The Powerpuff Girls

The Powerpuff Girls is an American animated show created by Craig McCracken. It follows the adventures of Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup, three little girls literally created from sugar, spice and everything nice. Their creator and father, Professor Utonium, adds Chemical X by mistake, giving the girls superpowers. They use their gifts to save the city of Townsville.

Season 1

Monkey See, Doggy Do/Mommy Fearest [1.1]

Blossom: Gee, I sure hope we can find a trail.

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[After changing everyone in Townsville into dogs with the Anubis Head]

Mojo: All right, you flea-bitten curs! Heel! I, Mojo Jojo, am your master, and you shall obey my commands like the dogs you are! Because I am your master, it is I who you will obey! Obeying commands is what you will do! I will give you commands, and you will obey them!

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Blossom: Not so fast...

Buttercup: Mojo...

Bubbles: Jojo!

[The Girls are changed into dogs]

Mojo: Too late, Powerpuffs! Or should I say, "Power-pups"?

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[After the girls are grounded, Ima sneaks out of the house; the hotline rings]

Blossom: Hello?

Mayor: Blossom, it's the Mayor.

Blossom: Oh, hello, Mayor.

Mayor: Blossom, I need your help right away!

Blossom: Sorry, Mayor, but we're grounded.

Mayor: Well, you've picked a fine night to be grounded; Sedusa is robbing my safe of its jewels as we speak! Hey, put those back!

Blossom: Sedusa?!? [realizing the coincidence] Yes, that is quite a coincidence we got grounded. Don't worry, Mayor, we'll catch Sedusa... as soon as she gets home.

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Professor: Oh Girls, I’m back from the store?! [drops his groceries upon seeing the fight] What's going on here?!

Sedusa: [fake sobbing] Oh, Professor. Thank goodness you're back! The girls went just crazy and they all jumped on me when I came home.

Blossom: [angrily] No, Professor! It's not true!

Buttercup: She's really Sedusa!

Bubbles: And she grounded us so she can make off with the mayor's jewels!

Sedusa: LIARS! [to the Professor, fake whining] Professor, Sweetie, you believe me, don't you? Please...help me. Please.

[Professor grabs Sedusa's arms and the girls think they are getting grounded again]

Professor: [to the Girls] Girls, call the police. [the girls perk up] This crook is not going to deceive us anymore.

Powerpuff Girls: Yay!

Buttercrush/Fuzzy Logic [1.4]

Ace: Oh, Powerpuff Girls. Please forgive my foolish friend for his foolish act, for he did not know what he was doing. And I know deep inside my heart that he would never do anything like that ever again. What do you say, girls? Will you forgive him? Will you? Please?

Blossom: Okay.

Ace: Thank you. [winks at Buttercup]

Boogie Frights/Abracadaver [1.5]

[Being chased by Boogie Man]

Bubbles: Buttercup? Blossom? Oh, no! I - I can't do it alone! [crying]

Professor Utonium: [in Bubbles' memory] Bubbles, if you can just face your fears, then I know you can find the courage to beat him.

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[At the end of the episode]

Narrator: And once again, the day is saved! [the Girls appear, sleeping in bed] Get it? The day was saved? You don't get it. Because it was going to be perpetual night! You know, the daylight. They saved the day, literally! [laughs]

Blossom: [wakes up as Buttercup glares through one eye] Shh!

[Both she and Buttercup go back to sleep; through all this, Bubbles stays asleep and is not disturbed one bit]

Narrator: [voice sinks to a whisper] Oh, sorry. Thanks to the Powerpuff Girls. Goodnight, everybody.

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Blossom: Excuse me, Mr. Zombie, sir?

Abracadaver: Wha-?

Blossom: Could you stop destroying Townsville with your evil zombie magic?

Bubbles, Buttercup: Please?

Abracadaver: [gasps upon seeing Blossom] You! You're that girl! [imagines her as the girl from long ago] Girl with bear!

Blossom: Huh?

Abracadaver: YOU RUINED AL LUSION! YOU MAKE THEM LAUGH AT ME, BUT NOW, REVENGE!

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Narrator: So once again the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls.

Telephonies/Tough Love [1.6]

Narrator: The city of Townsville! And what a beautiful city she is, full of- [a phone rings] Oh, excuse me. [answers phone] Uh, hello?

Ace: [over phone] Yeah, listen, jerkface, you good-for-nothin' toad!

Narrator: You can't talk to me like that!

Ace: [over phone] How 'bout this? I think you stink! I can smell ya over the phone!

Narrator: Why I oughta...who is this? [Ace hangs up] Hello? Hello?! [turns over to the Gangreen Gang who laugh after making prank calls] Oh. The Gangreen Gang. Why, you crank-calling, good-for-nothings! When I get my hands on you, I'll...

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[The Girls break into Mojo's lair and beat him up]

Mojo: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF- [they shove the back of his chair down onto him, then throw him against the wall]

Blossom: Don't play dumb. We know you've got some evil plot underway.

Mojo: What are you talking about?

Buttercup: Oh, like you don't have a giant robot ready to smash Townsville!

Mojo: No.

Blossom: [surprised] No diabolical plans to destroy the world?

Mojo: No.

Bubbles: [scared] Turning everyone into zombies to scare people?!

Mojo: Oh, for crying out loud, NO! I have no intentions of committing any crimes...today.

Blossom: Then what were you doing before we got here?

Mojo: Sleeping!

Buttercup: Before that?!

Mojo: Reading the paper!

Blossom: [deflated] Oh. [long pause] Well...you better behave yourself, or we'll be back!

Mojo: [sarcastically] Oh goodness, I'd better not snore.

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[Fuzzy was relaxing in the bathtub while playing his banjo, when he hears the Powerpuff Girls approaching for the fight]

Blossom: Okay, Fuzzy. Prepare to get stomped!

[Fuzzy is splashed all over]

Buttercup: This is for anything you broke! [decks him]

Blossom: [pulling his antennae] This is for anyone you hurt!

Bubbles: [raising the banjo over her head] And this is for taking a bath! [swings and hits Fuzzy on the head with the banjo, which causes him to sink in the bathtub]

Buttercup: [realizes] Uh-oh. I think maybe he was just taking a bath.

Bubbles: Fuzzy...?

Blossom: Um...we didn't mean to... [then Fuzzy rises from the bath, towering above them and beet red with anger. They look up at him and smile nervously with a giggle] I guess you weren't going crazy. You were just taking a bath.

[All three giggle and inch away to one side before dashing off at top speed]

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[The Girls have just broken into Him's lair to find him doing aerobics]

Him: [effeminate voice] Hello, girls. What a pleasant surprise. Ooh, what's the occasion?

Blossom: Uh, we were wondering...

Him: How I stay so fit? Well, now you know.

Blossom: Uh, no, actually. Did you do anything evil today?

Him: No, not today. Why do you ask?

Blossom: No reason, just wondering.

Him: This figure doesn't come easy, you know. I took a little time off to get into shape.

Blossom: So, you haven't been...?

Him: Nope.

Blossom: [chuckling nervously] Okay, I guess we'll see you later.

Him: I guess you will.

Blossom: Okay, bye, then.

[The Girls fly off]

Him: Goodbye, girls. Come back soon. [stretches his left arm as he reaches the telephone receiver] Goodbye...

[Cut to Mojo's base]

Mojo: [on the phone with Fuzzy] All right, all right, Fuzzy, I heard you the first time...I know. [the line beeps] I kn - hold on, Fuzzy. There's someone on the other line. [presses a button to pick up another call]

Him: [over the phone, demonic voice] Mojo! It's me... [split-screen view to show him; effeminate voice]]' ..."Him".

Mojo: [jumping off of the chair, saluting] Yes, sir! What is it?

Him: [demonic voice] You won't believe what just happened!

Mojo: [hops back on his chair] The Powerpuff Girls just broke in unexpected?

Him: What?! How did you know?!

Mojo: The same thing happened to me and Fuzzy Lumpkins. He's on the other line.

Him: Well, put him on!

[Mojo pushes a button on his phone, and the screen splits again to show Fuzzy]

Fuzzy: BUSHWHACKED IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT!!!

Him: This is an outrage!

Mojo: You are right. We're all citizens. Evil citizens, but citizens nonetheless.

Fuzzy: Birthday suit! [cries]

Him: We should complain!

Mojo: But to who?

[We cut to the Town Hall where the Gangreen Gang sleeps everywhere in the Mayor's office. The phone rings]

Big Billy: [answers the phone] Hello?

Him: [demonic voice] I demand to speak with the Mayor!

Big Billy: He's not here right now. Can I take a massage?

Him: [demonic voice] Do you know when he'll be back?

Big Billy: Uh...I don't know. See, Grubber tricked the Mayor into leaving so we could break in and use the Powerpuff hotline to make crank calls.

Him: [demonic voice] Huh?! [effeminate voice] You don't say. Well, to whom might I be speaking?

Big Billy: Uh, this is Billy.

Him: Billy who?

Big Billy: Big Billy from the Gangreen Gang. Who is this? [Him hangs up the phone] Hello?

[A crash suddenly shakes the room, snapping the Gangreen Gang awake. Him, Mojo Jojo, and Fuzzy Lumpkins have come in, looking enraged]

Him: [effeminate voice] So, you guys like to make [demonic voice] crank calls!

[Him, Mojo, and Fuzzy proceed to beat up the Gangreen Gang]

Mayor: [mumbling to himself] Oh, of all the foolishness. Cut the ribbon, pshaw! [stops short and looks on in surprise] Oh, my! [sees Mojo, Fuzzy, and Him beating up the Gangreen Gang, and tips over to the hotline to call the Powerpuff Girls]

[The girls are sleeping at night, when the hotline buzzes]

Blossom: [picks up the receiver] Hello?

Mayor: [over the hotline] Powerpuff Girls, you're not gonna believe this! The Gangreen Gang, Mojo Jojo, Fuzzy Lumpkins and Him are fighting right here in my office!

Blossom: [hangs up] Yeah, right, Mayor, very funny. [tucks herself back in bed]

[The hotline buzzes again, which annoys the girls. Then Buttercup uses her laser eyes to destroy the hotline, before going back to bed]

Girls: Goodnight, Professor!

[But the professor is still on hold since the beginning of an episode]

Narrator: So once again the day is saved! Thanks to...Mojo?...Fuzzy?...and Him?

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Narrator: Those little scamps are so adorable! How we just love the Powerpuff Girls!

[Him is in a bathtub, looking angry]

Him: [effeminate voice] Oh, how I [demonic] HATE THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

Narrator: Hate the Powerpuff Girls?! Who could hate the...? Oh, no. Please don't let it be...Him!

Him: [effeminate] Oh, Powerpuff Girls, save us! Oh, Powerpuff Girls, we need you! Oh, Powerpuff Girls, we love you! [demonic] Powerpuff Girls! Powerpuff Girls! POWERPUFF GIRLS! [looks at a rubber ducky; effeminate] Oh, Mr. Quackers, am I the only one who [demonic] hates those [effeminate] miserable little brats? [squeaks his ducky] You hate them, too? Oh, I knew I could count on you! But how can I possibly beat them with all that [demonic] love surrounding them?! [squeaks his ducky; effeminate] What's that you say? [squeaks his ducky again] Yes! [demonic] That's brilliant! [effeminate] Oh, Mr. Quackers, you are so smart. Quite a positively evil scheme you've hatched. And I'll finally be rid of those girls... [demonic] FOREVER!

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Him: [effeminate] Poor, ususpecting Townsville, all snug in your beds. Unaware of the evil that lurks above your heads. And so, with a flick of my wrist and a twirl of my claw, I'll be rid of those girls once and [demonic] for all.

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[Ms. Keane and the students of Pokey Oaks Kindergarten are throwing things at the girls]

Blossom: I've heard of class struggles, but this is ridiculous.

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Buttercup: Wow, this has turned out to be one freaky day.

Bubbles: Yeah. Something strange is going on.

Narrator: [affected by Him's evil gas and yelling] Aw, for crying out loud, WOULD YOU THREE SHUT UP FOR ONCE?! Always griping and moaning about something! Sheesh, you give me a headache!

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[Buttercup rises and knocks the mob away with one punch, stunning Him]

Buttercup: Come on, you guys, get up and fight!

Blossom: Buttercup, what are you doing? We can't hurt the ones we love.

Buttercup: Those people aren't our loved ones. Our loved ones would never want to hurt us!

Blossom, Bubbles: [getting the point] Hey, yeah!

Buttercup: [points to Him] They're just pawns in his evil scheme!

Him: [giggles; effeminate] Well, you know...

Buttercup: Which means...

Powerpuff Girls: Let's get 'em!

Him: [frowns] Uh-oh.

[After the Powerpuff Girls defeat their loved ones and rid them of Him's evil gas, they confront Him]

Blossom: Don't ever make us have to do that again!

Buttercup: Or it will be your last!

Him: [effeminate] Tsk, tsk, tsk. You girls underestimate me. I never give repeat performances. But I assure you, I'll be back!

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[At the hospital]

Blossom: So now you know why we had to do what we did. We all feel really bad, and hope that you'll forgive us.

Bubbles: Besides, it hurt us a lot more than it hurt you.

Citizens: Well now, we wouldn't say that! [all laughing]

Narrator: [laughing, then groaning] Don’t worry, we forgive you. Because once again, the day is saved, thanks to The Powerpuff Girls! Oh, nurse, isn't it time for my sponge bath?

Major Competition/Mr. Mojo's Rising [1.7]

Narrator: THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE IS ON FIRE!

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Mugger: [holding an old woman at gunpoint] Uh...everybody freeze or the old lady gets it!

[The crowd gasps in terror]

Major Man: Halt, vile villain, or taste the bitter flavor of justice that Major Man will serve you!

Buttercup: [sing-song voice] Cor-ny!

[The crowd shushes her]

Mugger: I'm sorry, Major Man! My doctor told me to cut down on justice! But he did say I could have all the greens I want! [grabs money from the purse]

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Blossom: Boy, the hotline hasn't run in ages!

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Mayor: That was so hard to do! [pause] Anyway, time to move on and forget about the past! Gotta make room for the future!

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Buttercup: Let's beat the stuffing out of him!

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[Mojo Jojo's letter to the Girls:]

Dear Powerpuff Girls,

I have kidnapped Professor Utonium! I have taken him someplace against his will! If you look for him in the spots he likes to be, you will not find him! He's with me - but not by choice! I took him and he didn't like it!

This message is from, and was written by, Mojo Jojo.

Bubbles: Who could have done this?

[Blossom and Buttercup look annoyed]

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Narrator: [laughs] Wow; talk about ironic! Professor creates Mojo, Mojo creates Girls! It's crazy, I tell you! [laughs some more] Yeah! So, once again, the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls, but thanks ORIGINALLY to Mojo Jojo!

Mojo Jojo: It was me. It was me. It was me. It was me. It was me.

[Episode ends]

Paste Makes Waste/Ice Sore [1.8]

Buttercup: EAT THIS, PASTE EATER!

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Loyd & Floyd: [frightened] Hey, dude...

Mitch Mitchelson: What?!

Loyd & Floyd: Dude...Dude...

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Buttercup: [to Elmer, who has turned into a giant paste monster, and is covered in flour; sing-song voice] You can't stick to me! You can't stick to me! Nyah nyah nyah-nyah- [Elmer grows a hole in his stomach and Buttercup flies through it] -Nyah???

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Blossom: You know what you have to do!

Buttercup: No! Anything but that!

Blossom: Buttercup! [getting covered with glue along with Bubbles]

Buttercup: No, no, no, no, no! All right! ELMER!

Elmer: Huh?

Buttercup: Uh...I-I-I'm...s-s-s-so-s-s-so-o-o...o-o-r-r...r-r-r-ry!

Elmer: [normal voice] Wh-wh-what?

Buttercup: I'm...sorry if I picked on you, and...I'm sorry if I called you a...paste eater.

Elmer: [sniffs, rubs his nose, and takes Blossom and Bubbles out of the sticky glue] Thanks, Buttercup. That's all I ever wanted.

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Bubbles: [after finding out that Blossom has "ice breath"] Make the floor all ice, like in Tom and Jerry! That's my favorite.

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Blossom: Hi, Pablo!

Pablo: Blossom, how come your sisters are so mean?

Blossom: Oh, it's 'cause I have ice power and they don't and they're all jealous.

Bubbles and Buttercup: Nyah!

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[Blossom has accidentally caused crooks to get away with her ice breath]

Buttercup: [angrily] Way to go, Ice Princess.

Bubbles: You did a bad thing, Blossom.

Blossom: I know. [flies over to cops she accidentally froze] Sorry, Mr. Policeman. [flies over to citizens she accidentally froze] Sorry, people of Townsville. [flies over to a tree she accidentally froze] Sorry, tree. I promise, I'll never use my ice powers again.

Bubblevicious/The Bare Facts [1.9]

Bubbles: Professor! [flying to window] You turned it down again! I'm just as tough as Blossom and Buttercup! I can handle the rough stuff too! Come on, you guys! Turn it up just this once. I'll show [the robot fires the laser at her, causing her to shriek] YOU!

Professor: You see, Bubbles, you're not ready for the higher levels yet. [she hangs her head] Oh, don't worry, cheer up. Someday you will be.

Bubbles: It's not fair. [floats off]

Professor: She's so cute when she's all pouty like that. [cut to the bedroom] Now I want you girls to go right to sleep. You've had a hard day of training, and you need your rest. Good night.

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Bubbles: [thinking] It's not fair! I'm just as tough and strong and mean as Buttercup and Blossom, but they just don't believe me. They all treat me like a baby. I'll show them. I'll prove that I can be...HARDCORE!

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Blossom: Let's play duck-duck-goose. I'll be it. [begins to fly around the circle] Duck...Duck...Duck... [tapping Bubbles] Goose! Can't catch me! [flies across the playground, with Bubbles in hot pursuit; laughing] What's the matter? Am I too fast for cute little Bubbles?

Bubbles: [angrily puts on an extra burst of speed and catches Blossom, driving her face into the ground] Ha! I got you! You're out! Done! Finished! You were beaten down, sister, by CUTE!! LITTLE!!! BUBBLES!!!!

Blossom: Sheesh, relax, it's just a game.

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Bubbles: The Bubbles you know is gone! I'M HARDCORE NOW!!!!

Buttercup: But, um, you're going overboard.

Blossom: That's not the Powerpuff way.

Bubbles: Forget the Powerpuff way! I'm doing it my way. I can handle Townsville myself!

Blossom and Buttercup: [shocked] What?!

Buttercup: But we're a team!

Blossom: We look out for each other.

Bubbles: I don't mean to burst your bubble, girls, but from now on... [flying past them] ...I fly solo!

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Blossom: Man, Bubbles, we really underestimated you.

Buttercup: And you know what?

Bubbles: [still angry] What?!

Blossom and Buttercup: You're hardcore!

Bubbles: [turning around, softening] Really? [giggling] Aw, shucks. And girls, I'm sorry for running off. [Mojo recovers from his injuries] Mojo would never have gotten me if I had you two to look out for me.

Blossom: Team?

Buttercup: Team!

Bubbles: Team!

[They are hit by a beam from Mojo's blaster as Bubbles glares at a terrified Mojo]

Bubbles: [rapidly punching Mojo] Why, you...! How dare you zap me and my sisters?! Take this! And that! And this! And this! And that!

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Bubbles: Yeah. We were flying to Mojo Jojo's house. I like flying. Oh, and then there were these really pretty clouds. And there was one that was shaped like a heart, and there was this one that looked like a pretty pony, and there was one that looked like a cloud...

Just Another Manic Mojo/Mime for a Change [1.11a]

Mojo Jojo: Now to have some breakfast! [finds only one egg in the fridge] ONE EGG LEFT?! For a nutritious breakfast, TWO eggs is the minimum requirement! And I have but ONE, which is ONE shy of TWO! And it is TWO that I need! Curses! I must immediately purchase some eggs, for I need to have breakfast, and without the eggs I cannot have the breakfast that I so require! [storms down the long staircase that runs to the bottom of the volcano, then suddenly skids to a halt and pats his outfit in panic] I have forgotten my wallet! Curses! [storms back up. Cut to him returning down, to discover kids playing in his moat] HEY, YOU KIDS! GET OUT OF MY MOAT! IT IS NOT MADE TO BE PLAYED IN! [the kids ignore him, who leaves and muttering to himself] I must remember to destroy those kids after my breakfast has been eaten.

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The Powerpuff Girls: [singing] Love, Love, love, la la love, la la love makes the world go round! Love, Love, love, la la love, la la love makes the world go round!

The Rowdyruff Boys [1.12]

[After defeating Mojo]

Buttercup: Give it up, Mo-joke!

Bubbles: You will never defeat us! So there! [blows raspberry]

Blossom: [resting her hands on her hips] The Powerpuff Girls never lose!

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Narrator: [singing] The Powerpuff Girls' house!

Bubbles: [picks up the phone] Hello?

Mojo Jojo: Hello. May I speak to Professor Utonium?

Bubbles: Who shall I say is calling?

Mojo Jojo: Oh, no one he'd know, just a curious stranger.

[Pause]

Bubbles: [shrill call] PROFESSOR! There’s a stranger on the phone!

Professor: [picking up the phone] Hello, Mr. Stranger, what can I do for you?

Mojo Jojo: Oh. [clears throat] Ah, hi, I’m calling from Townsville Community College and I’m doing a report on the Powerpuff Girls, and I was wondering, what exactly are those little girls made of?

Professor: Ah, oh, well, the Powerpuff Girls. Oh, let’s see now, eight cups of sugar, a pinch of spice, one tablespoon of everything nice, and, now this one’s important: accidentally add a drop of Chemical X. And voila!

Mojo Jojo: That's it? I mean, wow. Thanks.

Professor: I also have a great recipe for pound-

[Mojo hangs up]

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Mojo Jojo: Let’s see, snips and snails and a puppy dog’s tail...all that leaves is Chemical X. There must be something around here with that potency. Aha! [it’s a stinky toilet] Yes, definitely Chemical X!

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[After creating three Puff-esque boys, Mojo hugs them in a fatherly manner]

Mojo Jojo: Ah, my children!

Brick: [grabs him threateningly] Hands off! Who do you think you are anyway, Pops?!

Mojo Jojo: Why, yes, I am your father, children!

Boomer: Hey! We ain't no babies!

Rowdyruff Boys: WE'RE THE ROWDYRUFF BOYS!

Boomer: Boomer!

Brick: Brick!

Butch: Butch!

Brick: We're here to kick some butt! And since yours is the only one around, we're gonna start with you!

Mojo Jojo: Oh, no, boys. You don't want to kick my butt; my butt is as rotten as yours. What you want are butts settled on the throne of justice!

The Rowdyruff Boys: Yeah!

Mojo Jojo: Butts planted in the soil of nobility!

The Rowdyruff Boys: Yeah!

Mojo Jojo: Butts nestled between the pillars of peace and love! The butts you want to kick are the butts of the Powerpuff Girls!

The Rowdyruff Boys: Let's get 'em!

Mojo: I'd be glad to take you to them if we only had a way out of heeeeeeee- [getting picked up by Brick, and Boomer and Butch punch a hole in the ceiling, essentially busting Mojo out of jail easily]

Narrator: Boy, oh, boy! Those boys are b-b-bad to the bone!

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Brick: Hey! What's wrong with you girls?! You're supposed to start crying when we hit ya!

Boomer: Yeah!

Blossom: What are you guys, new?

Bubbles: Yeah, we're the Powerpuff Girls!

Buttercup: And it takes a lot more than a couple of cheap shots to make us cry!

Brick: [smirking] Well, then. I guess we'll just have to serve it up...

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[Bubbles is thrown through a shop window]

Mr. Cooper: Are you okay?

Bubbles: Yeah. Sorry about your window, Mr. Looper.

Mr. Cooper: It's Cooper! COOPER!

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The Mayor: And furthermore, every Wednesday shall be pretzel day! [Blossom is thrown against the window of his office] Hello, Blossom! [she slides down] Goodbye, Blossom. [Bubbles is thrown against the window of his office] Hello, Bubbles! [she slides down] Goodbye, Bubbles. [Buttercup is thrown against the window of his office] Hello, Buttercup! [she slides down] Goodbye, Buttercup. What sort of pretzels do you suppose the girls like, Bavarian, or tiny twists?

Miss Bellum: Sir, I think the girls may be in trouble.

The Mayor: Whatever makes you say that?

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[After the Rowdyruff Boys zoom past the Powerpuff Girls, the exhaust leaves the Girls weakened and coughing]

Butch: Good thing we had those burritos for lunch!

Boomer: [laughs] Yeah, dude!

Brick: [snickers] Word! [fiercely] NOW LET'S FINISH THOSE SISSIES!

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Miss Bellum: Listen. What do little boys fear more than anything in the world?

Bubbles: Bugs!

Buttercup: No, Bubbles. That's what you’re afraid of.

Bubbles: Oh yeah.

Miss Bellum: Girls, you have what boys fear most. Instead of fighting, try being nice.

Girls: Huh?

Miss Bellum: You know. Nice.

Blossom: I get it.

Buttercup: Ew. Gross.

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[After the Girls magically kiss the Rowdyruff Boys, destroying them]

Mojo Jojo: Curse you again, Powerpuff Girls! I'll be back, but next time I will not be defeated! It is you who will be defeated! And when you are defeated, it is you who will have lost!

Narrator: Oh, Mojo, shut up!

Blossom: I kinda liked kissing.

Bubbles: Yeah!

[She and Blossom giggle]

Blossom: How about you, Buttercup?

Buttercup: [starts spitting in disgust] Yuck! Buck!

[Bubbles and Blossom laugh]

Season 2

Stuck Up, Up, and Away/Schoolhouse Rocked [2.1]

Narrator: The City of Townsville, and it's a shiny new day, with a shiny new limousine headed for Pokey Oaks Kindergarten. Seems there will be a shiny new face joining the class today!

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Princess Morbucks: I'll need some milk money for my first day of new school! [her dad hands her some cash] I suppose this will do!

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[After Blossom has used her ice breath on a flying Princess to rid her of her superpowered suit, and she falls, crying, but Blossom catches her before she can hit the ground]

Princess Morbucks: [crying] Why won't you let me be a Powerpuff Girl?

Blossom: Because you're just a spoiled brat. [puts Princess down] And being a Powerpuff Girl isn't about getting your way, or having the best stuff, or being popular or powerful. It's about using your own unique abilities to help people and the world we all live in. And you, little girl, have done nothing worthy of the name "Powerpuff."

Collect Her/Supper Villain [2.2]

Lenny: [offscreen] Help! Help! Save me!

Blossom: Someone's in trouble!

[The girls fly into Lenny's apartment]

Girls: Whoa...

Buttercup: [uncomfortable at the sight of Lenny's collection] Oh,...this is seven kinds of creepy...

Blossom: [uncomfortable] Yeah, something tells me this isn't right.

Bubbles: [excited] Cool!

Blossom and Buttercup: [offscreen] Bubbles!

Bubbles: Sorry.

Lenny: [offscreen] Hello, ladies. [appears at the door] Let me be the first to introduce you to my collection... [close-up of him with red, evil eyes] permanently!

[The girls scream in terror]

Professor Utonium: [hears the girls' screams] The girls!

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Kid: [offscreen] Cool! [pan quickly to him; he is holding a box with Blossom's picture] He's got the limited-edition, trilingual talking Powerpuff dolls! You can't even get these anymore!

Lenny: [reaches into view and snatches the box away; pull back to bring him into view] That's because I bought them all!

Kid: But you didn't even open 'em yet.

Lenny: Huh, duh! Hello! [knocking on kid's head] Earth to kid! [close-up of him, panning slowly to the box] Toys are not for playing with. They are an investment. And opening the container of said item would dramatically decrease its collector's value!

Professor: [yanks the box away; offscreen] You mean like... [cut to him, hand poised on the box top] this?! [rips it open]

[The sound echoes in the air as Lenny clasps his hands to his head in agony at the collector's value being lost thanks to the Professor's action]

Lenny: NOOOOOOOO!!!

Professor: Now tell me where the girls are!

Lenny: [slumped against the wall; turns in defiance] Never!

Professor: Okay, kids, grab some toys. [they scatter and seize one package after another from the shelves. Back to the Professor.] It's your move, Lenny. [pull back; the kids have the toys in hand] Tell us, or else.

Lenny: Or else what?!

Professor: Billy? [Billy tears up the box he holds, and Lenny doubles over as if he has just been hit in the gut. Another package with its collector's value destroyed] Had enough?

Lenny: You won't get them!

Professor: Susie? [Susie opens the package. Cut to Lenny, who screams as he loses even more money from his prized possessions, and tilt up] Now?

Lenny: NO!

Professor: [offscreen] Jimmy? [Jimmy rips open his box; Lenny clutches his stomach again in losing another investment; pans left] Well?

Lenny: N-N-NO!

Professor: [offscreen] Julie?

[Julie shreds her box, causing a great deal of physical discomfort to the toy collector. He cries out and begins to slump over]

Lenny: [weakly] I think I'm gonna be sick... [drops to his knees]

Professor: You'll tell us where they are, then?

Lenny: [defiantly] N-N-NEVER!

Professor: Well, suit yourself. Kids...? [shadows on the wall show one package after another being torn into confetti, and Lenny does not take it at all well. His reactions are similar to those exhibited by criminals who are being soundly thrashed by the Girls. Screaming and gibbering, he tumbles to the ground in slow motion and presumably falls unconscious upon hitting the carpet] Let me tell you something, Lenny. [stopping at Lenny, kneeling over him] You may have all of the toys, all of the merchandise, all of the so-called "collector’s value". But one thing you don't have, Lenny, is true fandom. For a true fan wouldn't want to selfishly keep the girls to himself. A true fan would want them to be free. [straightens up. The background dissolves to red and white stripes, waving like the American flag, and his figure turns blue] Free to do the things they do best. To do the things we love most about them. [normal color returns; he bends down again] Now why don't you be a fan...and tell me where they are?

Lenny: [weakly, pointing into air] T-The...t-top shelf.

[The Professor looks behind himself to where Lenny has indicated and smiles broadly when he sees the three packages; pull back to frame them on the shelf behind him. The professor rips the packages and frees the girls. Everyone cheered. The exhausted Lenny lies down on the floor; fades to him in Jail where he belongs]

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Harold: Eat your pea, Professor. [the Professor stabs the pea with his fork slowly, trying to stall as long as possible] Eat it! [the Professor chews very slowly for 30 seconds] SWALLOW IT!

[The Professor does so]

Marianne: Who wants dessert?

Professor Utonium: [frantically] I do!

Harold: [annoyed] OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, MARIANNE!

Dream Scheme/You Snooze, You Lose [2.4]

Bubbles: A scavenger hunt? How terrible! I don't believe in hunting scavengers.

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Mojo Jojo: [with bloodshot eyes and a crazed smile] I know who took my plans! [his eyes turn slowly to his left, then he suddenly points to his right] It was YOU! [a bird at his window chirps innocently] Well, then...it was YOU! [points at his telephone] It was ALL of you! [the room starts shaking] Ohh, the pounding, the pounding, why won't it stop?!

Buttercup: [pounding on the door] Why-won't-this-guy-answer?!

Mojo Jojo: [throws the door open] WHAT?!

Bubbles: [politely] Hello! Please, Mr. Mojo, sir, could we please borrow your supercharged high-tech laser, please?

Mojo Jojo: Okay, okay, just don't bother me again. I'm trying to find my plans on how to destroy you.

Powerpuff Girls: [with Mojo's high-tech laser] THANK YOU, MOJO!

---

[Mojo sees the Powerpuff Girls trapped in the machine he planned, with the clueless Amoeba Boys at the control panel]

Mojo Jojo: MY MACHINE!

Junior: [playing with the aiming yoke] Duh, hey, look, Boss, I'm drivin'!

Mojo Jojo: [shoves them away] Get out of here! This is my machine! [laughs evilly] Now I've got you, Powerpuff Girls! And it is my plan that will destroy you! And then I will rule the world!

Buttercup: Mojo, you creep!

Blossom: This is the Amoebas' plan!

Bubbles: Yeah! You're just jealous!

Mojo Jojo: [shocked and confused] No! No! It is mine, I tell you! I came up with the crab! And the laser! And even the chewing gum that holds you!

Girls: Chewing gum?!

Blossom: Girls! "Chew" thinking what I'm thinking?

Bubbles, Buttercup: [nodding] Mmm-hmm!

[They chew their way free and fly at Mojo, blowing huge bubbles that burst explosively, knocking him from his seat. They then give him a beatdown as per usual, and then turn to the Amoeba Boys]

Blossom: Well, Amoeba Boys! Playing dumb all these years!

Bubbles: When all the while, you were criminal masterminds!

Buttercup: Looks like it's the big house for you!

Mojo Jojo: [going ballistic] But it is I who planned it! I did it, not them! I am the criminal mastermind! I am the evil genius! I smart, they dumb! I am responsible for trying to destroy you!

Blossom: [smiling] Okay. Then you go to jail.

Mojo: [triumphantly] That's right!

Slave the Day/Los Dos Mojos [2.6]

Narrator: "The city of Townsville... SMELLS"?! Say, what's going on here? "The Mayor's dumb"?! That's just rude!

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[Big Billy "reads" the girls a bedtime story]

Big Billy: "So the 3 Little Wolves went to the pig's house, and they said, 'FE FI FO FUM, you sure have big teeth, Grandma!' And so Hansel and the 3 Blind Mice climbed up the beanstalk to sell Mother Goose an old shoe!"

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Blossom: That's it! First, you let the bank robbers get away, then you destroy irreplaceable art, and now you've destroyed all of Townsville! You do even less damage as a member of the Gangreen Gang! Now, go!!

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Buttercup: [beating up Mojo Jojo] Take this! And that! And some of this! And one of those!

Blossom: Buttercup, if Mojo Jojo is here, he can't possibly be the one destroying Townsville!

Buttercup: Then who's in the Robo Jojo?

Mojo Jojo: Why don't you see for yourself?

[The machine opens, revealing an amnesiac Bubbles in Mojo Jojo's clothes]

Blossom, Buttercup: Bubbles?!

Narrator: Bubbles?!

Mayor: Bubbles?!

Talking Dog: Bubbles?!

Crowd: Bubbles?!

Mojo Jojo: [sarcastically] Bubbles.

Bubbles: [imitating Mojo] I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not who I am! I am the one, the only, single solitary doer of dastardly deeds! Purveyor of pestilence! And deliverer of lawlessness! I'm a menace to mankind! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahahahaha!

Mojo Jojo: [annoyed] I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different! I do not reiterate, repeat, reinstate the same thing over and over again! I am clear! Concise! To-the-point!

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Buttercup: [annoyed] Alright, let's kick her butt.

Blossom: [preventing her] No, Buttercup. You’re right. She is our sister. And as sisters, we have an intrinsic duty; to uphold peace. Not only for the city of Townsville, but amongst ourselves.

Bubbles: [imitating Mojo Jojo] Prepare to meet your maker!

Blossom and Buttercup: [outraged] You leave the professor out of this!

[Then Mojo Bubbles proceeds to beat up her sisters]

---

Mojo Jojo: RIGHT ON! WE DID IT! We finally destroyed the Powerpuff Girls! Now there is no one to stop us! Hand in hand, we can work together! WE CAN RULE THE WORLD! Just you and me, Bubbles.

Bubbles: [imitating Mojo] I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not my name! For the name "Bubbles" is not the correct name to address me by, because it is not my name! If you were to address me by the name "Mojo Jojo," that would be correct, for my name is Mojo Jojo! And I will only be addressed by that name, which is Mojo Jojo! And furthermore, it is not "we" who will rule the world - it is "I"! I, being Mojo Jojo - who is not Bubbles - shall rule this world alone, which is to say, without anybody else, and without anybody else shall I rule this world! And when this world is ruled by only one person, and not a collective group, that one person who shall be ruling the world will be none other than me, Mojo Jojo! [evil laugh]

Mojo Jojo: Oh, SHUT UP! [swings a girder which hits Bubbles' head] That's all just well enough, because in reality there is only room enough in this world for one Mojo Jojo. One shall be the number of Mojo Jojos in the world, and the number of Mojo Jojos in the world shall be one! Two Mojo Jojos is too many, and three is right out! So, the only Mojo Jojo there is room for in the world SHALL BE ME! [echoing] And being the only Mojo Jojo in the world, I will rule the world, in which there is only one MOJO JOJO! [evil laugh]

A Very Special Blossom/Daylight Savings [2.7]

Blossom: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! [regretfully] I did it. I stole the golf clubs.

Professor: Why, Blossom?

Blossom: Because you wanted it so much, And I just wanted to make you happy.

Professor: It's my fault. [voice breaks down] I put too much value in a material item, instead of the love of you girls.

Blossom: And that's what drove a crime!

---

Ms. Keane: Well-

Professor: I didn't do it! [falls over backward, then props himself up] Uh...Um, you needed to speak to me about the girls?

Ms. Keane: Yes, Professor. I'm very concerned. They've been falling asleep in class, and their participation is slipping.

Professor: Well, what do you suppose the reason is, Ms. Keane?

Ms. Keane: I believe all of this late-night crime-fighting is to blame.

Professor: Well, they are superheroes, you know, and saving the world’s a big responsibility.

Ms. Keane: But education is a bigger responsibility.

[Pause]

Professor: [smiling, cowboy twang] Yup, that am true, Ms. Keane, [serious again] but what do you propose?

Ms. Keane: Well, I suggest you set... [her face hardening] ...a curfew.

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The Time Channel announcer: Welcome to the time channel, where we give you up-to-the-minute time, 24 hours a day. Up next, the current time. Hello. I’m Sonny Dial, here to bring you the latest time. But first, I hope all of you remembered that last night was Daylight Savings, which means everyone sets their clocks back by one hour. That makes our current time 6:41. I’ll be back at 6:42 with the up-to-the-minute time.

Professor: [checks all the clocks and his watch] CRIKEY! I forgot to set the clocks back! [kicks down the bedroom door] Girls, wake up! GIRLS, WAKE UP! [slams the hotline receiver in its cradle repeatedly] Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Get out of bed! NOW! [flips the mattress] Daylight savings, clocks wrong, forty-five minutes, save Townsville now!

Blossom: But what about our curfew?

Professor: There's no time! [throws them out their windows one at a time] GO! GO! GO!

Twisted Sister/Cover Up [2.11a]

Blossom: Okay. The final and most important step is to accidentally add Chemical X to the concoction.

[The girls make awkward faces and dash out and Blossom holds a beaker that looks like Chemical X]

Blossom: [bad acting] Oh, look at what I found, girls. Chemical X.

Bubbles: Be careful with that Chemical X.

Buttercup: Yes, Blossom. Whatever you do, do not drop that Chemical X.

Blossom: Don't worry, I wo...[drops the beaker] Whoops! I accidentally dropped the Chemical X. And it fell into the concoction.

Girls: Oh, no.

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Narrator: Hurry, girls, hurry! You created a monster!

Girls: Bunny!

Bunny: Wha?

Bubbles: What have you done?

Bunny: Bunny do good! Bunny do good!

Buttercup: No, Bunny do bad. Very bad!

Bunny: Bad?

Blossom: Yes, bad. You're supposed to stop crime, not help start it. I guess you're not cut out to be a Powerpuff Girl after all.

Bunny: No Powawull?

Girls: No.

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[After Bunny saves the girls, she suddenly wobbles and gurgles, and shafts of white light burst out of here; there is a silent explosion of white light as the girls come to]'k

Bubbles: Wha...Wh-Wh-Wh-What happened?

Blossom: Bunny saved us!

Buttercup: But...where is she?

[A part of Bunny's dress lands in front of them]

Girls: [gasp] Bunny!

Bubbles: Oh no! She exploded!

Buttercup: But why?

Blossom: I guess she was unstable, and the blast broke her down into her original ingredients.

Bubbles: She was good after all... [starts to cry] We were the ones who were bad.

[They hang their heads in shame]

---

[At the end of the episode]

Narrator: [crying hard for a few seconds, mourning Bunny] Oh, it's so sad, I can't take it. And so, for the first...and final time...the day is saved, thanks to Powerpuff Bunny!

Bunny: Powawul!

Narrator: [as "THE END" appears; crying harder for a few more seconds] Oh, why? WHY?!?...Oh, go to a commercial!

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Buttercup: [holding a blanket to her cheek] I am a good fighter. I am a good fighter. I am a good fighter.

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Buttercup: [after crying and pounding the counter in frustration] Where's my blanket?!

Bubbles: We don't have time for this, Buttercup.

Blossom: [worried] Townsville is in trouble.

Buttercup: [losing it completely] NO! I NEED MY BLANKET!

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Blossom: [groaning] Buttercup, I have to tell you something. That's not your real blanket. It's just a fake blanket I found to get you through the fight. And since you fought just as well as ever, it obviously worked!

Bubbles: Yeah!

Buttercup: [angry] YOU TRICKED ME! Why I'm gonna- [continues nervously] But...if this isn't my real blanket, then...where... Ooh! [screams and tears apart the house] WHERE'S MY BLANKET?!

Professor: Oh, hello, girls. [cut to him at the door, with a basket of clothes] I brought you some clean laundry.

Speed Demon/Mojo Jonesin [2.12]

Him: Yes! As you raced through time, the whole world went to [demonic] Heck!

Blossom: You lie! Don't believe him, girls!

[The Girls severely attack and batter Him, but he seems totally unaffected]

Him: Are you finished?

Buttercup: No, but you are!

Blossom: Don't you know you can never beat us?

Him: Beat you? [eyes start glowing] But girls, don't you see? I've [demonic] already WON! [transforms into a larger, more terrifying monster version of himself; effeminate] The beauty lies in the blame, because [demonic] it's your fault for leaving! Just ask your friends.

Citizens: [variously] Powerpuff Girls. You did this? You did this?

Blossom: No!

Him: [effeminate] All I did was take over. [demonic] It was easy!

Citizens: Why'd you leave us, Powerpuff Girls? Why? You weren't here to protect us. You weren't here. It's your fault. [chanting] Your fault.

Blossom: What have we done?!

[Him laughs demonically]

Citizens: [still chanting] Your fault.

Buttercup: No. No! NO!

Bubbles: WHY?! [begins to cry]

[The Powerpuff Girls fly into space at supersonic speeds, thus going back in time; this time, in the normal timeline]

Something's a Ms./Slumbering with the Enemy [2.13]

[After Sedusa traps the Powerpuff Girls on the window with sticky hair gel]

Blossom: Sorry, guys.

Bubbles and Buttercup: That's okay, Blossom.

Sedusa: [sighs] This was too easy. [paces] Now, my only dilemma is whether to finish you off quickly or do it painfully slow. But that would be splitting hairs. [laughs evilly while the fireplace behind her cast a big, deranged glow]

Miss Bellum: [in the Sedusa disguise] Not so fast, Sedusa. You haven't won yet.

Sedusa: You think you can beat me while your superheroes could not?! NEVER!!!

Miss Bellum: Oh yeah? [tears off the Sedusa mask] Try me! [tosses it aside]

[The two women stand off with each other. Sedusa sends her hair whip at the secretary's waist and grips her hard]

Girls: [worryingly] Miss Bellum! [Sedusa lashes another hair whip at Miss Bellum's face, but she clenches her fists] Ohh!

[Miss Bellum is thrown into a corner. Sedusa laughs, then Miss Bellum grabs her face and starts punching her a couple times until Sedusa kicks her in the stomach to send Miss Bellum flying into a staircase. Sedusa then keeps throwing Miss Bellum around while breaking a few of Miss Bellum's belongings until Bellum is thrown onto the window where the girls are trapped. She slides down the glass with her back. Miss Bellum stands up with Sedusa taunting her to come get her. Miss Bellum shake her fists in rage and tackles Sedusa out the window then freeze frame of the two women about to fall in Miss Bellum's swimming pool. They fall in the water with a splash, then Sedusa shoves Miss Bellum off her, then Miss Bellum attempts to swim up for air, but Sedusa grabs her leg and pulls her back down. The two women trade blows underwater which ends with Miss Bellum kicking Sedusa in the stomach. Sedusa swims up for air, she gasps for air a couple times before she is pulled back underwater by the belt. Miss Bellum uses one powerful punch to knock Sedusa unconscious. Miss Bellum swims up to the surface. She climbs out with her wet hair all straight and slick. Exhausted, she staggers over to the broken window, rests her hand against the frame, leans forward to catch her breath and coughs while her wet hair covers her face and water drips off her body. The water bubbles, and Sedusa resurfaces]

Sedusa: [angry] This isn't over. [attempts to lash with her hair but it flops onto her face. She tries again, but fails] My...My hair. What happened to my hair? [splashing and crying] YOU BROKE MY HAIR!!!! MY POOR HAIR!!!

Miss Bellum: [snaps her fingers] That's it. [grabs a vase full of water and uses it to free the girls]

[They float in front of Miss Bellum]

Blossom: Thanks for getting us out of that hairy situation.

Sedusa: [dripping water] I don't need my hair to beat you... [became shocked] B-B-B-B-Blossom? Buttercup? Bubbles? Bellum?!

Miss Bellum: [pulls out scissors] Let's finish this, shall we, girls?

Blossom: Yes, let's.

Sedusa: No, no, not that! Please, anything but that! [the camera pulls away from the house and pans to the view; offscreen] No! No! NO! STOP! STOP! [the snipping is heard] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Season 3

Town and Out/Child Fearing [3.2]

Professor: [taking his head to the opened window] I love this town! [echoing]

Man: Ah, shut up ya jerk!

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Citiesville Mayor: [quietly, sternly] Let me tell you some words. At what point did it seem like a good idea to blow up the Cityville Bridge?

Blossom: Uhh...

Citiesville Mayor: No! Do you realize the two crooks that you caught stole approximately 400 dollars? [with intensifying rage] Do you realize that you did over 3 MILLION DOLLARS IN PROPERTY DAMAGE TO THAT BRIDGE?! IT'S NOT REPLACEABLE! [a scared Blossom blinks up at him, and he sighs as he looks at the destroyed bridge] Also, that bridge is - or was - a historical landmark. [unfurling flag on pole] I mean, it's on our flag, for Pete's sakes! It's also the main thoroughfare into the city! Nobody actually lives in Citiesville! [in tears] They commute! [sternly signs a piece of paper] This is a bill prohibiting the use of superpowers in the town of Citiesville. You're hereby forbidden by law to use any of your powers within the city limits. [points at the door] Now, get out of my sight!

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Professor: So, how did it go with the Mayor?

Blossom: Professor, we tried to tell you before, but you...

Buttercup: THIS PLACE STINKS!

Bubbles: I wanna go home!!!

Blossom: We tried to tell you, but you wouldn’t listen, and we know how much you like it here, and...

[The Professor tears up.]

Blossom: Professor?

Girls: Professor?

Professor: Oh, girls... [Suddenly happy] You don’t know how happy this makes me!

Girls: Huh?

Professor: Oh, I’ve been hating it here so much! Hating, hating, hating, hating it!!! Oh, they pick on me at work, and they call me square, and... Oh, so what do you say, kids?

[Cuts to them moving away from Citiesville and back to their true home]

Bubbles: Bye-bye, bad old Citiesville!

Narrator: And hello, City of Townsville!

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Mojo Jojo: Prepare your taste buds delight! For I, Mojo Jojo, am not only the number one villain in Townsville, but I am also...number one chef in Townsville!

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Mojo: [telling a bedtime story] Very well, then. I will tell you my favorite story... about the greatest conqueror who ever lived! Napoleon! [envisions himself as Napoleon] He was a mighty man, feared by all who looked up to him. Using his genius and his loyal army, he conquered all of Europe, then all of Russia, and finally the whole world. The end.

The Powerpuff Girls: BO-RING!

[Mojo's vision is shattered]

Blossom: Your story's all wrong! Napoleon's 1807 seizure of Portugal and the subsequent Rebellion by the Spaniards cost France over 300,000 casualties, untold sums of money, and contributed to the eventual weakening of the Napoleonic Empire. [whacks Mojo with her pillow]

Bubbles: And your analysis on the Invasion of Russia is also incorrect. Napoleon's invasion of 1812 resulted in massive casualties of his troops, due to starvation and inclement conditions, and ended in a disastrous retreat from Moscow with his army defeated! [whacks Mojo with her pillow]

Buttercup: Yeah, dummy! And when he returned to France, the Allied Nations of Europe united against him, which led to his eventual defeat at the Battle of Waterloo on June 18, 1815, where-after he was exiled to the island of St. Helena, where he died a miserable death of stomach cancer on May 5, 1821, stupid! [whacks Mojo with her pillow]

---

Narrator: If I were a narrator, I'd end this show! And so once again, the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

Criss Cross Crisis [3.3]

Professor: [offscreen; gasps] Oh...oh, what have I done?! [dissolve to inside the girls' bedroom at the windows and pan to the bed. The covers are pulled all the way up. All we see of them are fringes of red-orange and black hair on the pillows] Girls...Girls, wake up! [they mumble sleepily. Buttercup yawns] Buttercup! [she pulls the covers up and groans sleepily] Wake up, Buttercup.

Buttercup: [throws the covers; but is suddenly inside the Professor's body] Professor, it's Saturday! Can't a girl get some sleep?! Harumph! [pulls the covers back over herself. A moment later, she sits bolt upright in cold shock with a gasp] B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B...

Professor: [revealed to be un Buttercup's body] Now remain calm, Buttercup.

[Buttercup reacts totally the opposite of what the Professor had told her to do. She screams and breathes hard, panicked. Holding her hands up in front of herself, she sees that she now has a full set of fingers, which she works back and forth. Her mouth begins to wobble, terror washing over the rest of her face, and after a long moment she breaks down, sobbing and wailing]

Blossom: [socks Buttercup in the shoulder] Keep it down! I'm trying to sleep!

Buttercup: Hey! [stunned] Blossom?!

[On the bed, Blossom reveals to be inside Miss Bellum's body]

Blossom: Buttercup, what are you doing in bed? [Buttercup giggles] Wait! What's going on? [Buttercup points] What?

Buttercup: [holding a mirror up to Blossom] Nice bed head, Blossom!

Blossom: [gasps and cries] What happened?! I-I-I'm Bellum.

Buttercup: You are.

Professor: That's right, Buttercup. [Blossom reaches to Bubbles's section of the bed and pulls the covers, and she and Buttercup shriek in terror] Girls! Girls, please! It's just Bubbles. [pulls the covers all the way down to reveal Bubbles, who's inside the Mayor's body] Inside the Mayor's body.

Blossom, Buttercup: Eeewwww!

Bubblevision/Bought and Scold [3.4]

Professor: Bubbles, you look super.

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Blossom: [offscreen] Bubbles!

[Camera turns around to show Blossom and Buttercup hovering behind Bubbles]

Bubbles: Nope.

Blossom: Bubbles!

Bubbles: I’m not listening.

Buttercup: Bubbles, turn around!

Bubbles: Huh? [turns; still blurry]

Blossom: Come on, put your glasses on and help us!

Bubbles: Uh-uh, you'll laugh at me!

Buttercup: We will not. Now put them on!

[Bubbles resigns and puts the glasses on. Blossom and Buttercup once again laugh uncontrollably]

Bubbles: [takes off the glasses again; even angrier] See?

Blossom: [still laughing] We're sorry, we're sorry.

Gettin' Twiggy With It/Cop Out [3.5]

Ms. Keane: Well, girls, I should have known. I'm sorry for not trusting your judgment. You were right about Mitch. And I have to admit, your solution is very creative.

[Reveals Mitch being chased by the mutant Twiggy in a gigantic exercise wheel.]

Narrator: Hoo! That Twiggy is a biggie!

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Brickowski: [as he enters the chief's office] Hey, man.

Chief of Police: Don't "man" me, sit down. [gestures to a seat]

Brickowski: So what's up, Chief?

Chief of Police: You're fired, Brickowski. [our cop-out cop reacts] I want you out of here immediately.

Brickowski: [breaks out into a smile and laughs heartily, thinking it is all a joke and he's not being kicked off the force because of his lazy behavior] Chief, you crack me up!

Chief of Police: [snaps] THIS IS NO JOKE! YOU ARE THE WORST, MOST INCOMPETENT OFFICER I HAVE EVER KNOWN! [calming down, sitting back down in his chair] Now hand over your badge.

Brickowski: You...want my badge?

Chief of Police: Did I stutter? Now hand it over. [Brickowski hands over his badge and the Chief takes it as he continues over. The same is then repeated with the other items the Chief lists] Good. Your sunglasses. [Brickowski also hands over a red pistol, his service weapon, but the Chief's hand waves it away] No, no, you can keep that. Little souvenir for ya. That doughnut's looking good though. [Brickowski hands over a donut] Oh, yeah. [takes a bite]

Brickowski: Hey, I know what this is really about. It's those Powerpuff Girls' fault. They do all the work and now you gotta make cutbacks, so you're laying off good old Brickowski. WELL, I THINK THAT STINKS!!! [casts his gaze to his right, and punches the photo of the chief with the Powerpuff Girls, and shatters the glass, making the frame fall to the ground. He charges off before slamming the door behind him]

Chief of Police: [about Brickowski's behavior] Son of a gun.

Three Girls and a Monster/Monkey See, Doggy Two [3.6]

Bubbles: There. THAT'S HOW YOU GET RID OF A MONSTER, YOU BIG, FAT, DOO-DOO-HEADED NINNIES!!!!!

---

Mojo: This plan ROCKED! [on his TV, the beam is fired from the telescope, engulfing the world] Check it out. This plan was so big, it was affecting the whole world! (the French lovers are hit) Paris! (the Eskimo is next) Eskimo-land! (the Japanese man gets it) Japan!

Blossom: Hey, who filmed this, anyway? [cut to her and the girls charging in] What, do you have cameras all over the world?

Mojo: Yes! Now shut up!

Jewel of the Aisle/Super Zeroes [3.7]

The Powerpuff Girls: [sing-song voice] Lucky Captain Rabbit King! Lucky Captain Rabbit King! Lucky Captain Rabbit King!

Thief: [disguised as Lucky Captain Rabbit King] All right, cool it down! Cool it down. Now, uh... [clears his throat] Listen up. The Captain and Tennille has a headache. I'm just here for some cereal, then I'll be on my way. [reaches for the box of Lucky Captain Rabbit King Nuggets]

Blossom: [swipes the cereal box] You think we're that stupid?

Buttercup: We know you have to try and trick us.

Bubbles: Yeah, just like in the commercials!

Buttercup: So don't come back until you've got something good! [slams the door in the thief's face. A moment later, the doorbell rings and she answers it]

Thief: [in his fake deep voice] Hey, did you guys just see my twin brother?

Buttercup: [slams the door in his face again] Weak!

---

Professor: Gir-

Blossom: [from inside bedroom] Okay! [back to the door] Presenting...Townsville's newest heroes! [the door opens, and she somersaults down the stairs to land in front of the Professor. She is fully decked out in the outfit that was hanging in the closet] Liberty Belle!

[A cloud of black fog seeps out of the room and down the stairs. It forms into a silhouette of Buttercup, with glowing green eyes and shreds of mist trailing behind]

Buttercup: [in a low, scratchy voice] Mange.

Bubbles: [from inside bedroom] And don't forget... [something white sails out and bounds all over the place like a crazed Superball before settling down. It is Bubbles, wearing the hood and a matching jumpsuit and carrying the lunchbox] ...Harmony Bunny!

Blossom/Liberty Belle: And we are...!

Professor: ...Too late. [hangs up the phone as they watch in total bewilderment, then regards them with a raised eyebrow. It is clear he is disappointed in them screwing around for so long and not leaving at once to deal with the monster threat; dryly] Better heroes, huh?

[The girls hang their heads sadly]

---

Mayor: [looks at his Jigglypuff watch] Confound it! Where can those blasted girls be?! [high-beam headlights play over the two of them] Oh!

Blossom/Liberty Belle: [stops the car and climbs out] Sorry we're late, Mayor.

Bubbles/Harmony Bunny: [bouncing into view, dismounting] But we're here!

Buttercup/Mange: [dropping into view] And ready to fight!

Mayor: Splendid! But there's a teensy little problem. THE MONSTER LEFT!!! Better heroes, huh!?

[Again the girls hang their heads for being tardy to the fight. Strike two for their new superhero personas]

---

Steve the Monster: STOOOPPPPP!!!!!!

Blossom/Liberty Belle: Huh?

Bubbles/Harmony Bunny: What?

Buttercup/Mange: Huh?

Steve the Monster: Better heroes, huh? Listen, girls. My name is Steve. I'm a monster. I've been coming here for three days, causing all sorts of damage to your town. And what do I get? Two days of no-shows, and now this. A flag girl who does rope tricks, some rabbit, and Little Miss Darkness who's afraid of a little sun.

Buttercup/Mange: Hey! Do you have any idea who you're talking to?!

Bubbles/Harmony Bunny: We're superheroes!

Blossom/Liberty Belle: Real ones!

Steve the Monster: Yeah, well, that's great and all. But what am I supposed to tell the guys back on Monster Isle? You see, when a monster visits Townsville, he must fight the Powerpuff Girls. And if he can hold his own and make it back to Monster Isle alive, he's a hero. Now, this new bit is just not gonna cut it. Sure, you didn't have a thirst for vengeance, stickers with faces on them, or souped-up vehicles 'cause you didn't need them. [takes the Girls' costumes off] See, even if you take away the costumes, the props and the angst, you still have all the bravery and courage it takes to save the day. So, what do you say? [knocks over the building] Powerpuff Girls?

[The girls smile at each other]

Blossom: Let's get him, girls!

[The girls charge at Steve]

Steve the Monster: Now, that's better. [finally gets beaten up by the girls]

Narrator: So, once again, the day is saved, with no thanks to Liberty Belle, Harmony Bunny, or Mange, but to the one and only Powerpuff Girls!

Candy Is Dandy/Catastrophe [3.8]

Blossom: What have we done? Look at us. Look at Mojo. This isn't who we are. This is crazy!

Bubbles: But what about the candy?

Buttercup: Don't you see, Bubbles?

Blossom: It was the candy that did this to us. The candy made us something we're not.

The Headsucker's Moxy/Equal Fights [3.10]

Blossom: Yeah, the Mayor! If he's supposed to be running the city, Why's he always asking us to save it for him?

Ms. Bellum: [sarcastically] Oh, you're absolutely right, girls. He should be using his own superpowers to save the city.

[Silence]

Blossom: Okay. Fine. But you gotta admit, things are unfair around here. I mean, there's only one female villain in the whole town!

Ms. Bellum: And you didn't stop her.

Blossom: That's right!

Buttercup: We girls gotta look out for each other!

Female voice: Oh, really?

[Three angry women come out of the darkness and surround the girls]

Businesswoman: Was Femme Fatale looking out for me when she stole from my bank?

Policewoman: Was she looking out for me when she broke my arm?

Blonde teenage girl: [scoffs] Was she looking out for me when she stole my hairstyle? [they look a her] Well, she did!

[The shades come up as the girls realize that Femme Fatale tricked them and realize everything]

Ms. Bellum: Listen, girls. You're right about one thing: There is injustice in the world.

Ms. Keane: That's why we have you, to protect the rights of everyone. And right now, everyone in Townsville needs you.

---

Buttercup: Susan B. Anthony coins, huh?

Bubbles: Do you even know who she was?

Femme Fatale: [confused] Er...She was...Uh...Um...

Buttercup: Once upon a time, women weren't allowed to do much of anything.

Bubbles: Susan B. Anthony knew that that was wrong.

Blossom: In 1872, she broke the law by voting, and even though she was found guilty, the feds wanted to go easy on her...

Girls: Because she was a girl!

Blossom: And not send her to jail!

Femme Fatale: [stammering] Well, you know, she was this...Well, men! Girls should...Oh, man! [attempts to escape, but is cornered by Buttercup]

Buttercup: Susan B. Anthony didn’t want special treatment, she wanted to be treated equally!

[Femme Fatale tries to run, but is cornered by Bubbles]

Bubbles: She demanded that she be sent to jail, just like any man who broke the law!

[Femme Fatale tries to run pass Bubbles, but is stopped by Blossom]

Blossom: [holds up the Susan B. Anthony coin] And that's exactly what we're gonna do to you. [throws the coin at Femme Fatale's face]

[The girls proceed to beat her up]

Helter Shelter/Power Lunch [3.13]

Blossom: All right, Bubbles! What animal do you have hiding in there?!

Bubbles: He's not a animal, [opens the door and shows a blue whale in their bedroom] he's an mammal!

Moral Decay/Meet the Beat-Alls [3.13]

[Mojo fires laser beams from his robot, Him fires with his energy beam from his mouth, and Princess fires her blaster rays from her hands, hitting the girls. Fuzzy throws a rock on them. They are stunned]

Him: [effeminate] Did we just do what I think we did?

Mojo Jojo: Yes. Individually, we have failed time and again. But together, we are victorious!

Princess Morbucks: I propose we join forces, and merge into one super-villain conglomerate!

Fuzzy Lumpkins: Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup? We beat 'em? We beat all of 'em?

Him: [effeminate] That's it! We will be known as...the Silver Beat-Alls!

Mojo Jojo: No. Too fancy. We shall be known simply as...the Beat-Alls!

["A Hard Day's Night" is heard as their faces are half-hidden in shadow a la the Beatles album]

---

[Girls scream as a parody of "A Hard Day's Night" plays]

Stuart Best: [voice over] Yes, screaming girls everywhere ran screaming whenever the Beat-Alls made the scene. [the foursome walk single file along a crosswalk, in a scene reminiscent of the Beatles' album Abbey Road] Individually, it had been a long and winding road. [they enter the National Trust Bank] But together, the Beat-Alls, or the "Bad Four", as they were also known, had finally conquered Townsville.

---

Stuart Best: [voice over] And Fuzzy, the shy one...

Fuzzy Lumpkins: I'm gonna let you down and leave you flat! [throws the rock and crushes the girls, silencing them]

Stuart Best: [voice over] ...provides the rock. Thus the Brutish Invasion had begun. [the girls are repeatedly blasted and crushed] Again... and again... and again... [the Beat-Alls are leaning over a balcony smiling down, reminiscent of the Beatles' album Please Please Me] ...the girls were defeated by the Beat Alls. Till eventually, [they disappear] the girls stopped showing up entirely. [the Beat-Alls are pummeling a band that bears a striking resemblance to the Beatles] And the Beat-Alls had a ticket to ride.

Mojo Jojo: [to the audience] Will the people in the cheap seats, please leave! And the rest of you, hand over your jewelry!

[They do, followed by B&W head shots of each villain in various goofy poses]

Stuart Best: [voice over] Having finally bested the Powerpuff Girls, the Beat-Alls rushed to the top of the charts of the Most Wanted list. [wanted posters appear on the screen] When questioned, authorities had this to say.

Sgt. Pepper: [resembles Old Fred from Yellow Submarine] Thank you. My name is Sergeant Pepper of the Townsville Police, and at the request of my commanding officers, I'd like to make this statement. [clearing throat, as the parody tune of Hey Bulldog begins] Help! We need somebody! Help! Not just anybody! Help! We need the Powerpuff Girls! [clearing throat again] Thank you.

---

Professor Utonium: [referencing various Beatles songs] Oh, girls...Yesterday all our troubles seemed so far away. Now it seems as though they're here to stay. [[w:Eight Days a Week|Sitting here eight days a week, everyone seems to think you're lazy. I don't care, I think they're crazy. But you used to be running everywhere at such a speed! Now you think there's no need.

Buttercup: There isn't!

Bubbles: If we can't stop the Beat-Alls...

Blossom: We're never saving the day again.

Professor Utonium: Oh, you can't do that. What will Townsville do when they look for the girls with the sun in their eyes and they're gone?

Blossom: But what can we do?

Professor Utonium: Well, first of you have to realize that the Beat-Alls are just a rock band.

Girls: Huh?

Professor Utonium: Fuzzy, he does that-that rock thing. But that's not important. What is important is this: Mojo Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner, but he knew it couldn't last. He's just getting by with a little help from his friends.

---

Mojo Jojo: [aiming his laser gun] I want to hold your cash!

Man: [pointing] Too late. Somebody beat you to it.

[During a parody of I Want You (She's So Heavy), Mojo climbs the ladder and finds some tiny writing: "This is A Stick up!"]

Mojo Jojo: Brilliant! Who is responsible for this?! Who is behind such a unique and innovative approach to committing... [sees a female monkey] crimes? [during a parody of Strawberry Fields Forever, they fall in love] I've got to get you into my life! [she lets loose a scream at eardrum-piercing levels] I love you too!

---

[The Beat-Alls steal items during a parody of The Ballad of John and Yoko]

Princess Morbucks: So tell us again why we're only stealing toilet paper, light bulbs, milk, flour, and eggs.

Mojo Jojo: Well, Moko's idea is that stealing items that are all white isn't against the law. So it's okay to take them.

Princess Morbucks: Huh?

Mojo Jojo: It's all right 'cause they're all white!

[Princess sighs in disgust, Him looks very annoyed, and Fuzzy drops his load]

---

[Him, Princess and Fuzzy have quit the Beat-Alls]

Fuzzy Lumpkins: Now what do we do?

Him: [effeminate and demonic voice] Let's get back to where we once belonged.

---

[Princess, Him, and Fuzzy are deploying their respective weapons during a parody tune of The End]

Mayor: The Beat-Alls are up on the rooftops, and they're destroying Townsville! They just won't let it be!

Blossom: [nervously] The...Beat-Alls?

Mayor: Well, three of them, at least. [they hang up] Uh, hello?...Girls?...Oh...

---

Mojo Jojo: [gasping] Look! [news everywhere say "BEAT-ALLS ARE OVER."] Here! There! EVERYWHERE! I've got a feeling, a feeling deep inside, a feeling I can't hide! Oh, no.

Season 4

All Chalked Up [4.2]

Bubbles: Huh?...Hey! You erased my drawing, whoozer!

Mitch: Um...I did not! I might not wanna be near you.

Buttercup: [now stands nearby, angry] What are you apologizing for?! She shouldn’t draw her stupid pictures on the blacktop if she doesn’t want 'em played on! Ha, ha.

Bubbles: I have every right that you do to be here!

Buttercup: Oh, yeah?! Well, I don’t...

Bubbles: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK!

Buttercup: A playground is for playing!

Bubbles: AND DRAWING IS PLAYING IS PLAYING, YOU NINNY!!!! WILL YOU SHUT UP FOR NOW?!?!

[They start to argue at full voice, and other kids turn to watch]

Blossom: Bubb-

Children: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

[As they chant, they gather in a ring around the two squabbling sisters. Blossom, floating behind the group, moves in for a closer look and then pushes her way to the front]

Blossom: [pushes her sisters away] All right, break it up, break it up! [everyone falls silent] What’s going on here?!

Bubbles: [pointing to Buttercup] Well, she started it!

Buttercup: She was the one drawing all over the place!

Blossom: Shut up!!! [Bubbles and Buttercup stop arguing] Bubbles, you first.

Bubbles: Well, I was just minding my own business, drawing...

Buttercup: You see?

Blossom: Buttercup, let Bubbles finish!

Mitch: Just fight already!

Bubbles: Buttercup has to share the blacktop just like everyone else.

Blossom: That sounds fair to me.

Buttercup: [losing it] NO WAY! I'm not sharing nothing! This is the playground! There's plenty of paper in the classroom! She doesn't need to fill the blacktop with her scribbles. You know what I think of Bubbles and her drawings? YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?! [destroys Bubbles' chalks by stomped violently it with her foot. Bubbles is shocked] That's what I think.

[Bubbles gets up as she angry and growling as she tries to get enough energy to punch Buttercup, but she can't because she is too kind-hearted. Instead, Bubbles bursts into a fit of misery and tears, crying loudly as she flies away to a forest]

---

[As the chalk monsters attack Pokey Oaks Kindergarten]

Blossom: EVERYONE GET INSIDE! [all the kids run into the classroom. A giant chalk turtle smashes the classroom's roof] EVERYONE GET OUTSIDE!

[The kids run back outside]

---

[Bubbles uses the chalk to turn all the other monsters into happy drawings. Him is enraged]

Him: No! No! NO!

Powerpuff Girls: All right!

Him: You can't do that! You're supposed to express your anger!

Bubbles: I am. I'm just expressing it in a positive way. And I think you were more positive when you were a cute...little...butterfly! [Uses her chalk to draw on Him, turning him into a butterfly, embarrassing Him] What do you think?

Blossom: Oh, yes.

Buttercup: Much better.

Him: NO! [disappears in a flash of light]

[The monsters turn back into harmless chalk drawings]

Blossom: [to Bubbles] You did it!

Buttercup: Yeah, you rock, Bubbles! Um...I, uh...um...well, I...

Bubbles: [putting hands on Buttercup's shoulders] That's okay. I forgive you.

Get Back, Jojo [4.3]

Narrator: So once again the days are saved... [the girls appear in their usual pose] ...thanks to the Powerpuff Girls! But the credit should go to none other than Mojo Jojo... [he appears, replacing the girls, when his name is spoken. He looks completely dumbfounded] ...who once again had a hand in helping create the Powerpuff Girls!

Mojo: [anguished] NOOOOOOOO!!!

Narrator: Yes!

Him Diddle Riddle [4.4]

[After the girls solve the first riddle]

Him: [effeminate voice] Congratulations! One down, eight to go. And remember, you must solve these riddles within the time limit. Fail in any aspect and [demonic voice] the Professor will pay!

Buttercup: You tell us where the Professor is, Him!

Him: [effeminate] Ah-ah-ah. You've brought joy to the people for so many years. Now to their eyes, you must bring tears. [demonic] You've got two minutes.

---

[After the girls solve the second riddle]

Him: [effeminate] Very clever! Oh, you got that one without trying. Now do this without flying! Go to the corner of Chang and Ching, there on the street the phone will ring. What then, you might ask? Answer the phone to get your next task. [demonic] You've got three minutes!

---

[After the girls solve the third riddle]

Blossom: We did it, Him. Now what?

Him: [effeminate] Well, well. Presidential Fitness Awards all around. [demonic] Now let's excercise your brain! [effeminate] Train A left Pokey Oaks train station at 11:40 at a hundred miles per hour. Train B left Norwalk Station 10 minutes later at 90 miles per hour heading towards Train A. [demonic] Where will they collide?

Bubbles: Math?! I hate math!

Blossom: Bubbles! Think of the Professor!

Him: [effeminate] You've got one minute!

---

[Blossom is doing math on an abacus after Him tells her that she's got 1 minute]

Buttercup: Can't you abacus any faster?

Blossom: "Abacus" my butt!

---

[After the girls solve the fourth riddle]

Him: [effeminate] Well, girls, you caught these two trains right on time.

Blossom: We're finished with this nonsense, Him! Now where's the Professor?

Him: But I've only just started! In the ear of corn, you will find happiness, joy, and the ties that bind. Squirrels store nuts and birds sing songs, but in the Cave of Eternity, everyone's wrong. On the limb of a tree, there's a monkey who's free, and there he will give you something for me. [demonic] You've got two minutes; 45 seconds!

[The girls solve the fifth riddle, which ironically took place during the commercial break. Him licks an ice cream]

Him: [effeminate] I can't believe you got that one right! You got the right flavor and everything!

---

Blossom: Ooh, ooh! I know, I know! Ms. Keanes... who will the other Ms. Keane say is the real Ms. Keane?

[The two Keanes exchange a nervous glance]

Keane 2: She would say that I was the real Ms. Keane!

Keane 1: And she would say that she was the real Ms. Keane!

Blossom: It’s so apparent! It's obvious that the liar would say that the real Ms. Keane would say that the fake Ms. Keane is the real Ms. Keane. And conversely, the real Ms. Keane would say that the fake Ms. Keane would say she is the real Ms. Keane. So therefore, the real Ms. Keane is none other than... number two! [Bubbles and Buttercup look at Him who is stunned]

Him: [shrugs] She's right.

---

Him: [effeminate] Time's up! Put your #2 pencils down and pass your papers forward. Let's start with Buttercup's results, shall we? 25.

Blossom: Haha!

Him: Next, Blossom's. 10.

Blossom: What?!

Buttercup: Ha!

Him: And finally, Bubbles.

[She only filled in the dots to draw a flower]

Blossom: Oh, no...

Buttercup: The Professor's a goner!

[Bubbles' score is 1075, much to everyone's surprise]

Blossom: Huh?

Buttercup: Huh?

Him: Huh?

Bubbles: Ha!

Him: Well, I'll be darned. [demonic] You will not defeat me, you little brats! The Professor will pay!

---

[After the girls solve the seventh riddle, a lizard monster appears in the city]

Him: [effeminate] Let's see if you can defeat this monster.

Blossom: No problem.

Him: Ah-ah-ah. You didn't let me finish. You must get rid of this little guy without using your superpowers.

Blossom: Again, no problem.

---

[After the girls solve the eighth riddle]

Him: [demonic] NO! You brats shouldn't have gotten this far!

Blossom: One riddle left, Him, and the Professor is good as ours!

Him: [effeminate] We'll see, won't we? You will find your Professor when you solve this last rhyme: "Where is boiling and freezing at the same time?". [Laughs] The Professor [demonic] will pay! [effeminate] 30 seconds.

---

Him: [effeminate] Too late, girls. You failed. [demonic] The Professor is going to pay! [laughs]

Professor: No!

Powerpuff Girls: Professor...

Him: [demonic] Time to pay. [suddenly rings up a cash register; effeminate] That'll be 7.95, please.

Powerpuff Girls: [stunned] Say wha...?!

Him: [effeminate] You see, I bet the Professor here a free breakfast if you girls could solve all my riddles. But you failed. [demonic] And now he has to pay full price!

Professor: Here's your money, Him. Your flapjacks are good, but not that good. I'm never eating here again! Come on, girls. Let's go eat at the other restaurant.

Him: [effeminate] Wait! Wait, come back! I'll make my flapjacks cheaper!

[The Powerpuff Girls stare at the camera, stunned and confused]

Narrator: [just as confused] And so...hmm...ugh... yeah.

Members Only [4.5]

Mascumax: Men of Earth! Witness the coming of... MASCUMAX! Breaker of men! Taker of worlds! Be there any true men amongst thee?! Step forth and bring thy manhood against mine own, so that we might see who has the upper hand upon the measuring stick!

---

[Mascumax has been defeating the male superheroes easily]

Mascumax: Fools! I feed off your expulsions of manliness! The more manhood you bring against me, the harder I become!

Blossom: Hey, buff! Why don't you try some Powerpuff?

Mascumax: What? Little girls?! [laughs] Shouldn't you be home learning how to be mommies?!

Buttercup: Ugh, this stuff again?

Blossom: Look, this planet is our home, and mommies are ready to clean house! [they land several successful blows on Mascumax and knock him down] All right, ladies, let's do some real cookin'! Form Furious Flaming Feline!

[The girls form a cat-like shape made of fire, which leaps at Mascumax, setting him on fire, and rubs against his leg]

Mascumax: ARGH! NO, IT CANNOT BE!

Blossom: If you can't take the heat, then stay out of the kitchen!

[Mascumax chickens out, transforming back into hotrod mode and flying back into space]

Mascumax: [sobbing] WAH! MOMMY, THERE WAS SOME GIRLS, AND THEY WERE BEING MEAN TO ME!

Knock it Off [4.6]

Professor Utonium: When were you in New York?

Blossom: Yesterday.

Buttercup: [whispering] No, today.

Blossom: I mean...today.

---

Blossom: What happened to Professor Dick?

Bubbles: And the other Powerpuff Girls?

Professor Utonium: Well, Old Dick may have gotten the formula right, but the one ingredient that he forgot was "love". Let's go home, girls.

Professor Dick: [screaming while dying] NO!

Super Friends [4.7]

[The girls introduce their new friend Robin to Professor Utonium]

Bubbles: He made us in his laboratory by accident.

Professor: Yes, uh...well, it was sort of an accident...

Robin: That's okay, Professor. I was an accident, too! [his eyes widen] Your dad is funny!

---

Princess: Hey girls, let me be a Powerpuff Girl for a day and you could ride in Daddy's limo with me to school!

Blossom: No thanks, Princess. We'd rather walk with our new friend, Robin, to school.

Princess: Very well then. You obviously don't know a thing about first class travel...how 'bout 5 bucks?

Blossom: [resting her hands on her hips] Would that be 5 bucks to ride in your limo, or 5 bucks to be a Powerpuff Girl?

Stray Bullet [4.9]

[The Powerpuff Girls induct their new member]

Blossom : May I have your attention, please! Friends! Family! Esteemed colleagues! We are gathered here today for a momentous occasion! Bubbles, translate.

Bubbles: Oh yeah. Cheep cheep, cheep cheep. Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep.

Blossom: Today, for the first time ever...

Bubbles: Cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep...

Blossom: ...we have discovered an individual...

Bubbles: ...cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep...

Blossom: ...whose bravery...

Bubbles: ...cheep cheep cheep...

Blossom: ...strength...

Bubbles: ...cheep...

Blossom: ...and agility...

Bubbles: ...cheep cheep...

Blossom: ...have proven her worthy to be a member of our exclusive organization...

The Powerpuff Girls: THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

Bubbles: CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP! Hey, Professor! Clap!

Professor Utonium: Hm? Oh, uh, yay!

Blossom: And so, dubbed with the appropriate 'B' name...

Bubbles: Cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep...

Buttercup: Bruce begins with a B!

Blossom: Shh! I hereby dub thee...

Bubbles: Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep...

Blossom: ...Powerpuff Bullet!

Bubbles: ...Cheep cheep - Cheep cheep!

Professor Utonium: Woo hoo, yeah! [hoots] Ha ha ha, yeah! [hoots]

Forced Kin [4.10]

[The invading robot has defeated the Girls and wrecked Townsville]

Mojo Jojo: No! My laboratory, home to all my evil plans and devices...destroyed!

Robot: Earth creatures, the destruction of your dwelling area is now complete. I am now your new leader.

Mojo Jojo: NO! That is my line! I've always wanted to say that!

Robot: And you will now bow down to me. [Townsville's people are shown bowing] Yes, just like that.

Mojo Jojo: No! No! NO...! [he goes completely berserk, shrieking like a wild chimpanzee as the robot watches in disgust] YOU!! HAVE!! BROKEN!! MY!! DREAMS!!!! [beats up the robot, finally knocking it down with a blow to the head with the hard loaf of bread. He then pulls its lower leg back, making it cry out in pain and pound the ground] Say it! SAY IT!! SAY IT!!!

Robot: YOU ARE THE MOST EVIL! [collapses again]

Mojo Jojo: And don't you forget it!

Keen on Keane/Not So Awesome Blossom [4.11]

[During a battle between Blossom and one of Mojo's robots]

Blossom: Okay! It's just you and me! Let's see what you got! [blows a raspberry at the robot]

---

Professor: [reading Mojo's note over the hotline] "Bubbles, Buttercup or whichever of the two remaining Powerpuff Girls has answered the hotline, listen closely. Pay attention. Concentrate intently on the words coming from my mouth. I, the Professor, am being held prisoner. I am being kept against my will in a location not of my choosing. If you desire my safe return you must..." Oh, excuse me. Could you please move your finger?

Mojo: Sorry.

Professor: Thank you. "...come to the lair of Mojo Jojo together, not alone. Independently..."

Buttercup: I think we need to go to Mojo's and save the Professor.

Bubbles: Again?!

Power-Noia [4.12]

[After finding out that it's "Him" all along, Blossom becomes determined to face her fear in the dream world]

Blossom: ENOUGH! Next question.

Him/Ms. Keane: [effeminate voice] Sure, next question. [demonic voice] What is the square root of seven?! [Him and the schoolchildren laugh]

Blossom: Seven doesn't have a square root. It's prime!

[Everyone stops laughing]

Him/Ms. Keane: That is... [effeminate] correct. What is the algebraic formula for determining the area of a triangle?

Blossom: Half the base times height!

Him/Ms. Keane: That's correct. If a train leaves Boston at 12:30pm traveling at 75 miles per hour, and another train leaves Los Angeles at the same time traveling at 90 miles per hour... [demonic] which one will get to Cuba first?

Blossom: Neither! Trains don't go to Cuba, "Ms. Keane"!

Him/Ms. Keane: [effeminate] Well, how perspective of you. Oh, well. [throws question cards away; demonic] Tests bore me. You think you're so smart, don't you?

Blossom: I outsmarted you, didn't I?

---

Him: Please! No more! Don't hurt me! I don't understand. [demonic] I was so close! [effeminate] I almost had you! You are supposed to be afraid!

Blossom: Guess you should've done your homework, weirdo!

Bubbles: We're sisters and we love each other!

Blossom: And we're not afraid of anything as long as we have each other.

Buttercup: Gimme a break, you two! Yab-yab-yab! Can I toss this guy, already?

[Pause]

Blossom: Oh, okay.

Him: No, wait! It's cool! It's cool! Everything's cool! [Buttercup punches Him into a black hole] NO!

Season 5

Toast of the Town/Divide and Conquer [5.2]

Mayor: Mayor want toast! Mayor want toast!

Professor Utonium: Look I'm a scientist not a mechanic, what you need to do is take your toaster to the manufacturer and have a certified mechanic fix it.

Mayor: [get mad] MAYOR WANT TOAST! MAYOR WANT TOAST!

Professor Utonium: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I'll have a look at your toaster. But then I've got to get back to my experiments.

Mayor: Oh, goody, goody! [starts to jump up and down] Is it done yet?

Professor: No.

Mayor: How about now?

Professor: No

Mayor: Now?

Professor: No.

Mayor: Now it's done right?

Professor: No, no, no, it's not done. Look, I don't really know what I'm doing, so it's gonna take a while. Why don't you just wait over there, and I'll let you know when I'm finished.

---

Professor: Oh, no. You're gonna sit right here, be a good little Mayor, and stay put while I work on your toaster. And if you're quiet, you can have some candy. Good boy. [puts the mayor in a highchair, and gives him a jar full of candy]

Mayor: Say, these are all lemon! Somebody ate all the Goody cherry candies! [throws jar on the ground] Mayor want cherry! Mayor want cherry!

Professor: [runs to him with an industrial size bag cherry candies] Here, cherry. Now please, let me work in peace.

---

Blossom: Professor! What's going on?

Professor: Oh, it's the mayor, girls. He got into my chemical X so I scolded him, and now he's run off pouting.

Burglar Alarmed/'Shotgun Wedding [5.3]

Bubbles: You know what I think? I think that you don’t have another appointment!

Burglar: [laughing nervously] You're right. You got me. No appointment. It's the train. I have to catch the two-thirty train. [starts to back away from the door]

Buttercup: [from the fireplace] There is no Townsville two-thirty train.

Burglar: [makes a beeline for the sliding doors] Yeah, well, I really should be going anyway.

[An eye laser beam hits the doors' middle edge, sealing off his escape]

Blossom: But, Mr. Burglar, you just got here.

---

[The burglar runs into a dark room]

Burglar: Those girls are mutants! I don’t have a chance against them! Superpower strength...telekinetic levitation...laser beam eyeballs! Ah, here we go. [pulled on the arm of Buttercup hanging from the ceiling, with red light emanating from her eyes like a lamp]

Buttercup: Click.

Burglar: I sure picked the wrong house to rob!

Buttercup: You sure did.

[Realizing she isn't a lamp, he screams and races into the kitchen]

Blossom: Mr. Burglar Man! We're not going to tell you again!

The Boys are Back in Town [5.5]

Narrator: And their day, the girls even manage to humble...HIM.

[In his lair, Him is angrily watching the Powerpuff Girls on TV having saved the day once again]

Buttercup: [on TV] Yeah, it was rough in the beginning, but I paced myself and just wore the monster down.

Blossom: [on TV] We were just glad to be of service. Good job, girls!

Him: [mocking Blossom; effeminate voice] "We were just glad to be of service. Good job, girls!" [demonic voice] Blah! Blast the Powerpuff brats! They disgust me! So...effortless! They seem to be unbeatable. [effeminate] All these years, and all the villains have produced nothing. So much time, such little results. [demonic] There must be a way. There must be someone who can knock those brats down to size! [groans and sits down on his chair; effeminate] Oh, boy. [suddenly sees something on the TV and slowly smiles; demonic] Oh, boy...

---

Brick: You girls just got lucky last time. This time, there's no way you're gonna beat my boys!

Butch: Butch!

Boomer: Boomer!

Brick: And me, Brick! [Boomer sees a fly and playfully swats at it; annoyed] Pay attention!

Bubbles: [giggling] Are you guys sure you're ready for another beating?

Boomer: [trying to sound tough] You girls are gonna eat your words, spit 'em out, and eat 'em again!

Blossom: ...That doesn't even make sense.

Boomer: I know you are, but what am I?!

Buttercup: Enough! Talk is cheap! Let's do this!

Butch: [snickers dementedly] This is gonna be fun!

---

Blossom: All right, girls. I think we know what we have to do. Let's give 'em some sugar!

Bubbles: [eagerly] Ooh, ooh, I want the blonde! I think he's cute!

Buttercup: Man, you're weird!

---

Brick: Your cootie-kisses only make us bigger!

Boomer: Stronger!

Butch: And tougher!

Brick: [laughs] You stupid lame-o girls never learn. Now it's time to put these babies to bed!

---

Blossom: So you're behind this, Him! What did you do to make our kisses powerless?!

Him: [effeminate] Oh, that. That's my little secret. You see, I realized that the Boys' only weakness [demonic] was your pathetic little kisses. And since I [effeminate] knew you would resort to that, I added a little something extra: a cootie vaccination! "Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now you have a cootie shot!" [laughs] I got the spell off the Internet. But your kisses aren't totally useless, girls. [demonic] They make my boys bigger and more powerful! [laughs; effeminate] At last, I win! Have fun, girls! Ta-ta!

---

Brick: You calling us STUPID?!

Boomer: We'll show you stupid! [crosses his arms and smiles proudly. Brick slaps him]

---

[After the Powerpuff Girls finally defeat the Rowdyruff Boys by shrinking them down to size, Him comes back, angry]

Him: [demonic] CAN'T YOU LITTLE BRATS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?! I SENT YOU TO DESTROY THEM, AND WHAT DO YOU DO?! [effeminate] You get all sissified! [with a wave of his claw, he makes the Boys vanish. The Girls smile in triumph] Oh, don't look so smug, girls. Though you may have won this time, [demonic voice] it was a lucky victory and you know it! [effeminate] In time, you [demonic voice] will [effeminate] fall, and we [demonic voice] will [effeminate] defeat you! So keep on your toes, stay alert, [demonic voice] and watch your back...because the boys are back in town! [vanishes in a spiral of smoke, laughing]

Blossom: Oh, boy...

Narrator: "Oh, boy" is right! It seems the battle of the sexes has begun! Let's just hope the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

See Me, Feel Me, Gnomey [5.6]

Bossman: [singing] Townsville's goin' down! I'm gonna throw this paper on the ground!

---

The Mayor: [singing] The babies can grow, and the little old folks, can walk real slooo-ho!

---

Professor: [repeated line, singing] Do the people have to be freedom beef?

---

The Gnome: [the only unsung words in the entire episode, falling down to his demise; last words] As I descend to the Earth, and I view the universe above me, I realize that life revolves, evolves, and dissolves, completely around the opposites. Therefore, I conclude that I cannot exist in my Utopian... [closes his eyes] mind... [hits the ground]

Pee Pee G's/Boy Toys [5.7]

Narrator: The city of Towns- [in the girls' room, they stare morosely at another lake in their bed] ...oh, come on! I've heard of toilet humor, but this is ridiculous!

Girls: [weakly] I didn't do it...

---

Mojo: You should have seen your faces when... [laughs] "You did it!" "No, you did it!" "I didn't do it!" [laughs uncontrollably until he feels a pee coming on] Uh-oh! [just wet the bed, causing the girls to laugh] Shut up, shut up! It's not what it looks like! My water bottle broke! It's not funny! Shut up!

Seed No Evil/The City of Clipsville [5.8]

[Cut to teenaged valley girl versions of Blossom and Bubbles at the mall]

Teen Buttercup: Blossom! Look!

[They gaze at teenage counterparts of the Rowdyruff Boys]

Teen Butch: [reading a magazine] Wow.

Teen Bubbles: [on her phone] Tell me about it. Like, that's what I said. Hang on a sec-

Teen Blossom: [nudging her] Bubbles, quick! Look!

[Teen Bubbles drops the phone as Teen Boomer is drinking a soda. All three girls are positively smitten]

Teen Bubbles: [hushed] Oh, we shouldn't talk to them. They're bad.

Teen Blossom and Teen Buttercup: [smiling wickedly] I know.

[As Bubbles talks to Boomer, a monster smashes through the dome and attacks screaming patrons while the teens do not notice]

Teen Boomer: So...wassup?

Teen Bubbles: Oh, um...you know...hangin' out. What's up with you?

Teen Boomer: You know...hangin' out.

Teen Bubbles: [laughing] For sure.

[As the other Girls talk to their counterparts, a couple of armed robbers open fire and rob a jewelry store as the teens pay no heed]

Teen Butch: So wassup, ladies?

Teen Brick: You goin' to Todd's tonight?

Teen Blossom: Um...I have to study for an algebra test. For my English class. What are you doing?

Teen Brick: Uh...going to Todd's.

Teen Blossom: [laughing] Oh! What a coincidence.

Teen Buttercup: So what are you driving now?

[As they talk, an ATM explodes and two robbers run through a hole in the wall with a wagonload of cash]

Teen Butch: Oh, I'm rockin' a new Escalade. Wanna take a ride?

Teen Buttercup: Uh, that's okay. We rode the one up from the first level.

Teen Butch: Yeah, I just put an MP3 player in it.

Teen Buttercup: Oh, cool! I love that game. How about you, Blossom? Wanna take a ride on Butch's escalator?

Teen Blossom: Sure. What floor?

[A flying saucer starts shooting and a large red monster roars. Back to the present]

Buttercup: Boy, were we dumb.

Blossom: Yeah. Let's remember something else.

Lying Around the House/Bubble Boy [5.9]

Brick: [he and his brothers drank 3 cans of soda] Man, beating up people for fun is really fun!

Boomer: Yeah! Beating up people for fun is really fun! [Brick throws a can in Boomer's face] Ow!

Brick: Dude! That's the dumbest thing you said all DAY!

Boomer: Well you said the same thing!

Brick: Yeah, but it sounds COOL coming out of my mouth!

---

Boomer: I don't care what they say; I'm not as dumb as I look.

---

Bubbles: What are we going to do? [she is now dressed as Boomer] Well, how do I look?

Boomer: [now in his underwear] Boy, do you look dumb!

Blossom: Need we say more?

---

Blossom: Gee, Professor, you sure outdid yourself with that containment ray.

Professor: I'll say! Once again, I have no idea what I did!

---

Bubbles: [as Boomer] Uh, hi! It's me, Boomer, your brother!

Brick: We know you're our brother. We're not as stupid as you!

---

Brick: I know, let's punch each other in the face until someone says, "Hey, stop punching me in the face." You first, Boomer. [punches Bubbles, who is posing as Boomer]

[Brick and Butch laugh; Bubbles gets teary-eyed]

Buttercup: Don't cry, Bubbles. You'll give yourself away.

Bubbles: Heh, funny. Okay, my turn.

Brick: Nah, I'm sick of that game.

---

[After Bubbles sprays "Flowers are pretty...dumb!" on a wall]

Butch: For a second there, I thought you were turning girly on us.

Brick: Yeah! And "dum-buh"? Geez, Boomer, if you're gonna do graffiti, at least spell the words right! Sheesh, talk about "dum-buh".

Butch: Yeah! What a "dum-bee"!

[Brick and Butch laugh]

---

Brick: Hey, I thought you loved cock-a-roaches. Don't you love cock-a-roaches?

Bubbles: [forcing a smile] Well...sure. Sure I do. I love those little guys.

Brick: Hey, I believe you. That's why you have no problem...EATING IT!

---

Professor: [after Bubbles captures the Rowdyruff Boys on her own] Bubbles! I could hardly contain myself hiding in the closet.

---

Professor: [after Bubbles apologizes] That's alright, Bubbles. I'm sorry you had to eat a cockroach!

Bubbles: [who is still posing as Boomer] That's okay, it tasted like CHICKEN!

A Documentary/Girls Gone Mild [5.10]

Brian Larsen: I'm Brian, and this is my documentary. And you're gonna find out firsthand just who those cute little crime-fighters are. So buckle up...this is gonna be a wild ride.

---

Brian Larsen: Sugar...spice...and everything nice. Yep, those are pretty normal ingredients, all right. [[an electric mixer is applied to the stuff; it becomes mush] Mix 'em all together, and they pretty much make... [it's dumped out] ...mush. But to the city of Townsville, those three special ingredients together make a totally different result.

---

[A school bus is stuck to the side of a building]

Brian Larsen: Although this bus looks better than that corporate art, it's actually a reminder of another battle that took place here in Townsville. There are other reminders and countless monuments where three little girls saved this wonderful city. [Shows the Townsville Tribune with the headline "PPGS SAVE THE DAY!"] Their photos have graced newspapers and tabloids numerous times. [shows The Powerpuff Store] They have merchandising... [a TV screen with the show's title appears] ...and even their own TV show.

---

Brian Larsen: Ah, Mayor! Uh, hi. I'm shooting a documentary, and I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions?

[Ms. Bellum steps to the doorway]

Mayor: Look, I don't know nothin' about nothin'! [walking away as camera follows] You can't prove it, I wasn't there, I was young and I needed the money!

Ms. Bellum: [steps into the view near the camera] I'm sorry, but you're going to have to leave.

Brian Larsen: Uh, just let me ask a few questions.

Ms. Bellum: Uh, this is an unannounced visit. [shoving camera] Security!

Brian Larsen: Don't touch the camera! [the front doors are swung shut] That really didn't get me anywhere. With my interview lacking any real information or substance, I decided to hit the streets again.

---

Brian Larsen: Having dealt with the positive side of the spectrum, I decided to find the people who knew them on a working level: their evil counterparts. [cut to Princess Morbucks approaching her limousine with two beefy bodyguards] But this proved even more fleeting.

Princess Morbucks: Sorry. No interviews!

[Cut to The Gangreen Gang who attack him, causing the camera view to shift erratically until he runs. Cut to a forest]

Fuzzy Lumpkins: [waving his shotgun] GET OFFA MY PROPERTY, DAGNABIT!

Brian Larsen: Yeah, but wait, I just want to...

Fuzzy: NO TRESPASSIN'! [swings the weapon; there is static]

[Cut to the observatory]

Brian Larsen: Mr. Mojo? Uh, hi. My name is Brian, and I'm making a documentary, and I'd like to talk with you...

Mojo Jojo: [over intercom, impatiently] Can't talk, planning evil scheme.

---

[An interview with an irritated man on the Powerpuff Girls]

Don Shank: Yeah. I worked with them. They're about this big. [note: he is a real life animator on the show]

---

Brian Larsen: [nervously] I'm standing right in front of Mojo Jojo, and he seems to be looking right at me.

[Mojo jumps forward and captures him]

Mojo: Not only do I have a hostage, I have a camera too! Hello!

Blossom: What are you gonna do with him?

Mojo: Mmm...I might drop him.

Bubbles: You wouldn't dare! [flies forward to rescue him] Gotcha! Stay here, Mr. Man. [rejoins her sisters' fight against Mojo]

Brian Larsen: Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow...oh, wow!

[They fight and defeat Mojo, then notice the camera]

Buttercup: Hey, look! We're on camera!

Bubbles: Hi, Professor!

Brian Larsen: [to his camera] Whoa! Can you believe that?! I mean, that was so awesome! I-I can't believe it, I mean, this is great! Never in all my days did I think I could get something like that! I-I realize now that it's not about what makes the girls tick; it's about the fact that once again the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls! Whoo!

Curses/Bang for Your Buck [5.11]

[As Blossom continues reading and Buttercup waits impatiently with another block in hand, Bubbles floats along the balcony to the doorway. Her blank expression has not changed.]

Buttercup: Hey, Bubbles. What’s for dinner?

Blossom: Hey, Bubbles... Bubbles? [Bubbles floats across the room, paying no heed, and stops near Buttercup and the tower of blocks]

Buttercup: Hel-lo? Earth to Bubbles! Dinner? [cut to the coloring book on the floor. Octi hangs into view from above, still held by Bubbles; from offscreen] Bubbles? Bubbles! [Octi is dropped] Oh, I give up.

[The owner of said octopus descends into view and picks up a crayon to start in on her coloring again. She seems rather distracted, however, and the crayon breaks in her hand. Cut to her sisters; she rises from the ground.]

Bubbles: [suddenly angry] Stupid fucking crayon! [this outburst has drawn the attention of the other two in a hurry] That was my favorite color!

[Buttercup lets a block slip from her grasp, while Blossom forgets about her book altogether. Now Bubbles settles happily down to her work as her sisters approach during the next line.]

Bubbles: Well, I guess my unicorn will have to be pink.

Buttercup: What was that you said?

Blossom: Where did you learn that word?

Bubbles: The Professor. I think it’s pretty.

Buttercup: Yeah. I don’t know what it means, but it sounds cool.

Blossom: It’s pretty obvious, isn’t it? It’s gotta be an adjective. That’s used to lend emphasis to words. Like “great” or “fantastic.” [cut to her sisters; she continues offscreen] I’m guessing it can be used for good and bad things. [Bubbles and Buttercup smile at each other; back to her] Like, you can say “great,” “super-great,” or ”fucking great.” [more yowling from outside, mixed with a dog barking]

Bubbles: Kitty?

Buttercup: Fucking cool!

Bubbles & Buttercup: Hell, that makes sense.

Blossom: Hell, trust me. I know what I’m fucking talking about.

Bubbles: I fucking love it!

Buttercup: I wanna fucking try it! Hey, I fucking did it!

Girls: [in an instant, they are circling the ceiling light fixture] We love fuck! It’s such a great word! We love shit! It’s such a great word! [jumping on bed] We love ass! We love bitch! [they collapse on the mattress in a giggling heap]

Silent Treatment/Sweet 'n' Sour [5.12]

Bubbles: Look! The bank's being held up by little baby animals. Isn't that sweet?

Buttercup: Watch out, they could be dangerous. I'll take of this! [Flies over to The Fluffy Bunch]

Blossom: Wait! Buttercup! [Buttercup grabs Cuddly Bunny's arm as she shakes in fear]

Buttercup: Hey! Where do you think you're going with Townsville's money?

Cuddly Bunny: Ow! You hurt me! [Puppy Wuppy and Fluffy Kitty cower in fear]

Puppy Wuppy: Please! Have mercy!

Lady 1: Oh poor things!

Man 1: Did you see how she almost tore off his arm?

Bank Manager: I've never seen such unnecessary brutality in my life!

---

Bubbles: I'm sorry. They have to learn their lesson. [they take the Fluffy Bunch into the air as the other people boo]

Puppy Wuppy: [to Buttercup] Listen hear, you bug eyed creeps. We won't last one minute in that jail!

Cuddly Bunny: [to Bubbles] Yeah. Not with our... cute little faces.

Fluffy Kitty: [to Blossom] Yeah. So, why won't you do us all a favor and let us go now?

Blossom: No way! [the girls land near the Townsville Police Station]

Bubbles: [to the policeman] Here are the convicts we told you about.

Policeman: Hey there, little guys. This is a prison, not a pet shop. What am I supposed to do with them? [The Fluffy Bunch whimper and purr sadly and the policeman picks them up] Aw, come here, you little... [Laughs] Oh.

---

Puppy Wuppy: What a week. We sure have Townsville fooled.

Cuddly Bunny: Yeah. We stolen just about everything in sight.

Fluffy Kitty: I feel ya, though. I can't wait to get out of this place. All the hugging and cuddling and cute talking... is driving me crazy!

Puppy Wuppy: Don't worry. We'll be outta here in no time. [they see a new bank] Whoa! Look! A new bank! Let's hit it!

[They burst in and see children of Pokey Oaks Kindergarten]

Little Girl: Look! Cute fuzzy animals! Let's hug 'em!

[The children charge toward The Fluffy Bunch, who scream as they get crushed by the children]

Puppy Wuppy: Ooh. Ow. Yow! Cut it out! Stop! Yow! That's hurt! OW!

Cuddly Bunny: OW OW OW. OOH No. OW. Watch the ears! My toe! Ow.

Fluffy Kitty: Ugh. Ow. Ugh. Aah! Meow. Ugh Ooh. Uh!

[Children run outside carrying The Fluffy Bunch]

Fluffy Kitty: Help! Help!

Cuddly Bunny: Help! Help! Help!

Puppy Wuppy: HELP! HELP! HELP!

[The walls of the National Bank fall down revealing Pokey Oaks Kindergarten in disguise]

Children of Pokey Oaks Kindergarten: Yay!

The Fluffy Bunch: [in unison] PLEASE HELP US! HELP!

Bubbles: Well, do you think that was enough punishment for their crimes?

Buttercup: Definitely.

Blossom: Well, you know what they say, "If you can't beat 'em, love 'em." [they laugh]

Season 6

Prime Mates/Coupe D'Etat [6.1]

Narrator: And so for the only time, the day is saved—thanks to the mopey, Mopey Popo!

Mopey Popo: Eat my jerky.

Makes Zen to Me/Say Uncle [6.2]

Buttercup: Those jerks! It's not like how they say, I'm just doing my job! I'm just...Oh, Who am I kidding? They're right. I'm a mess. I need to change and I don't even know where to start.

Monk: At the beginning, Grasshopper.

Buttercup: What the? Who? I'm not a grasshopper!

Mo' LinguishOops, I Did It Again [6.4]

Bubbles: Mojo has managed to bring Townsville to a complete standstill by having all of the people speak in the most lengthy of questions and redundant answers! Thus, nothing can be asked or answered without the verbosity of words causing the city to come to a permanent and most painful halt. Furthermore...

Blossom and Buttercup: Bubbles!

Custody Battle/City of Nutsville [6.7]

Him: I brought the boys back, so I am their father now!

Mojo: Incorrect! The Rowdyruff Boys were my idea, which means I was the original creator! Yes, it was I who originally created them, which means it was I whose creativity led to the origin of the idea which resulted in the creation of them! Therefore, the idea originated before the actual creating began, resulting in total origination of all creativity!

Brick: [scratching his head mockingly] Yeah...I didn't get that the first time. Can you repeat that? [The Boys laugh and high five each other again. Him laughs along with them]

Him: I'm sorry, Mojo. But your creation was destroyed by the Powerpuff Girls. [demonic] And would probably still be destroyed [effeminate] if I didn't revive them! Besides, seeing how I made them better, they should [demonic] remain mine!

Mojo: Better?! How can you make Mojo Jojo's design of the Rowdyruff Boys any better?!

Him: [laughs, effeminate] By making them immune to the Powerpuff's girly kisses! Now they can't be destroyed by the mere talk of cooties! [demonic] So why don't you run along, chimp-chump?!

Mojo: [losing his temper] Those boys were created to do pure evil, which makes me the more fit father, since I am pure evil!

Him: [effeminate] Oh, I'm sorry! But nobody does evil [demonic] THE WAY I DO!

---

Mojo Jojo: Behold! The TRCP-800.

Boomer: You mean "Totally Rad City Pulverizer"?

Mojo Jojo: [gives Boomer an exasperated look] No, dum-dum. [Brick hits Boomer] "The Remote-Control Pickle"!

---

Brick: You mean "we" can blow things up and stuff?

Mojo: Mmm-hmm.

Brick: Anything?

Mojo Jojo: Anything.

---

[Him prepares to blow up the sun, destroying the Earth in the process]

Him: [effeminate] Splendidly evil, [demonic] isn't it?

Mojo Jojo: Evil?! How about STUPID?! Yes, thanks to your foolishness, we will be reduced to nothing! Nothing! Like the amount of intelligence inside your head! Nothing! Like the amount of respect I get after 6 SEASONS ON THIS SHOW! [Him turns the sun back to normal] No, you are not the more evil parent! You are the more STUPID parent, which makes you unfit to be the father of these boys!

---

[The boys fly to Townsville as Mojo and Him begin to cry with joy]

Mojo Jojo: My...that's the evilest thing I can imagine.

Him: [sniffs; effeminate] All you can do is raise them the best you know how, and hope they turn out right.

Mojo Jojo and Him: [to each other in unison] I'm so proud of them!

[The two villains put an arm around each other]

Narrator: And so, with Mojo and Him finally happy together, the day is doomed, thanks to...the Rowdyruff Boys.

That's Not My Baby/Simian Says [6.9]

Mojo Jojo: [after kidnapping the Narrator and taking his place] The city of Townsville. A city that, while being a city, is for some inexplicable reason called "Town." And not only is it called a "Town," but also a "Ville," thus making it a city, town, and village, which seems to me to be redundant and repetitive, which can be quite annoying if you ask me, which you have no choice but to do, for now I, Mojo Jojo, am in charge of...the city of Townsville!

---

Buttercup: In the stomach or in the face?

Mojo Jojo: How about a third type of opinion?

---

Blossom: Something feels not right.

Bubbles: We beat up Mojo...

Buttercup: And saved the day...

Blossom: But, what?

[They think for a moment; the sound of muffled cries is heard]

Bubbles: Hey, girls! Look! [points to the door]

[Blossom opens the door, and pulls off a piece of tape from the mouth of the narrator, who is offscreen]

Narrator: OW! Oh, girls, thank goodness it's you! I can finally end this nightmare! So once again the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

Buttercup: I knew something was missing!

Blossom: Goodnight, folks!

[Long pause as the girls simply float on the ending titles screen]

Buttercup: [impatiently] Now what?

Narrator: Er...could I have a ride home?

Bubbles: Of course!

Sun Scream/City of Frownsville [6.10]

Narrator: And the Powerpuff Girls are soaking it all up. At the beach!

[A considerable crowd is gathered around them; none pay any attention to the Professor]

Little Girl: Can you really fly?

Fat Lady: Have you always been so cool?

Little Boy: Who are you gonna beat up next?

Professor: [sits up; two young women look his way] Hey! Any questions for me? [chuckling] You know, I invented the Powerpuff Girls. [The pair give him an irritated glance]

---

Professor: Girls, you forgot your sunscreen!

Blossom: Professor, were kinda in a hurry.

Bubbles: Yeah, we're cool.

Buttercup: And, uh, sunscreen is for nerds.

Professor: [slathering the sunscreen onto himself as the young women laugh at him] Oh, do you girls also wear sunscreen? Did you know that it was invented by a scientist?

[Pause; the women laugh some more]

Woman: [points at the professor] Nerd!

---

[They're lying on their bed, still in swimsuits which is causing a sunburn]

Bubbles: It hurts so bad.

Blossom: The sunburn or the humiliation?

Bubbles: Both. [a tear falls; they all groan in pain]

Buttercup: And the worst part is, there was nothing we could have done to prevent it.

Bubbles: Maybe we should get the Professor's, uh, help.

Buttercup: I don't need nobody's help, and I don't need nobody laughing at my sunburn!

Blossom: [groaning] Buttercup's right. We have to maintain our professional image.

Bubbles: Well, then, how are we gonna fight crime?

Buttercup: Yeah. We can barely even move.

Blossom: I think that we should have faith in the goodness of Townsville's citizens.

Roughing It Up/What's the Big Idea? [6.13]

Professor: (after Fuzzy destroys his first experiment tree): Girls, we're here to relax, and that's just what we're going to do after we RIP THE LIMBS OFF THIS IGNORAMOUS!

Nuthin' Special/Neighbor Hood [6.14]

Buttercup: Huh, forget it. I ain't got no special skills. I ain't special.

Blossom: Aw. Buttercup, you may not have a special power.

Bubbles: But you're still special.

Buttercup: But- [Turns around] But- but nothin'! I thought I had a special power, but I don't! I thought I was special, but I'm not, so there!

[Buttercup sticks her tongue out at her sisters and curls it; and Blossom looks shocked]

Bubbles: What did you just do?

Buttercup: What? Stick my tongue out? You wanna see that again so you can copy that too? Well, here!

[She sticks her tongue out again and once again curls it]

Blossom: You can...

Bubbles: Curl your tongue?

Buttercup: Yeah, so? What's the big deal? I've always been able to do that. See?

[She once again sticks her tongue out and curls it again]

I See a Funny Cartoon in Your Future/Octi-Gone [6.15]

Narrator: And with the first poke of the pin, the girls quickly got the point.

Blossom: [jabs the doll in its rear; in midair, and clutches that part of herself] Yow!

[The Buttercup doll gets the same treatment; the genuine article matches Blossom's response]

Buttercup: Yowch!

[Now the same things happen to the Bubbles doll and Bubbles herself]

Bubbles: [singed] Oh! In my tailbone!

---

Professor: Yes?

Caterer: [sniffling] Townsville Quality Discount Catering.

Professor: Oh, yes. Come in.

[Blossom and Buttercup are wearing party dresses that look very much like their everyday clothing]

Blossom: Wow! What's all this?

Professor: It's what we're gonna be serving at tonight's party, girls.

Caterer: Totally, and on the menu we got, like, non-alcoholic sparkling chilled apple juice, black-eyed peas, baked ham, fried calamari, bacon-bit salad, and for dessert my very own creation: banana cream pie. [gives a double thumbs-up] It's wicked awesome, bro. [laughs; pulls back, holds up a clipboard] Please sign here.

Professor: [signs his name] Thank you very much. [as the caterer leaves] Oh boy, oh boy, oh, boy! I sure do love parties. Don't you, girls?

Buttercup: [indignant] No, 'cause I have to wear this stupid girly party dress and I look like a dork!

Professor: Oh, honey, you both look adora... [noticed Bubbles isn't here] Hey, where's Bubbles?

Buttercup: [very snarky] She's probably upstairs combing her hair, so she'll be the [as in high pitch] "prettiest girl at the party."

---

Bubbles: Oh, Octi! [her tears give way to furious]...I'm going to find whoever did this to you, and they will pay!

---

Bubbles: [angrily] NO! NO ONE LEAVES!!!! [everyone stares dumbfounded at her] UNTIL THE PERSON WHO TOOK OCTI FESSES UP!!!! [puts a hand on the light switch] When I count to 5, I'm going to turn off these lights. And when I turn them back on, I WANT MY OCTI BACK!!!!

Blossom: Bubbles, what are you talking about?

Bubbles: QUIET!!!! 1, 2, [Her perspective, panning across the group] 3, 4, [Long shot of her] 5! [flips the switch, and the view snaps to black. She's confused. The phone rings; she picks it up] Hello?

Mojo Jojo: [over phone] I have your Octi doll. And if you ever want to see him alive again, you'll meet my demands! [Bubbles screams] I want 1,000 gallons of Chemical X, or your precious little Octi...dies.

Professor: [panicked] What? What do they want?

Bubbles: He has Octi! [everyone gasps] He wants 1,000 gallons of Chemical X! [a second round of gasps] Or he'll kill him! [a third round of gasps] Please, Professor! Please do what he says!

Professor: [softly] No.

[A fourth round of gasps]

Bubbles: But why?

Professor: Because...I killed Octi!

[A fifth round of gasps]

Bubbles: But why? I can understand Buttercup, because she's so mean...

Buttercup: [angry] Hey!

Bubbles: ...and Blossom, because she's so bossy.

Blossom: [angry] Hey!

Bubbles: And Ms. Keane, because she wants me to pay attention.

'Ms. Keane: [offended] Hey! [remembers] Oh, no, that's right.

Bubbles: And the Mayor because he's a big baby!

Mayor: I am not a baby! [blows a raspberry]

Bubbles: [hanging her head] But you. I never thought you would do anything to hurt me. Why didn't you tell me?

---

Professor: And, well, that's what happened.

Bubbles: So...do you have him?

Professor: [pulling Octi out of his jacket] Of course I have him.

[The Mayor gasps]

Ms. Bellum: Mayor, we're done gasping.

Bubbles: [holding tentacle out to Professor] Can you fix him?

Professor: Of course I can.[he tries] Oh, it doesn't fit!

Bubbles: That's because you've got the leg in backwards. [turns it] Now try it. [he succeeds; she smiles and hugs Octi] Yippee! Oh, Octi, I'll never let you out of my sight again, ever!

---

[Last lines of the series. Everyone, including Bubbles, Blossom, and Buttercup angrily wait outside the bathroom door for Mojo]

Bubbles: MOJO! You get out of there right now! You're nothing but a big party pooper!

Mojo Jojo: [moaning from contaminated banana cream pie he ate] Oh, how did you know?

[The toilet is flushed]

Narrator: And so once again, the day is saved. Thanks to The Powerpuff Girls and the contaminated cream pie.

Movies and specials

'Twas the Fight Before Christmas

Bubbles: [from offscreen, to "Deck the Halls"] Christmas time is in a few days, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! [taping up the sleigh picture] Santa'll give me lots of toys, yay, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

Buttercup: [writing a wish list] Bubbles! I'm trying to concentrate!

Bubbles: I'm only trying to spread some Christmas cheer.

Buttercup: Well, can it. I'm busy.

Blossom: [places a gingerbread house centerpiece she made on the table] Doing what?

Buttercup: Writing my wish list for Santa.

Bubbles: Are you crazy? You're only giving him two days to prepare - and that's even if he gets it on time!

Buttercup: Oh, yeah? When did you send yours, smarty-pants?

Bubbles: December 26.

Buttercup: Hah, that's after Christmas.

Bubbles: December 26, last year. [blows a raspberry]

Buttercup: [realizing] Oh, no! What if I don't get my official Red Raider carbine-action two-hundred-shot range-model air rifle?!

Princess Morbucks: [offscreen] Hah! Who would want a stupid old BB gun?

Powerpuff Girls: [gasp] Princess!

Princess Morbucks: Besides, you'll shoot your eye out. Since my daddy buys me anything I want, I only have one thing on my list for Santa: to be a Powerpuff Girl!

Blossom: Don't hold your breath, Princess.

Princess Morbucks: What?! Why?!

Bubbles: Because Santa has his own list, and he checks it twice. It says who's naughty and who's nice.

Princess Morbucks: So?

Bubbles: Duh, you're naughty.

Princess Morbucks: [gasps] Nuh-uh!

Blossom: Yeah-huh.

Princess Morbucks: Nuh-uh!

Buttercup: Yeah-huh.

Princess Morbucks: Nuh-uh!

Bubbles: Yeah-huh!

Princess Morbucks: Prove it!

Blossom: You bought the city and legalized crime.

Buttercup: You hired Mojo to try and destroy us.

Bubbles: You gave us a bomb for our birthday!

Buttercup: You teamed up with three felons and went on a crime spree.

Bubbles: You tricked our friend Robin into stealing and then you tattled on her!

Blossom: You're a spoiled brat who's greedy and jealous. And you don't care who you step on to get what you want.

Princess Morbucks: And your point is?

Powerpuff Girls: [annoyed] Ugh. [sit down]

[The school bell rings]

Blossom: The point is, Princess, that you better change your ways or you'll get is a big, fat, lump of coal in your stocking. [walks off with her sisters]

[Princess is very mad, and kicks the Santa toy]

---

Princess Morbucks: Spoiled? Greedy? Bratty? Naughty? [enraged] NAUGHTY?! Driver! Do you know what those rotten awful Powerpuffs said to me today?! They said I was naughty! Can you believe that?

Driver: [coughs] Yes.

Princess Morbucks: Me?! Naughty? I'm not naughty, am I?

Driver: Well, uh, I'll...oops, seems my finger has slipped. [closes the window] Phew, that was close.

[The phone rings]

Princess Morbucks: [on the phone] WELL?! YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!

Driver: KKKKKHHHH! You're-You're-you're breaking up! KKKKKHHH-KKKKKKKKHHHHH! I'm going through a-unnel! -Alk-late-

Princess Morbucks: [bangs on the window and sticks her head out from the limousine] No, we're not! I'm in the car, you twit!

---

[Later that night, Princess is tucked in her bed]

Princess Morbucks: Nanny!

Nanny: [nervously] Yes, sweetheart?

Princess Morbucks: Am I naughty?

Nanny: [pause] Time for bed. Lights out. [runs off and the lights go out as the door to the hall slams]

[Pause]

Princess Morbucks: Wait! I need another pillow! [pause; silence] Fine! I'll just go get it myself! [gets up from her bed to get another pillow from her closet, but gets crushed by a bunch of coal] Naughty, huh? I'll show you who's naughty! [throws a piece of coal; later suited up in burglary outfit; kicking a piece of coal along herself while walking down the hallway] And all these years, I thought that coal in my stocking came from Daddy's coal mine! [follows coal down a staircase] Who does that blimp think he is, denying me presents?! Well, this time, I am gonna be a Powerpuff Girl! And I'm sure not gonna let some elf with a weight problem stop me! [gets into a cart driven by her driver] Well, I'll show him, and I'll show those Powerpukes who's naughty and who's nice! [gets off the cart and boards her private plane]

Narrator: She entered her jet, to her man gave a yell, And away Princess went, with a plot, I can tell.

Princess Morbucks: To the North Pole! And step on it! [slams the hatch shut and the plane takes off]

Narrator: And left no one aware of the web she would weave, not even the girls, preparing for Christmas Eve.

---

Professor: Every year, it's the same darn thing. I can make three little kids out of seasoning, but I can't get these lights to work.

---

Narrator: And beyond the boundaries of this particular town, More hoping and wishing can be found all around. [a mail truck picks up Christmas letters from across various countries] The whole world's fallen under the Santa Claus spell. And on this eve of all eves, their hearts start to swell. From Paraguay to Paree, from Tucson, to Timbuktu, The world's children are hoping their dreams will come true. But these dreams are about to be foiled...[Princess' plane is in flight] By an evil young girl who's nothing but spoiled.

---

Princess Morbucks: Now, if I were a big, fat, bearded oaf, where would I keep a stupid list? [finds Santa's nice list] "Nice. Agatha Aarons, Arnold Adams..." [mumbles] "Bubbles, Blossom, Buttercup"? [more mumbling] "Mitch Mitchelson"? You gotta be kidding me. [more mumbling] "Zachary Zimmerman." Where's my name? [finds a sticky note that bears the word "NAUGHTY" above a single name: hers. She gasps] "Naughty. Princess Morbucks."? [uses a pencil to edit the list and escape]

Narrator: She spoke not a word; she had finished her work, And took leave of her lie with a satisfied smirk.

---

Narrator: Meanwhile, three children we know are heading to bed...[dissolve to a slow pan across the bed. Buttercup and Blossom are asleep, and Bubbles turns off the lights and sits awake with Octi. Light from the hall shines over her] With thoughts of the morning and what lies ahead. [silence. Dissolve to an overhead shot of the bed; she closes her eyes after a moment. Another such transition shifts the view to just over the balcony railing, the camera pointing at the bedroom door; turn down to the tree. The lights are back on] The girls drift off to sleep, their hopes at their heights, [the Professor keeps fiddling with the electrical cords] While their dad is downstairs, still working on the lights. [fade to black. Fade in to a long shot of Morbucks Manor] But there's yet one more little girl filled with anticipation, [dissolve to a pan along the trophy room, where the fireplace blazes] Not for worldwide rejoicing, but her plot's activation. [Princess is back in her street clothes. Dissolve to a close-up; she is shoveling in coal from a pile behind her] An evil gleam in her eye, this little redhead is the sole one aware there is something to dread. [cut to inside the fireplace; Princess looks over the flames and smiles evilly from ear to ear, knowing what is to come thanks to her malicious sabotage of Santa's lists. Now she approaches a window and looks out over the city] She knows that these fools, content in their sleep, Will, because of her, awaken and weep. [her smile has become a grin] For tomorrow, the world is in for a big huge surprise...[dissolve twice to longer shots of the window and the manor] Not candy and presents, but Christmas' demise!

---

Bubbles: WAKE UP! [flying around, trying to rouse them] Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up!

Buttercup: Yay! Presents! Let's go, baby!

Bubbles: No!

Blossom: Whoo-hoo!

Bubbles: [poking her head out] But wait!

[They pay no heed and go right for the stairs. Cut to the top of the tree, with Blossom flying tight circles around it and descending slowly; turn down to follow her. Buttercup is already eyeing the bare space under it with considerable disgust]

Buttercup: What the heck?

Blossom: Santa hasn't even been here yet!

Bubbles: Yeah-huh. I heard reindeer on the roof.

Buttercup: Oh, yeah? Then where are all the presents?

Bubbles: That's what I've been trying to tell you! THERE ARE NO PRESENTS!!!!

Blossom and Buttercup: What?!

Bubbles: [rapidly] Listen, okay, okay. Me and Octi were dancing with pirates in a pond, when a man in a gorilla suit started yelling. So I woke up, and then I heard Santa on the roof. And I tried to wake you up, but I couldn't, 'cause you wouldn't wake up. So I went down the hallway, and the Professor was snoring, so I came downstairs to see what Santa left, even though I know I'm not supposed to. But there weren't any presents under the tree, just ornaments hanging! Like that cute little shoveling-snowman one, which is really my favorite because it's funny that a snowman would be shoveling snow, when he's made of snow. So then I looked in my stocking, but there wasn't candy. Instead, there was coal! Can you believe it? Coal! In my stocking! Which is just ridiculous, 'cause why would Santa give me coal? So I looked in your stockings, and there was coal there too! So I looked next door, and they didn't have any gifts either! Only coal in their stockings, and all the other kids on the block!-

Blossom: [angry] You went through other kids' stockings?!

Bubbles: No! I saw through the houses. Duh! X-ray vision!

Blossom: Bubbles, you should know better.

Buttercup: No wonder you got coal in your stocking.

[They turn away and consider the matter closed, but Bubbles will not let it rest]

Bubbles: [growled] I already had coal in my stocking before I looked at the other kids' stockings!

Buttercup: Oh, really? Then why don't me and Blossom have coal in our stockings?

Bubbles: You do!

[Blossom and Buttercup became shocked]

Blossom: Me?

[Bubbles nods sadly]

Buttercup: You gotta be kidding.

[Bubbles shakes her head sadly]

Blossom: Really?

[Bubbles nods again]

Buttercup: Nuh-uh.

[Bubbles can barely bring herself to meet her sisters' eyes this time. After a moment, she nods again and they gasp, shivering with fright]

Blossom: Buttercup, I can understand, but...me?

Buttercup: [incensed] Hey!

[Cut to the stockings. Bubbles flies over, plucks down Blossom's, and dumps the coal out. It lands at her sisters' feet; they both gasp at the sight]

Bubbles: See?

Blossom: This can't be right.

Buttercup: Um...yeah!

Bubbles: [looks out the screen window-door] It-It was a mistake. He must not have checked his list twice like he's supposed to. [shrugs]

Blossom: We better find Santa and set this straight. [as they assemble into a line] Ho...

Bubbles: ...ho...

Buttercup: ...ho!

Powerpuff Girls: Let's go!

[They change clothes and went up the chimney. They realize they're covered in ashes, and laugh it off, until...]

Princess Morbucks: [offscreen] Hello, Powerpuffs! I've come to deliver you your Christmas present: A fourth and more powerful member of your team! [floats down toward them and is in her yellow Powerpuff-style outfit] Me! Princess!

Powerpuff Girls: [shake off the ashes] What?!

Princess Morbucks: That's right! You can't deny me any longer! Santa realized that I was the only truly nice kid in the whole world and that you were naughty for not giving me what I want! So, now every kid in the world gets coal! And I get what I've always deserved: To be a Powerpuff Girl! [fires lasers from her eyes]

Buttercup: This is so wrong!

Blossom: How could Santa believe that Princess is nice?!

Bubbles: Excuse me? How could Santa believe that I am naughty?

Buttercup: 'Cause you snooped on other people's presents!

Bubbles: [glares at her] Look. I already told you, I only looked 'cause we didn't have any presents, so I wanted to see if any other kids had any presents.

Blossom: Enough chatter, girls. We better find Santa and fast.

[They start to take off into the night]

Princess Morbucks: [blocking their exit] Oh, no, you don't. I knew you conceited little ingrates wouldn't be able to accept the fact that Santa thinks you're naughty. But I'm not gonna let you brats ruin my Christmas.

Buttercup: [moving in on her] Forget it, Princess. We're so gonna tell Santa on you!

Princess Morbucks: [sweetly, flying away a short distance] Not if I tell on you first. [leaves a yellow light trail behind her]

Bubbles: We didn't do anything.

Princess Morbucks: Oh, yeah? [pitifully, hamming it up] Oh, Santa Claus, as the only nice child in the whole world, I felt it was my duty to warn you about the three naughty girls who were so angry you gave them coal that they're coming to destroy your workshop and ruin Christmas forever. [sweet tone] Oh, Santa...[gives them her biggest and most vicious grin, drops to a rooftop, and bounces off it to head for the city proper, her laughter echoing in the air]

[The girls charge after her]

---

[Princess repeatedly kicks Buttercup]

Buttercup: Quit it! Quit it! Quit it! I SAID QUIT IT! [kicks Princess far away towards her destination]

Princess Morbucks: Thanks, Einstein.

Blossom: [sarcastically] Good job, Buttercup.

Bubbles: Yeah, nice one.

Buttercup: Oh, shut up.

---

[After crashing through the workshop at the North Pole, the girls and Princess continued to fight, until they stopped to see the angry Santa glaring at them]

Santa: [angrily] Ho ho ho! What's with all the crashing and the smashing, and the smashing and the crashing?! Huh?! I'm out delivering coal all night long, and I come home to the Smashing-and-Crashing Gang?!

Bubbles: But...

Santa: Uh-uh! No buts! I ain't listenin' to no buts from some no-good naughty kids! And no no-good little naughty kids are gonna tell me what's what! 'Cause guess what? [pause] ANSWER ME!!!

[They cringe]

Blossom: [nervously] Uh...

Santa: That's right! First time, first time it's ever happened. [walking to his computer] Every last little no-good, good-for-nothin' kid in the stinkin' world was naughty! [voice breaking] Naughty! Naughty! Naughty little kids the world over! Except for one. One nice sweet little girl.

Buttercup: You're wrong!

Santa: [angrily] Oh, I am, huh?! [turning to them, holding printout] Well, I's gots the list, baby. [slams it to the floor] Check it!

Princess Morbucks: Yeah! Check it! [kicks it over]

[The girls checked the supposed naughty list, and gasped]

Santa: Yeah! A million bazillion good-for-nothin's on this list! [holding up Post-It "Nice. Princess Morbucks" from his monitor] And one little itty bitty, perfect little angel over here.

Princess Morbucks: [sticking her tongue out] Nyah!

Bubbles: That's not right! [flies up to Santa] Maybe you didn't check the list twice!

Buttercup: Yeah! Princess is the naughtiest kid ever!

Blossom: She must've snuck up here and switched the lists!

Princess Morbucks: NUH-UH! Santa, don't listen to them! They're just jealous 'cause they got coal. [the girls staring at her in angry] They're jealous 'cause I'm nicer, I'm smarter, and I'm prettier, and I'm better than them - so they wouldn't let me be a Powerpuff Girl. [fiercely; he cowers again] That makes them naughty!

Santa: [remembers; smiling] You mean, the Powerpuff Girls? [Princess became shocked] Not the same Powerpuff Girls who are always helping people and saving the day and being really good? I mean, really good? [Powerpuff Girls nod happily at his appraisal of their work] Yeah, yeah. See, that explains all the flying and floating and stuff.

Princess Morbucks: AHEM! But I SHOULD BE A POWERPUFF GIRL! ME! Not them! Me! My daddy says that I'm better, my daddy says I'm the best! And if you're too much of a fatheaded fathead to see that, I'll tell my daddy! And he'll come and build a parking lot outta this cheap...[kicks a toy] little... [kicks another toy] arts and crafts... [breaks a toy] popsicle stand of yours! [snaps the toy in half] GOT IT?! So you better give me whatever I want for Christmas, 'cause my daddy says I get whatever I want, whenever I want it! And if that means all of those lousy, worthless, second rate bargain basement brats of the world don't get anything for Christmas, then that's just the way it's gonna have to be! 'Cause I am BETTER THAN THEM! And it says so RIGHT HERE! [grabs a note and puts it up to Santa's face] So put that in your pipe and SMOKE IT, SANTA CLOD!

[His mouth hangs full open at this display of unbridled avarice, combined with a total lack of emotional control; the girls are similarly dumbstruck. As the seconds tick by, silently and tensely, Princess floats, smirking at them with a confidence born from her belief that she has beaten the system once and for all. Santa gapes up at her, but that smirk never wavers. After nearly fifteen seconds of stillness, his eyebrows lower in determination and he grits his teeth. He has made up his mind at last]

Santa Claus: [totally livid] LIST SCHMIST!!!!! [grabbing Post-It, tearing it up] I don't need no stinkin' list tellin' me who's naughty and who's nice! Ya know why?! 'Cause I'M SANTA CLAUS! [throwing down arms] Check it! Princess... [grabs Princess Morbucks' ear, then hauls her across the office as he continues. She yelps in pain under his words] you gave gone and worked off my LAST NERVE! [releases his grip and leaves her floating in midair] I have no other choice. You are so rotten, SO despicable, so naughty, [turning around] I'm putting you on the... [standing by a large red-framed sheet of bronze on the wall] PERMANENT NAUGHTY PLAQUE! [imitating dramatic horns] Bum-bum-BUMMMMMMMM!

[Princess Morbucks gasps in unmitigated fear, knowing that justice is about to be served. Extreme close-up of Santa's lifted index finger and follow it slowly through the air as he brings it to his nose. He touches the tip; a flash of snowflakes, and Princess' name is now cut into the metal as well, signifying her permanent naughty status for the rest of her life]

Princess Morbucks: [screaming in horror] YOU CAN'T DO THAT! I'M TELLING MY DADDY! [takes off and smashes an exit for herself through the office wall. Visible only as a bright speck, she makes a beeline for the distant mountains. Santa and the girls move closer to the hole to watch her go. He turns to them, holds up his finger without a word, and touches it to his nose. Cut to the fleeing Princess who, in a flash, suddenly finds herself back in her street clothes. She soars along a few hundred yards more before realizing that she has been stripped of her powers, then loses her forward momentum and drops from sight with a sharp gasp. Screaming, she plummets toward the snowy expanse and plows deep into it. A second later, she slowly emerges from the hole, with snow covering her from head to toe, and forces her eyes open through the covering. Pull back into the office; she cannot be seen from this far away] NO FAIR!!!!

[Santa blows his finger like a shotgun]

Buttercup: Wow, Santa! We didn't know you could give kids superpowers!

Santa: [shrugs] Eh, nobody asked.

---

Narrator: Then at last they were done - whew! - just before dawn. So they sped back to Townsville, to home with a yawn. [weaving back and forth due to fatigue, they fly in through the bedroom windows. Cut to a pan across the room; they float in, yawning and rubbing their eyes, and head straight for bed] They entered their room, for the wear no less worn, [Buttercup pulls up the blankets, and all three are instantly asleep] And snuggled into bed to await Christmas morn.

[Cut to a point near the ceiling. The Professor bounces into view, accompanied by the creaking of bedsprings]

Professor: [excitedly, on separate bounces] Girls! Wake up! Wake up! [jumping on their bed, annoying them] It's Christmas! It's Christmas! [stops jumping and bends down, laughing] He came! Santa came! Come on, come on! Let's go open the presents, come on, let's go, let's go, let's go! I think somebody might have gotten that new atom splitter they've been eyeing! [moans eagerly, clasps his hands together and chews his lip in anticipation. Next he starts jumping on the bed again] Come on, come on, come on, come on! [giggles]

Bubbles: [with her eyes shut] Professor, it's too early!

Blossom: [with her eyes shut] We'll open presents later.

Buttercup: [with her eyes shut] Go back to bed!

[They lie down again; he sits at the corner of the bed, his head hanging, then shuffles disappointedly out of the room and pulls the door shut. The girls sleep peacefully for a moment]

Bubbles: [waking up] Wait a minute.

Blossom: [waking up] What are we saying?

Buttercup: [waking up] Who cares if we're tired?

Powerpuff Girls: It's Christmas! [cut to the balcony. The Professor clumps along toward his own room and stops when he gets halfway there. Without warning, the girls streak past, jolting him out of his deep blue funk] Presents!

[He breaks into a huge smile and runs toward the stairs. Cut to just outside the lighted living room window; happy chatter is heard from inside, mixed with the sound of wrapping paper being torn off boxes. Pull back slowly to frame the entire house, with all its windows now illuminated, and stop on Santa at the curb. Fully suited up, he looks toward the family and then tips a wink to the camera. A touch of his nose, and the background for the end shot comes up in a flash]

Narrator: [last lines] Now all the nice kids of the world won't get stiffed. They'll look on with pure joy at every wrapped gift. So paper's torn open and ribbon unfurls, 'Cause Christmas was saved...thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

Recurring Quotes

Narrator: [Title Sequence Narration] Sugar... spice... and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction...Chemical X!- Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra-superpowers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil!

Voice Cast

• Blossom - Cathy Cavadini
• Bubbles - Tara Strong
• Buttercup - Elizabeth Daily
• Bunny - Christine Cavanaugh
• Professor Utonium - Tom Kane
• Mayor, Narrator - Tom Kenny

See also

• The Powerpuff Girls (2016)