Bud: We got as far as Rochester in upstate New York to see Syliva's sister in '67, but no.
Scott: They can't help the way they look up here. It's a bit rude to make fun of an entire country, don't you think?
Mother Nature: Jack Frost, you are hereby charged with 273 counts of attempted upstaging of Santa Claus. You froze a volcano in Hawaii. You made it snow in the Amazon. And you frosted Mexico, sending all of the geese North for the winter. You have violated the Legendary Figures Code of Conduct in a manner that is both willful and malicious.
Jack: Excuse me... Did you just accuse me of being skillful and delicious.
Scott: Oh, please.
Jack: Guilty as charged.
Mother Nature: [to Jack Frost] You made it snow in Mexico sending all the birds North for the winter.
Easter Bunny: And you kill fruit.
Scott: I thought the idea was to give them the sleeping powder when we got them in the car.
Sandman: I just couldn't listen to the Yosemite story again.
Jack: Yeah? And?
Scott: Elfficers! I have Him!
Scott: Jack! This isn't funny! Unfreeze the Parents Right now!
Jack: No way, Claus!!
[It's time for Mrs. Clause's baby to be born.]
Mrs. Clause: I think it's time.
Scott: Oh, about 10:00.
Mrs. Clause: No, I think it's time to deliver the package.
Scott: Midnight as usual.
Mrs. Clause: I think it's time to deliver the "package".
Scott: IT'S TIME TO DELIVER THE PACKAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!