Buzz Lightyear of Star Command

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Buzz Lightyear of Star Command (2000-2001) is an American animated science fiction/adventure/comedy series produced by Walt Disney Television, which follows the adventures of space ranger Buzz Lightyear, who first appeared in Toy Story.



The Torque Armada [1.1][edit]

Gravitina [1.2][edit]

XL [1.3][edit]

Little Secrets [1.4][edit]

Grub: Um, let's see, uh... I blew up your orbitron regulator so you'll crash into capital planet and I destroyed your power supply so you can't correct your orbit and... oh yeah! And I shrunk your commander's space suit.

Inside Job [1.5][edit]

NOS-4-A2 [1.6][edit]

The Planet Destroyer [1.7][edit]

The Beasts of Karn [1.8][edit]

Tag Team [1.9][edit]

Buzz: You said you couldn't leave without me!
Warp: That's right, I couldn't. Because I can't drive a stick.
Buzz: Oh...

The Main Event [1.10][edit]

The Return of XL [1.11][edit]

Lost in Time [1.12][edit]

Robot Buzz: To infin-Bzzzzzzz...! To infinity and be-FEEEEEEEE...!
Buzz: [fixes it] Well, let's see, this should do it...
Robot Buzz: To infinity, and more infinity!
Buzz: A thousand years, and this is the best they could do?

Strange Invasion [1.13][edit]

The Taking of PC-7 [1.14][edit]

Mindwarp [1.15][edit]

Mira's Wedding [1.16][edit]

Panic on Bathyos [1.17][edit]

Shiv Katall [1.18][edit]

Rookie of the Year [1.19][edit]

Stress Test [1.20][edit]

Dr. Animus: [giving Buzz a Rorschach test] Now, tell me, what do you see?
Buzz: Zurg.
Dr. Animus: How about this one?
Buzz: Zurg.
Dr. Animus: And this one?
Buzz: Zurg.
Dr. Animus: [holds up a picture of Mira] How about this, Buzz?
Buzz: That's Ranger Nova. She's happy, cause we got Zurg's pen!

Zurg: Hold your fire! Don't damage the HYPER DEATH RAY!

Buzz: [jumping up and down] Hey, Zurg! You really tick me off, you know that? You make me angry! VERY ANGRY! VERY, VERY ANGRY!
Zurg: You DO need a vacation.

A Zoo Out There [1.21][edit]

Buzz: You've pulled some evil deeds in the past-
Mira: But kidnapping innocent politicians?
Zurg: Innocent politicians? Don't be oxymoronic. I'd never do something so... so obvious.

Root of Evil [1.22][edit]

Super Nova [1.23][edit]

Downloaded [1.24][edit]

The Plasma Monster [1.25][edit]

Wirewolf [1.26][edit]

XR: So I hear you have an energy vampire. [whispers] Hey, just between us robots, where are the good hiding places on this berg?
Sentry: Eh, air ducts four through seven, but you didn't hear it from me.

The Crawling Flesh [1.27][edit]

Dirty Work [1.28][edit]

The Slayer [1.29][edit]

The Lightyear Factor [1.30][edit]

Clone Rangers [1.31][edit]

Bunzel Fever [1.32][edit]

Rescue Mission [1.33][edit]

Devolutionaries [1.34][edit]

Head Case [1.35][edit]

The Yukari Imprint [1.36][edit]

The Shape Stealer [1.37][edit]

Star Crossed [1.38][edit]

Haunted Moon [1.39][edit]

Star Smasher [1.40][edit]

Stranger Invasion [1.41][edit]

Zurg: Lower it!
Grub: Lower what, Sir?
Zurg: IT! IT! D'oh, you know! The crystallic self-perpetuating breeder construction core! And can't you come up with a shorter word for it? Like "Evil Takeover Thingy"?
Grub: In test markets, four out of five victims surveyed were more frightened by big words.
Zurg: Fine, fine, fine. Let the suits have their way... for now.

Zurg: No, no, no! How many times have we been through this?! We've got to learn from our mistakes! There will be no air ducts big enough for hero-sized people to crawl through! It's just asking for trouble.

Zurg: Buzz, I am your father.
Buzz: [shocked] What?
Zurg: [strikes him] Psych! Made you look, you dimwit!

Eye of the Tempest [1.42][edit]

Revenge of the Monsters [1.43][edit]

Lone Wolf [1.44][edit]

Planet of the Lost [1.45][edit]

Revenge of the Raenoks [1.46][edit]

Enemy Without a Face [1.47][edit]

The Starthought [1.48][edit]

Millennial Bugs [1.49][edit]

Conspiracy [1.50][edit]

At Large on a Small Planet [1.51][edit]

Sunquake [1.52][edit]

Good Ol' Buzz [1.53][edit]

First Missions [1.54][edit]

Large Target [1.55][edit]

War, and Peace and War [1.56][edit]

Return to Karn [1.57][edit]

Speed Trap [1.58][edit]

Buzz: Rangers XR and Mira, meet the Porcelons.
[The Porcelons resemble walking toilets]
Porcelon: Well, greetings to you both. It is a pleasure.
Buzz: Rangers? Cat got your tongue?
Mira: Uh... uh... no, no, n-not at all. Just, I'm feeling a little flushed- uh, I mean, uh, oh craters!
XR: Mira! Please, sir, you'll have to excuse her potty mouth.
Porcelon: Sir, are you insulting us?!
Buzz: Mira, XR! Put a lid on it!
Porcelon: Why, you are insulting us!
Buzz: No, please, Mr. ambassador, we meant no disrespect.
Booster: [comes in] Sorry I'm late. The restroom on this floor was broken. [sees Porcelon ambassador] Oh, thank goodness!
Buzz, Mira and XR: BOOSTER, NO!
[sound of toilet flushing as the flashback ends]

Holiday Time [1.59][edit]

Opposites Attract [1.60][edit]

Ancient Evil [1.61][edit]

42 [1.62][edit]


External links[edit]

Encyclopedic article on Buzz Lightyear of Star Command on Wikipedia

  Films     Toy Story  (1995) · Toy Story 2  (1999) · Toy Story 3  (2010) · Toy Story 4  (2019)  
  Spin‑offs     Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins  (2000) · Lightyear  (2022)  
  Shorts     Hawaiian Vacation  (2011) · Small Fry  (2011) · Partysaurus Rex  (2012)  
  Television     Buzz Lightyear of Star Command  (2000–2001) · Toy Story of Terror!  (2013) · Toy Story That Time Forgot  (2014)  
  Musical     Toy Story: The Musical  (2008)  
  Characters     Sheriff Woody · Buzz Lightyear · Jessie