Wreck-It Ralph

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Wreck-It Ralph is a 2012 American computer-animated comedy film about the titular arcade game villain who rebels against his role and dreams of becoming a hero. He travels between games in the arcade and ultimately must eliminate a dire threat that could affect the entire arcade and one that Ralph may have inadvertently started. It was produced by Walt Disney Animation Studios and released by Walt Disney Pictures on November 2, 2012.

Directed by Rich Moore. Written by Phil Johnston and Jennifer Lee.
The story of a regular guy just looking for a little wreck-ognition. (taglines)

Wreck-It Ralph[edit]

  • [first lines] My name's Ralph, and I'm a bad guy. Uh, let's see, I'm 9 feet tall, I weigh 643 pounds, got a little bit of a temper on me. My passion bubbles very near the surface, I guess—not gonna lie. Anywho, what else? Uh, I'm a wrecker. I wreck things, professionally. I mean, I'm very good at what I do. Probably the best I know. Thing is, fixing is the name of the game. Literally. Fix-It Felix Jr. So yeah, naturally, the guy with the name Fix-It Felix is the good guy. He's nice enough as good guys go. Definitely fixes stuff really well. But, uh, if you got a magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be? If he was a regular contractor, carpenter guy, I guarantee you, he would not be able to fix the damage that I do as quickly. When Felix does a good job, he gets a medal. But, are there medals for wrecking stuff really well? To that, I say, "Ha!". And no, there aren't. 30 years, I've been doing this, and I have seen a lot of other games come and go. Kinda sad. Think about those guys at Asteroids? Boom, gone. Centipede? Who knows where that guy is, you know? Look, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at, I'm very lucky. It's just, I gotta say, it becomes kinda hard to love your job when no one seems to like you for doing it.
  • I'm gonna wreck it!
  • You!
  • Yes, I do. That's every day of my life.
  • [to Turbo] Why are you people so against her?!
  • [to Vanellope] No, you're not!
  • But I'm trying to save your skin, kid!
  • I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be– than me.
  • [last line] The best part of my day, is when the Nicelanders throw me off the roof. Because when they lift me up, I get a perfect view of Sugar Rush, and I can watch Vanellope racing. The kid's a natural, and the players love her, glitches and all, just like I knew they would. That's when I realize: I don't need a medal to tell me I'm a good guy. Because if that kid likes me, how bad can I be?

Vanellope Von Schweetz[edit]

  • You're not from here, right?

Fix-It Felix Jr.[edit]

  • I can fix it!
  • [repeated line] Oh, my land!
  • Ralph's gone Turbo?
  • Oh, why do I fix everything I touch?

Sergeant Tamora Jean Calhoun[edit]

  • It's make-your-mamas-proud time!


Ralph: Thanks, Satan.
Saitine: Uh, it's Saitine, actually.
Ralph: Got it. But here's the thing. [pauses out] I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore.
[the Bad-Anon members gasp; Bowser breathes fire balls; Clyde turns blue]
Kano: You can't mess with the program, Ralph!
M. Bison: You're not goin' Turbo, are you?
Ralph: Turbo?! No, I'm not going Turbo! C'mon, guys! Is it "Turbo" to want a friend? Or a medal? Or a piece of pie every once in a while? Is it "Turbo" to want more out of life?
Zombie: Yes.
Clyde: Ralph, Ralph, we get it. But we can't change who we are. The sooner you accept that, the better off your game and your life will be.
Zangief: Hey. One game at a time, Ralph.

[As Ralph is heading to Fix-It Felix, Jr. game, he stops to see Q*bert and his friends sad. They hold a sign that reads, "Game-less. Just been unplugged"]
Ralph: Here you go, buddy. [puts a cherry down] It's fresh. Straight from Pac-Man's. Hang in there, guys.
[Alarm blares as Ralph heads inside.]
Surge Protector: Name?!
[Ralph groans in frustration]

[Ralph and Gene are arguing about Ralph being "just the bad guy"]
Ralph: No, I'm not!
Gene: Yes, you are!
Ralph: No, I'M NOT!!!! [smashes the cake and everyone gasps]
Gene: Yes, you are.
Ralph: Alright, Gene. You know what?! I'm gonna win a medal. Oh, I am gonna win a medal! The shiniest medal this place has ever seen! A medal that will be so good that it will make Felix's medals wet their pants! And good night! Thank you for the party. [Ralph exits]

Ralph: [looking into lost and found crate] Okay, let's see what we got here. [a cockroach lands on his hand] Shoo! Shoo! Go on, get out of here. [flicks it off, finds a Super Mushroom] Mushroom? No. [puts it back, finds a Metal Gear exclamation point] What is this? No. [tosses it, finds Zangief's underwear] Come on, Zangief. Gross. [tosses back in] What am I doing?
[a heavily-armored space marine, Markowski bumps past Ralph]
Ralph: Hey, excuse you!
[Markowski staggers on and right into the wall again and again, in a walk cycle.]
Markowski: [mumbling, shell-shocked] We are humanity's last hope. Our mission? Destroy all Cy-Bugs. We are humanity's last hope.
Ralph: [stands and looks at him, curious] Uh... You okay there, space cadet?
[Markowski whips around quickly and grabs Ralph by the collar.]
Markowski: [traumatized] We've only been plugged in a week, and every day it's "Climb the building, then fight bugs. Climb the building, fight more bugs!"
Ralph: Yeah, yeah. Right. Look. Easy on the overalls, spaceman. It's tough all over, all right?
Markowski: And all for what? A lousy medal?
Ralph: [ding] Medal? You win a medal?
Markowski: Yeah, Medal of Heroes.
Ralph: Ooh. Is it shiny?
Markowski: Eh-Pretty shiny.
Ralph: Ooh! And it says "hero" on it?
Markowski: Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.
Ralph: And you say you win it by climbing a building?
Ralph: Right, bugs. Listen, is there any chance I could go with you to your game and, you know, maybe get one of those medals?
Markowski: Negatory.
Ralph: Does that mean maybe?
Markowski: No! Look, only the bravest and the best serve in our corps. [sees a cockroach who climbs on Ralph's shoulder] BUG!!!! [shrieks and runs himself into the wall, knocking himself out]
[Ralph sees the helmet rolling to him in front, then flicks the cockroach off again.]

[The Moppet Girl is trying to play Fix-It Felix Jr., but something is wrong with it.]
Moppet Girl: Mr. Litwak!
Litwak: What's the trouble, sweetheart?
Moppet Girl: The game's busted.
[Litwak takes a look at the game. He sees the Nicelanders running around and panicking on screen while Felix tries calming them down.]
Litwak: Oh boy. Looks like the game's gone cuckoo, like my nana. Sorry, sweetie. Here's your quarter back.
Moppet Girl: But what about the game?
Litwak: I'll have someone look at it tomorrow, but if he can't fix it, it might be time to put old Ralph and Felix out to pasture. Like my nana.

[Ralph has just scared away the Sugar Rush racers who were tearing apart Vanellope's pedal kart; she gets up off the ground, sniffling]
Vanellope: What are you looking at?
Ralph: You're welcome, ya rotten little thief.
Vanellope: I'm not a thief! I just borrowed your stupid coin! I was gonna give it back to you as soon as I won the race!
Ralph: It's not a coin! It's a medal!
Vanellope: Coin, medal, whatever! Just go back to your own dumb game and win another one.
Ralph: I can't. I didn't win it in my game, I won it in Hero's Duty.
Vanellope: Hero's Doody? [bursts out laughing]
Ralph: It's not that kind of duty!
Vanellope: I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called Hero's Doody! Ha ha ha! What'd you win the medal for, wiping? [Ralph rolls his eyes] I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal!
Ralph: Listen—
Vanellope: 1 more, 1 more: why did the hero flush the toilet? Say "Why?"
Ralph: [unimpressed] Why?
Vanellope: Because it was his "doody"!
Ralph: How dare you insult Hero's Duty, you little guttersnipe! I earned that medal! And you better get it back for me toute-suite, sister!
Vanellope: Well, unless you've got a go-kart hidden in the fat folds of your neck, I can't help ya!
[at his breaking point, Ralph starts taking out his anger by smashing apart the candy that litters the junkyard; he comes across a jawbreaker and hits it repeatedly]
Vanellope: [to herself] What a moron. [to Ralph] Hey, genius! That's a jawbreaker! You're never gonna— [Ralph finally manages to smash the jawbreaker open; Vanellope gives an impressed smile] Oh…
[Ralph sits down, exhausted, and Vanellope approaches him]
Vanellope: Enjoy your little tantrum, Diaper-Baby?
Ralph: Leave me alone.
Vanellope: Look, you want that medal, right? And I wanna race. So, here's what I'm thinkin': You help me get a new kart—a real kart—and I'll win the race and get you back your medal!
Ralph: You want me to help you?
Vanellope: All you gotta do is break somethin' for me. C'mon, what do you say, friend? [extends her hand]
Ralph: We are not friends.
Vanellope: Aw, c'mon, pal! You son-of-a-gun! C'mon, buddy! Shake on it! C'mon, chumbo! Ralph, my man! M' main man! [seriously] Hey. My arm's getting tired. Do we have a deal or not?
Ralph: [groans; defeatedly] You better win. [shakes Vanellope's hand]

Ralph: [upon seeing King Candy; Vengefully] You!
King Candy: I come alone, unarmed.
Ralph: I've had enough of you, Pillow Pants!
King Candy: Wait, calm down, please!
Ralph: I'm gonna beat the filling out of you!
King Candy: Aha! (putting on giant glasses) You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you? [Ralph grabs the glasses off of his face and knocks King Candy on the head with them] Ow! You hit a guy WITH glasses. That's... Well played.
Ralph: [grabs King Candy; silently, yet furiously] What do you want, Candy?
King Candy: Listen, I just want to talk to you.
Ralph: I'm not interested in anything you have to say.
King Candy: How about this? Are you interested [pulls out Ralph's HERO'S DUTY medal] in this?
Ralph: My medal. How did you...
King Candy: It doesn't matter. It's yours! Go ahead, take it. [chuckles]
Ralph: Whoa.
King Candy: All I ask is that you hear me out.
Ralph: About what?
King Candy: Ralph, do you know what the hardest part is about being king? Doing what's right! No matter what.
Ralph: Get to the point.
King Candy: Point being, I need your help. And, sad as it may seem, Vanellope cannot be allowed to race!
Ralph: [fed up with everyone not letting Vanellope race] Why are you people so against her?!?!
King Candy: [defensivley] I'm not against her, I'm trying to protect her! If Vanellope crosses the finish line, she'll be added to the game's roster. Then when the players play the game, and see that she's glitching, and glitching, and glitching, they'll think the game is broken. I'll have to evacuate my subjects, but there's one who cannot escape, because she's a glitch. [Vanellope slams on the escape wire, begging for help] And when the game is plug is pulls... [Vanellope is sucked away with the game's code] she'll died with it.
Ralph: [defiantly] You don't know that will happen. The players could love her.
King Candy: And, if they don't..? [Ralph looks down sadly. King candy pats his shoulder] I'll... I'll give you two some time to talk. [drives away]

Vanellope: I'm back. [Ralph puts his Hero's Duty medal in his pocket, she enters] Did you miss me?
Ralph: Yeah. Uh... Hey, can we talk for a second?
Vanellope: Wait. First, kneel down.
Ralph: What? No, no, we really--
Vanellope: Will you just do it?
Ralph: Okay. [kneels down]
Vanellope: Now close your eyes.
Ralph: Vanellope--
Vanellope: Shush! Close them!
[Ralph shuts them. Vanellope then ties something around his neck.]
Vanellope: Okay. Open 'em up.
[Ralph looks down and sees a small, handmade candy heart on a string, on which is hand-painted the words: “To Stinkbrain.”]
Ralph: "To Stinkbrain". [sarcastically] Gee, thanks.
Vanellope: Turn it over. [Ralph turns it over that reads "You're My Hero".]
Vanellope: I made it for you. Just in case we don't win. Not that I think there's even a remote chance we're not gonna win.
Ralph: Thanks, kid. Uh... Listen, I--
Vanellope: Now rise, my royal chump. I've got a date with destiny. [Ralph doesn't matter move] Ralph, come on. Move your molasses.
Ralph: Um... I've been thinking.
Vanellope: That's dangerous.
Ralph: Who cares about this stupid race, anyway? Right?
Vanellope: [chuckles] That's not very funny, Ralph.
Ralph: No, I'm serious, and it was really fun to build the car and everything. But maybe you shouldn't do it.
Vanellope: Uh, hello, is Ralph in there? I'd like to speak to him, please.
Ralph: Look, I'm saying is that you can't be a racer.
Vanellope: [becomes shocked, glitches] What? Why would you--? [slight pauses; notices his Hero's Duty medal] Wait a minute. [pulls it out of his pocket]
Ralph: No! Wait!
Vanellope: Where did you get this?
Ralph: Look, I'm gonna be straight with you, kid. I've been talking to King Candy.
Vanellope: [betrayed] King Candy?!
Ralph: Yeah!
Vanellope: You sold me out?!
Ralph: No, I didn't... Listen. You don't understand.
Vanellope: [angrily] No, I understand, plenty, traitor! [throws the Hero's Duty medal at Ralph's face]
Ralph: I'm not a traitor! Listen-
Vanellope: You're a RAT!! And I don't need you, [gets in the Candy Kart] and I can win the race on my own.
Ralph: [worried] (You know what,) But I'm trying to save your skin, kid?! [plucks her out]
Vanellope: Put me down! Let me go!
Ralph: [while blocks her] No, you listen to me! Do you know what's going on to happen when the players see you glitchiness? They're gonna think the game's broken.
Vanellope: [angrily struggles] I DON'T CARE! YOU'RE A LIAR!!
Ralph: No, you better care, because perhaps if your game goes out of order, you goes down with the shipped, little sister!
Vanellope: I'm not listenin' to you! [angrily turns to Ralph] GET OUT OF MY WAY!! I'm going to that race!
Ralph: No, you're not! [angrily and worried plucks her from the ground and hangs her hood on the lollipop trees]
Ralph: No! [angrily and worried points at Vanellope with worried face] I'M DOING THIS FOR YOUR TRYING TO OWN GOOD!?!?!? [walks up to the Candy Kart and balls up his fists]
Vanellope: Wait, wait, wait. No. No. No, no, no, no, no! Please, Ralph! [Ralph starts wrecks the Candy Kart] NOOOOOOOOOOO!! RALPH, STOP IT!! STOP IT!! NOOOOO!! [starts to sobs as Ralph gets his wrecks done and Felix gets taken away, falls off to the ground. Vanellope sadly looks at Ralph, sniffles] You really are a bad guy. [Ralph looks at Vanellope. Brokenhearted, she runs off crying into the mountain entrance. Ralph hangs his head. He sighs, then walks over, picks up his Hero's Duty medal in leaves Sugar Rush and enters the Fix-It Felix Jr. is out of order. Ralph arrives home late at Fix-It Felix Jr. is out of order, which is now out of order. He enters the penthouse.]
Ralph: Hello? Anybody home? Felix? Mary?
Gene: [pouring himself a martini at the bar] Well, you actually went and did it.
Ralph: Gene, where is everybody?
Gene: They're gone. After Felix went to find you and then didn't come back, everyone panicked and abandoned ship.
Ralph: But... But I'm here now!
Gene: It's too late, Ralph. Litwak's pulling our plug in the morning. [Gene drinks his martini; Ralph goes to the window and sees the "OUT OF ORDER" sign hung over the game console, shocked] But, never let it be said that I'm not a man of my word. The place is yours, Ralph. [tosses the penthouse key at Ralph] Enjoy. [He heads for the door, pulling a suitcase]
Ralph: Gene, wait, wait! [Gene stops] Listen, it's not what I wanted.
Gene: Well, what did you want, Ralph?
Ralph: I don't know. I just... [sighs] I was just tired of living alone in the garbage.
Gene: Well, now you can live alone in the penthouse. [leaves]
[Ralph walks out onto the balcony, looks at the medal Vanellope gave him, then the Hero's Duty medal, which he throws against the screen. The "Out of order" sign falls, revealing the Sugar Rush cabinet; Ralph suddenly notices a picture of Vanellope on the side of the cabinet and becomes suspicious.]

[Sour Bill is cleaning up the broken Candy Kart Ralph destroyed in the previous scene, while hums; just then, Ralph enters Sugar Rush and walks up to him.]
Ralph: [to Sour Bill] Hey, Cough Drop!?!
Sour Bill: [stops hums and looks at Ralph] Huh?
Ralph: Explain something to me. If Vanellope was never meant to exist, then why is her picture on the side of the game console?
Sour Bill: Uh… [frantically tries to run away, but Ralph grabs him]
Ralph: [threateningly] What's goin' on in this candy-coated heart of darkness?
Sour Bill: Nothin'.
Ralph: Talk!
Sour Bill: No.
Ralph: I'll lick you!
Sour Bill: You wouldn't.
Ralph: Oh, yeah?! [licks Sour Bill]
Sour Bill: Ugh! It's like sandpaper!
Ralph: Mmm, I wonder how many licks it'll take to get to your center?
Sour Bill: I'll take it to my grave!
Ralph: Fair enough. [tosses Sour Bill into his mouth] Oh, they call you Sour Bill for a reason! [Sour Bill lets out a muffled screamed; Ralph takes him out] Had enough yet?
Sour Bill: Okay, okay, I'll talk, I'll talk! Vanellope was a racer until King Candy tried to delete her code!
Ralph: Tried to delete her code?! So that's why she's a glitch! Why is he doing this to her?
Sour Bill: I don't know!
Ralph: Suit yourself. [starts to put Sour Bill back in his mouth]
Sour Bill: No, no, no, no, no, no, no! I swear, I don't know! He literally locked up our memories and I cannot remember! Nobody can! But I do know this. He'll do anything to keep her from racing. Because if she crosses the finish line, the game will reset, and she won't be a glitch anymore.
Ralph: Where is she now?!
Sour Bill: In the Fungeon with Fix-It Felix.
Ralph: Felix?!
Sour Bill: I'm sorry! That's all I know, that's all I know, I swear! Now please, don't put me back in your filthy mouth again!? [starts to sobs]
Ralph: [sticks Sour Bill to a lollipop tree, points Sour Bill] Stick around. [gathers up the remains of the broken Candy Kart and takes off]
Sour Bill: Yes, okay. I will, I will. Thank you.

[Felix is locks up in the Fungeon, looks out the window.]
Felix: Hello?! Hello?! Somebody, anybody. Please, let me out! [shakes the bar, loosening it] Oh. What's he say, what's he say? [pulls out his golden hammer, in Ralph's voice] "I'm gonna wreck it!" [pounds it on the bar, but it makes them thicker and stronger] Oh. Why do I fix everything I touch?! [sits down, sobs]
Ralph: BAM!!! [bursts through the wall of Felix's jail cell] Felix!
Felix: Ralph! [jumps up; hugs Ralph] I'm so glad to see you! [let him go] Wait. No, I'm not! What do you have to say for yourself?
Ralph: I—
Felix: Wait! I don't want to hear it. I'm NOT talking to you.
Ralph: Okay. Don't talk. That's fine. I'll leave. [dumps out a can full of the broken Candy Kart] But you have to fix this go-kart for me, pronto.
Felix: I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty mouth. I'm just so, so cross with you! Do you have any idea what you've put me through?! I ran higgledy-piggledy all over creation looking for you. I almost drowned in chocolate milk mix! And then, I met the most dynamite gal. Oh. She gives me the honey glows something awful. But she rebuffed my affections. And then, I got thrown in jail!
Ralph: Felix, pull yourself together.
Felix: No, Ralph! You don't know what it's like to be rejected and treated like a criminal! [turns away]
Ralph: Yes, I do. That's every day of my life. It's all I can do to be good.
Felix: Well too bad, cause it isn't. Now go away.
Ralph: (Sighs) Look Felix. I can't to this without you. It's part of my life that I care about.
Felix: Wait. It is?
Ralph: Which is why I ran off and tried to be a good guy, but I'm not! I'm just a bad guy, and I need your help. There's a little girl whose only hope is this kart. Please, Felix, fix it! And I promise, I will never try to be good again. [Felix smiles; pulls out his golden hammer]

Segrant: [to Ralph; after she slapped him] (Quiet, you!) Hope you're happy, junkpile, [points at Ralph] this game is goin' down and it's all your fault!!!
Felix: My lady! You came back!

[Vanellope's glitch causes King Candy to start glitching, which in turn reveals King Candy's true form: Turbo]
Felix: Is that...?
Ralph: No way!
Vanellope: What the— Who are you?!
Turbo: I'm Turbo, the greatest racer ever! And I did not reprogram this world to let you and that halitosis-riddled warthog take it away from me! Turbotasic! [evil laughin'] End of the line, glitch!

Ralph: Bring it home, kid, the finish line's wide open! [Vanellopes Candy Kart is defeat and slight pause; Ralph shocked] No! Kid! Kid, are you okay?!

Sour Bill: Now I remember. All hail the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush... Princess Vanellope.
[The racers gasp; Swizzle Malarkey kneels down]
Taffyta: I remember, she's our princess.
Candlehead and Crumbelina: Oh, that's right!
Taffyta: We are so sorry about the way we treated you.
Rancis: Yeah, those were, uh, jokes!
Candlehead: [sobs] I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do!
Vanellope: Tut tut. As your merciful princess, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be... [other racers look on with anticipation] Executed.
Racers: WHAT?! [They all start to cry about their impending death]
Taffyta: No, no, no, please! Please!
Felix: Oh my land!
Calhoun: Well, this place just got interesting.
[The racers (except Swizzle) drop down to their knees and are still crying]
Candlehead: No! [drops down to her knees and sobs even louder]
Taffyta: [drops down to her knees sobbing, tearfully pleading for forgiveness] We don't wanna die!
Vanellope: I'm just kidding!
Taffyta: You are?
Vanellope: Stop crying, Taffyta.
Taffyta: [hyperventilates as her mascara starts streaming down her cheeks] I'm trying, but it won't stop. [sobs a bit; stops crying]


  • He was minding his own business on the day they came
    They showed a piece of paper saying "eminent domain"
    They built an apartment building saying progress was to blame
    So he got mad
    And he turned bad
    Brick by brick he's gonna take his land back


  • The story of a regular guy just looking for a little wreck-ognition.
  • This November, he's exploring new worlds, he's meeting new friends…he's got ONE chance to play the hero.
  • This holiday season comes a story for everyone who ever needed a restart on life.
  • When the game is over, a new world comes to life.
  • Get ready for a new kind of hero.
  • When the arcade closes, the fun begins.


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