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Zathura is a 2005 American science fiction fantasy adventure film about two squabbling brothers who start a simple game that becomes a space adventure.

A New Adventure From the World of Jumanji (taglines)

10-Year-Old Walter[edit]

  • Times change.
  • [to a robot] Get me a juice box, BIATCH!
  • How could you move a piece by accident? It's stuck to the game. That's impossible, you cheated!
  • [to Danny; angrily] Everything's your fault, it's your fault Mom and Dad got divorced!
  • [to Danny] I'm your brother. And that's what being a brother means. Means I'll never let anything happen to you.
  • [to Lisa] Still think I have gorgeous eyes?


  • [to Walter] You're such a dick!
  • [card reads "Flunk Space Academy, Go Back 1 Space"] I'm not even going to comment on that.

Astronaut (25-Year-Old Walter)[edit]

  • [pointing at Danny] Danny spun me.


Dad: By the way, it makes me uncomfortable when you say "hooking up."
Lisa: Why? It's not like it means anything.
Dad: Hope it doesn't.
Lisa: It doesn't. It's just an expression.
Dad: I hope it is.
Lisa: It is! God! We never should've rented Thirteen.

Danny: [to Walter, after he turns off the game Danny was playing on the PlayStation 2.] Hey!
Walter: [to Danny] Dad said no video games.
Danny: He did not. Fine.
[Walter changes the channel to SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Bubblestand."]
Patrick Star: [on TV, laughing at the bubble elephant] It's a giraffe!
[Danny laughs until Walter changes the channel]
SportsCenter Announcer: This is SportsCenter!
Danny: Hey! I was watching that!
SportsCenter Announcer: It is Oakland. It is Boston. It is Manny Ramirez.
Danny: Can't we watch SpongeBob?
Walter: No.
Danny: You used to like it.
Walter: Times change.
Danny: Tarter sauce. I'm hungry.
Walter: So, what do you want me to do about it?
Danny: Make me macaroni and cheese.
Walter: I don't know how.
Danny: I'm hungry. What do you know how to make?
Walter: Water.

[Danny accidentally hits Walter in the face with a baseball.]
Walter: YOU'RE DEAD!! [jumps off the chair and angrily chases after Danny]
Danny: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Walter and Danny: Lisa, no wait, Lisa!
Danny: Oh, man!
Walter: Wait, that didn't count. Let me go again. [tries to push GO button, but it jams] It's stuck!
Danny: Maybe we have to take turns. [pushes button and number on panel spins] See, it was my turn.

Walter: Go.
Danny: No.
Walter: Go.
Danny: NO!
Walter: GO!

Walter: [Danny said he moved the piece by accident.] How can you move the piece by accident if it's stuck to the game?! That's impossible! You cheated!

Walter: You're such a baby.
Danny: I'm not a baby.
Astronaut: [overlapping Walter and Danny.] Slow down, slow down, slow down!
Walter: Yes, you ARE a baby.
Danny: I'm not a baby!
Walter: You're a baby!
Astronaut: [trying to overlap Walter and Danny] Nobody is a baby here!
Danny: I'm not a baby!
Walter: [yelling] You are a little baby!
Astronaut: [covering Danny's mouth, halting the argument] JEEZ! It won't stop! Please! OK, let's play the game.
Walter: Fine. [pushes "Go" button, but the number on the panel keeps spinning] Won't stop spinning.
Danny: What's wrong with it?
Walter: You broke it.
Astronaut: [sees yellow card] Oh, look. There's the card. See? It fixed itself.
Walter: [reads card] "CAUGHT CHEATING. Automatic ejection?" Does it mean me?
Danny: Well, you did move the piece.
Walter: He's the one who chea... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! [flies up out through the hole in the house's roof and gets sucked into space while screaming, and one of Walter's Nike sneakers falls off]
Danny: Walter! [astronaut gets the turbo-jet-pack] [runs up the stairs] Hang on, Walter! I'll save you!
Walter: Help!
Danny: Wait a minute! I got an idea! [Walter hangs on by his fingertips and Danny gets the lamp.] I'm going to swing this lamp up to you and you grab it and I'll pull you down.
Walter: I can't hang on any longer! [He's gonna slip off.]
Danny: [throws the lamp and breaks it] Don't worry! I'll get another lamp!
Astronaut: [comes with a turbo-jet-pack on his back] Stand back! [blasts off to get Walter down.]
Danny: [waiting for Walter to come down] Walter! [looking at the hole] Walter! Oh no! [astronaut got Walter down] You okay? Are you okay?
Walter: Get away from me.
Danny: Sorry. [gives the other shoe to Walter]
Walter: Don't talk to me 'til we get home. [puts his other shoe on]

Robot: [breaks trough the door] EMERGENCY! [The Zorgons all growl.] ALIEN LIFE-FORM MUST DESTROY!
Walter: He still wants to kill me! [robot grabs his neck]
Danny: Use the card, quick!
Walter: [holds the card to the robot] Reprogram!
Robot: [repair bot appears to fix the robot and shuts it down. The robot then lets go of Walter's neck] ALIEN LIFE-FORM! [Zorgons growling] MUST DESTROY! [uses his jet booster to chase them, Danny and Walter follow them, the Zorgons trying to escape to their battleship and the robot used his jet booster again to attack their battleships] ALIEN LIFE-FORM MUST DESTORY! [Zorgon's second battleship explodes while the robot still attacking]
Walter: So I guess that is what the reprogram card is for!
Danny: I like that card.
Walter: It's a good card.

[Danny and Walter are discussing things, not noticing a surviving Zorgon coming down the stairs behind them.]
Danny: Hey, where's Lisa?
[Danny's piano suddenly crashes down the stairs and flattens the Zorgon. Lisa is revealed to have been the one to push it.]
Lisa: upstairs!

[The boys have just returned from the Zathura world, Danny has his finger at the "Go" button on the board.]
Walter: Don't push the button.
[Danny slowly takes his finger off the "Go" button.]

[last lines]
Lisa: We never speak of this, agreed?
Walter: Never happened.
Danny: Never happened.
Walter: Still think I have gorgeous eyes? [Lisa stares at Danny and Walter, who laugh]
Danny: Walter.
Walter: What? [they started going around in circles and got to their mom's car, and their bike comes down after being up there in space.]


  • A new adventure from the world of Jumanji.
  • Adventure is waiting.


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