Flushed Away

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Flushed Away (2006) is a British-American computer-animated film directed by David Bowers and Sam Fell.

Roddy St. James[edit]

  • This wacko has been chasing after me!
  • I'm being attacked by a madwoman! She's got crayons!
  • When the cats away, the mice will play!
  • Feeling a little tongue-tied?

Rita Malone[edit]

  • What are you, some kind of rat boomerang?!
  • Oi! Kermit!
  • Go, go, purple custard!


  • Careful, mate! Those aren't chocolate buttons!
  • I would not do that if I was you, pal. Let me lay this out for you: this place is mine now. Sid says, "Jump!", you say, "How high?". Hey-hey! Comprende?
  • You plonker! Think I don't know a toilet when I see one?
  • [before flushing Roddy down the toilet] Bon voyage, me old cream cracker!
  • What a loo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooser!
  • [When Roddy is dragging him towards the toilet] No, please don't flush me, Roddy! I can't survive down there! I've gone soft!

The Toad[edit]

  • Huzzah! A man of quality!
  • Pardon me. My fly's undone.
  • Amusing?
  • I said you'd find it diverting. Not amusing!
  • Ice him! Ice them both!
  • Let's see if there's anything good in the fridge.
  • Prepare to meet your maker... your ice maker. [cackling evilly]
  • [To Spike and Whitey] Faster, you idiots! They're escaping!
  • You incompetent cheese-eaters! You let them escape?!
  • [Growls] Do I have to do everything myself?
  • You wretched vermin! I'll make you pay for this!


  • Rita, Rita, Rita. [Evil Laugh] You thought you give us a slip? [slips down on Jammy Dodger] Keep still, Connie! Right!
  • [giggles] Okay, are we going to do it the easy way, or the hard way?
  • Right! Rip 'em up, lads!
  • It's in here somewhere! I can feel it in me guts!
  • Alright! Alright! It's time to bring out... the Persuader. [The Persuader chomps a nut]
  • [As himself] Your choice, mate. You can talk now or you can talk later. Ain't that right, Persuader? [As the Persuader] Yeah, but in a much higher voice!
  • [As the Persuader] You'll be singing like a tea kettle. [As himself] [laughs] Good one, Persuader.
  • Come on, then. Spit it out!
  • Blimey, it's cold!
  • Hit men don't wear mittens! Take them off! You're embarrassing me.
  • Keep your legs straight when you hit the water!
  • Target at twelve o'clock!
  • You look pretty ridiculous now, Millicent.
  • Enough games. To the ratmobiles!
  • There they are! Go get them, lads!
  • Danger is my middle name.
  • Any last requests?


  • I'm upset now.
  • I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander.
  • I think we should do it the easy way, don't you Spike?
  • That'll be last night's curry. I'm the same, I got a bum like the Japanese flag.
  • The persuader's alive, Spike!
  • The booty's in the booty.
  • [Talking to Roddy while going to the Toad] So you're from Up Top, eh? I-- I used to work in a laboratory Up Top. Yeah. Big shampoo job. I-- I was dark grey when we started. Yeah. Still, it cleared up me dandruff! [laughs, snorts]
  • I kept me legs straight, Spike!
  • Keep your legs straight!
  • Focused. Cable-centric, boss.
  • Would that be port or starboard, Spike?
  • Scrabble! [laughs, snort]
  • I saw an opportunity and I seized it.
  • You shouldn't sneak up on people. It's not polite.
  • I thought it was Lesley.

Le Frog[edit]

  • [First line, when the Toad sternly notes he is late] Fashionably late, my annoying English cousin. I know no other way.
  • Forgive me, my warty English cousin, but this bizarre obsession with the rats; it is not good for you. You are becoming what we French call... "Le Fruitcake!"
  • I find everyone's pain funny but my own. I'm French!
  • [On the Toad] He's cuckoo, but family.
  • I have triumphed! You stupid English, with your Yorkshire puddings and your chips and fish!
  • Give it a rest, cousin! And get your kids a puppy!
  • You're going to pay for that, my little chocalate croissant. But first, a word from our sponser. [Clicks his fingers] Marcel?


Tadpole: Is this the glorious amphibian dawn, dad?
The Toad: Anything for you, my little man.
Tadpole: Can I have a pony?
The Toad: No.
Tadpole: A puppy?
The Toad: We'll talk about it. [Suddenly, all of the tadpoles in the tank start clamoring for a puppy] No! You can't all have puppies, please! Daddy's working!
Lady: Feed the flies! Tuppence a bag!


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