My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

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My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is an animated television series based on the My Little Pony franchise. The series focuses on the unicorn (turned ALICORN) Twilight Sparkle and her adventures with the other residents of her hometown of Ponyville, as she studies friendship by decree of the Equestrian ruler, Princess Celestia.


Season 1 (2010-11)
Season 2 (2011-12)
Season 3 (2012-13)
Season 4 (2013-14)
Season 5 (2015)
Season 6 (2016)
Season 7 (2017)


Equestria Girls (2013)[edit]

Sunset Shimmer: [In a Youtube Poop esque video about Twilight] Twilight Sparkle wants to be your Fall Formal Princess. But what does it say about our school if we give someone like this...such an important honor?

Twilight Sparkle: You see—
Pinkie Pie: (rapid fire) You’re from an alternate world and you’re a pony princess there and the crown actually has a magical element embedded in it that helps power up other magical elements and without it they don’t work anymore and you need them to help protect your magical world, and if you don’t get the crown tonight, you’ll be stuck in this world and you won’t be able to get back for like, a really, really long time! [squee]
(Twilight's jaw drops, Spike's jaw also drops.)
Rainbow Dash: Yeah. I’m pretty sure that isn’t the reason.
Spike: Nope, she’s pretty much spot on.
Rarity: HE CAN TALK?!?!
Spike: Oh, yeah. And back where I come from, I’m not even a dog! I’m a ferocious, fire-breathing dragon!
Fluttershy: (Shoves Rarity aside)! Tell me, what are you thinking right now?
(She smiles widely; Rarity's jaw drops.)
Spike: Sure would love a scratch behind the old ears.
Rarity: Gah...
Spike: Uh...maybe later.
Twilight Sparkle: How did you know all that?
Pinkie Pie: Just a hunch.

(Last lines; after Twilight runs into Pony Flash Sentry)
Twilight Sparkle: Who is that?
Princess Cadence: He’s a new member of the castle guard. Flash Sentry, I think. Why? Do you know him?
Twilight: Not exactly.
Applejack: Ooooh, somepony’s got a crush on the new guy!
Twilight Sparkle: No. No, I don’t.
Rarity: (gasps) She does! She absolutely does!
Twilight Sparkle: Don’t be ridiculous. I don’t even know him. He just—
Pinkie Pie: (rapid fire) Totally reminds you of a guy you met in the other world who played guitar and was in a band and helped prove you didn’t destroy all the decorations for a big dance, so you could still run for Princess of the big dance, and then asked you to dance at that dance, Right?!
(Long pause)
Twilight Sparkle: How did you know that?
Pinkie Pie: Just a hunch.

Rainbow Rocks (2014)[edit]

(Sunset Shimmer gives the Dazzlings a tour of Canterlot High)
Sunset Shimmer: That's the science lab is in there...oh! (She shows the poster of the Musical Showcase.) We're having a big musical showcase this weekend. The whole school is pretty much rallying around it.
Adagio Dazzle: A...musical showcase?
(They look at each other mischievously.)
Sunset Shimmer: I’m sure since you’re new, Principal Celestia would let you sign up if you’re interested.
Aria Blaze: We have been known to sing from time to time.
Sonata Dusk: Helloooo?! We sing, like...all the time. It’s how we get people to do what we want.
(Adagio motions for her to be quiet)
Sonata Dusk: Wha...what’d I say?
Adagio Dazzle: What you meant to say, was that being in a musical showcase sounds like a great way to meet other students.
Sonata Dusk: (giggles) Oh, yeah, what you said I meant to say, that’s what I meant. To say.
Aria Blaze: (groans) And what you would have said if you weren't...the worst.
Sonata Dusk: YOU are!
Adagio Dazzle: You'll have to excuse them. They’re idiots.
Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze: Hmmph!

(The Dazzlings are about to cause the students in the cafeteria to argue with their singing)
Adagio Dazzle: This is it, girls. The moment we’ve been waiting for...
Sonata Dusk: Lunch?!!
Adagio Dazzle: Ohh...the chance to get our true Equestrian magic back.
Sonata Dusk: Oh. Right.
Adagio Dazzle: Our voices are just strong enough to make them want something so badly, they’ll fight to get it.
Aria Blaze: So we’re just gonna do what we always do? Stir up some trouble and then feed off the negative energy? Some plan, Adagio.
Adagio Dazzle: It won’t be the same as the times before! There is Equestrian magic here, their negative energy will give us the power we need to get this entire world to do our bidding.
Sonata Dusk: But we can get lunch after, though, right? (She sees a poster announcing:) It's Taco Tuesday!!!
Adagio Dazzle: Just follow my lead.
Aria Blaze: Or my lead.
Adagio Dazzle: My lead!

Adagio Dazzle: (faking concern) Oh, no! No one's mingling! It's like...there’s some kind of underlying tension that could bubble to the surface at any minute.
Sonata Dusk: It’s the fruit punch, isn’t it? I knew I used too much grape juice!
Adagio Dazzle: It’s not the fruit punch! It’s us!
Aria Blaze: But the punch is awful too.
Sonata Dusk: What do you know about good fruit punch?!
Aria Blaze: More than you.
Sonata Dusk: Do not.
Aria Blaze: Do too.

[Before the Rainbooms perform in the first round of the Battle of the Bands]
Pinkie Pie: Where’s Rarity?
Rarity: Woo! Here, I’m here!
[Rarity enters wearing a rather flashy outfit]
Rarity: We will be performing in front of an audience! I’m not going to wear something fabulous?? Hmph!
[Applejack groans and facepalms; the others roll their eyes except Twilight, who hangs her head.]

(Trixie has just trapped the Rainbooms under the amphitheater stage)
Adagio Dazzle: Told you someone would give them a shove.
Sonata Dusk: She didn't shove them, she pulled the lever!
Aria Blaze: Ugh, go back to sleep, Sonata.

(The Rainbooms are trapped under the amphitheater stage)
Applejack: Give it up, Rainbow Dash. You’ve been tryin’ at this for hours, it’s not gonna open.
Twilight Sparkle: Maybe it doesn’t even matter that we’re trapped down here. I don’t think the counter-spell would’ve worked anyway.
Applejack: ’Course it woulda worked, Twilight. (To Rainbow) Assumin’ a certain band member didn’t try to hog the spotlight the whole time we were tryin’ to play it!
Rainbow Dash: Hey! If you want to tell Twilight she’s getting a little too caught up trying to be the new leader of this band, you don’t have to be all cryptic about it.
Rarity: She was talking about you, Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash: Me? I’m just trying to make sure my band rocks as hard as it needs to.
All sans Twilight and Sunset: OUR BAND!
Twilight Sparkle: But why wasn’t it working? I should know what to do! How can I not know what to do? How can I have failed like this?
Applejack: It might have been your idea to start a band, but it’s not just your band, Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash: I’m the one who writes all the songs!
Fluttershy: I write songs, you just never let us play any of them!
Rarity: I had the most perfect outfits for us to wear!
Applejack: Again with the costumes! No one cares what we’re wearin’!
Rarity: I care, Applejack! So sorry if I enjoy trying to make a creative contribution to the band!
Pinkie Pie: Hey! Anybody here remember fun?! I’ll give you a hint: IT’S THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF BEING IN THE RAINBOOMS!!!
Applejack and Fluttershy: ME NEITHER!!!
(They start to argue, and their negative energy wafts upward.)

(Sunset Shimmer horrified by seeing the magic of friendship disappearing from the arguing girls.)
Sunset Shimmer: Stop! You have to stop! This is what they've been after all along. They're feeding off of the magic inside you!

[After the credits; we see the human world's Twilight Sparkle studying.]
Twilight Sparkle (Human): No doubt about it, Spike. There's definitely something strange going on at that school.
[Puppy Spike barks in reply.]

Friendship Games (2015)[edit]

Sunset Shimmer: I got your text, Rainbow Dash! Did something come through the portal? Is Equestrian magic on the loose? Did Twilight come back with a problem that only we can solve?!
Pinkie Pie: Has a giant cake monster covered all the cakes in the world in cake?!

Rainbow Dash: Well, you don't have to. Because I've totally figured out who it was!
Pinkie Pie: Ooh, ooh! A nighttime statue cleaner? A magical portal maintenance maintainer? A gardener?!

Rainbow Dash: I know a lot of you might think that there's no way we can beat a fancy school like Crystal Prep at anything.
Pinkie Pie: Unless it's a "losing to Crystal Prep" competition! 'Cause we're really good at that!

Rainbow Dash: Anybody have any guesses on what the events are gonna be?
Pinkie Pie: Pie eating? Cake eating? [gasps] Pie-cake eating?!

Indigo Zap: Are we gonna win?!?!
Twilight Sparkle (Human): I...I don't know.
Indigo Zap: Wrong answer, try again! Are...we!?!
Twilight Sparkle (Human): Um...I guess? I-It's just...I mean...I heard that CHS is doing well now. With their reputation. And, I mean, it's not better than ours, of course. But we can't let them do it, you know? Win, I mean? Right?

Twilight Sparkle (Human): Hi, Sugarcoat.
Sugarcoat: That was a really bad speech. You should consider not speaking in public.

Twilight Sparkle (Human): Hi. I'm Twilight.
Pinkie Pie: I know. You look just like my friend. Her name is Twilight too.

Rarity: And while Sunset works on keeping the magic out of the games, I've been working on what to put in! [giggles]
Applejack: Rarity, what'd you go an' do?
Rarity: Well, I have a lot of time on my hands, and since we don't know what the Friendship Games' events are, I made a few options for uniforms!
Rainbow Dash: You really didn't have to do that.
Rarity: I know.
Applejack: No. You really didn't have to.
Rarity: I know! [giggles]

Principal Celestia: I didn't know Twilight had a twin sister.
Pinkie Pie: She doesn't! That Twilight is obviously the Twilight from this world since it couldn't possibly be the Twilight from the pony world since the Twilight from the pony world doesn't go to Crystal Prep or wear glasses!
Principal Celestia: ...Nevermind.

Twilight Sparkle (Human): [stands up, at Sour Sweet] Oh, sorry. Why don't you go ahead?
Sour Sweet: [acting nice] You are such a sweetie! [then, harsh] I am watching you.

Puppy Spike: Why did you run away like that?
Twilight Sparkle (Human): Um, I don't know. Maybe it has something to do with the glowing girl, or the hole in space. Or my talking dog!
Puppy Spike: Yeah. Weird, right?

Sunset Shimmer: Am I the only one who thinks this is overkill?

Sour Sweet: [acting nice] Well, that's just marvelous... [harshly] If you wanna lose before we even start!

Sour Sweet: [sadly] Actually, we're all to blame. [harshly, referring to Cinch] But mostly, it was her.

Principal Cinch: Obviously my students have been infected with your magic, but I plan on taking all of this up with the school board!
Principal Celestia: Good. I'm sure they would be very interested in hearing all about the magical students with wings.
Vice Principal Luna: Oh, and the portals to different dimensions.
Dean Cadance: And don't forget to tell them about the talking dog. [giggles]
Puppy Spike: Because that would never ruin your reputation.

Princess Twilight Sparkle: I'm so sorry I didn't get here sooner...I didn't get your messages until just now because I was caught in this time travel loop and honestly, it was the strangest thing that's ever happened to me!

[She sees her human doppelgänger, who waves; long pause.]

Princess Twilight Sparkle: Make that the second strangest?

Legend Of Everfree (2016)[edit]

Applejack: [sighs] We're gonna be out in the woods. When is she gonna need that?
Rarity: If we were going to the moon, I'd insist she packed an evening gown. One never knows, darling.
Twilight Sparkle: Lemme just get changed.
The Equestria Girls: Midnight Sparkle?!
Twilight Sparkle: How is this possible? Sunset Shimmer helped me defeat you at the Friendship Games!
Midnight Sparkle: You and your friends can never truly defeat me! [maniacal laughter]
Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash: [scream]
Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie: [scream]
Spike and Sunset Shimmer: [scream]
Midnight Sparkle: Midnight Sparkle's a part of you! I'll always be there waiting in the darkest shadows of your mind! I'll be back, Twilight! And this time, I won't stop until I have all the magic!
Twilight Sparkle: No!

Twilight Sparkle: Stop!
Spike: Twilight, wake up!
Pinkie Pie: We can't stop, silly! We're not there yet!
Sunset Shimmer: Hey, are you okay?
Twilight Sparkle: Heh. I'm fine.
Pinkie Pie: We are gonna have so much fun! We're gonna roast marshmallows and eat marshmallows and sleep on marshmallow pillows!
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, probably not gonna do that.
Pinkie Pie: Maybe you're not.

Twilight Sparkle: Right. I guess I'll... see you around.
Sunset Shimmer: You know how there's that girl who looks just like you when she's here but lives in another dimension and she's a pony princess?
Twilight Sparkle: Uh-huh.
Sunset Shimmer: Flash kinda had a... thing for her.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh.
Gloriosa Daisy: [over P.A.] Hey, everyone! If you could start heading to the courtyard, that would be rad! It's time to start the best week of camp ever!

Gloriosa Daisy: Hi, everyone! Welcome to Camp Everfree! I'm Gloriosa Daisy, your camp director! Think of me as your friendly camp and nature guide. And this is my brother, Timber Spruce!
Timber Spruce: Think of me as that awesome guy... who should always be invited to fun things.
Gloriosa Daisy: We aim to please, so before we hand out our tent assignments, we'd like to hear from all of you. You're free to do whatever you like here.
Timber Spruce: Uh, except hike near the rock quarry. That's off-limits.
Gloriosa Daisy: Y-Yes, but otherwise, your options are wide open. So what activities will make this the very best week of your lives ever?
Rainbow Dash: Ooh! Rock climbing!
Gloriosa Daisy: Done!
Rainbow Dash: Archery!
Gloriosa Daisy: Of course!
Rainbow Dash: Tetherball!
Gloriosa Daisy: Naturally!

Sunset Shimmer: Sapphire.
Twilight Sparkle: Me, too! I mean, I'm assuming I am. Heh-heh. Technically, sapphires aren't just blue. Heh-heh. They can be pink, purple, yellow...
Timber Spruce: Yeah, but they're mostly blue. That's why they're named after the Latin word sapphirus.
Timber Spruce: [whispering] That means "blue".
Twilight Sparkle: [whispering] I know. But did you know that sapphires are just rubies without chromium?
Timber Spruce: No. But did you know that Sapphire Tent is the best one?
Twilight Sparkle: No. Why's that?
Timber Spruce: Because you're in it.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, I bet you say that to all the campers.
Timber Spruce: Not true. [to Bulk Biceps] You're in the Ruby Tent? Ha! That's the worst one!
Bulk Biceps: Aw, man!
Timber Spruce: I'm just jokin', buddy. Ruby Tent is great. It's like a sapphire but with chromium.

Gloriosa Daisy: [blows whistle] Okay, everyone, go get settled in. We'll be meeting at the docks in fifteen minutes to go over some camp safety rules. Let me know if you need anything!
Filthy Rich: I need somethin'.
Gloriosa Daisy: Filthy Rich! So nice to see you. [whispering] What are you doing here?! Camp is just getting started!
Filthy Rich: Just takin' in the scenery, Gloriosa Daisy. It's so... hmm... relaxin'.
Gloriosa Daisy: Well, you can look around when camp is over. Now, if you don't mind...
Filthy Rich: Fine.

Rainbow Dash: You guys comin' or what?
Sunset Shimmer: Be right there! I just wanna put on some sunscreen. Huh. I coulda sworn I packed it.
Twilight Sparkle: Found it!
Sunset Shimmer: Did you? How is this possible?
Twilight Sparkle: I can't believe this. It's...
Sunset Shimmer: Amazing!
Twilight Sparkle: [simultaneous] Terrible!
Sunset Shimmer: Are you kidding? This is great! I mean, we've all ponied up before, gotten the whole ears and wings and tail thing, shot magical rainbow lasers, but nothing like this has ever happened! How did you do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I don't know! Maybe I didn't. Maybe it's her!
Sunset Shimmer: Her who?

Rarity: ...And that's when she looked down and realized she was wearing purple socks with a burgundy dress! [screaming] Purple and burgundy, darlings! The same color family! [screaming]
Students: [murmuring]
Applejack: Uh... that was a terrifying story.
Rainbow Dash: [chuckles] Yeah, I'm terrified she'll try to tell it again.

Rarity: [yelps] I-I believe I'd like to come down now!
Applejack: [struggles] Sorry, it's a little bit stuck.
Rarity: [screams] Applejack! What are you doing?!
Principal Celestia: Is everything okay over there?
Applejack: Uh, I don't know what happened. I didn't even pull the rope that hard. It's like she was light as a feather all of a sudden.
Rarity: [breathing heavily] I was scared half to death!
Applejack: It wasn't my fault! Let me help you get your harness out.
Rarity: No, thank you!
Applejack: [screams, spits water]

Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer: Fluttershy?
Sunset Shimmer: What happened?!
Fluttershy: I don't know. We were just decorating cookies and—
Pinkie Pie: And I was all, "You need more sprinkles! And you need more sprinkles!"
Sunset Shimmer: So, standard Pinkie Pie stuff.
Pinkie Pie: I was just tossing sprinkles to Fluttershy, when all of a sudden they glowed pink and exploded!

Pinkie Pie: La-la-la-la. Ooh, taffy!

Filthy Rich: My, oh, my. You fell behind on your payments, Gloriosa. I own the land now.
Gloriosa Daisy: Please. My great grandparents founded this place. It's been in our family for generations! You have to let the camp stay!
Filthy Rich: Instead of turning it into a spa resort that will line my pockets with more money than this camp ever could? [chuckles] I don't think so.
Gloriosa Daisy: Please! I-I-I-I just need a little more time!
Filthy Rich: Fine. I'll give you 'til the end of the month. Hmph.
Gloriosa Daisy: [cries]

Timber Spruce: You don't know what those things are!
Gloriosa Daisy: But I know what they can do! I've been practicing! I can control their power now!
Timber Spruce: You don't know that for sure!
Gloriosa Daisy: This is our camp, and it's being taken away! If this has to be our last week here, I'm going to use whatever it takes to make it count!

Sunset Shimmer: Timber wasn't talking about letting go of the camp. He was talking about you letting go of the magical geodes! All those things you were doing to make this week the best week ever. Every time you used magic to do them, you caused another problem somewhere else! Timber was... covering for you!
Gloriosa Daisy: How do you know what I was doing with the geodes? How do you know about the magic?
Sunset Shimmer: I can see things. Feel things. Because I have magic, too. And so does she. And so do our friends. 4
Twilight Sparkle: Gloriosa, Timber wasn't wrong. Maybe you should stop using magic. Too much of it can be dangerous if you can't control it.
Gloriosa Daisy: Oh, I got this. And I'm going to use it to save my camp. I just need more power!
Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer: No!
Gaea Everfree: Sorry, girls. I know what I need to do. But I feel like we're not on the same page. So...
Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer: [struggle] Gloriosa!
Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer: No!

Gaea Everfree: Why are you fighting me?! I'm doing this to save our camp! I'm doing this for you!
Rarity: [chuckles nervously] Gloriosa, let's just think about this for a moment, shall we? I mean, I think Camp Everfree is absolutely delightful, but I just don't know that I'm quite ready to give up my weekly trips to the spa.
Gaea Everfree: [sweetly] To the spa...? [enraged] To the spa?!

Midnight Sparkle: [laughs] You will never control me! I will always be a part of you!
Twilight Sparkle: [whimpers] Noooo!
Sunset Shimmer's voice: Twilight, listen to me! You are in charge!
Rarity's voice: You are a light, darling! A force for good!
Rainbow Dash's voice: Yeah! You can kick the darkness's butt!
Pinkie Pie's voice: We're here for you, Twilight!
Applejack's voice: And we'll be here, no matter what!
Fluttershy's voice: We believe in you!
Sunset Shimmer's voice: You... are not... Midnight Sparkle!
Twilight Sparkle: No! I... am... Twilight Sparkle! And the magic I carry inside me is... the Magic of Friendship!

Sunset Shimmer: There is one thing I'm still wondering about, though.
Twilight Sparkle: What's that?
Sunset Shimmer: Where did the magic that hit this cave come from?

Rainbow Dash: Third time is a charm. Or is it fifth? I've lost track.
Rarity: All that matters is that the runway is finished.
Applejack: I think you mean the "dock"?
Rarity: Oh, to-mah-to, tomato.
Pinkie Pie: Let's celebrate!
Rarity: [squeals, faints]

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