Talk:Failure

Horrid quotes

Full of fluff, this page has little real meaning. It isn't useful. Most of these quotes treat failure as a negative, provide no insights and teach nothing. 71.212.148.31 17:19, 23 December 2019 (UTC)

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• Failure is not an option.
  • Gene Kranz, Flight Director NASA, During the Apollo 13 Crisis

• I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
  • Thomas Edison

• If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure.
  • H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

• Failure is all part of success
  • T Dawg

• EPIC FAIL!
  • Anonymous

• This organization does not tolerate failure.
  • Ernst Stavro Blofeld, head of SPECTRE, in the James Bond series written by Ian Fleming.

• Failure plus failure plus failure equals success. You only fail when you quit.
  • Jack Hyles
  • Unattributed derivatives: "Failure equals success." and "Failure = Success"

• If we do not succeed we run the risk of failure.
  • Dan Quayle, Vice President of the United States.

• There is no failure except in no longer trying.
  • Elbert Hubbard

• You never know where bottom is until you plumb for it.
  • Frederick Laing

• Failure is not Final.
  • John Haggee

• If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again. Then quit. There's no use in being a damn fool about it.
  • W. C. Fields

• How far high failure overleaps the bounds of low success.
  • Lewis Morris

• When a man blames others for his failures, it's a good idea to credit others with his successes.
  • Howard W. Newton

• There is no failure, only learning experiences
  • Anonymous

• If at first you don't succeed, redefine what you did as success.
  • Stephen Colbert

• Failing to plan is planning to fail.
• (Variant) Failure to plan is planning to fail.
• (Variant) If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.
  • Anonymous

• Failure is always an option.
  • Adam Savage

• To fall is not to fail, you fail when you don't try
  • Superchick

• Failure is an illusion - it is only a lesson learned.
  • Anonymous

• Failure is simply an opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
  • Henry Ford

• You tried your best and failed miserably, the lesson is: "Never try".
  • Homer Simpson, in The Simpsons.