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Toy Story 2

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Toy Story 2 is a 1999 film about toys who come to life when their owner leaves the room, and their adventures trying to rescue one of their members after he is stolen by Al, a toy collector.

Directed by John Lasseter, Ash Brannon and Lee Unkrich. Written by John Lasseter, Peter Docter, Ash Brannon, Andrew Stanton, Rita Hsiao, Doug Chamberlain and Chris Webb.
Music by Randy Newman and includes "When She Loved Me". Written by Newman and performed by Sarah McLachlan and "Woody's Roundup" performed by Riders of the Sky.
The Toys Are Back In Town! (taglines)

Sheriff Woody Pride

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  • [first lines] Where is it? Where is it?
  • [repeated line] Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
  • Here's your list of things to do while I'm gone: batteries need to be changed. Toys at the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay, good, okay.

Buzz Lightyear

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  • [repeated line] To infinity and beyond!
  • Woody once risked his life to save me. I couldn't call myself his friend if I weren't willing to do the same. So, who's with me?
  • [looking at another toy of himself] Am I really that fat?

Jessie Pride

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  • Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln!
  • Well, I'm not going back into storage!
  • Hey, stop it! You leave him alone, springy dog! Hey!

Mr. Potato Head

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  • [first lines] I found it!
  • Prepare to meet... Mr. Angry Eyes!

Rex

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  • [as Al breaks into the box that Andy's Mom locked Woody into] I can't look. Could somebody please cover my eyes?
  • Hey, wait up! Hey! come on! Slow down! Dinosaur overboard!

Hamm

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  • You heard of Kung Fu? Well get ready for pork chop.
  • Here we come, Woody! Woody, here we come! Here we come! Woody!
  • Nice flash though.
  • Oh, I seriously doubt he's getting this kind of mileage.

Bo Peep

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  • This is for Woody, when you find him.

Albert "Al" McWhiggin

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  • Don't touch my moustache!
  • [on the phone as he starts packing] To overnight, 6 packages to Japan is how much? What? That's in yen, right? DOLLARS?! Oh, you are deliberately takin' advantage of people in a hurry! You know that?!
  • [last words as chocking up] Welcome to Al's Toy Barn. We've got the lowest prices in town. Everything for a buck-buck-buck. [sobs]

Andrew "Andy" Davis

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  • Hey, Woody! Did you miss me?

Evil Emperor Zurg

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  • [first words] Come to me, my prey...
  • [repeated line] So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear, for the last time.
  • Destroy Buzz Lightyear! Destroy Buzz Lightyear! Destroy Buzz Lightyear!
  • [last words] Good throw, son. That's my boy. Go long, Buzzy!

Others

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  • Girl: Mommy! Mommy, can we get it? Please, Mommy! Please!
  • Mom: Oh, honey, you don't want that toy! It's broken!
  • Employee: Hey, Joe, you're late, We've got a ton of toys to unload.
  • Joe: All right. All right. I'm comin'. I'm comin'.
  • Amy: Look, Barbie! A big ugly man-doll! Ooh, he needs a makeover.
  • Airline Rep: Here's the rest!

Dialogue

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GAMMA QUADRANT
SECTOR 4 [text displayed at the beginning of the movie]
[First lines; The movie begins with a blue comet speeds toward Planet Z. The comet is revealed to be Buzz Lightyear, who opens his jetpack wings and flies through the canyons. Once he reaches a cratered area, he lowers himself and closes his jetpack wings. He then looks around, with the sound of Darth Vader-style breathing]
Utility Belt Buzz: Buzz Lightyear mission log. All signs point to this planet as location of Zurg's fortress, but there seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere...
[Laser red lights appear on Buzz and he looks up to see millions of robots that are armed with lasers surrounding him. Buzz jumps and uses his own laser on the crystal which blows the robots up and sends him flying into the air screaming. Buzz lands on the ground and runs over to a wall to catch his breath when a monitor looks in his direction and beeps. Buzz jumps and zaps it with his laser, then destroying it. Then the ground opens up in a Z shape and Buzz leaps in and when it shuts, his suit glows. Buzz runs along the corridor. In a lair, a yellow dot appears on a red screen identifying as Buzz. A figure raises his clawed hand and puts it on a lever]
Emperor Zurg: [his first words] Come to me, my prey...
[He moves the lever back and the lights in the corridor come on making Buzz stop in surprise. Then a wall with spikes appears behind him and moves towards him. Buzz looks back and gasps and runs as the wall closes in on him. Buzz manages to jump through a closing door just in time and the spikes ram into the door, denting it. Buzz stands up and sees a battery which reads "The Source of Zurg's Power". Buzz walks slowly to the bridge which has discs that float between him and the battery. Buzz jumps and lands on the discs, each one playing a musical note as he does so. Then, the discs fall suddenly, carrying Buzz with them. Thinking fast, Buzz presses a button on his utility belt which makes a force field bubble around him and then he flies upward]
Utility Belt Buzz: To infinity and beyond!
[He reaches the platform and deactivates the bubble. He then reaches to grab the battery but his hand goes through it, revealing it to be an illusion. It then disappears and Evil Emperor Zurg rises up behind Buzz on a platform]
Emperor Zurg: So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear, for the last time.
Utility Belt Buzz: Not today, Zurg!
[Zurg fires his ion blaster at Buzz but he picks up a disc to shield himself and the blasts bounce off. Buzz throws it at Zurg, hitting him in the face. Buzz somersaults over Zurg but just as he lands and turns around to fire his laser, Zurg spins around so fast and shoots Buzz, vaporizing him, leaving his legs to crouch down and fall on the floor. Zurg laughs with triumph. The letters GAME OVER appear on the TV screen, revealing that the whole thing was only a video game which is played by Rex, who's wearing a goldfish ball with sicker darts on his head with Buzz, beside him, watching]
Rex: Oh, no! No! No, no, no, no.
Buzz Lightyear: Oh, you almost had him.
Rex: I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear: Sure, you will, Rex. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am.
Rex: But look at my little arms! I can't press the fire button and jump at the same time!
Woody: Where is it, where is it? Where is it?
[Woody is looking for his hat in a dresser]
Buzz Lightyear: Uh, Woody?
Woody: Huh?
[Woody bangs his head and falls down]
Buzz Lightyear: Oh. Hang on, cowboy!
[He helps Woody up]
Buzz Lightyear: Woody, are you all right?
Woody: Here's your list of things to do while I'm gone: batteries need to be changed. Toys at the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay, good, okay.
Buzz Lightyear: Woody, you haven't found your hat yet, have you?
Woody: No! And Andy's leaving for Cowboy Camp any minute, and I can't find it anywhere!
Buzz Lightyear: Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours, you'll be sittin' around a campfire with Andy, makin' delicious, hot schmoes.
Woody: They're called s'mores, Buzz.
Buzz Lightyear: Right. Right. Of course. Has anyone found Woody's hat yet?
[The green army men are searching the toy box]
Sarge: Keep looking, men! Dig deeper! [salutes] Negatory! Still searching!
Hamm: [moves sun blinds up and down as if to signal to someone] The lawn gnome next door says it's not in the yard, but he'll keep lookin'.
[The door opens and Bo Peep, her sheep and the troll doll enter the room]
Bo Peep: It's not in Molly's room. We've looked everywhere.
Mr. Potato Head: [From under Andy's bed sheets] I found it.
Woody: You found my hat?
Mr. Potato Head: Your hat? No. The missus lost her earring. [singsong to Mrs. Potato Head] Oh, my little sweet potato!
Mrs. Potato Head: [turning around fast] Ooh, you found it! Ohh, it's so nice to have a big, strong spud around the house.
[Mr. Potato Head kisses her side while she giggles]
Woody: Oh, great. That's just great. This'll be the first year I miss cowboy camp, all because of my stupid hat.
Bo Peep: Woody, look under your boot.
Woody: Don't be silly. My hat is not under my boot.
Bo Peep: Would you just look?
Woody: Oh! You see? No hat. Just the word "Andy".
Bo Peep: Uh-huh. And the boy who wrote that would take you to camp with or without your hat.
Woody: I'm sorry, Bo. It's just that... I've been looking forward to this all year. It's my one time with just me and Andy.
Bo Peep: [amorously] You're cute when you care.
Woody: [embarrassed] Bo, not in front of Buzz.
Jennifer Davis: Andy, you got all your stuff?
Woody: Okay, have a good weekend, everybody, I'll see you Sunday night!
Andy Davis: It's in my room! [he staggers into the room and Buster runs up to him] Stick 'em up! [Buster just scratches his ear and walks away between Andy's legs, looking down his legs] I guess we'll work on that later. [to Woody] Hey, Woody. Ready to go to Cowboy Camp?
Jennifer Davis: Andy, honey, come on. Five minutes, and we're leavin'.
Andy Davis: Five minutes. Hmm.
[Seconds later, he plays with his toys]
Andy Davis (as Bo Peep): Help, help! Somebody help me!
Andy Davis (as Woody): Let her go, evil Dr. Porkchop!
Andy Davis (as Hamm): Never! You must choose, Sheriff Woody. How shall she die? Shark or death by monkeys? [as he makes monkey noises whilst holding one close to Bo Peep] Choose!
Andy Davis (as Woody): I choose Buzz Lightyear!
[Andy brings Buzz out of a box riding on RC]
Andy Davis (as Hamm): What?! That's not a choice!
Andy Davis (as Buzz): To infinity and beyond! [He knocks Hamm over and he lands on top of the Army Men]
Andy Davis (as Woody): I'll save you, Miss Peep.
Andy Davis (as Bo Peep): My hero. [kisses Woody]
Andy Davis (as Woody): Thanks, Buzz.
Andy Davis (as Buzz): No problem, buddy. You should never tangle with the unstoppable duo of Woody and Buzz Lightyear! [Then as he stretches the two toys, Woody's arm rips at his shoulder]
Andy Davis: [gasps, as normal] Oh, no. [His mom comes into the room]
Jennifer Davis: Andy, let's go! Molly's already in her car seat.
Andy Davis: But, Mom, Woody's arm ripped.
Jennifer Davis: Oh, no. Maybe we can fix him on the way.
Andy Davis: No, just leave him.
Jennifer Davis: I'm sorry, honey, but you know toys don't last forever.
[She puts Woody on a shelf and she and Andy leave the room. Woody unfreezes and gasps with dismay at that. Buzz, and the other toys look up and see this]
Rex: What happened?
Mr. Potato Head: [in disbelief] Woody's been shelved!
[Rex gasps. Woody looks at his torn arm, lifts it and then lets it go and it falls down. Woody look out the window to see Andy get into the car]
Woody: Andy.
[The car drives off. Woody looks sad and lets his legs dangle from the shelf. The other toys look up at him]
Slinky Dog: Woody?
Bo Peep: Woody? Honey, are you okay?
[Woody pulls his legs up out of sight. Bo and Buzz look at each other worriedly]
[Later, a boy riding a bike throws a newspaper at the house. Woody is asleep when the car pulls up outside the house. He wakes up and sees Andy jumping out and riding on a toy horse]
Andy Davis: Yee-haw! Ride 'em, cowboy! Whoo! Yeah, giddy-up! Yeah, giddy-up!
Woody: He's back? Hey, everybody! Andy's back! He's back early from cowboy camp!
[The toys are playing cards and look up to Woody. Hamm is at the door and hears Andy's footsteps coming closer]
Hamm: Places, everybody! Andy's coming!
[The toys scatter to their places and Woody freezes as Andy enters the room]
Andy Davis: Yeah! [humming The Lone Ranger theme] Hey, Woody, did you miss me? Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up. Ride 'em, cowboy!
[Then he sees the rip in Woody's arm and his smile turns to a frown]
Andy Davis: Ohh, I forgot. You're broken. I don't want to play with you anymore.
[Andy drops Woody and he falls towards the deck of cards on the floor and as he hits them, he keeps falling through the blue area until he goes into a black circle and lands in a trash can. Woody looks around to see lots of broken toy hands and parts beside him]
Woody: [gasps] No. Andy! No! No, Andy! No! Andy, Andy, Andy!
[The toy parts grab Woody by the neck and drag him downward as Andy appears]
Andy Davis: Byeee, Woody.
Woody: No, no! ANDY!
[Andy puts the lid on the bin, making it go black]
[Woody wakes up from a nightmare and sees his ripped arm around his neck. Woody is up on the shelf and discovers Wheezy behind some books]
Woody: Wheezy, is that you?
Wheezy: Hey, Woody.
Woody: What are you doing up here? I thought Mom took you to get your squeaker fixed months ago. Andy was so upset.
Wheezy: Nah. She just told him that to calm him down and then put me on the shelf.
Woody: Well, why didn't you yell for help?
Wheezy: Well, I tried squeakin'. But I'm still broken. No one could hear me. Besides, the dust aggravates my condition. What's the point in prolonging the inevitable? We're all just one stitch away from here, [points to yard sale] to there.
[Jennifer is putting up a yard sale sign]
Woody: Yard sale. [gasps] Yard sale? [to the other toys] YARD SALE! Guys, wake up, wake up! There's a yard sale outside!
Buzz Lightyear: Yard sale?
Woody: Sarge! Emergency roll call!
Sarge: SIR, YES, SIR!! RED ALERT!! ALL CIVILIANS FALL IN POSITION NOW!! SINGLE FILE!! LET'S MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!!
[The toys get into a single line and Buzz and Robot use a check list to see that all the toys are present]
Buzz Lightyear: Hamm?
Hamm: Here.
Buzz Lightyear: Potato Head, Mr. and Mrs.?
Potato Heads: Here.
Buzz Lightyear: Troikas? Check. Check, check, check, check.
Rex: I hate yard sales.
Buzz Lightyear: Slinky?
[Rex hears footsteps coming toward the room and yelps]
Rex: Aaah! Someone's coming!
[The toys run and Woody hides Wheezy behind the books and freezes just as Jennifer comes in]
Jennifer Davis: Okay, let's see what's up here.
[Jennifer looks under the bed and takes out a toy car and puts it in a box marked "25 cents". She picks up Rex who looks worried and puts him aside to get a jigsaw puzzle from which he was standing on and puts it in the box. She then grabs some hoops and the books which are hiding Wheezy and grabs him as well]
Wheezy: Bye, Woody.
[Woody unfreezes and watches in horror as Jennifer puts Wheezy in the box and leaves the room]
Woody: Wheezy! Oh, come on. Think, think, Woody. Think, think, think... Ooh!
[He tries to whistle with his right arm but it only makes him blow a raspberry so he uses his ripped arm to whistle and it works and Buster runs into the room, looking for where Woody is]
Woody: Hey, here, boy! Here, Buster! Up here! No. No, no... No, no, no!
[Woody loses his grip on the shelf and falls onto Buster's back]
Woody: Okay, boy. To the yard sale! Hyah!
[Buster obeys and runs out of the room with Woody on his back. The toys watch this in awe]
Mr. Potato Head: What's going on?
Bo Peep: Woody!
Mr. Potato Head: He's nuts!
Slinky Dog: His arm ain't that bad.
Rex: Don't do it, Woody! WE LOVE YOUUU!
Woody: Careful on the steps now.
[Buster runs down the stairs, making Woody jolt and bump around on his back until he reaches the door and stops. They open the door and peep out to see Andy's mom put the 25 cents box on a table nearby]
Woody: Okay, boy, let's go. And keep it casual.
[Buster moves in an innocent fashion and then moves forward. Woody is clinging to his side out of sight of anyone]
Woody: Not that casual.
[Buster stops grinning and walks on toward the yard sale following him behind. The other toys go to the window sill and Buzz uses Lenny to see what's going on]
Hamm: Piggy bank coming through. Coming through.
Slinky Dog: Hey, let me see.
Rex: Is he out there?
Bo Peep: Can you see him?
Buzz Lightyear: There he is.
[Woody and Buster move to the table with the 25 cents box on it. He climbs up to the table and hides behind a pepper sprayer as a man walks past whistling then runs to the box and climbs into it]
Rex: Oh! He's getting in the box!
Hamm: He's selling himself for 25 cents!
Slinky Dog: Oh, Woody, you're worth more than that.
Buzz Lightyear: Hold on, hold on, hold on. He's got something.
Girl: Mommy, look at this! Mommy, look, it's a cowboy dolly!
Rex: Hey, that's not her toy!
Buzz Lightyear: No, no, no!
Slinky Dog: What's that little gal think she's doing?
Girl: Mommy! Mommy, can we get it? Please, Mommy! Please!
Mom: Oh, honey, you don't want that toy! It's broken! [pulls Woody's string]
Woody: [voice-box] There's a snake in my boot.
[This catches the attention of a man in the corner at the yard sale, who picks Woody up, and glances at him, the camera covers his face up]
Al McWhiggin: [gasps] Original hand-painted face, natural dyed blanket-stitched vest. [looking at Woody's torn arm] Hmm, a little rip... fixable, if only you had your hand-stitched polyvinyl... [spots Woody's hat on the ground, and places it back on; overjoyed] A hat! I found him! I found him!
[At Andy's room, Etch has drawn a picture of Woody as the toys are trying to figure out who took him]
Hamm: All right, let's review this one more time. At precisely 8:32-ish, Exhibit A, Woody, was kidnapped. [Etch-A-Sketch draws Woody] Exhibit B, a composite sketch of the kidnapper.
[Etch-A-Sketch draws Al with a long beard]
Bo Peep: He didn't have a beard like that.
Hamm: Fine. Uh, Etch, give him a shave.
[Etch-A-Sketch redraws Al without a beard]
Slinky Dog: The kidnapper was bigger than that.
Hamm: Oh, picky, picky, picky.
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, let's just go straight to Exhibit F! The kidnapper's vehicle.
[Refers to their toy reconstruction of the driveway]
Mr. Potato Head: Now the vehicle fled the scene in this direction.
Hamm: [pushes a toy car to the left] Oh, your parts are in backwards! It went the other way! [pushes the toy car right] Hey, put a cork in it!
[Rex walks through, destroying their model]
Rex: Hey, how do you spell F-B-I?
Mr. Potato Head: My crime scene!
Hamm: Hey, watch where you're going, Godspilla!
Rex: I didn't know this was a crime scene!
Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me. Excuse me. A little quiet, please. Thank you.
Hamm: Huh?
[Mr. Potato Head shrugs as the toys look confused at each other then walk over to Buzz who is typing some letters into Mr. Spell via his keyboard to figure out the license plate's letters: LZTYBRN]
Mr. Spell: Lazy toy brain. Lousy try, Brian.
Rex: What are you doing, Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear: There was some sort of message encoded on that vehicle's ID tag.
Mr. Spell: Liz try bran.
Mr. Potato Head: It's just a license plate. It's just a jumble of letters.
Hamm: Yeah, and there are about 3.5 million registered cars in the tri-county area alone.
Mr. Spell: Lou's thigh burn.
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, this can't help. Let's leave Buzz to play with his toys. [The toys start to leave Buzz when Mr. Potato Head's comment gives Buzz an idea]
Buzz Lightyear: Toy, toy, toy. Hold on!
[Buzz types the letters up on Mr. Spell before the toys stop walking and turn around Buzz type the letters on Mr. Spell's keyboard, then press the play button]
Mr. Spell: Al's Toy Barn.
Toys: [gasps] Al's Toy Barn!
[Buzz picks up his feather]
Buzz Lightyear: Etch! Draw that man in a chicken suit.
[Etch draws Al in his chicken costume appears, the toys gasp in shocked]
Rex: Aah! It's the chicken man!
Buzz Lightyear: That's our guy.
Hamm: I knew there was something I didn't like about that chicken.
[Inside Al's apartment, Al as chicken mascot and talks his phone, and into his display case]
Al McWhiggin: [On phone] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be right there. And we're gonna do this commercial in one take. Do you hear me? Because I am in the middle of something really important! [sighs and hangs up before turns his attention to Woody, who is in a glass case, snickers] Oh! You, my little cowboy friend, are gonna make me big buck-buck-bucks! [laughs, and walks out the door]
[Woody unfreezes and runs to the door of the apartment and jumps up, but he can't reach the handle as it's too high for him. He turns to the window, climbs the chair, jumps onto the window still, and opens the blinds. He looks down in shock to see that he's high up from the ground and at the top floor]
Woody: Andy!
[Outside Al's apartment, Al is getting into his car]
Al McWhiggin: I can't believe I have to drive ALL the way to work on a Saturday. All the way to work! [drives to the Al's Toy Barn on the other side of the street]
Woody: [after having met the rest of the Roundup gang in Al's apartment] Okay, I'm officially freaked out now.
Stinky Pete: [as the Roundup gang walk over to Woody] Oh, we've waited countless years for this day! It's good to see you, Woody.
Woody: Listen, I don't know what... Hey, how do you know my name?
Jessie: Everyone knows your name, Wood-y.
[Woody pauses for a moment]
Stinky Pete: Why you don't know who you are! Bullseye?
[Bullseye turns up the lights, revealing an entire set of Woody's Roundup brands with Woody on them. Woody glances at them in amazement]
Woody: That's me.
[There are also pictures and merchandise with Jessie, Bullseye and Stinky Pete on them. Woody looks up to see a giant cardboard picture of himself which towers above him]
Woody: Wow.
[Woody looks down to see books and a TV show guide which has him on it with Bullseye]
Woody: Holy cow.
[Bullseye pushes a tape inside a tape player and Jessie uses her boot to press the remote and the TV turns on starting a TV show. Woody looks up to see the show's intro with wonder and curiousness]
TV Announcer: Cowboy Crunchies, the only cereal that's sugar-frosted and dipped in chocolate, proudly presents...
Chorus: [singing] Woody's Roundup. Come on, it's time to play. There's Jessie the Yodelin' Cowgirl.
[TV Jessie yodeling]
Jessie: Look it! Look it! That's me!
Chorus: [singing] Bullseye, he's Woody's horse. He's a smart one! Pete, the old prospector.
Stinky Pete: [on TV] Has anyone seen my pickaxe?
[Stinky Pete facepalms and shakes his head in embarrassment of the "pickaxe behind him" comedy]
Chorus: [singing] And the man himself, of course. It's time for Sheriff Woody. He's the very best. He's the rootin'-est, tootin'-est cowboy in the wild, wild west. Woody's Roundup.
Mrs. Potato Head: [to Mr. Potato Head] I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes, just in case.
[Bo Peep walks over to Buzz]
Bo Peep: This is for Woody, when you find him.
[She gives Buzz a long kiss]
Buzz Lightyear: [coughs] Alright, but I don't think it'll mean the the same coming from me.
Wheezy: Mr. Buzz Lightyear, you just got to save my pal. Woody. [coughs]
Buzz Lightyear: I'll do my best, son.
[Mrs. Potato Head kisses Mr. Potato Head's cheek before giving him his moustache]
Mr. Potato Head: Okay, fellas. Let's roll!
[Mr. Potato Head, Hamm, Rex, Slinky, and Buzz walk on the roof and use Slinky's back as a bungee cord to jump down to the ground]
Mr. Potato Head: Geronimo!
[Mr. Potato Head lands on the ground and lets Slinky's back go back up to Hamm who grabs it and jumps down]
Rex: You'd think with all my video game experience I'd be feeling more prepared.
[As he reaches for Slinky's back, he falls and hangs on to it as it bounces up and down]
Slinky Dog: The idea is to let go.
Buzz Lightyear: We'll be back before Andy gets home.
Mrs. Potato Head: Don't talk to any toy you don't know!
Buzz Lightyear: To Al's Toy Barn and beyond!
[Buzz grabs Slinky's back and jumps down and he lets it fly up to Slinky who leaps off, catching his back, and jumps down, with the camera moves up to a view of Al's apartment in the distance as the sunsets]
[On "Woody's Roundup", Jessie's animal friends run to Woody to come to her and Stinky Pete's rescue. Rabbit incoherent chatter]
Woody: [On TV] What's that? Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?
Rabbit: Uh-huh.
Woody: [On TV] Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
TV Announcer: [At the end of a Woody's Roundup episode that the Roundup gang had been watching] Will Woody and Bullseye land to safety? Can they reach Jessie and Stinky Pete in time? Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion: "Woody's Finest Hour"!
Woody: All right! All right! Next tape! [Jessie shuts off the TV as the "Woody's Roundup" episode ends] Hey, w-wait, What happened? What happens next? Come on, let's see the next episode!
Stinky Pete: That's it.
Woody: What?
Stinky Pete: The show was cancelled after that.
[Flips his box round, no longer facing the TV]
Woody: Wait, wait, wait. What about the gold mine and... and the cute little critters and the dynamite? That was a great show! I mean, why cancel it?
Stinky Pete: Two words: Sput-nik. Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys.
Woody: [sighs] I know how that feels.
Jessie: Oh! Hey, look at us! We're a complete set!
Stinky Pete: Now it's on to the museum!
Woody: Museum?! [stops running in surprise and slides into Jessie and Bullseye, knocking them and himself off the record and onto the table] What museum?
Stinky Pete: The museum! We're being sold to the Konishi Toy Museum in Tokyo!
Jessie: That's in Japan!
Woody: Japan? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I can't go to Japan.
Jessie: [chuckles] What do you mean?
Woody: I gotta get back home to my owner, Andy. [shows the others his boot with Andy's name written on it] Hey, look, look, see?
Jessie: [gasps] He still has an owner.
Stinky Pete: Oh, my goodness.
Jessie: [panting] No. Can't go. I can't do storage again. I just can't!
Stinky Pete: Jessie. Jessie.
Jessie: [shakes Stinky Pete's box frantically] I won't go back in the dark!
Woody: Wh-What's the matter? What's wrong with her?
Stinky Pete: Well, we've been in storage for a long time, waiting for you.
Woody: Why me?
Stinky Pete: The museum's only interested in the collection if you're in it, Woody. Without you, we go back into storage. It's that simple.
Jessie: It's not FAIR! How can you do this to us?!
Woody: Hey, look, I'm sorry, but this is all a big mistake. You see, I was in this yard sale, and--
Stinky Pete: Yard sale? Why were you in a yard sale if you have an owner?
Woody: Well, I wasn't supposed to be there. I was trying to save another toy when--
Stinky Pete: Was it because you're damaged? Hmm? Did this Andy break you?
Woody: Yeah, but... No, no, no, no! It was an accident. I mean--
Jessie: Sounds like he really loves you.
Woody: It's not like that, okay?! And I'm not going to any museum!
Jessie: Well, I'm not going back into storage!
Woody: [His arm finally rips completely off by Al and screams] It's gone! I can't believe it! My arm is completely gone!
Stinky Pete: All right. Come here. Come on. Let me see that. Oh, it's just a popped seam. Easily repaired! You should consider yourself lucky.
Woody: Lucky?! Are you shrink-wrapped? I am missing my ARM!
Jessie: Big deal! [shoots a plunger onto a cardboard display of Woody] Let him go! I'm sure his precious Andy is dying to play with a one-armed cowboy doll.
Stinky Pete: Now, Jessie, you know that he wouldn't last an hour on the streets in his condition. It's a dangerous world out there for a toy.
[Hamm's cork has popped out and there is change all over the sidewalk]
Hamm: All right, nobody look till I get my cork back in.
Buzz Lightyear: Good work, men. Two blocks down, and only 19 more to go.
Rex: What?!
Toys: 19?!
Mr. Potato Head: Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me.
Buzz Lightyear: Come on, fellas! Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket?
Toys: No.
Buzz Lightyear: No! And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van?
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, you had to bring that up.
Buzz Lightyear: No, he didn't! We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he's safe in Andy's room! Now let's move out!
Sign-Off Announcer: [At the end of "The Star-Spangled Banner"] And that concludes our broadcast day.
[static]
[Al sleeping on the couch, holding a bowl of Cheetos. His grip on the bowl starts to loosen and it falls on the floor. Woody unfreezes and looks to Al's shirt pocket where his arm is stored. He quietly opens the door of his display case. Al snorts in his sleep. Woody jumps down to the floor but as he tip-toes across to Al, he hears a crunching noise. He looks down to see that he has stepped on a Cheeto. He look up to see Cheetos laying all over the floor in front of him. Carefully, he tip-toes over the Cheetos and tries not to step on them when he hears a crunching sound behind him. He turns to see that Bullseye stepped on a Cheeto]
Woody: Bullseye. Bullseye, go, go, go, go. Oh, come on. You don't wanna help me. I'm the bad guy. You're gonna go back in storage because of me, remember? Now, just go.
[Bullseye licks Woody's face]
Woody: Bullseye... All right, all right. But you have got to keep quiet. Now come on.
[Woody and Bullseye tip-toe across the Cheetos and toward the side of the sofa]
Woody: [whispers] Over here. Attaboy. Okay, Bullseye, upsy-daisy.
[Bullseye lifts him up to the sofa. Woody climbs on Al and reaches for his arm, trying not to lose his balance when Al suddenly giggles in his sleep. Woody looks down to see Bullseye licking Al's hand which is covered in Cheeto dust]
Woody: Psst. Bullseye, cut it out. Stop it. Psst. Stop it, Bullseye. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
[Bullseye stops licking Al's hand and steps back with a sorry look on his face. Woody continues to reach for his arm but as he slowly starts to pull it out, we hears a rumble and he looks at Al's stomach. The rumble travels up his stomach to his head to which Al breathes in Woody's face. Woody gags at the smell and uses his hat to fan it away. Woody holds his breath and pulls out his arm from Al's shirt pocket. Al snorts again and continues sleeping. Woody sighs with relief but as he is about to climb down, the TV turns on suddenly, much to Woody's shock and surprise]
Chorus: [singing] Woody's Roundup. Come on, it's time to play.
[Al wakes up, knocking Woody to the floor]
Al McWhiggin: What? No, officer, I swear! What? [gasps]
[As the theme song plays in the background, Al gasps when he sees Woody on the floor and sees his glass cabinet empty. He picks Woody up and puts him back in the glass cabinet]
Al McWhiggin: Oh, get in there. There you go. Cheap case. Where's the remote? Where is the remote?
[As Al searches for the remote, Woody sees the remote under Jessie's glass cabinet and gets shocked by the thought that she might turn the TV on before he freezes when Al passes him]
Al McWhiggin: Why don't I put it in the same place every... Oh, here it is.
[Al picks up the remote and turns off the TV and yawns, he leaves the room, holding Woody's arm in his hand]
[Woody turns to Jessie angrily and open her glass case to jump down to confront her]
Woody: What is your problem?! Look, I'm sorry I can't help you guys out. Really, I am. But you didn't have to go and pull a stunt like that.
Jessie: What, you think I did that?
Woody: Oh, right, right. Yeah, the TV just happened to turn on, and the remote magically ended up in front of you.
Jessie: [to Woody] You calling me a liar?
Woody: Well, if the boot fits.
Jessie: Say that again.
Woody: [slowly enunciating] If. The boot. Fits!
Jessie: Okay, cowboy.
[Bullseye hides in a Woody's Roundup cookie jar as Jessie lunges at Woody and begins to fight him]
Jessie: How do ya like that? Take it back! TAKE IT BACK!
Woody: Don't think just 'cause you're a girl, I'm gonna take it easy on ya. [yells]
Stinky Pete: Jessie, Woody, you stop this at once! [gasps as he and his box tip over face down, then Jessie and Bullseye push it up again] I don't know how that television turned on. But fighting about it isn't helping anything.
Woody: [angrily] If I had both my arms...
Stinky Pete: Well, the fact is, you don't, Woody. So, I suggest you just wait till morning. The cleaner will come, fix your arm...
Woody: And then I'm outta here!
[Bullseye sulks]
Woody: Oh, no, no, Bullseye, don't take it that way. It's just that Andy...
Jessie: [pets Bullseye] Andy, Andy, Andy. That's all he ever talks about.
[Jessie walks away with an arm on Bullseye. Woody sighs]
[The next morning, Buzz uses his karate-chop action to move the bushes]
Hamm: Hey, Buzz, can we slow down? May I remind you that some of us are carrying $6 in change?
Rex: [as he and the other toys walk through the bushes] Losing health units... Must rest...
Buzz Lightyear: Is everyone present and accounted for?
Mr. Potato Head: Not quite everyone.
Buzz Lightyear: Who's behind?
Slinky Dog: Mine...
[Slinky's back half catches up with the group]
Hamm: Hey, guys. Why did the toys cross the road?
Buzz Lightyear: Not now, Hamm.
[The other toys cheering]
Rex: Hooray! The chicken! [the road leading to Al's Toy Barn on the other side has a tonne of traffic in the way of the toys] Oh, well, we tried.
Buzz Lightyear: [Holds onto Rex's tail] We'll have to cross.
Toys: What the...?
Mr. Potato Head: You're not turning me into a mashed potato.
Slinky Dog: I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.
Buzz Lightyear: There must be a safe way.
[Later, the traffic lights turn from green to red after some cars pass. A bunch of traffic cones are on the pavement]
Buzz Lightyear: Okay, here's our chance. Ready, set, go!
[The cones then move across the road. Rex whimpers nervously in his cone. The traffic lights turn from red to green and cars come rolling toward the toys]
Buzz Lightyear: Drop!
[Everyone stops and drops their cones. A car swerves to avoid them and goes into some road spikes on a driveway, puncturing the tires, Another car rear-ends it]
Buzz Lightyear: Go.
[They move on until Buzz hears the cars again]
Buzz Lightyear: DROP!
[Some of them drop except Hamm and Mr. Potato Head]
Buzz Lightyear: I SAID DROP!
[They drop and cars swerve to avoid the cones, resulting in a crash off-screen and a hubcap rolling along the road]
Buzz Lightyear: Go!
[The toys walk on. As Hamm whimpers to himself, a truck with large tires zooms over his cone, makes it spin around for a second before stopping. Hamm shakes himself and walks on. Buzz hears more cars coming]
Buzz Lightyear: Drop!
[They do so and a car swerves around to avoid them, then a truck with a concrete pipe brakes, making its trailer move around in a big U turn]
Buzz Lightyear: Go!
[The toys move on. Then as the trailer leans, the chains holding the pipe break and it rolls off the trailer and onto the road. Mr. Potato Head's shoe gets stuck on some gum. Mr. Potato Head stops and searches for his shoe until he finally touches it. As the pipe rolls toward him, he strains to get his shoe free until he finally gets it free and walks to the other side just as the pipe rolls over the gum and gets it stuck to its side and the other toys arrive on the other side of the road]
Mr. Potato Head: [throwing the cone off him] Ah, that went well.
[The large rolling cylinder that almost crushed him continues rolling forward, and knocks down a lamppost]
Buzz Lightyear: Good job, troops. We're getting much closer to Woody.
[Buzz and the other toys go to Al's Toy Barn, the camera pans over at Al's apartment]
[Geri the Cleaner arrives outside the door of Al's apartment, ready to give Woody a polish and re-attach his arm]
Al McWhiggin: Oh, thank goodness you're here!
Geri: Is the specimen ready for cleaning?
[Geri puts down his briefcase and flicks two upper locks to open it. It opens up to move out into little presses. Geri takes Woody from his glass case and touches a button which reveals a mini hair salon chair and puts him on it. He removes his hat, presses another button which opens a hat stand and he puts Woody's hat on it. He looks through drawers until he finds a pair of glasses and puts them on. He then raises the chair up]
Al McWhiggin: [to Geri whilst he's fixing Woody's arm] So, uh, how long is this gonna take?
Geri: You can't rush art.
[The light vanishes, revealing a backdrop of cows in a field. A shopping cart with a cow's face and udder is moving toward Al's Toy Barn by Buzz pushing it]
Slinky Dog: Oh, no. It's closed.
Mr. Potato Head: We're not preschool toys, Slinky. We can read.
[They see a employee drink a can while walking toward the door which opens with a moo sound effect and he goes in]
Employee: Hey, Joe, you're late. We've got a ton of toys to unload in the back.
Joe: All right. All right. I'm comin'. I'm comin'.
Employee: Come on, let's get moving.
Buzz Lightyear: All right, let's go.
Rex: But the sign says it's closed.
[They run to the door and jump and stomp on the mat trying to open the door]
Buzz Lightyear: No, no, no, no. All together. Now!
[They jump together, grunting, and the door opens with the mooing sound effect. As they run inside, Rex goes over to a manual shelf and sees a Buzz Lightyear video game manual with a book. Rex giggles with excitement by this. The toys walk to the aisles and look at them in awe]
Slinky Dog: Whoa, Nelly. How are we gonna find Woody in this place?
Buzz Lightyear: [opens his helmet] Look for Al. We find Al, we find Woody. Now move out. [They split up]
Hamm: Woody!
Mr. Potato Head: Woody!
[Geri is using a q-tip to clean Woody's eyes and ears. He sprays a little pink paint on Woody's cheeks and using brown paint, he sprays a bald spot on Woody's hair. Then he puts down some close-up glass to Woody's shoulder and jiggling, putting a thread in a needle, he sews the arm back on Woody's shoulder. He uses a long, thin strip of paper to polish Woody's boots. Using deeper brown paint, he paints over Andy's name on the sole of Woody's boot. He puts Woody back into his glass case, then replaces his cowboy hat, and sees that Woody’s arm is back]
Geri: Here you go. [chuckles] He's for display only. You handle him too much, he's not gonna last.
Al McWhiggin: [pushing Geri aside] It's amazing, you're a genius, he's just like new!
Utility Belt Buzz: [holding Buzz against the glass after he snuck into his display, and talking to his "Mission Log"] Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. I have an AWOL Space Ranger.
Buzz Lightyear: Tell me I wasn't this deluded...
Utility Belt Buzz: Don't back talk! I have a laser, and I'm not afraid to use it.
Buzz Lightyear: You mean a laser that's really a light bulb?
[Utility Belt Buzz's light bulb blinks, then he jumps up onto a small cardboard moon above]
Utility Belt Buzz: Has your mind been melded? You could have killed me, Space Ranger! Or should I say, "traitor?"
Buzz Lightyear: I don't have time for this...
Utility Belt Buzz: [holding his "laser" directly at Buzz as he walks away] Halt! I order you to halt!
[Buzz opens a door to the display and jumps down to the floor. But just as he's about to walk away, Utility Belt Buzz pounces on him. The two Buzzes fight until the newer one overpowers the old one and pushes him toward a pinart box]
Buzz Lightyear: Listen to me. Listen. Wait, wait, wait.
[Utility Belt Buzz stops pushing and Buzz flew straight toward a pinart box, creating a print of his body]
Slinky Dog: [the toys are searching for Woody down one of the aisles] We've been down this aisle already.
Mr. Potato Head: We haven't been down this aisle, it's pink.
Slinky Dog: Face it, we're lost.
Hamm: Ooh! Back it up, back it up.
[They reverse back and they look to see lots of Barbie dolls having a pool party]
Barbie: What a great party!
[Rex, Slinky, Hamm and Mr. Potato Head's mouths drops in awe at the sight]
Limboing Barbies: How low can you go? How low can you go?
Barbie: [giggles] Stop splashing me!
Hamm: Excuse me, ladies, but could any of you tell us where we might the Al of Al's Toy Barn?
Tour Guide Barbie: I can help! [slides down the slide and into the toy car] I'm Tour Guide Barbie! Please keep your hands, arms, and accessories in the car, and no flash photography. Thank you.
Mr. Potato Head: I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud...
Hamm: [Hopping into the front seat of the car] Then make way for the single fellas.
[Hamm climbs over Mr. Potato Head and lands next to Tour Guide Barbie as she starts to drive the car down the aisle and goes onto another aisle]
Tour Guide Barbie: To our right is the Hot Wheels aisle. Developed in 1967, the original series had 16 cars, including the Corvette.
Slinky Dog: Uh, beg your pardon, ma'am, but where's Al's office?
Tour Guide Barbie: Please hold all questions until the end of the tour. Thank you!
Rex: Aah! It says how you defeat Zurg! Look! Guys!
[Rex puts the manual in front of Tour Guide Barbie, Hamm and Mr. Potato Head, blocking their view and the windscreen]
Slinky Dog: Hey, Rex!
Tour Guide Barbie: Excuse me, sir.
Mr. Potato Head: Hey, get this outta here, "geekosaur."
[Rex moves the manual with Tour Guide Barbie gasps, they see a ball stand]
Slinky Dog: [Off-screen] Look out!
Hamm: Oh, stop, stop, stop!
[Barbie swerves the car to the right but it hits the stand and bouncy balls spill out on them. They try to get away but the balls cause the car to spin around in circles]
Hamm: Turn into the spin, Barbie!
[The Buzz Lightyear video game manual slips out of Rex's tiny hand and flies to the ground, sliding under a shelf, out of Rex's reach]
Rex: Aah! My source of power! No! Come back! [shrieking] Hey! [Rex is running to catch up with the toy car Barbie is driving] Wait up! Hey! Come on! Slow down! Dinosaur overboaaaaard!
[He trips and falls face first into the backseat]
Tour Guide Barbie: Remain seated, please. Permanecer sentados, por favor. [drives off]
[Utility Belt Buzz straps Buzz into an empty box]
Buzz Lightyear: Ow! Listen to me, listen to me, you're not really a space ranger, you're a toy. [muffled from inside the box] We're all toys, can you hear me?
Utility Belt Buzz: Well, that should hold you until the court martial!
Buzz Lightyear: [as he's being placed onto a shelf, straining] Let me go, you don't realize what you're doing? [grunts]
Tour Guide Barbie: [arriving in the toy car with the other toys] And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand.
Hamm: Hey, Buzz!
Utility Belt Buzz: [Turns around, pointing his "laser" at the toys] Halt! Who goes there?
[the car stops]
Mr. Potato Head: Quit clowning around and get in the car.
Rex: Buzz! Buzz! I know how to defeat Zurg!
Utility Belt Buzz: [stops pointing his "laser"] You do?
Rex: Come on. I'll tell you on the way.
Buzz Lightyear: [from inside the cardboard box] No, no, guys! You've got the wrong Buzz! You've got the wrong Buzz!
Hamm: [Noticing Buzz #2's utility belt] Say, where'd you get the cool belt, Buzz?
Utility Belt Buzz: Well, slotted pig, they're standard issue.
[The other toys drive off, leaving "their Buzz" behind]
Buzz Lightyear: NOOOOOO!!!
[Back at Al's apartment, Al had just taken a number of pictures of Woody and the rest of the Roundup gang]
Al McWhiggin: [laughs] It's like printing my own money. [his phone rings and he answers it] Yeah, what?
Mr. Konishi: Al McWhiggin.
Al McWhiggin: Oh, oh. Mr. Konishi. I have the pictures right here. [walking to the door, lying to Mr. Konishi] In fact, I'm in the car right now, on my way to the office to fax them to you. I'm going through a tunnel. I'm breaking up.
[Al closes the door]
Woody: Oh, wow! Will you look at me? It's like I'm fresh out of the box! Look at this stitching. Andy's gonna have a hard time ripping this. [to Jessie who is still frowning at Woody for wanting to go back home to Andy] Hello! H-hi! Hello!
Jessie: Great. Now you can go.
[Jessie leaps off the table and walks off to the window]
Woody: [sarcastic] Well, what a good idea.
[Woody looks toward the air vent which is his only way out. He feels something bump him and he turns back to see Bullseye looking at him sadly]
Stinky Pete: Woody, don't be mad at Jessie. She's been through more than you know. Why not make amends before you leave, huh? It's the least you can do.
[Woody looks toward Jessie sitting on the window still, then back at Bullseye who looks at him as if to say "Please, Woody"]
Woody: All right. But I don't know what good it'll do.
[Woody jumps from the table and goes over to Jessie]
[Woody climbs onto the chair next to her and the window]
Woody: Hey, what you doing way up here?
Jessie: I thought I'd get one last look at the sun before I get packed away again.
Woody: Look, Jessie, I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back. I'm still Andy's toy. Well, if you knew him, you'd understand. See, Andy's...
Jessie: Let me guess. Andy's a real special kid, and to him, you're his buddy, his best friend, and when Andy plays with you it's like... even though you're not moving, you feel like you're alive, because that's how he sees you.
Woody: Whoa. How did you know that?
Jessie: Because, Emily was just the same. She was my whole world.
[Sarah McLachlan music playing a song When She Loved Me]
Sarah McLachlan: [singing] When somebody loved me / Everything was beautiful / Every hour we spent together / Lives within my heart...| And when she was sad / I was there to dry her tears / And when she was happy, so was I / When she loved me...| Through the summer and the fall / We had each other, that was all / Just she and I together / Like it was meant to be...| And when she was lonely / I was there to comfort her / And I knew that she loved me...| So the years went by / I stayed the same / But she began to drift away / I was left alone / Still, I waited for the day / When she'd say, "I will always love you"...| Lonely and forgotten / Never thought she'd look my way / And she smiled at me and held me / Just like she used to do / Like she loved me / When she loved me...| When somebody loved me / Everything was beautiful / Every hour we spent together / Lives within my heart / When she loved me...| [song fades]
[Back at Al's apartment, Woody looks sorry and surprised about this]
Jessie: You never forget kids like Emily, or Andy. [whispers] But they forget you.
Woody: Jessie, I... I didn't know.
Jessie: Just go.
[Woody leaps off the windowsill and onto the floor and walks over to Andy's through the heat duct after removing the screw and opening it]
Stinky Pete: [to Woody] How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going to take you to college, or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever. You'll be adored by children for generations.
Woody: [pets Bullseye, then suddenly decides to stay] Who am I to break up the Roundup gang?
[Closes the heat duct and turns to Jessie at the window, smiling at Woody]
[Inside Al's office, Hamm and Potato Head look in a box]
Hamm: Hey, Woody, are you in here?
Mr. Potato Head: Nah. This one's empty, too.
Slinky Dog: Woody!
Mr. Potato Head: Woody!
Hamm: Woody!
[Slinky hops onto Al's desk and goes over to some Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots]
Slinky Dog: Pardon me, gentlemen, but have either of you seen a cowboy doll with a bad arm?
Blue Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: [politely] Why, no. I haven't.
Red Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: [yelling] Hey, he was talkin' to me!
Blue Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: No, he was talkin' to me!
Red Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: Why, you! I'll...!
[They both fight until the red robot's head pops up]
Rex: You see, all along we thought the way into Zurg's fortress was through the main gate. But in fact, the secret entrance is to the left, hidden in the shadows.
Utility Belt Buzz: [open his wrist communicator to "type" in notes] To the left and in the shadows. Got it.
[We hear a voice speaking in Japanese outside the room]
Slinky Dog: Someone's coming.
Utility Belt Buzz: Everyone, take cover!
[The toys hide under the desk just as Al enters, talking on his phone]
Al McWhiggin: No, it was a big pile-up, but I don't want to bore you with the details. Yes. Now, let me confirm your fax number.
[Al goes to his fax machine]
Mr. Konishi: 011...
Al McWhiggin: W-W-Wait. Slow. That's a lot of numbers.
Mr. Konishi: 011...
Al McWhiggin: No, I got it.
[The toys peep out from the side of the desk to look at Al]
Slinky Dog: [Whispering] It's him.
Hamm: The chicken man.
Utility Belt Buzz: Funny, he doesn't look like poultry.
Slinky Dog: That's the kidnapper, all right.
Utility Belt Buzz: A kidnapper. An agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.
[Back at the Buzz Lightyear aisle, Buzz is still trapped in his box and jolts around to get free. The box falls off the shelf and onto the floor. Buzz kicks the bottom of the box open, freeing his legs]
Al McWhiggin: [putting a photo of Woody through the fax machine] And the pièce de résistance. I promise the collection will be the crown jewel of your museum.
[The photo pops out the fax machine through the other side, landing on the floor where the toys hid]
Slinky Dog: [gasps] It's Woody!
Al McWhiggin: Now that I have your attention, imagine we added another zero to the price, huh?
Mr. Konishi: I don't care! Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Al McWhiggin: What?
Mr. Konishi: I'll pay anything you want. Anything.
Al McWhiggin: [Overjoyed] Yes? Yes! You got a deal! I'll be on the next flight to Japan!
[The toys all jump into Al's bag]
Utility Belt Buzz: Quick, get into the poultry man's cargo unit. He'll lead us to Zurg. Move, move, move!
[Rex's tail hangs out of the bag]
Al McWhiggin: Don't touch my moustache! [picks up his bag]
[Buzz is untying himself from the straps when he hears Al's scatting. He goes to the end of the aisle with a glare and sees Al sliding out of his office with a smile on his face]
Al McWhiggin: Al, you are rich! Rich, rich, rich! [laughs]
[Buzz gasps when he sees Rex's tail poking out of Al's bag. As Al goes down the store, Buzz chases on an aisle and slips over the bouncy balls that the toys had spilled earlier. He gets up and jumps on the sports stuff, releases a red baseball bat so that he can jump from it, bounces on a trampoline and grabs a monkey zip-line which moves down toward the entrance where Al is exiting but as he lets go of the zip-line and leaps toward the doors, they've shut, making him slam into them headfirst and fall to the floor. He jumps up and down on the sensor mat to open the doors but to no avail. He watches hopelessly as Al drives over to his apartment]
Buzz Lightyear: Huh?
[Buzz looks to a stack of boxes on the side of the doors. He runs over and kicks them, making them all fall over and land on the sensor mat, making the doors open and he runs through them and onto the parking lot. One of the boxes stands at the entrance and the doors kept hitting it. Then a grey hand bursts through the box and out comes... Emperor Zurg! He wakes up and sees Buzz running across the parking lot toward Al's apartment. Growling with rage, he follows Buzz in hot pursuit, wanting to get rid of him so he can rule the galaxy, unaware that he's just a toy]
Emperor Zurg: [growls] Destroy Buzz Lightyear! Destroy Buzz Lightyear! Destroy Buzz Lightyear!
[Al arrives back at his penthouse, but leaves his bag with the toys in the car]
Rex: He didn't take the bag!
Utility Belt Buzz: No time to lose!
[Utility Belt Buzz struggles to open the locked door handle, and watches Al head to the elevator]
Utility Belt Buzz: He's ascending in a vertical transporter.
[Jumps back onto the car seat and opens up his wings, hanging onto Rex and Mr. Potato Head, not knowing that he's just a toy]
Utility Belt Buzz: Alright everyone, hang on! We're gonna blast to the roof!
Rex: Uh, Buzz?
Utility Belt Buzz: To infinity, and beyond!
[Nothing happens, Utility Belt Buzz remains standing firm]
Mr. Potato Head: What are you, insane? We're wasting time.
[Runs over to the car lock, with Rex giving him a boost]
Mr. Potato Head: Stand still, Godzilla.
[Strains to lift the lock with his weak arms]
Utility Belt Buzz: [Confused, but still doesn't know the truth] I don't understand. Somehow my fuel cells have gone dry...
[Leans against the electric window switch, which successfully pops open the lock that Mr. Potato Head is still struggling to pull open. Mr. Potato Head screams and having had his arms pulled off in the process bounces backwards and lands upside in the cup holder]
Utility Belt Buzz: We've been detected! The walls! They're closing in! [grabs Mr. Potato Head and mounts him against the ceiling of the vent] Quick, help me prop up vegetable man here or we're done for!
Mr. Potato Head: Hey! Put me down, you moron!
Rex: Hey, guys, look, it's not the walls, it's the elevator.
[The elevator further down the shaft arrives at the bottom]
Utility Belt Buzz: [looking up, it's quite a way] Come on, we've got no time to lose. Everyone, grab hold!
[Utility Belt Buzz draws out a rope from his utility belt, tossing it to the other toys, and activates 2 suction magnets from the sides. He then starts climbing up at the side of the shaft]
Hamm: Uh, Buzz? Why not just take the elevator?
Utility Belt Buzz: They'll be expecting that.
Al McWhiggin: [on the phone as he starts packing] To overnight, 6 packages to Japan is how much? What? That's in yen, right? DOLLARS?! Oh, you are deliberately takin' advantage of people in a hurry! You know that?!
Hamm: [the toys are climbing up an elevator shaft. Some coins fall out of Hamm's stomach opening] Uh-oh. Hey, heads up down there.
Slinky Dog: [They hit Slinky in the face] Whoa, pork bellies are falling.
Mr. Potato Head: [Lands on one of Mr. Potato Head's eyes, which he manages to flick off easily] Hey, how much farther Buzz?
Utility Belt Buzz: Halfway, there.
Rex: [grunts] My arms can't hold on much longer!
[Rex having pushed the other toys down due to slipping]
Slinky Dog: Buzz, help!
Utility Belt Buzz: [causes Utility Belt Buzz's weight to give in] Too heavy. What was I thinking? My anti-gravity servos.
[He presses the button on his utility belt, lighting it up, unaware that he's just a toy]
Utility Belt Buzz: Hang tight everyone, I'm going to let go of the wall.
[The other toys all look up at him shocked]
Slinky Dog: Huh?
Rex: What?
Mr. Potato Head: He wouldn't!
Utility Belt Buzz: One!
Hamm: He would.
Utility Belt Buzz: Two!
Toys: NO, DON'T, BUZZ! DON'T DO IT! DON'T DO IT! PLEASE!!!! LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS!
Utility Belt Buzz: Three!
[He lets go of the wall and they all land on the elevator, which is coming up the shaft]
Utility Belt Buzz: To infinity and beyond! Approaching destination. Reengaging gravity.
[Turns off belt]
Utility Belt Buzz: [gets off the elevator into the vent] Area secure.
[The other toys all moaning]
Utility Belt Buzz: It's okay, troops, the anti-gravity sickness will wear off momentarily. Now, let's move!
Mr. Potato Head: Remind me to glue his helmet shut when we get back.
[Inside the vent, Utility Belt Buzz runs ahead and scans the area as the toys walk wearily behind him]
Utility Belt Buzz: [talking into his wrist communicator] Mission log. Have reached Zurg's command deck, but no sign of him or his wooden captive.
[We hear Woody's voice through the vent]
Woody: Please! No!
Slinky Dog: That's Woody! [howls]
Utility Belt Buzz: This way!
[They run toward the cover]
Woody: Please! Please, no! No! No, no, no!
Mr. Potato Head: Buzz, can you see? What's going on?
Woody: I'm begging you!
Jessie: Take that!
Woody: I'm begging you! No more!
[Utility Belt Buzz uses one of Mr. Potato Head's eyes to see what's going on through the bars of the grill]
Mr. Potato Head: To the left. No, your left.
Jessie: Take that!
Woody: Please! You're killing me!
Mr. Potato Head: Take it up higher.
Utility Belt Buzz: What's happening?
Mr. Potato Head: [frightened] Oh, it's horrible! They're torturing him!
Rex: [gasps] What are we gonna do, Buzz?!
Utility Belt Buzz: Use your head!
[He and the others use Rex as a battering ram]
Rex: But I don't wanna use my head!
[They quickly charge at the vent and break through to the apartment]
Stinky Pete: What's going on here?
Woody: Buzz, guys! Hey, how did you find me?
Utility Belt Buzz: Watch yourself!
[He pounces on Woody, pinning him down to the floor]
Slinky Dog: We're here to spring ya, Woody!
[Stinky Pete yells. Standing ontop of the Prospector's box, staring him in the eyes]
Hamm: You heard of kung fu? Well, get ready for pork chop.
Mr. Potato Head: Prepare to meet [shouts] MR. ANGRY EYES! [growls and accidentally sticks his extra pair of shoes on his face and runs into a wall]
[The other toys start attacking the Roundup gang, much to Woody's confusion]
Woody: Hold it, now. Hey, you don't understand. These are my friends.
Rex: Yeah! We're his friends.
Woody: [Pointing at his Roundup gang in the corner] No, Rex, I mean they're my friends.
[Slinky staring and growling at Bullseye in the eyes]
Jessie: Hey, stop it! You leave him alone, springy dog!
[Slinky then traps and ties Jessie and Bullseye around with his spring]
Jessie: Hey!
Slinky Dog: Grab Woody, and let's go.
Woody: [Utility Belt Buzz does so] Fellas, hold it! Buzz, put me down!
Mr. Potato Head: Retreat!
Rex: Quick! To the vent!
Hamm: Alright, let's go!
Jessie: They're stealing him!
Stinky Pete: No!
[Utility Belt Buzz and the other toys tries to get Woody back home]
Buzz Lightyear: Hold it right there!
Toys: Buzz?
Utility Belt Buzz: You again?
Buzz Lightyear: Woody! Thank goodness you're all right.
Woody: Buzz, what's going on?
Utility Belt Buzz: [throws Woody onto the floor] Hold on! I am Buzz Lightyear, and I'm in charge of this detachment.
Buzz Lightyear: No, I'm Buzz Lightyear.
Utility Belt Buzz: [arguing with Buzz] I'm Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz Lightyear: I am Buzz Lightyear!
Woody: So, who's the real Buzz?
Both Buzzes: I am!
Utility Belt Buzz: Don't let this imposter fool you! He's been trained by Zurg himself to mimic my every move.
[Buzz opens up Utility Belt Buzz's helmet, leaving him to choke on the "toxic air" around him]
Toys: Buzz!
[Woody shake his hand and Buzz pats Slinky on the head]
Slinky Dog: I had a feelin' it was you, Buzz. My front end just had to catch up with my back end. [chuckles]
[Utility Belt Buzz closes his helmet and stands up, looking confused at this]
Utility Belt Buzz: Will somebody please explain what's going on?
Buzz Lightyear: It's all right, space ranger. [whispers] It's a code 546.
Utility Belt Buzz: [gasps] You mean it's a--?
Buzz Lightyear: Yes.
Utility Belt Buzz: And he's a...
Buzz Lightyear: Oh, yeah.
[Utility Belt Buzz gasps and runs to Woody]
Utility Belt Buzz: [bows and grabs his hand] Your Majesty.
[Woody chuckles awkwardly and takes his hand away]
Buzz Lightyear: Woody, you're in danger here, we need to leave now.
Rex: Al's selling you to a toy museum in Japan!
Woody: I know! It's okay, Buzz. I actually wanna go.
Rex: What?
Mr. Potato Head: [off-screen] Are you crazy?
Woody: Look, the thing is, I'm this rare "Sheriff Woody" doll, and these guys, are my Roundup gang.
Buzz Lightyear: Woody, what are you talking about?
Woody: What am I talking about? "Woody's Roundup"! Oh, it's this great old TV show, and I was the star. [turns on the TV and a "Woody's Roundup" video starts playing] See, look, that's me!
Hamm: This is weirdin' me out.
Woody: Buzz, it was a national phenomenon. And there was all this merchandise that just got packed up. Oh, you should have seen it. There was a record player. And a yo-yo. Buzz, I was a yo-yo!
Mr. Potato Head: Was?
Buzz Lightyear: Woody, stop this nonsense and let's go.
Woody: Nah, Buzz. [sighs] I can't go. I can't abandon these guys. They need me to get into this museum. Without me, they'll go back into storage. Maybe forever!
Buzz Lightyear: Woody, you're not a collector's item. You're a child's plaything. You... are... A TOY!
Woody: For how much longer? One more rip, and Andy's done with me. And what do I do then, Buzz? Huh? You tell me!
Buzz Lightyear: Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being loved by a kid. And I traveled all this way to rescue that toy, because I believed him.
Woody: Well, you wasted your time.
Buzz Lightyear: Let's go, everyone.
Slinky Dog: What about Woody?
Buzz Lightyear: He's not coming with us.
Rex: But Andy's coming home tonight.
Buzz Lightyear: Then we'd better make sure we're there waiting for him.
[The other toys make their way back to the vent]
Woody: I don't have a choice, Buzz. This is my only chance.
Buzz Lightyear: To do what, Woody? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? Some life.
[Buzz closes the heat duct behind him as he and the other toys leave sadly, and the rest of the Roundup gang approach Woody]
Stinky Pete: Good going, Woody. I thought they'd never leave.
Woody: [after seeing a boy hugging him on the set of "Woody's Roundup"] What am I doing? [rushes to the heat duct] Buzz! Wait! Wait!
Stinky Pete: Woody, where are you going?
Woody: You're right, Prospector. I can't stop Andy from growing up... but I wouldn't miss it for the world. [runs to the heat duct]
Stinky Pete: No!
Woody: Hey, you guys, come with me.
Jessie: What?
Woody: Andy will play with all of us. I know it!
Jessie: Woody, I-I... I don't know. I...
Woody: Wouldn't you give anything just to have one more day with Emily? Come on, Jessie. This is what it's all about, to make a child happy. And you know it. Bullseye, are you with me?
[Bullseye happily licks his face]
Woody: Okay, good boy. Alright! Prospector, how 'bout you?
[As he turns the box around, he finds it is empty. Then they hear a clang, and they turn to see Stinky Pete screwing the vent shift with his pickaxe much to the shock of Woody, Bullseye and Jessie]
Jessie: Prospector?!
Woody: You're out of your box!
Stinky Pete: I tried reasoning with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures. [angrily taps his pickaxe onto the remote, turning off the TV]
Woody: Wait a minute. You turned on the TV last night, not Jessie!
Stinky Pete: Look, we have an eternity to spend together at the museum. Let's not start off by pointing fingers, shall we?
Woody: You really are Stinky Pete, aren't you?
Jessie: Prospector, this isn't fair!
Stinky Pete: Fair? I'll tell you what's not fair: Spending a lifetime on a dime-store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, finally my waiting has paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now! [angrily throws his box back into his display case]
Woody: Buzz. [rushes to the heat duct] Help! Buzz! Guys!
Stinky Pete: It's too late, Woody! That silly Buzz Lightweight can't help you.
Woody: His name is Buzz Lightyear!
Stinky Pete: Whatever. I've always hated those upstart space toys. [angrily climbs back into his box]
Woody: It's stuck! What do we do?!
Rex: Should I use my head?
[We hear a rumble coming toward the door]
Woody: It's Al!
[Jessie and Bullseye gasp and run to their black foam places, Buzz and the gang move back a bit and Woody flops down to the floor just as Al enters the room]
Al McWhiggin: Look at the time; I'm gonna be late! Oh, figures; I can't miss this flight! I've gotta pack. [puts Jessie, Bullseye and Woody into their cases] Alright, let's see - uh, wallet, keys, tickets, uh, passport, beef jerky - very expensive over there - shower... [sniffs his arm] Oh, I can skip the shower. I've just gotta get outta here now!
[Al has just packed up the Roundup toys, including Woody, into his suitcase to go to Japan]
Buzz Lightyear: Quick, to the elevator!
[All run down the vent to the elevator. Al has just pressed the button to send the elevator up]
Buzz Lightyear: Hurry, I can hear it coming.
[The toys all come to a halt as the elevator arrives up the shaft. A Zurg toy that Buzz accidentally set loose from Al's Toy Barn has arrived standing ontop.]
Emperor Zurg: So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear. For the last time.
Utility Belt Buzz and Rex: [shocked] Aah! It's Zurg!
[Zurg draws out his blaster, which is really a nerf ball gun]
Rex: Watch out! He's got an ion blaster!
[Zurg fires balls at the group. Utility Belt Buzz leaps over him and fires back with his laser. Al goes inside the elevator and it goes down while the battle between Utility Belt Buzz and Zurg continues]
Buzz Lightyear: Quick! Get on!
[Buzz, Slinky, Hamm, and Potato Head slide down the cables. Rex whimpers nervously as he looks down to the roof of the lift]
Buzz Lightyear: The emergency hatch! Come on!
[Rex whimpers and slides down the cable very fast and lands right onto Potato Head, making his parts go off everywhere except for his arms. Zurg keeps firing balls at Utility Belt Buzz. Seeing some discs nearby, he grabs them and throws them one by one at Zurg. Then as he picks up another few and is about to throw them, he sees that Zurg is gone]
Utility Belt Buzz: Huh?
[Then Zurg appears from nowhere, grabbing Utility Belt Buzz by his hand and lifts him up]
Buzz Lightyear: Come on! Hurry!
Rex: [yells] But Buzz is in peril!
[Zurg pushes Utility Belt Buzz to a box many times, pressing his button and activating his voice box]
Utility Belt Buzz: [voice-box] Buzz... Buzz... Buzz... Lightyear to the rescue!
[Buzz opens the emergency hatch and looks down to see Al's green case on a box on a trolley. Zurg spins Utility Belt Buzz on his finger before tosses him to the ground]
Emperor Zurg: Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won.
Utility Belt Buzz: I'll never give in. You killed my father!
Emperor Zurg: No, Buzz. I am your father.
Utility Belt Buzz: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
[Al is waiting impatiently inside the elevator for it to reach the bottom of the apartment]
Al McWhiggin: Come on, come on, come on!
[He doesn't notice Slinky dangling above his green suitcase behind him; his back end being held by Buzz and the other toys. Rex rushes over to Utility Belt Buzz and Zurg]
Rex: Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along! You just need to believe in yourself!
Emperor Zurg: [Points his blaster at Utility Belt Buzz set at the highest level] Prepare to die!
Rex: Aah! I can't look!
[As Rex turns, he accidentally knocks Zurg down the elevator shaft with his tail]
Emperor Zurg: WHOA!!!
Rex: I did it; I finally defeated Zurg!
Utility Belt Buzz: [forlornly reaching down toward the abyss] Father?
[Slinky flips up the locks, opening the green case and Woody reaches out and grabs his paws. Then the bell dings, indicating that the elevator has reached the bottom of the apartment building]
Al McWhiggin: Finally!
[As Al moves out of the elevator, Slinky tugs to pull Woody out of the case when Stinky Pete appears and grabs Woody, making Slinky lose his grip on Woody and spring back. Stinky Pete drags Woody into the case as it shuts with Al not noticing this. Slinky and the other toys drop down to the floor. Mr. Potato Head stands up and throws his hat like a Frisbee to stop the door from closing. They run through the door but as they get to the edge of the porch, Al drives off to the airport]
Rex: [as Al drives off] How are we gonna get him now?
Mr. Potato Head: Pizza, anyone?
[camera pans to reveal the Pizza Planet delivery truck]
Buzz Lightyear: Go, go, go!
Utility Belt Buzz: I got it!
Buzz Lightyear: Buzz, are you coming?
Utility Belt Buzz: No, I... I have a lot of catching up to do with my dad.
[Buzz throws the ball back to Zurg; it hits him on the head]
Emperor Zurg: [his last words] Good throw, son. That's my boy! Go long, Buzzy! [throws Utility Belt Buzz another ball]
Utility Belt Buzz: Oh, you're a great dad. Yippee!
Buzz Lightyear: Farewell!
[Inside the Pizza Planet truck]
Rex: Does anyone know how to drive?
Buzz Lightyear: Slink, take the pedals. Rex, you navigate. Hamm and Potato, operate the levers and knobs.
[Hamm and Mr. Potato help to open the air-con. Slink looking at the air-con]
Slinky Dog: Whoa!
Aliens: Ooooh!
Alien #1: Strangers!
Alien #2: From the outside!
Buzz Lightyear: [groans] Oh, no.
Rex: [as the traffic lights up ahead turn red, forcing Al to stop] He's at a red light! We can catch him!
Buzz Lightyear: Maximum power, Slink!
[Slinky hits the gas pedal, but the truck doesn't start]
Rex: [the lights turn green, allowing Al to continue driving off] Whaa! It turned green! Hurry!
Buzz Lightyear: Why won't it go?
Aliens: [referring to the gear knob] Use the Wand of Power.
[Mr. Potato Head pulls the handle, starting up the car like Midnight Club: Street Racing, Rex yells as the truck zooms through some cones which results in the storage compartment door opening and stuff falls out of it and lands on Hamm, hitting him on the head]
Hamm: Ooh! Ow! Oh!
Buzz Lightyear: Rex, which way?
Rex: Left! No, no, I mean right! That's right! No, I mean left! Left is right! Buzz, he's turning left, he's turning left!
[Buzz hops on the steering wheel and turns it to get the truck to turn left. The string which holds the aliens then unties and they start to fall out of the window.]
Aliens: Oh, oh, boy!
[Mr. Potato Head leaps up to the window and grabs the string and holds on.]
Aliens: Whoa-oa-oa-oa!
[Hamm is reading a manual that has fallen out of the storage compartment.]
Hamm: Oh, I seriously doubt he's getting this kind of mileage.
Rex: Go right! To the right! RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT--
[The truck turns right, helping Mr. Potato Head pull the aliens back inside it]
Aliens: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful. [bring the ear back to Mr. Potato Head]
Mr. Potato Head: Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
[The truck continues chasing Al's car until they reach Tri-Country International Airport]
PA: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading... No parking.
Rex: Guys, we can't park here! It's a white zone!
Aliens: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
PA: Final boarding call...
Buzz Lightyear: There he is!
[They spot Al]
PA: ...for Far East Airlines flight to Tokyo. All confirmed passengers with boarding passes must board at this time.
[Buzz sees some pet carriers inside the airport which give him an idea]
PA: Passenger Kritch, passenger Leon Kritch, please pick up...
Aliens: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
Mr. Potato Head: Will you just leave me alone?
Rex: Oh, someone's coming!
[Buzz stops walking and drops the pet carrier as a little girl approaches it]
Girl: Ooh, a puppy!
Slinky Dog: Uh, bark-bark-bark-bark. Bark, bark-bark-bark-bark-bark.
[The girl screams and runs away. Buzz gives Slinky a thumbs up for preventing the girl from discovering them]
Al McWhiggin: Listen, fly-boy. The contents of that case are worth more than you make in a year. You got that, sport?
Staff Member: I understand, sir.
Al McWhiggin: You be careful. Do you have a "fragile" sticker or something you can put on that? 'Cause I know what goes on back there.
Staff Member: Don't worry, sir.
Al McWhiggin: I had a box of cookies once that came back as crumbs!
[The toys are now in a pet carrier, placed onto the conveyor belt at the airport]
Aliens: The Mystic Portal. Ooh!
Buzz Lightyear: Once we go through, we just need to find that case.
[They pass through into an area with multiple conveyor belts and multiple suitcases. Mr. Potato Head gasps, as his extra pair of shoes and angry eyes fall out of his compartment. The toys then slide down at a fast rate, and tumble out of the pet carrier they've been in onto the conveyor belt below]
Slinky Dog: [Spotting a green suitcase in the distance in front of them] There's the case.
Hamm: [Spotting another green suitcase on the conveyor belt below them] No, there's the case.
Buzz Lightyear: You take that one, we'll take this one.
[Buzz and Slinky go after the suitcase spotted in the distance, whilst Hamm, Rex, Mr. Potato Head, and the Aliens go after the suitcase underneath them. Buzz and Slinky are going after Woody's suitcase at the airport. Slinky's back legs get caught at the handle of another suitcase taking him in a different conveyor belt away from Buzz]
Slinky Dog: Buzz, Buzz! My back end's going to Baton Rouge! [Gets pulled away off-screen]
Buzz Lightyear: Slinky!
Hamm: Here we come, Woody! Woody, here we come! Here we come! [opens the other suitcase] Woody!
[The other toys groan]
Hamm: Hey, nice flash, though.
Buzz Lightyear: [after catching up with the case] Okay, Woody, let's go!
[the Prospector suddenly punches him causing him to fall off the conveyor belt]
Stinky Pete: Take that, space toy!
Woody: [pops up beside him] Hey! No one does that to my friend!
[Woody's right arm is ripped by the Prospector with his pickaxe]
Stinky Pete: Your choice, Woody. You can go to Japan together or in pieces. If he fixed you once, he can fix ya again. NOW GET IN THE BOX!!
Woody: NEVER!
Stinky Pete: FINE!
[The Prospector prepares to sever Woody's arm off completely, when Buzz suddenly returns with the others, stunning the Prospector with the cameras they'd found in another suitcase earlier]
Buzz Lightyear: Gotcha!
Stinky Pete: Idiots! Children destroy toys! You'll be ruined, forgotten! Spending eternity rotting in some landfill!
Woody: [staring at the Prospector in the eyes, then chucking his chin] Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime. [points to something off-screen] Right over there, guys!
Stinky Pete: [his last words] No! No! NO!!! [mouth zoom wipe]
[the scene changes to show a Barbie backpack come out of the baggage room with the Prospector sitting in the netting in front]
PA: LassetAir Flight A113 from Point Richmond now arriving at Gate 3.
Amy: [Off-screen] Look, Barbie! A big ugly man-doll! Ooh, he needs a makeover.
[Amy grabs her backpack and puts her Barbie doll in. The doll's head is facing to the left of the screen]
Barbie: Hi, you'll like Amy. [turns her face to reveal a bunch of make up on her cheek; The Prospector gasps] She's an artist!
[Stinky Pete cries in despair]
Amy's Mom: Come on, hon.
[Amy walks off to her mom and dad with Stinky Pete and Barbie in her backpack]
Woody: Happy trails, Prospector.
Slinky Dog: [Slinky and the other toys struggle to help Jessie and Bullseye out of the suitcase, who Woody insisted to come along with them, but they're reaching the end of the line] Buzz! Woody!
Hamm: Help us out here!
[They're holding the case lid up to let Bullseye get out of it and wait for Jessie to get out.]
Rex: Hurry!
Woody: Oh, no, Jessie! Come on!
Jessie: Oh, Woody! Help! [Then the case reaches the ramp outside the sorting area and it slides down to the bottom, to a platform where a man picks it up and puts it on a dolly, a vehicle that pulls trailers of luggage to the airplanes]
Woody: Jessie! [He whistles for Bullseye and climbs onto him] Come on, Buzz. Hyah! [Buzz Lightyear closes his helmet and climbs up behind Woody on Bullseye] Ride like the wind, Bullseye! [Bullseye slides down the ramp, hops off the platform and chases after the dolly as fast as he can] Hey, howdy, hey! Giddy-up!
Buzz Lightyear: Come on, Bullseye. Hyah!
[They're getting closer to one of the trailers in front of them]
Woody: Buzz, give me a boost! [Woody climbs up onto Buzz's head and reaches for a tag on one of the luggage but just as he grabs it, the dolly rolls in a different direction away from Buzz and Bullseye, leaving Woody hanging on to the tag] Oh! Ohhh! Ohhh!
Buzz Lightyear: Woody!
[Woody climbs up to the top of the trailer and sees Al's case ahead of him. He runs toward it, jumping from trailer to trailer until he jumps in the one the case is in, unnoticed by the driver. The dolly stops near the plane and the driver puts the case onto a conveyor ramp and onto the plane]
Airline Rep: Here's the rest!
[in the cargo hold of the plane to go to Japan, Woody finds Jessie rolled up in a corner of the green case]
Woody: Excuse me, ma'am, but I believe you're on the wrong flight.
Jessie: [hugs Woody] Woody.
Woody: Come on, Jess. It's time to take you home.
Jessie: But, what if Andy doesn't like me.
Woody: Oh, sure, Andy will love you. Besides, he's got a little sister.
Jessie: He does? Why didn't you say so?
Woody: Whoa!
Baggage Handler #1: Hold it! There's a couple more bags coming from the terminal!
Woody: Okay. On three. One, two...
Baggage Handler #2: Too late! Put 'em on the next flight!
[The plane starts moving toward the runway]
[Inside the cargo area, the lights go out]
Woody: This is bad.
Jessie: How are we gonna get outta here?
[A light turns on from the other side of the plane]
Woody: Over there. Come on.
[Woody and Jessie head over to the emergency hatch and look down at the wheel below them. They turn the handle which opens the hatch]
Jessie: You sure about this?
Woody: No! Let's go!
[He and Jessie climb down to the gears and carefully walk down the axle to the wheel. But then Woody slips and falls off the axle. Jessie grabs him by his arm, and he dangles above the wheel]
Jessie: Hold on, Woody!
[The tear in Woody's shoulder that Prospector had opened earlier begins to widen a bit. As Woody tries to stop it, his hat flies off his head. Then a hand appears as Bullseye and Buzz gallop into view, catching Woody's hat]
Buzz Lightyear: What's a cowboy without his hat?
Woody: Buzz!
[The plane goes onto the runway and starts to go faster and faster. Woody sees a screw on the axle of the wheel which gives him an idea]
Woody: Buzz! Buzz, get behind the tires!
[Woody flings his pull string onto a point onto the upper point of the nearby wheel of the plane he and Jessie are hanging off like a lasso, and comes up with an idea]
Woody: Jessie, let go of the plane!
Jessie: What? Are you crazy?
Woody: Just pretend it's the final episode of "Woody's Roundup"!
Jessie: But it was cancelled! We never saw if you made it!
Woody: Well, then, let's find out together!
[Both let go, swing like a rope, and land atop Bullseye, still galloping after them down the runway with Buzz]
Jessie: [after successfully making it off the plane heading to Japan] We did it.
Buzz Lightyear: [to Woody] Nice roping, cowboy!
Jessie: That was definitely Woody's finest hour!
Buzz Lightyear: [hands Woody his hat] Your hat, partner.
[a plane lands behind them, startling them]
Woody: Let's... go home.
[Woody back home in Andy's room safe and sound, is having his arm fixed by Andy after it was re-torn at the airport, but Andy never knew what happened while he was at camp]
Jennifer Davis: Andy, come on, hon, time to go. Hey, you fixed Woody.
Andy Davis: Yeah, glad I decided not to take him to camp. His whole arm might have come off. [leaves the room and Woody unfreezes and looks at his repaired arm]
Woody: Well, what do you know?
[Buster the dog is barking and trying to leave Andy's room]
Slinky Dog: Ah, this fella says he needs to go out back for a little private time?
Jessie: That critter needs help!
[Yodels, jumps onto the small car track, and lands onto the door handle to Andy's room, opening it to let Buster out]
[Last lines; Hamm is playing the Buzz Lightyear video game as Rex walks over]
Hamm: Ooh, ooh, oh... Hey, Rex, I could use a hand over here, buddy.
Rex: I don't need to play... I've lived it!
[Hamm loses the game]
Hamm: No, no, no, no, no! Oh, nuts!
[Hamm clicks the remote to the TV and a commercial turns on, showing Al in his chicken suit but with a sad look on his face]
Al McWhiggin: [his last words; sadly] Welcome to Al's Toy Barn. We've got the lowest prices in town. Everything for a buck-buck-buck. [cries]
Hamm: Well, I guess crime doesn't pay.
Woody: Now, Andy did a great job, huh? Nice and strong!
Bo Peep: I like it. Makes you look tough.
[Mr. Potato Head is kissing Mrs. Potato Head when the Aliens arrive]
Aliens: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
[Mr. Potato Head groans]
Mrs. Potato Head: You saved their lives? Oh, my hero! They're so adorable. Let's adopt them!
Aliens: [Gathering around Mr. Potato Head] Daddy!
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, no.
[Then Wheezy bounces up to Woody and Bo, squeaking perfectly]
Woody: Wheezy, you're fixed!
Wheezy: Oh, yeah. Mr. Shark looked in the toy box and found me an extra squeaker.
Woody: And... how do you feel?
Wheezy: Oh, I feel swell. In fact, I think I feel a song comin' on.
[Mike comes over and throws his microphone to Wheezy who catches it and begins to music playing a song You've Got a Friend in Me in a new Robert Goulet voice]
Wheezy: [singing] You've got a friend in me / You've got a friend in me / When the road looks rough ahead / And you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed / You just remember what your old pal said / Son, you've got a friend in me / Yeah, you've got a friend in me.
Jennifer Davis: Come on, honey. Come on over. Oh, you are such a big girl. Andy, you think she's ready to drive the car yet?
Andy Davis: Yeah, and I can teach her.
Buzz Lightyear: You still worried?
Woody: About Andy? Nah. It'll be fun while it lasts.
Buzz Lightyear: I'm proud of you, cowboy.
Woody: Besides, when it all ends, I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company... for infinity and beyond.
Wheezy and Barbies: [singing] You're gonna see it's our destiny / You've got a friend in me.
Barbies: [singing] Yes, you do.
Wheezy and Barbies: [singing] You've got a friend in me.
Barbies: [singing] That's the truth.
Wheezy: [singing] You've got a friend in me...| Yeah...| [song fades]

Outtakes/Woody's Roundup by Riders in the Sky

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Man #1: Speed.
Man #2: Marker.
Director: And action.
[Woody tries to sit down on the edge of the tape, but he ends up falling into the hole in the middle, leaving him stuck. He makes a surprised grunt before he tries to get out of it but his bottom is still stuck in the middle. He finally stands up only to be stuck in a humorous turtle like position. The crew off-screen begins to laugh before Woody starts cracking up]
Woody: [laughing] Okay. [snorting] A little help here, please?
[At Al's apartment]
Rex: What are we going to do, Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear: Use your head.
Rex: [the toys carry Rex and use him as a battering ram] BUT I DON'T WANT TO USE MY HEAD!
[The toys scream as they charge to the vent grate. BANG! The vent did not open]
Rex: OW!
[At Al's Toy Barn]
Man #1: Speed!
Man #2: Marker!
[The slate clacks]
Director: Okay, aaaand... pull back.
[The camera pulls back revealing the Buzz Lightyear aisle. All the Buzzes in their cardboard spaceships neatly stacked]
Buzz Lightyear #1: [burping] Whew! I don't remember eating that.
Director: Cut!
Buzz Lightyear #2: [the other Buzzes move, groaning in disappointment] Agh! I can't believe it!
Buzz Lightyear #3: That's the fifth time!
Buzz Lightyear #4: Where was that guy in?
Buzz Lightyear #1: Sorry, everyone. I had that bean burrito for lunch. Okay, I'm alright now. Sorry.
[At Andy's room]
Director: And action.
Mrs. Potato Head: I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes... just in case. And if you get hungry, here's some cheese puffs. And a key. I don't know what it's for, but you'll never know.
[At Al's apartment]
Man #1: Speed!
Man #2: Marker!
[The slate clacks]
Director: And action!
[Jessie is acting out the part where she yo-yos Woody with his pull string]
Jessie: WHOO-WH...
[The pull string comes OFF!]
Woody: Oof!
[A crash is heard off-screen; Jessie and the stage crew laugh uncontrollably]
Jessie: Could... we... should we just... let this part of the movie now where... he LOST HIS STRING?
[She drops the string and keeps laughing; At Andy's room]
Mrs. Potato Head: And a golf ball... if you have time for golf, and a plastic steak, and a rubber ducky, and a yo-yo.
[At street]
Buzz Lightyear: Who's behind?
Slinky Dog: Mine.
[Slinky's back end comes walking up slowly to the others then slump down, exhausted]
Director: All right, cut. Good take.
Slinky Dog: What good acting. That was a good take. You're such a cute little bottom. Look at you, look at you, look at you, look at you.
[Slinky's tail wags in delight as he pats it. At Andy's room]
Wheezy: In fact, I think I feel a song coming on!
[He turns toward Mike and holds out a flipper as Mike tosses his microphone at him, but it misses and hits him on the head. Wheezy groans in pain as a loud feedback is heard. Wheezy looks at Mike]
Wheezy: Mr. Mike, I'm so sorry. Did I hurt your equipment? You gotta aim it right here at my flipper. I'm not a very good catch. Okay, I'm ready for another take.
Director: Okay, let's go again.
[Mike this time chucks his microphone at Wheezy hard. The microphone hits Wheezy in the face and there is louder feedback. Mike looks away with a roll of his eyes. Wheezy stumbles before he starts wheezing and coughing hard]
Wheezy: [wheezing] Oh, no! Oh, no, I think I swallowed my squeaker!
[Wheezy comes toward the camera and releases another violent cough and it is seen that his squeaker is gone. Next take]
Mrs. Potato Head: And an extra bouncy, bouncy ball. And some extra teeth. Be careful, they chatter.
Mr. Potato Head: [the wind-up teeth shakes his body from the inside] WHOA!
[At Buzz Lightyear aisle]
Man #2: Marker.
Director: And action.
[Buzz walks down the aisle and passes a few Buzz's before one box is revealed to have Woody in it making silly faces he can also be heard faintly blowing a raspberry. The crew starts laughing before Buzz looks confused and turns to see the faces he makes. Buzz closes his eyes, waves his hands and snorts. At Andy's house, as he closes his helmet]
Buzz Lightyear: We'll be back before Andy gets home.
[The director and stage crew laugh off-screen]
Buzz Lightyear: What? What are you laughing about?
[He notices that someone drew eyebrows, a mustache, and a pointy beard on his helmet]
Buzz Lightyear: Huh? [laughs sarcastically] Real funny, Woody.
Director: All right, we're losing our light. Wipe it off and let's go again.
[At Andy's house, the toys cheer for Woody rescuing, while Buzz is looking through Lenny's lenses. The camera zooms in on Buzz using Lenny the Binoculars and the stage crew laughs]
Buzz Lightyear: What? What's so funny?
[He sees that his helmet has ink circles from the binoculars eyepieces]
Buzz Lightyear: WOODY!
[The other toys laugh. The part where Buzz is amazed at Jessie opening the door and his wings pop out, the director and stage crew laugh]
Buzz Lightyear: Huh?
[He sees that wings have the words, "This space for rent," written on them]
Buzz Lightyear: [steaming] DARN IT, WOODY!
Man #1: Okay, let's go again.
Mrs. Potato Head: And crayons... in case you get bored, and some blue Play-Doh.
Mr. Potato Head: [She stuffs the Play-Doh hard and mister tries to keep his facial pieces from falling, but fails to save his ears and Play-Doh oozes from the oozes] Whoa!
[At the bushes, on a set of leaves]
Flik: Isn't this exciting, Heimlich. Our first day of shooting.
Heimlich: Oh, yeah, yeah. It's so exciting.
Flik: You know, I can't believe you talked them into making A Bug's Life 2.
Heimlich: Oh, yeah, yeah, I can hardly believe it also. But there's a little baby tiny thing I forgot to tell you.
Flik: What's that, Heimlich?
Heimlich: Well you know, it's a 2 movie, but it's not A Bug's Life 2.
Flik: What? I don't understand, what is it then?
Director: [camera zooms out] And action!
[Buzz walking through chops down each of the branches, including the one with Flik and Heimlich on. At Al's apartment, Woody is asking the Roundup gang to come back to Andy's with him]
Man #2: Marker.
Director: And action.
Woody: Bullseye, are you with me?
[Bullseye licks him like a dog]
Woody: Ah! Okay! Good boy. [walks toward Prospector's box] Alright! Prospector, how 'bout you?
[Turns box around]
Stinky Pete: [talking to two Barbie dolls] And so you two are absolutely identical? [laughs softly] You know, I'm sure I could get you a part in Toy Story 3. [notices the camera crew filming] I'm sorry, are we back? Oh! All right, girls. Lovely talking with you, [pushes box door open] yes, any time you'd like some tips on acting I'd be glad to chat with you. Alright, off you go, then. [they leave]
[At Pizza Planet truck]
Man #1: Speed.
Man #2: Wait, wait, wait. Let me check focus.
Alien #1: So, did you make it into the first Toy Story?
Alien #2: Well, if you look in the letterbox copy, you can see my arm grabbing Woody's ankle.
Alien #3: What will you do next?
Alien #2: Well, I'm up for this villain in a toothpaste commercial.
Alien #3: Really?
Alien #1: Wow, that's great.
[At Andy's room]
Mrs. Potato Head: And a dime... call me. And monkey chow?
Mr. Potato Head: Monkey chow? For what?
Mrs. Potato Head: Well, for the monkeys, of course. Come on, monkeys.
Mr. Potato Head: [Red monkeys from the Barrel-O'-Monkeys appear and they're fussy] That's it! I've drawn the line at monkeys! Get my agent on the phone!
[At Al's apartment]
Man #2: Marker!
[The slate clacks]
Director: And action.
Stinky Pete: It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever. [Breaks wind] Oh, my heavens! Was that me? Ho-ho! Oh, my! [small fart] I am so sorry. I guess that's why they call me "Stinky Pete." Whoo!

Other

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GAMMA QUADRANT
SECTOR 4 [text displayed at the beginning of the movie]

Taglines

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  • The Toys Are Back!
  • The Toys Are Back In Town!

Voice cast

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Encyclopedic article on Toy Story 2 on Wikipedia

  Films     Toy Story  (1995) · Toy Story 2  (1999) · Toy Story 3  (2010) · Toy Story 4  (2019) ·  (2026)
  Spin‑offs     Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins  (2000) · Lightyear  (2022)  
  Shorts      (2011-12)  
  Television     Buzz Lightyear of Star Command  (2000–2001) · Toy Story of Terror!  (2013) · Toy Story That Time Forgot  (2014)  
  Musical     Toy Story: The Musical  (2008)  
  Characters     Sheriff Woody · Buzz Lightyear · Jessie · Bo Peep  
  Related    Last words in Toy Story media 
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