Ralph Breaks the Internet

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Ralph Breaks the Internet is a 2018 American 3D computer animated comedy film produced by Walt Disney Animation Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Pictures as well as the studio's 57th feature-length film. It is the second installment of the Wreck-It Ralph film series and the sequel to the 2012 film Wreck-It Ralph.

Directed by Rich Moore and Phil Johnston. Written by Phil Johnston and Pamela Ribon.

Dialogue[edit]

[first lines]
Wreck-it Ralph: Okay, my turn, my turn! Um, I got one.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Great, but can you make it a little more challenging this time?
Ralph: Okay, check this out. I spy with my little eye something yellow and round, and it eats dots.
Vanellope: Pfft! Seriously, Ralph?
Ralph: Yeah, seriously. You're never gonna get it.
Vanellope: Well, obviously it's Pac-Man!
Ralph: No! That's not - why is that obvious?
Vanellope: Name one other thing in this whole arcade that is yellow and round and eats dots.
Ralph: I can name two things: Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Pac-Man. Boom! I accept your apology.
Vanellope: Yeah, you're right. Okay, but was it Pac-Man?
Ralph: Yeah, you got me.

[In Game Central Station, a new plug is inserted, and the sign above reads “WIFI”.]
Ralph: “Whiffy”? Or “Wifey”? Well, it’s either whiffleball or an arranged marriage game.
Sonic the Hedgehog: It’s actually pronounced “Wi-Fi”, Ralph.
Ralph: Yeah, that’s what I said.
Sonic: And Wi-Fi is the Internet, which is an online community where human beings go to shop and play games and socialize.
Vanellope: Ooh, fun!
[Immediately, Surge Protector appears.]
Surge Protector: No, it is not! That sign right there says “Wi-Fi”, but what it should say is “Die-Fi”. [chuckles, but no one responds.] That’s a little humor there, but seriously, the Internet is nothing to laugh at. [as he speaks, Surge Protector begins putting police tape around the entrance.] It is new, it is different, and therefore we should fear it. So keep out, for Pete’s sake, and get to work. The arcade’s about to open!

Ralph: [as he enters Game Central Station] Sugar Rush is getting unplugged!

Ralph: So where exactly are you sending her?
Yesss: Well, since candy-girl comes from an arcade game, I'm thinking she'd be good in the gaming district.
Ralph: [sees "Slaughter Race" on the internet globe] Oh, no no no. Bad idea. Those games are dangerous, and they rot your brain. [begins spinning the globe a few times] Why don't we send her somewhere more totally different than that and nowhere near there? Let's see..."family friendly fansites". That sounds safe. And she is technically a princess, so how about this one here, with the sweet little pink castle?
Yesss: I love it. Okay, I'll redirect our newest pop-up to Oh My Disney.com!
[As Vanellope enters Oh My Disney, "Let It Go" by Demi Levato plays in the background. Users begin swarming into the site, resembling a D23 expo, screaming all the way.]
Vanellope: Geez, Louise, this place is bonkers! [immediately ducks when Iron Man flies right over her, followed by an X-Wing fighter chasing a TIE fighter. Cut to Buzz Lightyear and Baymax greeting users, the former saying "To infinity, and beyond!", then cut to the Princesses greeting users as well.] Aw, come on! Princesses and cartoon characters? Lame!
Eeyore: Hey! Easy there.
Vanellope: Oh! I mean, no offense. [she pats him on the nose.] Well, time to get to work! [skips off with her pop-up]
[A user is seen taking the Oh My Disney quiz "Which Disney Princess Is Your BFF?"]
Host: And for your final question, My friends would describe me as...?
User #1: Smart...funny...kind...or brave? Um...kind, I guess? [clicks "Kind"]
Host: Based on your answers, your princess BFF is...[the curtains open to reveal...] Snow White!
Snow White: I do believe our friendship will be the fairest of them all...
Vanellope: [to a random user] Hey! Hey! Wanna meet my BFF? It's Wreck-It Ralph! Just click here to see his new video! [the user clicks the pop-up and is redirected to BuzzzTube] Thank you!
User #2: Yeah, um, in Captain America: The First Avenger, Red Skull refers to Yggdrasil, the world tree, "guardian of wisdom and fate." Are we to believe, sir, that you are a descendant of that tree?
Baby Groot: I am Groot.
User #2: Okay, okay, thank you very much.
User #3: Um...what is Drax really like?
Baby Groot: I am Groot.
User #3: Thank you.
User #4: Yeah, are you a conifer or a fruit-bearing tree?
Baby Groot: I am-
Vanellope: [interrupting] Excuse me, I'll take this one. He is Groot, I am Vanellope. Click here to meet Wreck-It Ralph! [the user clicks the pop-up and disappears] This is almost too easy. [she bumps into several First Order Stormtroopers.]
Stormtrooper #1: Hey! You have a permit for that pop-up?
Vanellope: Um...
Stormtrooper #1: That's an unauthorized clickbait! You're coming with us, kid! [In a panic, Vanellope hits him with the pop-up, sending him away before running herself off.]
Stormtrooper #2: She's getting away!
Stormtrooper #3: This way!
Vanellope: [she passes Judy Hopps and Rocket Raccoon, jumps over R2-D2 and bumps into the user version of Stan Lee.] Sorry, mister! [she ducks into a cast members-only area right past Nick Wilde, Grumpy, Heihei, Tinker Bell and Peter Pan's shadow.]
Grumpy: Hey! Can't you read?! Cast members only!

[While evading the First Order Stormtroopers, Vanellope accidentally glitches into the dressing room of the Disney Princesses.]
Vanellope: Uh, hi.
[The Princesses begin to defend themselves: Merida pulls an arrow on her bow, Elsa holds out her hands, Anna puts up her dukes, Belle lifts up her book, Mulan gets out her sword, Rapunzel wields out her frying pan, Ariel points her dinglehopper at the intruder, Moana holds out her oar, Pocahontas gets out her club, Jasmine holds up her magic lamp and Cinderella takes off her glass slipper, breaks it and holds it like a shiv.]
Vanellope: Whoa, whoa, ladies, I can explain! See, um... I'm a princess, too!
Anna: Wait. What?
Vanellope: Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the, uh... Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't. [laughs nervously]
Pocahontas: Well, what kind of a Princess are you?
Vanellope: What kind?
Rapunzel: Do you have magic hair?
Vanellope: No.
Elsa: Magic hands?
Vanellope: No.
Cinderella: Do animals talk to you?
Vanellope: No.
Snow White: Were you poisoned?
Vanellope: No.
Tiana and Aurora: Cursed?
Vanellope: No.
Rapunzel and Belle: (excitedly) Kidnapped or enslaved?
Vanellope: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?
Ariel: Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch, where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs?
Vanellope: No! Good Lord, who would do that?!
Snow White: Have you ever had (singsongy) True Love's Kiss?
Vanellope: Eww! Barf!
Jasmine: Do you have daddy issues?
Vanellope: I don't even have a mom!
Snow White, Cinderella, Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, Pocahontas, Anna, and Elsa: [happily while posing] Neither do we!
Rapunzel: And now for the million dollar question: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?
Vanellope: Yes! What is up with that?
All Disney Princesses: She is a Princess!
Snow White: (sings a few notes in delight)
Cinderella: [looking at Vanellope's clothes along with Ariel] Who made your gown? I've never seen anything quite like it.
Vanellope: Oh, this old thing?
Cinderella: Oh, I'd so love to have one of my own.
Aurora: As would I.
Moana: Me, too!
Elsa: So cool!
Rapunzel: Best gown ever!
Ariel: I want one too, you guys!
Cinderella: I'll get my mice on this.
[The Disney Castle appears in a Batman-style scene change; all the Princesses are relaxing with Vanellope, all wearing new modern clothes.]
Cinderella: [sighs] So this is love. All hail Princess Vanellope, the queen of comfy.
[All the Princess cheer]
Ariel: [looks at her shirt] Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world, I never thought I'd get to wear a real... what's it called again? Oh, yeah. A shirt. [Starts singing her signature song as a spotlight shines on her and music plays] I once had a dream that I might wear a shirt...
Vanellope: [Stopping her] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait. What's going on?
Jasmine: Uh, she's singing.
Vanellope: Yeah, but there was, like, music and the spotlight and... wait, you all saw it, too, right?
Tiana: That's what happens when a princess sings about her dreams.
Vanellope: Oh, that's never happened to me, I mean, not even once.
Rapunzel: Why don't you give it a try? What is it you really want? Sing about that.
Vanellope: Okay, uh, sure. I can do that. Uh, let's see. [Clears her throat and starts singing in an O Tannenbaum-like tune, albeit not so well] Oh, steering wheel, oh, steering wheel. Oh, yes, I want a steering wheel. Doo-doo-doo, boop-wowp.
[Beat]
Belle: Well, there's a lot to unpack here. So, this steering wheel you sing of, that's a metaphor?
Vanellope: Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not a metaphor. It's just...I literally want a steering wheel. I think the issue was I was a little pitchy.
Mulan: Maybe a little. But sometimes, your song can't start until you go someplace to reflect.
Pocahontas: What works for some of us is finding a form of water and staring at it.
Vanellope: What?
Snow White: Oh, yes. I like to stare at a wishing well.
Moana: I stare at the ocean.
Mulan: Horse trough.
Cinderella: Soap bubbles.
Vanellope: Wait, you're saying if I just stare at some water...
Ariel: Ah. Important water.
Vanellope: Right, of course, important water. I stare at the important water, and somehow magically, I'll start singing about my dream?
Rapunzel: For sure.
Other Princesses: Mm-hm.
Vanellope: Uh, yeah. I don't think so, ladies, but thanks.
[A knock is heard and C-3PO from Star Wars suddenly comes in.]
C-3PO: Five minutes, Princesses. Another "Which Disney Princess are you?" quizlet starts in five minutes.
[He leaves as the Princesses groan with disappointment.]
Ariel: Okay, thank you.
Tiana: Well, I guess it's back to the gowns, girls.
Aurora: It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope.
Belle: And best of luck finding your song.
Merida: [in a very thick and unintelligible Scottish accent] Ach! Lang may yer lum reek, and may a moose ne'er leave your girnal with a tear drop in his eye. Haste ye back, me lassie!
Vanellope: Uh-huh... What did she just say?
Tiana: We don't know.
Moana: We can't understand her.
Anna: She's from the other studio.
Vanellope: Ah.
[The scene switches to a small pink box sitting on a table, where only Ralph's hands are shown]
Ralph: [off-camera] Hi, everybody. Wreck-It Ralph here with a little box I'm gonna open. [picks up the box] Let's see what we got here. A Pancake Milkshake Fun Set. [shakes the box] Got a little heft to it. Something's wobbling around in there. Have we got the kitty or the bunny? Let's open the... [opens the box and a swarm of angry bees immediately pours out, attacking Ralph] GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Bass voice: [as the screen freezes and the words that are said appear] OPEN... "SESA-BEES!!!"

[Ralph is about to fall to his imminent doom]
Rapunzel: Look up there. It's a big, strong man in need of rescuing.

[the Disney Princesses have saved Ralph from falling to his doom]
Ralph: Wait a minute, who are all of you?
Jasmine: We're friends of Vanellope's.
Elsa: Yeah. And any friend of Vanellope's is a friend of ours.
Moana: You're welcome.

Felix: [Approaches to Ralph, sitting peacefully in the bench while watching the sunrise] Hey. You doing okay there Ralph?
Ralph: Yeah. I am, actually. I'm doing great. [as the arcade characters reporting to their games] Come on, Felix. Let's get to work, Buddy. [as the two heads off to Fix-It Felix Jr., we zoom back into the plug of the Linkster Wi-Fi router, then we fade to the interior of the arcade section of Litwak's Family Fun Center, we fade to the doors outside, and finally the parking lot in which Del Litwak's car arrives for work, before cutting to the main title]

[in the first post credits scene]
Mo's Mom: [Mo and her Mom are seen driving home from the movies] Hey Mo did you like the movie sweetie?
Mo: Well there was a scene in the trailer that wasn't in the movie and that makes me sad.
Mo's Mom: Aw that's too bad. Maybe playing a game will cheer you up.
Mo: Okay [opens up the game "Pancake Milkshake" and plays it] Pancake, Milkshake, Pancake, Pancake, Milkshake...
Ralph: [appears raiding "Pancake Milkshake"] Ooh ooh ooh I want to try I want to try my turn my turn. Pancake, Milkshake, Milkshake, Pancake, Milkshake... [Mo's face frowned] Pancake, Milkshake, Milkshake, Pancake. I understand why people love this game. Very Zen. [Bunny burps]
Vanellope: [appears with more pancakes] Hey everybody, look what I found, more pancakes.
Ralph: [After Vanellope appears with more pancakes] Alright let's speed it up. [speeds up "Pancake Milkshake"] Pancake Pancake Pancake Pancake Pancake Pancake Pancake Pancake Pancake Pancake Pancake Pancake Pancake. Eat Little Bunny EAT EAT EAT!
Vanellope: [shocked as she saw the bunny fat from all of those pancakes] Uh, Ralph you might want to try feeding the kitty for a little while.
Ralph: [following the game rules] No, the kitty gets the milkshake. The bunny gets the pancake. [gives the bunny one last pancake before blowing up. As Mo saw it, she screams as the camera zooms and starting the rest of the credits]

[in the second post credits scene]
[last lines]
Elsa: [offscreen] And now, [scene shows a sneak peek of Frozen 2] an exclusive sneak peek of Frozen 2 click here. [Screen shows snow flakes for 6 seconds until it shows Never Gonna Give You Up by John C. Reilly]
Ralph: [singing] Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Gonna Let You Down, Never Gonna Run Around and Hurt You. Never Gonna Make You Cry, Never Gonna Say Goodbye, Never Gonna Tell A Lie and hurt you. [As the Walt Disney Animation Studios appears, he says his last line]
Ralph: [Breaking the fourth wall] Oh no, Why would I? I like you. You guys still sticking around? Alright well, you're welcome to stay. There's not really anymore surprises but you know. Good luck getting that song out of your head it's a real ear wig. Anyway, (chuckles) what else uh... [as he was about to say something else to the viewers the screen crashes just like the first film ending the movie with an MPAA rating]

Cast[edit]

Disney Princesses[edit]

Additional cast[edit]

External links[edit]

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