Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins

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Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins is a 2000 Disney animated direct-to-video film that acts as a pilot to the television series Buzz Lightyear of Star Command. Canonically this movie inspired the existence of the Buzz Lightyear toyline that exists in the Pixar film series Toy Story.

Buzz Lightyear[edit]

  • To infinity and beyond!


  • You know, the guy's supposed to be some kind of evil genius, and best he can come up with is a ventriloquist act. What's next, evil juggling?

Evil Emperor Zurg[edit]

  • If you want something turned evil, turn it evil yourself. That's what Nana Zurg always used to say to me, and she was plenty evil.
  • [To Brain Pod #13] You're telling me my plan? I already know my plan, I made up the plan, its MY plan. [Enraged] What I don't know is how close you are to accomplishing my plan!
  • No! My plan! My galaxy! [Zurg's Lackey: Uni-mind wave impact in three seconds!] Curse you, Buzz Lightyear!

Warp Darkmatter/Agent Z[edit]

  • [After revealing his identity as Agent Z to Buzz] My name's DARKmatter; who's surprised here?


Warp Darkmatter: Now, you’re just trying to freak us out.
Buzz Lightyear: No, it’s my worst fear come true.
Warp Darkmatter: Here we go.
Buzz Lightyear: This diabolical plot can only be the work of the sworm enemy of the Galactic Alliance - Evil Emperor Zurg!
Warp Darkmatter: What PLOT?! You think Zurg is behind every kitten stuck up a tree!?
Buzz Lightyear: The fiend! Why can't he leave kitty-cats out of his nefarious schemes?
Warp Darkmatter: All I know is, we searched half the Zeta Quadrant to find the missing LGMs, and what did we find? A lot of nothing! There's something really bad behind me, isn't there?

Evil Emperor Zurg: Prepare to die, Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz Lightyear: Not today, Zurg!

Evil Emperor Zurg: A delightful blend of man and machine... with just a naughty touch of lingonberry! I shall call you... Agent Z!
Agent Z: That's stupid.
Evil Emperor Zurg: [Enraged] My mother used to call me that!
Brain Pod #29: You know, he really, really likes that name!
Grub: Yes, he's been saving it for a very evil henchmen.
Agent Z: [Trying to placate Zurg] Agent Z, love it! Especially the whole "Z" thing!
Evil Emperor Zurg: And - and - and you know what? We'll save a fortune on monograming!

Buzz Lightyear: I have a feeling that Zurg is planning his most diabolical scheme yet.

[cuts to Planet Z and Zurg]

Evil Emperor Zurg: This is my most diabolical scheme yet! Assuming that the freakshow known as "my staff" can do one! Thing! RIGHT?!

[XR interrupts a meeting to explains a plan about how Star Command should enter a time-share scheme with Zurg for control of the Universe]
Commander Nebula: Sweet mother of Venus, what did you do to him?!
LGM #1: We...err...fixed him.
LGM #2: Yeah.. I think.

[the Evil Emperor Zurg's new mind control ray is a sucess]

Evil Emperor Zurg: Another planet and it's mine! I'm not the man who knows the man! I AM the man!
Brain Pod #29: Uh, about that raise...?
Evil Emperor Zurg: Please. Once I enslave the universe, I won't need the likes of you. It'll be all Zurg, all the time! 24-7! Zurgie heaven!

XR: You know, as a robot, I'm not susceptible to mind control so this really isn't an issue for me!
Mira Nova: It'll be your issue when they tear you apart and sell you for scrap!

Buzz Lightyear: I must pause for a moment in honour of my ship.
XR: Oh please Buzz, it was just a hunk of metal!
Mira Nova: Ok, and you are...?
XR: In need of some personal space.

Booster: The Space Ranger Manual says "No Ranger is allowed to go on a mission without backup." I think it's Section 6, Sub-section Delta.
Buzz Lightyear: Actually, it's Section 6, Sub-section Gamma.
XR: He's right, big guy, Sub-section Delta's the dress code. Incidentally, why can't we have nose rings?
Buzz Lightyear: Because nose rings are for punks, little mister!
Mira Nova: Well, if you can take on Zurg alone, I don't see why XR can't get a nose ring.
XR: I was just asking a question, I'm not the one getting a nose ring.
Booster: Then, who's getting a nose ring? [Gasps] That's why Buzz wants to ditch us!
Buzz Lightyear: I'm not getting a nose ring! Nobody's getting a nose ring! IT'S AGAINST THE RULES!

[Booster lands on Warp Darkmatter after being ejected from the Alpha 1]

Warp Darkmatter: Aren't you the janitor?
Booster: Yep
Warp Darkmatter: Oh, this is gonna be great for my rep!

Voice cast[edit]

Andy's Room[edit]

External links[edit]

Encyclopedic article on Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins at Wikipedia

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  Films     Toy Story  (1995) · Toy Story 2  (1999) · Toy Story 3  (2010) · Toy Story 4  (2018)  
  Spin‑offs     Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins  (2000)  
  Shorts     Hawaiian Vacation  (2011) · Small Fry  (2011) · Partysaurus Rex  (2012)  
  Television     Buzz Lightyear of Star Command  (2000–2001) · Toy Story of Terror!  (2013) · Toy Story That Time Forgot  (2014)  
  Musical     Toy Story: The Musical  (2008)  
  Characters     Sheriff Woody · Buzz Lightyear · Jessie