The Amazing World of Gumball (season 1)

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The Amazing World of Gumball (2011–2019) is an animated television series created by Ben Bocquelet for Cartoon Network. The series revolves around the lives of 12-year-old Gumball Watterson, a blue cat, and his goldfish best friend—adoptive brother 10-year-old Darwin, who attends middle school in the fictional city of Elmore.

The DVD [1.01]

NICOLE: Gumball, don't forget to return that DVD today or we'll get a fine.

GUMBALL: Can't you do it? You're the one with a car.

NICOLE: I wasn't the one who watched Alligators on a Train seventy two times.

GUMBALL: But technically. You rented it with your own money.

NICOLE: The money I have to go and earn to feed you kids!

GUMBALL: The kids, you decided to have.

(GRUNTS AND PUNCHES THE DOOR)

GUMBALL: Yep! No problem. Mom! I'll take it back..

NICOLE: Oh, very kind of you, honey! And don't forget to put on some pants. Bye-Bye!

GUMBALL: Darwin, have you seen the DVD anywhere I- DARWIN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

DARWIN: I'm using the pizza cutter.

GUMBALL: THATS NOT THE PIZZA CUTTER. THAT'S A DVD I- GIVE ME THAT! Aw, man, you really have to be careful with these things. [Wipes the DVD with a sponge, unknowingly using the abrasive side] The slightest scratch, and they're ruined... forever!

Darwin: Uh, Gumball...

Gumball: Ap-ap-ap! I am fed up with your carelessness, Darwin. This disc utilizes laser technology. You have to treat it with respect.

Darwin: You're using the wrong side of the scrubby sponge.

[Gumball stops scrubbing and sees that the DVD has multiple scratches. He screams and accidentally throws the DVD into the garbage disposal, grinding it up]

Gumball: [Crying] No! Nooo! What are we gonna do?!

Darwin: Face the consequences of our actions and tell Mom?

Gumball: Don't be silly. I've got a much better idea.

[In front of Laser Video, Gumball puts a cardboard replica of the disc into the DVD case]

Gumball: There! You can make anything with cardboard, and no one will notice the difference.

Darwin: Really? It looks kind of obvious.

Gumball: Man, you say that, but I lost my trousers three weeks ago, and still, no one's noticed. [Walks away awkwardly in cardboard pants]

Darwin: Everyone's noticed that walk, though.

Gumball: Really?

Darwin: You look like you went to the bathroom in a spacesuit.

[Back in the Wattersons' house, Gumball is lying on the couch flipping between channels on the TV. Darwin runs in with a red envelope]

Darwin: [Urgently] Dude! It's a letter from Laser Video!

Gumball: Ah, so what? Put it with the others.

[Gumball points to a small pile of letters beside the couch]

Darwin: No, this one's red! It means urgent!

Gumball: Red envelope or red writing?

Darwin: Red writing on red envelope. It's really hard to read, actually.

[Darwin opens the envelope as Gumball starts to feel anxious]

Darwin: It says we have to pay twenty-five dollars for the DVD!

Gumball: Ah! What are we gonna do?!

Darwin: Face the consequences of our actions and tell Mom?

Gumball: No, no, no, no, no. Just give me a little time to think.

Outside a convenience store, Gumball and Darwin are shown begging for money using an old hat]

Darwin: It took you two days to think of this?

Gumball: Less complaining, more begging! How much have we got anyway?

Darwin: [Rifles through the change in their hat] Like three dollars?

Gumball: Great. Twenty-two more, and we can pay for the DVD. Now pinch me. We get more when it looks like I'm crying.

[Darwin pinches Gumball's arm, causing him to tear up]

Hobo: The reason you guys are on the streets is to pay a DVD fine?

Gumball: Yeah, I know. It's crazy, right? People don't understand how hard our life is.

[The hobo reaches down, switching his empty hat with theirs]

Gumball: Hey!

[When Gumball tries to take their money back, the hobo starts grunting. Every time Gumball's hand moves toward the hat, the hobo growls. Darwin begins beatboxing, and the hobo grunts along to the rhythm. Gary passes by and drops money into the boys' hat]

Gumball: Yes!

Darwin: Yay!

[The hobo swipes their money and walks into the store]

Gumball: But...

Darwin: That guy stole our cash!

Gumball: [Sighs] Well, Darwin, sometimes in life, you have to realize that there are less fortunate people than ourselves. He needs that money more than we do.

Hobo: [Exits the store] Woo-hoo! I won! I spent your money on a scratch card, and now, I'm a millionaire!

Gumball: That's great! So, can we have our four dollars back?

Hobo: Oh, uh, s-sorry, guys. I-I don't have any, any change. [Walks away with the sound of numerous coins jingling in his coat. Gumball sighs]

Machine: You have eight new messages.

Larry: [In message] Hi, Laser Video here— [Darwin skips the message] Hello, it's Laser Video, we— [Skips] You need to bring back— [Skips] You need— [Skips] to bring— [Skips] the film— [Skips] back to the shop. [Skips] Ha, ha, I knew you were trying to skip my messages.

Darwin: Gumball, I think we need to get a job.

Gumball: [Looking through the newspaper] Hmm. Can you cook?

Darwin: No.

Gumball: Can you drive?

Darwin: No.

Gumball: Can you speak Chinese?

Darwin: 唔算好，算就識簡單的普通話，只可用作簡單的交集。例如購買報紙，但又不能流利，還能。

(Translation) Not too well, I guess I know some simple Mandarin, only enough for simple interactions. For example, buying a newspaper, but I still can't speak fluently, just so-so.

[The subtitles say "No."]

Gumball: Can you provide inspirational leadership to a core team of thirty people, covering both national or international markets?

Darwin: Mmm, no.

Gumball: [Excited] Wait, how about this one?! "Looking for a person with no skills or training to serve as a scientific subject for the cosmetics industry."

Darwin: What does that mean?

Gumball: It means they'll put makeup on us and see if it looks nice.

Darwin: [Gasp] Kind of like modeling?!

Gumball: Yeah!

Darwin: I've always thought I'd make a good model.

Gumball: What makes you think that?

Darwin: My cheekbones.

Gumball: There are bones in there?

[Gumball pushes his hand deep into Darwin's cheek and discovers the bone]

Gumball: Oh, huh. There are.

Martha: Are you boys eighteen?

Gumball: Uh, does it count if I've been both eight and ten?

Martha: [Sighs] I suppose so. Now step into the makeup booth.

Voice: Please relax. Look into the red dot and pout.

[As the machine applies the makeup, Gumball screams and falls, while Darwin stands calm and composed]

Darwin: [Looks in the mirror] Hey, that's not bad! Looking good. [Screams] What happened to you?!

Gumball: [Swollen] I think I'm allergic. [Slurps] How come you look so good? [Slurps again]

Darwin: I don't know. Maybe it has something to do with my... perfect skin.

Gumball: I think I'm gonna get this off. [Wipes his face with a cloth, causing both the makeup and his eye to smear] What happened? Why am I looking at the floor?

Martha: Okay, boys. So how did the tests go? [Sees Gumball] AAH—

Gumball: I can't believe she only gave us five bucks! It cost more than that to get home on the bus. [Struggles to open the door, finally opening it to find a large pile of envelopes blocking the way] Huh? Oh, man! More letters from Laser Video! Oh, we are in so much trouble. We have to hide these before Mom gets home.

[The phone suddenly rings, and Gumball goes to answer it]

Gumball: [Calmly] Yes?

Nicole: Honey, are you in trouble? Because my mother senses are tingling. I can smell trouble.

[Gumball's tone shifts from calm to surprised at the mention of "trouble"]

Gumball: Trouble? [Chuckles nervously] No, we're fine. Absolutely fine. No trouble here, bye.

Nicole: Are you lying?

Gumball: [Laughs] Oh, no, of course not.

Nicole: Right. You're lying. I'm coming home now. [Hangs up]

Gumball: Mom's on her way home... Now.

Darwin: [Gasps] What should we do?! Should we tell the truth and face the consequences of our actions?!

Gumball: What is it with you with and trying to be honest all the time? No! We need a copy of Alligators on a Train. I know. I'm gonna download it!

Darwin: [Gasps] GUMBALL! You wouldn't steal a car! You wouldn't steal a woman's purse! You wouldn't steal a cell phone! PIRACY IS STEALING!

Gumball: I know. I'm... I'm so sorry.

Darwin: Anyway, I got a better idea.

Gumball: Is it stupid, desperate, and very unlikely to get us out of this mess?

Darwin: Yes.

Gumball: Is it humiliating?

Darwin: If we get it wrong.

Gumball: Are we likely to get it wrong?

Darwin: Possibly.

Gumball: In the time it's taking me to ask you these questions, could you have just told me what it is?

Darwin: Definitely.

Gumball: Should we get on with it then?

Darwin: Yeah, we better.

[Cuts to the front of the house, where Nicole's car pulls up. She walks toward the house but stops after passing the mailbox, sniffing the air like a dog picking up a trail. The trail leads her to the mailbox, which spills letters at her feet as she opens it. She picks one up and reads it]

Nicole: I knew it. You are in so much trouble!

[Gumball and Darwin are in their bedroom putting a DVD into a Laser Video case when they hear Nicole] Gumball: We need to get to Laser Video before Mom kicks our butt!

[Gumball and Darwin run out the back. Nicole slams the door open]

Nicole: What did you do this time?!

[Gumball and Darwin are seen climbing the fence, Gumball gasps]

Nicole: Stop right there!

Gumball: Quick! [Grunts, pulls Darwin over the fence]

Nicole: Where do you think you're going?! Don't you dare run away from your mother!

[Gumball and Darwin run through a yard, knocking over an umbrella, a table, and a lawn recliner. Nicole vaults up the umbrella, leaps off it, grinds across the table edge on the grill cover, flips through the air, slides down the chair, and lands perfectly on her feet]

Gumball and Darwin: Whoa.

[Gumball and Darwin run through the Fitzgeralds' backyard, crossing the pool by jumping on Patrick and his inflatable raft. Nicole crosses by jumping off Judith's head. Gumball and Darwin then land on a trampoline in another yard, with Nicole coming right down at them]

Gumball and Darwin: Aah!

Nicole: [roars]

[Gumball and Darwin bounce away, taking the trampoline with them. Nicole faceplants into the dirt] Gumball: Mom, are you okay?

Nicole: [Muffled] You're in so much trouble.

Gumball: What was that?

Nicole: [Lifts her head very suddenly] You're in so much trouble!

[The boys scream, then resume running. They jump over another fence, only to find themselves confronted by an aggressive cube dog on a leash. They edge around the fence, but Gumball notices the stake holding the dog's rope coming loose]

Gumball: Quick!

[Gumball and Darwin escape through a loose plank on the other side of the fence, as the pursuing dog smacks into it, and keeps barking. Nicole enters the yard from the other side, and the dog turns its attention to her. The boys stop running when they hear Nicole scream]

Darwin: Gumball, we have to help Mom!

Gumball: I don't know. I mean, maybe she'll be all right? [Chuckles nervously]

Darwin: Gumball! There's a monstrous creature attacking our mother! We need to face the consequences of our actions and help her out!

Gumball: Yes. I'm— I'm sorry. You're right. [Suddenly the barking stops] Wait a minute. Why has it gone quiet? [After a suspenseful pause, Nicole bursts through the fence, riding the dog]

Gumball and Darwin: Aa-a-ah!

[They crash through several fences]

Nicole: Stop right now!

Gumball: Aah!

[Gumball and Darwin stop, separating just as Nicole and the dog rocket between them, leaving a long line of fence holes in their wake until they collide with a brick wall. Gumball and Darwin look at each other for a moment, then run off]

Gumball: [Panting] Stop the letters! Stop the letters!

Larry: Ah... the Wattersons. It's about time you showed up. I assume you have my money?

Gumball: Better than that, Larry. We got the DVD.

Larry: I hope you don't mind if I make sure it's real. Last time, it was a piece of cardboard.

Gumball: Heh, go for it.

[Gumball and Darwin wink at each other. Larry loads the DVD into a DVD player. The screen cuts through to a homemade version of the movie. Darwin's hands are seen holding a cardboard sign with "Alligators on a Train" written in crayon] Gumball and Darwin: Alligators on a Train.

[The movie cuts to Darwin, wearing a fake mustache, standing in front of a cardboard alligator and a cardboard train backdrop. The backyard fence is visible through the train windows]

Darwin: Oh, no! There's alligators on this train! [Darwin is shown fighting the "alligator" for a while. The alligator, however, is still in the background]

Darwin: Thank goodness we got all the alligators off this train!

[The scene then changes to the backyard, where the sun is setting. Gumball and Darwin are standing with their backs to the camera, their arms hugging themselves]

Gumball: [Feminine voice] Thank you so much for saving us from all the alligators on this train. [Kissing noises] [The movie then shows a list of credits, almost all of which are credited to either Gumball, Darwin, or "cardboard"] Gumball and Darwin: Doo-doo-doo. Alligators off this train. [Humming] Alligators off this train. [Humming] Alligators on a train!

[The film ends]

Larry: This had better be a joke.

Gumball: Aw, man, what gave it away?

Larry: Dude, it's five seconds long, and every name in the credits is one of you two.

Darwin: [Whispering] I told you we should have put some other people on the credits.

Gumball: [Whispering] What? And let them have all the glory?

Larry: Well, there's no way I can accept this. You need to give me the real DVD now!

Gumball and Darwin: [Sobbing] We can't! We used it to cut a pizza, and then we scratched it with the wrong side of the scrubby sponge, and then we threw it in the waste disposal! Please don't tell our mom!

Nicole: [Standing right behind them] I already know.

[Gumball and Darwin scream]

Nicole: How much is the DVD, Larry?

Larry: Twenty-five dollars.

Nicole: What? You made me leave work and chase you through the neighborhood on a dog for twenty-five dollars? Gumball: But... But we were scared to tell you.

Nicole: Oh, silly... There's nothing you can do that will ever stop me loving you. Come here. [Hugs her sons] Now, let me pay for that.

Gumball: See, Darwin, you should always tell the truth and face the consequences of your actions.

[Darwin looks surprised, then punches Gumball in the arm as he looks away]

Gumball: Ow!

Nicole: Come on. Let's go home, you little troublemakers.

Larry: Uh, just a minute. There's also the lateness fee.

Nicole: Oh, yes, of course. How much is it, please?

Larry: Let me see. [Calculating] Three months and three days late... That will be seven-hundred dollars. [Nicole's eyes widen in surprise]

Nicole: [Chuckles] You see, boys, sometimes in life, you really have to face the consequences of your actions. And sometimes you just... [Suddenly grabs Gumball's hand] RUN!

Larry: Hey, hey, HEY!

[The episode ends with a freeze-frame of Nicole, Gumball, and Darwin running away from Larry]

The Responsible [1.02]

(GRUNTING)

RICHARD: Oh no! It seems I can't put them on. I'm afraid we can't go to the parent's evening.

(GRUNTING AGAIN)

NICOLE: Ready to go.

(groans)

(DOORBELL)

NICOLE: Ah!

BABYSITTER: Hi! I'm here to sit on the baby.

NICOLE: What?

BABYSITTER: Well duh, I'm the babysitter!

(SLAMS DOOR)

NICOLE: Richard. Where did you find that guy?

RICHARD: On the internet...

NICOLE: Where am I going to find a babysitter this time?

GUMBALL: Ahem!

NICOLE: Ugh. I can't believe I'm going to say this... I guess you're old enough to babysit?

BOTH: Us?

NICOLE: Yes, you. But, promise you'll be responsible.

GUMBALL: I promise to be the most responsible kid, and will handle my responsibilities. In the most responsible way.

DARWIN: Yeah! Responsible!

NICOLE: You have no idea what "responsible" means, do you?

BOTH: Nah.

NICOLE: It means, acting like a grownup. And most of all. It means taking care of your little sister.

ANAIS: WHAT!?

NICOLE: Can I trust you guys to do that?

GUMBALL: Come on mom. We were born reprehensible!

NICOLE: Responsible.

GUMBALL: Yeah, that's what I meant.

NICOLE: Richard, put your pants on. We're off.

RICHARD: No!

NICOLE: Richard, pants, on.

RICHARD: NO!

RICHARD: NOO OOO OO! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL!

NICOLE: YOU HAVE TO GO. IT'S A PARENTS, EVENING! AND, WE, ARE, THE, PARENTS!

NICOLE: I'm putting a lot of trust in you kids.

GUMBALL: Don't worry mom! You won't be disappointed.

(RICHARD CRYING LIKE A 4 YEAR OLD)

GUMBALL: So, how do you feel about that, Darwin?

DARWIN: Pretty responsive. And you?

GUMBALL: I feel like a new man.

The Third [1.03]

Gumball: We still have 24 hours until we go back to school!

Darwin: 24 WHOLE HOURS OF FUN!

Gumball: So, what shall we do?

Darwin: Shoot some hoops?

Gumball: Nah, that's boring.

Darwin: Water fight?

Gumball: Nah, that's boring too. And wet. (Both sigh) I know!

[Gumball and Darwin are at the backyard, ready to play Dodge or Dare]

Gumball: It's time to play...

Gumball and Darwin: DODGE OR DARE!

Gumball: Roll the dice, take a-

'[record scratches]

Gumball: (sigh) Who am I kidding? We're bored of this as well. Why are these games so boring now?

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Gumball: Get out of the way!

Brick Wall: I can't!

Gumball: Get out of the way!

Brick Wall: I'm a brick wall!

Manhole cover: Hey, bud! What's with all the commotion?

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Pantsbully: Hey, kid, you can't go that way!

Gumball: No time!

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[Gumball is struggling to make it up the road]

Gumball: Oh man.

Gumball: Ngh! Ngh! Ngh! Ngh! Ugh! Ugh! Agh! AGH!

[Gumball smiles as he thinks it is over but unfortunately it isn't, as more hills are shown from afar]

Gumball: AGH! [Echoing] GOSH....DARN IT!

[Scene fades to Gumball gradually going farther up the road as the day changes to evening]

Gumball: Ngh! Ngh! All because of those stupid ants and their stupid cookie! This is all their fault! [Mockingly] "Ooh! Look at me! I’m a third ant!" [Babbles] THOSE STUPID, STUPID ANTS! Oh! Made it to the top!

The End [1.05]

(Gumball and Darwin are on the couch, their eyes are red after watching too much TV, Darwin starts flicking through channels)

Darwin: Can we think of any better way to spend our lives?

Gumball: Dude, I can't even think. Is my heart still beating?

(Darwin checks Gumball's heart)

Gumball and Darwin: Phew!

Gumball: Keep flicking.

(The TV says, "Listen Gumball, the world will end in 24 hours so look for the signs!")

The TV: Listen!/Gum./ball!/The world/will end in 24 hours so/look for the signs!

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Gumball: Darwin, what are we doing here?

Darwin: Learning hard, so we can get a career, a home, and feed our children in the future.

Gumball: Darwin, there is no future. We need to study and make the most of it right now. Not listening to some baboon drone on about algebra.

Penny: Uh, Gumball, this is biology.

Gumball: Ah, who cares? It won't matter in 24 hours! Kiss me, Penny.

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Darwin: This is pretty effective.

Richard: Well, it's an olympic event, you know.

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Anais: Dad, is this really necessary?

Richard: Absolutely. In ever disaster movie I've ever seen, the family survives by hiding in a bunker.

Nicole: Richard, that's not a bunker. It's a toilet.

Richard: C'mon, guys. Think outside the box. This is got everything we need: a toilet, a... uh...

Gumball: I don't think we're all going to fit in there.

Richard: We have to!

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Nicole: Gumball Watterson, come back here immediately! I'm not spending the afternoon in a toilet!

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Nicole: Richard, do something!

Richard: Don't worry, girls! I've been in this situation before! I'm going to kick the door open!

(Tries to kick the door open, but it falls and toilet water splashes on them)

Nicole and Anais: Ew!

Richard: Yep, that's exactly what happened last time!

The Dress [1.06]

Gumball: I know I'm naked, but I can't find my clothes.

The Quest [1.07]

[Gumball, Darwin, and Anais are in their bedroom]

Anais: Listen, Gumball, I am not spending the night without Daisy. You'll just have to go to Tina's place and get her back.

Gumball: Me? But why?

Anais: Because....because....[Makes a cute face] Because you were the one who lost it in the first place.

Gumball: [Makes a cute face too] But I'm just a little boy, and she's a giant T-Rex.

Anais: But you are my big brother.

Gumball: But I don't want to get my face pounded to a pulp.

[Both of them continue to exchange cute faces at each other until Gumball gives in]

Gumball: Okay. I'll go.

Anais: Hahahaha!

Gumball: But you two are coming with me.

[Darwin and Anais both groan]

The Spoon [1.08]

Gumball: Look Darwin, shampoo!

Darwin: Perfect for bald people.

[Gumball pulls out a bottle, which causes the whole display to collapse, revealing a safe]

The Pressure [1.09]

Darwin: [Whispering] Gumball!....

[Gumball looks under the table]

Darwin: [Whispering] I'm scared.....

Gumball: Darwin? I thought you ran away forever.

Darwin: I got hungry.....

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Darwin: Oh man.... What have I done!?

Gumball: [Furious] DARWIN!!!!! [Walks up to Darwin, angrily] What was THAT?!

Darwin: [Comes clean instead of being angry] Look....... This is..... This is all my fault, okay?... I... I owned up to Masami and asked her to go to the treehouse so I can kiss her, she was being manipulative I.... I backpedaled on my own... [Gumball facepalms, and shakes his head in disapproval] I... I didn't know what else to do... [Looks away] I'm sorry, Gumball....

Gumball: Well, WHAT are you gonna do now?!

Darwin: [Looks at Gumball, sadly] I know what I need to do, I know what I finally need to do to end all of this... [Leaves]

Gumball: [Speechless] W-What?......

Darwin: [Offscreen] I'm so sorry, man.....

Gumball: [Sadly sits down, and sighs] Well.... that wasn't much help at all......

Banana Joe: [With Tobias, and comforts him] Hey, Gumball. What's going on over here?

Tobias: And what happened to "Pals Before Gals"?

Gumball: Look.... everything is cool, okay? I'll... I'll try and figure out a way to save him from Masami. I swear.

Banana Joe: Okay, Gumball. I know that your plan is at risk, but don't complain, we'll figure out a way to stop him.

Tobias: Take your time, man.

Gumball: Okay, Tobias...

[Banana Joe and Tobias leaves so Gumball can think about another plan]

Penny: [Passing by] Hi, Gumball.

Gumball: [sighs] There's only one thing left to do....

The Painting [1.10]

Richard: [Whispers to Gumball] What did I just agree to?

Gumball: [Whispers back] You gotta get a job.

Richard: [Pulls his face in shock] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Nicole: Well, thank you, Principal Brown. We'll do our best.

[The Wattersons, minus Richard, leave the office. Principal Brown looks at Richard as his screams begin to die down.]

Principal Brown: Uh, Mr. Watter --

[Richard starts screaming again.]

The Laziest [1.11]

[Richard is snoring on the couch and Gumball awakens him by clearing his throat]

Richard: Huh? Well, that was a pretty long timeout.

Gumball: Yeah, but now we've got somebody who can beat you -- Lazy Larry.

Richard: Lazy Larry, huh? Why, that's a name I haven't heard since the summer of eighty-three...

Gumball: AW, NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE SUMMER OF EIGHTY-THREE!

Richard: Sorry... So, where is he?

Gumball and Darwin: Here!

The Mystery [1.13]

Gumball: I think cheese is better than cake, because you can have cheesecake, but you can't have cake cheese.

The Prank [1.14]

Darwin: [whispering] What are we gonna do?

Gumball: [whispering] I don't know.

[Gumball thinks, until he gets an idea]

Gumball: Huh?

Gumball: Maybe we should just go outside again, this time through the front door.

Darwin: Good idea, Gumball!

Gumball: Okay, prepare to get wet.

[Gumball opens the door, but the bucket containing dried concrete falls in front of Gumball and Darwin almost hitting them]

Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT?!

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Darwin: Gumball, what's wrong with you? You're hyperventilating! [grabs Gumball] Stop panicking, Gumball! Just calm down! (slapping Gumball) GET...A...GRIP! SNAP...OUT...OF...IT!!!

Gumball: CUT IT OUT! You're making it worse.

Darwin: Oh. Sorry. How's this? [rubs Gumball gently] Does that feel better?

Gumball: [calms down] Much better. Now hold me and tell me everything's gonna be okay.

Darwin: Everything's gonna be okay, buddy.

Gumball: How about a little kiss?

[Darwin kisses Gumball on the head. However, their moment of peace abruptly ends when Richard crashes through the wall, scaring them]

Richard: PRANK TIME!!

The Kiss [1.16]

Squirrel: Aww. Why so sad? You need to find your happy place!

[Beat]

Gumball: THERE IS NO HAPPY PLACE!!!! [The squirrel falls over from the loudness. Gumball starts sobbing] Oh, I'm sorry, little creature!

Darwin: [sobs] I'm sorry I couldn't help you forget.

[The squirrel starts sobbing as well]

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Gumball: [Screaming] Aw man, that was intense.

Soup: Give us a kiss!

[Gumball wakes up for real]

Gumball: NOOOOO!!!!!

[Gumball and Anais scream; Gumball then stops screaming, and sighs three times]

Anais: Oh, come on! That's the fifth time tonight!

The Party [1.17]

Gumball: See, Darwin? No girl can resist me.

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Darwin: I feel awkward.

The Refund [1.18]

Darwin: [Shouts at Gumball in excitement] Come on! Put the game on!

Gumball: [Opens the disc tray] Come on, come on. [Gasps] Oh, there you are. [Attempts to insert the cartridge in the disc tray, but it obviously does not fit] There's something wrong with it!

Darwin: [Shouting] Try the other way around! [Shakes flippers]

[Gumball tries again, to no avail]

Darwin: [Shouting] Come on! Can't you see I'm practically flipping my flippers?

Gumball: What is that supposed to mean?

Darwin: [Anxiously flapping his flippers] IT MEANS PUT THE GAME ON!

Gumball: I can't! It's not working!

[Darwin stops flipping his flippers]

Gumball: [Looks at the game cartridge] I think we got stiffed.

The Robot [1.19]

Gumball: What’s that?

Bobert: It’s the algorithm for smile.

Gumball: Bobert... That was nice and sweet an all, but... [throws Bobert’s smile algorithm away] You’ve got a lot to learn, If you want to be real, then you had to have proper emotions.

Bobert: Define emotions.

Gumball: You know... Like feelings and stuff.

Bobert: Define feelings.

Gumball: You know... When you feel things... Like pain.

Bobert: Define pain.

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Gumball: You're making me cry.

Darwin: When you cry, I cry.

[Gumball and Darwin stop pinching each other and they start crying]

The Picnic [1.20]

Darwin: Did she say avoid or go through the Forest of Doom?

Gumball: [Sighs] What would I do without you, Darwin? She said go through the Forest of Doom. Am I right, or am I wrong, Miss Simian?

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Gumball: Darwin, you know what's important in a situation like this?

Darwin: A map?

Gumball: [Laughs loudly, then sighs] No, teamwork.

Darwin: Oh. I was gonna say that next.

Gumball: Don't worry, buddy. You're part of my team, and I'm a born survivor!

Darwin: I'm glad I'm on your team! Hey, little squirrels! [Walks off]

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Darwin: You wouldn't be naked if I had my lunchbox.

Gumball: Yeah, yeah, I get it.

Darwin: I sure wish I had my lunchbox.

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Gumball: You came back to save me? I was naked and relieved.

Darwin: Of course. We're a team, remember?

Gumball: I am sorry I was such a jerk to you before. Aren't I? I guess I was pretty hungry, and cold, and... naked.

Darwin: That's okay, so I forgive you. And the fault is mine, too. Maybe you shouldn't have thrown away my lunchbox...

Gumball: I know, Darwin.

Darwin: ...and swallowed the map...

Gumball: Yeah, sorry.

Darwin: ...and got us lost...

Gumball: Yes.

Darwin: ...and made me chew on the rock.

Gumball: Okay, I said I was sorry. Remember? So, still friends.

Darwin: Of course! [he gives Gumball a naked hug.]

both: [happy sigh]

Gumball: Cool, since I twisted my ankle there, I promise you to take me to the Picnic Area.

The Sock [1.23]

Gumball: Hmm...Okay, I think I got it. You should always tell the truth, unless you have to lie, but if you do lie, you should tell the truth about it, unless you're talking to someone who's lying, because if they tell a lie and you tell the truth for once, then it'll be a lie because you were lying about telling the truth, inside of a lie, so the whole thing is a lie while you are still being true in your heart.

[Having overheated from all the exposition, Darwin's head explodes, and his body lies down to the floor]

The Poltergeist [1.25]

Gumball: Mom! I need more!

Nicole: But that's your fifth box.

Gumball: Well, it's because, uh… I'm growing?

Nicole: Well, could you try and grow slower? This is costing me a fortune. Thanks.

The Mustache [1.26]

Gumball: A bowling ball?!

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Richard: Aw, don't talk to me about those rosy-cheeked, baby-faced, (points at them) HAIRY MUTANTS!

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[after firing themselves, macho Darwin and Gumball are sulking in a run-down apartment]

Darwin: Ah, I can't believe we lost our jobs.

Gumball: So this is being an adult, huh?

Darwin: No money...

Gumball: No job...

Darwin: Crumbly apartment...

Darwin & Gumball: Rent overdue?! [Gumball holds a rotten candy cane]

Gumball: And this is our last piece of food.

Darwin: And I think we should share it.

Gumball: [already eaten it] Sorry, what was that? [Darwin thunders angrily at Gumball]

Darwin: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ATE OUR LAST PIECE OF CANDY!

Gumball: WELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M STUCK HERE WITH YOU!

Darwin: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE BOTH YELLING!!

Gumball: I KNOW, WE'RE TRYING TO HIDE FROM THE LANDLORD!!

Darwin: LET'S BE QUIET, THEN!!!

Gumball: OKAY!!! [both wallow in self-pity] I wish we were kids again.

Darwin: Me too...

Gumball: [walks away sobbing] I'll be in my room.

Darwin: Me too...

The Club [1.28]

Colin: [In DVD recording] Greetings, Gumball Watterson, from our secret lair.

Anais: Isn't that just the library?

Richard: Shh! There's more!

Colin: [In DVD recording] So, you think you're too good for us, eh? Well, you'll soon change your mind when we upload your embarrassing school record in a web video hosted by none other than you.

[In DVD video recording, pretending to be Gumball]

Colin (Pretending to be Gumball): My name's Gumball Watterson. and my IQ is smaller than my shoe size. I wore diapers until the age of eleven and once got detention for calling Miss Simian "mum."

Richard: [Screams] He looks just like you!

Colin: [In DVD recording] Our revenge plan is almost complete.

Computer: [In DVD recording] Uploading. Ten minutes until completion.

Colin: [In DVD recording] [Evil laugh] And, cut! How was I? Evil enough?

Gumball: Great, now the nerds are bullying me! Do you want me to deal with this on my own?

Nicole: No. When someone picks a fight with one of us, they pick a fight with all of us. Everybody, get in the car. We've still got time to stop them.

Richard: But where is their secret hideout?

Anais: It's in. THE LIBRARY!!!!

The Wand [1.29]

[Gumball and Darwin are playing with a plastic toy wand that they got from a cereal box.]

Richard: [Gasps] Magic wand! [Runs, then falls over] Can I have a turn?

Gumball: Sure, but it doesn't really --

Richard: Cool! With this, I can make all my wishes come true. [Waves wand] My first wish is that this doesn't turn out to be a big fraud. Like that stupid wishbone!

Gumball: What wishbone?

Richard: Well, when I was a boy about your age...

[A flashback plays, where a young Richard and Granny Jojo break a wishbone.]

Young Richard: I wish that the sausages would fly into my mouth. [He opens his mouth, but nothing happens] Mom, I made a wish on the wishbone but nothing happened.

Granny Jojo: What did you think, that it was gonna come true? Magic isn't real.

Young Richard: [Gasps] You mean, it's a fraud?

Granny Jojo: Yeah, it's a fraud.

[Richard screams throughout his childhood, including his teenage years, which we hear him hitting puberty.]

Richard: [Voice-over] And I didn't stop screaming for 15 years.

[Richard can be seen screaming in his yearbook photo. As an adult, he screams at the movies, and finally, during his and Nicole's wedding. Flashback ends.]

Richard: I never believed in anything again. But I believe this will be different. Now, I've got some wishing to do! Hehe, hehe, hehe!

The Car [1.31]

Mr. Robinson: [Mrs. and Mr. Robinson are destroying Richard's car] This is what happens when you mess with Gaylord! This is what happens! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS! THIS... IS... WHAT... HAPPENS!

Richard: They look kind of angry, Gumball.

Doughnut Sheriff: Please, stop! Please!

[Mrs. Robinson turns around, hissing, as she is about to assault the Doughnut Sheriff with the duster, making him more nervous]

Doughnut Sheriff: Please, ma'am, drop the duster! Please! No, ma'am! [Pulls out his taser] No, no! [Zaps Mrs. Robinson]

[Mrs. Robinson falls down. The Doughnut Sheriff realizes his mistake, and Mr. Robinson slowly turns his head to see the electrocuted Mr. Robinson.]

Mr. Robinson: [In slow-motion] MARGARET!!

Doughnut Sheriff: No, sir, no, please!

[Mr. Robinson angrily jumps over the Doughnut Sheriff, ready to attack him with the golf club, then camera cuts to the electrified Mr. and Mrs. Robinson]

Nicole: Maybe we should give them time to calm down.

The Curse [1.32]

Gumball: Well, it seems like it's just not my day, but that's ok, because it's nothing a good song won't fix! [Singing] When life hands you lemons, you gotta make some lemonaaaade... [Breathes in, about to sing louder, but is stepped on by Hector]

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Banana Joe: Where did you get your clothes, the Lost and Found?! Hahaha!

Gumball: Well actually, yes, I did.

Banana Joe: Ohh, where did you get your clothes, the circus?! Haha!

Gumball: Dude, we kind of just went over this already, Lost and Found.

Banana Joe: Where did you get your clothes, the swim shop and the hat shop?! Hahaha!

[Principal Brown opens the door]

Gumball: WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR BRAIN FROM, THE DOLLAR STORE?!

[Sees Principal Brown leaving him shocked, Banana Joe and Idaho walk away, Gumball smiles nervously at Principal Brown]

Principal Brown: Seven hours detention, for hurting my feelings.

Gumball: WHAT?! But-

Principal Brown: [Hands over a pink sheet] I'll see you after school.

Gumball: FINE! [Takes sheet] OW, PAPERCUT!

[Principal Brown reenters the room. Gumball starts crying soon afterwards]

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Darwin: Yay! I wished for snow!

The Microwave [1.33]

[Both look directly at the gross jar which mysteriously creates an eyeball. Gumball and Darwin scream]

Gumball: It's looking at me!

Darwin: Dude, where did you find an eyeball?

Gumball: I-I didn't. It must be the atomic power of the microwave.

[The microwave dings, and smoke appears]

Darwin: It looks like it's alive.

[Gumball opens the microwave door, then takes out the gross jar. Eyes and a mouth are created]

Kenneth: Mama.

Darwin: Did you hear that? It called you "Mom."

Gumball: Hmm. Then I guess that makes you its dad.

Darwin: Its dad?! Aah! What are we gonna do?! I don't want to be a baby father! Let's ditch it!

Gumball: Shh! Don't say stuff like that in front of him! I mean, come on. He's kind of cute. Hello, little guy.

[Kenneth laughs]

Gumball: Don't you worry about a thing. Me and your father will take care of everything.

The Helmet [1.35]

Richard: [Off-screen] It's mine!

Nicole: [Off-screen] No, mine!

Gumball: [Off-screen] Give it back!

[Scene changes to the Wattersons' dining room where Richard, Nicole and Gumball are aruging while Darwin and Anais watch in fear]

Nicole: I lost my job for it!

Richard: It's mine!

[Richard snatches the hat and Nicole and Gumball slams him to the ground]

Richard: But I'm on Hat or No Hat tomorrow!

Nicole: Give...

Richard: It...

Gumball: back!

Anais: Stop it! [All stop and look at Anais] Look at what you've become! This stupid hat is driving you crazy!

Gumball: Actually, it's a helmet.

Anais: It's not a helmet or a hat! It's a piece of tinfoil! And it's tearing this family apart! Look at you! You're behaving like animals!

Nicole: [Sighs] Anais is right. That helmet has such a grip on us.

Richard: It's like its magic is taking control of the person who wears it!

Gumball: Ha! Well, since none of you guys want it, I guess I can have it back.

Anais: No! Me and Darwin have been talking, and we've decided it has to be destroyed.

Gumball: What?! You can't destroy it! I'm nothing without it!

Nicole: I'm sorry, honey, but Anais is right.

[Anais walk towards Gumball]

Gumball: Can- can I have one more go?

Anais: No! [Snatches the helmet out of Gumball's hands]

Gumball: DON'T TOUCH IT!!

Richard: Hey! [picks Gumball up]

Gumball: No! No! No! It's mine! Aah! Aah! No! It's my helmet! [Tries to get helmet back]

[Richard and Nicole stop Gumball from taking the helmet, while Gumball goes crazy]

Darwin: Dude, chill out. It's just a bucket with some tinfoil on it.

Gumball: Aaah! Give it back! It's my helmet! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!