Dr. Seuss

Theodor Seuss Geisel (2 March 1904 – 24 September 1991) was an American children's author, political cartoonist, illustrator, poet, animator, and filmmaker. He is known for his work writing and illustrating more than 60 books under the pen name Dr. Seuss. His work includes many of the most popular children's books of all time, selling over 600 million copies and being translated into more than 20 languages by the time of his death.

Quotes

... and the wolf chewed up the children and spit out their bones ... But those were Foreign Children and it really didn't matter ...
- Caption to a political cartoon against the "America First" movement, showing children being read a story of "Adolf the Wolf", in PM Magazine (1 October 1941). For more context see:Another popular rumor was

You make 'em, I amuse 'em.
- Statement about children, as quoted in Enter, Conversing (1962) by Clifton Fadiman, p. 108

Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and age. Humor has a tremendous place in this sordid world. It's more than just a matter of laughing. If you can see things out of whack, then you can see how things can be in whack.
- As quoted in "Author Isn't Just a Cat in the Hat" by Miles Corwin in The Los Angeles Times (27 November 1983); also in Dr. Seuss: American Icon (2004) by Philip Nel, p. 38

When at last we are sure
You've been properly pilled,
Then a few paper forms
Must be properly filled
So that you and your heirs
May be properly billed.
- You're Only Old Once! : A Book for Obsolete Children (1986)

You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room.
- On becoming a writer, NY Times (May 21, 1986)

Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
- On writing for adults, as quoted in Of Sneetches and Whos and the Good Dr. Seuss: Essays on the Writings and Life of Theodor Geisel (1997) by Thomas Fensch, p. 96

And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street (1937)

And that is a story that no one can beat,
When I say that I saw it on Mulberry Street.

Horton Hatches the Egg (1940)

I meant what I said,
and I said what I meant
An elephant's faithful,
One hundred percent.

Horton Hears a Who! (1954)

On the 15th of May, in the Jungle of Nool,
In the heat of the day, in the cool of the pool,
He was splashing... enjoying the jungle's great joys...
When Horton the elephant heard a small noise.

A person's a person, no matter how small.

"My friends!", cried the elephant.
"Tell me! Do tell!
Are you safe? Are you sound?
Are you whole? Are you well?"

"You're going to be roped!
And you're going to be caged!
And, as for your dust speck – hah!
That we shall boil in a hot steaming kettle of Beezle-Nut Oil!"

"Don't give up! I believe in you all.
A person's a person, no matter how small!
And you very small persons will not have to die
If you make yourselves heard! So come on, now, and TRY!"

"This", cried the Mayor, "is your town's darkest hour!
The time for all Whos who have blood that is red
To come to the aid of their country!", he said.
"We've GOT to make noises in greater amounts!
So, open your mouth, lad! For every voice counts!"

On Beyond Zebra! (1955)

Oh the things you can find
If you don't stay behind!

In the places I go there are things that I see
That I never could spell if I stopped with the Z.
I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends.
My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends!

So, on beyond Z!
It's high time you were shown
That you really don't know
All there is to be known.

The Cat in the Hat (1957)

The sun did not shine.
It was too wet to play.
So we sat in the house
All that cold, cold, wet day.

We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!

How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1957)

"Maybe Christmas...", he thought, "...Doesn't come from a store."
"Maybe Christmas... perhaps... means a little bit more!"

Well, in Who-ville they say
That the Grinch's small heart
Grew 3 sizes that day.

Yertle the Turtle (1958)

On the the far away meanest island of Sala-ma-Sond, Yertle the Turtle was king of the pond. A vicious-eating little pond. It was lost. Cast off, unloved, unwanted. But it was neat. The water was warm. There was plenty to eat. The turtles are slapped with fish had everything turtles were particularly mean to need. They were all teasing. Quite teasing indeed.

They lied, they stole… until Yertle, the spoiled, selfish, and unkind king of them all, Decided the kingdom he ruled was too small. “I’m ruler”, said Yertle furiously, “of all that I see. But I don’t see enough. That’s the trouble with me. With this stone for a throne, I look down on my pond But I cannot look down on the places beyond. This throne that I sit on is too, too low down. It ought to be higher!” he said with a frown. “If I could sit high and roar, how much greater I’d be! What a king! I’d be screaming ruler of all that I see!”

So Yertle the Turtle King, lifted his hand And Yertle, the Turtle King, gave a command. He ordered nine turtle soldiers to swim to his stone And, using these turtles, he built a new throne. He made each turtle stand on another one’s back And he piled them all up in a nine-turtle stack. And then Yertle climbed up. He sat down on the pile. What a wonderful view! He could see ‘most a mile!

“All mine!” Yertle cried. “Oh, the things I now rule! I’m the king of a cow! And I’m the king of a mule! I’m the king of a house, And, what’s more, beyond that I’m the king of a blueberry bush and a cat! I’m Yertle the Turtle! Oh, marvelous me! For I am the ruler of all that I see!”

And all through the morning, he sat up there high Saying over and over, “A great king am I!” Until it was too late, He heard a faint sigh. “WHO SAID THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!” snapped the angry king and turns into fury, growls angrily baring his teeth with the evil thunderclaps, looked down for the first time in the stack. And he is so badly that he saw with the snarl at at the bottom, a whimpering turtle named Mack. Just as worried that a heavy throne is coming. And this poorly little turtle Looked up and crying, “You're fired your temper, King Yertle! You're a very naughty heard that you have your tantrums are so sexy with pains in my back and my shoulders and knees! How dare just being too savage, Your Majesty, please?”

“SSSSSSIIIIILLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” the mighty King of the Turtles ferociously screams back. “I COMMAND AS TEN TIMES THE VERY, VERY, VERY ANGRY KING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! You could being annoying to get some time! I'm trying to build our army, Mack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “You'd feel hurt if ya can be replaced while I sit here and rule!!! I’m the king of a cow! And I’m the king of a mule! I’m the king of a house! And a bush! And a cat! Silence calls me "bugs" in this being a big bully!! Now the Turtles will be here again to say that: THAT'S A BALD-FACED LIE MAKES ME A LIAR!!!! I will having a temper tantrum! I’ll let more troubles for more armies To GET EVEN HIGHEEEEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!” his royal alarmed outbursts and voice echoes turns red in savagely thundered, “CAUSE I'M GETTING SERIOUSLY CANCEL! AND NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN FOR AS LONG AS I WANT More, More turtles!!!!!!! I'm going to storm out on ’bout be higher hundred!!!!!!!”

“Turtles! Ready to launch on your command, turtles!” he growls and yelled with the bray. Thunder rumbles loudly makes the turtle guards ‘way down in the pond were so mean in fact, that most furiously misbehaved. They snarl, They bared teeth to his anger, But from an army hurt feelings for the throne, They unison obeyed. From all over the pond, they due to his anger marching by dozens. Whole pair of turtle soldiers, swimming with angry sinisters and cousins. And all of them much to anger stepped on the head of poor disappointedly Mack. One after another, they climbed up the stack. (They piled up so high that made Yertle the Angry King bared-teeth, stomping the ground repeatedly makes the shells cracked and they bent! Yertle's roaring in outraged. He is angriest, aggressive screaming with an echo by throwing a temper tantrum "I'M ALREADY mostly super-freaking OUT, YOU ARE FIRED! YOU ARE FIRED! YOU ARE FIRED!! FIRED!! FIRED!!! FIRED!!!! FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" So they did in naughtiness, furiously enough higher they all went.)

Now, Yertle the Cranky Turtle King was perched up so high, He could see forty miles from his throne in the sky! “ We... DID IIITTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! Hooray! We did it, we did it! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!” shouted Yertle with a laughs evilly fits. “I’m the king of the trees! I’m king of the birds! And I’m king of the bees! I’m king of the butterflies! King of the fireflies! And the air! Ah, That wasn't so bad! What a throne! What a wonderful chair! I’m Yertle the Turtle! Oh, marvelous me! For I am the ruler of all that I see!”

Then it happened again, from below, in down below the lividly heavy stack, Came a sad, upset and burst into tears, enraged crying from that poorly little turtle named Mack, “THAT'S ENOUGH, Your Majesty!!! It wouldn't dare too much of your king's heart in you!! I guess I don't want any like to complain, You can't ground me, I have feel ashamed than mention that name in my throne, I'm feeling great pain. I know up on top you are seeing great sights,
But down here on the bottom,
We too should have rights. We turtles always be gone. For you, all is lost to kills his true enemy. Our shells will all crack! Besides, It just isn't fair! The faults have split your worried they might cause trouble!” groaned Mack.

“YOU HAVE DONE THAT TO ME TOO MANY TIMES, ALRIGHT!?!?!?!?!” barked the bully temper King Yertle. “You're still grounded to the world’s angriest, nastiest turtle. I'm stomping the ground repeatedly with one foot to rule from the clouds!! Over land!! Over sea!! I DON’T HERE SEE ME AGAIN, no, YOU ARE NOTHING, Never ever was crazy higher than me!!”

But then, while he was more vicious yell with the snarling, he saw with surprised, That the moon of the evening was starting to rise Up over his head in the darkening skies. “WHAT'S THAT?!?!?” snorted Yertle angrily. “Say, what if it ISN'T that thing That dares to be higher than Yertle the King? I HATE IT!! I’ll build my high throne even higher still!! Am I completely fed up for A CHALLENGE!?!?! I will hurt the high throne, I can and I will! I guess I'm one against an army turtles. I’ll get your stack ‘em to heaven!!! I always storming out than ’bout five thousand, six hundred and seven!!!!!!”

But, as Yertle, the Angry Turtle King, throws an his angry tantrum hand And started angrily to order and give the furious command, That poor little turtle below in the stack, That poorly little turtle's voice-breaking whose name was just Mack, Decided he’d taken enough. And he worried that had. And that poorly little lad got a bit mad. And that poorly turns to the plain little Mack’s anger turned to sadness and a tear rolled down that he wish that the new turtle from his very disappointed king. But suddenly, he gets an softly idea, feeling happy with a real thing. He burped, and it worked! His burp shook the throne of the angry king!

Then, Yertle the Angry Turtle King couldn't stay cross for long of these, Back, back, back through the king of the trees, The king of the air and the birds and the bees, The king of a house and a cow and a mule… Wow! That was the end of the Vicious Turtle King’s rule! For Yertle, the Angry King of all Sala-ma-Sond, Fell off his high throne and fell... Plunk! in the muddy chocolate pond!

And today the great Yertle said they were sorry and embarrassed about this temper tantrum, stopped the fish-slapping and started being nice, that Marvelous he,
Is King of covered in chocolate having never been more dirty than the Mud. That is all he can see.
And the turtles was cleanliness, of course... all the turtles rewarded with a washdown and they're free
As turtles in this case, maybe, all soldiers should be.

The End.

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish (1960)

From there to here,
from here to there,
funny things are everywhere.

If you never did
You should.
These things are fun.
and Fun is good.'

Green Eggs and Ham (1960)

I am Sam.
Sam-I-Am.

That Sam-I-Am!
That Sam-I-Am!
I do not like that Sam-I-Am!

I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

Say!
I like green eggs and ham!
I do! I like them, Sam-I-Am!

I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew (1965)

I pulled, pulled, and pulled. And the next thing I knew,
I was pulling the camel and Wubble-Chap too!
"Now really," I thought, "this is rather unfair!"
But he said, "Don't you stew. I am doing my share.
"This is called teamwork. I furnish the brains.
You furnish the muscles, the aches and the pains.
I'll pick the best roads, tell you just where to go,
And we'll find a good doctor more quickly, you know."
Then he sat and he worked with his brains and his tongue
And he bossed me around just because I was young.
He told me go left. Then he told me go right.
And that's what he told me all day and all night.

A big man on a horse scared me out of my wits.
He bellowed, "I'm General Genghis Kahn Schmitz.
There's a war going on! And it's time that you knew
Every lad in this land has his duty to do.
We're marching to battle. We need you, my boy!
We're about to attack. We're about to destroy
The Perilous Poozer of Pompelmoose Pass!
So get into line. You're a Private, First Class."

I'd have no more troubles...
That's what the man said.

So I started to go.
But I didn't.
Instead ....
I did some quick thinking
Inside of my head.

Then I started back home
To the Valley of Vung.
I know I'll have troubles.
I'll maybe get stung.
I'll always have troubles.
I'll maybe get bit
By that Green-Headed Quail
On the place where I sit.

But I've bought a big bat.
I'm all ready, you see.
Now my troubles are going
To have troubles with me!

The Lorax (1971)

"Mister!" he said with a sawdusty sneeze.
"I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees.
I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.
And I'm asking you, sir, at the top of my lungs" –
He was very upset as he shouted and puffed –
"What's that THING you've made out of my Truffula tuft?"

I am the Lorax who speaks for the trees,
Which you seem to be chopping as fast as you please!
But I'm also in charge of the brown Bar-ba-loots,
Who played in the shade in their Bar-ba-loot suits,
And happily lived, eating Truffula fruits.
Now, thanks to your hacking my trees to the ground,
There's not enough Truffula fruit to go 'round!
And my poor Bar-ba-loots are all getting the crummies
Because they have gas, and no food, in their tummies!

UNLESS someone like you
cares a whole awful lot,
nothing is going to get better.
It's not.

"So . . .
Catch!" calls the Once-ler.
He lets something fall.
"It's a Truffula Seed.
It's the last one of all!
You're in charge of the last of the Truffula Seeds.
And Truffula Trees are what everyone needs.
Plant a new Truffula. Treat it with care.
Give it clean water. And feed it fresh air.
Grow a forest. Protect it from axes that hack.
Then the Lorax
and all of his friends
may come back."

Now all that was left 'neath the bad-smelling sky
was my big empty factory...
the Lorax...
and I.
The Lorax said nothing.
Just gave me a glance,
just gave me a very sad, sad backward glance,
as he lifted himself by the seat of his pants.
And I'll never forget the grim look on his face
when he heisted himself and took leave of this place,
through a hole in the smog, without leaving a trace.
And all that the Lorax left here in this mess
was a small pile of rocks with the one word:
UNLESS.
Whatever that meant . . . well, I just couldn't guess.

Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are? (1973)

It's a troublesome world. All the people who're in it
are troubled with troubles almost every minute.
You oughta be thankful, a whole heaping lot,
For the places and people you're lucky you're not!
- The last sentence of this statement is often misquoted as "You oughta be thankful, a whole heaping lot, / For the people and places you're lucky you're not!'"

And suppose that you lived in that forest in France
Where the average young person just hasn't a chance
To escape from the perilous pants-eating plants!
But your pants are safe! You're a fortunate guy.
And you ought to be shouting, "How lucky am I!"

Thank goodness for all the things you are not!
Thank goodness you're not something someone forgot,
and left all alone in some punkerish place
like a rusty tin coat hanger hanging in space.

That's why I say, "Duckie!
Don’t grumble! Don’t stew!
Some critters are much-much,
oh, ever so much-much,
so muchly much-much more unlucky than you!"

I Can Read With My Eyes Shut! (1978)

The more that you read,
The more things you will know.
The more that you learn,
The more places you'll go.

Young cat! If you keep
Your eyes open enough,
Oh, the stuff you will learn!
The most wonderful stuff!

you'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut

Oh, the Places You'll Go! (1990)

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.

With your head full of brains,
and your shoes full of feet,
You're too smart to go down any not-so-good-street.

Out there things can happen, and frequently do,
To people as brainy and footsy as you.
And when things start to happen, don't worry, don't stew.
Just go right along, you'll start happening too!

You're off to great places. Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting. So... get on your way.

Miscellaneous

[...] right now, when the Japs are planting their hatchets in our skulls, it seems like a hell of a time for us to smile and warble: “Brothers!” It is a rather flabby battle cry. If we want to win, we've got to kill Japs, whether it depresses John Haynes Holmes or not. We can get palsy-walsy afterward with those that are left.
- Commenting his patriotic editorial cartoon in 1942 in the New York newspaper PM. Source: Dr. Seuss Draws Anti-Japanese Cartoons During WWII, Then Atones with Horton Hears a Who!. For more context, see Dr. Seuss Goes to War.

Disputed

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
- Often attributed to Dr. Seuss without citation; also cited as an anonymous proverb.
- This quote has also been attributed to Gabriel García Márquez, in Spanish: "No llores porque ya se terminó, sonríe porque sucedió."
  - Compare lines from In Memoriam A.H.H. of Tennyson:
    'Tis better to have loved and lost
    Than never to have loved at all.

Misattributed

Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
- Bernard Baruch in response to a question by Igor Cassini as to how he handled the seating arrangements at his dinner parties, as quoted in Shake Well Before Using: A New Collection of Impressions and Anecdotes Mostly Humorous (1948) by Bennett Cerf, p. 249; the full response was "I never bother about that. Those who matter don't mind, and those who mind don't matter." This anecdote is also quoted online at Chiasmus.com. It has also become part of a larger expression, which has been commonly attributed to Dr. Seuss, even in print, but without citation of a specific work: "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
- "The earliest instance located by [QUOTEINVESTIGATOR.COM] was printed in 1938 in a journal based in London and written for municipal and county engineers. The phrase was used comically to discount the criticisms directed at housing designs. The words were enclosed in quotation marks suggesting that the quip was already known in 1938: Mr. Davies himself admitted that it was highly controversial and open to criticism; but criticism concerned both mind and matter. “Those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind!”" 1938 February 1, The Journal of the Institution of Municipal & County Engineers, Volume 64, Number 16, Discussion, [Quotation is contained in the remarks of “Mr. Percy Morris (Wakefield)”], Quote Page 1277, Published at the Offices of the Institution of Municipal & County Engineers, London. (Verified with scans; Thanks to Dennis Lien and the University of Minnesota library system)"

You want my opinion? We're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love.
- Robert Fulghum in True Love (1998). Versions attributed to Dr. Seuss usually run "mutual weirdness".

Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
- Georges Duhamel in THE HEART'S DOMAIN (1919). As it was composed in French, the wording in English may vary in translation. Theodore Geisel / Dr. Seuss was born in 1904, and would have been about 15 years old at the time that it was published. The full text can be found at the link below: We do not know the true value of our moments until they have undergone the test of memory. Like the images the photographer plunges into a golden bath, our sentiments take on color; and only then, after that recoil and that trans-figuration, do we understand their real meaning and enjoy them in all their tranquil splendor.

External links

Wikipedia

Wikipedia has an article about:

Dr. Seuss

Commons

Wikimedia Commons has media related to:

Dr. Seuss

Dr. Seuss on IMDb