Disaster Movie

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Disaster Movie is a 2008 comedy film.

Not another shallow Hollywood movie. (taglines)

Dialogue[edit]

Enchanted Princess: Where am I? What is this enchanting place? [gets hit by a taxi]

Beautiful Assassin: You can control the bullet to go wherever you want.
Paulie Bleeker: [singing] Juney, why don't you have... [Calvin shoots him; the crowd gasps]

Amy Winehouse: You don't want to mess with a girl straight outta rehab!

Alvin: Is that the best you got, pussy?!

Iron Man: I am Iron Man! (gets hit by a falling cow)

Carrie Bradshaw: That your feet?
Juney: Yes. And this is my baby's foot.

Hancock: Aw, hell, no. I'm outta here.

Taglines[edit]

  • Not another shallow Hollywood movie.
  • Better get off quick.
  • Al Gore was right.
  • Your favorite movies are going to be destroyed.
  • Mother !@#?*% Nature.
  • Rock on!
  • Destroying the summer... one movie at a time.
  • Prepare to die... laughing.
  • The End Is Coming, August 29

Cast[edit]

External links[edit]

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