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Cars 2 is a 2011 American computer-animated film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Pictures, and is the sequel to the 2006 film, Cars. In the film, race car Lightning McQueen and tow truck Mater head to Japan and Europe to compete in the World Grand Prix, but Mater becomes sidetracked with international espionage.

Directed by John Lasseter, co-directed by Brad Lewis. Written by Ben Queen.
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Tow Mater[edit]

  • [Speaks on the microphone] Whatever you do, DO NOT EAT the free pistachio ice cream. It has TURNED. [echoes]
  • [after entering the casino, disguised as Ivan] Wow! This place looks like it's made out of gold!

Lightning McQueen[edit]

  • [his catchphrase] Speed. I... am... speed.

Finn McMissile[edit]

  • [introducing himself to Mater] Finn McMissile, British intelligence.

Holley Shiftwell[edit]

  • [introducing herself to Mater] I'm Agent Shiftwell, Holley Shiftwell.

Miles Axlerod[edit]

  • How did the tow truck figure it out?

Francesco Bernoulli[edit]

  • Francesco always-a wins. It's-a boring.

Dialogue[edit]

[First lines]
Leland Turbo: This is Agent Leland Turbo. I have a flash transmission for Agent Finn McMissile. [Walt Disney Pictures presents] Finn, my cover's been compromised. Everything's gone pear-shaped. [a Pixar Animation Studios film] You won't believe what I've found out here. This is bigger than anything we've ever seen, and no one even knows it exists. Finn, I need back-up, but don't call the cavalry, it could blow the operation, and be careful. It's not safe out here.
Acer: [off-screen] Let's go!
Leland: Transmitting my grids now. Good luck!
[the title starts.]

[A fishing vessel is sailing on the open ocean at night, completely alone.]
Crabby: Alright, buddy, we're here. Right where you paid me to bring you. Question is, "Why"?
Finn McMissile: [comes out from the shadows on Crabby's stern deck] … I'm looking for a car.
Crabby: A car? Ha! Hey, pal. You can't get any further away from land than out here.
Finn: … Exactly where I want to be.
Crabby: Well, I got news for you, buddy. There's nobody out here but us.
Tony Trihull: [blows his horn] What are you doing out here?!
Crabby: What does it look like, genius? I'm crabbin'!
Tony: Well, turn around... and go back where you came from!
Crabby: Yeah? And who's gonna make me? [Tony reveals his bow-mounted missile turret] All right! All right! Don't get your prop in a twist! [Crabby turns away and begins sailing back] What a jerk! Sorry, buddy. Looks like it's the end of the line. Buddy?

[Finn is suspended by four grappling hooks above the oil platform]
Finn: What are you up to now, Professor?
Professor Zündapp: [speaking to a platform worker lemon] This is valuable equipment. Make sure it is properly secured for the voyage.
Platform Worker: Got it.
Grem: Hey, Professor Z! This is one of those British spies that we told you about!
Acer: Yeah, this one we caught sticking his bumper where it didn't belong!
Professor Z: Agent Leland Turbo.
[Leland's remains are revealed: He's been crushed into a cube. Finn gasps in shock. A burst of flame behind Finn reveals his shadow on the platform below. Zündapp looks up and sees him]
Zündapp: It's Finn McMissile! [Finn starts shooting] He's seen the camera! KILL HIM!!!

[The camera shows McQueen, Francesco and Carla on the podium as they get interviewed]
Photographer: Francesco!
Darrell: Francesco, over here. Hey, what was your strategy today?
Francesco: Strategia? Francesco needs-a no strategy, it’s-a very simple: You start the race, wait for Lightning McQueen to choke, pass him, then win. Francesco always-a wins, it’s a boring. [Lightning rolls his eyes.]
Darrell: I gotta tell you dude, you were in trouble for awhile. That dirt track section had you crawlin’. [Lightning notices Mater leaving and sneaks off.]
Francesco: To truly crush one’s dream, you must first raise their hopes very high.
Lightning: [meets up with Mater in his pit garage] MATER!
Mater: Hey, McQueen! What happened, is the race over? You won, right?
Lightning: Mater, why were you yelling things at me while I was racing?!
Mater: "Yellin'"? Oh, you thought... [chuckles] Oh! That's funny right there. Naw. See, that's 'cause I seen these two fellers doing some sort of karate street performance. It was nutso. One of 'em even had a flamethrower...
Lightning: [with worry and disbelief] "A flamethrower"? What are you talking about? I-I don't understand, where were you?!
Mater: Goin' to meet my date.
Lightning: [confused] Your date?!
Mater: She started talkin' to me as a voice in my head, tellin' me where to go–-
Lightning: WHAT?!
Mater: [noticing Lightning's angry glare] Wait a minute. I didn't screw you up, did I?
Lightning: [angrily] I LOST THE RACE BECAUSE OF YOU!!
Mater: [shocked] Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to--
Lightning: An imaginary girlfriend?! Flamethrowers?! You know, this is exactly why I don't bring you along to these things!
Mater: Maybe if I... I dunno... talk to somebody, and explain what happened, I could help.
Lightning: I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP! I DON'T WANT YOUR HELP! [drives off, but is stopped by the paparazzi and Mater’s feelings are hurt]
Reporter 1: Hey, there he is!
Reporter 2: McQueen, you had it in the bag!
Reporter 3: Yeah, what happened?
Lightning: I-I made a mistake, but I can assure you, it won't happen again. [Mater drives over to the TV monitors; he slumps] Look, guys, we know what the problem is, and we've taken care of it! [Mater sadly drives away]
Brent: [on TV] Lightning McQueen loses in the last lap to Francesco Bernoulli in the first race of the World Grand Prix. And three - count em' - three cars flamed out, leaving some to suggest that their fuel, Allinol, might be to blame.
Miles: [interviewed] Allinol is safe! Alternative fuel is safe! There is no way my fuel caused these cars to flame out!
Darrell: Well, the jury may still be out on whether allinol caused these accidents, but one thing's for sure: Lightning McQueen blew this race!
Brent: Team McQueen can’t be happy right now.

Mater: [voice-over reading the letter] By the time you read this, I'll be safely on an airplane flying home. I'm so sorry for what I did.
Lightning: [reading Mater's letter in the Hotel Lobby] "I don't want to be the cause of you losing any more races. I want you to go prove to the world what I already know: [the camera pans to show Guido and Luigi with big dewy eyes, trying to hold it together] That you are the greatest race car in the whole wide world. Your best friend, Mater." [looks up] I didn't really want him to leave.
Luigi: Wait, there's more here. [moves to next page] "P.S. Please tell the hotel I didn't mean to order that movie. I thought it was just a preview and I didn't realize I was paying for it." [shifts the page] "P.P.S. That's funny right there. P.P."? [shifts the pages around] There's a few more pages of P.S's here.
Lightning: Well, at least I know if he's at home he'll be safe.

Uncle Topolino: There were even some non-Ferrari fights. So tell me them, va bene. It’s okay to fight. Everybody fights now and then, especially best friends. But you got to make up fast. No fight more important than friendship. Chi trova un'amico, trova un tesoro.
Lightning: What does that mean?
Mama Topolino: "Whoever find a friend, find a treasure." Now manga eat!

Holley: So, Mater, it's voice-activated. But you know, everything's voice-activated these days.
Mater: What? I thought you's supposed to be making me a disguise!
Mater's Computer: Voice recognized, disguise program initiated. [uses a hologram to make Mater look like Ivan, another tow truck]
Mater: Ha ha. Cool! Hey, Computer. Make me a German truck.
Mater's Computer: Request acknowledged. [Mater wears a funny German costume with a green hat]
Mater: Check it out! I'm wearing Materhosen! Make me a monster truck!
Mater's Computer: Request acknowledged. [Mater wears a vampire costume]
Mater: What the...? [Transylvanian accent] Hahahaha. I vant to siphon your gas! Ha, ha! Now make me a taco truck!
Mater's Computer: Request acknowledged. [Mater becomes a white taco truck, and his horn plays "La Cucaracha"]
Mater: A funny car!
Mater's Computer: Request acknowledged. [Mater becomes painted yellow with red flames, hot rod exhaust pipes, a hot rod engine, and a spoiler. Mater revs his engine a few times, enjoying the disguise, until Finn turns it off]
Finn: The idea is to keep a low profile, Mater.

[Lightning is missing Mater at the race in Italy as the racers gather at the finish line]
Italian Announcer: Signore e signori, in the pole position, numero uno... [the crowd starts cheering right away] Francesco! [the Italian crowd roars, cheers and chants for their hometown hero]
Francesco: [to the crowd] Bellissima! Thank you for your support. [to Lightning] And your big mistake, McQueen!
Announcer: In the secondo position... Numero novantacinque (95): Lightning-a McQueen-a!
Luigi: McQuuen-a, is-a everything okay?
Fillmore: If you're worried about your fuel, man, don't. It's perfectly safe.
Lightning: No guys, I just really wish Mater were here.
Francesco: [Notices Lightning is sad.] Francesco understands this, McQueen.
Lightning: Oh, great. Here it comes. What've you got, Francesco?
Francesco: For famous race cars like Francesco and, well... you, to be far away from home, is not easy.
Lightning: [sarcastically] I think you forgot the insulting part of that insult.
Francesco: [emotionally] It's-a no insult! When Francesco is away from home, he misses his mama! Just like you miss your tow truck, amico.
Lightning: [impressed] Gee, I maybe misjudged you, because that's exactly how I--
Francesco: [smiling] Of course! I am at home! And my mama is right here! [points and waves at a vintage Ferrari in the crowd who is smiling, blowing kisses and waving back] Mama! Don't worry, Mama! McQueen is very sad! I will beat his cry-baby bottom today!
Lightning: And... there's the insult we were missing. Grazie!

Miles: [in his disguised voice as the Lemon Mastermind] Welcome, everyone, I wish I could be with you on this very special day, but... my clutch assembly broke. You know how it is.
Tubbs: Been there.
J. Curby: Forget about it.
Vladmir: We know how you feel.
Finn: Descramble that voice!
Holley: I’m trying... Oh, it’s too sophisticated!
Miles: We are here to celebrate. Today, all your hard work pays off. The world turned their backs on cars like us. They stopped manufacturing us, stopped making our parts. The only thing they haven't stopped doing is laughing at us. They've called us terrible names - jalopy, rust bucket, heap, clunker, junker, beater, wreck, rattletrap… lemon. But their insults just give us strength. Because today, my friends, that... all... ends!
[Due to Grem and Acer's camera-disguised weapon, Carla Veloso crashes on the track]
Darrell: There's smoke on the Casino Bridge!
David: Oh, no!
Brent: It's Carla Veloso, the Brazilian race car!
[She skids straight into the wall on the viaduct]
Finn: What just happened?
Holley: I'm working on it.
Miles: They laughed at us, but now it's our turn to laugh back.
[Suddenly, Nigel Gearsley’s engine explodes due to the weapon]
David: Another crash! It's number 9, Nigel Gearsley!
[He skids straight into the wall on the viaduct, next to Veloso]
Miles: Embrace your inner lemon. Let it drive you.
Finn: Holley?
Holley: I’m detecting an extremely strong electromagnetic pulse. Finn, it’s the camera!
Finn: Where?
Holley: On the tower!
[Finn speeds furiously throughout the Italian streets]
Miles: This was meant to be alternative fuel's greatest moment. [cars, seeing the crashes, throw their alternative fuel cups away and start smashing alternative fuel signs] After today, everyone will race back to gasoline and we, the owners of the world's largest untapped oil reserve, will become the most powerful cars in the world!
[The Lemons are cheering. Mater is scared.]
Finn: GET OUT OF THE WAY!! ANDATE!
[Noticing that the tower is in the distance, Finn goes over rooftops and swerving past other cars along the roads and past a green car ahead. Francesco and McQueen race past us. During the rush, there is a bus driver shouting in Italian at a person named Trike Feldman for blocking the road while selling Francesco merchandise, until they notice Finn a right turn past them.]
Miles: They will come to us and they will have no choice, because they will need us.
[Finn stops on top of a rooftop as he then notices Grem and Acer up ahead with the camera. Quickly, he drives towards him, but as he jumps towards the tower, he is stopped in midair, as Grem and Acer both turn around. Grem and Acer start laughing as Finn gets dragged up into a big magnet]
Finn: Huh? Whoa!
Acer: We figured you might stop by! [Finn tries to wiggle free, but the magnet's force is too strong.]
Miles: And, they will finally respect us. So, hold your hoods high. After today, you will never again be ashamed of who you are.
[Grem pushes the emitter's lever to 75% power, and aims it at Shu Todoroki]
Finn: No!
Miles: Long live lemons!
[Suddenly, Shu Todoroki's engine explodes due to the weapon]
Brent: Oh, number 7 is loose! Shu Todoroki!
[Miguel Camino tries to brake, but crashes into Todoroki. Then, Max Schnell tries to brake, but crashes into the two. After that, Raoul ÇaRoule and Rip Clutchgoneski try to brake, but they also crash into the three. Jeff Gorvette and Lewis Hamilton brake just in time, leaving them as the only survivors.]

Miles: [speaks indistinctly to Professor Z through a phone in his disguised voice as the Lemon Mastermind] ...Till Lightning McQueen is dead!
Prof. Z: [after receiving orders from the Lemon Mastermind] Of course. [to his fellow Lemons] Allinol must be finished for good. McQueen cannot win the last race. Lightning McQueen must be killed!
Mater: No! [quickly backs up and the emergency light gets bashed by one of the televisions. The bash causes the device to malfunction, as the disguise changes into taco truck form, with his horn playing "La Cucaracha" as several tacos fall out.]
Prof. Z: (Huh?) [It cycles through his other forms: Dracula, funny car, lederhosen, before finally showing Mater's true form, as he nervously smiles; alarmed] It's the American spy!! [the Lemons all draw their weapons]
Mater: Dad-gum!
Computer: Gatling gun, request acknowledged. [two Gatling guns appear out of Mater's sides]
Prof. Z: DOWN!!! DOWN!!! EVERYBODY, DOWN!!!!
Mater: Shoot. I didn't mean...
Computer: Request acknowledged. [Mater's guns fire madly, shooting everything in the room as the Lemons drive for cover. The force of the guns makes Mater back out of the room and onto the balcony]
Mater: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait!! I didn't mean that kind of "shoot"!
Mater's Computer: Correction acknowledged. Deploying chute. [a parachute appears out of Mater's back]
Mater: Whoa-a-a!

Finn: [over radio] Mater.
Mater: Finn, you’re okay!
Finn: Listen to me. The bomb is on you! They knew you'd try to help McQueen. When we were knocked out, they planted it your air filter!
Mater: [blows air filter cover off and sees the bomb on his air filter, and looks at Allinol] Uh-oh.
Lightning: Mater, there you are!
Mater: [alarmed] Stop right there!
Lightning: Oh, man, I've been so worried about you!
Mater: Don't come any closer!
Lightning: Are you okay?
Mater: No, I'm not okay! Stay away from me!!
Lightning: No, wait! Wait!
Brent Mustangburger: Hold everything. A tow truck has just raced onto the track, and he's driving backwards!
Lightning: Mater, wait!
David Hobbscap: Normally, an emergency vehicle on the track means there's been an accident.
Brent: Wait, wait. Lightning McQueen is chasing him!
Lightning: Mater, wait!
Mater: Stay back! If you get close to me, you're gonna get hurt real bad!
Lightning: I know I made you feel that way before, but none of that matters! Because we're best friends!
Brent: And McQueen seems to be having a conversation with a tow truck.
Darrell: I don’t know who that truck is Brent. But I’ll tell you what, he’s got to be the world's best backwards driver!
Prof. Z: [chuckles]
Mater: McQueen, you don’t get it! I’m the bomb!
Lightning: Yes, Mater! You are the bomb! That’s what I’m trying to say here! You’ve always been the bomb! And you’ll always be the bomb!
Mater: Stay away!
Lightning: No! Never!
Prof. Z: [his tire is almost at the detonation button] Almost there.
Lightning: I'm not... letting you... GET AWAY AGAIN!!! [grabs Mater's tow cable]
Mater: Got to keep away from McQueen!
Computer: Request acknowledged.
Lightning: [suddenly frightened by the rockets] Oh, my gosh!
[Mater rockets off at a tremendous speed, dragging McQueen with him. Zündapp pushes the button, the detonator said “Out of range.” He looked to the TV, and saw Mater is going too fast. He was really getting frustrated as he continued to press the button several times.]

Mater: Somebody's been sabotaging the races and hurting the cars, and I know who! Oh, wait! Your Majesty. [bows to the Queen, and exposes the time bomb]
Queen's Guards: [off-screen] BOMB! IT'S A BOMB! [the guards pull out their guns, and are about to shoot Mater] EVERYBODY DOWN! [off-screen] BACK UP! MOVE IT! [off-screen] GET OFF THE STAGE! MOVE IT!
Finn: [out of nowhere] Hold your fire! He can't disarm it! Mater, I don't know what you're doing, but stand down now!
Mater: This ain't nothing at all like Radiator Springs.
Lightning: Mater, just cut to the chase.
Mater: Okay. It's him! [points to Miles]
Miles: What? Me? You've got to be crazy.
Mater: I figured it out when I realized y'all attached this tickin' time bomb with Whitworth bolts. The same bolts that hold together that old British engine from the photograph. Holley, show that picture.
Holley: Okay. [brings up the image]
Mater: And then I remembered what they say about old British engines - "If there ain't no oil under 'em, there ain't no oil in 'em!"
Miles: What is he talking about?
Mater: It was you leaking oil at the party in Japan! [flashback of Miles leaking oil, and blaming Mater] You just blamed it on me. [flashback ends]
Miles: Electric cars don't use oil, you... twit.
Mater: Then you're fakin' it. You didn't convert to no electric. We pop that hood, we gonna see that engine from that picture right there.
Miles: [realizing that Mater knows the truth, backs away] This lorry's crazy. He's gonna kill us all! [Miles backs up to the edge of the stage] STAY AWAY!
Holley: But Sir Axlerod created the race, Mater. Why would he want to hurt anyone?
Mater: To make Allinol look bad, so everybody'd go back to using oil. I mean, he said it himself with that deesguised voice.
Miles: "Deesguised voice"? What are you talking about? YOU'RE NUTS, YOU ARE!
Prince Wheeliam: This is going nowhere fast. We really should go, Grandmother.
The Queen: One moment. I'd like to see where this is going. [bomb countdown reaches to 00:29.]
Finn: Mater, he created Allinol.
Mater: Yeah, but what if he found that huge oil field just as the world was trying to find something else? What if he came up with Allinol just to make alternative fuel look bad?
Miles: [bomb countdown reaches 00:19, 00:18.] "What if"? You're basing this on a "what if"?!
Security Guard: Okay, that's it! Lads, clear out! [the Queen and spectators evacuate]
Miles: Wait, somebody save me! The lorry's crazy! KEEP AWAY, YOU IDIOT!
Finn: Mater!?
Holley: [the bomb countdown reaches 00:09, 00:08.] Mater!
Miles: Someone, do something!
Car in Crowd: [alarmed] DRIVE AWAY!
Miles: (Fine!) [Mater stands his ground, glaring at Miles, while everyone braces for the explosion] YOU'RE INSANE, YOU ARE! [Bomb countdown 00:03, then 00:02.] [shuts his eyes, screaming] DEACTIVATE!!!!
[Countdown stops at 00:01 before explosion, causing it to say "Voice Accepted"]
Bomb Computer: Bomb deactivated. Have a nice day, Sir Axlerod. [Mater smiles in satisfaction. Axlerod is shocked at what he said, as police cars approach to arrest him. Mater pops open Axlerod's hood, revealing the V8 engine.]
Finn: The engine from the photo.
Holley: It's a perfect match. [brings up the image and does a match between Miles' and the blue one's]
Miles: [his last words] How did the tow truck figure it out?!
Lightning: It's official. You’re coming to all my races from now on.
Mater: Now you're talking!

Holley: Our investigation proved that Allinol was actually gasoline, and Axlerod engineered it so that when it got hit by the beam it would explode.
Lightning: Wait a second. Fillmore, you said my fuel was safe. [everyone stares at Fillmore]
Fillmore: If you're implying that I switched out that rotgut excuse for alternative fuel with my all-natural, sustainable, organic, bio-fuel just because I never trusted Axlerod, you're dead wrong, man. [points to Sarge] It was him.
Sarge: Once Big Oil, always Big Oil... Man.
Fillmore: Tree hugger.

[Last lines]
Francesco: [sees Mater fly past him] Impossibile!
Lightning: [seeing Mater rocket up to him] Mater?!
Mater: Check it out! They let me keep the rockets!
Lightning: I'll see you at the finish line, buddy!
Mater: Not if I see you first! [together, they zoom off.]
[Siddeley appears, as he flies away, the screen fades out. The end credits as “Collision of Worlds” and “Nobody's Fool” starts playing.]

Taglines[edit]

  • Fuel the love.
  • Spy it only in theaters June 24, 2011.
  • The mission begins.
  • From the creators of Toy Story 3.
  • Original score composed by Michael Giacchino.

See also[edit]

Voice cast[edit]

External links[edit]

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