Brooklyn Nine-Nine (season 5)

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The following is a list of quotes from the fifth season Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

The Big House Pt. 1 [5.01][edit]

Caleb: At least you still have people who want to see you. My family hasn't been here to see me since the trial. You eat nine people, and all of a sudden they "don't know who you are anymore".
Jake: Wait... What? Did you say "eat people"? Are you a cannibal, Caleb?
Caleb: Well, that's not how I would define myself. If we're going by what I'm most passionate about, I'm a woodworker.

The Big House Pt. 2 [5.02][edit]

Kicks [5.03][edit]

HalloVeen [5.04][edit]

Bad Beat [5.05][edit]

The Venue [5.06][edit]

Two Turkeys [5.07][edit]

Return to Skyfire [5.08][edit]

99 [5.09][edit]

Game Night [5.10][edit]

The Favor [5.11][edit]

Safe House [5.12][edit]

The Negotiation [5.13][edit]

The Box [5.14][edit]

The Puzzle Master [5.15][edit]

NutriBoom [5.16][edit]

DFW [5.17][edit]

[Jake and a witness are viewing a line-up]
Jake: So, do you recognize any of these men?
Witness: I was hiding in the bathroom stall, so I didn't see his face. But I heard him. He was singing along to the music at the bar.
Jake: Do you remember what he was singing?
Witness: I think it was that song, "I Want It That Way".
Jake: Backstreet Boys. I'm familiar. Okay. [presses intercom] Number one, could you please sing the opening to "I Want It That Way"?
Number One: Really? Okay. [singing] You are my fire...
Jake: Number two, keep it going.
Number Two: The one desire...
Jake: Number three.
Number Three: Believe when I say...
Jake: Number four.
Number Four: I want it that way.
Jake: [singing] Tell me why!
Suspects: Ain't nothing but a heartache...
Jake: Tell me why!
Suspects: Ain't nothing but a mistake...
Jake: [still singing] Now number five...
Number Five: I never want to hear you say…
Suspects: I want it that way.
Jake: Ah, chills! Literal chills!
Witness: It was number five. Number five killed my brother.
Jake: Oh my God, I forgot about that part.

Gray Star Mutual [5.18][edit]

Bachelor/ette Party [5.19][edit]

Show Me Going [5.20][edit]

White Whale [5.21][edit]

Jake & Amy [5.22][edit]