Spy Kids

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Spy Kids is a 2001 family film starring Alexa PenaVega and Daryl Sabara. Upon finding that their average-Joe parents were superspies, working with the OSS, Carmen and Juni's parents get kidnapped by entertainer Fegan Floop. So the kids set out to rescue their parents.

Carmen Cortez[edit]

  • My parents can't be spies, they aren't cool enough!
  • So are we.
  • Sorry Juni, you can't be a spy.
  • That's the safehouse?

Juni Cortez[edit]

  • I'm toast.
  • (upon finding his father as a Fooglie) The one I drew. ...It's Dad.
  • Looks more like an outhouse.
  • That's because I'm mad! You kidnapped my parents, made robot children, and swallowed up my sister!

Fegan Floop[edit]

  • Minion?
  • I never wanted any of that.
  • Oh great. From sweaty hands, sprout warts. Do you know why you have sweaty hands?
  • You don't look very scared to me.
  • Thank you Minion. Now all I have to do is to make them work for real.


Dialogue[edit]

Juni: (puts on sunglasses) Ew, gross!
Carmen: What do you see?
Juni: You!
Carmen: [sarcastic] Very funny.

Ms. Gradenko: Hi, I'm Ms Gradenko, we worked with your parents.
Carmen: We?
Ms. Gradenko: Oh, I can understand you don't trust me. You were a baby when we first met. [Opens door and enters] Remember me now? [Carmen shakes her head.] Sorry. I have a key, you see? We're all on the same side. We're here to protect you.
Carmen My mom has a bracelet like that.
Ms. Gradenko: OSS, standard issue. We all have one.
Carmen: OSS? You work with my parents?
Ms. Gradenko: Yes. [Her men start walking round the safehouse and begin examining objects] Now, please listen closely. Open your ears. Your father was able to send one last communique this morning before he disappeared. It consisted of 5 letters: F-L-O-O...P.
Juni: [in disbelief] But you're wrong. Fabulous Floop would never do that.
Ms. Gradenko: Oh, trust me, he's not that fabulous. In fact... [displays the photos of the Fooglies] recognize these?
Juni: Floop's Fooglies. I got toy versions.
Ms. Gradenko: This is what they look like before he mutated them. [Gradenko shows that the Fooglies are actually mutated secret agents.]
Carmen: You mean these mutants are captured secret agents?
Ms. Gradenko: We're dealing with a genius.
Carmen: [to Juni] Told you Floop was a freak.
Ms. Gradenko: And you know that cute little tuneless song the characters sing? Play it backwards.
Fooglies: We're trapped! Floop is a madman! Help us! Save us! Floop is a madman! Help us! Save us!
Ms. Gradenko: A cry for help.
Carmen: [Referring to the Fooglies] Will Floop do that to Mom and Dad?
Ms. Gradenko: Definitely. Unless he gets something your father helped develop. If there's anything you can possibly remember--
Carmen: [quietly] The Third Brain lives.
Ms. Gradenko: What?
Carmen: Um, Felix said that he has a message for the OSS, and here you are.
Ms. Gradenko: Here I am. What's the message?
Carmen: The Third Brain lives.
Ms. Gradenko: Ohh. Carmen, you have just joined the ranks of women spies in the OSS. Brilliant.
Juni: [rolls eyes] Girls.
Ms. Gradenko: Now, where does the Third Brain live exactly? Did Felix tell you that?
Carmen: I don't think he said.
Ms. Gradenko: He didn't say? Are you sure? Search the place. It wasn't at the house, so it must be here.
Carmen: You were at our house? [Gradenko laughs]
Juni: [seeing the N.I.X. Superguppy being sunk] Oh, no!
Ms. Gradenko: [sees the Third Brain] Oh, my God. It exists.
Carmen: That's what Floop wants?
Ms. Gradenko: Oh! It's so beautiful!
Juni: Carmen! She's working for Floop! [Carmen runs to Juni]
Ms. Gradenko: [to henchman] Fly this to Floop's castle immediately.
Henchman: Yes, ma'am.
Carmen: Don't move! [holds up gadget]
[the henchmen and Ms. Gradenko laugh]
Ms Gradenko: You don't even know what those things are!
Carmen: [throwing stance] I know they're heavy.

Carmen: [Juni contacts her through the walkie talkie] What?!
Juni: [into walkie-talkie] Where did you go?
Carmen: I'm right behind him! Where are you?!
Juni: I'm toast.

Juni: Don't drop me!
Carmen: I'm not going to drop you! (drops Juni) Oops.

Ms. Gradenko: Have a seat, Mr Lithp. You'll be more comfortable.
Mr. Lisp: It's Lisp. [sits down] My army, Ms Gradenko, is the only comfort I need.
Minion: [puts mutated right hand on Lisp] [high-pitched] They're right on their way, sir.
Mr. Lisp: [sees Minion's head] [shocked] Minion? What happened to your head?
Minion: [high-pitched] Oh, don't worry. I think it's reversible.

(Minion is speaking to Lisp on the TV)
Mr. Lisp: I trust this time Floop will have a success to show us.
Minion The Fabulous Floop is away on other business, sir. Your army is complete. The Ultimate Destructive Force is now within your hands.
Lisp: I'll believe that. When I see it. [cuts off his webcam]
[Minion sits back. Ms Gradenko places her hand on his shoulder.]
Minion: Welcome back, Ms. Gradenko. [Minion takes Gradenko's hand and kisses it.]
Ms. Gradenko: [Revealed to be half-bald] It's good to be back, Alex. Let's never have children.

[last lines]
Devlin: Ah, Cortezes. An emergency assignment has come up in the Far East. I need you on it right away.
Ingrid: Oh, sorry, Devlin. We haven't talked about this as a family yet, so--
Gregorio: Whether we come out of retirement or, or not is a decision that is up to us. And our kids.
Devlin: Uh, Gregorio, Ingrid, I wasn't talking to you.
Gregorio: Ey?
Devlin: No, this assignment is for Carmen and Juni. They're the ones we need. They're the two most amazing field agents that this organization's ever seen. So what do you say, kids? You up for it?
Juni: Devlin, if you want the Cortezes, you take all the Cortezes. Even Mom and Dad.
Carmen: From now on, whatever we do, we do together. Spy work? That's easy. Keeping a family together, that's difficult. And that's the mission worth fighting for. [turns off TV, and the credits roll.]

Cast[edit]

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