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- If I am lying, I am crying.
- You was there, too.
Rescue Squad Mater
- Lightning McQueen: Mater, I cannot believe you were a fire truck.
- Mater: Well, don't you remember? For Pete's sake, you was there, too.
- Car #1: Look out, it's gonna blow!
- Mater: Get him to hospital, fast! He's overheated!
- Ambeline: On my way!
- Lightning: Hey look, bulldozers.
Heavy Metal Mater
- Lightning McQueen: You were Heavy Metal Mater?
- Mater: No, we was Heavy Metal Mater.
(U.F.M.) Unidentified Flying Mater
Monster Truck Mater
- I-Screamer: I'm gonna make you scream!
- [Mater shrieks, bell dongs and he hides himself]
- I-Screamer: Huh? Where did he go?
- Mater: [in child's voice] Excuse me, mister? Can I have one double dipped dipstick sundae please?
- I-Screamer: Eh? Oh, sure. That's a very popular flavor. [Mater hooks him and gets spun around, laid upside]
- [after Dr. Frankenwagon's monster shows up and comes alive]
- Ring Announcer: IT'S ALIVE!!
- Mater: I'm dead.
Mater the Greater
- Lightning McQueen: Whoa, check out that moon.
Mater Private Eye
Time Travel Mater
- Lizzie: Good morning, race car. Morning, tow truck. Good morning, Stanley.
- Lightning McQueen: So, Mater, when did Lizzie and Stanley meet?
== Bugged == is a lol
The Radiator Springs 500 ½
Lightning McQueen: You just insulted the wrong town. Looks like this leisurely drive just turned into A RACE.