Cars 2

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Cars 2 is a 2011 American computer-animated film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Pictures, and is the sequel to the 2006 film, Cars. In the film, race car Lightning McQueen and tow truck Mater head to Japan and Europe to compete in the World Grand Prix, but Mater becomes sidetracked with international espionage.

Directed by John Lasseter, co-directed by Brad Lewis. Written by Ben Queen.
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Lightning McQueen[edit]

  • [His catchprhase] I am speed.

Tow Mater[edit]

  • [After entering the casino, disguised as Ivan] Wow! This place looks like it's made out of gold!

Finn McMissile[edit]

  • [Itroducing himself to Mater] Finn McMissile, british intelligence.

Holley Shiftwell[edit]

  • [Introducing herself to Mater] I'm agent Shiftwell, Holley Shiftwell.


[First lines]
Leland Turbo: This is Agent Leland Turbo. I have a flash transmission for Agent Finn McMissile. Finn, my cover's been compromised. Everything's gone pear-shaped. You won't believe what I've found out here. This is bigger than anything we've ever seen, and no one even knows it exists. Finn, I need back-up, but don't call the cavalry, it could blow the operation. And be careful, it's not safe out here.
Grem: [off-screen] Let's go!
Leland Turbo: Transmitting my grids now. Good luck!

[A fishing vessel is sailing on the open ocean at night, completely alone.]
Crabby: Alright buddy, we're here. Right where you paid me to bring you. Question is, why?
Finn McMissile: [comes out from the shadows on Crabby's stern deck] I'm looking for a car.
Crabby: A car? Ha! Hey, pal. You can't get any further away from land than out here.
Finn McMissile: Exactly where I want to be.
Crabby: Well I got news for you buddy. There's nobody out here but us.
Tony Trihull: [blows his horn] What are you doing out here?
Crabby: What does it look like, genius? I'm crabbin'.
Tony Trihull: Well, turn around. And go back where you came from.
Crabby: Yeah? And who's gonna make me? [Tony reveals his bow-mounted missile turret] All right! All right! Don't get your prop in a twist! [Crabby turns away and begins sailing back] What a jerk. Sorry, buddy. Looks like it's the end of the line. Buddy?

[Finn is suspended by four grappling hooks above the oil platform]
Professor Zündapp: This is valuable equipment. Make sure it is properly secured for the voyage.
Platform Worker: Got it.
Grem: Hey, Professor Z! This is one of those British spies that we told you about!
Acer: Yeah, this one we caught sticking his bumper where it didn't belong!
Professor Zündapp: Agent Leland Turbo. [Leland's remains are revealed: he's been crushed into a cube. Finn gasps in shock. A burst of flame behind Finn reveals his shadow on the platform below. Zündapp looks up and sees him] It's Finn McMissile! He's seen the camera! KILL HIM!

Grem: [thinking he killed Finn McMissile] He's dead, Professor.
Professor Zündapp: Wunderbar. With Finn McMissile gone, who can stop us now?
[scene switches to Mater.]
Mater: Mater, Tow Mater, that's who, is here to help ya. Hey, Otis!
Otis: Heh-hey, Mater. I... uh... oh, gosh. I'm so sorry. I thought I could make it this time, but... [Otis tries to start to start his engine, but can't.] Smooth like puddin', huh? [sighs] Who am I kiddin'? I'll always be a lemon.
Mater: Well, dad-gum, you're leakin' oil again. Must be yer gaskets. Hey, but look on the bright side. This is yer 10th tow this month, so that means it's on the house.
Otis: You're the only one that's nice to lemons like me, Mater.
Mater: Hey, don't sweat it. Shoot, these things happen to everybody, Otis.
Otis: But you never leak oil.
Mater: Yeah, but I ain't perfect. Don't tell nobody, but I think my rust is trying to show through.

[Lightning and Sally see Francesco on TV.]
Lightning McQueen: Hey, that's that Italian Formula car. His name is...
Sally Carrera: [rolling R's] Francesco Bernoulli. No wonder there's a crowd.
Lightning McQueen: Wait, why do you know his name? And don't say it like that. It's 3 syllables, not 10.
Sally Carrera: What? He's nice to look at. Open wheels and all.
Lighting McQueen: What's wrong with fenders?
Sally Carrera: Nothing!
Lighting McQueen: I though you liked my fenders.

[Francesco Bernoulli is a guest on Mel Dorado's TV show; Mater called in to argue with Bernoulli, and McQueen takes the phone.]
Lightning McQueen: [over the phone] Yeah, hi, this is Lightning McQueen.
Francesco Bernoulli: The Lightning McQueen, eh?
Lightning McQueen: Look, I don't appreciate my best friend being insulted like that.
Francesco: McQueen, that was your best friend? Ohhh... There's a difference between you and Francesco! Francesco knows how good he is. He doesn't have to surround himself with tow trucks to prove it.
McQueen: [sarcasticlly] Those are some strong words coming from a car that is so fragile.
McQueen: "Not so fast." What is that? Your new motto?
Francesco: Motto?! [Rants and curses rapidly in Italian] ...RIDICULO!! [continues his rant but gets muted by the TV censors, and storms off-camera]
Miles Axelrod: Well, this sounds like something that needs to be settled on the race course. What do you say, Lightning McQueen? We still got room for one more racer.
Lighting McQueen: Well, I would love to. The only thing is, my crew is off for the season, so–
Guido: [he unscrews the caps of glass bottles] Pit stop.
Lightning McQueen: You know what? They just got back. Deal me in, baby. KA-CHOW! [the crowd cheers and whistles at Lightning McQueen's decision] I know, I know, I just got back, but we won't be long un–
Sally Carrera: Oh, no. Don't worry about me. I mean, I've got enough to do here. Mater's gonna have a blast, though. You're bringing Mater, right? You never bring him to any of your races. [Lighting sees Mater trying a martini, and spiting it back into the glass. Lightning is disgusted and smiling.] Just let him sit in the pits. Give him a headset. Come on, it'll be the thrill of a lifetime for him.
Mater: Your drink, sir.
Lighting McQueen: Mater.
Mater: I didn't taste it!
Lighting McQueen: How'd you like to come and see the world with me?
Mater: You mean it?
Lighting McQueen: [laughing] Yeah. You got me into this thing, you're coming along.
Mater: [excited] Alright!

Mater: What have you got here that's free? How about that there pistachio ice cream?
Sushi Chef: No, no. Wasabi.
Mater: Oh, same old, same old. What's up with you? [Looks again at the bucket of wasabi] That looks delicious! [The Sushi Chef takes a knife and sets a small piece of wasabi on a tray, then puts it on the counter] Uh, a little more, please? [the chef adds more wasabi] It is free, right? [The chef adds more] Keep it coming. A little more. Come on, let's go, it's free! You're gettin' there; scoop, scoop! [The Sushi Chef gives in and scoops out a baseball-sized serving of wasabi] There we go! Now, that's a scoop of ice cream!
Sushi Chef: [Bowing and speaking in Japanese] My condolences.

[Axlerod leaks oil and blames it on Mater, McQueen tells Mater off]
Lighting McQueen: Mater, you have to get a hold of yourself. You're making a scene!
Mater: But I never leak oil. Never.
Lighting McQueen: Go take care of yourself right now!
[Mater drives away]

Francesco Bernoulli: [at the Tokyo World Grand Prix party, Francesco spots Lightning] Ah! Lightning McQueen! Buona sera!
Lighting McQueen: Uh, nice to meet you, Francesco.
Francesco Bernoulli: Yes, nice to meet you too. You are very good looking. Not as good as I thought but, you're good.

[On the starting line of the Tokyo Race]
Lightning McQueen: Speed. I am speed.
Francesco Bernoulli: [laughs] Really? You are speed? Then Francesco is TRIPLE speed. [Mimicking McQueen's way of closing his eyes and speaking to himself] "Francesco... IS... triple speed." Ho-ho! Francesco likes to beat McQueen. He's-a really getting him into the zone!
Lightning McQueen: He is sooo getting beat today!

[At the post race press conference]
Darrell Cartrip: Francesco, over here! Hey, what was your strategy today?
Francesco Bernoulli: Strategia? Francesco needs-a no strategy, it's-a very simple: You start the race, wait for Lightning McQueen to choke, pass him, then win. Francesco always-a wins, it's boring.
[Lightning rolls his eyes.]
Darrell Cartrip: I gotta tell you, dude, you were in trouble for awhile. That dirt track section had you crawlin'.
[Lightning notices Mater leaving and sneaks off.]
Francesco Bernoulli: To truly crush one's dream, you must first raise their hopes very high.

Lightning McQueen: [meets up with Mater in his pit garage.] Mater!
Mater: Hey, McQueen! What happened, is the race over? You won, right?
Lightning McQueen: Mater, why were you yelling things at me while I was racing?!
Mater: "Yellin'"? Oh, you thought... [chuckles] Oh, that's funny right there. Naw. See, that's 'cause I seen these two fellers doing some sort of karate street performance. It was nutso. One of 'em even had a flamethrower...
Lightning McQueen: [with disbelief] 'A flamethrower'? What are you talking about? I-I don't understand. Where were you?
Mater: Going to meet my date.
Lightning McQueen: Your date?
Mater: She started talkin' to me as a voice in my head, tellin' me where to go...
Lightning McQueen: What?!
Mater: Wait a minute. I didn't screw you up, did I?
Mater: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!
Lightning McQueen: An imaginary girlfriend, flamethrowers!? You know, THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DON'T BRING YOU ALONG TO THESE THINGS!
Mater: Maybe if I, I don't know, talk to somebody, and explain what happened, I could help...
Lightning McQueen: I don't need your help! I don't want your help! [drives off, but is stopped by the paparazzi and Mater's feelings are hurt]
Reporter 1: Hey, there he is!
Reporter 2: McQueen, you had it in the bag!
Reporter 3: Yeah, what happened?
Lightning McQueen: I-I made a mistake, but I can assure you, it won't happen again. [Mater drives over to the TV monitors] Look, guys, we know what the problem is, and we've taken care of it!
[Mater sadly drives away]

Mater: [Voice-over reading the letter] "By the time you read this, I'll be safely on an airplane flying home. I'm so sorry for what I did."
Lightning McQueen: [reading Mater's letter in the Hotel Lobby while Guido and Luigi began crying.] "I don't want to be the cause of you losing any more races. I want you to go prove to the world what I already know: that you are the greatest racecar in the whole wide world." Your best friend, Mater. [looks up] I didn't really want him to leave.
Luigi: Wait, there's more here. [moves to next page] "P.S. Please tell the hotel I didn't mean to order that movie. I thought it was just a preview and I didn't realize I was paying for it." [shifts the page] "P.P.S. That's funny right there. P.P."? [shifts the pages around] There's a few more pages of P.S.'s here.

Finn McMissile: I never properly introduced myself. Finn McMissile, British Intelligence.
Mater: Tow Mater, average intelligence.
Finn McMissile: Who are you with? FBI, CIA?
Mater: Let's just say I'm Triple-A affiliated. [AAA is the American Automobile Association]

Finn McMissile: Siddeley.
Siddeley: Yes, Finn?
Finn McMissile: Paris, tout de suite.
Mater: Yeah, two of them sweets for me too, Sid! [to Holley] You know, I always wanted to be a spy.
Holley Shiftwell: Really? [smiles] Me too.
Siddeley: Afterburners, sir?
Finn McMissile: Is there any other way?

Stephenson: [is traveling to Porta Cosa, carrying Finn, Holley, and Mater] Finn, one hour to Porta Cosa.
Finn McMissile: [inside one of the cars] Thank you, Stephenson.
[a robot arm screws an orange light on top of Mater]
Holley Shiftwell: Yeah, I think that should just about do it. [presses a button on a control panel and backs away from it]
Finn McMissile: Perfect.
Holley Shiftwell: So, Mater, it's voice-activated, but you know, everything's voice-activated these days.
Mater: What? I thought you's supposed to be making me a dee-sguise!
Mater's Computer: Voice recognized. Disguise program initiated. [uses a hologram to make Mater look like Ivan, another tow truck]
Mater: Ha ha. Cool! Hey, Computer. Make me a German truck.
Mater's Computer: Request acknowledged. [Mater wears a funny German costume with a green hat]
Mater: Check it out! I'm wearing Materhosen! Make me a monster truck!
Mater's Computer: Request acknowledged. [Mater wears a vampire costume that looks similar to Count Dracula]
Mater: What the...? [Transylvanian accent] Hahahaha. I vant to siphon your gas! Ha, ha! [normal accent] Now make me a taco truck!
Mater's Computer: Request acknowledged. [Mater becomes a white taco truck, and his horn plays "La Cucaracha"]
Mater: A funny car!
Mater's Computer: Request acknowledged. [Mater becomes painted yellow with red flames, hot rod exhaust pipes, a hot rod engine, and a spoiler. Mater revs his engine a few times, enjoying the disguise, until Finn turns it off]
Finn McMissile: The idea is to keep a low profile, Mater.

[Lightning is missing Mater at the race in Italy as the racers gather at the finish line; Francesco notices.]
Francesco Bernoulli: Francesco understands.
Lightning McQueen: [Sarcastic] I think you left out the insulting part of that insult.
Francesco Bernoulli: [Emotionally] It is no joke! When Francesco is away from home, he misses his mama! Just like you miss your tow truck, amigo.
Lightning McQueen: [Impressed] You know, maybe I misjudged you–
Francesco Bernoulli: [smiling] But today, I am at home, and my Mama is right there! [points and waves at a vintage Ferrari in the crowd who is smiling and waving back] Don't worry, Mama! McQueen is very sad! I will beat his crybaby bottom today!
Lightning McQueen: And... there's the insult we were missing. Gracie!

Miles Axlerod: [in his disguised voice as the Lemon Mastermind] Welcome, everyone, I wish I could be with you on this very special day, but my clutch assembly broke. You know how it is. We are here to celebrate. Today, all your hard work pays off. The world turned their backs on cars like us. They stopped manufacturing us, stopped making our parts. The only thing they haven't stopped doing is laughing at us. They've called us terrible names: Template:Bigalopy, rust bucket, heap, clunker, junker, beater, wreck, rattletrap... lemon. But their insults just give us strength. Because, today, my friends, that all ends! [Due to Grem and Acer's camera-disguised weapon, a car crashes] They laughed at us, but now it's our turn to laugh back. [another car crashes due to the weapon] Embrace your inner lemon. Let it drive you. This was meant to be alternative fuel's greatest moment. [Cars, seeing the crashes, throw their alternative fuel cups away and start smashing alternative fuel signs] But after today, everyone will race back to gasoline. And we, the owners of the world's largest untapped oil reserve, will become the most powerful cars in the world! They will come to us, and they will have no choice, because they will NEED us, and they will finally respect us! So hold your hoods high! After today, you will never again be ashamed of who you are! LONG... LIVE... LEMONS!

Professor Z: [after receiving orders from the Lemon Mastermind] Of course. [to his fellow Lemons] Allinol must be finished for good. McQueen cannot win the last race. Lightning McQueen must be killed.
Mater: No! [accidentally turns into a taco truck, Professor Z confused,his circuits short out, and accidentally reveals himself]
Professor Z: IT'S THE AMERICAN SPY! [the Lemons all draw their weapons]
Mater: Dad-gum!
Mater's Computer: Gatling gun, request acknowledged. [2 Gatling guns appear out of Mater's sides]
Mater: Shoot, I didn't mean...
Mater's Computer: Request acknowledged.
[his guns fire madly, shooting everything in the room as the Lemons drive for cover. The force of the guns makes Mater back out of the room and onto the balcony]
Mater: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn't mean that kinda "shoot"!
Mater's Computer: Correction acknowledged, deploying chute. [a parachute appears out of Mater's back and carries him into the air]

Finn McMissile: [over radio] Mater.
Mater: Finn! You're okay!
Finn McMissile: Listen to me: The bomb is on you! They knew you'd try to help McQueen. When we were knocked out, they planted it your air filter!
[Mater sees bomb on his air filter, and looks at Allinol.]
Mater: Uh-oh.
Lightning McQueen: Mater, there you are!
Mater: Stop right thereǃ
Lightning McQueen: Oh, man, I've been so worried about youǃ
Mater: Don't come any closerǃ
Lightning McQueen: Are you okay?
Mater: No, I'm not okayǃ Stay away from meǃ
Lightning McQueen: No, wait, waitǃ
Brent Mustangburger: Hold everything. A tow truck has just raced onto the track, and he's driving backwardsǃ
Lightning McQueen: Mater, waitǃ
David Hobbscap: Normally, an emergency vehicle on the track means there's been an accident.
Brent Mustangburger: Wait, waitǃ Lightning McQueen is chasing himǃ
Lightning McQueen: Mater, waitǃ
Mater: Stay backǃ If you get close to me, you're gonna get hurt real badǃ
Lightning McQueen: I know I made you feel that way before, but none of that mattersǃ Because we're best friendsǃ

Mater: Somebody's been sabotaging the races and hurting the cars, and I know who! Oh, wait! Your majesty.
[Mater bows, and exposes the time bomb.]
British Car: BOMB! IT'S A BOMB!
[the British cars pull out their guns, and are about to shoot Mater.]
Finn McMissile: [out of nowhere.] Hold your fire! He can't disarm it! Mater, I don't know what you're doing, but stand down now!
Mater: This ain't nothing at all like Radiator Springs!
Lightning McQueen: Mater, just cut to the chase.
Mater: Okay. It's him! [points to Miles]
Miles Axlerod: What? Me? You've got to be crazy.
Mater: I figured it out when I realized y'all attached this tickin' time bomb with Whitworth bolts. The same bolts that hold together that old British engine from the photograph. Holley, show that picture.
Holley Shiftwell: Okay. [brings up the image]
Mater: And then I remembered what they say about old British engines. If there ain't no oil under 'em, there ain't no oil in 'em.
Miles Axlerod: What is he talking about?
Mater: It was you leaking oil at the party in Japan. [flashback of Miles Axlerod leaking oil, and blaming Mater] You just blamed it on me.
Miles Axlerod: Electric cars don't use oil, you twit.
Mater: Then you're faking it. You didn't convert to no electric. We pop that hood, we gonna see that engine from that picture right there.
Miles Axlerod: [realizing that Mater knows the truth, backs away] This lorry's crazy! He's gonna kill us all! [panicking] STAY AWAY!
Holley Shiftwell: But Sir Axlerod created the race, Mater. Why would he want to hurt anyone?
Mater: To make Allinol look bad, so that everyone would go back to using oil. I mean, he said it himself with that "dee-sguised voice".
Miles Axlerod: 'Dee-sguised voice'? What are you talking about? YOU'RE NUTS, YOU ARE!
Prince Wheeliam: This is going nowhere fast. We really should go, Grandmother.
The Queen: One moment. I'd like to see where this is going.
[Bomb countdown reaches 00:29.]
Finn McMissile: Mater, he created Allinol.
Mater: Yeah, but what if he found that huge oil field just as the world was trying to find something else, what if he came up with Allinol just to make alternative fuel look bad?
[Bomb countdown reaches 00:19, then 00:18.]
Miles Axlerod: "What if"?! You're basing this on a "what if"?!
Security Guard: Okay, that's it! Lads, clear out! [The Queen and spectators evacuate]
Miles Axlerod: Wait, somebody save me! The lorry's crazy! KEEP AWAY, YOU IDIOT!
Finn McMissile: Mater?!
[The bomb countdown reaches 00:09, then 00:08.]
Holley Shiftwell: Mater!
Miles Axlerod: Someone, do something! [Mater stands his ground, glaring at Axlerod, while everyone braces for the explosion] YOU'RE INSANE, YOU ARE! [Bomb countdown 00:03, 00:02.] DEACTIVATE!!
[countdown stops at 00:01, causing it to say "Voice Accepted"]
Bomb Computer: Bomb deactivated. Have a nice day, Sir Axlerod.
[Mater smiles in satisfaction. Axlerod is shocked at what he said, as police cars approach to arrest him. Mater pops open Axlerod's hood, revealing the V8 engine.]
Finn McMissile: The engine from the photo.
Holly Shiftwell: It's a perfect match. [brings up the image and does a match between Axlerod's and the blue one's]
Miles Axlerod: How did the tow truck figure it out?
Lightning McQueen: It's official, you're coming to all my races from now on.
Mater: Now you're talking!

[At Mater's Knighting Ceremony]
The Queen: I hereby dub thee "Sir Tow Mater."
Mater: "Sir"? Shoot, you can just call me Mater, Your Majesty. I don't wanna hear none of this "Sir" business. By the way, have y'all met each other? Queen, McQueen. McQueen, Queen. McQueen, McMissile. McMissile, McQueen. Queen, McMissile.

[Mater and the gang are watching Lightning, Francesco and the others race in the Radiator Springs Grand Prix, Holley gets an alert.]
Holley Shiftwell: Finn, time to go. Siddeley's gassed, geared and ready to fly.
Mater: You're leavin' already?
Finn McMissile: We've got another mission, Mater. Just stopped by here to pick something up. [he and Holley stare at Mater.]
Mater: Somethin' tells me you're not talkin' about souvenir bumper stickers.
Finn McMissile: Her Majesty asked for you personally, Mater.
Mater: But I told y'all before, I'm not a spy.
Holley Shiftwell: We know.
Finn McMissile: Spy or not, you're still the smartest, most honest chap we've ever met.
Holley Shiftwell: Don't forget massively charming.
Mater: Well, thanks. But as much fun as it was hangin' with y'all, this... [looking at his friends] This is home.
Holley Shiftwell: That's alright, we understand, but I'll be back. You still owe me that first date.
Finn McMissile: If there's ever anything I can do for you, just let me know.
Mater: Well, I sure appreciate that, thank you. [pauses] Actually, there is one thing...
[Cuts to Mater using the rockets in the race.]

[Last lines]
Francesco Bernoulli: [sees Mater fly past him.] Impossibile!
Lightning McQueen: [Seeing Mater rocket up to him] Mater?!
Mater: Check it out! They let me keep the rockets!
Lightning McQueen: I'll see you at the finish line, buddy!
Mater: Not if I see you first! [Together, they zoom off.]

About Cars 2[edit]

  • It’s people who don’t know the facts, rushing to judge. I recognize my place in the Walt Disney Company, but my job, my focus, my deepest desire is to entertain people by making great movies, and we did that with ‘Cars 2.’
  • John Lasseter [1]


  • Fuel the love.
  • Spy it only in theaters 2011.
  • The mission begins.

Voice cast[edit]

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