, a term for an eating utensil that is considered an Spoon inherently funny word, has been featured in many quotations.
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laugh'd to see such Craft,
And the Dish ran away with the Spoon.
They dined on mince, and slices of
, Which they ate with a
Ugh, he spooned me
Random guard, after being hit in the stomach with a ladle in Aladdin
High diddle diddle,
The Cat and the Fiddle, The Cow jump'd over the Moon, The little dog laugh'd to see such Craft, And the Dish ran away with the Spoon.
Anonymous nursery rhyme, " Hi Diddle Diddle" in Mother Goose's Melody ( c. 1765) Variant: Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon, The little dog laughed to see such sport, And the fork ran away with the Spoon The Oxford Dictionary of Nursery Rhymes (1951) edited by Opie and P. Opie
Better take her to the White Queen, she'll be safe there. Spoon.
She came in through the bathroom window, protected by a silver spoon.
Do you know that's the third spoon I've heard drop this month?
And the cat's in the cradle with the silver spoon, Little Boy Blue, and the Man in the Moon When you coming home Dad? I don't know when — we'll get together then, Son, You know we'll have a good time then.
Check it out, Guys. I got a Springfield spoon for my spoon collection... if it weren't for my spoons, I'd probably go insane.
You there! What the hell is this?
A man that's fond precociously of stirring, Must be a spoon.
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince, Which they ate with a runcible spoon; And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand, They danced by the light of the moon.
The Dolomphious Duck, who caught Spotted Frogs for her dinner with a Runcible Spoon
Edward Lear, in Twenty-Six Nonsense Rhymes and Pictures
Mike Wazowski: I think I have a plan here: using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild. James P. Sullivan: … Spoons.
A sweet lounge lizard, with a silver spoon,
Sheriff of Nottingham: Locksley! I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon. Guy of Gisbourne: Why a spoon cousin? Why not an axe? Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it's dull, you twit! It'll hurt more.
Just when I thought things couldn't get any better... he spooned me.
Marry, he must have a long spoon that must eat with the devil.
That tall drink of water with the silver spoon up his ass.
Australian: "You call that a knife? This is a knife!" Bart Simpson: "That's not a knife, that's a spoon." Australian: Alright, alright, you win. I see you've played knifey-spoony before.
I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth
There is no spoon.
"Spoon Boy" in, by the The Matrix Wachowski brothers, indicating that all perceptions of external objects as entirely separate entities are constructs of the mind; this was also quoted in response to the rather grisly death of Private Witherspoon in the horror fillm (2002). Dog Soldiers
They'll eat their words with a fork and spoon, and watch 'em! They'll hit the road and all be surfin' soon.
The spoon came alive with spoon-ness and the ball with ball-ness and the block with block-ness, and the girl laughed.
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