Cars Toons

Cars Toon: Mater's Tall Tales is an American series of computer animated short films or Cars Toons by Pixar.

Mater

• If I am lying, I am cryin'.
• You was there, too.

Rescue Squad Mater

Dispatcher: Respond, all units! Respond, all units! Fire in progress at 1-2-zero-niner Carmichael Way!

Mater: That's the old gasoline and match factory!

Dispatcher: Right you are, Mater. Now go!

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Lightning McQueen: Mater, I cannot believe you were a fire truck.

Mater: Well, don't you remember? For Pete's sake, you was there, too.

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Car #1: Look out, it's gonna blow!

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Mater: Get him to hospital, fast! He's overheated!

Ambeline: On my way!

El Materdor

Lightning McQueen: Hey look, bulldozers.

Heavy Metal Mater

Lightning McQueen: You were Heavy Metal Mater?

Mater: No, we was Heavy Metal Mater.

Tokyo Mater

Lightning McQueen: Wha... Ninjas?! What did you do?

Monster Truck Mater

I-Screamer: I'm gonna make you scream!

[Mater shrieks, bell dongs and he hides himself]

I-Screamer: Huh? Where did he go?

Mater: [in child's voice] Excuse me, mister? Can I have one double dipped dipstick sundae please?

I-Screamer: Eh? Oh, sure. That's a very popular flavor. [Mater hooks him and gets spun around, laid upside]

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[after Dr. Frankenwagon's monster shows up and comes alive]

Ring Announcer: IT'S ALIVE!!

Mater: I'm dead.

Mater the Greater

Random

Moon Mater

Lightning McQueen: Whoa, check out that moon.

Time Travel Mater

Lizzie: Good morning, race car. Morning, tow truck. Good morning, Stanley.

Lightning McQueen: So, Mater, when did Lizzie and Stanley meet?

The Radiator Springs 500 ½

Lightning McQueen: You just insulted the wrong town. Looks like this leisurely drive just turned into A RACE.

External links

Feature films	Main	Cars  (2006) · Cars 2  (2011) · Cars 3  (2017)
	Spin-off	Planes  (2013) · Planes: Fire and Rescue  (2014)
Short films	Mater and the Ghostlight  (2006)
Television series	Cars Toons  (2008-2014) · Cars on the Road (2022)