Night Court (season 8)
Night Court (1984–1992) is an American sitcom, airing on NBC, about the night shift of a Manhattan court, presided over by the young, unorthodox Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone.
A Family Affair: Part 1 [8.01]
[edit]- Dan: Help me.
- Harry: Dan, you really got a sister?
- Dan: This is true.
- Bull: But you told us you were an only child.
- Dan: I wanted the attention.
- Christine: Gee, big age difference between the two of you.
- Dan: She was kind of an accident.
- Harry: Not planned, huh?
- Dan: No, an accident. I accidentally backed the truck into Papa as he was helping Mama unload the groceries. Nine months later, a blessed event.
- Mac: Fertile land, that bayou.
- Dan: What am I supposed to do? I don't even know her. I mean, she was three years old when I left home. I can't relate to her. We have nothing in common.
- Roz: How about parents?
- Dan: Oh, sure. Ma and Pa Kettle. Then what? The truth is, I'm ashamed to face her. I was a pretty lousy brother.
- Christine: Oh, come on, Dan. You couldn't have been that bad.
- Dan: Christine, my last words to her were, "there is no Santa Claus."
- Bull: What?!
- Roz: [patting his shoulder] Of course there is. Don't you listen to him.
- Mac: Next case—people vs... Ted!
- Harry: Ted?!
- Christine: [smugly] Good ol' Ted.
- Harry: I don't get it. Why are you dressed like that?
- Dan: Apparently, our former colleague was in the midst of an appendectomy when he was arrested for impersonating a surgeon.
- Harry: Why would a lawyer want to impersonate a doctor?
- Dan: Further complications. It seems he's not a lawyer, either.
- Harry: Not a lawyer?
- Roz: Not a lawyer?
- Mac: Not a lawyer?
- Man in court: Not a lawyer?!
- Christine: Lisette, could you read that back to me?
- Lisette: [in different voices] "Not a lawyer? Not a lawyer? Not a lawyer? Not a lawyer?!"
- Christine: Thank you.
- Dan: [seeing his sister and Bull in matching bathrobes] Bull? Please, tell me you didn't sleep together.
- Bull: Heavens, no. We only had sex.
A Family Affair: Part 2 [8.02]
[edit]When Harry Met Margaret [8.03]
[edit]Can't Buy Me, Love [8.04]
[edit]Death Takes a Halloween [8.05]
[edit]Crossroads: Part 1 [8.06]
[edit]Crossroads: Part 2 [8.07]
[edit]Day Court [8.08]
[edit]A Night Court at the Opera [8.09]
[edit]Nobody Says Rat Fink Anymore [8.10]
[edit]- Christine: Rose, do your drive?
- Rose: Of course, Miss Sullivan.
- Christine: Oh, good, okay. Do you know first aid?
- Rose: Yes. Yes, I do.
- Christine: Excellent. Okay, first aid. Do you consider yourself to be warm and friendly?
- Rose: Absolutely, my dear.
- Christine: Good, great, okay.
- Roz: [after a wink from Christine] Got any tattoos?
- Rose: Three.
- Roz: Ever been in the slammer?
- Rose: Twice.
- Roz: What's the going price for a fifth of scotch?
- Rose: $17.95.
- Roz: Hit the road, jerkweed.
- [Rose leaves]
- Christine: You're incredible!
- Roz: I know. Part of being personnel.