The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

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The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars is the name of both a children's book by Thomas Disch, as well as the film made from the same. Both are sequels to the book and film versions of The Brave Little Toaster. The movie was distributed by Walt Disney Home Video and released in 1998. It was intended to be the second film in the series, so it was completed and released after The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue.


Military Toaster Leader: We're ready to pop! The supreme commander will be very pleased.

Chris: When did I last tell you I loved you?
Rob: About 30 seconds ago in the driveway.
Chris: Then you're overdue. I love you.
Rob: And I love you, back.
[Robbie wakes up.]
Chris: There, there, Robbie. You hungry?
[Robbie starts bawling]
Kirby: [chuckles] Quite on a set of pipes on that one.
Toaster: Yeah. He sounds just like...
Blanky: The Master! He sounds just like the Master did when he was little!

Lampy: What are you all doing up here?
Woodstock Balloon: We're just hanging. Hanging and floating. It's a gas, man.
Radio: Yeah. Specifically, helium.

Blanky: Changes? I don't like changes.
Toaster: Nothing we can't handle, Blanky.
Radio: Yeah. We're musketeers, remember? All for one and...
Microwave: One for all.
Toaster, Kirby, Lampy, Blanky, Radio and Rasto: We don't mean you!

[the appliances crash-land on Mars due to Blanky accidentally turning off Microwave]
Blanky: Did I make a boo-boo?

Tinselina: Toaster, you were wonderful!
[kisses Toaster]
Toaster: I was?
Tinselina: You was. Now, before we cast our votes, we have time for one more question for each of our candidates.

Toaster: I'm telling you, that contraption in the junk drawer is up to something.
Ratso: Maybe he's just senile. You know, talking to himself? Like Kirby does sometimes!
Kirby: I'm not senile. When I do that, I'm just thinking out loud!
Toaster: Well, let's keep an eye on the hearing aid. He said something was gonna happen tonight.
Kirby: Well, we won't let him out of our sight for a moment.

Radio: By my dials, it's an ice tray!

Ratso: Here he goes with the blue danube and the wiener schnitzel again. Time for a yawn.

Blanky: When are the master and mistress coming home? I miss them.
Microwave: Miss them? You guys are not to be believed!
Kirby: Another country heard from!
Microwave: They're just humans! No circuits to speak of. They'll come and they'll go, but I'll still be here. I'm the future!
Blanky: Oh yeah? Well, listen, you... you radioactive thing, you! You can just as easily go back to where you came from!
Microwave: Who says?
Toaster, Kirby, Lampy, Blanky, Radio and Ratso: We says!

[Little Robbie has been teleported to who-knows-where]
Kirby: Where is he?!
Lampy: (shines his light in Hearing Aid's face) Out with it!
Calculator: Let me at 'im! As they say in the old country, (German accent) "Ve haff vays of making you talk!"


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