a building]
Fury: Call Control. Code Red!
Hill: Nick? [Fury turns and she suddenly disintegrates]
Fury: Hill? [rushes off to their car, he gets a beeper and as he starts to transmit a distress signal; he starts to disintegrate] Oh, no. Motherf…
[Fury disintegrates. The beeper falls to the ground; we see the device display a red-and-blue star insignia]

Quotes about Avengers: Infinity War[edit]

  • This is the most intense, complex, and stirring Marvel Cinematic Universe film yet – though the sheer number of characters and storylines might make it a little challenging for non-hardcore fans. Full review
    • Michael Ordona, Common Sense Media [1]
  • A brashly entertaining jamboree, structured to show off each hero or heroine and give them just enough to do, and to update their mythologies without making it all feel like homework.
    • Owen Gleiberman, Variety [2]
  • Infinity War will challenge many a moviegoer, especially young ones.
    • Paul Asay, Plugged In [3]
  • Avengers: Infinity War delivers an exciting culmination of the MCU, though it's overstuffed and suffers from certain typical Marvel movie problems.
    • Molly Freeman, Screen Rant [4]

Taglines[edit]

  • Destiny arrives.
  • An entire universe. Once and for all.
  • Where will you be, when it all ends?

Cast[edit]

External links[edit]

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