The Secret Life of Pets 2

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The Secret Life of Pets 2 is a 2019 American 3D computer animated comedy film produced by Illumination. It is the sequel to The Secret Life of Pets and the second feature film in the franchise. The film was theatrically released in the United States on June 7, 2019 by Universal Pictures.

The film features the original voices from the first movie - Eric Stonestreet, Kevin Hart, Jenny Slate, Ellie Kemper, Lake Bell, Dana Carvey, Hannibal Buress and Bobby Moynihan. However, Patton Oswalt replaces Louis C.K. as Max in the sequel. New voices featured Tiffany Haddish, Lake Bell, Nick Kroll and Harrison Ford.

Directed by Chris Renaud and co-directed by Jonathan del Val. Written by Brian Lynch. Produced by Chris Meledandri and Janet Healy.


  • So many smells I've never smelled before! My nose is so confused, and happy!


  • It's snow-time, baby.
  • I'm gonna be the first rabbit with washboard glutes. I’m not even sure what glutes are, but, mine are gonna be shredded! [Chloe: Oh, yeah, That’s, uh... that’s fascinating.] Let me tell you something! Criminals are gonna take one good look at my glutes, and they're just gonna give up! Okay, this is obviously glued to the floor.
  • I just freed a tiger. That's not bragging, I'm just saying what happened. When you're awesome, everything you say sounds like bragging.
  • Say goodbye Monkey!


  • [about Max's favorite toy, Busy Bee] Oh, I just love him immediately. It's like we're his parents. It's like you're the dad and I'm the mom, and we're in a relationship and this is our baby. [Max: Well, uh...] It's exactly like that. Exactly!


  • My name is Daisy, and I really got to talk to him. I don't mean to sound dramatic, but a poor defenseless animal needs saving. I need Captain Snowball for a top secret mission.


  • My owner got a new puppy. [Tiny: My name's Tiny.] Nobody cares!
  • Oh, hello, Snowball. [Snowball: Hi, Pops. What’s going on?] Oh, you know, just returning your giant tiger. Oh, fun fact. He trashed my apartment! This thing ate a flat screen like it was a pita chip!
  • Oh, now you've done it. Pickles is pissed!


  • Hey, Maxie, let's say we go for a walk.
  • [taking Max to the vet] You've been so stressed lately, but this vet is going to help you.


  • The first step of not being afraid is acting like you're not afraid, so... are you scared? [Max: No…] Are you scared?! [Max: No! No, I'm not!] Now, you're talking!
  • Guy's got 2 things in this life: his water bowl and his dignity. You take one, you take the other.



  • I love you, Max.


Sergei: Do not tiger out of you!
Max: You know what, Sergei, that's it Sergei is breaks the rules! [Max furious runs and bites Sergei]
Sergei: [screams] He bit me! I'll kill Max! I'll never tell officer! NEVER!!

[Max is at the waiting room in a veterinarian's office]
Cat: First time here?
Max: Uh, yeah.
Cat: Oh, Dr. Francis is the best veterinarian in the business! You're gonna love him! He specializes in behavioral disorders.
Max: Behavioral disorders?
Cat: Yeah.
Max: But I don't have a behavioral disorder. I mean... I-I-I mean I worry a little, sure, but it's a dangerous world. You'd be crazy not to... to worry.
Cat: Yeah, I'm fine, too. It's my human that's nuts. I mean, y'know, I bring her a dead bird, she throws it out! I bring her a dead mouse, right in the garbage! IS NOTHING I DO GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, MOTHER?!? [yowls and hisses as his owner restrains him]
Max: Okay...
Hamster: I run, and I run, and I run, and I run, and I get out, and I've gone... nowhere. NOWHERE!!!
Max: Uh...
Dog: My owner always says, "You're such a good dog!" And I feel like a good dog. But... what if deep down I'm a bad dog? WHAT IF I'M A BAD DOG?!?
Max: Heheh...
Kitten twins: [sweetly] We start fires. [they both smile maliciously]
[Max finally screams and falls off the chair]
Katie: Max?



  • Henry Lynch as Liam
  • Kiely Renaud as Molly

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