Disaster Movie is a 2008 comedy film.
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- Enchanted Princess: Where am I? What is this enchanting place? [gets hit by a taxi]
- Beautiful Assassin: You can control the bullet to go wherever you want.
- Paulie Bleeker: [singing] Juney, why don't you have... [Calvin shoots him; the crowd gasps]
- Amy Winehouse: You don't want to mess with a girl straight outta rehab!
- Alvin: Is that the best you got, pussy?!
- Iron Man: I am Iron Man! (gets hit by a falling cow)
- Carrie Bradshaw: That your feet?
- Juney: Yes. And this is my baby's foot.
- Hancock: Aw, hell, no. I'm outta here.
- Not another shallow Hollywood movie.
- Better get off quick.
- Al Gore was right.
- Your favorite movies are going to be destroyed.
- Mother !@#?*% Nature.
- Rock on!
- Destroying the summer... one movie at a time.
- Prepare to die... laughing.
- The End Is Coming, August 29
- Matt Lanter - Will
- Vanessa Minnillo - Amy
- Nicole Parker - Enchanted Princess/Amy Winehouse/Jessica Simpson
- Crista Flanagan - Juney/Hannah Montana
- Gary "G Thang" Johnson - Calvin
- Kim Kardashian - Lisa
- Ike Barinholtz - Policeman/Wolf/Anton Chigurh/Hellboy/Batman/Beowulf/Prince Caspian
- Carmen Electra - Beautiful Assassin
- Tony Cox - Indiana Jones
- Tad Hilgenbrink - Prince Edwin
- Nick Steele - Underwear Model
- Jason Boegh - Carrie Bradshaw
- John Di Domenico - Dr. Phil/The Guru Shitka
- Abe Spigner - Flavor Flav
- Christopher Johnson - Michael Jackson
- Jared S. Eddo - Speed Racer
- Yoshio Iizuka - Kung Fu Panda
- Jonas Neal - Justin Timberlake
- Jacob Tolano Wood - Bruce Banner
- Roland Kickinger - The Incredible Hulk
- Walter Harris - Hancock
- Gerrard Fachinni - Iron Man
- Johnny Rock - Male Enchanted Princess
- Devin Crittenden - Paulie Bleeker
- Noah Harpster - Seth
- Austin Michael Scott - McLover