Toy Story 2

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Toy Story 2 is a 1999 film about toys who come to life when their owner leaves the room, and their adventures trying to rescue one of their members after he is stolen by Al, a toy collector. Toy Story was a sequel in 1995 and Toy Story 3 was another sequel in 2010.

Directed by John Lasseter, Ash Brannon and Lee Unkrich. Written by John Lasseter, Peter Docter, Ash Brannon, Andrew Stanton, Rita Hsiao, Doug Chamberlain and Chris Webb.
Music by Randy Newman and includes "When She Loved Me" Written by Newman and performed by Sarah McLachlan.
The Toys Are Back In Town! taglines

Woody

  • Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, Buzz. Okay, here's your list of things to do while I'm gone. Batteries need to be changed. Toys at the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay. Good, okay.
  • Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

Buzz Lightyear

  • Buzz Lightyear mission log. All signs point to this planet as the location of Zurg's fortress... but there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
  • Not today, Zurg!
  • Woody once risked his life to save me. I couldn't call myself his friend if I weren't willing to do the same. So, who's with me?
  • To Al's Toy Barn and beyond!
  • [He then sees something which gives him an idea. Later, the traffic lights change from green to red after some cars pass. A bunch of traffic cones are on the pavement] Okay, here's our chance. Ready, set, go!

Mr. Potato Head

  • Your hat? No! The missus lost her earring. Oh, my little sweet potato!
  • Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me.
  • Ah, that went well. [All the cars are all piled up and the pipe rolls towards a pole and knocks it to the road]
  • We've never been down this aisle. It's pink!
  • Prepare to meet Mr. Angry Eyes! [But instead of his angry eyes, Mr. Potato Head puts his extra shoes on where his eyes should be and walks into a cupboard, leaving Jessie in bewilderment at this antic]
  • Will you just leave me alone?

Al McWhiggin

  • Original hand-painted face. Natural-dyed, blanket-stitched vest! Hmm. A little rip. Fixable. Oh, if only you had your hand-stitched, polyvinyl... [he sees Woody's hat on the table and laughs with delight] A hat! I found him! I found him, I found him!

Tour Guide Barbie

  • I can help. [she slides down the slide and into the car next to Mr. Potato Head] I'm Tour Guide Barbie. Please keep your hands, arms and accessories inside the car, and no flash photography. Thank you.
  • To our right is the Hot Wheels aisle. Developed in 1967 the original series had 16 cars, including the Corvette.

Dialogue

Gamma Quadrant, Sector 4 [text displayed at the beginning of the movie]
[First lines; The movie begins with they disappeared and a blue comet was speeding towards a planet that has rocks on it. It's revealed to be Buzz Lightyear, a space ranger toy flying into the planet's atmosphere. He open his wings to slow himself down as he flies above the ground and then lands in a clearing. He looks around breathing in and out before opening his wrist]
Buzz Lightyear: Buzz Lightyear mission log. All signs point to this planet as the location of Zurg's fortress... but there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
[Laser lights appear on Buzz and he looks up to see millions of robots that are armed with lasers surrounding him. Buzz jumps and uses his own laser on the crystal which blows the robots up and sends him flying into the air screaming. Buzz lands on the ground and runs over to a wall to catch his breath when a monitor looks in his direction and beeps. Buzz jumps and zaps it with his laser, destroying it. Then the ground opens up in a Z shape and Buzz jumps in and when it shuts, his suit glows. He runs along the corridor. In a room, a yellow dot appears on a red screen identifying as Buzz. A figure raises his clawed hand and puts it on a lever]
Emperor Zurg: Come to me, my prey.
[He moves the lever back and the lights in the corridor come on making Buzz stop in surprise. Then a wall with spikes appears behind him and moves towards him. Buzz looks back and gasps and runs as the wall closes in on him. Buzz manages to jump through a closing door just in time and the spikes ram into the door, denting it. Buzz stands up and sees a battery which reads "The Source of Zurg's Power". Buzz walks slowly to the bridge which has discs that float between him and the battery. Buzz jumps and lands on the discs, each one playing a musical note as he does so. Then, the discs fall suddenly, carrying Buzz with them. Thinking fast, Buzz presses a button on his utility belt which makes a force field bubble around him and then he flies upward]
Buzz Lightyear: To infinity and beyond! [He reaches the platform and deactivates the bubble. He then reaches to grab the battery but his hand goes through it, revealing it to be an illusion. It then disappears and Evil Emperor Zurg rises up behind Buzz on a platform]
Emperor Zurg: So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear, for the last time.
Buzz Lightyear: Not today, Zurg!
[Zurg fires his ion blaster at Buzz but he picks up a disc to shield himself and the blasts bounce off. Buzz throws it at Zurg, hitting him in the face. Buzz somersaults over Zurg but just as he lands and turns around to fire his laser, Zurg spins around so fast and shoots Buzz, vaporizing him, leaving his legs to crouch down and fall on the floor. Zurg cackles with triumph. The letters GAME OVER appear on the TV screen, revealing that the whole thing was only a video game which is played by Rex, who's wearing a goldfish ball with sicker darts on his head with Buzz, beside him, watching]
Rex: Oh, no! No! No, no, no, no, no!
Buzz Lightyear: Oh! You almost had it.
Rex: I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear: Sure, you will, Rex. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am.
Rex: But look at my little arms! I can't press the fire button and jump at the same time!

[They then hear a rattling noise and see Woody throwing things out of a drawer as if looking for something]
Woody: Where is it, where is it? Where is it?
Buzz Lightyear: Uh, Woody?
Woody: Huh? Oof! [Woody hits his head and falls out of the drawer, hitting several others on the way down]
Buzz Lightyear & Rex: Oh!
Buzz Lightyear: Hang on, cowboy. [Buzz Lightyear swings on a red desk lamp, lands on a car and rides it along a looping track and off the jump like in the first movie and spins through the air before landing next to Woody. He runs over and picks him up] Woody, are you all right?
Woody: Oh. Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, Buzz. Okay, here's your list of things to do while I'm gone. Batteries need to be changed. Toys at the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay. Good, okay.
Buzz Lightyear: Woody, you haven't found your hat yet, have you?
Woody: No! And Andy's leaving for cowboy camp any minute, and I can't find it anywhere!
Buzz Lightyear: Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy... making delicious hot "sch'moes."
Woody: They're called s'mores, Buzz.
Buzz Lightyear: [quickly and a bit embarrassed] Right. Right. Of course. Has anyone found Woody's hat yet?
Sarge: Keep looking, men! Dig deeper! [to Buzz] Negatory! Still searching!
Hamm: [Hamm moves sun blinds up and down as if to signal to someone] The lawn gnome next door says it's not in the yard, but he'll keep lookin'.
Bo Peep: [The door opens and Bo Peep, her sheep and a doll enter the room] It's not in Molly's room. We've looked everywhere.
Mr. Potato Head: [He's coming out from under Andy's bed] I found it!
Woody: You found my hat?
Mr. Potato Head: Your hat? No! The missus lost her earring. Oh, my little sweet potato!
Mrs. Potato Head: Oh, you found it! Oh, it's so nice to have a big, strong spud around the house. [Mr. Potato Head kisses her side while she giggles]
Woody: Oh, great. That's just great. This'll be the first year I miss cowboy camp, all because of my stupid hat.
Bo Peep: Woody, look under your boot.
Woody: Don't be silly. My hat is not under my boot.
Bo Peep: Would you just look?
Woody: Oh! You see? No hat. Just the word "Andy."
Bo Peep: Uh-huh. And the boy who wrote that would take you to camp, with or without your hat.
Woody: I'm sorry, Bo. It's just that I've been looking forward to this all year. It's my one time with just me and Andy.
Bo Peep: [She's bringing Woody close with her cane] You're cute when you care.
Woody: Bo, not in front of Buzz.
Bo Peep: [She purrs] Let him look. [As she and Woody are looking at each other, they hear baaing and they turn to see Rex fighting with Bo's sheep over the remote]
Rex: Miss Peep! Your sheep! [Bo whistles to get her sheep's attention. They let go of the remote, making Rex fall over and hit the TV remote's on button and it turns on to play a commercial of Al's Toy Barn with Al the owner dressed up in a chicken suit]
Al McWhiggin: Hey, kids, this is Al from Al's Toy Barn and I'm sittin' on some good deals here. Ow! I think I'm feeling a deal hatching right now! Whoa! Let's see what we got. We got boats for a buck, beanies for a buck...
Woody: Rex, turn it off! Someone's gonna hear!
Rex: [He's getting back up and tapping the remote rapidly trying to find the right button] Which one is off?
Al McWhiggin: Buck, buck, buck! And that's cheap, cheap, cheap! So hurry on down...
Hamm: For cryin' out loud, it's this one! [He hits the off button and the TV turns off] I despise that chicken.
Slinky Dog: [Then, Slinky enters the room] Fellas! Fellas! Okay, I got some good news and I got some bad news.
Mrs. Potato Head: What news?
Slinky Dog: The good news is, I found your hat, Woody.
Woody: My hat! Oh! Slink, thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you. Where'd you find it?
Slinky Dog: Well, that's the bad news.

[There's some barking coming from down stairs]
Rex: Oh! It's Buster!
[Hamm gasps]
Sarge: CANINE ALERT!! MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS! LET'S MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! [The soldiers and Rocky run to the door and hold it back to hold Buster, a dachshund sausage dog, who is straining against it]
Bo Peep: Woody! Hide, quick!
Woody: Ah! [runs just as Buster bursts into the room and runs around, looking for him. He knocks over Robot and Mr. Spell, the egg toys and the Lincoln Log house where the Potato Heads are kissing frozen. Buster goes to Andy's bag and pulls Woody out with his mouth and tosses him to the floor. Buster growls at Woody at first but then licks him a couple of times, revealing that he's a friendly dog] Okay, okay, okay. Okay! Okay! You found me! Buster! All right! Hey, how did he do, Hamm? [Mr. Spell reads 17.4 seconds.]
Hamm: Eh, looks like a new record.
Woody: Okay, boy, sit. Reach for the sky. [Buster raises his front paws and sits on his butt] Gotcha! [Buster acts being shot and falls over, playing dead] Ohh! Great job, boy. [He rubs Buster's belly as Buster pants happily] Who's gonna miss me while I'm gone, huh? Who's gonna miss me? Who's gonna miss me?
Jennifer Davis: Andy, you got all your stuff?
Woody: Okay. Have a good weekend, everybody. I'll see you Sunday night.
Andy Davis: [off-screen] It's in my room!
[Andy staggers into the room and Buster runs up to him]
Andy Davis: Stick 'em up! [Buster just scratches his ear and walks away between Andy's legs; looking down his legs] I guess we'll work on that later. [to Woody] Hey, Woody, ready to go to cowboy camp?
Jennifer Davis: Andy, honey, come on. Five minutes, and we're leavin'.
Andy Davis: Five minutes. Hmm.

[Later, a boy riding a bike throws a newspaper at the house. Woody is asleep when the car pulls up outside the house. He wakes up and sees Andy jumping out and riding on a toy horse]
Andy Davis: Yee-haw! Ride 'em, cowboy! Whoo! Yeah, giddy-up! Yeah, giddy-up!
Woody: He's back? Hey, everybody! Andy's back! He's back early from cowboy camp! [The toys are playing cards and look up to Woody. Hamm is at the door and hears Andy's footsteps coming closer]
Hamm: Places, everybody! Andy's comin'! [The toys scatter to their places and Woody freezes as Andy enters the room]
Andy Davis: Yeah! [humming The Lone Ranger theme] Hey, Woody, did you miss me? Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up! Ride 'em, cowboy! [Then he sees the rip in Woody's arm and his smile turns to a frown] Oh. I forgot. You're broken. I don't wanna play with you any more. [He drops Woody and he falls towards the deck of cards on the floor and as he hits them, he keeps falling through the blue area until he goes into a black circle and lands in a trash can. Woody looks around to see lots of broken toy hands and parts beside him]
Woody: [gasps] No! Andy! No! No, Andy, no! Andy! Andy! Andy! [The toy parts grab Woody by the neck and drag him downward as Andy appears]
Andy Davis: Bye, Woody.
Woody: No, no! Andy!
[Andy puts the lid on the bin, making it go black. Woody wakes up from a nightmare and sees his ripped arm around his neck. He moves his arm with strain and hits some books on the shelf and dust sprays up, making him cough]

[He then hears someone coughing and peeps behind the books to see a squeaky toy penguin coughing up some dust]
Woody: Wheezy, is that you?
Wheezy: Hey, Woody.
Woody: What are you doing up here? I thought Mom took you to get your squeaker fixed months ago. Andy was so upset.

Woody: "Yard sale." [gasps] Yard sale? [to the other toys] YARD SALE! Guys, wake up, wake up! There's a yard sale outside!
Buzz Lightyear: Yard sale?
Woody: Sarge! Emergency roll call!
Sarge: SIR, YES, SIR!! RED ALERT!! ALL CIVILLAINS FALL IN POSITION NOW!! SINGLE FILE!! LET'S MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!! [The toys get into a single line and Buzz and Robot use a check list to see that all the toys are present]
Buzz Lightyear: Hamm.
Hamm: Here.
Buzz Lightyear: Potato Head, Mr. and Mrs.
Potato Heads: Here.
Buzz Lightyear: Troikas. Check. Check, check, check, check.
Rex: I hate yard sales.
Buzz Lightyear: [off-screen] Slinky.
Rex: [Then he hears footsteps coming towards the room] Aah! Someone's coming! [The toys run and Woody hides Wheezy behind the books and freezes just as Jennifer comes in]
Jennifer Davis: Okay, let's see what's up here. [She looks under the bed and takes out a toy car and puts it in a box marked "25 cents". She picks up Rex who looks worried and puts him aside to get a jigsaw puzzle from which he was standing on and puts it in the box. She then grabs some hoops and the books which are hiding Wheezy and grabs him as well]
Wheezy: Bye, Woody. [Woody unfreezes and watches in horror as Jennifer puts Wheezy in the box and leaves the room]

[Woody quickly freezes as a little girl comes over]
Little Girl: Mommy! Mommy, look! Look at this! Mommy, look, it's a cowboy dolly!
Rex: Hey, that's not her toy!
Buzz Lightyear: No, no, no, no, no!
Slinky Dog: What's that little gal think she's doin'?
Little Girl: Mommy, Mommy! Can we get it, please? Mommy, please?
Mom: Oh, honey, you don't want this toy. It's broken. [She takes Woody from her daughter and throws him away]
Woody: [voice-box] There's a snake in my boot. [A man hears his voice box and comes over to him and gasps when he sees him and picks him up]
Al McWhiggin: Original hand-painted face. Natural-dyed, blanket-stitched vest! Hmm. A little rip. Fixable. Oh, if only you had your hand-stitched, polyvinyl... [he sees Woody's hat on the table and laughs with delight] A hat! I found him! I found him, I found him! [He giggles until he hears Buster barking in the distance and gathers the stuff he was buying as Jennifer approaches]
Jennifer Davis: Buster! Quiet down! Excuse me. Can I help you?
Al McWhiggin: Uh, how much for all this stuff?
Slinky Dog: Yeah, you can help take his paws off my pal.
Al McWhiggin: I'll give you, eh, 50 cents for all this junk.
Jennifer Davis: [seeing Woody] Oh, now, h-how did this get down here?
Buzz Lightyear: [off-screen] Just hand her the sheriff. Nice and easy.
Al McWhiggin: Oh, a pro. Very well. Five dollars.
Jennifer Davis: I'm sorry. It's a old family toy.
Buzz Lightyear: Now, just walk away.
Al McWhiggin: Wait!
Buzz Lightyear: The other way.
Al McWhiggin: Uh, I'll give you bucks for him.
Mr. Potato Head: Fifty bucks ain't bad.
Jennifer Davis: It's not for sale. [She puts Woody in a case and locks him inside]
Al McWhiggin: Everything's for sale. O-Or trade. Uh, you like my watch?
Jennifer Davis: Sorry.
Buzz Lightyear: He's safe.
Hamm: Way to go, Andy's mom!
Mr. Potato Head: Whew. That was close.
Slinky Dog: All right! She showed him.
Al McWhiggin: But, lady...
Jennifer Davis: Molly, don't touch that, please.
Al McWhiggin: Lady. Lady. Lady!
Mr. Potato Head: Yeah, go home, Mr. Fancy Car. [Al stumbles on a skateboard. Seeing it and looking at Jennifer with a grin, he gets an idea]
Buzz Lightyear: Hold on.
Hamm: What's up?
Rex: What is it, Buzz? [Al uses his foot to push the skateboard toward some boxes]
Jennifer Davis: Molly! I'll be right here, sweetie. Oh! What now? [She hears a crash and goes to see what made the noise. Al unlocks the case while she's not looking and grabs Woody]
Mr. Potato Head: What's happening down there?
Hamm: What's goin' on down there?
Slinky Dog: What's he doin'?
Rex: I can't watch! Can someone cover my eyes?
Buzz Lightyear: Oh, no. He's stealing Woody!
Toys: What?
Hamm: Stealin'... W-Wait!
Rex: He can't take Woody! It's illegal!
Slinky Dog: Where's he goin'?
Rex: Somebody do somethin'! [Buzz puts Lenny down and runs to the drainpipe to slide down]
Bo Peep: Buzz! [Buzz reaches the ground and runs to rescue Woody]
Mr. Potato Head: Get him, Buzz. [Buzz hides behind a table as Jennifer walks past]
Jennifer Davis: Okay, where's the red jacket?
[As Al puts his bag in the trunk, Buzz runs to the mailbox and peeps out from behind it as Al's car moves from the driveway. He runs to it and leaps onto the trunk. He sees the lock and turns it to open the hood but as he does, the hood flips up, knocking him off the trunk and onto the road. Buzz watches as chicken feathers fly out of the trunk just as the hood closes as the car drives away. Buzz picks up a feather and looks at it. The toys look at the direction with shock and dismay at what has happened]
Bo Peep: Why would someone steal Woody?
[The scene changes to Al's car rolling along down the road and inside the trunk, Woody gets bumped around in the bag as the car stops. He hears Al opening the boot and bringing out his bag. He walks to his apartment. Woody peeps out of the bag. The man opens the door and goes inside. The door has a sign on it which says "NO CHILDREN ALLOWED"]

[The scene changes to Al in his chicken suit in his apartment, talking to someone on the phone]
Al McWhiggin: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be right there. And we're gonna do this commercial in one take. Do you hear me? Because I am in the middle of something really important! [He sighs and hangs up before turning his attention to Woody, who is in a glass case]
Employee: Oh, Mr...
Al McWhiggin: [snickers] Oh! You, my little cowboy friend, are gonna make me big buck-buck-bucks. [He laughs as he leaves the room]
[Woody unfreezes and runs to the door of the apartment and jumps up, but he can't reach the handle as it's too high for him. He turns to the window, climbs the chair, jumps onto the window still, and opens the blinds. He looks down in shock to see that he's high up from the ground and at the top floor]
Woody: Andy.
[Down below, Al is getting into his car]
Al McWhiggin: I can't believe I have to drive all the way to work on a Saturday. All the way to work! [He drives off to his toy store which is only a 10-second drive away from his apartment]
[Woody runs to a vent and he strains to move a screw, but it won't budge so he tries pulling the vent. Then an opening noise pops, catching Woody's attention. He turns to see a box that has been opened and lots of big packing peanuts all over the floor]
Woody: What? Whoa! [He suddenly gets scooped up by a horse which runs around the room, carrying Woody with it; yells] Hey! Stop! Horsey, stop! Stop! Sit, boy! Stop it! Sit, I said! Whoa!
[The horse stops and Woody falls off him and lands on his head. A boot appears in front of him and a red-haired cowgirl doll looks at him with excitement]
Jessie: YEE-HAH!
[Woody yells]
Jessie: IT'S YOU! IT'S YOU! IT'S YOU, IT'S YOU, IT'S YOU! IT'S REALLY YOU!
Woody: What's me?
Jessie: Whoo-whee! [She throws Woody forward to pull his pull-string and puts her ear to his chest to listen to his voice box]
Woody: [voice-box] There's a snake in my boot!
Jessie: Ha! It is you!
Woody: Please stop saying that.
Jessie: Prospector said someday you'd come. Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln! The Prospector! He'll wanna meet ya! [She whistles to the horse who runs over to the box, pushes out another box and brings it to Woody and Jessie]
Jessie: Say hello to the Prospector.
[Woody can only see the back of the box]
Woody: I-It's a box.
Jessie: He's mint in the box. Never been opened.
Stinky Pete: Turn me around, Bullseye, so I can see. [Bullseye pushes the box around and the front reveals a prospector toy inside it. The words "Stinky Pete the Prospector" are beneath him. He gasps when he sees Woody] Why, the prodigal son has returned.
Jessie: Yee-hah! It's you! It's you! You're here! IT'S YOU, IT'S YOU, IT'S YOU!
Woody: [Woody strains himself free from Jessie's arms and stands] Okay, I'm officially freaked out now.
Stinky Pete: Oh, we've waited countless years for this day. It's good to see you, Woody.
Woody: Listen, I don't know wh... Hey, how do you know my name?
Jessie: Everyone knows your name, Woody.
[Woody looks at them in confusion]
Stinky Pete: Why, you don't know who you are, do you? Bullseye.
[Bullseye runs up, jumps on a chair and onto a drawer to push a switch which turns on some lights. Woody turns and gasps for in front of them is a collection of pictures and merchandise of Woody on the wall]
Woody: That's me. [There are also pictures and merchandise with Jessie, Bullseye and Stinky Pete on them. Woody looks up to see a giant cardboard picture of himself which towers above him] Wow. [He looks down to see books and a TV show guide which has him on it with Bullseye] Holy cow.
[Bullseye pushes a tape inside a tape player and Jessie uses her boot to press the remote and the TV turns on starting a TV show. Woody looks up to see the show's intro with wonder and curiousness]
TV Announcer: Cowboy Crunchies, the only cereal that's sugar-frosted and dipped in chocolate... proudly presents...
TV Chorus: ♪ Woody's Roundup / Come on, it's time to play / There's Jessie the Yodelin' Cowgirl ♪
Jessie: Lookit! Lookit! That's me!
TV Chorus: ♪ Bullseye, he's Woody's horse / He's a smart one! / Pete, the old prospector ♪
TV Stinky Pete: Has anyone seen my pickaxe?
[Stinky Pete facepalms and shakes his head in embarrassment of the "pick axe behind him" comedy]
TV Chorus: ♪ And the man himself, of course / It's time for Sheriff Woody / He's the very best / He's the rootin'-est, tootin'-est cowboy in the wild, wild west / Woody's Roundup ♪
[Woody is amazed by this]

Buzz: Good work, men. Two blocks down, and only 19 more to go.
Rex: What?!
Other toys: 19?!
Mr. Potato Head: Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me.
Buzz: Come on, fellas! Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket?
Other toys: No.
Buzz: No! And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van?
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, ya had to bring that up.
Buzz: No, he didn't! We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he's safe in Andy's room! Now let's move out!

[In the bushes, next morning, Buzz uses his karate chop action to move some leaves out of his way. The toys are behind him and look exhausted]
Hamm: Hey, Buzz, can we slow down? May I remind you that some of us are carrying over six dollars in change.
Rex: Losing health units. Must rest.
Buzz Lightyear: Is everyone present and accounted for?
Mr. Potato Head: Not quite everyone.
Buzz Lightyear: Who's behind?
Slinky Dog: Mine. [Slinky's back end comes walking up slowly to the others then slumps down, exhausted]
Hamm: Hey, guys. Why did the toys cross the road?
Buzz Lightyear: Not now, Hamm.
Rex: Oh, I love riddles. Why?
Hamm: To get to the chicken on the other side. [Across the road is Al's Toy Barn]

[Inside, a doorbell rings and Al opens the door. An old man carrying a briefcase is standing in the doorway]
Al McWhiggin: Oh, thank goodness you're here.
Geri: Is the specimen ready for cleaning? [Geri puts down his briefcase and flicks two upper locks to open it. It opens up to move out into little presses. Geri takes Woody from his glass case and touches a button which reveals a mini hair saloon chair and puts him on it. He removes his hat, presses another button which opens a hat stand and he puts Woody's hat on it. He looks through drawers until he finds a pair of glasses and puts them on. He then raises the chair up]
Al McWhiggin: So, uh, how long is this gonna take?
Geri: You can't rush art. [He turns on a torch on his glasses and it shines bright]

[Back in his apartment, Al takes pictures of The Roundup Gang and the merchandise. He look at the photos with delight and glee]
Al McWhiggin: [laughs] It's like printing my own money. [His phone rings and he answers it] Yeah, what?
Mr. Konishi: [on the phone] Al McWhiggin.
Al McWhiggin: Oh, Mr. Konishi. Yes, uh, I-I have the pictures right here. In fact, I'm in the car right now on my way to the office to fax them to you. I'm goin' through a tunnel! I'm breakin' up! [As he leaves the room, the Roundup Gang unfreezes]
Woody: Oh, wow, will you look at me? It's like I'm fresh out of the box! Look at this stitching. Andy's gonna have a hard time ripping this. [to Jessie who is still frowning at Woody for wanting to go back home to Andy] Hello! Hi! Hello!
Jessie: Great. Now you can go. [She turns, hops off the table and walks off to the window]
Woody: [sarcastic] Well, what a good idea.

[In Al's office, Hamm and Mr. Potato Head look in a box]
Hamm: Hey, Woody, are you in here?
Mr. Potato Head: Nah. This one's empty too.
Slinky Dog: Woody!
Mr. Potato Head: Woody!
Hamm: Woody!
[Slinky hops onto Al's desk and goes over to some Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots]
Slinky Dog: Pardon me, gentlemen, but have either of you seen a cowboy doll with a bad arm?
Blue Bomber: Why, no, I haven't.
Red Rocker: HEY! HE WAS TALKIN' TO ME!
Blue Bomber: NO, HE WAS TALKIN' TO ME!
Red Rocker: WHY, YOU... I'LL... [The two robots punch each other until the red one's head spins up, making Slinky back up in horror]
Rex: You see, all along we thought the way into Zurg's fortress was through the main gate. But in fact, the secret entrance is to the left, hidden in the shadows.
Utility Belt Buzz: [open his wrist communicator to "type" in notes] To the left and in the shadows. Got it.
Al McWhiggin: [off-screen] Moshi moshi, Konishi-san! It's Al!
Slinky Dog: Someone's coming.
Utility Belt Buzz: Everyone take cover. [The toys hide under the desk just as Al enters, talking on his phone]
Al McWhiggin: No, it was a big pile-up, but I don't want to bore you with the details. Yes. Now, let me confirm your fax number. 011... [He goes to his fax machine and starts typing in the number] W-W-Wait. Slow. That's a lot of numbers. 011... No. I got it.
[The toys peep out from the side of the desk to look at Al]
Slinky Dog: [whispering] It's him.
Hamm: [whispering] The chicken man.
Utility Belt Buzz: [looking at Al in confusion] Funny. He doesn't look like poultry.
Slinky Dog: That's the kidnapper, all right.
Utility Belt Buzz: A kidnapper! An agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.

[Buzz uses Mr. Potato Head's eye to see what Woody and his roundup gang are up to in Al's apartment]
Buzz: What's happening?
Mr. Potato Head: [frightened] Oh, it's horrible! They're torturing him!
Rex: [gasps] What are we gonna do, Buzz?!
Buzz: Use your head!
[he and the others use Rex as a battering ram]
Rex: But I don't wanna use my head!
[they charge at the vent and break through to the apartment]

Woody: Buzz, I can't go. I can't abandon these guys. They need me to get into this museum. Without me, they'll go back into storage. Maybe forever.
Buzz: Woody, you're not a collector's item. You're a child's plaything. You... are... A TOY!
Woody: For how much longer? One more rip, and Andy's done with me. And what do I do then, Buzz? Huh? You tell me!
Buzz: Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being loved by a kid. And I traveled all this way to rescue that toy, because I believed him.
Woody: Well, you wasted your time.
Buzz: Let's go, everyone.
Slinky: What about Woody?
Buzz: He's not coming with us.
Rex: But Andy's coming home tonight.
Buzz: Then we'd better make sure we're there waiting for him.
[the other toys make their way back to the vent]
Woody: I don't have a choice, Buzz. This is my only chance.
Buzz: To do what, Woody? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? Some life.

Woody: [after seeing a human boy hugging him on the set of "Woody's Roundup"] What am I doing? Buzz! Wait! Wait!
Prospector: Woody, where are you going?
Woody: You're right, Prospector. I can't stop Andy from growing up... but I wouldn't miss it for the world. [runs to the heat duct]
Prospector: No!

[right when the Prospector is out of his box, he screws the heat duct back in place to prevent the rest of the gang's escape]
Jessie: Prospector?!
Woody: You're outta your box!
Prospector: I tried reasoning with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures. [taps his axe onto the remote, turning off the TV]
Woody: Wait a minute, you turned on the TV last night, not Jessie!
Prospector: Look, we have an eternity to spend together at the museum. Let's not start by pointing fingers, shall we?
Woody: You really are Stinky Pete, aren't you?
Jessie: Prospector, this isn't fair!
Prospector: Fair? I'll tell you what's not fair: Spending a lifetime on a dime-store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, finally my waiting has paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now! [throws his box back into his display case]
Woody: Buzz! Help, Buzz! Guys!
Prospector: It's too late, Woody! That silly Buzz Lightweight can't help you.
Woody: His name is Buzz Lightyear!
Prospector: Whatever. I've always hated those upstart space toys. [climbs back into his box]

Zurg: Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won!
Buzz: I'll never give in! You killed my father!
Zurg: No, Buzz. I am your father!
Buzz: NO!

Voice on Airport: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading... No parking.
[The truck parks on the white zone]
Rex: Guys, we can't park here! It's a white zone!
Aliens: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
Voice on Airport: Final boarding call...
Buzz Lightyear: There he is!
[They spot Al]
Voice on Airport: For Far East Airlines flight 451 to Tokyo. All confirmed passengers with boarding passes must board at this time.
[Buzz sees some pet carriers inside the airport which give him an idea]
Voice on Airport: Passenger Twitch, passenger Leon Twitch, please pick up...
[A second later, the pet carrier is moving with Buzz's feet walking into the airport]
Aliens: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
Mr. Potato Head: Will you just leave me alone?
Rex: Oh! Someone's coming!
[Buzz stops walking and drops the pet carrier as a little girl approaches it]
Girl: Ooh, a puppy!
Slinky Dog: Uh, bark-bark-bark-bark. Bark, bark-bark-bark-bark-bark.
[Girl screams and runs away. Buzz gives Slinky a thumbs up for preventing the girl from discovering them. Al is talking to an airport clerk and doesn't notice the pet carrier walking past him and onto the conveyor belt]
Al McWhiggin: Listen, fly boy, the contents of that case... are worth more than you make in a year! You got that, sport? You be careful!
Airport Clerk: I understand, sir.
Al McWhiggin: Do you have a "fragile" sticker or something you can put on that? 'Cause I know what goes on back there.
Airport Clerk: Don't worry, sir.
Al McWhiggin: I had a box of cookies once that came back as crumbs!

[last lines]
Buzz: You still worried?
Woody: About Andy? Nah. It'll be fun while it lasts.
Buzz: I'm proud of you, cowboy.
Woody: Besides, when it all ends, I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company. For infinity and beyond.

Taglines

  • The Toys Are Back!
  • The Toys Are Back In Town!

Cast

Cameos

External links

Encyclopedic article on Toy Story 2 on Wikipedia

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  Films     Toy Story  (1995) · Toy Story 2  (1999) · Toy Story 3  (2010) · Toy Story 4  (2019)  
  Spin‑offs     Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins  (2000) · Lightyear  (2022)  
  Shorts     Hawaiian Vacation  (2011) · Small Fry  (2011) · Partysaurus Rex  (2012)  
  Television     Buzz Lightyear of Star Command  (2000–2001) · Toy Story of Terror!  (2013) · Toy Story That Time Forgot  (2014)  
  Musical     Toy Story: The Musical  (2008)  
  Characters     Sheriff Woody · Buzz Lightyear · Jessie