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We're Not Trying To...[edit]


This quote has been added to the Criminal Minds Wiki Quote Page Criminal Minds under Season 2, Episode 12. You can jump directly to this episode by clicking below:

Criminal Minds Season 2, Episode 12: Profiler Profiled

From the episode where Morgan was suspected of being a killer, they have an important quote I hope someone can find and put up. It's about trusting that the investigators are trying to gather evidence, not rush to convict an innocent man. Kilyle 10:43, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

Criminal Minds I'm Lying[edit]

Quotes: (DO NOT EDIT IT PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

JJ: I am going to find a man who can love someone besides himself!
Mateo: (angrily) Go live with your mother! She is the one to be crazy to put up with you!
JJ: It's over!
Mateo: About time!
JJ: Goodbye! (leaves and runs away)
Mateo: Good Advinice! JJ! Go live with your mother! I said go live with your mother! NOW!!!! Wait a minute STOP!!!!!!!! Wait!!!! Listen to me! Don't you dare. I you put one hand on that car! Are you listening to me? Go live with your moth... (JJ hits the car) JJ!
Reid: (whispering) He hit that car.
Mateo: That's right. You just put that your tail to go live your mother JJ! Starring now... Or you are all fired! (hits JJ very painfully)
JJ: Ow!
Mateo: You are in big TROUBLE!!!! JJ! JJ! JJ! JJ!
Morgan: And now what happened?!
Mateo: Morgan? You are not gonna forgive me. Morgan, look! I just heard the same words she did, and she was not gonna live with her mother!
Morgan: Well? You are not gonna just sit there like that! We just have to find her.
Mateo: (calmer) If things doesn't start that way... I gotta find her.
Reid: Are you in a good mood?
Mateo: I'm not in a good mood! I am in kind of a bad mood today! I was not in a best mood today! Sometimes it's not nice to yell at people but i'm feeling kinda interupted today. Today... IT IS SO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!
Reid: What happened?!
Mateo: JJ and I had a huge fight about go livin' with his mother, when she was the one to be crazy to put up with her. That wasn't her fault at all. I'm so mad!!!!!
Hotch: Try to make up!
Mateo: I didn't start it! So I'm not gonna apologize! No way! NOHOW!!!!!
Morgan: There's nothing can be done right now. Let's just leave him alone for a while. Let's find JJ.
Gideon: What had you done?
JJ: I had a huge fight with Mateo! I'm so upset!


JJ and Mateo had a fight about not going to live with her mother in afternoon. Morgan told Reid that it was very loud. They fight all over and over again. JJ's angry at Mateo for not being happy and Mateo's angry at everything

Paint Job[edit]


  • JJ: This is for you man... Oh! Hey Hotch.
  • Hotch: DID YOU PUT CHINESE FOOD ALL OVER THIS OFFICE!!!?! DON'T DENY IT!!!!!!!! I SAW YOU!!!!! I SAW YOU PUT CHINESE FOOD ALL OVER THIS HOUSE!!!! And guess what???!! You're just as guilty it gets!!!!! Guess what? You want... You're cleaning it too! Don't worry... GAUGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (punches pouch) YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!?!?!?! (Hotch screams) THIS IS A PRESSURE WASHER!!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BETTER OTHERWISE, I'M GOING TO FIRE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO CLEAN UP THIS MESS OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When did this page become simply a home for the characters quoting writers?[edit]

The quotes are nice, but what about actual dialogue from the characters on the show? ~ UDScott (talk) 19:48, 18 January 2016 (UTC)

I've begun adding quotes from the show's dialogue (Season 1 is now complete). ~ UDScott (talk) 19:51, 13 February 2016 (UTC)

Dear UDScott, i believe it will be better if this page be dedicated to the quotes said by profilers. I understand your point of view, but if there is dialogues to the show added here, deviating the purpose, hence this shouldn't be in Wikiquote. Also i have reverted the page back to it's original state. Let's discuss if we have any other differences. Cheers.--Evan Weinstein (talk) 14:35, 21 May 2016 (UTC)

I don't think you understand this site at all. The point of having a page for this or other TV shows is to quote from the dialogue in the show. Merely quoting when a character quotes from someone else does nothing to show what the writers of the show created. They are fine to have when there aren't other memorable quotes, but to strip this page down to only instances fo someone quoting others is not the way to go - that would leave it as simply a version of Bartlet's Familiar Quotations. ~ UDScott (talk) 17:20, 21 May 2016 (UTC)

The quote in episode 1.14 attributed to Albert Pine was mistaken. The actual quote was by Albert Pike from his book "Ex Corde Locutiones: Words from the Heart Spoken of His Dead Brethren".