The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles

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The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles was a television show created by George Lucas that ran on ABC from 1992 - 1993, along with several made-for-TV movies from 1995 - 1996. The series was re-edited and completed in a chronological viewing order as The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones in 1999.


My First Adventure[edit]

Passions for Life[edit]

The Perils of the Cupid[edit]

Travels with Father[edit]

Anna Jones: [scolding Indy] Henry, we are guests in this house.
Henry Jones, Sr.: Guests, Junior. Not rampaging barbarians.

Anna Jones: Your father will deal with you in the morning.
Indiana Jones: What's he gonna do?
Anna Jones: Have you shot in the morning. I will provide the blindfold.

Leo Tolstoy: You reeking little swine, how dare you shoot me in the ass!
Indiana Jones: I thought you were a giant weazle.
Leo Tolstoy: Do I look like a giant weazle? Is it my twitching snout? My long, hairless tail? Are all little English boys as stupid as you?
Indiana Jones: I'm not English, I'm American.
Leo Tolstoy: That explains it.

Indiana Jones: You have dogs? So do I. One I mean, her name's Indiana. I haven't seen her in over a year, though. 'Cause we've been traveling so much.
Leo Tolstoy: You miss her?
Indiana Jones: Yeah, you bet I do. Can't wait to see her when we get home. Wonder if she'll still remember me.
Leo Tolstoy: Of course she will. Dogs are better than people.

Indiana Jones: Hey, they were calling you Tolstoy. I think my father has some of your books. Didn't you write that eh, that really big fat one about war?
Leo Tolstoy: And peace.
Indiana Jones: No kiddin'. My father thinks you're great!
Leo Tolstoy: Your dad's an imbicile.
Indiana Jones: He's usually not wrong about this stuff. You should ask him.

Indiana Jones: Father, I don't think that he understand your ancient Greek.
Henry Jones, Sr.: Well he should have understood it.

Indiana Jones: Father, I really doubt if a bus is even gonna come and if it does, there's probably only one a day and, and it's probably already gone!
Henry Jones, Sr.: Junior, you are now being cynical. [beneath his breath] Yes sir. See, after skeptsism comes cynicism.

Indiana Jones: [Indy and his father are splashing around in a lake] I didn't even know you could swim.
Henry Jones, Sr.: There's a lot you don't know about me, Junior. [splashes water at his son] When I was five years old, I used to go swimming in a loch. Now that was cold!

Indiana Jones: [Indy and his father are splashing around in a lake] Father!
Henry Jones, Sr.: What?
Indiana Jones: You know how you said that we should let ourselves be consumed by nature?
Henry Jones, SrYes.
Indiana Jones: Well, nature is consuming our clothes.

Indiana Jones: So your name's Aristotle?
Artistotle: Yes. So my wife said: Aristotle, she said, if you don't call that donkey Plato, you gonna have noone to talk to [laughs riotously]

Artistotle: Hey, are you interested in politics?
Henry Jones, Sr.: No not much.
Artistotle: Ah, then you're an idiot.
Henry Jones, Sr.: [brief pause] Thank you, Aristotle.
Artistotle: My pleasure. [laughs]
Henry Jones, Sr.: No, he's right, Junior. Our word 'idiot' comes from a Greek word which means 'one who is not interested in politics'.
Indiana Jones: Yeah, I, I'll remember that.

Indiana Jones: I'm bored.
Henry Jones, Sr.: Bored? Bored? We're sitting in one of the most fascinating libraries in this part of the world and you're bored?
Indiana Jones: It's also the only library.
Henry Jones, Sr.: I will not have you bored.

Indiana Jones: A ladder is made of wood, right?
Henry Jones, Sr.: Yes.
Indiana Jones: This cage is made out of wood.
Henry Jones, Sr.: So?
Indiana Jones: Ergo, our cage is a ladder.
Henry Jones, Sr.': That's not what I call Aristotlian logic.
Indiana Jones: We need a ladder, father. Let's turn our cage into a ladder.

Journey of Radiance[edit]

Spring Break Adventure[edit]

Love’s Sweet Song[edit]

Trenches of Hell[edit]

Demons of Deception[edit]

Phantom Train of Doom[edit]

Oganga, the Giver and Taker of Life[edit]

Attack of the Hawkmen[edit]

Hobie: [recognizing Indy] I don't believe this, guys, this captain we've been sent is the same little punk who used to run errands for me back in college.

Indiana Jones: What's so funny?
Len: Well you see the longest any reconnaissance guy ever lasted with us is eight days.
Indiana Jones: Why is that?
Len: Well, you fly in low and slow and you got a camera in your hand when what you need is a gun.
Hobie: Hey dog breath, give him a break.
Len: The kid ought to know, right?

Green: [to Von Richthoven] I should have known ya by your tactics. Under the sun. Swift and sudden from behind.

Baron Von Richthofen: Sergeant?
Sargeant: Yes?
Baron Von Richthofen: I want you to paint my albatross red.
Sargeant: Red? Your plane will be visible for miles. You cannot hide. It's to bold.
Baron Von Richthofen: I will not hide from anyone. We are bold and we will let them know it. Just paint it!

Indiana Jones: [a German plane has just dropped a message in a canister] It's from Richthofen.
Hobie: How do you know?
Indiana Jones: I had lunch with him.

Charles Nungesser: [having been challenged to a duel] Well, well, I seem to have finally got Richthofen were I want him.
Raoul Lufbery: Are you going alone?
Charles Nungesser: Of course. We may be at war, but we are still gentlemen.

Baron Von Richthofen: I will make it a priority to deny them the pleasure of filming my death. I believe the heart of the matter is very simple. To shoot down the cameraman first.

Francois: [opening a specially prepared suitcase] Ehm, It is a fitted suitcase, hm? Hairbrush, razor, hair oil.
Indiana Jones: Oh, I- I, I never use hair oil.
Francois: It is not hair oil. It is invisible ink.

Indiana Jones: What is this?
Charles Nungesser: It's the parachute.
Indiana Jones: A parachute? What's it for?
Charles Nungesser: Didn't they tell you? That is how our spies are dropped behind enemy lines
Indiana Jones: What?
Charles Nungesser: You jump out of the airplane with it.
Indiana Jones: I'm not gonna ...
Charles NungesserIt's the latest experimental model. Small enough to wear on your back. Now. Just climb aboard and sit down.
Indiana Jones: I have a bad feeling about this.

General Von Kramer: [giving a tour of the factory] And over here they are working on a new process to refine helium.
Alhorn: If we can perfect the method we will eliminate the explosive dangers of hydrogen.
General Von Kramer: So this is not the place to light up one of your big fat cigars, Mr. Fokker.

Anthony Fokker: Wars come and go. Humanity suffers. But Knowledge and science survive.

Anthony Fokker: Genius is not enough, Forssman, one must be practical as well.

General Von Kramer: With this plane, we can now bomb New York. Do you agree, Herr Fokker?
Anthony Fokker: Possibly. Let me work on it. I will make it fly twice as far.

Adventures in the Secret Service[edit]

Espionage Escapades[edit]

Daredevils of the Desert[edit]

Tales of Innocence[edit]

Masks of Evil[edit]

Treasure of the Peacock’s Eye[edit]

Zyke: I would like to repay you for the kindness... [Slaps Indy across the face] But it's not in my nature.

Remy: Listen sir, all we want is to get back to civilization.
Bronislaw Malinowski: This is civilization.
Remy: A civilized civilization!

Bronislaw Malinowski: Kanoo, break through your sea passage, fly through peril, leave your imprint in the sand. Perhaps we'll meet again.
Indiana Jones: I hope so

Wind’s of Change[edit]

Mystery of the Blues[edit]

Scandal of 1920[edit]

Hollywood Follies[edit]

Erich Von Stroheim: I am an artist!


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