"On the first date with my wife I said I'm going to marry you and she said "I know"".
"If you want me to be straight, gay, into monkeys, dating Kylie Minogue, whatever, I'm happy for people to project whatever on to me!"
"I know it's not very masculine to say the moon is beautiful - but it is!"
"I was the kid that noticed how some concrete sparkles because of the quartz. There's beauty in rock if you look for it."
"In fact, I met Britney Spears the other day at a party and I don't think she knew who I was. I was chatting away to her and I think she just thought I was some nutter. She seemed quite pleased when I told her I preferred her to Christina Aguilera, though..."