I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander.
I think we should do it the easy way, don't you Spike?
That'll be last night's curry. I'm the same, I got a bum like the Japanese flag.
The persuader's alive, Spike!
The booty's in the booty.
[Talking to Roddy while going to the Toad] So you're from Up Top, eh? I-- I used to work in a laboratory Up Top. Yeah. Big shampoo job. I-- I was dark grey when we started. Yeah. Still, it cleared up me dandruff! [laughs, snorts]
I kept me legs straight, Spike!
Keep your legs straight!
Focused. Cable-centric, boss.
Would that be port or starboard, Spike?
Scrabble! [laughs, snort]
I saw an opportunity and I seized it.
You shouldn't sneak up on people. It's not polite.
The Toad: Where are those idiots? [to his tadpoles] It's so hard to get hope these days, my boys. Yes, that's right. [The Toad speaks in a baby voice] Oh, come on out, my lovelies. Cheer your old dad up. Poor Daddy, surrounded by flithy rats in this joyless, sunless void! But don't worry, my little men. Daddy will get rid of them all! He will. They'll all be deady-weady. [The Toad kisses the jar, and his tadpoles hug their daddy from inside. Spike and Whitey arrive. The Toad hides his jar, but still has his baby voice.] Did you find it?
The Toad: [snaps out of it] Did you find it?
Spike: Well, we got most of it, boss. [He and Whitey show The Toad pices of the ruby. The Toad knocks it out of their paws]
The Toad: Forget the ruby! It's the master cable that I want. The one that grubby creature Rita took.
Spike, Whitey: Oh!
The Toad: Without it, my plan is ruined!
Spike: Okay, chief. Forget the ruby. Ruby's gone. See? See? Moving on. We are now your cable guys.
Whitey: Focused. Cable-centric, boss.
The Toad: You need to be back in time for the World Cup Final.
Spike: Oh, great! Are we watching the game together, boss?
The Toad: [gets more angry]JUST GET THE CABLE!
[The Toad throws Spike and Whitey outside]
Whitey: Keep your legs straight!
Tadpole: Is this the glorious amphibian dawn, dad?
The Toad: Anything for you, my little man.
Tadpole: Can I have a pony?
The Toad: No.
Tadpole: A puppy?
The Toad: We'll talk about it. [Suddenly, all of the tadpoles in the tank start clamoring for a puppy] No! You can't all have puppies, please! Daddy's working!