Avengers: Infinity War

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Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same.

Avengers: Infinity War is a 2018 American superhero film in which the Avengers and the Guardians of the Galaxy attempt to stop Thanos from collecting the powerful Infinity Stones. It is the sequel to The Avengers and Avengers: Age of Ultron, and the nineteenth film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU).

Directed by Anthony and Joe Russo. Written by Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely.
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Tony Stark / Iron Man[edit]

  • [knighting Peter Parker into the Avengers] All right, kid, you're an Avenger now.
  • [Banner is unable to change into the Hulk] Dude. You're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.
  • [the Cloak of Levitation taps Tony on the shoulder] Wow, you are one seriously loyal piece of outerwear, aren't you?
  • [after Wong saves Bruce from Cull Obsidian] Wong, you're invited to my wedding!

Thor[edit]

  • You will die for that!
  • You know, I'm one thousand and five hundred years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I'm only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance – fate wills it so.

Bruce Banner / Hulk[edit]

  • There's an Ant-Man and a Spider-Man?!
  • [trying to change into the Hulk] C'mon, Hulk...what're you doing to me? [starts slapping himself multiple times] C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! [Hulk: NOOOO!] ... What do you mean, "No"!?
  • [trying to change into the Hulk while fighting Cull Obsidian in the Hulkbuster armor] Hulk. Hulk, I know you like making your entrance at the last second, well, this is it, man. This is the last, last second. Hulk! Hulk! Hulk! ... [Hulk: NOOOO!] Oh, screw you, ya big green asshole! I'll do it myself!

Steve Rogers / Captain America[edit]

  • [to Groot] I am Steve Rogers.
  • Everyone on my position, we have incoming. [Banner: Cap, that's him.] Eyes up. Stay sharp!
  • [last lines of the film] ... Oh, God.

Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow[edit]

  • [to Corvus Glaive and Proxima Midnight] We don't want to kill you. But we will.

James "Rhodey" Rhodes / War Machine[edit]

  • Don't start celebrating yet, guys. We got more incoming outside the dome!

Dr. Stephen Strange[edit]

  • We're in the endgame now.
  • [reluctantly agreeing with Stark about dealing with Thanos] All right, Stark, we go to him. But you have to understand this: When it comes to saving you, or the kid, or the Time Stone, I will not hesitate to let either of you die. I can't, because the universe depends on it.

Peter Parker / Spider-Man[edit]

T'Challa / Black Panther[edit]

  • Evacuate the city! Engage all defenses! And get this man a shield! [points at Steve Rogers]
  • [Bruce bows respectfully to T'Challa] We don't do that here. [Rhodey chuckles at Bruce dying of embarrassment]
  • WAKANDA FOREVER! [runs to battle as the others follow]

Gamora[edit]

  • The entire time I knew Thanos, he only ever had one goal: To bring balance to the universe by wiping out half of all life. He used to kill people planet by planet, massacre by massacre. [Drax: Including my own.] If he gets all six Infinity Stones, he can do it with the snap of his fingers, like this.

Loki[edit]

  • [last words; to Thanos] Almighty Thanos. I, Loki, Prince of Asgard... Odinson... The rightful King of Jotunheim, God of Mischief, do hereby pledge to you, my undying fidelity. [Thanos: "Undying". You should choose your words more carefully.] You... will never be... a god!

Vision[edit]

  • I've been giving a good deal of thought to this entity in my head, about its nature. Also, its composition. I think if it were exposed to a sufficiently powerful energy source, something very similar to its own signature, perhaps... its molecular integrity will fail.
  • [last words; to Wanda before she destroys the Mind Stone, only for Thanos to reverse with the Time Stone to retrieve him back alive and to grab the Stone from his head] It's alright. It's alright. I love you.

Wanda Maximoff / Scarlet Witch[edit]

  • That's too high a price.

Sam Wilson / Falcon[edit]

  • Hey, Cap. We got a situation out here.
  • [last words] Guys, we've got a Vision situation here!

Bucky Barnes / Winter Soldier[edit]

  • [Steve Rogers: How have you been, Buck?] Not bad, for the end of the world.

Mantis[edit]

  • [responding to Peter Parker asking what it is the Guardians do] Kick names, take ass.

Groot[edit]

  • I am Groot.
    • His only statement throughout the film, with various inflections.

Thanos[edit]

  • [giving his speech to Loki, who is surrendered by his children, the Black Order] I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. [grabs Thor by the head] It's frightening, turns the legs to jelly. I ask you, to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now, it's here. Or should I say... I AM.

Dialogue[edit]

Thanos: [speaking to Loki; Loki is surrendered by the Black Order] I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. [grabs Thor by the head] It's frightening, turns the legs to jelly. I ask you, to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives, all the same. And now, it's here. Or should I say... I AM.
Thor: [talking to Loki and looks pretty beat up] You talk too much.
Thanos: [talking to Loki] The Tesseract... or your brother's head. I assume you have a preference?
Loki: [talking to Thanos] Oh, I do. Kill away!
[Thanos uses the Power Stone and tortures Thor, and Loki has second thoughts for a few seconds]
Loki: ALRIGHT, STOP!
[Thanos stops using the Power Stone]
Thor: We don't have the Tesseract! It was destroyed on Asgard!
[Thanos ignores him and continues to stare at Loki. Loki pauses, before revealing the Tesseract in his possession.]
Thor: You really are the worst, brother.
Loki: [Stepping toward Thanos, holding the Tesseract in front of him.] I assure you, brother, the Sun will shine on us again.
Thanos: Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian.
Loki: [stops and pulls the Tesseract back] Well, for one thing, I'm not Asgardian. And for another... [picks this moment to quote Tony Stark] We have a Hulk.
[Hulk roars and attacks Thanos]

Wong: From the dawn of the universe, there was nothing. Then... boom. The Big Bang sends six elemental crystals, hurtling across the virgin universe. These Infinity Stones each control an essential aspect of existence.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Space. Reality. Power. Soul. Mind. And Time. [opens the Eye of Agamotto, revealing the Time Stone]
Tony Stark: Tell me his name again.
Bruce Banner: Thanos. He's a plague, Tony. He invades planets, he takes what he wants, he wipes out half the population. He sent Loki! The attack on New York, that's him!
Stark: [to himself] This is him... what's our timeline?
Banner: No telling. He has the Power and Space Stones, that already makes him the strongest creature in the whole universe! If he gets his hands on all six stones, Tony...
Strange: He could destroy life on a scale hitherto undreamt of.

Thor: There's six stones out there. Thanos already has the Power Stone because he stole it last week, when he decimated Xandar. He stole the Space Stone from me, when he destroyed my ship and slaughtered half my people. The Time and Mind Stones are safe on Earth. They're with the Avengers.
Peter Quill: The Avengers?
Thor: They're Earth's Mightiest Heroes.
Mantis: Like Kevin Bacon?
Thor: He may be on the team, I don't know. Haven't been there in a while. As for the Soul Stone, no one's ever seen that. No one even knows where it is. Therefore, Thanos can't get it. Therefore, he's going to Knowhere. Hence, he'll be getting the Reality Stone. You're welcome.
Gamora: Then we have to go to Knowhere now.
Thor: Wrong. Where we have to go, is Nidavellir.
Drax the Destroyer: That's a made up word.
Thor: All words are made up.
Rocket: Nidavellir is real? Seriously? I mean, that place is a legend. They make the most powerful, horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. I would very much like to go there, please.
Thor: The rabbit is correct, and clearly the smartest one among you.
Rocket: Rabbit?
Thor: Only Eitri the Dwarf King can make me the weapon I need.

Parker: [making introductions to Strange] I'm Peter, by the way.
Strange: Dr. Strange.
Parker: Oh... we're using our made up names. I'm Spider-Man then.

[The Quinjet carrying Rogers, Romanoff, Banner, Rhodey, Wilson, Maximoff, and Vision flies through the barrier protecting Wakanda and lands at the airfield outside the palace. T'Challa and his guards approach to greet the arrivals]
Okoye: When you said we were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined.
T'Challa: What did you imagine?
Okoye: The Olympics. Maybe a Starbucks.

Eitri: You were supposed to protect us! Asgard was supposed to protect us!
Thor: Asgard is destroyed. Eitri, the Glove. What did you do?
Eitri: Three hundred dwarves lived on this ring. If I thought I did what he asked, they'd be safe. I made what he wanted. A device capable of harnessing the power of the stones. And, he killed everyone anyway. All, except me. "Your life is yours", he said. "But your hands... your hands are mine alone."
Thor: Eitri, this isn't about your hands. Every weapon you've ever designed – every axe, hammer, sword – it's all inside your head. Now, I know it feels like all hope is lost. Trust me, I know. But together, you and I, we can kill Thanos.

Groot: I am Groot!
Thor: You can pour what's in the cup out in space then go in the cup again.
Rocket: You speak Groot?!
Thor: Yes, they taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.
Groot: I am Groot?
Thor: You'll know when we're close. Nidavellir's forge harnesses the blazing power of a Neutron Star. It's the birthplace of my hammer; it's truly awesome.
Rocket: [to himself] Okay, time to be the Captain. [to Thor] So, dead brother, huh? That can be annoying.
Thor: Well, he's been dead before. But this time... I think it really might be true.
Rocket: And you said that your sister and your dad...
Thor: Both dead.
Rocket: But, still got a mom, though?
Thor: Killed by a Dark Elf.
Rocket: Best friend?
Thor: Stabbed through the heart.
Rocket: You sure you're up for this particular murder mission?
Thor: Absolutely. The rage, vengeance, anger, loss, regret, they're all tremendous motivators. They truly clear the mind... so, I'm good to go.
Rocket: Yeah, but this is Thanos we're talking about, he's the toughest there is.
Thor: Well, he's never fought me.
Rocket: Yeah, he has!
Thor: Well, he's never fought me twice. And I'll have a new hammer, don't forget.
Rocket: Well, it'd better be some hammer.
Thor: You know, I'm one thousand and five hundred years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that, and every one of them would have rather killed me, but none succeeded. I'm only alive because Fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest in a long line of bastards, and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance. Fate wills it so.
Rocket: And what if you're wrong?
Thor: Well, if I'm wrong, then... what more could I lose?

[After torturing Nebula and accessing her memory file to find out that Gamora has confessed to burning the map to the Soul Stone]
Thanos: You're strong. Me…you're generous. Me…but I never taught you to lie. That's why you're so bad at it. Where…is…the Soul Stone?
Gamora: [Thanos starts torturing Nebula again, which finally breaks Gamora to confess] Vormir!! The Stone is on Vormir!
Thanos: Show me.

Stonekeeper: Welcome, Thanos, son of Eros, Gamora, daughter of Thanos.
Thanos: You know us?
Stonekeeper: It is my curse to know all who journey here.
Thanos: Where is the Soul Stone?
Stonekeeper: You should know: it extracts a terrible price.
Thanos: I am prepared.
Stonekeeper: We all think that at first. [his face is revealed as the Red Skull] We are all wrong.
Thanos: How is it you know this place so well?
Red Skull: A lifetime ago, I too sought the stones. I even held one in my hand. But it cast me out, banished me here, guiding others to a treasure I cannot possess.

Thunderbolt Ross: Still no word from Vision?
Col. James "Rhodey" Rhodes: Satellites lost him somewhere over Edinburgh.
Ross: On a stolen Quinjet with four of the world's most wanted criminals.
Rhodey: You know, they're only criminals because you've chosen to call them that, right sir?
Ross: My God, Rhodes. Your talent for horseshit rivals my own.
Rhodey: If it weren't for those Accords, Vision would've been right here.
Ross: I remember your signature on those papers, Colonel.
Rhodey: That's right. I'm pretty sure I've paid for that.
Ross: You having second thoughts?
Rhodey: Not anymore.
[Rogers, Romanoff, Vision, Wanda, and Sam enter the room in the New Avengers Facility]
Steve Rogers: Mister Secretary.
Ross: You got some nerve, I'll give you that.
Natasha Romanoff: You could use some of that right now.
Ross: The world's on fire and you think all is forgiven?
Steve: I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission. Earth just lost her best defender, so we're here to fight. If you wanna stand in our way, we'll fight you too.
Ross: Arrest them.
Rhodey: All over it. [shuts off the hologram] That's a court martial. Great to see you, Cap.
Rogers: You too, Rhodey.
Romanoff: Hey.
Rhodey: Well. You guys really look like crap. Must've been a rough couple of years.
Sam Wilson: Yeah. Well, the hotels weren't exactly five star.
Banner: [entering into the room] I think you look great. Yeah, I'm back.
Romanoff: Hi, Bruce.
Banner: Nat.
Sam: ... This is awkward.

Gamora: All my life I dreamed of a day, a moment, when you got what you deserved. And I was always so disappointed. But now, you kill and torture and you call it mercy. The universe has judged you. You asked it for a prize and it told you no. You failed. And do you wanna know why? Because you love nothing. No one.
Thanos: [sheds a tear] No.
Gamora: Really? Tears?
Red Skull: They are not for him.
[Gamora realizes what Thanos is going to do]
Gamora: No. This isn't love.
Thanos: I ignored my destiny once. I cannot do that again. Even... for you.
[After a long beat, Gamora takes the double-edged knife Thanos had given her, then tries to kill herself. But Thanos uses the Reality Stone, turning the knife into bubbles]
Thanos: [anguished] I'm sorry, Gamora.
Gamora: [muted] NO!

Star-Lord: Alright, everybody, stay where you are, chill the eff out... I'm gonna ask you this one time. Where is Gamora?
Iron Man: [raises his voice] Yeah, I'll do you one better. Who is Gamora?
Drax: [also raises his voice] I'll do you one better! Why is Gamora!?!
Star-Lord: [while having his Quad-Blaster aimed at Spider-Man's head] Tell me where the girl is, or I swear I'm gonna french-fry this little freak.
Iron Man: Let's do it! You shoot my guy, and I'll blast him, let's go! [aims his iron nano-repulsor weapon at Drax's face]
Drax: Do it, Quill! I can take it.
Mantis: [while wrapped around in Spider-Man's webs] No, he can't take it!
Strange: [deadpan] She's right. You can't.
Star-Lord: Oh, yeah? You don't want to tell me where she is? That's fine, I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself! [to Spider-Man] Starting with you!
Strange: Wait, what. Thanos... [trying to clarify the situation] Let me ask you this one time. What master do you serve?
Star-Lord: What master do I serve? What am I suppposed to say, Jesus?
Iron Man: You're from Earth.
Star-Lord: I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri.
Iron Man: Yeah, that's on Earth, ya dipshit. What are you hassling us for?!
Spider-Man: So, you're not with Thanos?
Star-Lord: [annoyed] "With Thanos"?! No, I'm here to kill Thanos! He took my girl. Wait... who are you?
Spider-Man: [his mask comes off to reveal a severely affronted Peter Parker] We're the Avengers, man.
Mantis: You're the ones Thor told us about!
Iron Man: You know Thor!?
Star-Lord: Yeah. Tall guy, not that good looking, needed saving.
Strange: Where is he now?

[Strange was floating mid-air, cross-legged in meditation pose, with his head snapping all over the place]
Strange: I went forward in time... to view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.
Quill: How many did you see?
Strange: Fourteen million, six hundred and five.
Stark: How many did we win?
[Beat]
Strange: ... One.

[Thanos emerges from a teleport on the ruined Titan]
Strange: Oh, yeah. You're much more of a "Thanos".
Thanos: I take it that Maw is dead? This day extracts a heavy toll. Still, he accomplished his mission.
Strange: You may regret that. He brought you face-to-face with the Master of the Mystic Arts.
Thanos: Where do you think he brought you?
Strange: Let me guess. Your home.
Thanos: It was. [activates the Reality Stone, showing a holographic image of a populated Titan] And it was beautiful. Titan was like most planets; too many mouths, not enough to go around. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution.
Strange: Genocide?
Thanos: At random. Dispassionate, fair - to rich and poor alike. They called me a madman... and what I predicted came to pass.
Strange: Congratulations, you're a prophet.
Thanos: I'm a survivor.
Strange: Who wants to murder trillions.
Thanos: With all six stones, I could simply snap my fingers; they would all cease to exist. I call that... mercy.
Strange: Then what?
Thanos: I finally rest and watch the Sun rise on a grateful universe. The hardest choices require the strongest wills.
Strange: [he summons his Mandalas, entering a fighting pose] I think you'll find our wills equal to yours.
Thanos: "Ours"?
[Stark crushes Thanos with a pillar of wreckage]
Stark: Peace of cake, Quill.
Quill: Yeah, if your goal is to piss him off!

Thor: Forefathers, give me strength.
Eitri: You understand, boy? You're about to take the full force of a star. It'll kill you.
Thor: Only if I die.
Eitri: [confused] ... Yes. That's what "killing you" means.

[Mantis places her hand on Thanos]
Star-Lord: I thought you'd be harder to catch. For the record, this was my plan. Not so strong now, huh? Where is Gamora?
Thanos: . . . . My Gamora?
Star-Lord: Oh, bull–shit. Where is she?
Mantis: [shocked] He is in anguish!
Star-Lord: Good.
Mantis: [crying] He… he… he mourns!
Drax: What does this monster have to mourn?!
Nebula: Gamora.
Star-Lord: … What?
Nebula: He took her to Vormir. He came back with the Soul Stone…but she didn't.
Iron Man: Okay, Quill, you gotta cool it right now, understand?
[Quill slowly turns to Thanos]
Iron Man: Don't, don't, don't engage, we've almost got this off!
Star-Lord: Tell me she's lying. [enraged] ASSHOLE! Tell me you didn't do it!
Thanos: I had to.
Star-Lord: [while starting to tear up; quietly] No, you didn't… No, you didn't… [he continues to rage and then proceeds to pistol-whipping Thanos in the face] NO, YOU DIDN'T!
Drax: Quill!!

Tony Stark: You throw another moon at me, and I'm going to lose it.
Thanos: Stark.
Tony Stark: You know me?
Thanos: I do. You're not the only one cursed with knowledge.
Tony Stark: My only curse is you.
[They fight]
Thanos: [wiping at wound on his cheek] All that for a drop of blood. [Thanos impales Stark with his own blade] You have my respect, Stark. When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope they remember you.

[Strange has given Thanos the Time Stone and then traveled to Wakanda in order to get the Mind Stone from Vision. Quill looks horrified]
Quill: Where is she?! Did we just lose?
Stark: [turns to Strange] Why'd you do that?
Strange: ... We're in the endgame now.

[Scarlet Witch has just destroyed the Mind Stone from Vision's head in order for Thanos to not get it]
Thanos: I understand, my child. Better than anyone.
Scarlet Witch: You could never.
Thanos: Today, I lost more than you can know. But now, is no time to mourn. Now... is no time at all.
[Thanos activates the Time Stone and reverses the Mind Stone's destruction to retrieve Vision back alive]
Scarlet Witch: No!

[Last lines]
[After Thanos collects the Mind Stone, Thor incapacitates Thanos with Stormbreaker, only to survive through the impale, seeing the damaged inflicted on the scorched Gauntlet]
Thor: What did you do? [angrily] WHAT DID YOU DO?!
[Thanos mockingly smirks at Thor before he uses the Space Stone and teleports away, leaving a bloody Stormbreaker left on the Wakandian field]
Captain America: Where'd he go? Thor... where'd he go?
Bucky Barnes: [feeling his arm turning into ash] Steve?
[Bucky suddenly stumbles over, and collapses into ashes, much to Steve's shock; Thor stares at Steve mourning his friend's death. On the battlefield, Wakankan soldiers disintegrate to ashes, much to Ayo and M'Baku's horrors. Multiple Wakandian ships with ashes flying out collapse into the battlefield in the background]
T'Challa: [while reaching for a fallen Okoye] Up, General. Up! This is no place to die. [he suddenly disintegrates into ashes and Okoye falls back on the ground, much to her anguish]
Okoye: [as she watches T'Challa disintegrate] Hezvo?
Groot: [resting on a tree branch; slowly disintegrating, to Rocket] I am Groot... [Translation: "Dad?"]
Rocket: [as Groot starts slowly to disintegrate, much to Rocket's horror] No... No. No, no, no! Groot, no.
[Scarlet Witch is mourning over Vision. She then turns into ashes. An injured Falcon turns to ashes, hidden in the brush]
War Machine: [searching for Falcon, missing him by only a few feet] Sam? Sam!? Where you at?!
[Back on Titan, the remaining members of the Guardians and Avengers help themselves up from their battle against Thanos they had lost]
Mantis: [sensing those who got disintegrated] Something is happening. [she gets killed into ashes]
Drax: [to Quill; his right arm and lower-half of his body slowly turns to ashes] Quill...?
[Drax gets disintegrated next as Quill stares in horror]
Tony Stark: Steady, Quill.
Quill: Aw, man.
[Quill also gets disintegrated into ashes]
Strange: [calmly turns to Stark] Tony... There was no other way. [he finally gets erased]
Parker: [feels himself starting to disintegrate and doesn't want to die] Mr. Stark? I don't feel so good...
Tony Stark: [trying to be calm] You're all right.
Parker: [stumbling] I don't know what's – I don't know what's happening. I don't – [Parker falls into Stark's arms, clutching him tight and crying] Save me, save me! I don't wanna go, I don't wanna go, Sir, please. Please, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go... I'm sorry.
[Parker disintegrates into ashes in Stark's arms]
Nebula: [referring to Thanos] He did it.
[Stark mourns silently at his failure it caused. Back on Wakanda, the remaining team members, Captain America, Thor, War Machine, Black Widow, Bruce Banner, and Rocket are left mourning near Vision's dead body]
War Machine: What is this? What the hell is happening?
Captain America: . . . . . . . . . . Oh, God.
[Meanwhile, on a different planet, Thanos sits down and watches the Sun rising]

Nick Fury: Still no word from Stark?
Maria Hill: No, not yet. We're watching every satellite in both hemispheres, there's still nothing. [receives three beeps from her device]
Fury: What is it?
Hill: Multiple bogeys over Wakanda.
Fury: Same energy signatures as New York?
Hill: Ten times bigger.
Fury: Call Klein. We'll meet him at –
Hill: Nick, NICK!
[Suddenly, a car crashes into them. Hill goes over to check on the driver of the car, but sees no one is in there]
Fury: They okay?
Hill: There's no one here.
[Suddenly, a helicopter, with ash flying out, crashes into a building. People around them suddenly disintegrate]
Fury: Call control. Code Red!
Hill: Nick...?
[Fury turns around to see Hill disintegrating]
Fury: Hill? [rushes off to their car. Fury gets a beeper and as he starts to transmit a distress signal before he slowly disintegrates] Oh, no. Motherf –
[Fury disintegrates. The beeper falls to the ground; we see the device display a red-and-blue star insignia, indicating Captain Marvel's signal]

Quotes about Avengers: Infinity War[edit]

  • This is the most intense, complex, and stirring Marvel Cinematic Universe film yet – though the sheer number of characters and storylines might make it a little challenging for non-hardcore fans. Full review
    • Michael Ordona, Common Sense Media [1]
  • A brashly entertaining jamboree, structured to show off each hero or heroine and give them just enough to do, and to update their mythologies without making it all feel like homework.
    • Owen Gleiberman, Variety [2]
  • Infinity War will challenge many a moviegoer, especially young ones.
    • Paul Asay, Plugged In [3]
  • Avengers: Infinity War delivers an exciting culmination of the MCU, though it's overstuffed and suffers from certain typical Marvel movie problems.
    • Molly Freeman, Screen Rant [4]

Taglines[edit]

  • Destiny arrives.
  • An entire universe. Once and for all.
  • Where will you be, when it all ends?

Cast[edit]

External links[edit]

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