Bud: We got as far as Rochester in upstate New York to see Syliva's sister in '67, but no.
Scott: They can't help the way they look up here. It's a bit rude to make fun of an entire country, don't you think?
Mother Nature: Jack Frost, you are hereby charged with 273 counts of attempted upstaging of Santa Claus. You froze a volcano in Hawaii. You made it snow in the Amazon. And you frosted Mexico, sending all of the geese North for the winter. You have violated the Legendary Figures Code of Conduct in a manner that is both willful and malicious.
Jack: Excuse me... Did you just accuse me of being skillful and delicious.
Scott: Oh, please.
Jack: Guilty as charged.
Mother Nature: [to Jack Frost] You made it snow in Mexico sending all the birds North for the winter.
Easter Bunny: And you kill fruit.
Scott: I thought the idea was to give them the sleeping powder when we got them in the car.
Sandman: I just couldn't listen to the Yosemite story again.
Jack: Yeah, and…?
Scott: Elfficers! I have Him! Jack, this isn't funny! Unfreeze the parents right now!
Jack: No way, Claus. I can't unfreeze them without unfreezing myself and that is something I'll never do.
Scott: Mother Nature, help me out. Can you thaw him out?
Mother Nature: I'm Sorry, Santa. Our powers don't work on other legendary figures.
Jack: Isn't that a shame?
Scott: [Looks at Lucy & walks to her] What do you say, Luce?
Lucy: Do you think it'll work?
Scott: The question is you.
[Lucy looks at Scott, hands over the snowglobe & walked to Frost]
Jack: OK. This is what you're reduced to. Sending a little girl in to save the day, are we? What are you going to do, adorablise me? Sweet me into submission? Cute me to death? Make me change my [Lucy hugs him] WAYYYYY.... [starts heating up] Hey, I feel so strange. I feel so slushy inside. [purrs] Do I smell suntan lotion? I feel so tropical. Miguel, dos platos de nachos, por favor? What's happening to me?!
Lucy: I'm warming your heart.
Jack: But they told me it couldn't be done.
Lucy: But they didn't know about magical hugs.
[Everyone Looked at Jack Frost Being Warm.]
Jack: [smiles I think I like it.
[Everyone Looked at Jack Frost good as new as the ice Started to thaw on the Millers & Causing them to be unfrozen & Neil Hugs Charlie]
Lucy: Mom, Dad!
Lucy: Mom! Dad!
Neil: Group hug!
[Everyone Hugged Neil & Lucy Miller]
Neil: Feel the love.
[Everyone was Proud that Neil & Lucy Miller are unfrozen & Scott & Carol Kiss together with a reformed Jack Frost & It's time for Mrs. Clause's baby to be born.]
Mrs. Clause: I think it's time.
Scott: Oh, about 10:00.
Mrs. Clause: No, I think it's time to deliver the package.
Scott: Midnight as usual.
Mrs. Clause: I think it's time to deliver the "package". (I saying the baby's coming!)
Scott: (Sure, the baby's c– Oh…) IT'S TIME TO DELIVER THE PACKAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!
Jack Frost: [to original Santa Clause] Hey, you!
[The original Santa Clause alarms, and falls off the roof.]
Jack Frost: No one even thanks you for all the effort.
Scott: What do you mean "no thank yous"? What about all the presents, the cookies and the milk? This junk is not what Christmas is about!
Jack Frost: Why?
Scott: Because you tricked me!
Mother Nature: Sandman! [slams fist on table]
Sandman: [wakes up suddenly] I'm up. I'm up.
Jack: Would you like to be my elf?
Jack: You heard me.
Mrs. Clause: And then the most magical thing of all is that I got to deliver just before Santa had to deliver.
[Scott walks in with his baby boy.]
Scott: Are you telling the stories again?
[The crowd sees Scott's Baby Boy.]
Elves: So cute.
Scott: Make sure you get to the part about Santa changing a mean diaper.
[The Elves laughed]
Child Elf: So who got to pick out the name?
Mrs. Clause: That was easy. We named him after his grandpa.