Cars 2

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Cars 2 is a 2011 American computer-animated film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Pictures, and is the sequel to the 2006 film, Cars. In the film, race car Lightning McQueen and tow truck Mater head to Japan and Europe to compete in the World Grand Prix, but Mater becomes sidetracked with international espionage.

Directed by John Lasseter, co-directed by Brad Lewis. Written by Ben Queen.
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Tow Mater[edit]

  • [after entering the casino, disguised as Ivan] Wow! This place looks like it's made out of gold!

Lightning McQueen[edit]

  • [his catchphrase] Speed. I... am... speed.

Finn McMissile[edit]

  • [introducing himself to Mater] Finn McMissile, British intelligence.

Holley Shiftwell[edit]

  • [introducing herself to Mater] I'm Agent Shiftwell, Holley Shiftwell.

Miles Axlerod[edit]

  • [his last words] How did the tow truck figure it out?

Francesco Bernoulli[edit]

  • Francesco always-a wins. It's-a boring.


[First lines]
Leland Turbo: This is Agent Leland Turbo. I have a flash transmission for Agent Finn McMissile. [Walt Disney Pictures presents] Finn, my cover's been compromised. Everything's gone pear-shaped. [a Pixar Animation Studios film] You won't believe what I've found out here. This is bigger than anything we've ever seen, and no one even knows it exists. Finn, I need back-up, but don't call the cavalry, it could blow the operation, and be careful. It's not safe out here.
Acer: [off-screen] Let's go!
Leland: Transmitting my grids now. Good luck!

[A fishing vessel is sailing on the open ocean at night, completely alone.]
Crabby: Alright, buddy, we're here. Right where you paid me to bring you. Question is "Why".
Finn McMissile: [comes out from the shadows on Crabby's stern deck] … I'm looking for a car.
Crabby: A car? Ha! Hey, pal. You can't get any further away from land than out here.
Finn: … Exactly where I want to be.
Crabby: Well, I got news for you buddy. There's nobody out here but us.
Tony Trihull: [blows his horn] What are you doing out here?
Crabby: What does it look like, genius? I'm crabbing.
Tony: Well, turn around... and go back where you came from.
Crabby: Yeah, and who's gonna make me? [Tony reveals his bow-mounted missile turret] All right, all right! Don't get your prop in a twist! [Crabby turns away and begins sailing back] What a jerk! Sorry, buddy. Looks like it's the end of the line. Buddy?

[Finn is suspended by four grappling hooks above the oil platform]
Finn: What are you up to now, Professor?
Professor Zündapp: [speaking to a platform worker lemon] This is valuable equipment. Make sure it is properly secured for the voyage.
Platform Worker: Got it.
Grem: Hey, Professor Z! This is one of those British spies that we told you about!
Acer: Yeah, this one we caught sticking his bumper where it didn't belong!
Professor Z: Agent Leland Turbo.
[Leland's remains are revealed: He's been crushed into a cube. Finn gasps in shock. A burst of flame behind Finn reveals his shadow on the platform below. Zündapp looks up and sees him]
Zündapp: It's Finn McMissile! [Finn starts shooting] He's seen the camera! KILL HIM!!!

Grem: [laughing, thinking he killed Finn] He's dead, Professor.
Zündapp: Wunderbar. With Finn McMissile gone, who can stop us now?
[Scene switches to Mater.]
Tow Mater: Mater. Tow Mater, that's who, is here… to help ya. Hey, Otis!
Otis: Heh-hey, Mater. I, uh... Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry. I thought I could make it this time, but… [Otis tries to start to start his engine, but can't.] Smooth like puddin', huh? [sighs] Who am I kiddin'? I'll always be a lemon.
Mater: Well, dad-gum, you're leakin' oil again. Must be yer gaskets. Hey, but look on the bright side. This is yer 10th tow this month, so that means it's on the house.
Otis: You're the only one that's nice to lemons like me, Mater.
Mater: Hey, don't sweat it. Shoot, these things happen to everybody, Otis.
Otis: But you never leak oil.
Mater: Yeah, but I ain't perfect. Don't tell nobody, but I think my rust is trying to show through.
Otis: Hey! Is Lightning McQueen back yet?
Mater: Not yet.
Otis: He must be crazy excited about winning his 4th piston cup! 4! WOW!
Mater: Yeah, we're so dad-gum proud of him. But I sure with he'd hurry up and get back, because we got a whole summer's worth of best-friend fun to make up for, just me and-- [Sees Lightning is home] McQueen!! McQueen!
Otis: Mater! I'm in no hurry! You don't need to go so fast!

Francesco: [at the Tokyo World Grand Prix party, Francesco spots Lightning] Ah! Lightning McQueen! Buona sera!
Lightning: Uh, nice to meet you, Francesco.
Francesco: Yes, nice to meet you too. You are very good looking. Not as good as I thought... but you're good.

Mater: What have you got here that's free? How about that there pistachio ice cream?
Sushi Chef: No, no. Wasabi.
Mater: Oh, same old, same old. What's up with you? [looks again at the bucket of wasabi] That looks delicious! [the Sushi Chef takes a knife and sets a small piece of wasabi on a tray, then puts it on the counter] Uh, a little more, please? [the chef adds more wasabi] It is free, right? [the chef adds more] Keep it coming. A little more. Come on, let's go, it's free! You're gettin' there; scoop, scoop! [the Sushi Chef gives in and scoops out a baseball-sized serving of wasabi] There we go! Now, that’s a scoop of ice cream!
Sushi Chef: [bowing and speaking in Japanese] Okuyami moshiagarimasu. (My condolences.)
Miles: And now our last competitor. Number 95, Lightning McQueen.
Lighting: Ka chow! Thank you so much for having us, Sir Axlerod. I really look forward to racing. This is a great opportunity.
Miles: Oh, the pleasure is all ours, Lightning. You and your team bring excellence and professionalism to this competition.
Mater: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Somebody get me water! Aah! Oh, sweet relief. Sweet relief. [Speaks on the microphone] Whatever you do, do not eat the free pistachio ice cream. It has turned.
Lightning: Sir Axlerod, I can explain. This is Mater. He’s...
Miles: No, I know him. This is a bloke called in to the television show. You’re the one I have to thank.
Mater: No, thank you. This trip has been amazing.
[Miles leaks oil and blames it on Mater, tells Mater off]
Miles: Ah! He’s a little excited isn’t he?
Lightning: Mater!
Mater: But wait, I... Oh, shoot!
Lightning: Mater.
Miles: Has anyone got a towel?
Lightning: Mater, you have to get a hold of yourself. You're making a scene!
Mater: But I never leak oil. Never.
Lightning: Go take care of yourself right now! [Mater drives away]

[cut to the shipyard at night, with Rod dangling from a car magnet while beaten up while clinging to consciousness]
Grem: I gotta admit, you tricked us real good.
Acer: And we don't like being tricked. [Rod laughs to himself] Hey, what's so funny?
Rod: Well, you know, I was just wearing a disguise. You guys are stuck looking like that. [Grem uses the lever to drop Rod onto a treadmill, then locking him down, then pushes an Allinol brand gasoline container toward Pod] Allinol? Thanks, fellas. I hear this stuff is good for you.
Zündapp: So you think. [he emerges from the darkness. He is behind Rod] Allinol by itself is good for you. [he hits the button with the treadmill starting Rod's wheels spinning a high rate of speed] But after microscopic examination, I have found that it has one small weakness. When hit with an electromagnetic pulse, it becomes extremely dangerous.
Grem: [he pushes and points a World Grand Prix Camera, the same one that was in the box at the oil platform, at Rod Redline] Smile for the camera.
Rod: Is that all you want? I got a whole act.
Zündapp: You were very interested in this camera on the oil platform. Now, you will witness what it really does.
Rod: Whatever you say, Professor.
Acer: [he pushes the TV monitor toward Rod, and on it, surveillance footage from the party, and clearly, they were watching and recording him there] You talked up a lot of cars last night. Which one's your associate?
Rod: Your mother. Oh, no. I'm sorry. It was your sister. You know, I can't tell them apart these days.
Grem: Can I start it now, Professor Z?
Zündapp: [off-screen] 50% power. [he uses the camera's power on green and yellow, and to Rod Redline] This "camera" is actually an electromagnetic pulse emitter.
Acer: [pointing to a girl on TV] What about her? Did you give it to her?
Zündapp: The Allinol is now heating to a boil, dramatically expanding, causing the engine block to crack under the stress, forcing oil into the combustion chamber.
[the engine starts to crack and break]
Acer: [pointing to a guy on TV] How about him? Did you talk to him?
Rod: What do I care? I can replace an engine block.
Zündapp: You may be able to, but... [Grem uses the camera's power on orange] ...after full impact of the pulse, unfortunately, there will be nothing to replace.
Acer: How about him? Does he have it?
[the monitor reveals Mater, rolling out of the bathroom and down the hall, and Rod Redline seeing this, does the world's most subtle double take and we caught it, but there's no way anybody else in the room could have]
Zündapp: That's him. He's the one.
Grem: Roger that, Professor Z.
Rod: No!
[Grem was turning up the machine even more]
Zündapp: [gives a call] Yes, sir. We believe the infiltrator has passed along sensitive information.
Lemon Mastermind: [through phone, on disguised voice] Right away!
Zündapp: I will take care of it before any damage can be done. [hangs up] The project is still on schedule. You will find this second agent... and kill him. [he kicks the camera's power on red, and on the monitor, we see Mater's frozen image on the screen, and we see Rod exploding in the reflection]

Lightning: [meets up with Mater in his pit garage] Mater!
Mater: Hey, McQueen! What happened, is the race over? You won, right?
Lightning: Mater, why were you yelling things at me while I was racing?
Mater: "Yellin'"? Oh, you thought... [chuckles] Oh! That's funny right there. Naw. See, that's 'cause I seen these two fellers doing some sort of karate street performance. It was nutso. One of 'em even had a flamethrower...
Lightning: [with worry and disbelief] "A flamethrower"? What are you talking about? I-I don't understand. Where were you?
Mater: Goin' to meet my date.
Lightning: [confused] Your date?
Mater: She started talkin' to me as a voice in my head, tellin' me where to go–-
Lightning: WHAT?!
Mater: [noticing Lightning's angry glare] Wait a minute. I didn't screw you up, did I?
Lightning: [angrily] I LOST THE RACE BECAUSE OF YOU!!!
Mater: [shocked] Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to--
Lightning: An imaginary girlfriend?! Flamethrowers?! You know, this is exactly why I don't bring you along to these things!
Mater: Maybe if I... I dunno... talk to somebody, and explain what happened, I could help.
Lightning: I don't need your help! I don't want your help! [drives off, but is stopped by the paparazzi and Mater’s feelings are hurt]
Reporter 1: Hey, there he is!
Reporter 2: McQueen, you had it in the bag!
Reporter 3: Yeah, what happened?
Lightning: I-I made a mistake, but I can assure you, it won't happen again. [Mater drives over to the TV monitors; he slumps] Look, guys, we know what the problem is, and we've taken care of it. [Mater sadly drives away]

Finn: I never properly introduced myself. Finn McMissile, British intelligence.
Mater: Tow Mater, Average Intelligence.
Finn: Who are you with? FBI, CIA?
Mater: Let's just say I'm a triple AAA affiliated.

Mater: [voice-over reading the letter] By the time you read this, I'll be safely on an airplane flying home. I'm so sorry for what I did.
Lightning: [reading Mater's letter in the Hotel Lobby] "I don't want to be the cause of you losing any more races. I want you to go prove to the world what I already know: [the camera pans to show Guido and Luigi with big dewy eyes, trying to hold it together] That you are the greatest race car in the whole wide world. Your best friend, Mater." [looks up] I didn't really want him to leave.
Luigi: Wait, there's more here. [moves to next page] "P.S. Please tell the hotel I didn't mean to order that movie. I thought it was just a preview and I didn't realize I was paying for it." [shifts the page] "P.P.S. That's funny right there. P.P."? [shifts the pages around] There's a few more pages of P.S's here.
Lightning: Well, at least I know if he's at home he'll be safe.

Uncle Topolino: Chi trova un'amico, trova un tesoro.
Lightning: What does that mean?
Mama Topolino: "Whoever find a friend, find a treasure."

[Lightning is missing Mater at the race in Italy as the racers gather at the finish line]
Italian Announcer: Signore e signori, in the pole position, numero uno... [the crowd starts cheering right away] Francesco! [the Italian crowd roars, cheers and chants for their hometown hero]
Francesco: [to the crowd] Bellissima! Thank you for your support. [to Lightning] And your big mistake, McQueen!
Announcer: In the secondo position... Numero novantacinque (95): Lightning-a McQueen-a!
Luigi: McQuuen-a, is-a everything okay?
Fillmore: If you're worried about your fuel, man, don't. It's perfectly safe.
Lightning: No guys, I just really wish Mater were here.
Francesco: [Notices Lightning is sad.] Francesco understands this, McQueen.
Lightning: Oh, great. Here it comes. What've you got, Francesco?
Francesco: For famous race cars like Francesco and, well... you, to be far away from home, is not easy.
Lightning: [sarcastically] I think you forgot the insulting part of that insult.
Francesco: [emotionally] It's-a no insult! When Francesco is away from home, he misses his mama! Just like you miss your tow truck, amico.
Lightning: [impressed] Gee, I maybe misjudged you, because that's exactly how I--
Francesco: [smiling] Of course! I am at home! And my mama is right here! [points and waves at a vintage Ferrari in the crowd who is smiling, blowing kisses and waving back] Mama! Don't worry, Mama! McQueen is very sad! I will beat his cry-baby bottom today!
Lightning: And... there's the insult we were missing. Grazie!

Miles: [in his disguised voice as the Lemon Mastermind] Welcome, everyone, I wish I could be with you on this very special day, but... my clutch assembly broke. You know how it is. We are here to celebrate. Today, all your hard work pays off. The world turned their backs on cars like us. They stopped manufacturing us, stopped making our parts. The only thing they haven't stopped doing is laughing at us. They've called us terrible names - jalopy, rust bucket, heap, clunker, junker, beater, wreck, rattletrap… lemon. But their insults just give us strength. Because today, my friends, that... all... ends!
[Due to Grem and Acer's camera-disguised weapon, Carla Veloso crashes on the track]
Darrel: There's smoke on the Casino Bridge!
David: Oh, no!
Brent: It's Carla Veloso, the Brazilian racecar!
Finn: What just happened?
Holley: I'm working on it.
Miles: They laughed at us, but now it's our turn to laugh back.
[Nigel Gearsley, another racer, crashes due to the weapon]
David: Another crash! It's number 9, Nigel Gearsley!
Miles: Embrace your inner lemon. Let it drive you.
Finn: Holley?
Holley: I’m detecting an extremely strong electromagnetic pulse! Finn! It’s the camera!
Finn: Where?
Holley: On the tower!
[Finn speeds furiously throughout the Italian streets]
Miles:: This was meant to be alternative fuel's greatest moment. [cars, seeing the crashes, throw their alternative fuel cups away and start smashing alternative fuel signs] But after today, everyone will race back to gasoline and we, the owners of the world's largest untapped oil reserve, will become the most powerful cars in the world!
Miles: They will come to us, and they will have no choice, because they will need us. And, they will finally respect us. So, hold your hoods high. After today, you will never again be ashamed of who you are. Long live lemons!
[Shu Todoroki, another racer, crashes due to the weapon]
Brent: Oh, number 7 is loose! Shu Todoroki!
[Miguel Camino tries to brake, but crashes into Todoroki. Then, Max Schnell tries to brake, but crashes into the two. After that, Raoul ÇaRoule and Rip Clutchgonski try to brake, but they also crash into the three. Jeff Gorvette and Lewis Hamilton brake just in time, leaving them as the only survivors.]
Holley: [gasps] Finn?
Darrell: Bumper to bumper as they approach the finish line! McQueen's The winner! Francesco’s second! They have no idea what happened behind them.
Francesco: This is impossible!
Lightning: That’s what I’m Talking about! Ka-chow! Wh- What happened? Where are all the other cars?
Francesco: What is going on?
Lightning: Oh, no!

Miles: [speaks indistinctly to Professor Z through a phone in his disguised voice as the Lemon Mastermind] ...Till Lightning McQueen is dead!
Prof. Z: [after receiving orders from the Lemon Mastermind] Of course. [to his fellow Lemons] Allinol must be finished for good. McQueen cannot win the last race. Lightning McQueen must be killed.
Mater: No! [accidentally turns into a taco truck] (Uh-oh.)
Prof. Z: (Huh?) [confused as Mater's circuits short out, and accidentally blows his own cover; alarmed] IT'S THE AMERICAN SPY!!! [the Lemons all draw their weapons]
Mater: Dad-gum!
Computer: Gatling gun, request acknowledged. [two Gatling guns appear out of Mater's sides]
Mater: Shoot. I didn't mean...
Computer: Request acknowledged. [Mater's guns fire madly, shooting everything in the room as the Lemons drive for cover. The force of the guns makes Mater back out of the room and onto the balcony]
Mater: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait!! I didn't mean that kind of "shoot"!
Mater's Computer: Correction acknowledged. Deploying chute. [a parachute appears out of Mater's back]
Mater: Whoa-a-a! Wait! [carries him into the air]

Luigi: [in horror] Mater!
Mater: [speeds up to Lightning's pit crew] Everybody, get out! Get out now! Y'all gotta get out the pits! [suddenly recognizes that Sally, Ramone, Flo, and Red are in the pits] Hey, what're you guys doin' here?
Sally: We're here because of you, Mater.
Flo: Is everything okay?
Mater: No, everything’s not okay, there’s a bomb in here! Y'all gotta get out, NOW!
All: [shocked] A BOMB?!
Finn: [over radio] Mater.
Mater: Finn, you’re okay!
Finn: Listen to me. The bomb is on you! They knew you'd try to help McQueen. When we were knocked out, they planted it your air filter!
Mater: [blows air filter cover off and sees the bomb on his air filter, and looks at Allinol] Uh-oh.
Lightning: Mater, there you are!
Mater: [alarmed] Stop right there!
Lightning: Oh, man, I've been so worried about you!
Mater: Don't come any closer!
Lightning: Are you okay? (What's wrong?)
Mater: No, I'm not okay! Stay away from me!!
Lightning: No, wait! Wait!
Brent Mustangburger: Hold everything. A tow truck has just raced onto the track, and he's driving backwards!
Lightning: Mater, wait!
David Hobbscap: Normally, an emergency vehicle on the track means there's been an accident.
Brent: Wait, wait. Lightning McQueen is chasing him!
Lightning: Mater, wait!
Mater: Stay back! If you get close to me, you're gonna get hurt real bad!
Lightning: I know I made you feel that way before, but none of that matters! Because we're best friends!

Mater: Somebody's been sabotaging the races and hurting the cars, and I know who! Oh, wait! Your Majesty. [bows to the Queen, and exposes the time bomb]
British Car: [off-screen] BOMB! IT'S A BOMB! [the other security cars pull out their guns, and are about to shoot Mater]
Finn: [out of nowhere] Hold your fire! He can't disarm it! Mater, I don't know what you're doing, but stand down now!
Mater: This ain't nothing at all like Radiator Springs.
Lightning: Mater, just cut to the chase.
Mater: Okay. It's him! [points to Miles]
Miles: What? Me? You've got to be crazy.
Mater: I figured it out when I realized y'all attached this tickin' time bomb with Whitworth bolts. The same bolts that hold together that old British engine from the photograph. Holley, show that picture.
Holley: Okay. [brings up the image]
Mater: And then I remembered what they say about old British engines - "If there ain't no oil under 'em, there ain't no oil in 'em."
Miles: What is he talking about?
Mater: It was you leaking oil at the party in Japan. [flashback of Miles leaking oil, and blaming Mater] You just blamed it on me. [flashback ends]
Miles Electric cars don't use oil, you twit.
Mater: Then you're fakin' it. You didn't convert to no electric. We pop that hood, we're gonna see that engine from that picture right there.
Miles: [realizing that Mater knows the truth, backs away] This lorry's crazy! He's gonna kill us all! [Miles backs up to the edge of the stage] Stay away!
Holley: But Sir Axlerod created the race, Mater. Why would he want to hurt anyone?
Mater: To make Allinol look bad, so everybody'd go back to using oil. I mean, he said it himself with that disguised voice.
Miles: "Disguised voice"? What are you talking about? YOU'RE NUTS, YOU ARE!!!
Prince Wheeliam: This is going nowhere fast. We really should go, Grandmother.
The Queen: One moment. I'd like to see where this is going. [bomb countdown reaches to 00:29.]
Finn: Mater, he created Allinol.
Mater: Yeah, but what if he found that huge oil field just as the world was trying to find something else? What if he came up with Allinol just to make alternative fuel look bad?
Miles: [bomb countdown reaches 00:19, 00:18.] "What if"? You're basing this on a "what if"?!
Security Guard: Okay, that's it! Lads, clear out! [the Queen and spectators evacuate]
Axlerod: Wait, somebody save me! The lorry's crazy! KEEP AWAY, YOU IDIOT!
Finn: Mater!?
Holley: [the bomb countdown reaches 00:09, 00:08.] Mater!
Miles: Someone, do something!
Car in Crowd: [alarmed] DRIVE AWAY!
Miles: (Fine!) [Mater stands his ground, glaring at Miles, while everyone braces for the explosion] YOU'RE INSANE, YOU ARE! [Bomb countdown 00:03, then 00:02.] DEACTIVATE!!!
[Countdown stops at 00:01 before explosion, causing it to say "Voice Accepted"]
Bomb Computer: Bomb deactivated. Have a nice day, Sir Axlerod. [Mater smiles in satisfaction. Axlerod is shocked at what he said, as police cars approach to arrest him. Mater pops open Axlerod's hood, revealing the V8 engine.]
Finn: The engine from the photo.
Holley: It's a perfect match. [brings up the image and does a match between Miles' and the blue one's]
Miles: [his last words] How did the tow truck figure it out?
Lightning: It's official. You’re coming to all my races from now on.
Mater: Now you're talking!

Lightning: You know, there's one thing I still don't get. The bad guys hit me with the beam from the camera, right, so why didn't I, you know–?
Mater: Explode in a fiery inferno?
Lightning: Yeah.
Finn: We couldn't figure that out, either.
Holley: Our investigation proved that Allinol was actually gasoline, and Miles Axlerod engineered it so that when it got hit by the beam it would explode.
Lightning : Wait a second, Fillmore. You said my fuel was safe. [everyone stares at Fillmore]
Fillmore: If you're implying that I switched out that rotgut excuse for alternative fuel with my all-natural sustainable organic bio-fuel just because I never trusted Axlerod, you're dead wrong, man. [points to Sarge] It was him.
Sarge: Once Big Oil, always Big Oil... Man.
Fillmore: Tree hugger.

[Last lines]
Francesco: [sees Mater fly past him] Impossibile!
Lightning: [seeing Mater rocket up to him] Mater?!
Mater: Check it out! They let me keep the rockets!
Lightning: I'll see you at the finish line, buddy!
Mater: Not if I see you first! [together, they zoom off]


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