The Powerpuff Girls

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The Powerpuff Girls is an American animated show created by Craig McCracken. It follows the adventures of Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup, three little girls literally created from sugar, spice and everything nice. Their creator and father, Professor Utonium, adds Chemical X by mistake, giving the girls superpowers. They use their gifts to save the city of Townsville.

Season 1[edit]

Monkey See, Doggy Do [1.1a][edit]

Blossom: Gee, I sure hope we can find a trail.

[After changing everyone in Townsville into dogs with the Anubis Head]
Mojo Jojo: All right, you flea-bitten curs! Heel! I, Mojo Jojo, am your master, and you shall obey my commands like the dogs you are! Because I am your master, it is I who you will obey! Obeying commands is what you will do! I will give you commands, and you will obey them!

Blossom: Not so fast...
Buttercup: Mojo...
Bubbles: Jojo!
[The Girls are changed into dogs]
Mojo Jojo: Too late, Powerpuffs! Or should I say, "Power-pups"?

Mommy Fearest [1.1b][edit]

Ima Goodlady: I thought I grounded you, brats! I'm getting the professor!
Blossom: We're afraid not, Ima. He's conveniently stepped out.
Buttercup: And we know you're not such a good lady at all.
Bubbles: What's in the bag, Sedusa?!? (pulls out the wig, revealing that Ima is Sedusa in disguise)
Narrator: SEDUSA?!? Who woulda guessed it?
Sedusa: (as Bubbles tries to grab the bag) Let go!
(The bag opens to reveal the mayor's jewels)
Bubbles: Well, What do you know? The mayor's jewels. Nice try, Sedusa, But the game's over!
Sedusa: (in her evil tone) HA! Never! (in sweet tone) I'll just sweet talk that sap with the professor. He'll believe in me (in her evil tone) AND YOU THREE BUG-EYED CREEPS WILL BE GROUNDED FOREVER! (laughs evilly)
Bubbles: (angrily) GROUND THIS!!!
(The girls attacked Sedusa)
Professor: Oh Girls, I am back from the the stooooOOORE! (drops his groceries) What's going on here?!
Sedusa: (fake sobbing) Oh, Professor. Thank goodness you're back! The girls went just crazy and they all jumped on me when I came home.
Blossom: (angrily) No, Professor! It's not true!
Buttercup: She's really Sedusa!
Bubbles: And she grounded us so she can make off with the mayor's jewels!
Sedusa: LIARS! (to the Professor, fake whining) Professor, Sweetie, you believe me, don't you? Please.. help me. Please.
(Professor grabs Sedusa's arms and the girls think they are getting grounded again)
Professor: (to the Girls) Girls, call the police. (the girls perked up) That crook is not going to deceive us anymore.
Powerpuff Girls Yay!

Insect Inside [1.2a][edit]

Powerpuff Bluff [1.2b][edit]

Octi Evil [1.3a][edit]

Geshundfight [1.3b][edit]

Buttercrush [1.4a][edit]

Ace: Oh, Powerpuff Girls. Please forgive my foolish friend for his foolish act, for he did not know what he was doing. And I know deep inside my heart that he would never do anything like that ever again. What do you say, girls? Will you forgive him? Will you? Please?
Blossom: Okay.
Ace: Thank you. [winks at Buttercup]

Fuzzy Logic [1.4b][edit]

Boogie Frights [1.5a][edit]

[Being chased by Boogie Man]
Bubbles: Buttercup? Blossom? Oh, no! I - I can't do it alone! [Crying]
Professor Utonium: [in Bubbles' memory] Bubbles, if you can just face your fears, then I know you can find the courage to beat him.

[At the end of the episode]
Narrator: So once again, the day is saved!
[The Girls appear, sleeping in bed]
Narrator: [snickers] Get it? The day was saved? Because it was going to be eternal night! They saved the day, literally! [laughs]
Blossom: [wakes up as Buttercup glares through one eye] Shh!
[Both she and Buttercup go back to sleep; through all this, Bubbles is not disturbed one bit.]
Narrator: [voice sinks to a whisper] Oh, sorry. Thanks to the Powerpuff Girls. Goodnight, everybody.

Abracadaver [1.5b][edit]

Blossom: Excuse me, Mr. Zombie, sir?
Abracadaver: Wha—?
Blossom: Could you stop destroying Townsville with your evil zombie magic?
Bubbles, Buttercup: Please?
Abracadaver: [gasps upon seeing Blossom] You! You're that girl! [he imagines her as the girl from long ago] Girl with bear!
Blossom: Huh?

Telephonies [1.6a][edit]

Narrator: The city of Townsville! And what a beautiful city she is, full of- [a phone rings] Oh, excuse me. [answers phone] Uh, hello?
Ace: [over phone] Yeah, listen, jerkface, you good-for-nothin' toad!
Narrator: You can't talk to me like that!
Ace: [over phone] How 'bout this? I think you stink! I can smell ya over the phone!
Narrator: Why I oughta...who is this! [Ace hangs up] Hello? Hello?! [turns over to the Gangreen Gang who laugh after making prank calls] Oh. The Gangreen Gang. Why, you crank-calling, good-for-nothings! When I get my hands on you, I'll...

[The Girls break into Mojo Jojo's lair and beat him up]
Mojo Jojo: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF- [they shove the back of his chair down onto him, then throw him against the wall]
Blossom: Don't play dumb. We know you've got some evil plot underway.
Mojo Jojo: What are you talking about?
Buttercup: Oh, like you don't have a giant robot ready to smash Townsville!
Mojo Jojo: No.
Blossom: [surprised] No diabolical plans to destroy the world?
Mojo Jojo: No.
Bubbles: [scared] Turning everyone into zombies to scare people?!
Mojo Jojo: Oh, for crying out loud, NO! I have no intentions of committing any
Blossom: Then what were you doing before we got here?
Mojo Jojo: Sleeping!
Buttercup: Before that?!
Mojo: Reading the paper!
Blossom: [deflated] Oh. [long pause] better behave yourself, or we'll be back!
Mojo: [sarcastically] Oh goodness, I'd better not snore.

[Fuzzy was relaxing in the bathtub while playing his banjo, when he hears the Powerpuff Girls approaching for the fight]
Blossom: Okay, Fuzzy. Prepare to get stomped!
[Fuzzy is splashed all over]
Buttercup: This is for anything you broke! [decks him]
Blossom: [pulling his antennae] This is for anyone you hurt!
Bubbles: [raising the banjo over her head] And this is for taking a bath! [swings and hits Fuzzy on the head with the banjo, which causes him to sink in the bathtub]
Buttercup: [realizes] Uh-oh. I think maybe he was just taking a bath.
Bubbles: Fuzzy...?
Blossom: Um...we didn't mean to... [then Fuzzy rises from the bath, towering above them and beet red with anger. They look up at him and smile nervously with a giggle] I guess you weren't going crazy. You were just taking a bath.
[All three giggle and inch away to one side before dashing off at top speed]

[The Girls have just broken into Him's lair to find him doing aerobics]
Him: [effeminate voice] Hello, girls. What a pleasant surprise. Ooh, what's the occasion?
Blossom: Uh, we were wondering...
Him: How I stay so fit? Well, now you know.
Blossom: Uh, no, actually. Did you do anything evil today?
Him: No, not today. Why do you ask?
Blossom: No reason, just wondering.
Him: This figure doesn't come easy, you know. I took a little time off to get into shape.
Blossom: So, you haven't been...?
Him: Nope.
Blossom: [chuckling nervously] Okay, I guess we'll see you later.
Him: I guess you will.
Blossom: Okay, bye, then.
[The Girls fly off]
Him: Goodbye, girls. Come back soon. Goodbye... [picks up the phone and puts it to his left ear]
[Cut to Mojo, who is on the call with Fuzzy]
Mojo Jojo: All right, alright, Fuzzy, I heard you the first time...I know. [the line beeps] I kn...hold on, Fuzzy. There's someone on the other line.
Him: [to Mojo Jojo on the phone; demonic voice] Mojo! It's me... [effeminate voice] Him!
Mojo Jojo: Yes, sir! What is it?
Him: [demonic] You won't believe what just happened.
Mojo Jojo: The Powerpuff Girls just broke in unexpected?
Him: WHAT?! How did you know?
Mojo Jojo: The same thing happened to me and Fuzzy Lumpkins. He's on the other line.
Him: Well, put him on!
[Mojo puts Fuzzy on the line]
Fuzzy Lumpkins: [shaking with fury] BUSHWHACKED IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT!!
Him: [demonic voice] This is an outrage!
Mojo Jojo: You are right. We're all citizens! Evil citizens, but citizens nonetheless!
Fuzzy Lumpkins: Birthday suit!! [cries]
Him: [demonic voice] We should complain!
Mojo Jojo: But to whom?

[The phone rings]
Big Billy: [answers the phone] Hello?
Him: [demonic voice] I demand to speak with the Mayor!
Big Billy: He's not here right now. Can I take a massage?
Him: [demonic voice] Do you know when he'll be back?
Big Billy: Uh...I don't know. See, Grubber tricked the Mayor into leaving so we could break in and use the Powerpuff hotline to make crank calls.
Him: [demonic voice] Huh?! [effeminate voice] You don't say. Well, to whom might I be speaking?
Big Billy: Uh, this is Billy.
Him: [effeminate voice] Billy who?
Big Billy: Big Billy from the Gangreen Gang. Who is this? [Him hangs up the phone] Hello?
[A crash suddenly shakes the room, snapping the Gangreen Gang awake. Him, Mojo Jojo, and Fuzzy Lumpkins have come in, looking enraged]
Him: [effeminate voice] So! You guys like to make [demonic voice] crank calls!
[Him, Mojo, and Fuzzy proceed to beat up the Gangreen Gang]
Mayor: [mumbling to himself] Oh, of all the foolishness. Cut the ribbon, pshaw! [stops short and looks on in surprise] Oh, my!
[There was the battle royal going on in his office, and the mayor tiptoes to the hotline to make a call]

[The girls are sleeping at night, when the hotline buzzes]
Blossom: [picks up the receiver] Hello?
Mayor: [over the hotline] Powerpuff Girls! You're not gonna believe this! The Gangreen Gang, Mojo Jojo, Fuzzy Lumpkins and Him are fighting right here in my office!
Blossom: [hangs up] Yeah, right, Mayor, very funny. [tucks herself back in bed]
[The hotline buzzes again, which annoys the girls. Then Buttercup uses her laser eyes to destroy the hotline, before going back to bed]
Girls: Goodnight, Professor!
[But the professor is still on hold since the beginning of an episode]

Narrator: So once again the day is saved! Thanks to...Mojo?...Fuzzy?...and Him?

Tough Love [1.6b][edit]

Narrator: Those little scamps are so adorable! How we just love the Powerpuff Girls!
[Him is in a bathtub, looking angry]
Him: [effeminate voice] Oh, how I [demonic] HATE THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!
Narrator: Hate the Powerpuff Girls?! Who could hate the...? Oh, no. Please don't let it be...Him!
Him: [effeminate] Oh, Powerpuff Girls, save us! Oh, Powerpuff Girls, we need you! Oh, Powerpuff Girls, we love you! [demonic] Powerpuff Girls! Powerpuff Girls!! POWERPUFF GIRLS!!! [looks at a rubber ducky; effeminate] Oh, Mr. Quackers, am I the only one who [demonic] hates those [effeminate] miserable little brats? [squeaks his ducky] You hate them, too? Oh, I knew I could count on you! But how can I possibly beat them with all that [demonic] love surrounding them?! [squeaks his ducky; effeminate] What's that you say? [squeaks his ducky again] Yes! [demonic] That's brilliant! [effeminate] Oh, Mr. Quackers, you are so smart. Quite a positively evil scheme you've hatched. And I'll finally be rid of those girls... [demonic] FOREVER!!

Him: [effeminate] Poor, ususpecting Townsville, all snug in your beds. Unaware of the evil that lurks above your heads. And so, with a flick of my wrist and a twirl of my claw, I'll be rid of those girls once and [demonic] for all.

[Ms. Keane and the students of Pokey Oaks Kindergarten are throwing things at the girls]
Blossom: I've heard of class struggles, but this is ridiculous.

Buttercup: Wow, this has turned out to be one freaky day.
Bubbles: Yeah. Something strange is going on.
Narrator: [affected by Him's evil gas and yelling] Aw, for crying out loud, WOULD YOU THREE SHUT UP FOR ONCE?! Always griping and moaning about something! Sheesh, you give me a headache!

[All the citizens of Townsville, all affected by Him's evil gas, are cornering the Powerpuff Girls, preparing to destroy them]
Buttercup: Why are you people doing this?!
Bubbles: Don't you love us anymore?
Blossom: Yeah, you act as if you, as if you...
Him: [off-screen; effeminate] Hate you?
Blossom: Yeah! Hate us! [realizes who responded to her question] Wait, who said that?
Him: [appears] Why, I did, of course.
Powerpuff Girls: [gasp in horror] It's Him!
Him: [demonic] Right you are, girls! [appears in front of the Professor; effeminate] And right you are about your loved ones. [licking the Professor's face]
Blossom: Take your claws off of the Professor!
Bubbles: What's he ever done to you?!
Him: Oh, it's not what he's done to me, but what he's going to do [demonic] to YOU! [effeminate] You see, I've taken all of their love for you and [his head rotates] into... [demonic] HATE! [the girls gasp in horror; effeminate] Now they will destroy you. [demonic] And you poor, helpless creatures won't be able to fight back. [effeminate] Because the Powerpuff Girls would never hurt the ones they love. Oh, no, they wouldn't! [demonic] NOW DESTROY THEM!
[The people of Townsville, affected by Him's evil gas, are battling with the Powerpuff Girls, who are on the losing end, until Buttercup rises and knocks the mob away with one punch, stunning Him]
Buttercup: Come on, you guys! Get up and fight!
Blossom: Buttercup, what are you doing? We can't hurt the ones we love.
Buttercup: Those people aren't our loved ones. Our loved ones would never want to hurt us!
Blossom, Bubbles: [getting the point] Hey, yeah!
Buttercup: [points to Him] They're just pawns in his evil scheme!
Him: [giggles; effeminate] Well, you know...
Buttercup: Which means...
Powerpuff Girls: Let's get 'em!
Him: [frowns] Uh-oh.
[After the Powerpuff Girls defeat their loved ones and rid them of Him's evil gas, they confront Him]
Blossom: Don't ever make us have to do that again!
Buttercup: Or it will be your last!
Him: [effeminate] Tsk, tsk, tsk. You girls underestimate me. I never give repeat performances. But I assure you, I'll be back!

[At the hospital]
Blossom: So now you know why we had to do what we did. We all feel really bad, and hope that you'll forgive us.
Bubbles: Besides, it hurt us a lot more than it hurt you!
Citizens: Well now, we wouldn't say that! [all laughing]
Narrator: [laughing, then groaning] Don’t worry. We forgive you. Because once again, the day is saved, thanks to The Powerpuff Girls! Oh, nurse, isn't it time for my sponge bath?

Major Competition [1.7a][edit]


Mugger: [holding an old woman at gunpoint] Uh... everybody freeze or the old lady gets it!
[The crowd gasps in terror]
Major Man: Halt, vile villain, or taste the bitter flavor of justice that Major Man will serve you!
Buttercup: [sing-song voice] Cor-ny!
[The crowd shushes her]
Mugger: I'm sorry, Major Man! My doctor told me to cut down on justice! But he did say I could have all the greens I want! [grabs money from the purse]

Blossom: Boy, the hotline hasn't run in ages!

Mayor: That was so hard to do! [pause] Anyway, time to move on and forget about the past! Gotta make room for the future!

Buttercup: Let's beat the stuffing out of him!

Mister Mojo's Rising [1.7b][edit]

[Mojo Jojo's letter to the Girls:]
Dear Powerpuff Girls,
I have kidnapped Professor Utonium! I have taken him someplace against his will! If you look for him in the spots he likes to be, you will not find him! He's with me - but not by choice! I took him and he didn't like it!
This message is from, and was written by, Mojo Jojo.
Bubbles: Who could have done this?
[Blossom and Buttercup look annoyed]

Narrator: [laughs] Wow; talk about ironic! Professor creates Mojo, Mojo creates Girls! It's crazy, I tell you. [laughs some more] Yeah! So, once again, the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls, but thanks ORIGINALLY to Mojo Jojo!
Mojo Jojo: It was me. It was me. It was me. It was me. It was me.
[episode ends]

Paste Makes Waste [1.8a][edit]

Buttercup: EAT THIS, PASTE EATER!!!!

Loyd & Floyd: [frightened] Hey, dude........
Mitch Mitchelson: What?!
Loyd & Floyd: Dude..... Dude....

Buttercup: [to Elmer, who has turned into a giant paste monster, and is covered in flour; sing-song voice] You can't stick to me! You can't stick to me! Nyah nyah nyah-nyah- [Elmer grows a hole in his stomach and Buttercup flies through it] -Nyah???

Blossom: You know what you have to do!
Buttercup: No! Anything but that!
Blossom: Buttercup!
Buttercup: No, no, no, no, no! All right! ELMER!!
Elmer: Huh?
Buttercup: Uh…I-I-I’m…s-s-s-so-s-s-so-o-o…o-o-r-r…r-r-r-ry!
Elmer: (normal voice) Wh-wh-what?
Buttercup: I’m…sorry if I picked on you, and…I’m sorry if I called you a…paste eater.
Elmer: (sniffs, rubs his nose, and takes Blossom and Bubbles out of the sticky glue) Thanks, Buttercup. That's all I ever wanted.

Ice Sore [1.8b][edit]

Bubbles: (after finding out that Blossom has "ice breath") Make the floor all ice, like in Tom and Jerry! That's my favorite.

Blossom: Hi, Pablo!
Pablo: Blossom, how come your sisters are so mean?
Blossom: Oh, it's 'cause I have ice power and they don't and they're all jealous.
Bubbles and Buttercup: Nyah!

(Blossom has accidentally caused crooks to get away with her ice breath)
Buttercup: (angrily) Way to go, Ice Princess.
Bubbles: You did a bad thing, Blossom.
Blossom: I know. (flies over to cops she accidentally froze) Sorry, Mr. Policeman. (flies over to citizens she accidentally froze) Sorry, people of Townsville. (flies over to a tree she accidentally froze) Sorry, tree. I promise, I'll never use my ice powers again.

Bubblevicious [1.9a][edit]

The Bare Facts [1.9b][edit]

Bubbles: Yeah. We were flying to Mojo Jojo's house. I like flying. Oh, and then there were these really pretty clouds. And there was one that was shaped like a heart, and there was this one that looked like a pretty pony, and there was one that looked like a cloud...

Cat Man Do [1.10a][edit]

Impeach Fuzz [1.10b][edit]

Just Another Manic Mojo [1.11a][edit]

Mojo Jojo: Now to have some breakfast! [finds only one egg in the fridge] ONE EGG LEFT?! For a nutritious breakfast, TWO eggs is the minimum requirement! And I have but ONE, which is ONE shy of TWO! And it is TWO that I need! Curses! I must immediately purchase some eggs, for I need to have breakfast, and without the eggs I cannot have the breakfast that I so require! [storms down the long staircase that runs to the bottom of the volcano, then suddenly skids to a halt and pats his outfit in panic] I have forgotten my wallet! Curses! [storms back up]
[Cut to him returning down, to discover kids playing in his moat]
Mojo Jojo: HEY, YOU KIDS!!! GET OUT OF MY MOAT!!! IT IS NOT MADE TO BE PLAYED IN!!! [The kids ignore him, who leaves and muttering to himself] I must remember to destroy those kids after my breakfast has been eaten.

Mime for a Change [1.11b][edit]

The Powerpuff Girls: [singing] Love, Love, love, la la love, la la love makes the world go round! Love, Love, love, la la love, la la love makes the world go round!

The Rowdyruff Boys [1.12][edit]

[After defeating Mojo]
Buttercup: Give it up, Mo-joke!
Bubbles: You will never defeat us! So there! [blows raspberry]
Blossom: [resting her hands on her hips] The Powerpuff Girls never lose!

Narrator: [singing] The Powerpuff Girls' house!
Bubbles: [picks up the phone] Hello?
Mojo Jojo: Hello. May I speak to Professor Utonium?
Bubbles: Who shall I say is calling?
Mojo Jojo: Oh, no one he'd know, just a curious stranger.
Bubbles: [shrill call] PROFESSOR! There’s a stranger on the phone!
Professor: [picking up the phone] Hello, Mr. Stranger, what can I do for you?
Mojo Jojo: Oh. [clears throat] Ah, hi, I’m calling from Townsville Community College and I’m doing a report on the Powerpuff Girls, and I was wondering, what exactly are those little girls made of?
Professor: Ah, oh, well, the Powerpuff Girls. Oh, let’s see now, eight cups of sugar, a pinch of spice, one tablespoon of everything nice, and, now this one’s important: accidentally add a drop of Chemical X. And voila!
Mojo Jojo: That's it? I mean, wow. Thanks.
Professor: I also have a great recipe for pound-
[Mojo hangs up]

Mojo Jojo: Let’s see, snips and snails and a puppy dog’s tail...all that leaves is Chemical X. There must be something around here with that potency. Aha! [it’s a stinky toilet] Yes, definitely Chemical X!

[After creating three Puff-esque boys, Mojo hugs them in a fatherly manner]
Mojo Jojo: Ah, my children!
Brick: [grabs him threateningly] Hands off! Who do you think you are anyway, Pops?!
Mojo Jojo: Why, yes, I am your father, children!
Boomer: Hey! We ain't no babies!
Boomer: Boomer!
Brick: Brick!
Butch: Butch!
Brick: We're here to kick some butt! And since yours is the only one around, we're gonna start with you!
Mojo Jojo: Oh, no, boys. You don't want to kick my butt; my butt is as rotten as yours. What you want are butts settled on the throne of justice!
The Rowdyruff Boys: Yeah!
Mojo Jojo: Butts planted in the soil of nobility!
The Rowdyruff Boys: Yeah!
Mojo Jojo: Butts nestled between the pillars of peace and love! The butts you want to kick are the butts of the Powerpuff Girls!
The Rowdyruff Boys: Let's get 'em!
Mojo: I'd be glad to take you to them if we only had a way out of heeeeeeee- [getting picked up by Brick, and Boomer and Butch punch a hole in the ceiling, essentially busting Mojo out of jail easily]
Narrator: Boy, oh, boy! Those boys are b-b-bad to the bone!

Brick: Hey! What's wrong with you girls?! You're supposed to start crying when we hit ya!
Boomer: Yeah!
Blossom: What are you guys, new?
Bubbles: Yeah, we're the Powerpuff Girls!
Buttercup: And it takes a lot more than a couple of cheap shots to make us cry!
Brick: [smirking] Well, then. I guess we'll just have to serve it up...

[Bubbles is thrown through a shop window]
Mr. Cooper: Are you okay?
Bubbles: Yeah. Sorry about your window, Mr. Looper.
Mr. Cooper: It's Cooper! COOPER!

The Mayor: And furthermore, every Wednesday shall be pretzel day! [Blossom is thrown against the window of his office] Hello, Blossom! [she slides down] Goodbye, Blossom. [Bubbles is thrown against the window of his office] Hello, Bubbles! [she slides down] Goodbye, Bubbles. [Buttercup is thrown against the window of his office] Hello, Buttercup! [she slides down] Goodbye, Buttercup. What sort of pretzels do you suppose the girls like, Bavarian, or tiny twists?
Miss Bellum: Sir, I think the girls may be in trouble.
The Mayor: Whatever makes you say that?

[After the Rowdyruff Boys zoom past the Powerpuff Girls, the exhaust leaves the Girls weakened and coughing]
Butch: Good thing we had those burritos for lunch!
Boomer: [laughs] Yeah, dude!
Brick: [snickers] Word! [fiercely] NOW LET'S FINISH THOSE SISSIES!!!

Miss Bellum: Listen. What do little boys fear more than anything in the world?
Bubbles: Bugs!
Buttercup: No, Bubbles. That's what you’re afraid of.
Bubbles: Oh yeah.
Miss Bellum: Girls, you have what boys fear most. Instead of fighting, try being nice.
Girls: Huh?
Miss Bellum: You know. Nice.
Blossom: I get it.
Buttercup: Ew. Gross.

[After the Girls magically kiss the Rowdyruff Boys, destroying them]
Mojo Jojo: Curse you again, Powerpuff Girls! I'll be back, but next time I will not be defeated! It is you who will be defeated! And when you are defeated, it is you who will have lost!
Narrator: Oh, Mojo, shut up!
Blossom: I kinda liked kissing.
Bubbles: Yeah!
[She and Blossom giggle]
Blossom: How about you, Buttercup?
Buttercup: [starts spitting in disgust] Yuck! Buck!
[Bubbles and Blossom laugh]

Uh Oh Dynamo [1.13][edit]

Season 2[edit]

Stuck Up, Up, and Away [2.1a][edit]

Narrator: The City of Townsville, and it's a shiny new day, with a shiny new limousine headed for Pokey Oaks Kindergarten. Seems there will be a shiny new face joining the class today!

Princess Morbucks: I'll need some milk money for my first day of new school! [her dad hands her some cash] I suppose this will do!

[After Blossom has used her ice breath on a flying Princess to rid her of her superpowered suit, and she falls, crying, but Blossom catches her before she can hit the ground]
Princess Morbucks: [crying] Why won't you let me be a Powerpuff Girl?
Blossom: Because you're just a spoiled brat. [puts Princess down] And being a Powerpuff Girl isn't about getting your way, or having the best stuff, or being popular or powerful. It's about using your own unique abilities to help people and the world we all live in. And you, little girl, have done nothing worthy of the name "Powerpuff."

Schoolhouse Rocked [2.1b][edit]

Collect Her [2.2a][edit]

Supper Villain [2.2b][edit]

Harold: Eat your pea, Professor.
[The Professor stabs the pea with his fork slowly, trying to stall as long as possible]
Harold: Eat it!
[He chews very slowly]
Harold: SWALLOW IT!!

[The Professor does so]

Marianne: Who wants dessert?
Professor Utonium: [frantically] I do!

Birthday Bash [2.3a][edit]

Too Pooped to Puff [2.3b][edit]

Beat Your Greens [2.4a][edit]

Down n' Dirty [2.4b][edit]

Dream Scheme [2.5a][edit]

You Snooze, You Lose [2.5b][edit]

Bubbles: A scavenger hunt? How terrible! I don't believe in hunting scavengers.

Mojo Jojo: [with bloodshot eyes and a crazed smile] I know who took my plans! [his eyes turn slowly to his left, then he suddenly points to his right] It was YOU! [a bird at his window chirps innocently] Well, was YOU! [points at his telephone] It was ALL of you! [the room starts shaking] Ohh, the pounding, the pounding, why won't it stop?!
[Outside, Buttercup is knocking on his door]
Buttercup: Why-won't-this-guy-answer?!
Mojo Jojo: [throws the door open] WHAAAAAAAT?!?
Bubbles: [politely] Hello! Please, Mr. Mojo, sir, could we please borrow your supercharged high-tech laser, please?
Mojo Jojo: Okay, okay, just don't bother me again. I'm trying to find my plans on how to destroy you.
Powerpuff Girls: [with Mojo's high-tech laser] THANK YOU, MOJO!

[Mojo sees the Powerpuff Girls trapped in the machine he planned, with the clueless Amoeba Boys at the control panel]
Mojo Jojo: MY MACHINE!!!
Junior: [playing with the aiming yoke] Duh, hey, look, Boss, I'm drivin'!
Mojo Jojo: [shoves them away] Get out of here! This is my machine! [laughs evilly] Now I've got you, Powerpuff Girls! And it is my plan that will destroy you! And then I will rule the world!
Buttercup: Mojo, you creep!
Blossom: This is the Amoebas' plan!
Bubbles: Yeah! You're just jealous!
Mojo Jojo: [shocked and confused] No! No! It is mine, I tell you! I came up with the crab! And the laser! And even the chewing gum that holds you!
Girls: Chewing gum?!
Blossom: Girls! "Chew" thinking what I'm thinking?
Bubbles, Buttercup: [nodding] Mmm-hmm!
[They chew their way free and fly at Mojo, blowing huge bubbles that burst explosively, knocking him from his seat. They then give him a beatdown as per usual, and then turn to the Amoeba Boys]
Blossom: Well, Amoeba Boys! Playing dumb all these years!
Bubbles: When all the while, you were criminal masterminds!
Buttercup: Looks like it's the big house for you!
Mojo Jojo: [going ballistic] But it is I who planned it! I did it, not them! I am the criminal mastermind! I am the evil genius! I smart, they dumb! I am responsible for trying to destroy you!
Blossom: [smiling] Okay. Then you go to jail.
Mojo: [triumphantly] That's right!

Slave the Day [2.6a][edit]

Narrator: "The city of Townsville... SMELLS"?!! Say, what's going on here? "The Mayor's dumb"?! That's just rude!

[Big Billy "reads" the girls a bedtime story]
Big Billy: "So the 3 Little Wolves went to the pig's house, and they said, 'FE FI FO FUM, you sure have big teeth, Grandma!' And so Hansel and the 3 Blind Mice climbed up the beanstalk to sell Mother Goose an old shoe!"

Los Dos Mojos [2.6b][edit]

Buttercup: [beating up Mojo Jojo] Take this! And that! And some of this! And one of those!
Blossom: Buttercup, if Mojo Jojo is here, he can't possibly be the one destroying Townsville!
Buttercup: Then who's in the Robo Jojo?
Mojo Jojo: Why don't you see for yourself?
[The machine opens, revealing an amnesiac Bubbles in Mojo Jojo's clothes]
Blossom, Buttercup: Bubbles?!
Narrator: Bubbles?!
Mayor: Bubbles?!
Talking Dog: Bubbles?!
Crowd: Bubbles?!
Mojo Jojo: (sarcastically) Bubbles.
Bubbles: [imitating Mojo] I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not who I am! I am the one, the only, single solitary doer of dastardly deeds! Purveyor of pestilence! And deliverer of lawlessness! I'm a menace to mankind! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahahahaha!
Mojo Jojo: [annoyed] I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different! I do not reiterate, repeat, reinstate the same thing over and over again! I am clear! Concise! To-the-point! I-
Buttercup: [beating him up again] Take this! And that! And some of this! And one of those!
Blossom: What kind of evil have you bestowed upon our sister?!
Mojo Jojo: You've got to be kidding. I'm wet! I'm naked! Your sister is wearing my clothes! And this is all part of some evil plot... TO RULE THE WORLD AS A SOGGY CHIMP IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT?!?!?
Blossom: Buttercup, I don't think Mojo is behind this one. That bonk to Bubbles' head must have led her to believe that she is Mojo Jojo!
Mojo Jojo: [sarcastic] No, really? Do you think?

Narrator: [Mojo Bubbles just hit Blossom across a brick building] Uh-oh, Bubbles done a bad thing!
[An upset Blossom is about to attack Mojo Bubbles but Buttercup prevents her]
Buttercup: Blossom, wait! She's our sister!
Blossom: Yeah, but that really hurt.
Buttercup: I know, I know. But two wrongs don't make a right. She hits you, you hit her. Suddenly we’re all hitting each other, then we’ll all be right back where we started.
Bubbles: [imitating Mojo Jojo] What's the matter, Buttercup? 'Fraid I'll whoop the skirt off you?
Buttercup: [annoyed] Alright, let's kick her butt.
Blossom: [preventing her] No, Buttercup. You’re right. She is our sister. And as sisters, we have an intrinsic duty; to uphold peace. Not only for the city of Townsville, but amongst ourselves.
Bubbles: [imitating Mojo Jojo] Prepare to meet your maker!
Blossom and Buttercup: [outraged] You leave the professor out of this!
[Then Mojo Bubbles proceeds to beat up her sisters]

Mojo Jojo: RIGHT ON! WE DID IT! We finally destroyed the Powerpuff Girls! Now there is no one to stop us! Hand in hand, we can work together! WE CAN RULE THE WORLD! Just you and me, Bubbles.
Bubbles: [imitating Mojo] I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not my name! For the name "Bubbles" is not the correct name to address me by, because it is not my name! If you were to address me by the name "Mojo Jojo," that would be correct, for my name is Mojo Jojo! And I will only be addressed by that name, which is Mojo Jojo! And furthermore, it is not "we" who will rule the world - it is "I"! I, being Mojo Jojo - who is not Bubbles - shall rule this world alone, which is to say, without anybody else, and without anybody else shall I rule this world! And when this world is ruled by only one person, and not a collective group, that one person who shall be ruling the world will be none other than me, Mojo Jojo! [evil laugh]
Mojo Jojo: [annoyed and angrily] Oh, SHUT UP!!! [swings a girder which hits Bubbles' head in slow-mo just as he did at the beginning of the show, knocking out Bubbles's memory, then, in normal speed, he reclaims his helmet and puts it back on] That's all just well enough, because in reality there is only room enough in this world for one Mojo Jojo. One shall be the number of Mojo Jojos in the world, and the number of Mojo Jojos in the world shall be one! Two Mojo Jojos is too many, and three is right out! So, the only Mojo Jojo there is room for in the world SHALL BE ME! (echoing) And being the only Mojo Jojo in the world, I will rule the world, in which there is only one MOJO JOJO!!! [evil laugh]
Bubbles: [regains consciousness as her normal self] What happened? [sees all the damages she did as Mojo Jojo, then gasps] There is only one evildoer who could've done this to Townsville, and that's... [notices Mojo laughing] MOJO JOJO! [proceeds to attack him]
Buttercup: [pointing] Look!
Blossom: It looks like Bubbles is back to her sweet old self again.
Buttercup: That's good. ’Cause there certainly isn't enough room in the world for two Mojo Jojos.
Blossom: I heard that!
Narrator: Yeah, and so did we - over a million times! We get it already! And so once again, the day is saved, thanks to Mojo the Powerpuff... Ah, heck, the day was saved. [imitating Mojo] So says me, the Narrator. So-called because I speak the narrative of the story! I advance the plot! I begin and end each episode of The Powerpuff Girls! Me! The Narrator!

Very Special Blossom [2.7a][edit]

Mojo Jojo: Ahhh! My master is completed! Happy father's day! My captain, I wish you were here to enjoy
(Blossom crashes in and made Mojo scream in bloody hell as Blossom tides Mojo's body with tape)
(Scene changes to a prison)
Buttercup: It's Blossom!
Blossom: Look! I can explain everything! The professor shouldn't be in jail for stealing any golf clubs! It's all Mojo's fault!
(Mojo muffles a protest that he didn't do it)
Mayor: I say, Chief. We made a terrible mistake. Didn't we?
Buttercup: (angrily) Wait a minute, Blossom! You told me you found those clubs! Which is it? Did you find them? Or did he sell it to you? Come on, Blossom! TELL THE TRUTH!
Buttercup: COME ON!!!
Professor: Please, Tell the truth, Blossom!
Buttercup: (as Blossom whimpers then tries to escape from her punishment) WATCH OUT!
Bubbles: She is getting away!
(They finally caught Blossom)
Blossom: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! (regretfully) I did it. I stole the golf clubs.
Professor: But why, Blossom! Why?!?!
Blossom: Because you wanted it so much, And I just wanted to make you happy!
Professor: It's all my fault! (voice breaks down) I put too much value in a material item, instead of the love of you girls.
Blossom: And that's what drove a crime!
Professor: Oh, Mayor, please...go easy on Blossom. She's sorry. (to Blossom) Aren’t you, honey?
Blossom: (whines) Yes!
Mayor: What do you say, Officer? It is her first offense!
Police Officer: (as his voice breaks down) This is very sad. (angrily) BUT THE LAW IS THE LAW!
(We see Blossom's mugshot)
Narrator: Blossom was sentenced to 300 hours of community service. This was a harsh reminder to herself and all that crime doesn't pay.
Blossom: Boy, you can say that again.
Father Bird: Well, it doesn't!
Blossom: Huh?
Father Bird: I said it doesn't!
(The baby birds agree to their father)
Narrator: So once again, the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls! (we see Bubbles and Buttercup very angry at Blossom in a prison inmate uniform) Well, Two of them at least.
(Bubbles and Buttercup leave as we see Blossom behind bars)

Daylight Savings [2.7b][edit]

The Time Channel announcer: Welcome to the time channel, where we give you up-to-the-minute time, 24 hours a day. Up next, the current time. Hello. I’m Sonny Dial, here to bring you the latest time. But first, I hope all of you remembered that last night was Daylight Savings, which means everyone sets their clocks back by one hour. That makes our current time 6:41. I’ll be back at 6:42 with the up-to-the-minute time.
Professor: (realizing as he checks all the clock including his watch) CRIKEY! I FORGOT TO SET THE CLOCKS BACK! (kicks down the bedroom door, turns on the light, rushes to the bed pulling covers away) Girls, wake up! GIRLS, WAKE UP!!! (slamming hotline receiver in cradle repeatedly) Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! (grabs mattress) Get out of bed! NOW! (flips the mattress; the girls are now awake, and he's panting frantically) Daylight savings, clocks wrong, forty-five minutes, save Townsville now!
Blossom: But what about our curfew?
Professor: There's no time! (throws them out their windows one at a time) GO! GO! GO!

Mo Job [2.8a][edit]

Pet Feud [2.8b][edit]

Imaginary Fiend [2.9a][edit]

Cootie Gras [2.9b][edit]

The Powerpuff Girls Best Rainy Day Adventure Ever [2.10a][edit]

Just Desserts [2.10b][edit]

Twisted Sister [2.11a][edit]

Blossom: The first thing we need is sugar.
Bubbles: I'll get it! [Dashes on the left]
Blossom: And spice.
Buttercup: I'm on it! [Dashes on the right]
Blossom: Next you need...
Bubbles: [Comes back with a sweet powder] I couldn't find any sugar, but I did find an artificial sweetener.
Blossom: That's okay. Next you need...
Buttercup: [Comes back with dirt, twigs and leaves] I didn't know where to get spices, so I got dirt and twigs and stuff.
Blossom: Well, that's kinda like spices. Put it in. Now, next you need...everything nice!
Girls: Oh, boy! [The three fly out]
Bubbles: Crayons are nice.
Blossom: Books are nice.
Buttercup: Lizards are nice!
Bubbles: I like flowers.
Blossom Computers are good.
Buttercup: A football!
Bubbles: Stuffed animals!
Blossom: A calculator.
Buttercup: A mackerel.
Bubbles: More flowers.
Blossom: A compass.
Buttercup: Boxing gloves.
Bubbles: Ribbon!
Blossom: Art.
Buttercup: Band aids.
Bubbles: A smiley face.
Blossom: A globe.
Buttercup: [Punches the bowl] A knuckle sandwich!
Blossom: Okay. The final and most important step is to accidentally add Chemical X to the concoction.
[The girls make awkward faces and dash out and Blossom holds a beaker that looks like Chemical X]
Blossom: Oh, look at what I found, girls. Chemical X.
Bubbles: Be careful with that Chemical X.
Buttercup: Yes, Blossom. Whatever you do, do not drop that Chemical X.
Blossom: Don't worry, I wo...[Drops the beaker] Whoops! I accidentally dropped the Chemical X. And it fell into the concoction.
Girls: Oh, no.

Narrator: Hurry, girls, hurry! You created a monster!
Girls: Bunny!
Bunny: Wha?
Bubbles: What have you done?
Bunny: Bunny do good! Bunny do good!
Buttercup: No, Bunny do bad. Very bad!
Bunny: Bad?
Blossom: Yes, bad. You're supposed to stop crime, not help start it. I guess you're not cut out to be a Powerpuff Girl after all.
Bunny: No Powawull?
Girls: No.

Bubbles: Wha...Wh-Wh-Wh-What happened?
Blossom: Bunny saved us!
Buttercup: But...where is she?
[A part of Bunny's dress lands in front of them]
Girls: [gasp] Bunny!
Bubbles: Oh no! She exploded!
Buttercup: But why?
Blossom: I guess she was unstable, and the blast broke her down into her original ingredients.
Bubbles: She was good after all... [starts to cry] We were the ones who were bad.
[They hang their heads in shame.]

[At the end of the episode]
Narrator: [crying hard for a few seconds] Oh, it's so sad, I can't take it. And so, for the first...and final time...the day is saved, thanks to Powerpuff Bunny!
Bunny: Powawul!
Narrator: [crying harder for a few more seconds] Oh, why? WHY?!?...Oh, go to a commercial!

Cover Up [2.11b][edit]

[holding a blanket to her cheek]
Buttercup: I am a good fighter. I am a good fighter. I am a good fighter.

Buttercup: [after crying and pounding the counter in frustration] Where's my blanket?!
Bubbles: We don't have time for this, Buttercup.
Blossom: [worried] Townsville is in trouble.
Buttercup: [losing it completely] NOOOOOOOO!! I NEED MY BLANKET!!

Speed Demon [2.12a][edit]

Him: [laughs; effeminate] Don't you know the faster you go, time slows down? Your time stopped for fifty years whilst you were out racing around.
Blossom: I know that voice!
Him: Seconds, minutes, hours, days and nights all crawl by on hands and knees as you race the speed of light.
[Him has now emerged. The Girls gasp in horror]
Him: Yes! Coming back now? Remember?
[Buttercup remembers her dare to her sisters: "So - which of you slowpokes wants to race me home?"]
Buttercup: No!
Him: Yes! As you raced through time, the whole world went to [demonic] Heck!
Blossom: You lie! Don't believe him, Girls!
[The Girls severely attack and batter Him, but he seems totally unaffected]
Him: Are you finished?
Buttercup: No, but you are!
Blossom: Don't you know you can never beat us?
Him: Beat you? [eyes start glowing] But girls, don't you see? I've [demonic] already WON!
[He transforms into the larger, more terrifying monster version of himself]
Him: The beauty lies in the blame, because [demonic] it's your fault for leaving! Just ask your friends.
Citizens: [variously] Powerpuff Girls. You did this? You did this?
Blossom: No!
Him: All I did was take over. [demonic] It was easy!
Citizens: Why'd you leave us, Powerpuff Girls? Why? You weren't here to protect us. You weren't here. It's your fault. [chanting] Your fault.
Blossom: What have we done?!
[Him laughs demonically]
Citizens: [still chanting] Your fault.
Buttercup: No. No! NO!
[The Powerpuff Girls, screaming in defiance, fly into space, then dive back to earth at supersonic speeds, thus going back in time]
Citizen: Hi, girls!
BB: Hi!
Ms. Keane: Hi, girls!
BB: Hi!
Mayor: Hi, girls!
Professor Utonium: Hi, girls!
[the Girls sorrowfully hug the professor and explained what happened during their speedy time travel]

Mojo Jonesin' [2.12b][edit]

Something's a Ms. [2.13a][edit]

Slumbering with the Enemy [2.13b][edit]

Season 3[edit]

Fallen Arches [3.1a][edit]

The Mane Event [3.1b][edit]

Town and Out [3.2a][edit]

Proffessor: (taking his head to the opended window) I love this town!!!!! (echoing)
Man: (off-screen,angry) Ahh shut up ya jerk !!!!!

Citiesville Mayor: (quietly, sternly) Let me tell you some words. At what point did it seem like a good idea to blow up the Cityville Bridge?
Blossom: Uhh...
Citiesville Mayor: (waves his index finger at the girls) No! (getting off desk) Do you realize the two crooks that you caught stole approximately (holds up four fingers on the word "four") four hundred dollars? (with intensifying rage) Do you realize that you did over three (and pounds the desk on the word "million") MILLION DOLLARS IN PROPERTY DAMAGE TO THAT BRIDGE?! IT'S NOT REPLACEABLE! (a scared Blossom blinks up at him, and he sighs as he looks despondently out his window at the destroyed bridge, much calmer now, but still very upset) Also, that bridge is — or was — a historical landmark. (unfurling flag on pole) I mean, it's on our flag, for Pete's sakes! It's also the main thoroughfare into the city! (dropping flag) Nobody actually lives in Citiesville! (voice trailing into tears) They commute! (cries for a moment, then quickly pulls himself together to turn back and glare at the girls, holding up a piece of paper) This is a bill prohibiting the use of superpowers in the town of Citiesville. (signing it) You're hereby forbidden by law to use any of your powers within the city limits. (hands the document to the girls and points at the door, menacingly) Now, get out of my sight!

Child Fearing [3.2b][edit]

Mojo Jojo: Prepare your taste buds delight! For I, Mojo Jojo, am not only the number one villain in Townsville, but I am also...number one chef in Townsville!

Blarney the Sea Serpent: [on television] If...I were a bunny I'd...HOP, HOP, HOP! HOP, HOP, HOP! HOP, HOP, HOP! HOP, HOP, HOP! [the Girls hop, shaking the floor and waking Mojo up] If...I were a rhino I'd...STOMP, STOMP, STOMP! STOMP, STOMP, STOMP! STOMP, STOMP, STOMP! [the Girls stomp, upsetting Mojo even more] If...I were a fish I would...SCREAM, SCREAM, SCREAM! SCREAM, SCREAM, SCREAM! SCREAM, SCREAM, SCREAM! [the Girls scream, making Mojo cover his ears in irritation] Okay, lads and lasses. Now let's all join in.
[The Girls look towards Mojo deviously]
Mojo Jojo: [terrified] Oh no, no-! [they grab him]
Blarney the Sea Serpent: [on television] If I were a log, I'd ROLL! ROLL! ROLL!
Mojo Jojo: [as the Girls roll him across the floor] STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WAIT!
Blarney the Sea Serpent: [on television]If I were a ball, I'd BOUNCE! BOUNCE! BOUNCE!
Mojo Jojo: [as the Girls dribble him like a ball] HELP! I DO NOT LIKE THIS!
Blarney the Sea Serpent: [on television] If I were a rake, I'd RAKE! RAKE! RAKE! [the Girls take Mojo outside and rake the lawn with his teeth) If I were a hammer, I'd POUND! POUND! POUND! [the Girls slam Mojo upside-down onto a block of wood] If I were a candle, I'd...
Mojo Jojo: [annoyed] ENOOOOUUUUGH!!! I HAVE HAD IT!! [seizing the Girls and takes them upstairs] IT'S...TIME...FOR...BEEEEEED!!! [tosses them into bed] Whew! Finally, Mojo get peace.
Buttercup: Where are you going?
[Cut to the girls in bed, now wearing their nightgowns]
Bubbles: Aren't you going to read us a story?
Blossom: We can't sleep without a story!
Buttercup: Yeah!
[We pull back to show Mojo at the doorway, crying and whimpering, his back to the girls. Then he turns around]
Mojo: [begging] All right! [kneeling] But only if you go to sleep! [the girls nod and point toward the side of the bed. He sits down on a stool there] Very well, then. I will tell you my favorite story...ABOUT THE GREATEST CONQUEROR WHO EVER LIVED! Napoleon! [he envisions himself as Napoleon] He was a mighty man, feared by all who looked up to him. Using his genius and his loyal army, he conquered all of Europe, then all of Russia, and finally the whole world. The end.
The Powerpuff Girls: [sing-song voice] BO-RING!
[Mojo's vision is shattered]
Blossom: Your story's all wrong! Napoleon's 1807 seizure of Portugal and the subsequent Rebellion by the Spaniards cost France over 300,000 casualties, untold sums of money, and contributed to the eventual weakening of the Napoleonic Empire! [whacks Mojo with her pillow]
Bubbles: And your analysis on the Invasion of Russia is also incorrect! Napoleon's invasion of 1812 resulted in massive casualties of his troops, due to starvation and inclement conditions, and ended in a disastrous retreat from Moscow with his army defeated! [whacks Mojo with her pillow]
Buttercup: Yeah, dummy! And when he returned to France, the Allied Nations of Europe united against him, which led to his eventual defeat at the Battle of Waterloo on June 18, 1815, whereafter he was exiled to the island of St. Helena, where he died a miserable death from stomach cancer on May 5, 1821, stupid! [whacks Mojo with her pillow]

Narrator: If I were a narrator, I'd end this show! And so once again, the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

Criss Cross Crisis [3.3][edit]

Buttercup/Professor: Bubbles, come on!
Bubbles/Mayor: I'm not going!
Blossom/Ms. Bellum: What are you talking about?
Bubbles/Mayor: [softly] I'm not going out there
Buttercup/Professor: (scoffs) Why not?
[Bubbles, in the Mayor's body, begins to sob]
Blossom/Ms. Bellum: Well?
Bubbles/Mayor: [turns on light and reveals bald spot] I'M BALD!!!
Buttercup/Professor: [scoffs] Ugh, you're so sensitive!
Blossom/Ms. Bellum: Don't be silly, you're not bald. You have plenty of hair, see? Look. [combs Bubbles in the Mayor's body's hair] There, now you look just like a normal person.
Bubbles/Mayor: Really? Do I, Professor?
Professor/Buttercup: Uhm...yeah! You look great! Right, Mr. Mayor?
Mayor/Bubbles: Yeah, sure. Whatever
Bubbles/Mayor: OK, let's go!

Mojo Jojo/Old Lady: [laughing evily] A priceless vase, and I have taken it for myself without paying! [hearing something] Hey, what's that sound? Oh, it's so familiar. Hmm, it's on the tip of my tongue. Ah, oh, of course, it's the... [getting tackled] Oh, The Powerpuff Girls!
Girls/Ms. Bellum, Mayor, and Professor: That's right, Mojo!
Mojo Jojo/Old Lady: Mojo? But I'm just an old lady!

Mojo Jojo/Old Lady: It's polyduranium fibroid, you can't break it. You're trapped and TOTALLY HELPLESS! [laughing evilly]
Girls/Ms. Bellum, Mayor, and Professor: You forgot one thing, Mojo!
Mojo Jojo/Old Lady: What? [the girls hit him with a laser] Ow, oh, ow, ow...ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, oh, ow.

Bubblevision [3.4a][edit]

Professor: Bubbles, you look super.

Bought and Scold [3.4b][edit]

Gettin' Twiggy With It [3.5a][edit]

Cop Out [3.5b][edit]

Three Girls and a Monster [3.6a][edit]

Monkey See, Doggy Two [3.6b][edit]

Jewel of the Aisle [3.7a][edit]

The Powerpuff Girls: [Sing-song voice] Lucky Captain Rabbit King! Lucky Captain Rabbit King! Lucky Captain Rabbit King!
Thief: [disguised as Lucky Captain Rabbit King] All right, cool it down! Cool it down. Now, uh... [clears his throat] Listen up. The Captain and Tennille has a headache. I'm just here for some cereal, then I'll be on my way. [reaches for the box of Lucky Captain Rabbit King Nuggets]
Blossom: [swipes thee cereal box] You think we're that stupid?
Buttercup: We know you have to try and trick us.
Bubbles: Yeah, just like in the commercials!
Buttercup: So don't come back until you've got something good! [slams the door in the thief's face. A moment later, the doorbell rings and she answers it]
Thief: [in his fake deep voice] Hey, did you guys just see my twin brother?
Buttercup: [slams the door in his face again] Weak!

Super Zeroes [3.7b][edit]

[The Powerpuff Girls, inspired by their favorite superheroes from their comics, and calling themselves Liberty Belle, Harmony Bunny and Mange, are attempting to fight a monster, but are unable to harm it, much to the monster's annoyance]
Monster: STOP!!
Blossom: What?
Bubbles: What?
Buttercup: Huh?
Monster: Better heroes, huh? Listen, girls. My name is Steve. I'm a monster. I've been coming here for three days causing all sorts of damage to your town, and what do I get? Two days of no-shows, and now this: A flag girl who does rope tricks, some rabbit, and Little Miss Darkness who's afraid of a little sun.
Buttercup: Hey, do you have any idea who you're talking to?
Bubbles: We're superheroes!
Blossom: Real ones!
Steve the Monster: You know, that's great and all. But, what am I supposed to tell all the guys back at Monster Isle? You see, when a monster visits Townsville, he must fight the Powerpuff Girls. And if he can hold his own and make it back to Monster Isle alive, he's a hero. Now, this new bit is just not gonna cut it. Sure, you didn't have a thirst for vengeance, stickers with faces on them, or souped-up vehicles, 'cause you didn't need them. You see, even if you take away the costumes, props and angst... [takes all of the Girls' costumes off, revealing them in their normal Powerpuff outfits] you still have all the bravery and courage it takes to save the day. So, what do you say, Powerpuff Girls?
Blossom: Let's get him!
Steve the Monster: Now, that's better.
[He gets beat up by the Girls]
Narrator: So, once again, the day is saved...with no thanks to Liberty Belle, Harmony Bunny, or Mange...but to the one and only Powerpuff Girls!

Candy Is Dandy [3.8a][edit]

Blossom: What have we done? Look at us. Look at Mojo. This isn't who we are. This is crazy!
Bubbles: But what about the candy?
Buttercup: Don't you see, Bubbles?
Blossom: It was the candy that did this to us. The candy made us something we're not.

Catastrophe [3.8b][edit]

Hot Air Buffoon [3.9a][edit]

Ploys R' Us [3.9b][edit]

The Headsucker's Moxy [3.10a][edit]

Equal Fights [3.10b][edit]

Powerprof [3.11][edit]

Moral Decay [3.12a][edit]

Meet the Beat-Alls [3.12b][edit]

[Opening shot of Townsville at night]
Mojo Jojo: The city of Townsville. I hate you! I do not enjoy the fact that three superhero female children take up residence in you! [begins pacing around] And by hurting me and forcing me to dwell in one of your correctional facilities, these mutant infant girls prevent me from obtaining political control of you! [stops pacing] But you will be mine, and they will most certainly-
[Cut to Him in his rotating chair]
Him: [effeminate voice] Pay! I have been made a fool by you for the last time. But as they say, [rotating his chair] all good things must come to an end. And your end is-
[Scene changes to Princess Morbucks and her father]
Princess Morbucks: [talking to her father] Tonight! Think of it as an investment toward your future. [acting sweetly] If I don't destroy the Powerpuff Girls tonight, [suddenly shouting] I'LL NEVER GIVE YOU A DAY OF PEACE UNTIL I-
[Cut to Fuzzy trying to sing while playing with his banjo]
Fuzzy Lumpkins: Doo...doo-doo-doo...doo-doo-doo-doo... [hits only wrong notes] Oh, I'm sorry, Jo. I can't play you purty tonight. I got them derned Powerpuffs in my noodle! And they make me so mad I wanna-
[Cut back to Mojo]
Mojo Jojo: Destroy them, I will! [stomping through the streets in his robot walker] Tonight is the night in which-
[Cut back to Him]
Him: [effeminate voice] Your reign of goodness will end. [grows much taller] And my reign of [demonic voice] evil shall-
[Cut back to Princess, flying around with her jet thrusters]
Princess Morbucks: Begin to take hold, as I take over-
[Cut back to Fuzzy, running around while carrying a large rock]
Fuzzy Lumpkins: Townsville ain't gonna be no more after I get them Powerpuff-
[Cut to the Powerpuff Girls' bedroom]
Professor Utonium: [off-screen] Girls, time for bed.
[The professor is seen, turning off the lights and closes the door. All was peaceful at night, until four villains showed up at the Powerpuff Girls' house unexpectedly]
Fuzzy Lumpkins: Hey! What are y'all doing here?
Mojo Jojo: Well, I'm here to destroy the Powerpuff Girls. And I can only assume that these two losers are here to watch a master at work.
Him: [demonic] Listen, you pathethic primate! It is I who shall destroy the Powerpuff Girls, not you! [effeminate[ So, why not run along and have a banana?
Mojo Jojo: Oh, that is a misconception! Just because I am a monkey does not mean I'm a banana addict!
[Him and Mojo begin to argue for seconds]
Princess Morbucks: [shouting] Quiet! Now, listen. It doesn't matter that you get all your little gadgets, or that you're the ultimate evil. All that matters is that I destroy the Powerpuff Girls! Which I will, because I have the most powerful power in the whole wide world. [takes out a stack of money] COLD HARD CASH!
Mojo Jojo: She has a point there.
Him: [effeminate voice] Yes, she does.
Mojo Jojo: But, still!
Him: [effeminate voice] Yeah!
[They resume arguing, along with Princess]
Fuzzy Lumpkins: Hey, I wanna fight, too.
[He joins in the argument, but the girls woke up angrily, having enough of the argument, and fly out of their windows]
Bubbles: [shouting] SHUT UP!!!!
Blossom: We're trying to sleep!
Buttercup: We'll kick your butts tomorrow.
Mojo Jojo: IT'S-
Him: [effeminate voice] THE-
Princess Morbucks: GIRLS!
Fuzzy Lumpkins: GET 'EM!
[Mojo fires laser beams from his robot, Him fires with his energy beam from his mouth, and Princess fires her blaster rays from her hands, hit the girls, causing them to scream in pain. The girls sink slowly to ground level in front of Fuzzy. He stands there for some moments, watching their torment, and his eyes finally turn up to the rock he is holding. He gathers his strength and hurls it; the camera follows it as it flies through the air in slow motion and lands squarely on them, sprawled out on the ground still screaming in agony before they are silenced by the rock landing on them. An eerie hush falls over the scene. Fade to black. Turn down to the four villains, staring in shock and disbelief. Quick shot of the rock on the front lawn, still pinning the girls, then back to the four]
Him: [effeminate] Did we just do what I think we did?
Mojo Jojo: Yes. Individually, we have failed time and again. But together, we are victorious!
Princess Morbucks: I propose we join forces, and merge into one super-villain conglomerate!
Fuzzy Lumpkins: Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup? We beat 'em? We beat all of 'em?
Him: [effeminate] That's it! We will be known as...the Silver Beat-Alls!
Mojo Jojo: No. Too fancy. We shall be known simply as...the Beat-Alls!
[All four smile wickedly, and the scene around their faces fades to black as the opening guitar riff of "A Hard Day's Night" is heard. The faces themselves are half-hidden in shadow and in black and white, a la the Beatles album With the Beatles, but the shadows are on the opposite half]

[Cut to the group of screaming young girls, very frightened, different than screaming fans from the 1960s as the parody tune of A Hard Day's Night plays]
Stuart Best: [voice over] Yes, screaming girls everywhere ran screaming whenever the Beat-Alls made the scene. [the foursome come into view and walk single file along a crosswalk, in a scene reminiscent of the Beatles' album Abbey Road] Individually, it had been a long and winding road. [they enter the National Trust Bank] But together, the Beat-Alls, or the "Bad Four", as they were also known, had finally conquered Townsville.
Mojo Jojo: [points his laser gun at the tellers] Now give me money! That's what I want!
[She piles cash on the counter]
Stuart Best: [voice over] Their rise to fame can be attributed to their ability to deliver hit after hit after hit... [the girls arrive] the Powerpuff Girls.
Him: [effeminate voice Ah, I should have known better.
Stuart Best: [voice over] With Mojo Jojo on blaster rays...
Mojo Jojo: Better run for your lives if you can, little girls! [fires his laser gun at the girls, who cry out in pain as they are hit]
Stuart Best: [voice over] The acidic spit stylings of Him...
Him: [demonic voice] Goo goo GOT YOU! [spits a beam at the Girls, who still cry out in pain]
Stuart Best: [voice over] Princess accompanying Mojo on blasters...
Princess Morbucks: You say stop, but I say go, go, GO! [fires her blasters from her hands at the Girls, who cry out in pain the third time]
Stuart Best: [voice over] And Fuzzy, the shy one...
Fuzzy Lumpkins: [straining] I'm gonna let you down and leave you flat! [throws the rock and crushes the girls, silencing them]
Stuart Best: [voice over] ...provides the rock. [the tellers regard the scene with fear, and the Beat Alls take a bow with their loot] Thus the Brutish Invasion had begun. [the girls are blasted and crushed as the parody tune of A Day in the Life plays] Again... [they're blasted and crushed again] and again... [they're blasted and crushed for the last time] and again... [the camera turns up to show the Beat-Alls leaning over a balcony railing and smiling down at their latest victory, reminiscent of the Beatles' album Please Please Me] ...the girls were defeated by the Beat Alls. [cut to an ornate room, looking out the open door. The girls are in the doorway, somehow completely unharmed] Till eventually, [they disappear] the girls stopped showing up entirely. [camera turns around quickly; we see a flash of a terrified crowd before the Beat-Alls are seen on a stage, pummeling a band whose members bear a striking resemblance to the Beatles] And the Beat-Alls had a ticket to ride.
Mojo Jojo: [to the audience] Will the people in the cheap seats, please leave! And the rest of you, hand over your jewelry!
[Hands holding watches, necklaces, and rings reach up into view. Cut to a quick succession of B&W head shots of each villain in various goofy poses]
Stuart Best: [voice over] Having finally bested the Powerpuff Girls, the Beat-Alls rushed to the top of the charts of the Most Wanted list. [four rows of five photos each, one villain per row, appear on the screen with the word "WANTED" above them. The scene cuts to the police station] When questioned, authorities had this to say.
[Close-up of a tall, white-mustached, ornately dressed policeman, who resembled to Old Fred from Yellow Submarine, at a podium, with microphones set up before him]
Sgt. Pepper: Thank you. My name is Sergeant Pepper of the Townsville Police, and at the request of my commanding officers, I'd like to make this statement. [clearing throat, as the parody tune of Hey Bulldog begins] Help! We need somebody! Help! Not just anybody! Help! We need the Powerpuff Girls! [clearing throat again] Thank you.
[Cut to the reporter, who narrated the whole scene, outside the Powerpuff Girls' house]
Stuart Best: So there you have it. The Beat-Alls have taken over; the girls have taken off. Will they return? Perhaps, perhaps not. But as they say, tomorrow never knows. I'm Stuart Best, and this has been A Day in the Life.
Buttercup: Ugh! Turn it off! [the TV is turned off] Who would make a stupid documentary about the Beat Alls, anyway?
Professor Utonium: Girls! Girls! I read the news today. Oh boy...
Blossom: [reading] 'Beat-Alls crash Mr Kite's benefit. Powerpuffs nowhere in sight.' So what?
Professor Utonium: Oh, girls...Yesterday all our troubles seemed so far away. Now it seems as though they're here to stay. Sitting here eight days a week, everyone seems to think you're lazy. I don't care, I think they're crazy. But you used to be running everywhere at such a speed! Now you think there's no need.
Buttercup: There isn't!
Bubbles: If we can't stop the Beat-Alls...
Blossom: We're never saving the day again.
Professor Utonium: Oh, you can't do that. What will Townsville do when they look for the girls with the sun in their eyes and they're gone?
Blossom: But what can we do?
Professor Utonium: Well, first of you have to realize that the Beat-Alls are just a rock band.
Girls: Huh?
Professor Utonium: Fuzzy, he does that-that rock thing. But that's not important. What is important is this: Mojo Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner, but he knew it couldn't last. He's just getting by with a little help from his friends.
Buttercup: Are you saying we should try to break up the Beat-Alls?
Bubbles: Is that possible?
Professor Utonium: Sure. I'm certain that it happens all the time.
Girls: But how?
Professor Utonium: Listen: Do you want to know a secret? [whispers in the girls ears]
Narrator: Sounds like the Professor has some magical mystery tricks up his sleeve!

[Cut to the exterior of the Bank of the Imperial Garden. An alarm is going off. Inside, the Beat-Alls kick in the front door, ready to rob it clean like so many other banks they knocked off]
Mojo Jojo: [aiming his laser gun] I want to hold your cash!
Man: [pointing] Too late. Somebody beat you to it.
[During the parody tune of I Want You (She's So Heavy), Mojo, dumbfounded, sees the teller shoveling cash into a bag. His eyes turn upward, and we see a stepladder reaching almost to the ceiling, with a magnifying glass hanging nearby. He climbs the ladder for a closer look and finds some tiny writing over his head. Using the glass, he finds these words: "This is A Stick up!"]
Mojo Jojo: [softly] Brilliant! [jumping down, normal tone] Who is responsible for this?! Who is behind such a unique and innovative approach to committing... [the figure at the counter, turns around, facing Mojo. It is a female monkey, with a pink face, long black hair, and white clothes] crimes? [during the parody tune of Strawberry Fields Forever, smiling Alternate between close-ups of the female robber and Mojo four times. The attraction is written all over his face; hers never wavers from its enigmatic smile] I've got to get you into my life! [she lets loose a scream at eardrum-piercing levels] I love you too!
[The other three Beat-Alls, at the front door, watch with some concern]
Him: [effeminate voice, clapping claw to forehead] Oh, no!
Mojo Jojo: [walking up with female] Hey, guys, this is Moko Jono. She’s a performance criminal, and she’s conceived some brilliant schemes that I think we should try.
[The other three trade a very worried look at what this new addition might mean for their group]

[We dissolve to all five of them, the Beat-Alls plus Moko, lying side by side in a king-size bed with a white blanket over them during the tune of Indian music. Mojo's blue tunic has been replaced by a white one, and his braincap now sports white accents at its base]
Fuzzy Lumpkins: Uh, why are we doin' this again?
Mojo Jojo: It's called "Annoyance Crime Number Nine." Our concept is this. Imagine all the people- [pull back overhead; the bed is in the middle of an intersection, with traffic backed up in all directions. We hear horns honking] and how annoyed they’ll be that they can’t reach their destinations on time!
[Close-up of the group. Mojo and Moko laugh at the idea, but the others are not too enthused]

[Cut to a quick succession of close-ups of the following items on store shelves: eggs, toilet paper, milk, light bulbs, and flour. Each is quickly snatched up; cut to a side view of the quintet going down a supermarket aisle, with a shopping cart full of these groceries with the parody tune of The Ballad of John and Yoko. Mojo and Moko push the cart while the other three carry armloads of items. We see that Mojo's cape matches his white tunic]
Princess Morbucks: So tell us again why we're only stealing toilet paper, light bulbs, milk, flour, and eggs.
Mojo Jojo: Well, Moko's idea is that stealing items that are all white isn't against the law. So it's okay to take them.
Princess Morbucks: Huh?
Mojo Jojo: It's all right 'cause they're all white!
[Princess sighs in disgust, Him looks very annoyed, and Fuzzy drops his load]

[Mojo and his new girlfriend, Moko Jono, are both screeching loudly. Him, Princess and Fuzzy are covering their ears]
Him: [effeminate voice] Mojo?! Mojo?! [demonic voice] MOJO!
Mojo Jojo: WHAT?!
Him: [effeminate voice] I still don't get it!
Mojo Jojo: The louder you yell, the more pain it causes the listeners! [six shots of Townsville citizens, including four guys resembling the Beatles from Yellow Submarine, covering their ears] AND! THEIR! PAIN! IS! OUR! PLEASURE!!!
Him: [demonic voice] UGH! MOJO, YOU'RE THE PAIN!
Fuzzy Lumpkins: YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN!
Princess Morbucks: WE QUIT!
Mojo Jojo: WHAT?!
Him, Princess and Fuzzy: WE QUIT!
[Him, Princess and Fuzzy leave in annoyance]
Fuzzy Lumpkins: Now what do we do?
Him: [effeminate and demonic voice] Let's get back to where we once belonged.

[At home, the hotline begins to buzz]
Blossom: Yes, Mayor.
[Cut to the Mayor's office. He is on the hotline. Through the window behind him we see Princess, Him, and Fuzzy on a rooftop, deploying their respective weapons on the town below during the parody tune of The End]
Mayor: The Beat-Alls are up on the rooftops, and they're destroying Townsville! They just won't let it be!
Blossom: [nervously] The...Beat-Alls?
Mayor: Well, three of them, at least. [they hang up] Uh, hello?...Girls?...Oh...
[Behind him, the girls fly into view and pull Fuzzy's rock out of his hands. Cut to the rooftop; they confront the trio, the sun silhouetting them]
Blossom: Hey, Beat-Alls!
Him: [effeminate voice] Why, girls! Hello! [demonic voice] GOODBYE! [spits a beam, hitting and pushing them down toward the street]
Princess Morbucks: Sorry, but it's time to go! [fires her blaster at them, pushing them down farther]
Fuzzy Lumpkins: Cry, babies, cry! [drops a rock on them and connects once again]
Him: [effeminate voice] I'd just like to say thank you on behalf of the group, and hope we passed the audition.
Blossom: [suddenly flies up] Sorry, guys.
Buttercup: [flies up] There's just-
Bubbles: [flies up] Something missing.
[Him, Princess, and Fuzzy are in full shock]
Fuzzy Lumpkins: See how they fly? [covering face] I'm crying!
[The girls close in]
Blossom: You sure will be! [Buttercup takes on Fuzzy, Bubbles thumps Princess, and Blossom makes short work of Him. Cut to a jail cell, where the three have been deposited in a heap, looking much worse for wear after the girls got through with them; the door slams shut on them. Pull back to bring the girls into view outside the cell, along with Sergeant Pepper] They're going nowhere, man! [they take off] Three down, one to go!
[They fly off]

[Cut to the city street, Mojo and Moko walk toward the camera, hand in hand, but stop short. Mojo looks up in surprise]
Mojo Jojo: [gasping] Look! [high overhead, we see a white billboard on the side of a building. It displays four words in huge letters: "BEAT-ALLS ARE OVER." He looks frantically around, only to find the same message wherever he turns, even on the front page of the day’s newspaper] Here! There! EVERYWHERE! [uneasily, to Moko] I've got a feeling, a feeling deep inside, a feeling I can't hide. [in a small voice] Oh, no.
Girls: [appear before him] Oh, yeah!
Blossom: You're finished, Mojo, and so are the Beat-Alls!
Mojo Jojo: I don’t need them! [taking Moko's hands] Now that I've found Moko, our evil shall spread across the universe!
Blossom: [sighs, then calling out to Judy] Hey, Jude!
Judy: [appears] Hi, girls.
Blossom: This is Judy. She’s from the Townsville Zoo.
Mojo Jojo: So?
Blossom: Okay, Judy. Do your stuff.
Judy: [brings out a "cricket" noisemaker, and snaps with it] Michelle. Here, girl. Michelle.
Mojo: Michelle? Who’s this Michelle? Moko, do you- [screams and recoils in fright; a moment later, we pan down to Moko, who has undergone a remarkable transformation. Her white clothes lie discarded around her on the sidewalk, and the long fur on her head is gone. She is now an ordinary-looking monkey with a little bit of makeup. Moko, a.k.a. Michelle, runs down the block to Judy and the girls, stopping to play with one of Bubbles' pigtails and making her way to each of the others in turn]
Bubbles: [giggling] Her name's Michelle.
Blossom: She lives at the zoo.
Buttercup: And she agreed to help us stop you.
Mojo: [in a small voice] Agreed?
Judy: [now holing Michelle] She doesn't like you or the fact that you're always destroying Townsville. She said you're giving monkeys a bad name.
[Michelle screeches and chatters angrily]
Mojo Jojo: So...she's not a performance criminal?
Blossom: Well, I don't know about "criminal"...
Buttercup: But she is a performer.
Bubbles: She plays piano!
Judy: But remember, girls. Someday monkey won't play piano song, play piano song. See you, girls. [walks away with Michelle]
Girls: Bye!
Blossom: Now, Mojo, it’s time for a Beat-Alls reunion at Townsville Jail!
[We cut to the girls in flight; Buttercup is holding Mojo up by his cape]
Mojo Jojo: [dejected] But you took my love away.
Blossom: Well, it’s like the song goes; the love you take is equal, who cares? It's by some dumb old band, anyway.
[They fly off]
Narrator: I don't really want to stop the show, but I thought you might like to know that once again the day is saved! Thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!
[The music strikes a final, resounding chord that slowly dies away]

Helter Shelter [3.13a][edit]

Blossom: All right, Bubbles! What animal do you have hiding in there?!
Bubbles: He's not an animal, [opens the door and shows a blue whale in their bedroom] he's a mammal!

Power Lunch [3.13b][edit]

Season 4[edit]

Him Diddle Riddle [4.1][edit]

[After the girls solve the first riddle]
Him: [effeminate voice] Congratulations! One down, eight to go. And remember, you must solve these riddles within the time limit. Fail in any aspect and [demonic voice] the Professor will pay!
Buttercup: You tell us where the Professor is, Him!
Him: [effeminate] Ah-ah-ah. You've brought joy to the people for so many years. Now to their eyes, you must bring tears. [demonic] You've got two minutes.

[After the girls solve the second riddle]
Him: [effeminate] Very clever! Oh, you got that one without trying. Now do this without flying! Go to the corner of Chang and Ching, there on the street the phone will ring. What then, you might ask? Answer the phone to get your next task. [demonic] You've got three minutes!

[After the girls solve the third riddle]
Blossom: We did it, Him. Now what?
Him: [effeminate] Well, well. Presidential Fitness Awards all around. [demonic] Now let's excercise your brain! [effeminate] Train A left Pokey Oaks train station at 11:40 at a hundred miles per hour. Train B left Norwalk Station 10 minutes later at 90 miles per hour heading towards Train A. [demonic] Where will they collide?
Bubbles: Math?! I hate math!
Blossom: Bubbles! Think of the Professor!
Him: [effeminate] You've got one minute!

[Blossom is doing math on an abacus after Him tells her that she's got 1 minute]
Buttercup: Can't you abacus any faster?
Blossom: "Abacus" my butt!

[After the girls solve the fourth riddle]
Him: [effeminate] Well, girls, you caught these two trains right on time.
Blossom: We're finished with this nonsense, Him! Now where's the Professor?
Him: But I've only just started! In the ear of corn, you will find happiness, joy, and the ties that bind. Squirrels store nuts and birds sing songs, but in the Cave of Eternity, everyone's wrong. On the limb of a tree, there's a monkey who's free, and there he will give you something for me. [demonic] You've got two minutes; 45 seconds!

[After the girls solve the fifth riddle, which ironically, took place during the commercial break. The girls are panting from exhaustion as Him licks an ice cream]
Him: [effeminate] I can't believe you got that one right! [resumes licking] You got the right flavor and everything! [resumes licking]
Blossom: We'd go to the ends of the Earth for the Professor!
Him: [demonic] Touching. [effeminate] Now here's something I hope you'll really enjoy!
[Two Ms. Keanes are tied in a rope, hanging on top of a vat of boiling sharks]
Powerpuff Girls: Ms. Keane!
Him: Yes'm! The real Ms. Keane will tell you the truth. The fake one will tell you a lie. Discover which is your beloved teacher and she'll be saved. Fail, and they both will be dropped into this vat of boiling sharks.
Ms. Keanes: Girls, help!
Him: You may ask them only one question. So make it count! [demonic] 45 seconds! Go!
Bubbles: This one’s easy! All we have to do is ask which one is the real Ms. Keane.
Blossom: Not quite, Bubbles. The one that lies will just tell us she’s the real Ms. Keane.
Buttercup: Yeah, don’t be stupid, Bubbles. I’ll just ask which one wants a knuckle sandwich!
Blossom: Same problem, Buttercup. We need a question they’ll have to answer differently.
Bubbles: I know, I know! Let’s ask what their favorite color is.
Buttercup: And just where will that get us?
Bubbles: I bet it'd be nice to know.
Him: [effeminate] Not so easy, is it? [demonic] Time’s running out.
Blossom: Ooh, ooh! I know, I know! Ms. Keanes... who will the other Ms. Keane say is the real Ms. Keane?
[The two Keanes exchange a nervous glance]
Keane 2: She would say that I was the real Ms. Keane!
Keane 1: And she would say that she was the real Ms. Keane!
Blossom: It’s so apparent! It’s obvious that the liar would say that the real Ms. Keane would say that the fake Ms. Keane is the real Ms. Keane. And conversely, the real Ms. Keane would say that the fake Ms. Keane would say she is the real Ms. Keane. So therefore, the real Ms. Keane is none other than... number two! [Bubbles and Buttercup look at Him who is stunned]
Him: [shrugs] She’s right.

[After the girls solve the sixth riddle]
Blossom: Bring on the next riddle, evil dude! I'm smoking!
Him: [demonic] You think you're so smart? [makes himself and the girls appear at Pokey Oaks Kindergarten classroom; effeminate] Then let's see how good you are on the SAT's!
[Bubbles and Buttercup glare at Blossom]
Him: Considering your educational level, you must collectively score 100 points. [demonic] You have one minute. Begin.
[Buttercup chews nervously on her pencil, Blossom breezes by it, Bubbles start to fill in the scan-tron in the shape of a flower]
Him: [effeminate] Time's up! Put your #2 pencils down and pass your papers forward. Let's start with Buttercup's results, shall we?
Him: 25.
Blossom: Haha!
Him: Next, Blossom's.
Him: 10.
Blossom: What?!
Buttercup: Ha!
Him: And finally, Bubbles.
[Holds up test]
Blossom: Oh, no...
Buttercup: The Professor's a goner!
[Bubbles' score is 1075, much to everyone's surprise]
Blossom: Huh?
Buttercup: Huh?
Him: Huh?
Bubbles: Ha!
Him: Well, I'll be darned. [demonic] You will not defeat me, you little brats! The Professor will pay!

[After the girls solve the seventh riddle, a lizard monster appears in the city]
Him: [effeminate] Let's see if you can defeat this monster.
Blossom: No problem.
Him: Ah-ah-ah. You didn't let me finish. You must get rid of this little guy without using your superpowers.
Blossom: Again, no problem.

[After the girls solve the eighth riddle]
Him: [demonic] NO!!! You brats shouldn't have gotten this far!
Blossom: One riddle left, Him, and the Professor is good as ours!
Him: [effeminate] We'll see, won't we? You will find your Professor when you solve this last rhyme: "Where is boiling and freezing at the same time?". [Laughs] The Professor [demonic] will pay! [effeminate] 30 seconds.

[After the girls solve the final riddle, they confront Him at the Otto Time Restaurant, where the Professor is also at]
Blossom: They're at the at the Otto Time Diner! [looks at the clock] And we're out of time! [The girls bust through the door] Okay, Him! Hand over the Professor!
Professor: Girls!
Him: [effeminate] Too late, girls. You failed. [demonic] The Professor is going to pay! [laughs]
Professor: No!
Powerpuff Girls: Professor...
Him: [demonic] Time to pay. [suddenly rings up a cash register; effeminate] That'll be 7.95, please.
Powerpuff Girls: [stunned] Say wha...?!
Him: [effeminate] You see, I bet the Professor here a free breakfast if you girls could solve all my riddles. But you failed. [demonic] And now he has to pay full price!
Professor: Here's your money, Him. Your flapjacks are good, but not that good. I'm never eating here again! Come on, girls. Let's go eat at the other restaurant.
Him: [effeminate] Wait! Wait, come back! I'll make my flapjacks cheaper!
[The Powerpuff Girls stare at the camera, stunned and confused]
Narrator: [just as confused] And so...hmm...ugh... yeah.

Flim Flam [4.2][edit]

All Chalked Up [4.3][edit]

[The ball comes to rest behind her, but she does not immediately notice it. When she does look up from her drawing, she sees it and reaches to pick it up]
Buttercup: [offscreen] What are you doing with my ball?
Bubbles: Huh? [Her perspective of her sister]
Buttercup: Give it! We got a game going on!
[Pull back to frame both of them. Buttercup snatches the ball away]
Buttercup: [sighing in disgust] Aw, man, you got chalk all over it. You know, Bubbles, this is a playground, not a drawing ground!
Mitch: [offscreen] Yo! What’s the holdup?!
Buttercup: [to him] I’m coming! [She runs offscreen] Bubblehead is just doing her stupid chalk stuff again.
[Bubbles glares after her, then goes back to her drawing]

Bubbles: Huh?...Hey! You erased my drawing!
Mitch: Um...sorry.
Buttercup: [She stands nearby, upset] What are you apologizing for? She shouldn’t draw her stupid pictures on the blacktop if she doesn’t want ’em played on.
Bubbles: I have every right that you do to be here!
Buttercup: Oh, yeah?! Well, I don’t...
Buttercup: A playground is for playing!
[They start to argue at full voice, and other kids turn to watch. Blossom does likewise]
Blossom: Huh?
Children: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
[As they chant, they gather in a ring around the two squabbling sisters. Blossom, floating behind the group, moves in for a closer look and then pushes her way to the front, Blossom breaks up a fight between Bubbles and Buttercup over drawing over a playground]
Blossom: All right, break it up, break it up! What's going on here?
Bubbles: Well, she started it!
Buttercup: She was the one drawing all over the place!
[Buttercup and Bubbles resume arguing with each other]
Blossom: SHUT UP! [Bubbles and Buttercup stop arguing] Bubbles, you first.
Bubbles: Well, I was just minding my own business, drawing-
Buttercup: You see?
Blossom: Buttercup, let Bubbles finish!
Mitch: Just fight already!
Bubbles: Buttercup has to share the blacktop just like everyone else.
Blossom: That sounds fair to me.
Buttercup: [losing it] No way! I'm not sharing nothing! This is the playground! There's plenty of paper in the classroom! She doesn't need to fill the blacktop with her scribbles! You know what I think of Bubbles and her drawings?! YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?!! [She destroys Bubbles' chalks by stomping it with her foot] That's what I think.
[Bubbles looks down at the fragments and drops to her knees, her head bowed in sadness. A moment later, she lifts her face, now rearranged into an expression of raw anger. Cut to behind her as she slowly rises to her feet and Buttercup smirks at her. We hear her breathing hard, and in a close-up, she is sweating buckets and looking as if about to go over the edge once and for all. She snarls and reaches toward her sister as if to strike her, but the fury evaporates in an instant, unable to bring herself to do it. It is replaced by a desperate struggle to keep her composure, whimpering as her wobbling mouth and the tears leaking from her tightly closed eyes readily attest. After several seconds of unbearable tension, her self-control completely shatters and she explodes. The camera follows her as she flees the scene and heads into the woods, crying all the while. Overhead view of a tree stump in a small clearing. She flies in and collapses by it, face down on its surface, to cry herself out]

[Bubbles is exploring a magical, colorful world of chalk]
Bubbles: Oh, I love each and every one of you! What is this magical place?
[A butterfly, with Him's face on it, appears; Bubbles doesn't recognize Him]
Him: [speaking in a crossover between a squeaky voice and his effeminate voice] We've been waiting a long time for you, Bubbles.
Bubbles: You have?
Him: Oh, yes! We've been waiting for the perfect time to welcome you to our world!
Bubbles: How long have you been here?
Him: As long as you have had imagination. And as you can see, we have a present for you.
[He reveals a chalk box]
Bubbles: The chalk!
Him: Yes, the chalk. And you can help us make our world even more beautiful!
Bubbles: Ah, shucks. I couldn't do that.
Him: Oh, yes, you can! Isn't that right, friends? All we need is your imagination!
[He makes himself and Bubbles appear in a blackboard]
Bubbles: Where are we?
Him: The whole world is your canvas. And here, you can draw anything you want with your magical chalk! Try it.
Bubbles: But what do I draw?
Him: Draw anything you feel. Draw what makes you happy.
Bubbles: Hmm. What makes me happy? [She draws a flower on the board] There! How's that?
Him: Good! But now, watch. [The flower grows more large petals] Draw some more. More happy things!
[Bubbles draws on the board a bird's nest on a tree with a mother bird on the nest]
Bubbles: There!
Him: Look! [The eggs hatch into baby birds] See what your imagination can do? Draw, draw! [Bubbles draws a beach with a sunset, seagulls and a school of fish] Well, what do you think?
Bubbles: I've never drawn prettier things! They light up my life!
Him: Well, there's more to it than just happy little drawings.
Bubbles: What do you mean?
Him: Artists draw all of their feelings.
Bubbles: Like a happy feeling.
Him: Well, not just happy feelings. Haven't you ever been frustrated, sad? How about angry?
Bubbles: No.
Him: No?
Bubbles: Never.
Him: Never?
Bubbles: No!
Him: No?
Bubbles: No, never!
[She suddenly realizes she's becoming angry and covers her mouth]
Him: Aha! It's okay to be angry, and it's important to express it. Let's wipe the state clean. [The beach drawing disappears] Now, remember when Buttercup destroyed your chalk at the playground?
Bubbles: Yeah, that wasn't very fair.
Him: That's right! Now get your chalk. Let's draw that feeling.
Bubbles: What does it look like?
Him: Draw a big scribble. Hard and fast. More! More! Harder, faster! [Bubbles does as she has been told] How does that make you feel?
Bubbles: Better, I guess.
Him: Good! Now draw some more. Draw how Buttercup made you feel. Who is she to tell you what to do? Push her around? Feel your anger. [Bubbles, feeling her anger, draws monsters on the blackboard] Did you get all your anger out?
Bubbles: Yes! [Pants] I had no idea I could express myself like that.
Him: Neither did I.
[Him vanishes]

[As the chalk monsters attack Pokey Oaks Kindergarten]
Blossom: EVERYONE GET INSIDE!! [All the kids run into the classroom. A giant chalk turtle smashes the classroom's roof] EVERYONE GET OUTSIDE!!
[The kids run back outside]

[As the girls try to defeat the monsters by erasing them with erasers, but to no avail]
Bubbles: He can't do that!
[Him, still in the form of a butterfly, appears; Bubbles still does not recognize Him]
Him: [squeaky and effeminate voice] I think he can.
Bubbles: Oh! Thank goodness you're here! I drew all these monsters and they came to life. But now you're here and you can help.
Him: But why would I help you, when this whole thing was [instantly transforms into his normal form; demonic voice] MY idea?!
Bubbles: [Gasps] It was you! You made me do this!
Him: [putting his arm around Bubbles; effeminate] Au contaire. I just provided the chalk.
Blossom: You leave Bubbles alone!
Him: It was you who draw monsters!
Bubbles: Get your claws off me!
[She releases himself from Him's grasp]
Him: [demonic] That's good! [effeminate] Express that anger, just like before! Remember how good it felt?
Bubbles: Okay, I will!
Blossom and Buttercup: No, Bubbles, wait! [Bubbles uses her chalk and eraser to turn the chalk turtle into a happier turtle, much to Him's shock] Go, Bubbles!
[Bubbles then uses the chalk to turn all the other monsters into happy drawings. Him is enraged]
Him: [demonic] No! No! NO!!
Powerpuff Girls: All right!
Him: You can't do that! You're supposed to express your anger!
Bubbles: I am. I'm just expressing it in a positive way. And I think you were more positive when you were a cute...little...butterfly! [Uses her chalk to draw on Him, turning him into a butterfly, embarrassing Him] What do you think?
Blossom: Oh, yes.
Buttercup: Much better.
[Him, humiliated and defeated, becomes enraged]
[He vanishes, defeated]

Get Back, Jojo [4.4][edit]

Members Only [4.5][edit]

Mascumax: Men of Earth! Witness the coming of... MASCUMAX! Breaker of men! Taker of worlds! Be there any true men amongst thee?! Step forth and bring thy manhood against mine own, so that we might see who has the upper hand upon the measuring stick!

[Mascumax has been defeating the male superheroes easily]
Mascumax: Fools! I feed off your expulsions of manliness! The more manhood you bring against me, the harder I become!
Blossom: Hey, buff! Why don't you try some Powerpuff?
Mascumax: What? Little girls?! [laughs] Shouldn't you be home learning how to be mommies?!
Buttercup: Ugh, this stuff again?
Blossom: Look, this planet is our home, and mommies are ready to clean house!
[They land several successful blows on Mascumax and knock him down]
Blossom: All right, ladies, let's do some real cookin'! Form Furious Flaming Feline!
[The girls form a cat-like shape made of fire, which leaps at Mascumax, setting him on fire, and rubs against his leg]
Blossom: If you can't take the heat, then stay out of the kitchen!
[Mascumax chickens out, transforming back into hotrod mode and flying back into space]

Nano to the North [4.6][edit]

Stray Bullet [4.7][edit]

[The Powerpuff Girls induct their new member]
Blossom : May I have your attention, please! Friends! Family! Esteemed colleagues! We are gathered here today for a momentous occasion! Bubbles, translate.
Bubbles: Oh yeah. Cheep cheep, cheep cheep. Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep.
Blossom: Today, for the first time ever...
Bubbles: Cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep...
Blossom: ...we have discovered an individual...
Bubbles: ...cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep...
Blossom: ...whose bravery...
Bubbles: ...cheep cheep cheep...
Blossom: ...strength...
Bubbles: ...cheep...
Blossom: ...and agility...
Bubbles: ...cheep cheep...
Blossom: ...have proven her worthy to be a member of our exclusive organization...
The Powerpuff Girls: THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!
Bubbles: CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP! Hey, Professor! Clap!
Professor Utonium: Hm? Oh, uh, yay!
Blossom: And so, dubbed with the appropriate 'B' name...
Bubbles: Cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep...
Buttercup: Bruce begins with a B!
Blossom: Shh! I hereby dub thee...
Bubbles: Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep...
Blossom: ...Powerpuff Bullet!
Bubbles: ...Cheep cheep - Cheep cheep!
Professor Utonium: Woo hoo, yeah! [hoots] Ha ha ha, yeah! [hoots]

Forced Kin [4.8][edit]

[The invading robot has repeatedly outsmarted Mojo, defeated the Girls, and wrecked much of Townsville, including Mojo's volcano laboratory]
Mojo Jojo: No! My laboratory, home to all my evil plans and devices... destroyed!
Robot: Earth creatures, the destruction of your dwelling area is now complete. I am now your new leader.
Mojo Jojo: [shaking with shock and outrage] NOOOOOO! That is my line! I've always wanted to say that!
Robot: And you will now bow down to me. [Townsville's people are shown bowing] Yes, just like that.
Mojo Jojo: No! No! NOOOO...!!!
[Mojo's eyes pop and glow, and he goes completely berserk, prancing around, gibbering and shrieking like a wild chimpanzee as the robot watches]
Mojo Jojo: [eyes glowing again] YOU!!! HAVE!!! BROKEN!!! MY!!! DREEEEAMS!!!
[He leaps at the robot, delivering several powerful punches, finally knocking it down with a blow to the head with the loaf of bread from Miguel's Market. He then pulls its lower leg back, making it cry out in pain and pound the ground]
Mojo Jojo: Say it! SAY IT! SAY IT!!!
Robot: YOU ARE THE MOST EVIL! [collapses again]
Mojo Jojo: And don't you forget it!

Knock it Off [4.9][edit]

Professor Utonium: When were you in New York?
Blossom: Yesterday.
Buttercup: (whispering) No, today.
Blossom: I mean... today.

Bubbles: What happened to Professor Dick and the other Powerpuff Girls?
Professor Utonium: Well, Old Dick may have gotten the formula right, but the one ingredient that he forgot was "love". Let's go home, girls.
Professor Dick: (screaming while dying) NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Super Friends [4.10][edit]

[The girls introduce their new friend Robin to Professor Utonium]
Bubbles: He made us in his laboratory by accident.
Professor: Yes, uh... well, it was sort of an accident...
Robin: That's okay, Professor. I was an accident, too! (his eyes widen) Your dad is funny!

Princess: Hey girls, let me be a Powerpuff Girl for a day and you could ride in Daddy's limo with me to school!
Blossom: No thanks, Princess. We'd rather walk with our new friend, Robin, to school.
Princess: Very well then. You obviously don't know a thing about first class travel...... how 'bout 5 bucks?
Blossom: [Resting her hands on her hips] Would that be 5 bucks to ride in your limo, or 5 bucks to be a Powerpuff Girl?

Keen on Keane [4.11a][edit]

Not So Awesome Blossom [4.11b][edit]

[During a battle between Blossom and one of Mojo's robots]
Blossom: Okay! It's just you and me! Let's see what you got!
[She blows a raspberry at the robot]

[The Professor read's Mojo's note over the hotline]
Professor: "Bubbles, Buttercup or whichever of the two remaining Powerpuff Girls has answered the hotline, listen closely. Pay attention. Consentrate intently on the words coming from my mouth. I, the Professor, am being held prisoner. I am being kept against my will in a location not of my choosing. If you desire my safe return you must..." Oh, excuse me. Could you please move you finger?
Mojo: Sorry.
Professor: Thank you. "...come to the lair of Mojo Jojo together, not alone. Indepently..."
Buttercup: I think we need to go to Mojo's and save the Professor.
Bubbles: Again?!

Power-Noia [4.12][edit]

[Blossom is trapped in a dream world of Pokey Oaks Kindergarten with an evil version of Ms. Keane and the schoolchildren, trying to make Blossom fail to answer questions. Ms. Keane suddenly starts laughing in Him's voice, and she and the schoolchildren suddenly turn into small copies of Him. Blossom makes the connection and becomes determined to face her fear]
Blossom: ENOUGH! [Him/Ms. Keane and the schoolchildren stop laughing] Next question.
Him/Ms. Keane: [effeminate voice] Sure, next question. [demonic voice] What is the square root of seven?!
[Him and the schoolchildren laugh]
Blossom: Seven doesn't have a square root. It's prime!
[Everyone stops laughing]
Him/Ms. Keane: That is... [effeminate] correct. What is the algebric formula for determining the area of a triangle?
Blossom: Half the base times height!
Him/Ms. Keane: That's correct. If a train leaves Boston at 12:30pm traveling at 75 miles per hour, and another train leaves Los Angeles at the same time traveling at 90 miles per hour... [demonic] which one will get to Cuba first?
Blossom: Neither! Trains don't go to Cuba, "Ms. Keane"!
Him/Ms. Keane: [effeminate] Well, how perspective of you. Oh, well. [throws question cards away; demonic] Tests bore me. You think you're so smart, don't you?
Blossom: I outsmarted you, didn't I?

[After overcoming their greatest fears, the Powerpuff Girls finally confront Him, in the form of a giant, multiple-headed, multiple-tenctacled crossover of a crab and spider]
Him: [effeminate] Oh, Blossom! You're always so logical! How droll! [giggles evilly] Here I am! Sorry it took me so long. I wanted to slip into something more...sinister! You have been such good fun, but now you're starting to bore me. And I'm afraid playtime is over! I [demonic] know your deepest, darkest fear. [effeminate] You are afraid [demonic] YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME!!
Blossom: Let's teach him a lesson!
Buttercup: Whatever! That guy's toast!
Him: [effeminate] Two heads are better than one!
[The girls and Him fight each other in a large fierce battle. Eventually, Him loses the battle, and is beaten up by the girls, turning him back into his normal form and size. The girls look at a scared Him, pleading for his life]
Him: Please! No more! Don't hurt me! I don't understand. [demonic] I was so close! [effeminate] I almost had you! You are supposed to be afraid!
Blossom: Guess you should've done your homework, weirdo!
Bubbles: We're sisters and we love each other!
Blossom: And we're not afraid of anything as long as we have each other.
Buttercup: Gimme a break, you two! Yab-yab-yab! Can I toss this guy, already?
Blossom: Oh, okay.
Him: No, wait! It's cool! It's cool! Everything's cool! [Buttercup, not listening to Him's pleading, punches Him in the face, causing Him to fall into a black hole of nothingness] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Season 5[edit]

Monstra-City [5.1a][edit]

Shut the Pup Up [5.1b][edit]

Toast of the Town [5.2a][edit]

Mayor of Townsville: Mayor want toast! Mayor want toast!
Professor Utonium: Look I'm a scientist not a mechanic, what you need to do is take your toaster to the manufacturer and have a certified mechanic fix it.
[Mayor starts to get mad]
Professor Utonium: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I'll have a look at your toaster. But the I've got to get back to my experiments.
Mayor: Oh, goody, goody! [starts to jump up and down] Is it done yet?
Professor: No.
Mayor: How about now?
Professor: No
Mayor: Now?
Professor: No.
Mayor: Now it's done right?
Professor: No, no, no, it's not done. Look, I don't really know what I'm doing,so it's gonna take a while.Why don't you just wait over there,and I'll let you know when I'm finished.
Mayor: Oh...OK.
Professor: And don't touch anything!
Mayor: [peeps over the table] Ooh...What does this button do? [presses the button, which starts an alarm. Then there's a rumble. He walks over to where the professor is and there was an explosion. The blast pushed the Mayor and the Professor in his chair away] Whee! Do it Again! Do it again!
Professor: Oh, no. You're gonna sit right here, be a good little Mayor, and stay put while I work on your toaster. And if you're quiet, you can have some candy. Good boy. [puts the mayor in a highchair, and gives him a jar full candy. Then he starts rattling in the jar]
Mayor: Say, these are all lemon! Somebody ate all the Goody cherry candies! [throws jar on the ground] Mayor want cherry! Mayor want cherry!
Professor: [runs to him with an industrial size bag cherry candies] Here, cherry. [gives him the bag] Now please, let me work in peace. [walks away]
Mayor: Oh, goody! Oops. Uh-oh. [runs under the table and crawls under to get the candy] Ooh! Another shiny button! [presses the button and the lab begins to shake] Help! [the lab stops shaking] Huh? [Chemical X is changed] Ooh!
Professor: [working on the mayor's toaster and removes his shades] Mayor? He's being too quiet. [sneaks inside] Mayor? What are you [alarmed] DOING?!
Mayor: [humming, puts the chemical x on his head] Mayor want hair.
Professor: No! Mayor, stop!
Mayor: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Mayor gotta hair! Mayor gotta hair! Yummy 'X' powder made Mayor's hair grow! [looks around] Professor. Professor?
Professor: Your hair wasn't the only thing that grew, Mr. Mayor.
Mayor: [looks down] Wowie zowie.
Professor: Wowie zowie, indeed. Have you no shame? A grown man your age gallivanting around like a little child, not doing what you're told! "Mayor wanna this. Mayor wanna that." You, Mr. Mayor, are nothing but a baby, a big, big, big baby.
Mayor: [crying like a baby] Wah! Don't say that! Wah! [runs off]

Blossom: Professor! What's going on?
Professor: Oh, it's the mayor, girls. He got into my chemical X so I scolded him, and now he's run off pouting.

Divide and Conquer [5.2b][edit]

Burglar Alarmed [5.3a][edit]

Shotgun Wedding [5.3b][edit]

Save Mojo [5.4a][edit]

Substitute Creature [5.4b][edit]

The Boys are Back in Town [5.5][edit]

Narrator:: And their day, the girls even manage to humble... HIM.
[In his lair, Him is angrily watching the Powerpuff Girls on TV having saved the day once again]
Buttercup: [On TV] Yeah, it was rough in the beginning, but I paced myself and just wore the monster down.
Blossom: [On TV] We were just glad to be of service. Good job, girls!
Him: [mocking Blossom; effeminate voice] "We were just glad to be of service. Good job, girls!" [demonic voice] Blah! Blast the Powerpuff brats! They disgust me! So effortless! They seem to be unbeatable. [effeminate] All these years, and all the villains have produced nothing. So much time, such little results. [demonic] There must be a way. There must be someone who can knock those brats down to size! [groans and sits down on his chair; effeminate] Oh, boy. [suddenly sees something on the TV and slowly smiles; demonic] Oh, boy...

[The Rowdyruff Boys have been resurrected (complete with meaner-looking hairstyles)]
Blossom: The Rowdyruff Boys?!
Buttercup: But that's impossible!!
Bubbles: We blew you guys up!
Brick: [Smirking] Yeah? Well, you can't stop a good thing, babe!
[The Girls suddenly start to snicker]
Brick: Stop laughing! What are you laughing at?!
Blossom: [Mocking; her hands are on her hips] Ooooh(!) Look who's back with mean hair(!)
Bubbles: [Mocking] Oh, whatever shall we do?
Buttercup: [Mocking] How can we defeat their scary new hairdos?
[Boomer naively inspects his hair, while Butch twitches, eager to fight. The Girls continue to laugh, and Brick gets more and more irritated until he finally snaps.]
Brick: SILEEEEEEEEEEENCE!!!!! [the Girls stop] You stupid, wimpy, lame-o girls talk too much!
Blossom: "STUPID"?!
Buttercup: "WIMPY"?!
Bubbles: "LAME-O"?!
Brick: You girls just got lucky last time. This time, there's no way you're gonna beat my boys!
Butch: Butch!
Boomer: Boomer!
Brick: And me, Brick!
[Boomer sees a fly buzzing over his head, and playfully swats at it]
Brick: [annoyed] Pay attention!
Bubbles: [giggling] Are you guys sure you're ready for another beating?
Boomer: [trying to sound tough] You girls are gonna eat your words, spit 'em out, and eat 'em again!
Blossom: ... That doesn't even make sense.
Boomer: I know you are, but what am I?!
Buttercup: Enough! Talk is cheap! Let's do this!
Butch: [snickers dementedly] This is gonna be fun!

Blossom: All right, girls. I think we know what we have to do. Let's give 'em some sugar!
Bubbles: [eagerly] Ooh, ooh, I want the blonde! I think he's cute!
Buttercup: Man, you're weird!

Brick: Your cootie-kisses only make us bigger!
Boomer: Stronger!
Butch: And tougher!
Brick: [laughs] You stupid lame-o girls never learn. Now it's time to put these babies to bed!

[Him interrupts the fight between the Powerpuff Girls and Rowdyruff Boys]
Him: [effeminate] Hello, girls!
Powerpuff Girls: [gasp] Him!
Him: So nice to see you again! How's things? Not so good? Having a little boy trouble, hmm? Or should I say... [demonic] BIG boy trouble?!
[The Boys - now huge after being kissed by the Girls several times - land behind Him]
Him: [effeminate] Hello, Boys. [demonic] You're doing just fine. [to the Girls, effeminate] So, how does it feel, Girls, to know defeat is just around the corner... [demonic] and victory for me is at hand?!
Blossom: So you're behind this, Him! What did you do to make our kisses powerless?!
Him: [effeminate] Oh, that. That's my little secret. You see, I realized that the Boys' only weakness [demonic] was your pathetic little kisses. And since I [effeminate] knew you would resort to that, I added a little something extra: a cootie vaccination! "Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now you have a cootie shot!" [laughs] I got the spell off the Internet. But your kisses aren't totally useless, girls. [demonic] They make my boys bigger and more powerful! [laughs; effeminate] At last, I win! Have fun, girls! Ta-ta!

Brick: You calling us STUPID?!
Boomer: We'll show you stupid! [Boomer crosses his arms and smiles proudly. Brick slaps him]

[After the Powerpuff Girls finally defeat the Rowdyruff Boys by shrinking them down to size, Him comes back, angry]
Him: [demonic] CAN'T YOU LITTLE BRATS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?! I SENT YOU TO DESTROY THEM, AND WHAT DO YOU DO?! [effeminate] You get all sissified!
[With a wave of his claw, he makes the Boys vanish. The Girls smile in triumph]
Him: Oh, don't look so smug, girls. Though you may have won this time, [Aku voice] it was a lucky victory and you know it! [effeminate] In time, you [Aku voice] will [effeminate] fall, and we [Aku voice] will [effeminate] defeat you! So keep on your toes, stay alert, [Aku voice] and watch your back... because the boys are back in town! [vanishes in a spiral of smoke, laughing]
Blossom: Oh, boy...
Narrator: "Oh, boy" is right! It seems the battle of the sexes has begun! Let's just hope the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

See Me, Feel Me, Gnomey [5.6][edit]

Bossman: [Singing] Townsville's goin' down! I'm gonna throw this paper on the ground!
The Mayor: [Singing] The babies can grow, and the little old folks, can walk real slooo-ho!
Professor: [Repeated line, singing] Do the people have to be freedom beef?
The Gnome: [The only unsung words in the entire episode, falling down to his demise] As I descend to the Earth, and I view the universe above me, I realize that life revolves, evolves, and dissolves, completely around the opposites. Therefore, I conclude that I cannot exist in my Utopian... [Closes his eyes] mind... [Hits the ground]

Pee Pee G's [5.7a][edit]

Mojo: You should have seen your faces when... [laughs] "You did it!" "No, you did it!" "I didn't do it!" [laughs uncontrollably until he feels a pee coming on] Uh-oh! [he has just wet the bed, causing the girls to laugh] Shut up, shut up! It's not what it looks like! My water bottle broke! It's not funny! Shut up!

Boy Toys [5.7b][edit]

Seed No Evil [5.8a][edit]

The City of Clipsville [5.8b][edit]

Blossom: Come on, girls. It's from the time that the Professor accidentally turned us into babies.
(During this line, WD to the exterior of the house at night; when the transition occurs, the rest of her words are heard as a voice over. The scene is very peaceful—until a huge explosion erupts from the ground and hides the entire structure. When the smoke clears, we see the Professor in the lab. He is covered with soot and holding a beaker of liquid, and both he and the area are in a state of total disarray. Close-up of his face)
Professor: (reassuringly) Oh, don't worry about the noise, girls. I've just invented a potion that will keep you young foreve— (cuts himself off on this last word upon looking down toward the floor. Cut to his feet, where the girls have undergone a dramatic transformation: they are now infants in diapers, and his mixture worked a bit too well. Safety pins in the respective colors of Bubbles and Buttercup can be seen fastening those two girls' diapers, but the camera angle obscures the one on Blossom’s. She wears her bow but no ponytail, and she is bawling at the top of her lungs sports a single tuft of blond hair at the top of her head and sucks on a pacifier. Buttercup has only a bit of straight black hair and shakes a rattle discontentedly. A flash of white, and we are back to the present)
Bubbles: (laughing) Oh, yes, now I remember.
(Flash to this same bit of history. Close-up of the Professor's upper body as he lifts baby Blossom partially into view; she is still crying)
Professor: There, there, now. Just let it all out. (a pronounced squelching sound is heard, and she sighs with relief and smiles, losing steam) There, doesn't that…feel...ugh...better? (turn down a bit to show Blossom’s diaper, which she has filled so much that it hangs down almost to his waist. The sound just heard needs no explanation. Close-up of his head and shoulders; he lifts her into view and starts patting her back to burp her. Now her hair can be seen—short, red-orange, with a puff in back that marks the start of a ponytail) Oh, aren't you just a little angel? (she coos happily and spits up; he grimaces at the sound of it. WD to the present. Blossom has put the bottle away)
Buttercup: Yeah. And remember how the Professor turned everyone into babies?
(WD to a close-up of an exhausted Professor, out in the city, and pull back. Throngs of squalling infants are heard from o.c. initially, and the source of the din is revealed to be exactly that. He holds several babies, including a top-hatted one that can only be the Mayor and another, with curly red-orange hair, who must be Ms. Bellum. Around him are enough newborns to populate the entire city. WD to the present)
Blossom: And remember when we lost our superpowers?
(WD to Mojo, laughing from the hatch of a helicopter. In his hand is a briefcase labeled "TOP SECRET GOVERNMENT STUFF." He hoists himself into the pilot’s seat; pull back to show him lifting off from the roof of a building—the Top Secret Government Headquarters. The girls run out of an access door on the roof and look up after him; close-up of them)
Blossom: Let's get him!
(They run o.c. toward the edge. Pan in that direction to show nothing but Blossom's bow spinning in midair, as three terrified screams echo and fade away. They have jumped off the roof and gone into free fall instead of taking flight; the bow follows them down. WD to the present)
Blossom: (smiling) Yeah. That got messy.
Buttercup: Hey! Remember when we sped up time and became teenagers— (she picks up a small item and opens it, revealing it to be a makeup compact. Zoom in on her) —and wore makeup and gave up crime-fighting and hung out at the mall and stuff?
(During the end of this line, there is a WD to the exterior of the Townsville Mall. The rest of Buttercup’s words are a voice over after this point. Zoom in on the entrance and dissolve to a point near the high, glass-domed ceiling. Turn down to the sound of music on the PA system and the mingled voices of the customers. In the background, two girls have their backs to the camera and are leaning over a railing to look down at the lower floors. The fact that neither girl has any visible fingers gives them away as teenaged versions of Blossom and Bubbles. When they speak, they sound like Valley Girls)
Teen Bubbles: Oh, my gosh! Check it out. (turning toward Teen Blossom; she wears makeup) She is, like, so wrong in those pants. (blows a bubble from a wad of gum)
Teen Blossom: Like, yeah, girlfriend. (her cell phone goes off, playing the show's main theme as its ring tone, and answers it) Hello? Oh, my gosh. We were just talking about you! Where are you?
Teen Buttercup: Over here.
Teen Blossom: Oh...hey. So you going to Todd's tonight?
Teen Buttercup: I don’t know. I gotta get on the treadmill. I just majorly pigged out on a donut. (sighs) If they only had, like, candy-flavored salad or something. (her eyes go wide as she lowers her phone. Flash to the present; all three girls are a bit uneasy at this memory. Buttercup has put the compact away)
Buttercup: And then we discovered boys.
(Flash to the two teens on their phones. Teen Buttercup hunches over hers)
Teen Buttercup: (hushed) Blossom! Look!
(They lower the phone and gaze raptly toward the camera for a long moment. Cut to their perspective: a patch of floor, with three long shadows cast on it from a distance in front. Turn up slowly to their source—the Rowdyruff Boys as teens)
Teen Bch: (reading a magazine) Wow.
Teen Bubbles: (on her phone) Tell me about it. Like, that's what I said. Hang on a sec—
Teen Blossom: (nudging her) Bubbles, quick! Look!
(Teen Bubbles turns her head; close-up of her as she drops the phone and her eyes pop. Cut to Teen Boomer, who is drinking a soda. He drains it, sighs contentedly, and directs a come-hither look at the camera. All three girls are positively smitten)
Teen Bubbles: (hushed) Oh, we shouldn't talk to them. They're bad.
Teen Blossom and Teen Buttercup: (smiling wickedly) I know.
(Cut to Teens Bubbles and Boomer together. The lower portion of the glass dome is in the background)
Teen Boomer: So...wassup?
Teen Bubbles: Oh, know...hangin' out. (two patrons scream; she laughs) What's up with you?
(The monster lashes outs its tongue, smashing through the dome, and snaps someone up. The teens do not notice as it swallows)
Teen Boomer: You know...hangin' out. (the monster sinks out of sight)
Teen Bubbles: (laughing) For sure.
(Back to her sisters; their counterparts sidle up to them)
Teen Butch: So wassup, ladies?
Teen Brick: You goin' to Todd's tonight?
(Behind them, a couple of gun-toting robbers run to the entrance of a jewelry store and stop briefly. One of them directs a hand signal o.c. behind himself. The teens pay no heed)
Teen Blossom: Um...I have to study for an algebra test. (the robbers enter) For my English class. (several others follow) What are you doing?
(The sound and flash of automatic weapons fire emanate from the store)
Teen Brick: Uh...going to Todd's.
Teen Blossom: (laughing) Oh! (explosion, alarm, and the robbers run out with the loot) What a coincidence.
(He seems a bit annoyed at her clueless response. Cut to Teens Bch and Bcup. Behind them, a man fiddles with an ATM)
Teen Buttercup: So what are you driving now? (the man runs o.c.; the machine starts to beep)
Teen Butch: Oh, I'm rockin' a new Escalade. (sparks fly) Wanna take a ride?
Teen Buttercup: Uh, that's okay. (the ATM explodes) We rode the one up from the first level.
(Teen Butch is nonplussed; the man and a partner run through the smoking hole in the wall)
Teen Butch: Yeah, I just put an MP3 player in it.
Teen Buttercup: Oh, cool! I love that game.
(He is caught off guard by this non sequitur. Behind the two, the smoke clears and the men emerge, fleeing with a wagonload of cash. Cut to the exterior of the mall and pull back slowly, as explosions ravage the surrounding buildings)
Teen Buttercup: (from inside) How about you, Blossom? Wanna take a ride on Butch's escalator?
Teen Blossom: (from inside) Sure. What floor?
(A flying saucer pulls into view and starts shooting at the skyline, and a large red beast, with lobster claws in place of hands, roars as it stomps into view. WD to the present)
Buttercup: Boy, were we dumb.
Blossom: Yeah. Let's remember something else.

Lying Around the House [5.9a][edit]

Bubble Boy [5.9b][edit]

Brick: [he and his brothers drank 3 cans of soda] Man, beating up people for fun is really fun!
Boomer: Yeah! Beating up people for fun is really fun! [Brick throws a can in Boomer's face] Ow!
Brick: Dude! That's the dumbest thing you said all DAY!
Boomer: Well you said the same thing!
Brick: Yeah, but it sounds COOL coming out of my mouth!

Boomer: I don't care what they say; I'm not as dumb as I look.

Bubbles: What are we going to do?
[Bubbles is now dressed as Boomer]
Bubbles: Well, how do I look?
Boomer: [Boomer is now in his underwear] Boy, do you look dumb!
Blossom: Need we say more?

Blossom: Gee, Professor, you sure outdid yourself with that containment ray.
Professor: I'll say! Once again, I have no idea what I did!

Bubbles: [as Boomer] Uh, hi! It's me, Boomer, your brother!
Brick: We know you're our brother. We're not as stupid as you!

Brick: I know, let's punch each other in the face until someone says, “Hey, stop punching me in the face.” You first, Boomer. [punches Bubbles, who is posing as Boomer.]
[Brick and Butch laugh; Bubbles gets teary-eyed]
Buttercup: Don't cry, Bubbles. You'll give yourself away.
Bubbles: Heh, funny. Okay, my turn.
Brick: Nah, I'm sick of that game.

[After Bubbles sprays "Flowers are pretty... dumb!" on a wall]
Butch: For a second there, I thought you were turning girly on us.
Brick: Yeah! And "dum-buh"? Geez, Boomer, if you're gonna do graffiti, at least spell the words right! Sheesh, talk about "dum-buh".
Butch: Yeah! What a "dum-bee"!
[Brick & Butch laugh]

Brick:Hey, I thought you loved cock-a-roaches. Don't you looove cock-a-roaches?
Bubbles: [forcing a smile] Well..sure. Sure I do. I love those little guys.
Brick: Hey, I believe you. That's why you have no problem... EATING IT!

Professor: [after Bubbles captures the Rowdyruff Boys on her own] Bubbles! I could hardly contain myself hiding in the closet.

Professor: [after Bubbles apologizes] That's alright, Bubbles. I'm sorry you had to eat a cockroach!
Bubbles: [who is still posing as Boomer] That's okay, it tasted like CHICKEN!

A Documentary [5.10a][edit]

(The normal opening sequence is not used for this episode. Instead, the words "THE POWERPUFF GIRLS: A DOCUMENTARY" fade into view, white typewritten letters against the black background. This text fades away and is replaced with "A Film by BRIAN LARSEN," which then fades as well. There is no sound during this sequence.)
(Opening shot: a city skyline during the day. The quality of the image suggests that it is being shown on a TV screen; this continues throughout the episode. The voice that speaks up is that of a very serious-sounding young man as the camera pulls back slowly.)
Brian Larsen:The city of Townsville. This is where the Powerpuff Girls live.
(As the camera movement continues, he comes into view: glasses, baseball cap turned backwards, goatee, ponytail, shorts, vest with lots of pockets, film canister on a cord around his neck. Your basic would-be photojournalist in the field, in other words. His presence and the image quality mark the fact that we are seeing the city through his video camera. He is standing on a rooftop, and he becomes gradually more animated throughout the following monologue.)
Brian:Oh, you might know them as those three cute little girls, saving the day before bedtime. Well, to me, that's not enough. I want to know what makes 'em tick. Where are they from? Where are they going? I want to know everything about them. Yes, the Powerpuff Girls! (He sits on a ledge.) What are their hopes and dreams, their desires and aspirations? Do they fight crime all day? Do they set aside a certain portion of it for leisure? How tall are they, and what are their shoe sizes? Where do they sleep, and what do they eat for breakfast? Do they put jam on their toast, or don't they put jam on their toast? And if not, why not? And since when?
(He breaks off and directs a smile to the camera.)
Brian:I'm Brian, and this is my documentary. And you're gonna find out firsthand just who those cute little crime-fighters are. So buckle up...this is gonna be a wild ride.
(Pull back to frame the skyline and fade to black.)

[Note: Brian Larsen, after whom this character is presumably modeled, worked on "The Boys Are Back in Town" and "Boy Toys." However, he does not provide the young man's voice here.]
(Snap to a close-up of a bowl on a counter.)
Brian:Sugar...spice...and everything nice.
(As each item is mentioned, he reaches into view and pours it into the bowl. The "everything nice" is a dusty white slurry, perhaps corn starch in water compared to what the Professor used when he first made the Girls that was seen in the opening of every episode of the series.)
Brian: Yep, those are pretty normal ingredients, all right. (An electric mixer is applied to the stuff; it goes greenish-brown.) Mix 'em all together, and they pretty much make... (It is dumped out.) ...mush. But to the city of Townsville, those three special ingredients together make a totally different result.
(Cut to a driver's-seat view of a highway leading into the city.)
Brian: The city of Townsville. A great city with many of the same things as any other city. Shops and malls and movie houses too. Great parks, corporate art, a fantastic museum.
(Cut to an example of each attribute as it is named; kids and families play in the park. After the museum, cut to a busy street.)
Brian: The newly renovated and revitalized Old Townsville district. (Close-up of two dogs in a cage.) It even boasts an animal shelter. (The skyline.) But Townsville has something extra. Townsville has the Powerpuff Girls.
(Fade to black.)
(Fade in to a school bus stuck to the side of a building - a leftover from the girls' run-in with a boy named Elmer Sglue's monstrous glue mutant form in "Paste Makes Waste" before Buttercup made amends with Elmer and he was restored to his normal self and returned to school with the Girls and their other classmates.)
Brian: Although this bus looks better than that corporate art, it's actually a reminder of another battle that took place here in Townsville.
(On the end of this, pull back to show people going about their business in the street, paying no mind to the errant vehicle. From here, cut to a close-up of a map of the city and its surroundings as it is unfolded before the camera. Red dots are scattered about its surface.)
Brian: There are other reminders and countless monuments where three little girls saved this wonderful city.
(Close-up of a copy of the Townsville Tribune on the ground; zoom in slowly. Above the fold, the front page carries the headline "PPGS SAVE THE DAY!" next to a photo of the Three beautiful, adorable pint sized little girls, with big heads and eyes, with Mary-Janes, white long socks and each dress has a black belt around their waists flying away from a patch of smoking rubble.)
Brian: Their photos have graced newspapers and tabloids numerous times.
(Cut to a tri-color building whose name - The Powerpuff Store - is rendered in the font used for the main title.)
Brian: They have merchandising... (A TV screen; the title appears on the end-shot reads THE POWERPUFF GIRLS) ...and even their own TV show. (A street in the suburbs, panning slowly to the girls' house.) They live here, in this quiet suburb of Townsville. And what better place to begin my journey into their inner workings than at the home of the Powerpuff Girls?
(Close-up of the front door, zooming in jerkily - Brian is now carrying the camera with him as he walks up.)
Brian: My first visit was unannounced... (He reaches into view and knocks.) ...and just as I arrived...
(He backs up a step, and the all-too-familiar crash of an exit through the ceiling is heard.)
Brian: ...the girls flew away. (Pan/turn up to catch a flash of them in flight.) Three bright streaks cut through the daytime sky. I hoped they were off to fight crime and not avoiding me.
(Cut to the view through the windshield of a car rolling through Townsville and pull back a bit. It takes a moment for the image to come into focus. The edge of a notebook is visible at the screen's bottom edge. Brian is trying to take notes and aim his camera at the same time. Pretty hard when trying to drive at the same time as well. Buildings have been damaged, and among them stomps the huge reptilian creature in "Three Girls and a Monster." Brian, behind the camera, sounds excited and a bit out of breath through the following.)
Brian: Okay...I'm driving up through the city, and there's loads of traffic. I-I-I can't really see anything yet, I -
(As the car passes a side street, the monster can be clearly seen in profile. Speed up.)
Brian: I keep trying to get closer, but the battle keeps moving. (He looks straight ahead. A giant foot is planted in front of him.) Oh, no!
(A squeal of brakes, a crunch of metal, and the view disintegrates into static, followed by a black screen. The girls are heard arriving and beating the monster, which roars in pain. The previous view is re-established shakily.)
Brian: I'm-I'm okay, now I'm gonna get out of my car to get a better an-
(Pan to his door as he starts to leave the car. His last word might have been "angle" had he finished it. On the next line, it turns to static and blacks out again, only to snap to a patch of clear blue sky.)
Brian: And just when I thought I was going to capture something really great... (The girls fly overhead.) was over. All that I caught was three streaks of light flying away.
(Long shot of the city proper and suburbs. It is now sunset.)
Brian: And although I played this cat-and-mouse game with them all day with no success, I wasn't gonna let that stop me from making my film. (Dissolve to a close-up of him, deep in thought.) If I couldn't get to the girls personally, I was gonna have to settle on the next best thing... (Pull back. He is atop a park bench, regarding the city.) ...talking to the people who do.
(Fade to black.)

(Snap to the street in the suburbs and pan to Pokey Oaks Kindergarten. It is now the following morning.)

Brian: I started at their school, the Pokey Oaks. (Cut to him and Ms. Keane walking along the sidewalk.) Ms. Keane is their teacher, and I sat with her to find out what I could about the Powerpuff Girls.
(Close-up of her on the end of this line. At the bottom of the screen, these words fade into view - "Ms. Keane - Powerpuff Girls' Teacher" - the sort of graphic you might see during a news broadcast. Brian is behind the camera again.)
Ms. Keane: Well, let me tell you, the girls are fantastic. (The title fades away.) All of their grades are good. Buttercup is really coming out of her shell and learning how to play with others. (holding up a drawing of a jumping dolphin) Ooh, and just look at the drawing Bubbles did. Absolutely adorable! (putting it away) Ooh, and Blossom told this joke the other day that had the entire cafeteria squirting milk out of their noses! (She laughs. Brian stutters a bit to break in.)
(She laughs. Brian stutters a bit to break in.)
Brian: Could you tell me more about the Powerpuff side of the girls? About their commitment to fighting crime and the pre-adolescent behavior of dealing with violence at such a young age?
Ms. Keane: (shrugging) Well, um... (clearing throat) ...I'm their teacher. I really don't know about that part of their lives.
(Cut to a trash man emptying a loaded can into a dump truck.)
Brian: As I left the school, I happened upon the trash man. (The now-empty can is thrown aside.) His name is Carl.
(Close-up of Carl. Below him, this title fades in: "Carl Jusscarl - Domestic Waste Disposal Technician." He sounds quite stupid, and he pushes back the kerchief tied over his head as he speaks.)
Carl: About the Powerpuff Girls, huh? Well, they keep me busy... (Title fades out.) ...cleanin' up all the trash and debris they leave behind after all their fights. Helps the economy, you know...always buildin' and rebuildin' and workin' and whatnot. (He laughs.) Tell you what, though, it's a problem for traffic. (Another laugh, with a snort.)
(Cut to the exterior of the house. At the curb, Brian is digging around in the trash can.)
Brian: I didn't get much from Carl. But he gave me an idea.
(A police car pulls up with its lights flashing and hides him mostly from view. Cut to a close-up of its driver, seated at a table in a donut shop. A cup of coffee is before him. During the following line, he is seen talking but not heard.)
Brian: This is Dave, the local cop who hauled me in for sifting through the Powerpuff Girls' trash cans.
(Title fades in: "Officer Dave Duncan - Patrol Officer Regiment Komandant, Townsville Police Department." Radio chatter is heard underneath his words.)
Officer Dave: Oh, yeah. I been in a few sticky situations with them. I mean, really sticky. (Title fades out.) One time, there was this taffy factory, and...but you really had to be there. You know, they really don't have law enforcement training in the classical sense. (Louder chatter.) I've certainly had to back 'em up more than once. (He pulls out his radio and speaks into it.) Ah, copy that, ten-four.
(The next line starts as a voice over, but changes to show Dave driving his unit. Brian is now in the passenger seat, with the camera turned on the cop.)
Dave: Naah, I don't have monster enforcement training or special powers or save the city on a daily basis, but, uh...hey, uh, what's your point? Hey, you want to work the sirens?

(Cut to the dome of Townsville Hall and turn down to street level.)

Brian: With little luck on the grassroots level, I decided to go to the one person who calls upon their services all the time: the Mayor.
(Head-on view of the closed front doors; Brian is aiming his camera at them and approaching.)
Mayor: (through doors) Okay, everyone. (They open; he backs out.) That about does it for the pay raises and extended vacation time.
Brian: Ah, Mayor! (He turns around.) Uh, hi. I'm shooting a documentary, and I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions?
(Ms. Bellum steps to the doorway on the end of this.)
Mayor: Look, I don't know nothin' about nothin'! (walking away; camera follows) You can't prove it, I wasn't there, I was young and I needed the money!
(Ms. Bellum steps into view near the camera, which is angled down toward the Mayor; all we can see of her are her legs. Turn up quickly to her upper body as she raises a hand, palm out, to block the view.)
Ms. Bellum: I'm sorry, but you're going to have to leave.
Brian: Uh, just let me ask a few questions.
Ms. Bellum: (under the preceding) Uh, this is an unannounced visit. (shoving camera; image is knocked out; commotion) Security!
Brian: (flustered) Don't touch the camera!
(Snap to the front doors as they are swung shut. Two security agents now stand near it - and they do not look happy. Brian is backing away from the location, camera in hand again. So much for trying to speak to the Mayor.)
Brian: That really didn't get me anywhere. With my interview lacking any real information or substance, I decided to hit the streets again.
(Cut to a black and white dog on a sidewalk.)
Talking Dog: I'm a talking dog. (Title fades in: "Talking Dog - Dog capable of verbal communication.") That is so much better than three boring girls. No report or documentary's ever been done on me. (Title fades out.) Not one question! Not one survey! I mean... (Contemptuous chuckle.) ...come on. I'm a talking dog!

(A view of several buildings, the camera pointing up to the sky.)
Brian: Having dealt with the positive side of the spectrum, I decided to find the people who knew them on a working level: their evil counterparts.
(Cut to Princess Morbucks approaching her limousine with two beefy bodyguards just behind her. She is in rather bad spirits.)
Brian: But this proved even more fleeting.
Princess Morbucks: Sorry. No interviews!
(The limo's passenger door is opened and she gets in; it is then closed behind her. From here, cut to The Gangreen Gang, minus Little Arturo, clustered around a fire in a trash can at the city dump. Brian is again advancing with his camera and receiving some slightly hostile glances - and then Arturo pops up in his face. A punch is heard, and the screen fills with static briefly. To the sound of the equipment crashing to the ground, we next see the gate in the fence around the dump; the view is rotated 90 degrees clockwise, indicating that the camera has landed on its side. Brian is seen running out of the place as the Gang members start after him.)
(Cut to a long shot of the shack in the forest and zoom in; the intrepid filmmaker has again shouldered his camera. All is tranquil until the front door bursts open and Fuzzy Lumpkins runs out, waving his shotgun, having sensed someone was trespassing on his property.)
Brian: Yeah, but wait, I just want to...
Fuzzy: (pulling gun back to swing) NO TRESPASSIN'!
(He swings the weapon, stock first, and scores a hit; there is static, followed by blackness.)
(Snap to a shot of the observatory. The camera is pointing straight up from the base of the volcano. Next, we see Brian pressing an intercom switch set into the rock face. He has a clipboard in hand and begins to speak once the click of an activated receiver on the other end is heard.)

Brian: Mr. Mojo? Uh, hi. My name is Brian, and I'm making a documentary, and I'd like to talk with you...
Voice: (over intercom, impatiently) Can't talk, planning evil scheme. (Click; dial tone.)
(Brian turns and walks o.c. resignedly on the next line.)
Brian: With all the opinions and facts I gathered about the Powerpuff Girls, I decided to go back to the source and see if I could capture the girls in action around town.
(Cut to the exterior of the donut shop - The Donut King. A police car is parked in front. During the next line, cut to inside; Dave is again at a table, with a fresh cup of coffee. He is speaking to Brian, who is partially in view near the camera and taking notes. No audio of this.)
Brian: I found Officer Dave again, in hopes that he could alert me to the Powerpuff Girls' battles.
(The cop is now seen standing outside the shop and still speaking. He has one hand poised near his holster.)
Brian: After Officer Dave showed me a few police tricks, we hit the road.
(Dave pulls a donut out of the holster and twirls it on his finger a bit before tucking it away again. He smirks at the camera, and the image goes out of focus briefly and changes to a shot of the buildings passing by. Brian and his camera are now riding on patrol.)
Brian: And it wasn't long before we got the call. (Dave is seen driving; radio static.)
Dispatcher: (over radio) Monster attack on the west side. All available units, please respond. (Static; end transmission.)
(The camera turns up from the radio to point straight ahead as the car speeds up and the siren is turned on. Now it points out the passenger door; over the buildings, a tentacled creature from "Bubblevicious" is roaring and ready to do considerable damage to the architecture. On the start of the next line, cut to a more-or-less stationary view, the camera pointing up toward the rooftops. Smoke rises into view as the girls fly out of sight.)
Brian: But by the time we got there, the battle was over and the girls were gone. Battle after battle... (A helicopter passes.) ...the Powerpuff Girls eluded my every effort.
(Cut to a street punk: shades, green Mohawk, brown beard, one ear multiply pierced.)
Punk: Yo, yo, you totally missed it! It was tight! (Title fades in: "Unknown - Not a Sentient Being.") I mean, it was totally wizzack! (holding up a camera) I even got the thing on camera, dog.
(The title fades out during this last. Cut to the old woman who was imperiled during "Octi Evil." A small cat is near her; as she speaks, this title fades in and out: "Grandma - Townsville Pedestrian.")
Old woman: I see the Powerpuff Girls all the time. They help me cross the street.
(Next we see a slightly perturbed man in a suit and hat. He stops and addresses the camera over his shoulder, speaking through clenched teeth in order to keep his pipe in place. A second fellow passes in the background and tips his hat. Title fades in and out during his line: "Anonymous, Irritated Resident.")
Man: Yes, they offer me help all the time. Can't get them to stop bugging me.
(Now Don Shank speaks up.)
Don Shank: Yeah. I worked with them. (Title fades in: "Don Shank - Irritated Animator.") They're about this big.
(He holds up his hands to indicate the girls' size at the proper moment. The title fades out on the next line.)
Brian: It was as if they were avoiding me.
(Shank gives the camera a hard glance, after which the view snaps to black.)
(Snap to an extreme close-up of the clawed hand of an orange reptilian creature. It reaches out to adjust the camera and then leans down to put its head in frame - which is Brian's. He has dressed the part and is slightly out of focus due to his proximity to the lens.)
Brian: (softly) Okay. This is a re-enactment of the Powerpuff Girls in action, saving Townsville from Mojo Jojo.
(He straightens up and walks o.c. Behind him, in a sidewalk, are the "actors." a hapless dog with a purple towel draped over its back and a bucket on its head. a toddler in a long-sleeved, light blue shirt with a black stripe. a sullen, stringy-haired girl, about Brian's age, with an appropriately colored bow and dress. Instead of Mary Janes and white stockings, she wears black high-top sneakers and no socks.)
Toddler: (pointing at dog) Mojo doggie!
Beth:(to camera, sighing angrily) That is it, Brian! I am through with you and your obsession with the Powerpuff Girls! I am leaving!
(She tears off her bow, throws it down, and stomps away. The toddler looks after her as Brian runs into view and calls in her direction.)
Brian: But, Beth, honey, I...come on, wait! (He hangs his head in defeat.)
Toddler: (running with dog after her) Yaaay! Attack doggie!
(The pooch barks happily during this last. Fade to black.)

(Snap to a view of the city skyline.)
Brian: Beth was right. Who was I kidding?! I'm just some film school hack trying to obtain the unattainable. My documentary on the Powerpuff Girls was turning into a documentary on how to fail at making a documentary on the Powerpuff Girls.

(The camera is carried along a busy street.)

Brian: (perking up) That was, until I was packing up my gear, and suddenly...
(An explosion is heard o.c.; people panic as the camera is swung back to a block Brian has just passed. Smoke pours from a building, alarms ring out, and Mojo Jojo. strides forth, laughing with his oversized blaster in hand. Zoom in on him.)
Brian: Oh, my gosh, it's Mojo Jojo!
(A swirl of static, and we are now looking at another block as Brian runs with the camera. He collides with a mailbox; static, which then resolves into a shaky close-up of the thieving primate. Once fully in frame and in focus, he can be seen holding a sack of jewels.)
Brian: (nearly incoherent) Oh, my gosh, I can't believe this! Okay. Okay, stay calm...breathe...breathe, breathe, keep the camera steady. Remember what they taught you in film school...okay... (A few deep breaths.) ...okay.
(A laser blast from o.c. just misses Mojo; turn up quickly to the sky, where its source the girls can be seen approaching fast. Follow them as they go into a sharp dive and land by Mojo. The focus goes in and out while he takes a couple of licks and then aims his blaster; they are easily able to dodge his shots. When the view clears, they have moved in on him again.)
Blossom: Give it up, Mojo! (Zoom in.)
Mojo Jojo: Never!
(He fires at Blossom, but she sidesteps and lands a kick that sends him flying. Quick pan down the block in that direction to show him crashing into another storefront. Zoom in on the wreckage, from which he emerges to fire another blast whose glare fills the screen briefly as the camera turns to point along it. People scream and run, and Brian turns back to Mojo and starts to advance shakily.)
Brian: (softly, nervously) I'm standing right in front of Mojo Jojo, and he seems to be looking right at me.
(He is indeed, and his next move is to jump straight at the would-be filmmaker until his laughing mouth fills the screen. A quick burst of static and Brian's yell of shock are interspersed with this view, which then gives way to a quick pan up the side of a building - he is being hoisted up. Mojo leans down into the frame.)
Mojo: Not only do I have a hostage, I have a camera too! Hello! (He leans away; the girls fly into frame.)
Blossom: What are you gonna do with him? (Pan to Mojo.)
Mojo: Mmm...I might drop him. (To the girls; zoom in on Blossom during the next line.)
Bubbles: You wouldn't dare!
(Yes, he bloody well would. The camera suddenly swivels to point at the street, which is approaching far too quickly for anyone's good, and Brian's terrified scream rips the air. Bubbles flies in and does a hairpin turn straight up toward him.)
Bubbles: Gotcha!
(Static, then black for a moment, then Bubbles on the pavement.)
Bubbles: Stay here, Mr. Man.
(She takes off. Follow her to midair, where she rejoins her sisters' fight against Mojo. He is staying aloft with the help of a jet pack and firing away. As usual, though, he hits a lot of nothing. Focus goes in and out during all this.)

Brian: Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow...oh, wow!

(Buttercip diverts Mojo's attention, whereupon Blossom wraps him up in his cape and slings him over to Bubbles, who in turn kicks him down toward the street. Follow the purple bundle as it hurtles to the pavement and throws up a cloud of dust upon impact. Static, which gives way to a blurry long shot of one badly injured monkey. Zoom in and refocus somewhat as he twitches a bit, then turn up to the girls. They notice the camera for the first time.)
Buttercup: Hey, look! We're on camera!
Bubbles: Hi, Professor!
(Quick swivel to put Brian in view; focus goes in and out as he speaks.)
Brian: Whoa! Can you believe that?! I mean, that was so awesome! I-I can't believe it, I mean, this is great! Never in all my days did I think I could get something like that! I-I realize now that it's not about what makes the girls tick; it's about the fact that once again the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls! Whooooo!
(Quick swivel back to them as they fly away; he is heard whooping again. Fade to black. There is no variation of the standard end shot.)

Girls Gone Mild [5.10b][edit]

Curses [5.11a][edit]

Bang for Your Buck [5.11b][edit]

Silent Treatment [5.12a][edit]

Sweet 'n' Sour [5.12b][edit]

Season 6[edit]

Prime Mates [6.1a][edit]

Coupe D'Etat [6.1b][edit]

Makes Zen to Me [6.2a][edit]

Buttercup: Those jerks! It's not like how they say, I'm just doing my job! I'm just... Oh, Who am I kidding? They're right. I'm a mess. I need to change and I don't even know where to start.
Monk: At the beginning, Grasshopper.
Buttercup: What the? Who? I'm not a grasshopper!

Say Uncle [6.2b][edit]

Reeking Havoc [6.3a][edit]

Live & Let Dynamo [6.3b][edit]

Mo' Linguish [6.4a][edit]

Bubbles: Mojo has managed to bring Townsville to a complete standstill by having all of the people speak in the most lengthy of questions and redundant answers! Thus, nothing can be asked or answered without the verbosity of words causing the city to come to a permanent and most painful halt. Furthermore...
Blossom and Buttercup: Bubbles!

Oops, I Did It Again [6.4b][edit]

A Made Up Story [6.5][edit]

Little Miss Interprets [6.6a][edit]

Night Mayor [6.6b][edit]

Custody Battle [6.7a][edit]

[Mojo sees the Rowdyruff Boys for the first time since they've been revived]
Mojo Jojo: The Rowdyruff Boys?! This is not possible! How is it that something that was destroyed can exist again?! I demand an explanation as to how something that was destroyed can exist again!
[The Boys exchange looks.]
Brick: Duh! Nice hat, dorko!
[The Boys laugh and high five each other.]
Mojo: How dare you talk to your father that way?!
Rowdyruff Boys: Father?!
[They laugh even harder, until Him suddenly appears behind the boys]
Him: [effeminate] Yes, it seems that the boys have a new father now!
Mojo: What?!
Him: I brought the boys back, so I am their father now!
Mojo: Incorrect! The Rowdyruff Boys were my idea, which means I was the original creator! Yes, it was I who originally created them, which means it was I whose creativity led to the origin of the idea which resulted in the creation of them! Therefore, the idea originated before the actual creating began, resulting in total origination of all creativity!
Brick: [Scratching his head mockingly] Yeah... I didn't get that the first time. Can you repeat that?
[The Boys laugh and high five each other again. Him laughs along with them]
Him: I'm sorry, Mojo. But your creation was destroyed by the Powerpuff Girls. [demonic] And would probably still be destroyed [effeminate] if I didn't revive them! Besides, seeing how I made them better, they should [demonic] remain mine!
Mojo: Better?! How can you make Mojo Jojo's design of the Rowdyruff Boys any better?!
[Him laughs]
Him: [effeminate] By making them immune to the Powerpuff's girly kisses! Now they can't be destroyed by the mere talk of cooties! [demonic] So why don't you run along, chimp-chump?!
[Mojo loses his temper]
Mojo: Those boys were created to do pure evil, which makes me the more fit father, since I am pure evil!
Him: [effeminate] Oh, I'm sorry! But nobody does evil [demonic] THE WAY I DO!
Mojo: That is not so!
Him: [effeminate] Is so!
Mojo: Is not so!
Him: Is so!
Mojo: Is not!
Him: Is so!
Mojo: Is not!
Him: Is so!
Mojo: Is not!
Him: [demonic] Is so!
Mojo: Is not!
Him: IS SO!
Mojo: Very well, then! Since you will not acknowledge that I, Mojo Jojo, the original creator of the Rowdyruff Boys, who were originally created by me, and the more evil father, you leave me no alternative but to prove that I am the more evil father, therefore making me the better parent!
Him: [effeminate] Fine, then! [demonic] And I will prove that I am the evilest parent!
Mojo: Very well, then!
Both: [Him; effeminate] Let the evil begin!

Mojo Jojo: Behold! The TRCP-800.
Boomer: You mean "Totally Rad City Pulverizer"?
[Mojo gives him an exasperated look.]
Mojo Jojo: No, dum-dum.
[Brick hits Boomer.]
Mojo Jojo: "The Remote-Control Pickle"!

Brick: You mean "we can blow things up and stuff?
Mojo: Mmm-hmm.
Brick: Anything?
Mojo Jojo: Anything.

[Him prepares to blow up the sun, destroying the Earth in the process]
Him: [effeminate] Splendidly evil, [demonic] isn't it?
Mojo Jojo: Evil?! How about STUPID?! Yes, thanks to your foolishness, we will be reduced to nothing! Nothing! Like the amount of intelligence inside your head! Nothing! Like the amount of respect I get after 6 SEASONS ON THIS SHOW!!!
[Him turns the sun back to normal]
Mojo Jojo: No, you are not the more evil parent! You are the more STUPID parent, which makes you unfit to be the father of these boys!
Him: [effeminate] Is not so!
Mojo Jojo: Is so!
Him: Not so!
Mojo Jojo: Is so!
Him: Not so!
Mojo Jojo: Is so!
Him: [demonic] Not so!
Rowdyruff Boys: SHUT UP!!!
Brick: We don't care which one of you is more eviler, or more stupider, or whateverer! There's only one evil thing we care about, and that's destroying the Powerpuff Girls!
Rowdyruff Boys: [give a group high five] Yeah!
Brick: Let's go!
[The boys fly to Townsville. Mojo and Him begin to cry with joy]
Mojo Jojo: My... that's the evilest thing I can imagine.
Him: [sniffs; effeminate] All you can do is raise them the best you know how, and hope they turn out right.
Mojo Jojo and Him: [to each other in unison] I'm so proud of them!
[The two villains put an arm around each other]
Narrator: And so, with Mojo and Him finally happy together, the day is doomed, thanks to... the Rowdyruff Boys.

City of Nutsville [6.7b][edit]

Aspirations [6.8][edit]

That's Not My Baby [6.9a][edit]

Simian Says [6.9b][edit]

Mojo Jojo: [after kidnapping the Narrator and taking his place] The city of Townsville. A city that, while being a city, is for some inexplicable reason called "Town." And not only is it called a "Town," but also a "Ville," thus making it a city, town, and village, which seems to me to be redundant and repetitive, which can be quite annoying if you ask me, which you have no choice but to do, for now I, Mojo Jojo, am in charge of... the city of Townsville!

Buttercup: In the stomach or in the face?
Mojo Jojo: How about a third type of opinion?

Blossom: Something feels not right.
Bubbles: We beat up Mojo...
Buttercup: And saved the day...
Blossom: But, what? [They think for a moment]
[The sound of muffled cries is heard.]
Bubbles: Hey, girls! Look!
[He points to a door and Blossom opens it. She then pulls off a piece of tape from the mouth of someone out of the scene.]
Narrator: OW! Oh, girls, thank goodness it's you! I can finally end this nightmare! So once again the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!
Buttercup: I knew something was missing!
Blossom: Goodnight, folks!
[Long pause as the girls simply float on the ending titles screen.]
Buttercup: [Impatiently] Now what?
Narrator: Er... could I have a ride home?
BBs: Of course!

Sun Scream [6.10a][edit]

Narrator: And the Powerpuff Girls are soaking it all up. At the beach!
[On the end of this, pull back slowly to reveal a considerable crowd gathered around them. These onlookers murmur among themselves; none, however, pay any attention to the Professor, who is lounging on a fourth chair nearby and sunning himself]
Little Girl: Can you really fly?
Fat Lady: Have you always been so cool?
Little Boy: Who are you gonna beat up next?
Professor: [He sits up; two young women look his way] Hey! Any questions for me? [chuckling] You know, I invented the Powerpuff Girls. [The pair give him an irritated glance]
Fat Lady: They’re so awesome!
[Fainting Woman cries out, either from excitement or sunstroke, and faints. Behind her, a lifeguard stands up at his platform and shouts in fear; zoom in on him. He points at the sun, which seems rather brighter than normal. The increasing glare whitens the view]
Lifeguard: What is that?
Fainting Woman: It’s heading straight for us! [The girls only sigh in a rather bored manner]
Blossom: Time for the old super vision. [She beams shoot skyward from her eyes. Cut to her perspective and zoom in—it is the surface of the sun, greatly magnified, with a bright spot growing. Pull back from the girls as the Professor leans over to them. All three are now standing for a better look, and normal color has returned]
Professor: Girls, what is it?
Blossom: Looks like some kinda sun flare.
Professor: [He shrieks in fear] A SOLAR FLARE IS HEADING STRAIGHT FOR US!!
[The entire beach is thrown into commotion; people scatter in all directions. Close-up of Buttercup, who tips her shades and laughs a bit]
Buttercup: Amateurs. [Pull back to frame all three]
Blossom: Let’s rock this thing, girls! [They prepare to take off, but the next line stops them]
Professor: [offscreen] Girls, you forgot your sunscreen!
[Now Blossom lowers her sunglasses to throw a funny look in his direction]
Blossom: Professor, we’re kinda in a hurry.
Bubbles: Yeah, we’re cool.
Buttercup: And, uh, sunscreen is for nerds.
[Cut to him. He is merrily slathering the stuff onto his chest and has already daubed his nose. Buttercup’s words bring him up short; pull back as the two young women who were near his chair laugh and point at him. However, he soon smiles again and addresses them]
Professor: Oh, do you girls also wear sunscreen? Did you know that it was invented by a scientist? [Pause; the women laugh some more, and one points]
Woman: Nerd!

Bubbles: [from inside the house] It hurts so bad. [Inside, they are lying on their bed, still in swimsuits which is causing a sunburn]
Blossom: The sunburn or the humiliation?
Bubbles: Both. [A tear falls; they all groan in pain]
Buttercup: And the worst part is, there was nothing we could have done to prevent it.
Bubbles: Maybe we should get the Professor’s, uh, help.
Buttercup: I don’t need nobody’s help, and I don’t need nobody laughing at my sunburn!
Blossom: [groaning] Buttercup’s right. We have to maintain our professional image.
Bubbles: Well, then, how are we gonna fight crime?
Buttercup: Yeah. We can barely even move.
Blossom: I think that we should have faith in the goodness of Townsville’s citizens.

City of Frownsville [6.10b][edit]

West in Pieces [6.11][edit]

Crazy Mixed Up Puffs [6.12a][edit]

Mizzen in Action [6.12b][edit]

Roughing It Up [6.13a][edit]

What's the Big Idea? [6.13b][edit]

Nuthin' Special [6.14a][edit]

Buttercup: Huh! Forget it! I ain't got no special skills! I ain't special!
Blossom: Aww. Buttercup, you may not have a special power.
Bubbles: But you're still special.
Buttercup: But- [Turns around] But- but nothin'! I thought I had a special power, but I don't! I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL, BUT I'M NOT!! SO THERE!!
[Buttercup sticks her tongue out at her sisters and curls it; and Blossom look shocked]
Bubbles: What did you just do?!
Buttercup: What?! Stick my tongue out?! You wanna see that again so you can copy that too?! Well, here!
[She sticks her tongue out again and once again curls it]
Blossom: You can...
Bubbles: Curl your tongue?
Buttercup: Yeah, so? What's the big deal? I've always been able to do that. See?
[She once again sticks her tongue out and curls it again]

Neighbor Hood [6.14b][edit]

I See a Funny Cartoon in Your Future [6.15a][edit]

Octi-Gone [6.15b][edit]

[last lines of the series]
[Everyone, including Bubbles, Blossom, and Buttercup angrily wait outside the bathroom door, waiting for Mojo.]
Bubbles: MOJO!!! You get out of there right now! You're nothing but a big party crasher!
Narrator: And so once again, the day is saved. Thanks to The Powerpuff Girls and the contaminated cream pie.

Movies and specials[edit]

The Powerpuff Girls Movie[edit]

'Twas the Fight Before Christmas[edit]

Princess Morbucks: Who would want a stupid old BB gun?
Powerpuff Girls: [gasped] Princess!
Princess Morbucks: Besides, you'll shoot your eye out. [cut to her] Since my daddy buys me anything I want, I only have one thing on my list for Santa: to be a Powerpuff Girl!
Blossom: [to Princess] Don't hold your breath, Princess.
Princess Morbucks: What? Why?!
Bubbles: Because Santa has his own list, and he checks it twice. It says who's naughty and who's nice.
Princess Morbucks: So?!
Bubbles: Duh, You're naughty.
Princess Morbucks: [gasps] Nuh-uh!
Blossom: Yeah-huh!
Princess Morbucks: Nuh-uh!
Buttercup: Yeah-huh!
Princess Morbucks: NUH-UH!!
Bubbles: YEAH-HUH!
Princess Morbucks: Prove it!
Blossom: You bought the city and legalized crime!
Buttercup: You hired Mojo to try and destroy us!
Bubbles: You gave us a bomb for our birthday!
Buttercup: You teamed up with three felons and went on a crime spree!
Bubbles: You tricked our friend Robin into stealing! And then you tattled on her!
Blossom: You're a spoiled brat who's greedy and jealous! And you don't care who you step on to get what you want!
Princess Morbucks: And your point is?
[The Powerpuff Girls sit back down and sigh in frustration; then the bell rings]
Blossom: The point, Princess, is that you better change your ways or all you're ever gonna get from Santa is a big, fat lump of coal in your stocking.
[Princess starts shaking angrily. But suddenly that sound of the Santa doll snaps her out of it. Pull back to show the toy walking slowly towards her; when it is within striking distance, she boots it hard enough to break it and send springs flying]

Princess Morbucks: Spoiled?! Greedy?! Bratty?! Naughty?! NAAAAAUGHTYYYY?!?!? DRIVER! Do you know what those rotten old Powerpuffs said to me today?! They said I was naughty! Can you believe that?
Driver: (coughs) Yes. [coughs]
Princess Morbucks: Me?! Naughty?! I'm not naughty, am I?!
Driver: Well, uh, I'll... oops! Seems my finger has slipped! [closes the window] Phew! That was close.
[The phone rings; the driver hesitates and slowly picks up the phone]
Princess Morbucks: [on the phone] WELL?!? YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!!
Driver: KKKKKHHHH! You're-you're-you're breaking up! KKKKKHHH-KKKKKKKKHHHHH! I'm going through a-unnel! -Alk-late-
Princess Morbucks: [bangs on the window and sticks her head out] NO, WE'RE NOT!! I'M IN THE CAR, YOU TWIT!!

Princess Morbucks: Servant, tell me. Do you think that I'm naughty? [his eyes dart nervously about before her next word shakes the entire room] WELL!?
Servant: [stammering] I think my...biscuits are burning. [dashes off]
[Princess fumes and knocks her soup bowl aside]

Princess Morbucks: Nanny!
Nanny: Yes? [forcing a smile] Sweetheart?
Princess Morbucks: Am I naughty?
[Tense pause]
Nanny: Time for bed! Lights out. [runs off and The lights go out as the door to the hall slams. Princess glares after her for a moment]
Princess Morbucks: Wait! I need another pillow! [pause; silence] Fine! I'll just go get it myself! [gets up from her bed to get another pillow and gets crushed by a bunch of coal] Naughty, huh? I'll show you who's naughty! [throws a piece of coal]

Princess Morbucks: Well, this time, I am gonna be a Powerpuff Girl! [slams the door open] And I'm sure not gonna let some elf with a weight problem stop me! [gets into a cart driven by her driver] Ha! We'll show them! And I'll show those Powerpukes who's naughty and who's nice!

Princess Morbucks: So now every kid in the world gets coal! And I get what I've always deserved: [turning around; zoom in] To be a Powerpuff Girl!
[She fires lasers from her eyes; the girls bear the full brunt of this assault and drop like rocks, landing face first in the snow to cut three Powerpuff snow angels into it. They quickly emerge]
Buttercup: This is so wrong! [Close-up of the other two]
Blossom: How could Santa believe that Princess is nice?!
Bubbles: Excuse me?! How could Santa believe that I am naughty?! [Pan slightly to Buttercup]
Buttercup: 'Cause you snooped on other people's presents!
[Bubbles gives her a hard sidelong glance of tranquil fury and takes a second or two to get herself under control]
Bubbles: Look. I already told you, I only looked 'cause we didn't have any presents, so I wanted to see if any other kids had any presents.
Blossom: Enough chatter, girls. We better find Santa and fast.
[They start to take off into the night, but Princess blocks their exit]
Princess Morbucks: Oh, no, you don't. [Zoom in slowly on her] I knew you conceited little ingrates wouldn't be able to accept the fact that Santa thinks you're naughty.
[On the end of this, cut to Blossom and Buttercup trading a suspicious look - they are starting to figure out the scam. Princess moves in a bit closer to the girls]
Princess Morbucks: But I'm not gonna let you brats ruin my Christmas.
Buttercup: [moving in on her] Forget it, Princess. We're so gonna tell Santa on you!
Princess Morbucks: [sweetly, flying away a short distance] Not if I tell on you first.
[She leaves a yellow light trail behind her]
Bubbles: We didn't do anything?
Princess Morbucks: Oh, yeah? [pitifully, hamming it up] "Oh, Santa Claus, as the only nice child in the whole world, I felt it was my duty to warn you about the three naughty girls who were so angry you gave them coal..." [Cut to them, bristling at this; she continues, offscreen] "...that they're coming to destroy your workshop and ruin Christmas forever." [Back to her; she takes on the sweet tone again] Oh, Santa...
[She gives them her biggest and most vicious grin, drops to a rooftop, and bounces off it to head for the city proper, her laughter echoing in the air.]

Santa Claus: [angrily] Ho, ho, ho! [shift to frame all five] What's with all the crashing and the smashing, and the smashing and the crashing? Huh? I'm out delivering coal all night long, and I come home to the Smashing-and-Crashing Gang?!
Bubbles: But...
Santa Claus: Uh-uh! No buts! I ain't listenin' to no buts from some no-good naughty kids! And no no-good little naughty kids are gonna tell me what's what! 'Cause guess what? ANSWER ME!!!
[The four cringe at Santa's screaming]
Blossom: [nervously] Uh...
Santa Claus: That's right! First time, first time it's ever happened. [walking to his computer] Every last little no-good, good-for-nothin' kid in the stinkin' world was naughty! [voice breaking] Naughty! Naughty! Naughty little kids the world over! [Princess Morbucks peeks in] Except for one. One nice sweet little girl.
Buttercup: You're wrong!
Santa Claus: [angrily] Oh, I am, huh?! [turning to them, holding printout] Well, I's gots the list, baby. Check it!
Princess Morbucks: Yeah! Check it! [kicks it over, sending a cascade of pages unfolding from the accordion stack toward the girls to bury them. They pop out, inspect different sections, and gasp at what they find: Remember, this is the "nice" list that was falsified]
Santa Claus: Yeah! A million bazillion good-for-nothin's on this list! [holding up Post-It from his monitor] And one little itty bitty, perfect little angel over here.
Princess Morbucks: [sticking tongue out] Nyah!
Bubbles: That's not right! Maybe you didn't check the list twice!
Buttercup: Yeah! Princess is the naughtiest kid ever!
Blossom: She must've snuck up here and switched the lists!
Princess Morbucks: NUH-UH!! Santa, don't listen to them! [points at the Powerpuff Girls] They're just jealous 'cause they got coal! [Powerpuff Girls stare at her angrily] They're jealous 'cause I'm nicer, I'm smarter, I'm prettier, and I'm better than them! So they wouldn't let me be a Powerpuff Girl! THAT MAKES THEM NAUGHTY!! [points at the girls]
Santa Claus: [remembering the girls] You mean the Powerpuff Girls? Not the same Powerpuff Girls who are always helping people and saving the day and being really good? I mean, REALLY good! [the Girls smile and nod] Yeah! Yeah! See, that explains all the flying and floating and stuff!
[There is a shockful silence for a few seconds; suddenly, Santa gets really angry]
Princess Morbucks: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! [She starts rubbing her ear]
Santa Claus: I have no other choice. You are so rotten, SO despicable, so naughty, I'm putting you on the... [points up at a really big and tall naughty list] PERMANENT NAUGHTY PLAQUE!!! BUM BUM BUMMMMMMMM!
[Princess gasps in unmitigated fear, knowing that justice is about to be served. Extreme close-up of Santa's lifted index finger and follow it slowly through the air as he brings it to his nose. He touches the tip; a flash of snowflakes, and Princess' name is now cut into the metal as well, signifiying her permanent naughty status for the rest of her life. She screams in horror at the sight; back to Santa, his arms folded in finality]
[She takes off and smashes an exit for herself through the office wall. Visible only as a bright speck, she makes a beeline for the distant mountains. Santa and the girls move closer to the hole to watch her go. He turns to them, holds up his finger without a word, and touches it to his nose. Cut to the fleeing Princess who, in a flash, suddenly finds herself back in her street clothes. She soars along a few hundred yards more before realizing that she has been stripped of her powers, then loses her forward momentum and drops from sight with a sharp gasp. Screaming, she plummets toward the snowy expanse and plows deep into it. A second later, she slowly emerges from the hole, with snow covering her from head to toe, and forces her eyes open through the covering. Pull back into the office; she cannot be seen from this far away]

[Princess flies in front of Buttercup, who is shocked; Princess then slaps her]
Buttercup: Ow! Quit it!
[Princess slaps her again]
Buttercup: Ow! Quit it!
[Princess slaps her once again]
Buttercup: Ow! Quit it!
[An annoyed Buttercup jumps on Princess' back and kicks her far away from herself]
Buttercup: QUIT IIIIIIIIIT!!!!!
Princess Morbucks: Thanks, Einstein!
[Buttercup stares at Princess, but then Blossom and Bubbles grab her]
Blossom: Good job, Buttercup.
Bubbles: Yeah, nice one.
Buttercup: Oh, shut up!

Princess Morbucks: Now, if I were a big, fat, bearded oaf, where would I keep that stupid list?

Princess Morbucks: [Referring to Santa] Who does that blimp think he is denying me presents?! Ohh!

Buttercup: [To Bubbles] I'm busy.
Blossom: Doing what?
Buttercup: Writing my wish list for Santa.
Bubbles: Are you crazy?! You're only giving him 2 days to prepare?! And that's even if he gets it on time!
Buttercup: Oh, yeah? When did you send yours, Smarty Pants?
Bubbles: December 26.
Buttercup: Ha! That's after Christmas!
Bubbles: December 26, last year!
[She blows Buttercup a raspberry]

Professor: Every year, it's the same darn thing! I can make three little kids out of seasoning, but I can't get these lights to work!

Recurring Quotes[edit]

Narrator: [Title Sequence Narration] Sugar... spice... and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction...Chemical X!- Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra-superpowers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil!

Voice Cast[edit]

See also[edit]

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