The Incredibles

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The Incredibles is a 2004 Academy Award-winning computer animated feature film in which, while trying to lead a quiet suburban life, a family of undercover superheroes are forced into action to save the world. Incredibles 2 was a sequel in 2018.

Directed and written by Brad Bird.
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Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible[edit]

No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved!! You know?! For a little bit. I feel like the maid: "I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for, for 10 minutes?! Please?!"
  • Every superhero has a secret identity. I don't know a single one who doesn't. I mean, who wants the pressure of being super all the time?
  • No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved!! You know?! For a little bit. I feel like the maid: "I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for, for 10 minutes?! Please?!"
  • Sometimes, I think I just like the simple life, you know, relax a little and raise a family.

Helen Parr / Elastigirl[edit]

  • Of course I have a secret identity. [about her super-suit] Can you see me in this at the supermarket? Come on! Who did wanna go shopping as Elastigirl? You know what I mean?
  • India Golf Niner-Niner transmitting in the blind guard. Disengage, repeat, disengage!
  • Brace yourselves! Everybody calm down! Now, I will tell you what we are not going to do. We're not gonna panic, and we're not gonna... LOOK OUT!

Lucius Best/Frozone[edit]

  • Super-ladies, they're always trying to tell you their secret identity. [whispers] Think it'll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I say, "Girl, I don't wanna know about your mild-mannered alter ego or anything like that." I mean, you tell me you're, uh, super-mega-ultra-lightning babe? That's all right with me. I'm good. I'm good.
  • I don't see anyone from the old days, Bob. Just you. And we're pushing our luck as it is.
  • Where is my Super Suit?!

Dash Parr[edit]

  • [After a huge explosion destroys the Parrs' house] Does this mean we have to move again?

Violet Parr[edit]

  • I feel different. Is different okay?

Syndrome (Buddy Pine / IncrediBoy)[edit]

  • [After Elastigirl's plane is destroyed] Ah, you'll get over it. I seem to recall you prefer to work alone.
  • I knew you couldn't do it, even when you have got nothing to lose. You're weak! And I've outgrown you.
  • [has just caught the entire Parr family] What have we here? Matching uniforms? [sees Helen] Oh, no. Elastigirl? You married Elastigirl?! [laughs, then looks at Violet and Dash] And got busy! It's a whole family of Supers! Looks like I've hit the jackpot! [laughs] This is just too good!
  • [freezes the Parr family as they barge into the house while holding a sleeping Jack-Jack; quietly] Shh. The baby is sleeping. [snickers sinisterly] You took away my future. I'm simply returning the favor. Don't worry, I'll be a good mentor. Supportive, encouraging. Everything you weren't! And in time, who knows, he might make a good sidekick.
  • [last words before his death] This isn't the end of it! I will get your son, eventually! I'll get your son! [laughs and gasps as he sees Mr. Incredible hurling his car into the air] Oh, no.

Mirage[edit]

  • [on message computer] The Supers aren't gone, Mr. Incredible. You're still here. You can still do great things. Or… you can listen to police scanners. Your choice. You have 24 hours to respond. Think about it. [fades out]
  • [about Syndrome] He's attracted to power. So am I. It's a weakness we share.
  • [as she and Mr. Incredible see Helen] Hello. You must be Mrs. In-- [just as she's about to say "Incredible", Helen punches her]
  • [having had enough of Syndrome's evil after he taunted Mr Incredible with his family's apparent demise] Next time you gamble, bet your own life.

Edna Mode[edit]

  • I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now!
  • You will show him you remember that he is Mr. Incredible, and you will remind him who you are!
  • NO CAPES!

Underminer[edit]

  • Behold: The Underminer! I am always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me! I hereby declare war against peace and happiness! Soon, all will tremble before me!

Dialogue[edit]

[First lines, seated in front of a colored backing is a magnificent masked man in a superhero suit: early thirties, ruggedly handsome and powerfully built, he fiddles with a clip-on microphone. We're watching a faded documentary, shot in 16mm. A title fades in, identifying the man as Mr. Incredible]
Mr. Incredible: Is this on?
Interviewer: That's fine.
Mr. Incredible: [muttering to himself] I can break through walls, I just can't...
Interviewer: That's fine.
Mr. Incredible: I can't get this on.
[He finally gets the clip secured and settles in]
Interviewer: So, Mr. Incredible... do you have a secret identity?
Mr. Incredible: Every superhero has a secret identity. I don't know a single one who doesn't. Who wants the pressure of being super all the time?
[Resume documentary: Another striking, masked superhero, a woman this time. A title identifies her as Elastigirl]
Elastigirl: Of course I have a secret identity. Can you see me in this at the supermarket? Come on. Who'd want to go shopping as Elastigirl, you know what I mean?

[Sirens wail. Lights flash. We're in the middle of a classic car chase: A police car in hot pursuit of another car driven by armed bank robbers. The robber riding shotgun primes his submachine gun and unloads on the cop car, which swerves into oncoming traffic to avoid the hail of bullets. Bob Parr, a dashing, golden-haired man in his late twenties listens to his radio. If he looks familiar, it's because he is the same man we saw earlier: Mr. Incredible sans mask and super-suit. Suddenly the music is interrupted by an announcer]
Radio Voice: We interrupt for an important bulletin. A deadly high-speed pursuit between police and armed gunmen is underway, traveling northbound on San Pablo Avenue.
[Bob presses a button. The radio flips: converting to a screen filled with a moving aerial map of the city streets. He types in "Isolate Pursuit". 2 red dots appear, moving quickly over the map. He makes a hard right turn. Looks at the screen. A tiny "i" icon (Mr. Incredible's logo) closes in on the 2 red dots. He checks his watch]
Bob Parr: Yeah, I've got time.
[And presses another button: "Auto-drive" and types in "Merge Pursuit". Bob takes his hands off the wheel and a rapid series of automated actions begin: the seat back drops flat, the passenger seat folds against the window as the driver's seat slides to the center. Bob raises his arms as metal bands lock around his waist, then separate, sliding apart toward his head and his toes, removing his clothes to reveal his slick, brightly colored Mr. Incredible super-suit underneath. He presses another button: the car's exterior converts into the coolest retro-futuristic vehicle ever seen: The Incredi-Bile. Mr. Incredible looks up: Through the windshield we see an old lady waving us down]
Old Lady: Mr. Incredible. Um, Mr. Incredible...
[Mr. Incredible pulls up. His window whooshes open]
Mr. Incredible: What is it, ma'am?
Old Lady: [pointing to tree] My cat, Squeaker, won't come down.
[Mr. Incredible glances at his screen: the pursuit is headed his way. He thinks, making some quick calculations, then]
Mr. Incredible: Certainly, ma'am but I suggest you stand clear. There could be trouble.
Old Lady: No, no. He's quite tame.
Mr. Incredible: Let go now!
[The cop car pulls back in behind the robbers' car. The cops are firing now and closing in. Mr. Incredible and the cat tree. Nervously checking the pursuit on his video screen, Mr. Incredible rips the tree out of the ground. He tips it, leaning it across to the lady just as the car chase squeals into view at the end of the block. Mr. Incredible sees this and hastily shakes the tree, trying to dislodge the cat. The car chase. The cars swerve into view now, bordering the park that Mr. Incredible is in. Mr. Incredible sees them and shakes the cat harder. Chase cars close in. Mr. Incredible. Car chase. The cat. Chase. Cat, one final shake: Squeaker drops into the Old Lady's hands. Mr. Incredible raises the tree up and slams it down on the hood of the crooks' car, squashing it like a bug. Mr. Incredible tamps down the loose dirt at the base of the freshly replanted tree and smiles at his admirers]
Police Officer #1: Thank you, Mr. Incredible. You've done it again.
Police Officer #2: Yeah, you're the best.
Mr. Incredible: No, I'm just here to help.
Radio Voice: Attention all units. We have a tour bus robbery...
[Mr. Incredible frowns and looks at his watch. He makes a calculation, muttering to himself]
Mr. Incredible: Tour bus robbery. I've still got time. Officers. Ma'am. Squeaker.

[He jumps into the Incredi-Bile and is startled to find a pudgy kid wearing a mask and a homemade superhero costume sitting in the passenger seat]
Buddy Pine: Cool! Ready for take-off!
Mr. Incredible: What the...? Who are you supposed to be?
Buddy Pine: Well, I'm IncrediBoy.
[Mr. Incredible stares warily at the awkwardly costumed kid. He's starting to look familiar]
Mr. Incredible: What? No. You're that kid from the fan club. [stammering] Brophy-Br-Brody-Bu-Buddy! Buddy.
Buddy Pine: [frowning] My name is IncrediBoy.
Mr. Incredible: Look, I've been nice, I've stood for photos, signed every scrap of paper you pushed at me but this is...
Buddy Pine: No, you don't have to worry about training me. I know all your moves, your crime fighting style, favorite catch phrases, everything! I'm your number one fan!
[The passenger door whooses open and IncrediBoy is ejected from the car. Mr. Incredible fires the afterburners and peels off, leaving Buddy standing alone]
Buddy Pine: Hey! Hey, wait!

[A trail of stolen goods scattered across a rooftop leads us to a mugger. He mutters to himself as he roots through a stolen purse, disregarding some items, stuffing others into his pockets. A shadow looms on the wall behind him]
Mr. Incredible: You know...
[The snatcher looks up. Mr. Incredible grins]
Mr. Incredible: ...you can tell a lot about a woman by the contents of her purse, but maybe that's not what you had in mind.
Mugger: Hey, look...
[Mr. Incredible closes in on him. The snatcher drops the purse, pulls a gun. An arm suddenly stretches into frame and delivers a right cross to the snatcher's jaw, knocking him out cold. Mr. Incredible looks up and sees a dazzling masked woman in an equally dazzling suit. She smiles]
Mr. Incredible: Elastigirl.
Elastigirl: Mr. Incredible.
[Elastigirl moves to the snatcher, begins to pick him up]
Mr. Incredible: No, it's all right. I've got him.
Elastigirl: Sure, you've got him. I just took him out for you.
Mr. Incredible: Sure, you took him out. His attention was on me.
Elastigirl: A fact I exploited to do my job.
Mr. Incredible: My job, you mean.
Elastigirl: A simple thank you will suffice.
Mr. Incredible: Thanks, but I don't need any help.
[Elastigirl assesses him. Slowly moves closer]
Elastigirl: Whatever happened to "ladies first"?
Mr. Incredible: Well, whatever happened to equal treatment?
Mugger: [regaining consciousness] Hey, look, the lady got me first.
[Elastigirl coldcocks the crook with one stretched punch]
Elastigirl: Well, we could share, you know.
Mr. Incredible: I work alone.
[Elastigirl smiles, moves very close to Mr. Incredible]
Elastigirl: Well, I think you need to be more...
[In one fluid motion she loops around his body, suddenly behind him and before he can turn, back in front again]
Elastigirl: ...flexible.
Mr. Incredible: [dazzled] Are you doing anything later?
Elastigirl: I have a previous engagement.
[She makes a little stutter step to the edge of the roof and jumps, flips, loops and stretches across the rooftops like a liquid cat, disappearing into the setting sun. Mr. Incredible lets out a low whistle. That. Is a woman]

[Mr. Incredible handcuffs the purse-snatcher to a pipe]
Mr. Incredible: Now you just stay right here. They usually pick up the garbage in an hour.
Frozone: Hey, Incredible!
[Mr. Incredible turns. A helicopter sweeps past, machine guns blazing back towards its pursuer. Frozone swoops down, hot on its tail, surfing a sheet of ice that materializes in his path]
Mr. Incredible: Frozone!
[Frozone leaps, grabbing on to one of the chopper's skids]
Frozone: Shouldn't you be getting ready?!
[Mr. Incredible frowns, glancing at his watch. He yells at the retreating copter]
Mr. Incredible: Hey, I've still got time!
[Off-screen a woman screams]
Woman: [off-screen] He's going to jump!
[Mr. Incredible runs to the edge of the building and looks down. A large crowd is gathered on the streets below. Mr. Incredible follows their upwards gaze to the roof of a skyscraper, where a man stands poised to jump, then does. Mr. Incredible quickly gages distances, and then dives off the edge, making a spectacular leap, and tackles the jumper in mid-air. They crash through an enormous window on the far side, and tumble to the floor in a shower of glass. Safe]
Oliver Sansweet: Ow! I think you broke something.
Mr. Incredible: Well, with counseling, I think you'll come to forgive me. [senses something] Wait a minute...
[Mr. Incredible slides Oliver Sansweet over to a desk and props him up against it]

[His acute senses turn his attention to the hallway, toward the elevators. As he follows his ears we become aware of a sound: a tiny series of regular beeps. Mr. Incredible locates a spot on the wall and presses one ear against it. The beeps accelerate. Bob starts to push away and boom! The hallway is filled with smoke and debris. A silhouette emerges from the newly blown hole in the wall; a tall, rangy man in a mime costume carrying two stuffed duffel bags. He surveys the scene with a wicked smile. A vault door is embedded into the wall directly opposite the hole. It moves aside, revealing Mr. Incredible behind it, dazed but unharmed. He sees the mime and growls]
Mr. Incredible: Bomb Voyage.
Bomb Voyage: Monsieur Incroyable! [Mr. Incredible!]
Buddy Pine: [off-screen] And IncrediBoy!
[Both Mr. Incredible and Voyage turn and stare in disbelief at the kid, who awkwardly flies over to them]
Bomb Voyage: IncrediBoy?
Buddy Pine: Hey, hey! Aren't you curious about how I get around so fast? See? I have these rocket boots...
Mr. Incredible: Go home, Buddy.
Buddy Pine: What?
Mr. Incredible: Now.
Bomb Voyage: Petit idiot. [Little oaf.]
Buddy Pine: Can we talk? [he takes Bob aside] You always say be true to yourself, but you never say which part of yourself to be true to. Well, I've finally figured out who I am. I am your ward... IncrediBoy!
Mr. Incredible: And now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy.
[There is an ugly flash in Buddy's eyes]
Buddy Pine: This is because I don't have powers, isn't it? Well not every superhero has powers, you know. You can be super without them. [re: his rocket boots] I invented these. I can fly. Can you fly?
Mr. Incredible: Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.
Bomb Voyage: Et ton costume est complètement ridicule! [And your outfit is totally ridiculous!]
Buddy Pine: Just give me one chance! I'll show you. I'll go get the police.
[As Buddy jogs to the shattered window, Mr. Incredible sees that Voyage has clipped a small bomb onto Buddy's cape]
Mr. Incredible: Buddy, don't!
Buddy Pine: It'll only take a second, really.
Mr. Incredible: [takes off after him] No, stop! There's a bomb!
[He grabs Buddy's cape just as "IncrediBoy" takes off, taking Mr. Incredible with him. Mr. Incredible & the boy rocket wildly out of control, spraying sparks in every direction, Mr. Incredible grabbing at the cape desperately for the bomb]
Buddy Pine: Let go! You're wrecking my flight pattern! I can do this if you let go!
Mr. Incredible: Will you just...? I'm trying to help! Stop!
Buddy Pine: Let go of my cape!
[Mr. Incredible finally grabs hold of the bomb and flings it free. Both he and the bomb fall onto the elevated train tracks below. The bomb explodes, blowing away a large section of track. Mr. Incredible groggily looks up: A train is coming. And heading straight for the section of track that is no longer there. Mr. Incredible sets his jaw and starts running toward the oncoming train, leaping the chasm to intercept the train before it get there. He pulls up and plants himself. The expression on his face says it all: this is going to hurt. The train hits, Mr. Incredible taking the full impact. Rail ties break behind Mr. Incredible's feet, spraying in all directions as Mr. Incredible, miraculously, wrestles the train to a stop]

[Police and Paramedics have arrived, cordoning off the accident scene and treating the injured. Mr. Incredible hands Buddy over to the police]
Mr. Incredible: Take this one home. And make sure his mom knows what he's been doing.
Buddy Pine: I can help you. You're making a mista...hey!
[The cops shove Buddy into the backseat of their car]
Mr. Incredible: The injured jumper. You sent paramedics?
Police Officer #1: They've already picked him up.
Mr. Incredible: The blast in that building was caused by Bomb Voyage who I caught in the act robbing the vault. Now, we might be able to nab him if we set up a perimeter.
Police Officer #2: You mean he got away?
Mr. Incredible: Well, yeah. Skippy here made sure of that.
Buddy Pine: IncrediBoy!
Mr. Incredible: You're not affiliated with me!
[A tiny alarm sounds. Mr. Incredible checks his wristwatch]
Mr. Incredible: Holy smokes, I'm late. Listen, I've gotta be somewhere.
[He signals the Incredi-Bile with a remote. It roars into view, squeals to a stop next to him]
Police Officer #1: What about Bomb Voyage?
Mr. Incredible: Any other night, I'd go after him myself, but I really gotta go. But don't worry. We'll get him! Eventually!
[He fires the afterburners. The cops watch in dismay as the Incredi-Bile roars off]

Minister: Robert Parr, will you have this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?
Helen Parr: You're late. When you asked me if I was doing anything later, I didn't realize you'd actually forgotten. I thought it was playful banter.
Bob Parr: It was playful banter.
Helen Parr: Cutting it kinda close, don't ya think?
Bob Parr: You need to be more... flexible.
Helen: I love you, but if we're gonna make this work, you've gotta be more than Mr. Incredible. You know that. Don't you?
Minister: ...so long as you both shall live?
Bob: I do.
Minister: I pronounce this couple husband and wife.
[They kiss, with a superheroes and people cheering]
Helen: As long as we both shall live. No matter what happens.
Bob: Hey, come on. We're superheroes. What could happen?

[The screen switches to a newsflash]
Newsreel Narrator: In a stunning turn of events, a superhero is being sued for saving someone who, apparently, didn't want to be saved. The plaintiff, Oliver Sansweet, who was foiled in his attempted suicide by Mr. Incredible, has filed suit against the famed superhero in Superior Court.
[Oliver Sansweet's lawyer stands next to him on the crowded front steps, and speaks to a cluster of reporters]
Oliver Sansweet's Lawyer: Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved. Mr. Sansweet didn't want to be saved. And the injuries received from Mr. Incredible's so-called "actions" cause him daily pain.
[The crowd stirs as Mr. Incredible appears and points a threatening finger at Oliver Sansweet]
Mr. Incredible: Hey, I saved your life!
Oliver Sansweet: You didn't save my life, you ruined my death, that's what you did!
Mr. Incredible: Listen, you little piece of...
Mr. Incredible's Lawyer: [cuts him off] My client has no further comment at this time.
[Shots of the train accident scene]
Newsreel Narrator: Five days later, another suit was filed by victims of the el train accident.
[Shots of a courtroom filled with neck-braced train-wreck victims. A lawyer goes through his paces, often gesturing toward a glowering Mr. Incredible]
Newsreel Narrator: Incredible's court losses cost the government millions. And opened the flood gates for dozens of superhero lawsuits the world over.
[A series of spinning newspaper headlines describing the succession of lawsuits brought against Superheroes: "DynaGuy sued!", "'SUPER' DAMAGES!", "X-RAY VISION PEEPING TOM?" Irate Taxpayers demonstrate, waving placards that read: "NO MORE SUPER BAILOUTS!", "$UPER EXPEN$IVE!", etc. A judge addresses his colleagues from the floor of the House of Representatives]
Judge: It is time for their secret identity to become their only identity. Time for them to join us, or go away.
Newsreel Narrator: Under tremendous public pressure, and the crushing financial burden of an ever mounting series of lawsuits, the government quietly initiated the superhero relocation program.
[Superheroes exiting the public stage, as they wave goodbye (ala Nixon), duck into cars in a shower of popping flashbulbs, cheered by supporters, jeered by opponents, etc]
Newsreel Narrator: The supers will be granted amnesty from responsibility for past actions, in exchange for the promise to never again resume hero work. Where are they now?
[A throng of people mill about the city streets in diverse anonymity]
Newsreel Narrator: They are living among us. Average citizens, average heroes. Quietly and anonymously continuing to make the world a better place.
[The music crescendoes as camera lifts up to the horizon and the sun streaming through the clouds]

Bob Parr: Norma Wilcox, W-I-L-C-O-X, on the third floor, but i can't. I also do not advise you to fill out and file a WS2475 form with our legal department on the 2nd floor. I would not expect someone to get back to you quickly to resolve the matter. I'd like to help, but there's nothing i can do. [shouting loudly] I'M SORRY MA'AM! I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET! [Whispering] Pretend to be upset.
Gilbert Huph: PAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! You authorized payment on the Walker policy?!
Bob Parr: Somebody broke into their house, Mr. Huph. Their policy clearly covers them against...
Gilbert Huph: I don't wanna know about their coverage, Bob! Don't tell me about their coverage! Tell me how you're keeping Insuricare in the black! Tell me how that's possible with you writing checks to every Harry Hardluck and Sally Sobstory THAT GIVES YOU A PHONE CALL! [storms out of Bob's cubicle]
Voice on PA: Morning break is over. Morning break is over.
Principal: I appreciate you coming down here, Mrs. Parr.
[Mrs. Parr looks at Dash]
Helen: What is this about? Has Dash done something wrong?
Bernie: He's a disruptive influence and he openly mocks me in front of the class.
Dash: He says.
Bernie: [to Dash] Look, I know it's you! [to Helen] He puts thumbtacks on my stool.
Helen: You saw him do this?
Bernie: Well, not real… No, actually not.
Helen: Oh. Then, how do you know it was him?
Bernie: I hid a camera. [has the videotape. Dash gasps and looks at Helen, glaring at him] And this time I got him.

Helen: Don't think you avoided talking about your trip to the principal's office, young man. Your father and I are still going to discuss it.
Dash: I'm not the only kid who's been sent to the office, you know.
Helen: Other kids don't have superpowers. Now, it's perfectly normal for to you to—
Violet: Normal? What do you know about "normal"? What does anyone in this family know about "normal"?!
Helen: Now, wait a minute, young lady!
Violet: We act normal, Mom! I wanna be normal! The only one normal is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet-trained!
Jack-Jack: [giggles]
Dash: Lucky. [Helen gives him an angry look] I meant about being normal.

[as the cops burst into the jewelry store where Bob and Lucius are, Lucius noticesreaches for a water cooler to replenish his freezing powers]
Cop: Freeze!
Lucius: I'm thirsty.
[Lucius reaches for a cup of water, which he starts filling]
Cop: I said "freeze"!
Lucius: I'm just getting a drink. [takes the cup to his mouth and drinks]
Cop: Okay, you had your drink! Now, I want you to ---
Lucius: [calmly, as he drops the cup] I know, I know. [directly] Freeze. [freezes the cop]

Bob: It's okay, kids. We're just having a discussion.
Violet: Pretty loud discussion.
Bob: Yeah. But that's okay, because what's important is that Mommy and I are always a team. We're always united, against, uh, uh, the forces of, uh--
Helen: Pig-headed-ness?
Bob: Uh, I was gonna say, "Evil".
Helen: We're sorry we woke you. Everything's okay. Go back to bed. It's late.

[Edna shows Helen the other suits she has created for the Parrs]
Edna: I started with the baby.
Helen: Started?
Edna: Shh! Darling! Shh! I cut it a little roomy for the free movement. The fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin [flamethrowers throw fire at the suit without leaving burn marks], and it can also withstand a temperature of over 1,000 degrees! Completely bulletproof. [machine guns train on the suit and empty rounds into it without causing any damage] And machine-washable, darling. That's a new feature.
Helen: What on earth do you think the baby will be doing?!
Edna: Well, I'm sure I don't know, darling. Luck favors the prepared. I didn't know the baby's powers, so I covered the basics.
Helen: Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers.
Edna: No? He'll look fabulous anyway. [moves on to Dash's suit] Your boy's suit I designed to withstand enormous friction without heating up or wearing out. A useful feature. [moves on to Violet's] Your daughter's suit was tricky, but I finally created a sturdy material that will disappear completely as she does. [it briefly disappears and then reappears] [moves on to Helen's new suit] Your suit can stretch as far as you can, without injuring yourself [the suit gets stretched], and still retain its shape. Virtually indestructible. [two missiles fire at the suit, but the suit sustains no damage] Yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton. As an extra feature, each suit contains a homing device, giving you the precise global location of the wearer at the touch of a button. [hands Helen one, showing the tracking location of one of the suits] Well, darling? What do you think?
Helen: What do I think?! Bob is retired! I'm retired! Our family is underground!! You helped my husband resume secret hero-work behind my back?!
Edna: Well, I assumed you knew, darling! Why would he keep secrets from you?
Helen: He wouldn't. Didn't-- D-Doesn't.
Edna: [sighs] Men at Robert's age are often unstable. Prone to weakness.

[In Edna's kitchen, Helen is sobbing as she takes grief from possibly losing Bob.]
Helen: Oh, I am such an idiot. I let this happen, you know. The new sports car, the getting in shape, the blond hair, the lies...
Edna: [coldly] Yes, he attempts to relive the past.
Helen: Now I'm losing him! [crying] What'll I do?
Edna: What are you talking about?
Helen: [Stops sobbing; looks at Edna] Hmm?
Edna: You are Elastigirl! My God, pull yourself together! [whacks Helen with a rolled up newspaper] What will you do? Is this a question? You will show him you remember that he is Mr. Incredible, and you will remind him who you are! Well, you know where he is. Go, confront the problem, fight, WIN! [pause] And call me when you get back, darling, I enjoy your visits.

Helen: There's plenty of leftovers you can reheat, make sure Dash does his homework, and both of you get to bed on time. I should be back tonight, late. You can be in charge that long, can't you?
Violet: Yeah, but why am I in charge again?
Helen: Nothing. Just a little trouble with Daddy.
Violet: You mean Dad's in trouble, or Dad is the trouble?
Helen: I mean he's either in trouble, [darkly] or he's going to be. [leaves]

Violet: [referring to a supersuit that Dash grabbed from Helen] What makes you think it is special?
Dash: I don't know, but why'd Mom try to hide it?

[Helen emerges from the lavatory dressed in her super suit. She throws her duffel bag roughly at a passenger seat]
Violet: Ow!
Elastigirl: Violet!
Violet: [as she materializes] It's not my fault! Dash ran away, and I knew I'd get blamed for it...
[Dash pops up from behind the seats at the back of the cabin, immediately engaging at the top of his lungs]
Dash: That's not true!
Elastigirl: Dash?!
Violet & Dash: ...and I thought he'd try to sneak on the plane so I came here and you closed the doors before I could find him and then you took off and it's not my fault! You said, "Something's up with Mom. We have to find out what!" It was your idea! Your idea! Hundred percent all-yours, all-the-time idea!
Elastigirl: Wait a minute, wait a minute. You left Jack-Jack alone?!
Violet & Dash: Yes, mom, I'm completely stupid... of course we got a sitter! Do you think I'm totally irresponsible? Thanks a lot! No, we got someone, Mom. Someone great. We wouldn't do that.
Elastigirl: All right! Well, who'd you get?

Helen: [via headset] Friendlies! At 2,0 miles south-south west of your position. Angels 10, track east. Disengage, over. [To Violet] Vi! You have to put a force field around the plane.
Violet: But you said we weren't supposed to use our powers!
Helen: I know what I said! Listen to what I'm saying now! [via headset] Disengage, repeat, disengage!
Dash: [fearfully] Mom?
Helen: VIOLET! [Violet gets startled; via headset] Mayday, mayday! India Golf Niner-Niner is buddy-spiked! Abort, abort! There are children aboard, [heard through intercom] say again, there are children aboard the plane.
Bob: NO!
Helen: Put a field around us NOW!!!
Violet: But, Mom, I've never done one that big before!
Helen: Violet, do it now! [via headset] Abort, abort, abort! [Violet weakly tries to create a force field in a short period of time] Abort, abort, abort! [She tries again unsuccessfully, then Helen rushes to protect her children from the explosion]

[Mirage enters the room where Bob is still being held in the suspension chamber. She pushes a button, causing Bob to fall to the floor.]
Mirage: [Walks up to Bob] There isn't much time.
Bob: [Grabs Mirage by the throat and lifts her up] No, there isn't. In fact, there's no time at all.
Mirage: [Tries to free herself from Bob's hold] Please...
Bob: Why are you here? How can you possibly bring me lower? What more can you take away from me?
Mirage: Family... survived the crash. They're here on the island!
Bob: [Surprised] They are alive?
[Bob drops Mirage to the floor, where she coughs. He picks her up and hugs her. Mirage looks relieved, but then notices Helen standing at the doorway.]
Bob: Helen?
Mirage: Hello. You must be Mrs. Incre-! [Get punched in the face by Helen and faints]
Bob: [Grabs Helen's outstretched arm] She was helping me to escape!
Helen: No, that's what I was doing! [Bob starts pulling her in closer] Let go of me! Let go, you lousy, lying, unfaithful creep-
Bob: [Kisses Helen] How could I betray the perfect woman?
Helen: Oh, you're referring to me now?
Bob: Where are the kids?
Mirage: They might have have triggered the alert.
Helen: What?!
Mirage: Security's been sent into the jungle. [Bob helps her up] You better get going.
Helen: Now our kids are in danger?!
[Bob and Helen run out of the room.]
Bob: If you suspected danger, why'd you bring them?
Helen: I didn't bring them, they stowed away! And I don't think you're striking the proper tone here!

Dash: Are we there yet?!
Bob: We will get there when we get there!! [opens the window; to Helen, who is suspended from the Omnidroid's lander, clutching its sides and holding the van in place] HOW YOU DOING, HONEY?!
Helen: DO I HAVE TO ANSWER?!

Parrot: Identification, please.
Dash: Huh? Hey, hey Vi, c'mere, look, look it talks! There, that one.
Parrot: Voice key incorrect.
Violet: Voice key?
Parrot: Voice key incorrect.
Violet: [realises something is wrong] Wait a second...
[Parrot sounds alarm]
Dash: What do we do?
Violet: Run!
Dash: Where are we going?
Violet: Away from here!

Frank: Ya see that? That's the way to do it. That's old school.
Ollie: Yeah. No school like the old school.
Frank: Yeah!

[Last lines, the family crosses the parking lot, Dash sitting atop Bob's shoulders, clutching his second-place trophy. Everyone is happy and together]
Helen Parr: Dash, I'm so proud of you.
Dash Parr: I didn't know what the heck you wanted me to do.
[The ground begins to quake. The Incredibles stop as the low rumble grow louder. On the far side of the lot, cars begin to be thrown into the air, tossed about like toys. A gargantuan drill spirals out of the ground, throwing dirt and chunks of asphalt in all directions. People run screaming as the enormous metallic vehicle crests and crashes to earth. A door opens on top and a hulking figure in dirty overalls emerges atop a rising platform. His ragged voice amplified through a loudspeaker, the Underminer speaks]
Underminer: Behold the Underminer! I am always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me! I hereby declare war on peace and happiness! Soon all will tremble before me!
[Camera pans off Bob as he glances at his family. They've already donned their masks, ready as they'll ever be. Camera returns to Bob, revealing that he too has put on his mask. He turns toward their new nemesis and smiles, rips his shirt open to reveal the "i" insignia on the chest of his super suit underneath, the logo of The Incredibles, and then the credits roll]

Taglines[edit]

  • Save the day.
  • Discover the Side of Superheroes You've Never Seen Before
  • Expect The Incredible
  • Twice the hero he used to be
  • Super cool
  • No gut, no glory
  • Sock'er Mom

Cast[edit]

Voice Cast (in Order of Appearance)[edit]

Additional Voices[edit]

Teaser Trailer[edit]

[the screen shows Disney and Pixar logos, the text puts up "Walt Disney Pictures presents" and "a Pixar Animation Studios film", fades to the camera zooms by the picture frames, then hearing a phone ringing, then Bob picks up the phone]
Telephone: Mr. Incredible, we need your help.
Mr. Incredible: [grabs the outfit, putting black shoes on, then putting long black gloves on, then putting a black mask on] Showtime.
[tries to put the belt on]
Helen: [off-screen] Honey, come to dinner!
Mr. Incredible: I can't come to dinner! I've got the... I gotta go!
[continues trying to put the belt on]
Mr. Incredible: Maybe just a salad, and uh, yeah. Ooh, and some rice cakes!
[continues trying to put the belt on, then trying to put the belt on, slamming the desk, then trying to put the belt on, then trying to put the belt on, sitting on a chair, then trying to put the belt on, stamping on the ground, then looking at the belt, then trying to put the belt on, hitting the chair]
Mr. Incredible: Come on.
[takes a deep breath, putting the belt on, the belt breaks off of him, blowing the lights out, then the film's title, then the text puts up "SAVE THE DAY" and "11 - 5 - 2004", the film website, labled "Incredibles.com", is bellow]

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