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CatDog is an American animated television series that aired from April 4, 1998 until June 15, 2005 on Nickelodeon. The series depicts the life of conjoined brothers, with one half being a cat and the other a dog.

Season 1[edit]

Dog Gone / All You Can't Eat [1.1][edit]

Dog: I got your postcard: "Dear Dog, Wish you were here. Cat."
Cat: I meant every word!

Rancid Rabbit: How many times do I have to tell you? No shirts, no shoes, [grabs CatDog] no CatDog!

Mr. Depot: [after he comes into the joint and sees CatDog making a mess] Ahem! What's going on here?!
Rancid Rabbit: Well, Mr. Depot, what an unexpected pleasure.
Mr. Depot: Can it, Rabbit! [As some taco seasoning sprays on him he walks towards him fuming] This place is a pigsty! You call yourself a manager?! Look at you! [rips the manager sign off of Rancid]
Rancid Rabbit: [crying over being fired]
Mr. Depot: You're eating all my profits! Here, kid. [Places the sign on Dunglap] You're the new manager.
Dunglap: [saluting] Yes, sir! Your, uh, taco-ness!

Flea or Die! / CatDog Food [1.2][edit]

[Everybody at the beach is wearing a flea belt]
Cat: What is going on here? Everybody's wearing those ugly belts!
Mr. Sunshine: No belt?

The Island / All You Need is Lube [1.3][edit]

Lube: You are an honorable cat that deserves much respect. And since you save-ed my life, I will be your honorable servant. [kisses him]
Cat: Ew.

Shriek Loves Dog / Work Force [1.4][edit]

Dog: Your licking days are over, Dunglap! You're fired!
Cat: You can't fire Dunglap! He's our best friend!
Dog: Oh. Then, you're fired too!

Diamond Fever / The Pet [1.5][edit]

Cat: I went through all this for...
Dog: Rock candy! I love rock candy! Let's go find some more!

Party Animal / Mush, Dog, Mush! [1.6][edit]

Armed and Dangerous / Fistful of Mail! [1.7][edit]

Pumped / Dummy Dummy [1.8][edit]

Cat: [shocked to see that Dog has huge muscles] H-h-how can it be?! I do all the work, he gets all the bulk?! Why, why, why?! It's not fair!

Cat: Oh, Dog…
Dog: Yes, Cat?
Cat: Look at you, the definition. You are ripped. You are cut like a diamond!
Dog: Why, uh, thank you, Cat.
Cat: Why, you're just about big enough to teach those Greaser Dogs some respect.
Dog: As in, "fight them?" I don't believe in violence.
Cat: Oh, no, no, no, no, of course not. You kidding? I'm just talking about a… peaceful deterrent like our nuclear arsenal.
Dog: I don't think so.

Squirrel Dog / Brother's Day [1.9][edit]

Winslow: You guys make me nauseous.
Cat: Nauseous? We'll show you nauseous. Hey Dog? How about a little tag team...
CatDog: Wrestling! [they close in on Winslow evilly]
Winslow: No, no, let's just keep cool, fellows, huh? Hey, take my wallet. I don't want any trouble. No hey, here's some CatDog nip. Hey settle down. Oh, take my credit cards. Ow! Ow!
Dog: Looks like curtains for the little blue guy!

Escape From the Deep End / The Collector [1.10][edit]

Cat: Rules are the backbone for a civilized community pool.
Dog: Rules are for fools!

Full Moon Fever / War of the CatDog [1.11][edit]

CatDog's End / Siege on Fort CatDog [1.12][edit]

Cat: I'm an idiot. I'm a fool, Dog. Listen, if I only have 9 lives, let me live them as a CatDog. CatDog now, CatDog tomorrow, CatDog forever!
Dog: CatDog forever!
Cat: Come here, you. Ooh, I love this guy!

Safety Dog / Dog Come Home! [1.13][edit]

Nightmare / CatDogPig [1.14][edit]

New Neighbors / Dead Weight [1.15][edit]

Neferkitty / Curiosity Almost Killed the Cat [1.16][edit]

Home is Where the Dirt is / New Leash on Life [1.17][edit]

Just Say CatDog Sent Ya / Dog's Strange Condition [1.18][edit]

Smarter than the Average Dog / CatDog Doesn't Live Here Anymore [1.19][edit]

All About Cat / Trespassing [1.20][edit]

Season 2[edit]

Send in the CatDog / Fishing for Trouble / Fetch [2.1][edit]

The Lady is a Shriek / Dog the Mighty [2.2][edit]

Hail the Great Meow Woof / Battle of the Bands [2.3][edit]

Adventures in Greaser Sitting / The Cat Club / Cat Diggety Dog [2.4][edit]

Climb Every CatDog / Canine Mutiny [2.5][edit]

[When Dunglap reaches the top of the mountain before CatDog...]
Reporter Bird: And we have just gotten word that the mayor has renamed the mountain... "Dunglap's Peak"!
Cat: [horrified] "Dunglap's... Peak"?! [starts crying] But I wanted it to be renamed "Cat Mountain"...!!! [bawls hysterically]
Dog: Cat, look at the bright side. Mindy isn't better than you anymore. Dunglap is.
[Cat bawls even harder.]

Fred the Flying Fish / CatDog Divided [2.6][edit]

The Unnatural / Dog Ate It / Dopes on Slopes [2.7][edit]

Spaced Out / Nine Lives [2.8][edit]

Dem Bones / Winslow's Home Videos / You're Fired [2.9][edit]

Dog: Say it, Cat! Say it!
Cat: [sighs] Full speed ahead, Sailor Dog.
Dog: Aye, aye, Captain Cat!

Showdown at Hole 18 / Sneezie Dog [2.10][edit]

It's a Wonderful Half Life / Shepherd Dog [2.11][edit]

Surfin' CatDog / Guess Who's Going to Be Dinner! [2.12][edit]

Dog Power / It's a Jungle in Here! [2.13][edit]

Cat: Oh-ho-ho-ho, I'm rich! I'm rich! And I'll be rich FOREVER!

The House of CatDog / CatDog Campers [2.14][edit]

Let the Games Begin / Winslow Falls in Love [2.15][edit]

Extra! Extra! / CatDog Squared [2.16][edit]

A Very CatDog Christmas [2.17][edit]

Royal Dog / Springtime for CatDog [2.18][edit]

A Dog Ate My Homework / The End [2.19][edit]

Cliff's Little Secret / Freak Show [2.20][edit]

Season 3[edit]

Sumo Enchanted Evening / Hotel CatDog [3.1][edit]

Rodeo CatDog / Teeth for Two [3.2][edit]

Sweet and Lola / Rich Shriek, Poor Shriek [3.3][edit]

CatDogula [3.4][edit]

Remain Seated / CatDog Catcher [3.5][edit]

Talkin' Turkey [3.6][edit]

Shriek on Ice / No Thanks for the Memories [3.7][edit]

CatDog 3001 / Cloudbursting [3.8][edit]

Fire Dog / Dog Show [3.9][edit]

The Geekers / The Golden Hydrant [3.10][edit]

Lube in Love / Picture This [3.11][edit]

Stunt CatDog / Greasers in the Mist [3.12][edit]

Doo Wop Diggety / CatDogumentary [3.13][edit]

Kooky Prank Day / Back to School [3.14][edit]

Monster Truck Folly / CatDog's Gold [3.15][edit]

Silents Please! / Gorilla My Dreams [3.16][edit]

Seeing Eye Dog / Beware of Cliff [3.17][edit]

Rinky Dinks / Hypno-Teased [3.18][edit]

CatDog Candy / Movin' on Up [3.19][edit]

New Cat in Town / CatDog's Booty [3.20][edit]

Season 4[edit]

CatDog and the Great Parent Mystery [4.1-3][edit]

Cat: Oh mama.
Dog: Oh pop!
CatDog's Dad: Will this love fest ever stop?
CatDog's Mom: Did I mention we're your ever loving parents?
All: Crazy nutty goofy laughing wiggly parents!
[Camera snaps one final shot of CatDog and their Parents before fading out]

Harasslin' Match / Dog the Not-So-Mighty [4.4][edit]

Mean Bob, We Hardly Knew Ye / CatDog in Winslowland [4.5][edit]

Cat Gone Bad / The Old CatDog and the Sea [4.6][edit]

Cone Dog / The Ballad of Ol' 159 [4.7][edit]

Vexed of Kin / Meat, Dog's Friends [4.8][edit]

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