Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins

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Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins is a 2000 Disney animated direct-to-video film that acts as a pilot to the television series Buzz Lightyear of Star Command. Canonically this movie inspired the existence of the Buzz Lightyear toyline that exists in the Pixar film series Toy Story.

Quotes[edit]

Buzz Lightyear: This diabolical plot can only be the work of the sworm enemy of the Galatic Alliance - Evil Emperor Zurg!
Warp Darkmatter: What plot?! You think Zurg is behind every kitten stuck up a tree!
Buzz Lightyear: The fiend! Why can't he leave kitty-cats out of his nefarious schemes?

Evil Emperor Zurg: Prepare to die, Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz Lightyear: Not today, Zurg!

Evil Emperor Zurg: A delightful blend of man and machine... with just a naughty touch of lingonberry! I shall call you... Agent Z!
Agent Z: That's stupid.
Evil Emperor Zurg: [Enraged] My mother used to call me that!
Brain Pod #29: You know, he really, really likes that name!
Grub: Yes, he's been saving it for one of his most evil henchmen.
Agent Z: [Trying to placate Zurg] Agent Z, love it! Especially the whole "Z" thing!

Buzz Lightyear: I have a feeling that Zurg is planning his most diabolical scheme yet.

[cuts to Planet Z and Zurg]

Evil Emperor Zurg: This is my most diabolical scheme yet! Assuming that the freakshow known as "my staff" can do one! Thing! RIGHT?!

Evil Emperor Zurg: If you want something turned evil, turn it evil yourself. That's what Nana Zurg always used to say to me, and she was plenty evil.

[the Evil Emperor Zurg's new mind control ray is a sucess]

Evil Emperor Zurg: Another planet and it's mine! I'm not the man who knows the man! I AM the man!
Brain Pod #29: Uh, about that raise...?
Evil Emperor Zurg: Please. Once I enslave the universe, I won't need the likes of you. It'll be all Zurg, all the time! 24-7! Zurgie heaven!

XR: You know, the guy's supposed to be some kind of evil genius, and best he can come up with is a ventriloquist act. What's next, evil juggling?

Booster: The Space Ranger Manual says "No Ranger is allowed to go on a mission without a partner." I think it's Section 6, Sub-section Delta.
Buzz Lightyear: Actually, it's Section 6, Sub-section Gamma.
XR: He's right, big guy, Sub-section Delta's the dress code. Incidentally, why can't we have nose rings?
Buzz Lightyear: Because nose rings are for punks, little mister!
Mira Nova: Well if you can go out without a partner, I don't see why XR can't have a nose ring.
XR: Hey, I was just asking a question, I'm not the one getting a nose ring.
Booster: Then, who's getting a nose ring? [Gasps] That's why Buzz wants to ditch us!

Warp Darkmatter/Agent Z: [After revealing his identity as Agent Z to Buzz] My name's DARKmatter; who's surprised here?

Voice Cast[edit]

Andy's Room[edit]

Cameos of Andy's Room[edit]

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